You have to emigrate and live in one of these countries for the rest of your life.
Which do you choose?
Japan.
Even though I hate their food.
Japon
>>61677240
China
>>61677240
I choose suicide.
>>61677798
You already do
Korea
We share similar history of getting fucked in the ass by bordering nations
>>61677240
Japan, because comfy farm life is still viable there.
WE HONORY ARYAN IS THE MEMBER OF WESTERN EUROPE,DONT MIX UP US WITH OTHER NASTY CHINK
>>61677826
I will move out here soon.
China
I would also help my Norwegian "Brothers" get VISAS into the country too.
I require information on a female citizen residing in the town of Bergen, as compensation for my help. It is a very specific request for intelligence on a particular person.
I hope the Monarchy does not mind me being nosy.
Heroshema
China's obviously not an option, so I pick South Korea because they only have one script and don't deny Japanese war crimes in WW2 and shit.
>>61678022
nihon that's racist
China. Their women like white men for sex or marriage. Japanese and Korean women only like white men for sex, but want to marry one of their own.
North Korea.
They like us
>>61677240
China or Korea
>>61682900
Pretty confident it's just money
>>61677898
I don't like pollacks cuz they racists and bigots.
t. Gook
>>61677240
South Korea
>>61682900
>Japanese and Korean women only like white men for sex, but want to marry one of their own.
Best thing a man can ask for
>>61682900
>Japanese and Korean women only like white men for sex, but want to marry one of their own.
you consider that a bad thing? you really wish to marry a chink?
South Korea
>>61677240
Jeez it's like "pick your poison"
Probably Japan.
>>61683338
Not everyone
>>61683338
lel m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_South_Korea
>>61677240
pussy rank
jap = best pussy
kor = brown paper bag required
power gap
chink = black-lipped pussy and nips
>>61677240
Japan
Suicide
>>61677240
1. Japan
2. SK
3. Chiiiiiina
Wouldn't want to live in any of them tho
>>61677240
Japan as I am Korean and I don't like to be drafted if I were to live in Korea and because China is a hellhole.
If Hong Kong (or even Taiwan) is considered as China by OP's standard, then I will choose China.
If HK isn't an option for me, I will just practice medicine to foreigners in Japan and try to get Japanese medical licence.
Japan.
I hate it's culture and people but Akihabara has some sick shops and I don't have to worry about being stabbed or shelled.
Japan.
However, I am going to China in a few months.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666914
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666914
http://www.strawpoll.me/10666914
Anyone who doesn't say Japan is an edgy contrarian who is assblasted about anime.
>>61677920
What's life like in singapore anon?
>>61677240
1.Japan
2.Korea
3.Kill myself
>>61686649
Coward, kys scum. 대한민국 만세!
Japan.
I'm sure its going to suck but I've lived in China and going back is absolutely out of the question. Shittiest country ever.
한국
Korea
Already set on immigrating there.
Japan = suicide
Korea = suicide
China = can't survive
China.
I've been there before and it's nowhere as bad as the memes suggest. Quite enjoyed it.
>>61687815
You diaspora man? I wouldn't have minded Korea hadn't it had that mandatory military shit. I cannot work w/ less than $100 a month like a slave.
>>61688088
Where did you go? I swear I wanted to kill myself every time I went. I've been to Shanghai, certain areas are fine (the tourist attractions) but mainly only because they are tourist attractions. The people still make me want to killmyself.
>>61688088
How long? 3 or 4 days? The misery really sets in the second week.
>>61688120
Venezuelan actually. Already have a Korean waifu so now I just have to work on perfecting the language. I don't mind the military service since I already did 4 years in the USMC, 21 months ain't even that bad, I'm an absolute madman so I'm gonna volunteer for the 해병대 if naturalized citizens have to serve too.
>>61688249
Natural citizens don't have to serve the military thing. Idk, I personally don't mind military itself just that SK is a country that doesn't compensate for sacrifice of military people. (I actually thought of working as a navy physician briefly as I liked the idea of working in Yokosuka or Sasebo in Japan)
A few years ago, a famous secondary teacher working for public television broadcasting system called soldiers as 'dogs that psychopathically learn techniques of killing people' but she didn't have much troubles after saying that. I seriously don't know where SK is going. It blindlessly follows the way of PC which made the West weaker while China and Japan are growing without such a concern for PC. SK is certainly more PC friendly than Eastern Europe and Latin America but will def reach Western European level in a decade which I am wary of because people pushing PC in SK are/were politically allied Juche sympathizers or pro-Chinese who have been silent about human rights issues in those countries while pushing PC in SK.
Some SK ppl esp. those in younger generation might see my comment to be /pol/ even many of them would agree SK has PC and feminism that have gone too far
>>61687555
What?
Hong Kong is awesome.
>>61688208
3 months
>>61688191
No one can help your autism and racism.
>>61688629
t. /pol/
>>61688088
says the fatty that probably stayed in shanghai in the foreigner district/downtown area the whole time, and never ventured outside of it
Teaching English in Korea pays dosh dude
>>61677240
China. I wouldn't be happy about it tho.
>>61688845
Nope, was in Qingdao and visited Beijing as well. It was cool. Was there a month tho.
>>61688923
I hate the way you speak
>>61677240
Japan. It has good food, nice scenery, Anime/manga, and pretty girls. Granted, South Korea is nice too, but it's neighbors are maniacs and some of them still eat dogs. China's not even an option. Who the fuck would want to give up all their human rights?
>>61678022
except chinks were also honorary aryan
>>61691241
This has all the signs of being written by an American neckbeard weeb. Every bit of this comment genuinely frightens me.
Norks can nuke us anytime why would want to live here?
I don't know how people can live in Japan in fear of earthquakes and tsunamis. They are too blinded by weaboo shit to realize the dangers. South Korea is okay but they live in fear of North Korean invasion. As for China there is so much bad media going on about them but Hong Kong might be good. However, I heard rent is through the roof there. Pretty much all those countries suck in some form or another.
>>61677240
Fuck Korea, kill China, marry Japan
>>61691910
Japan, Korea, and Hong Kong all have living standards that are similar if not better than the US.
Try harder.
I'd take my chances with Japan. I guess its the best place for solitude
>>61691990
The only thing similar are maybe the cities but everything else is different. Japan sounds the safest due to crime statistics but if you are a woman then sexual harassment will be an issue. I heard rape is not taken seriously there in court. The biggest con is I'm a gun owner so any of those countries are bad anyway.
>>61678022
LOL you sound so pathetic sucking the white man's dick. Get a life.
>>61692567
You moron, all of the Jap posters are western english teachers baiting.
>>61692721
I'm not the moron, you are, as you obviously spend too much time on this site.
Korea, I prefer Japanese culture, but Korea is a better place to live no doubt.
>>61688452
>proxying this hard
>>61677240
Japan
>>61691910
>fear of north korean invasion.
>>61692567
SUCK MY JUST ON WORLD AVEREAGE SIZE DICK
>>61691796
>Not liking communism makes you a weeb.
Get out of my country, traitor.
>>61693188
Worst thing that can happen to SK is unification, your economy would be crippled trying to bring best korea out of the stone ages.
>>61691990
>Hong Kong
Better living standards than the US
Nothing says prosperity like being kidnapped by secret police for selling books criticizing the current leader.
>>61691990
Uh no
>>61693323
lel no we will sell all that clay to samsung and they would use it as a slave sweat shop.
>>61693355
>Nothing says prosperity like being kidnapped by secret police for selling books criticizing the current leader.
>>61693435
you tell them!! China numba one!!!
>>61693426
D E V I L I S H
>>61693435
It was in the news. Several book store employees were kidnapped while traveling to meet relatives. Most disturbingly, one was taken in Hong Kong itself in blatant violation of the agreement China made with Britain over Hong Kong's special status. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causeway_Bay_Books_disappearances
>>61693426
only fucking third worlders use your copying phone
My cousin chose a bumfuck village in China to teach English
>>61693586
Where is sony lol?
>>61693532
Nice source
>>61693575
Nice source.
Should I trust his 3 partners who say he is lying, or the guy that has changed his story twice?
There's literally no evidence of him being "kidnapped" in Hong Kong.
And selling illegal materials in Mainland China is legal grounds for being apprehended. The booksellers knew very well (according to the 4 others) that their book was illegal and selling it in Mainland China is illegal.
But of course, all the hippies in Hong Kong believe whatever a guy says as long as it supports their agenda.
>>61693657
Ah, I see. You're a 50-center.
>>61693801
Could I have some evidence. All I ask for is some evidence.
You can shitpost all you want. I could be Xi Jinping for all you care.
Does that change the facts? Does that change the evidence? Because right now there is absolutely no evidence that he was "kidnapped" in HK.
>>61693870
You didn't read the article or you just won't admit to the mainland's fucked up behavior.
>>61693646
>Chinese
>Chinese
>Chinese
>Chinese
>tiny Chinese
lol
>japanese culture superior in every way
>best chance to can find a qt catholic waifu is in South Korea
I can't decide.
>>61677240
Korea, Japan and China are overrated and their languages are more difficult to learn. All East Asian women are ugly though until you get to India and Russia and Indians are hit or miss.
>>61694107
>All East Asian women are ugly
>being this homosexual
>Japan: Superior culture and highest GDP
>Korea: Highest HDI and wages
>China: ???
Hmm....
>>61694107
>korean
>difficult to learn
You can learn their entire alphabet in like 30 minutes bro.
I spend most of my time on the internet, and since I don't want to be detained for getting caught using a VPN to browse 4chan, either SK or Japan. I know a cool Korean guy, but have never met any Japs, so I guess our Kimchi eating friends win it.
>>61694432
You're trolling right? You really think that a language's difficulty lay in its alphabet?
劇薬のアホども見てるか?
>>61694546
>>61694617
I'm honestly beginning to think that it's a jap pretending to be a gook proxying as a jap with these posts
>>61694633
detained for using a VPN in China? You realize the chinese government has a policy of staying out of people's everyday life right? Every Chinese person under the aged of 30 uses a VPN.
>>61694688
t. this 24/7 reality guy
get a job zainichi
>>61694688
I think the fact that I know some Koreans and 0 Japanese makes me just naturally assume Korea is more cosmopolitan, and therefor accepting of gaijins. 4chan has painted a picture in my mind of a Japan that is xenophobic and difficult to live in, which may not be accurate.
>>61694742
Never lived there. Does the VPN slow down your internet at all? I HAVE lived in Singapore, and even though it's not a democracy the only thing the state censors are porn sites
>>61694716
How avant-garde
>>61694839
Internet is slow in Mainland China and sites that require VPN are slower. The government is investing a lot of money to bring China's internet up to par with it's neighbors at the moment.
>>61694742
>You realize the Chinese government has a policy of staying out of people's everyday life right?
Kek. Sure it does, buddy.
>>61694839
Both Japan and Korea are pretty hard to live in desu. You'd have to work 12 hours per day in either to have at least average living standards. Still better than China, though.
>>61695004
Yes, because people in a country with access to information outside the country and has a standard of living that is starting to rival that of the Europe for at least 300 million people are going to tolerate a government that is constantly getting involved in their affairs, right?
>>61695379
>has a standard of living that is starting to rival that of the Europe for at least 300 million people
that's still just 1/4 of their population, the rest are poor as fuck.
>>61694839
Koreans worship white race aggressively.
If you are colored, Koreans would despised you.
is that even a question?
japan obviously
koreans are dirty and cunning and chinese well they're not even human
Japan easily. China maybe if I had a lot of money.
>>61695580
>they're not even human
Kek, says the subhuman spic roach
>>61691134
Why is that lil anon, can't handle my vast colloquial vocabulary? Get on my level, fucking noob.
>>61693646
>Walmart's CEO's last name is almost McMillion
Hehe
>>61677240
Japan.
hell east asia :DDDD
>>61695379
>going to tolerate a government that is constantly getting involved in their affairs
Tolerance has nothing to do with it. The Communist Party does whatever the hell it wants and threatens anyone who resists. After the Tiananmen Square Massacre, only artists in China have the balls to speak out or protest, and the Party always makes examples of them.
>>61682900
>Not wanting to fuck a different girl every night.
You're a sad, strange little man.
I've been to all three and Japan is the best. Not perfect (no country is) but ticks most of the right stuff. China and Korea are just too restrictive.
I'm already ready to move to China, although only for a year, so China it is.
Nippon has a fucking circus of a culture. It could keep me entertained the rest of my life. Plus, I like their food.
>>61677240
A lot of Europeans actually live in Japan more than China or South Korea, especially French people.
There is a like a French zone in Japan filled with French ambassadors and other people who were sent there by the French government.
Also, it seems like a lot of white CEOs live in Japan as well.
They even do Japanese commercials, something you will never see happen in America like that Dominoes Pizza CEO who did a commercial with Miku and pizza.
