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Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
I only come here to torment you all desu
Maisie
Death to yanks
>>61657261
I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve with this.
Thainonce is NOT the new janitor.
Neo-Janny is a 6'2" ripped alpha male with a harvard MBA.
need a bremain gf
Just having a little lay on my bed lads haha x
>>61657278
She will never get those puppies out
She got Watson'd
>>61657287
Fuck off seppo
>>61657241
>>61657250
noodles = instant noodles or lo mien, etc.
macaroni = "elbow" pasta, mostly used exclusively for macaroni and cheese
pasta = spaghetti and everything else ie. alfredo, tomato and meat sauce, etc.
>>61657297
>She got Watson'd
what
>>61657303
I've literally heard yanks say noodles when referring to normal pasta dozens of times.
You may not do it, but your countrymen (probably from flyover states) DO.
Business idea: buy stock in stock exchange companies
>>61657287
Yeah I find crying women a turn on too.
>>61657310
Emma Watson. The world was literally salivating to see her tits when she turned 18. Was offered untold millions for the exclusive and she turned it down. Now she's too old and nobody cares anymore. She killed the world's dream.
Maisie & Sophie are the same.
Had this absolutely lush Asian soup the other day with noodles in it
All this noodle talk is making me gag for more
>People think we're actually leaving the EU
>>61657303
>Paustuh
>>61657303
>pasta = tomato and meat sauce
ayyyyyy
>>61657349
i had a gif where you could see her b00b135
>>61657294
that's a bloke
>>61657349
>showing tits is demeaning
>showing tits is empowering
the feminist quandri
>>61657373
>lush
i h8 the welsh
Posting from toilet at work.
>>61657303
what about some 'sta in the 'go 'za
>>61657418
Pretty fancy toilet you have there, Japanese?
>>61657413
It's not Welsh
if your hair grows long and you have a chin, you're not human
>Voltaire's Angry Glove
>>61657418
You have to go back
>>61657378
The next PM seems pretty sure we are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fddd9rQjY
>>61657378
Really fucking hoping against hope that we don't
if you don't look like a monkey you're not human
>>61657458
Why?
Got my shirt and nice trousers on haha
Gotta leave in 5 (five) minutes
Starting to get nervous now
You voted for a revolution... you got a Blair robot
>>61657468
Don't reply to me
So I was in London yesterday, in what was essentially Indiantown
There were labels stuck to every lamppost saying "Massage" and a mobile number lol
>>61657469
you need to fucking relax. if you go in wired and anxious people aren't going to like you. it isn't like in your chinese cartoons where being nervous and tsundere is seen as cute
Don't have an exit strategy for the gf, lads. She said she doesn't want to have anal, so Im considering making it about that, but Im worried she might just let me fuck her in the arse, she's quite dedicated.
>>61657486
Genuinely curious why some people want to stay in the EU, you seldom hear tangible arguments.
It's usually stuff like "I want to go on holiday!"
>>61657468
Because having no say in the largest market in the world would greatly weaken us economically and are standing in the world.
the irish are below me >>61655916
>>61657499
I'll be fine when I get in there probably
Just the anticipation before hand is getting me a bit nervous
Really hope Theresa may gets recalled back to her realm before the leadership elections.
For users of extra flags who are miffed at the inclusion of icon flags (i.e. a logo or coat of arms on a white background), I'll try to get a better flag selection system in place.
>>61657514
It's better to be a big part of the something massive rather than a shitty, weak, irrelevant tiny island of 65 million people getting shitty one sided cuck trade deals with bigger more powerful countries.
>>61657523
my mother is a negroid. hello brother
>>61657533
Thanks
NEED a French gf
>>61657514
Because leaving the EU just means immediately turning around and begging our way back into the common market, accepting free movement, accepting EU laws, funding the EU, and all without a say in it. Just fucking cuck my shit up on the world stage why don't you senpai?
Also I want to go into STEM research, and all of the very best projects are funded by the EU.
why doesn't britain just join nafta or nato or un or warsaw pact or some shit lmao
>>61657517
>>61657537
>they fell for the meme
had to drink my porridge it was so runny
>>61657533
Take your flags back to fucking Reddit and stay there
>>61657537
Ok so here's why your wrong:
The UK will remain in the Common Market because it is beneficial to both parties and developing economies such as China and India will continue to trade with UK because it is beneficial to both parties. The world is heading towards trade blocs, and the UK will ALWAYS be in the European economic bloc.
>>61657575
Yeah I mean like fucking duh lmao
>>61657590
>why your wrong:
stopped reading there
>>61657590
And we will have to have freedom of movement except now we will lose any say in the making of the rules. Wow, great deal. Thanks laughing, fag smoking, pint man.
funny innit
>>61657517
You might find we had very little say whilst we were in, in exchange for that minimal position we were forced to adopt all kinds of bizarre laws and regulations.
Including not being able to conduct our own trade outside of it. Now imagine we relinquish that tiny voice we once had in exchange for being able to govern ourselves. We can continue trade with the largest market as well as trade with the rest of the world. Sounds quite promising don't you think? That's just one of the many benefits.
>>61657537
If you want to be the United states of Europe then you're free to go live in the EU, I'm sure you won't be deported once article 50 is triggered. I'm sure most Brits would rather the UK wasn't enveloped by the EU. Sorry you don't agree.
>>61657637
i dont even care about poles going to the UK. North america built a society based on white normativity... if the british can implement that then their poles will offset the poos. Millions of whites brits leave to go to Australia and New Zealand. Those countries gladly accept them to maintain their culture and blood. Australia also accepts many white south african refugees.
>>61657613
tired
>>61657637
this, literally nothing will change, except our ability to have a say in what rules we adhere to. brilliant move lads, well done.
eufags can do one
>>61657637
>implying we had any say in it anyway
>implying Leadsom won't win Tory leadership
>implying we'll stay in free movement
Go to bed Jo.
Ah yes, Thainonce's opinion on Brexit. Definitely a post I'm going to read.
*makes eye contact with the camera and gives a cheeky wink*
Business idea: Make June 23rd and St. Georges day bank holidays
>>61657694
>i dont even care about poles going to the UK. North america built a society based on white normativity... if the british can implement that then their poles will offset the poos. Millions of whites brits leave to go to Australia and New Zealand. Those countries gladly accept them to maintain their culture and blood.
ah so you don't like brown people. well let's make all our decisions based on that then.
>>61657722
I feel like you're saying that like it's a bad thing but I'd be okay with this.
>When a yank tries to say 'do one'
kek
>>61657664
We had lots of say, we had the biggest military, the largest financial centre and the 2/3third largest economy. We effectively got to eat our cake and keep it to, not being in Schengen, not using the Euro but being in the single market. Now what? Now we're 65 million people going to be run over and abused by the US, China, India with crap they hand, we sign trade deals.
>>61657744
on ya bike rasheed
>>61657748
65 million people, lol no. Scotland will leave.
>>61657748
>we had the biggest military, the largest financial centre and the 2/3third largest economy
that actually has nowt to do with who decided laws and trade agreements in the eu. you'd think it would, but it doesn't.
Don't people realise that the EU is the most ambitious globalist project there is?
Don't people realise that the EU is practically founded on an undemocratic principle of steady encroachment on national sovereignty?
Don't people realise the symbolic power over of an election like this being won by nationalist sentiments instead of globalist?
Don't people realise that this is a kick up the arse for the entire European establishment?
Don't people realise that this has done irreparable damage to the EU?
If you're thinking in terms of economic projections and tariffs, you're being small-minded tbqh.
It gets better lads
>>61657748
>We're big enough to have a say in the worlds largest economy (the EU)
>We're going to be abused by the US, China and India
Sure mate. The only way you can believe we had the best of both worlds is if you're either NEET, Upper Middle Class+ or still in Education. The only way you can believe we had a say in Europe but not with the US and China is if you're riddled with cognitive dissonance.
>>61657722
the thing is population growth is a meme, we can go stable or even slightly decline, automization of labour will make every country a paradise. it will be like athens was for the sons of the richest citizens. Basically doing whatever the fuck you want, seeking knowledge, leisure, pleasure, sports, social activities etc. back then it was supported by indentured servants, and slaves but in the future it will be machines. the only people who want shitskins flooding our countries are the captains of industry who desire cheap labour and our morally corrupt leaders.
>>61657736
>White Australia will never be a policy again
>>61657800
Ok we go into a trade deal with China, we want the best for us, they want what is bets for them.
What sway, power or influence to we have against them to get us a good deal?
When I make beans on toast I put brown sauce on the beans
Do you?
warm out
>>61657927
no because i'm not a disgusting savage
>>61657815
>the thing is population growth is a meme
I've never understood people complaining about low/negative population growth. It's only an issue in heavily or fully socialist states, where they need to keep filling up the bottom of the pyramid scheme with shit (usually shit from the middle east and India but Poland works too).
The fact is England is the most population dense western nation and it just doesn't have infinite room. We have to stop population growth somehow and we better fucking hope it's a controlled stop and not some natural Mice Utopia Plateau that ends up with us all dying.
>>61657854
>they want what is bets for them
Exactly that. They want a trade deal with us, they have borderline failing Steel industry which is the literal backbone of their economy that constantly has to be bailed out by government and they are starting to approach the the sharp curve up on graph of economic size and inflation level. i.e they cannot sustain their growth rate and their economy is extremely fragile right now. When you have a mutual interest in making a deal you don't need military sway or some sort of hostage situation to make the most of it, no matter what you think you've learned from America. We also have the commonwealth, which gives us strong and far reaching political sway and influence. We aren't an empire anymore but the old nations still have deep rooted connections with Britain and you'd be a fool (or an American shitposter) to believe otherwise. Even the economist, which was a remain shill rag for months leading to the referendum, said that Britain has the most far reaching political influence in the world, second to none.
>>61657927
Only if I don't have any worcestershire suace
nice essay Bruce, definitely reading it hahahaha
>>61657927
Truly a meal of the runts
>>61658004
>educated people vote remain
>can't read 4 lines of text
Every day I'm more and more glad I got my postal vote in, I nearly didn't bother.
>61658044
Thanks for the (You), you fucking puppet
>>61658085
This isn't reddit lad, there's no karma, points or whatever.
>>61657927
No, I grate mature cheddar on top though.
61658105
Confiscating this (You) too
>Germany reports highest number of births in 15 years
http://www.dw.com/en/germany-reports-highest-number-of-births-in-15-years/a-19370103
Fucking hell lads they're preparing for a war in 20 years.
>>61658085
>>61658126
>refusing to (you) people because he thinks it means something
Wew lad
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61658128
>Germany reports highest number of births in 15 years
>Germany reports highest influx of refugees since WW2
The babies are all brown and will be loyal to Turkey
>>61658128
> influx of over a million migrants
> birth rate magically goes up
Amazing
Just made a cummy
//61658138
That's right my little puppet, dance for your master. Hahahaha, fucking krill
>>61658147
>>61658162
>>61658128
We're fucked
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/10/germany-expands-its-army-for-first-time-since-cold-war-in-respon/
>>61658169
i don't even need the sound
the gf
Rate my shitpost, lads.
>>>/g/55404934
Don't be a grass though.
>>61658215
> /g/
Runt board.
Not even going to hover my mouse over it
>>61657955
If you can't expand horizontally, you move vertically.
Apprarenlty there's going to be vertical farms, more vertical housing, and more renewable energy within the future.
So it won't be like the mice- per say, but even this whole fear of "muh white race going extinct" is another delusion of fanatic degenerates who blame their problems on Boogeymen.
>>61657234
Article 50?
alri thailad
alri
>>61658237
Why can't Britain just go back to being a couple hundered thousand red haired celtic hunter gatherers.
Fucking Romans.
Waiting for Article 50 to be invoked, lads.
>>61658215
Well you triggered the /pol/fags that's for sure.
how do you get away with always being on /brit/ at work
>>61658291
i don't work
>>61658291
Haha well... umm
*points behind you*
Hey look a badger!
*runs off*
>>61658291
ctrl+shift+tab
Chilcot out yet? Thought it was today
>>61658291
Distract my boss with Karen pictures
>>61658291
I don't.
Worst I do is reddit.
>>61658291
Second monitor isn't visible from the office door. First one is barely visible also it doesn't matter what I do, as long as the tasks of the day get completed.
Business idea: Chill-cot; refrigerated cots for the coolest babies in town!
>>61658215
Do you think janny would get riled up if this was a common theme of /brit/?
Shitposting in non-/brit/ threads and linking your shitpost here for us to rate.
>>61658367
Really happy with the MS excel /Brit/ skin chrome extension you made me mate. Just wanted to say thanks again! X
>>61658367
You know you're a janny now?
>>61658288
And you triggered me for dissing /pol/, my home board.
Please don't talk about /pol/ disrespectfully.
>>61658407
this
cheers TL
>>61658279
Same could be applied for the Africans m8. The thing is, when you segregate, discriminate and demonise a race of people over a long period of time, they're going to get pissed off at their oppressors, and over throw them. Then, after they've destroyed them, they're left with systems that they don't know how to work, because they were never taught how to use them. They enter a dark age. They sit around, hum and ha, do a bit of trade but still wind up being shit. BUT, as time progresses, they expand, they gain more wealth, better access to better lives, and they start to expand, develop and grow.
You see this throughout all forms of history, with whites, with blacks, with Asians. The whole "hurr durr niggers r so dum" doesn't solely apply to blacks.
But like I said, more vertical stuff, unless we plan on unleashing anarchy and starting all over.
>doing a full english in the middle of the night
ah yes
Farage might be executing Carswell today.
>>61658169
>black pigeon
K, lol.
What's next, you gonna play some Walt Bismarck?
>>61658489
>Cuckswell
What did brit/pol/ mean by this?
>>61658407
It's actually a lot of work making anything halfway convincing in pure css.
Thanks for the reminder though, perhaps the mood will strike me one day. You know like that random "spring cleaning" feel you get and clean your whole house one in a blue moon, need one of those.
>>61658415
apparently so.. still waiting for my first payment.
>>61658464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzM_Y0cYJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBkv7pU9Eo
Brother just told me the holocaust didn't happen which is why he voted leave.
Timtum here
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
*cleans glasses*
>>61658556
The Irish should be killed, no square foot spared.
>>61658464
We only need more vertical stuff if we keep importing shitskins though, that's the problem. And importing these useless, uneducated (usually full on illiterate) Muslims with a huge crime rate and incompatible culture doesn't help solve the problems anyway, so why do it.
>https://youtu.be/LPjzfGChGlE
Overpopulation is not a problem in the European world, I don't see why we need to make it one when
>it doesn't solve anything in the countries we take these people from
>in fact it usually hinders it
>it usually makes the countries who accept large amounts of 'refugees' and immigrants much worse off (as we've seen across Europe)
>>61658569
Thin socks is a bloody heart breaker haha
Who else /applyingforIrishpassport/ here?
>>61658556
>saved Britain
Yes and the blacks saved Africa. Both sent their civilisations into eras of plague, misery and a lack of democracy.
The Romans had actual decent forms of plumming, while the rest of the celts would literally throw their shit.
>>61658545
>apparently so.. still waiting for my first payment.
Lad, you were getting some grief yesterday evening. There's an anon claiming you got the job, on day threads.
>>61658407
>Really happy with the MS excel /Brit/ skin chrome extension you made me mate. Just wanted to say thanks again! X
What is this
Might do some drugs
>>61658599
For you
>>61658617
>And so the population was gradually led into the demoralizing temptation of arcades, baths and sumptuous banquets. The unsuspecting Britons spoke of such novelties as 'civilization', when in fact they were only a feature of their enslavement.'
t. Tacitus Agricola
>>61658556
Actually shit, I apologise, I see that it was the Anglo Saxons, not the celts.
>>61658528
He's been shitting on Farage and causing trouble ever since he joined UKIP.
>>61658654
I see this shit is triggering lads.
Oh dear.
>>61658621
I don't know how I'm supposed feel about this tbf.. why would I care?
>>61658625
sarcasm
>>61658641
haha top lad
>>61658690
>I don't know how I'm supposed feel about this tbf.. why would I care?
Meh never give a fuck.
>>61658598
Yes I saw that video before.
Sad stuff.
I was talking more in terms with my country, yours will be g.
One could argue that sending foreign aid works (and to an extent, it does), but then one would also realise that their must be aid for the people born into this country.
Tbqph with you senpai, the refugee crisis is horrible. One one hand you have people who are genuinely trying to make a new life, escape persecution, etc.
But on the other hand you have rapists, criminals, jihadists and dickheads.
>read about eastern front in WWII
>have to keep reminding myself this actually happened
wew.
>Australians unironically deny anthropogenic global warming
You can't make this shit up
more like pooropean poonion
>>61658632
Do some for me too senpai
>>61658745
I'm used to being called the worst thing under the sun on a regular basis in this thread, being demoted to a 4chan janitor feels like a holiday by comparison.
It's just water off a ducks back at this point.
>>61658641
fucking state of them socks
durty gurrrrl
>>61658779
>anthropogenic global warming
Yeah well seeing as literally no evidence backs it up, either theoretical or observed, I don't blame anybody for not believing it.
>inb4 muh you uneducated moron it's settled science
>>61658683
No lad it was my fault, I mistook the celts for the Anglo Saxons.
The fact is, the civilisation that they brought up wasn't as advanced as the Romans in a sense- more disease, more death, basically how /pol/ would view blacks as being destroyers of civilisation.
But after a period of time, through increased wealth and development, they were able to rise out from the dirt and make a name for themselves.
The same will happen to Africa, and the Middle East. By 2050 there'll be an increase of second world countries within the sub sahara
>>61658800
They're brand-new white, the light's just yellow
>when the Aussies stop shitposting and contribute reasoned knowledge to the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
>>61658815
http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
https://www.skepticalscience.com/empirical-evidence-for-global-warming.htm
You just don't like the evidence because it's spouted by left wingers.
>>61658787
I know lad.
our finest hour
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Britain
>>61658869
>no cara or maisie
Delete this
>>61658892
they're in there but he had to spoiler them because they're hogs
>>61658892
Should be Biphasic.
>>61658869
been a while since I've seen that..
>>61658886
>our
You most be the oldest poster on this website. Well, thanks for your service.
someone went into my garden and smashed the plants last night
im livid, was getting into that
>>61658641
*sniffs them*
>>61658886
>British """"warfare"""
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Isandlwana
>>61658951
bit nasty
Had a mad session of plant kicking last night lads
Fucking petunias never saw it coming
>>61658919
Dat Jackie do.
>>61658866
>http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
>look at this graph
>what a huge spike in CO2
>Must be disastrous
>No such comparable rise in temperature
>Temperature hasn't risen any more than we would expect coming out (on the grand scheme of things) of an ice age
>Ice caps are smaller (as expected coming out of an ice age less than 15,000 years ago) but are thicker than ever before in recorded hitory
>http://www.freecriticalthinking.org/climate-change/123-anthropogenic-global-warming-theory
>theory doesn't hold up on observable evidence in the troposphere on which it is entirely reliant
The Nasa "evidence" is only evidence our contribution to so called greenhouse gases but it assumes greenhouse gases in the earth's atmosphere act the exact same as in a closed laboratory system, all evidence suggests far from that happens. Of course questioning climate change makes you literally Hitler in today's day and age, which is a big nono.
shave and a haircut
>>61658976
>Petunias
You filthy casual- I bet you don't even punt pick Daphodiles.
Feeling EXTREMELY polyphasic today, lads
>>61658985
Biphasic lad = top lad.
>>61659010
rare af
>>61658919
Saving this for another few years.
Based Thaichap.
>>61659005
>exerting violence on the literal sweet flower of spring
You disgust me
>>61659005
>Daphodiles
>>61658991
>are thicker than ever
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dtbOm_iq0mg
BAHAHAHAHA
>>61658957
>things don't go well when you're outnumbered 10 to 1
Shocking, I know.
>>61659013
does this man look like a puff? I don't think so
>>61659039
>Petunias
I bet you're the kind of guy who'd walk into a greenhouse and smell the flowers
Well they weren't white, they were black. So i told them, send the buggers back!
>>61659049
Hannibal was outnumbered but he still won.
Number don't always win a battle m8.
>>61659040
>please show me the evidence against it
>it's a conspiracy theory
So what he's saying is that Global Warming, despite him presenting literally no for it, is the status quo. We have to automatically believe it does happen and then the burden of proof is on the 'right wing scare mongering conservatives' (he really framed the video in an unbiased way) to prove a negative.
>>61659097
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG
>>61659079
no you spelt daffodils wrong you convict worm
this man walks into your garden and smells your roses
what do you do?
>>61659108
https://www.skepticalscience.com/argument.php
Not my fault that I don't want to live in a polluted shit hole with rising sea levels.
http://www.lisbon-treaty.org/wcm/the-lisbon-treaty/treaty-on-European-union-and-comments/title-6-final-provisions/137-article-50.html
when????
>>61659137
fuck a pig, ya Pomm.
>>61659157
But I don't have roses in my garden...
>>61659168
Sea levels have been rising for many 1000s of years. It's natural. The earth doesn't just stay the same in absence of fossil fuels. Pollution is very much an issue, as seen in China, but has nothing to do with the arguments against man made climate change.
>>61659157
show him my laburnum
>>61659250
He'll burn 'um, la
>spend 60 minutes of your life making dumb video
>it goes viral
>everyone in the world knows your name
>invited onto TV shows
>given sponsorship deals
>fame is inescapable
how do people cope with being thrust into that kind of lifestyle?
I'd turn tail and run if that ever happened to me
NIGEL FARAGE IS STEPPING DOWN
![screen%20shot%202015-07-30%20at%202.31.57%20pm[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/Mblpr0F.png "screen%20shot%202015-07-30%20at%202.31.57%20pm[2]")
>my university has a guidance councillor you can seek if you've been "Triggered" by Brexit
can we just delete the UK and start again?
>>61659197
You first, Ahmed.
>>61659300
again?
>>61659049
it's always embarrassing against Africans
>>61659300
wow he really is
What did he mean by this?
>>61659300
what did Murdoch tell him yesterday, cushy job lined up in the conservatives?
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/749893122251980800
Wonder how long it'll last this time?
Reading about the FLDS lads, didn't realise mormons were so cucked desu
>"The group currently enforces a doctrine allowing sex with women only by men of the group appointed as "seed bearers", defined as "elect" men of a "worthy blood line chosen by the Priesthood to impregnate" women.[93] Under this doctrine, men no longer are allowed to have children with their wives. Charlene Jeffs wrote in her custody petition: "It is the husband's responsibility to hold the hands of their wives while the seed bearer 'spreads his seed'. In layman terms, the husband is required to sit in the room while the chosen seed bearer, or a couple of them, rape his wife or wives."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-Day_Saints
>>61659300
>Nige steps down from UKIP
>So he can join the Conservatives before October
YES
E
S
>>61659327
I think this generation is the worst in history.
You can say that everyone has said that about the younger generation, but they didn't have triggering and all of that emotionally weak shit.
>>61658556
34:30
Angles Saxons Frisians Jutes
>>61659391
Gove's going to put him in a Tory safe seat in the snap election isn't he
Fuck
>Get country to vote leave
>Leave the country
Boris and Nigel truly have the nation's best interests in mind.
haha why the fuck is Farage stepping down
So ends a meme
Why not Theresa May?
>>61659371
He won so I suppose he has nothing else to do.
the fuck aren't you supposed to step down when you've been doing poorly? he fucking won why hte fuck
>>61659300
why the fuck is it even breaking news here don't think anyone really knows who he even is
>>61659459
>>61659429
He's pulling a moot, and in 6 months will join the Tories
>>61659419
God you're stupid.
https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/749892870606381056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
what a twat
>>61659469
He's the man that killed the EU, are Nige is going down in the history books.
Foreigners are waking up.
>>61659469
heh get BONG'd
I think I'm going to get a French stick and some hotdogs for dinner lads.
Thoughts?
so this is what it feels like when angels die
>>61659547
Can I come?
>>61659451
How will this affect UKIP in general elections?
jesus how insufferable will the yanks be today
>>61659576
dead now, UKIP was all about the cult of personality
>>61659576
there's no leader like farage in UKIP.
this isn't good.
>>61659556
I'll have to crack open a bottle of Pimms in Nigels honour.
http://ind.pn/29gl6ZF
Haha
>>61659580
As they are.
The first yank was the best. The entertainment la.
>>61659567
I don't know, are you going to bring mustard or shitty American mustard?
>>61659502
bants
>>61659580
USA
>>61659300
for the second time?
>>61659633
Colman's obviously
>>61659502
top kek
>>61659576
UKIP is dead now, it did its job.
They achieved their goal, we are out of the EU. The only reason they need to exist any more is if the jews try and weasel their way out of us leaving, then UKIP will win the next election.
No, they need to rebrand themselves if they wish to remain a party as the UK is independent.
>farage out
/brit/ on suicide watch
>>61659589
Why don't you cry some more?
ITT: we post our most ridiculous/embarrassing problems
I'm worried I won't enjoy blowjobs in future and that'll cause relationship problems
>>61659666
>potatos out
Paddys on famine watch
taking an arrangement
UKIP absolutely dead
Kippers btfo
>>61659666
How long was it before he came back last time after resigning? Two hours?
The man has no honour, so for all we know he'll come back again.
>Nigel Farage will never be the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
>>61659690
i'm 22 and i still get my mum to call people and make all my appointments for me because i have severe social anxiety
>>61659653
What are your thoughts on tiger bread French sticks?
>>61659690
I'm worried they won't send all the polish scum home
>>61659509
indeed
>>61659693
Howling
>>61659666
Why? He won, we left.
Farage BTFO by Murdoch.
>>61659760
look at those shoes
look at that fucking man
what a man.
>campaign for years to leave the eu
>lie through your teeth to get it to happen
>resign and leave everybody else to clean up the mess
ah yes very impressive /brit/
>>61659760
>that outfit
Jesus
farage is kill ;_;
>>61659760
Carswell did it. If Carswell ends up as UKIP leader they've lost my vote till he's dead and buried.
At the 2015 General Election, the party leaders were:
David Cameron - Conservative
Ed Milliband - Labour
Nick Clegg - Liberal Democrat
Nigel Farage - UKIP
Natalie Bennett - Green Party
1 year later and only the true leader this country deserves is still standing.
WHY IS HE RESIGNING?
>>61659728
I may have to gesture two fingers up occasionally if French.
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of Our Nige *looks to the setting sun*
>>61659710
>>61659711
Vipers in the den lads.
>>61659777
Boris a shit
>>61659685
Upset your glorious Führer Farage is gone? :^)
>>61659760
me on the left behind the bar
>>61659690
my dick is weird so when i piss it comes out at a random angle and it's actually very annoying
@61659777
That was just terrible bait.
>>61659777
Farage has no bottle.
He's like Hannan doing a massive u-turn on immigration and Boris resigning.
Who will be next to shit themselves? Carswell?
>>61659797
she's probably on her way out, should be lucas next
>>61659797
>standing
On his knees yelling at woman journalists with early onset dementia you mean
50 quid he joins the tories and runs for PM
>>61659823
>boris
>>61659797
>>61659711
He's still and MEP and said he wants to actively take part in the discussions between the UK and the EU, if they let him. The only thing he resigned from was UKIP, a party with no power in government except one lone cuckold MP.
>>61658556
Scribe cunt looks like a moor.
>>61659849
THIS
The powers that be are twisting the arms of the most vocals leave politicians. Article 50 will never be triggered
>>61659870
Boris is more of a twat
A-ARE NIGE
>>61659863
Considering in his leaving speech he said he didn't even want to be a politician, I'd take you up on that bet
>>61659824
Why would I be upset that he did his job and we left the corrupt dictatorship?
You are the one crying and moaning like a child for a week.
>>61659895
yes but /brit/didnt suck his cock for 3 years
>>61659873
do these runts not realise how sexist the term "mansplaining" is
do they not have brain cells
I will never understand some things
What is UKIP's purpose now?
Also, how will they perform? They used to appeal to racists because they were lead by a racist but if Douglas Carswell takes over, they'll lose that appeal because he's just a giant free-market Neoliberal. Not something working class people usually go for.
>>61659905
We haven't left
>>61659905
Because now you have no politician to viciously live through. But maybe you can get behind Mogg or Leadsom lol :^)
>>61659955
It's over. Red surge
>>61659972
*vicariously
>>61659988
My gf is on her red surge
>>61659955
>>61659956
>>61659972
>Three shitposters
>>61659988
Not so fast
>UKIP leader Nigel Farage says that he is going to Syria to take the fight to ISIS in a press conference earlier today
>hear Farage is resigning
>check Carswell's twitter
>top three tweets are a smiling face about Farage leaving, an insult to his former colleaguer George Osborne and an ironic retweet of JIDF
top kek what an absolute madman
>>61659945
>I will never understand some things
For you, life will be struggle.
>>61660015
Disagreeing with you isn't shitposting you mong
>>61660030
>ironic
lol
>>61660030
>ironic
*unironic retweet of JIDF
who the flying fuck is Douglas Arsewell?
>Farage is gone
Chalk another one up for Corbyn. How many will he topple?
>>61660047
No but your shitposting is shitposting.
You are one epic trolle friend. XD
getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux lads
>>61660080
Need a red smug pepe
>>61660030
>ironic
haha
nah lad
wonder what kind of music thailad likes
i bet he likes punk rock
>>61660080
based Corbyn
i love this man
>>61660156
Almost every genre has something decent, depends what mood I'm in.
>fuck the whole country
>jump off as soon as it starts to slightly creak
and people actually trust this weak cretins? unbelievable
another referendum now inevitable.
NO NIGEL
waaaarm
>>61660198
so you're not denying that you unironically listen to grime?
Finished doing my drugs
>People actually think Nigel Farage was a credible opposition to the mainstream parties
He's unelectable lads
gonna make £200 today
>>61660202
>another referendum now inevitable
You're in Britain chap. Democracy stands.
Don't listen to the faggots demanding something other than that. They have no idea what they want. Marxist pandered babies.
>>61660248
I used to, don't listen to the new shit though. Plan B is about as close as I might get but rarely.
