Is anyone else tired of being a NEET?
I'm so tired of doing the same thing every day with no purpose:
>Stay up all night posting
>Sleep through the day and wake up at 1-2pm
>don't even brush my teeth anymore or shower
>Eat some shitty food my mom made for me that I can microwave because I don't know how to cook
>Lack of vitamin d because I never go outside
>No money to buy anything
>The most I've accomplished is watching a lot of anime and playing 1000's of hours of numerous games
>Literally no purpose, can't find a job because im a 25 neet with no experience
>can't even watch regular porn anymore because years of masturbating to 2D made me incapable of being aroused by real women, even porn women
>Parents hate me and threaten to kick me out but feel bad
>No hobbies
>All my past classmates finished College and are now happy
>I weigh 260lbs but too much anxiety to go the gym
>no future, if parents die I will be forced to commit suicide
I mean I love posting smug NEET pepe's but I just do it to keep my mind off my depression and thoughts of suicide. Anyone else do similar?
Neet life really isn't all it's cracked up to be... I hate this
>>61651814
stop living in alberta
So just do something else. problem solved.
Read Psycho-Cybernetics and The Power of Now. Do some freelance work like transcription or design. Do couch to 5k and convict conditioning.
>>61651814
2 words:
Entre
Preneur
>>61651814
I feel terrible almost all the time but I can't bring myself to do anything I keep making excuses I'm only young I'll do something next year and have been doing that for 3 years now...
Go to trade school for 2-4 years
Get job in industry
Work the rest of your life as a wagecuck and make a livable salary
Problem solved
>>61651892
You better do something quick. I was the same way and now I'm 25 and haven't done anything.
>>61651852
>>61651889
>Just bee yourself
And do what? I have no fucking skills or experience.
I'm not even capable of having a strong enough will to shower regularly
Being a NEET is just a meme, I bet you didn't get the memo.
>>61651897
>just bee yourself
Don't you understand i have depression and anxiety you fucking normalfag?
>>61651912
You figure it out, otherwise things will stay the same...until they don't, and its too late.
>>61651927
Check out Kain Ramsay's courses on udemy.
>>61651950
fuck off to fb normalfag
>>61651814
it depends how old you are. if you are around 25 you still have a chance to get some education and find a wll paying job.
Fuck man, you live in Canada. I live in the shittiest economy of the western world and i got a decent job
>>61651927
What the fuck when did i say that?
I wasnt even implying it
If you want to get a job and not start off with a mcjob you need to force yourself to learn something applicable
>>61651958
>Check out Chad's courses on "beeing yourself' for only $50 a video
no thanks. You don't understand what it's like to be me and have depression
>>61651970
edit: i didnt see you mentioned your age. still there is a chance
>>61651977
>Just force yourself to stop having a chemical imbalance causing depression
Ok thanks for that Chad. I'll keep it in mind
Thank you so much for that valuable piece of advice.
>>61651814
Holy shit this is literally me for the most part -- I can relate so much Canadiabro.
>>61651981
It's not about being yourself at all, they're about changing yourself. And they're hardly $50 a video. The courses are around $12 this weekend. And I do understand what it's like to have depression and anxiety.
>>61652005
You can learn things and still have depression dipshit.
Actually nah you're right you do sound pretty retarded.
So what your saying then is that you are already beyond hope so might as well go kill yourself. Jeremy wang will take your place and the world will keep on spinning
I'm just like you. Know how you feel OP. And I can't do anything because I can't into delayed gratification.
>>61652063
That is why 4chan is so addictive. That instant gratification.
>>61652046
>>61652050
Thanks for the great advice normies
Why the fuck are normalfags so stupid?
>>61651814
Swallow your pride.
Get a shitty wagecuck job.
Eat less calories than you use.
>>61652123
t. normie
"JUST shake the managers hand and make eye contact xD just eat less calories than u consume"
>>61652116
I'm shutin as fuck, hardly a normie. But I'm going to stop responding since you're clearly a troll.
the first fucking leaf made me laugh
Don't blame on yourself canada, It's all your parents fault for not imposing you a sport or hobby like playing and instrument or learning a language when you were young.
Try not to do the same thing that your parents did to you when you have a child in the future
Go to trade school and lie a bit in your resume. Say you did volunteer work or something idk
>>61652152
Finally someone reasonable in this thread.
It's all my parents' fault that I'm a NEET. I'm not in control of my own life, life just happens around me and I have no influence in it
yes, that is why I'm planning go to work abroad.
I mean I got some skills, I could find a job if it was a job in my shithole. And wages here are laughable anyway.
>>61652116
I tried giving you legit advice,..
> nah that wont work I have depression
I tried agreeing with you and just say kill yourself.
Just pessimistic sarcasm response, no rebuttal whatsoever with a decent argument.
>Why are normalfags so stupid?
Sorry for being so stupid. Im sorry i really tried my best.
And no i am nowhere near normal m8
Just kys man. It will be better and your will be actually doing something good once you remove the burden that that is your existence from your parents
>>61652214
If you have gone outside even once in the last year YOU ARE A NORMALFAG.
If you don't refuse basic hygienic practices, YOU ARE A NORMALFAG.
if you know how to cook yourself anything besides microwavable food, YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMALFAG
Get the fuck out of here normie
Actually yeah I am pretty stupid for falling for this b8
You gotta find something you're interested in. Did you go to college at all? what did you study? If not, what were your favorite subjects in school? What do you like posting about here on the 4chans?
>>61652188
are you here to look for some circle jerk about being a neet or looking for actual advice
>>61652247
bait thread confirmed
>>61652274
Normalfag get the fuck out
You don't understand out struggle. Go work for your boss and be a cuckold while I sit at home and leech of my wagecuck parents and watch literal cuckold porn
>>61651814
TLDR you dumb frogposter
why is this leaf doing /r9k/ shitposting? why does he do it every day?
>>61652313
This is our website, we're reclaiming it
This is stolen /r9k/ land
>born in the rich country
>be lazy fat piece of shit leeching off your parents
haha feel sorry for you.
>>61652335
What are u going to do about it :^)
>>61652335
Keep your /r9k/ cancer out of my board, you no-good NEET.
>>61652346
>If ur born in a good country with lots of opportunities everywhere around you, high salaries and good social services to get on your feet/government loans to go to University THEN U CAN'T BE DEPRESSED OR HAV ANXIETY
Get out normalfag. Just get out
>>61652214
>sarcasm
>im not normie i sware !
shoot yourself
>>61651912
Security is the job for losers who are trying to get some work history because it requires zero skills or training, save for an online course that only takes a few hours to complete. Use that shit as a gateway
>>61652362
ur the normal fag
u get out
>>61652381
What part of I have depression and i don't even shower or brush my teeth do you not understand?
I am so close to being normal but still so far away. I go to college, I have a job, I go on dates, I have friends, I go the gym.
But I cannot make new friends because I am constantly paranoid that everyone hates me, I can't ever make it past the second date because again I am paranoid I am being used for free food or something, I don't gain any muscle because I never eat because I am constantly anxious which kills my appetite.
Help.
Tune in next week for another blog post, thanks for reading my blogspot guys.
>>61652400
>Goes to college
>Has a job
>Goes on dates
>Has friends
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIEEE
JUST
GET
OUT
FUCKING
NORMALFAG!!!!!!!
>>61652362
>If ur born in a good country with lots of opportunities everywhere around you, high salaries and good social services to get on your feet/government loans to go to University THEN U CAN'T BE DEPRESSED OR HAV ANXIETY
Exactly. If I was born in a normal country with opportunities - I would be successful regarding my depression.
But you're just a lazy fat piece of shit searching for excuses. Rly ask your parents to trade you with me.
>>61652417
you can do it too just pretend you have self confidence and you'll be miserable like me
>>61651814
yes canuck friend, the world owes you agency and purpose.
Go be a nightshift guard in a warehouse, learn a skill, a trade idk IT or computer networking and start a little business on the side.
>>61652400
Your biggest mistake was posting your genuine concerns in what is essentially a mommy's tendies thread
>>61652434
Are you trying to tell me that depression isn't real? That's not what schlomoberg told me when he prescribed me estrogen
>>61651814
I plan to kill myself and donate my body to med school, I exercise everyday at home and eat healthy because I want to look good when I'm being sliced by med students, beat that canadian friend
>>61652394
>brush teeth and shower once for job interview
>don't really have to do it again unless you get really sweaty and shit
You can go be depressed and shitpost on 4chan on the job, all while getting paid for it.
I did security for two years, and got paid to just sit out in my car and watch movies and shit. You'll have to write a sentence or two in a log book a few times an hour, but that's it
>>61652518
>>brush teeth and shower once for job interview
>Just brush ur teeth and shower
Don't you understand I have no motivation and I can't do it? just fuck off normie you don't understand me
>>61652188
I'm talking serious mate, I mean, why the fuck some parents let you play videogames until 6am and eat shit everyday instead of imposing you something that will really help you in your life? when I watch on youtube people under 13 that can do amazing things I want to cry, thinking about all the time I wasted, all because my parenst' fault fuck them
>>61652568
Agreed man
It's everyone else's fault we're NEETs. We have no control over our lives, we need someone else to make the rules for us, someone to decide what we do. I'm sure if my parents told me not to play videogames or be a NEET I'd immediately stop it. It's not because i'm lazy or have personal flaws I need to work on.
It's always someone else's fault for our shortcomings
The jews did this, my parents did this, the niggers did this, the president did this, the liberals did this, the conservatives did this, the libertarians did this, the socialists did this
>>61652470
Depression is real. I'm depressed because I'm surrounded by poverty, drunken agressive bydlos and wages in my town are 120$ a month.
And what makes you depressed?
Stop it Canada, you're being cringy
>>61652535
The fact that you made this thread and you responded to me shows that you have some motivation. And I've been to the point where I've held a fucking gun to my head so yeah, I kinda do know
>>61652610
oh, now I see. That was just a bait, I'm so silly.
now gtfo, normie.
If this is not a b8 thread, this is why robots are avoided even by other shut-ins.
>>61652641
Why don't you move to SPB or Moscow where you can actually get a job that isn't shit?
>>61652668
I don't have the motivation to do anything to improve my life.
I am weak and useless
>>61652751
Because then I'll have to give 90% of my salary for shitty dorm with tadjiks.
Half of the Russia already moved there. Why do we have so much land if it's uninhabited?
Same here man
I literally had a phone interview with a call center and they definitely asked about my lack of experience and employment gap
got the email that said they found someone more qualified
drove me closer to the edge. what the fuck do I do
>>61652751
>get a job that isn't shit
>in Russia
Maybe if he had a degree in engineering
>>61652809
But I'm sure there's plenty of Russians who have made money and become pretty comfy. Why are so many people better than you?
>>61652818
>and they definitely asked about my lack of experience and employment gap
Why didn't you lie about your experience or say you were traveling or taking care of your grandmother with AIDS?
Jesus
>>61652164
I need references
I can lie and say I volunteered at this place or that, but they're going to call and verify
Where the fuck is our NEET Vandalay Industries ??
I fucking learnt programming. Literally spent 2 years learning and making projects in php and Java. Wtf I can't even find remote job as a programmer. All those Indians and schoolboys took all the work in that scale.
>>61652847
Taking care of a grandma isn't experience
And I'm too scared they're going to follow up on my fake previous work experiences
>>61652907
>Php and java
Top kek. Why would you learn the LITERAL Pajeet language
>>61651814
That's what you deserve for posting frogs you dumb frogposter.
Man up, stand the fuck up that brown stained chair, shower, get some clothes and go out to the world. Want to hear some facts? YOU'RE GOING TO GET BTFO BAD. AND I MEAN BAD. But that's life for you. Once you start seeing pitiful and little improvements you might want to go back ti your comfort zone, but you won't, because the second you think of getting back, I will send my contacts in the cartel to behead your sorry ass canadian head if you go back.
From a year now, your life will be another. Mark my words, you fatass sorry piece of leaf shit.
>>61652921
>Taking care of a grandma isn't experience
It's an explanation for your employment gap.
>And I'm too scared they're going to follow up on my fake previous work experiences
Trust me. They won't check your references 99% of the time unless it's actually a decent job.
it takes too much effort. If they *DO* check it, what do you have to lose? You weren't getting hired anyway, lying on your resume isn't illegal. Just do it.
>>61652907
>php
now learn c++ like all the other Russian hackers
do you wanna hack for me
>>61652933
>>>/facebook/
Go away normie. what part of depression, anxiety and other made-up mental illnesses I read on the internet do you not understand?
>>61651970
>decent job
I heard in Greece that even a person with a Ph.D in Engineering barely makes more than a McDonalds employee
>>61652907
You cant find a job in moscow?
>>61651814
Literally me except I'm 19 and thin as a stick because my existential apathy extends to eating
>>61652940
You remind me of the last person who gave me advice on /biz/
I would pay half my future paycheck s for friends like you
someone who calls me a bitch but not in the girl backhanded way that makes me hate myself but to encourage me to stop being scared
I'll do it tonight, fake jobs, using fake years, no gaps
>>61653017
>You remind me of the last person who gave me advice on /biz/
That might have been me unironically
I am /biz/ too and I've made millions of helpful posts there and helped niggers out
>>61653003
>thin as a stick
do you shave your legs and how open are you to wearing stockings
if yes to both, I got a job for you
>>61652961
>muh depression and anxiety WAAAH WAAAH
That's what I talked about getting BTFO you worthless faggy piece of dog crap. It will be hard on the beggining but this has nothing to do with being a normalfag. It's about being a man. Or do you have a vagina? Do you have a little untouched pink tight cave between your fat disgusting hairy legs?
If that's the case then already kill yourself and stop polluting this place with your frogs, you retarded excuse of a human being.
>>61651814
I also went through that anon, i mean if i'm not a massive coward i would killed myself without hesitation but thank god i found a job and now working at my hardest so i can be a regular employee.
>>61653085
Whoa calm down this is a NEET safespace
>>61653100
>safe space
There's your whole problem in two words, you dumb frogposter.
>>61651814
Just do something, anything. You're at rock bottom and the only way you can go is up.
>>61653263
If I get a girlfriend will that make me improve?
>>61653263
If you have all 4 limbs, no prominent diseases, a roof to live under, indoor plumbing and access to the fucking internet you are far, far away from rock bottom.
>>61652807
You literally wrote your motivation yourself
>Is anybody else tired of being a NEET?
>I'm so tired of doing the same every day with no purpose
Then all of the shit you greentexted. I'm not saying a job will help you "b urself" or magically fix your life, but it will at least leave you with a little bit of money and some form of work experience.
Like I said before, security is a good starting point for losers with no direction because you don't have to do shit. Even if some gunman storms the place where you work, all that you're required to do is call the cops and make a note of it
>>61653328
I have a job, I go to the gym, I have over $30k, I have tons of hobbies i occupy my time with nigga
this is just satire stop responding
>>61653301
Hasn't helped me, but that's probably because one turned out to be a really dumb meth addict, and the other one was an annoying bitch with self esteem issues
>>61653378
There's no need to lie on the internet, we all know how you feel about your life as a NEET, all you have to do is try and the rest will come naturally
I'm not NEET but I really wish I were NEET sometimes (or very often, rather).
I hate working so much. And don't listen to those people spouting that retarded "if you do something you like, you never have to work!" meme, it's complete bullocks. Most people don't even get the chance to work in something they enjoy, and even if they do, it sucks. I myself work in a field I """""enjoy""""", but I still hate it. The best way I can describe it is using absolutely any other hobby (be it physical, mental, creative, unpredictable, repetitive, etc.) as a comparison. Take coding for example, I actually do a little bit as a hobby (have a couple of personal projects I pursue for fun in my free time). I genuinely enjoy it. But would I still enjoy it if I HAD to wake up at 6-fucking-AM just to code? Would I still enjoy it if I had to commute an hour every day just to code? Would I still enjoy it if I had to deal with the same coworkers 8 hours a day? Would I still enjoy it if I had a boss who gives me tasks and deadlines (EVEN if it's a nice boss)? Would I still enjoy it if I were FORCED to do it for 40 fucking hours per week (and many people don't even have the privilege of "only" having 40 hours a week...)? Fuck no, at most I enjoy spending maybe 10 hours per week, generally much less.
I really hate working, and frankly when I think that I'll be doing this shit for fucking decades to come, with absolutely no freedom other than 3 fucking weeks per year (which makes you realize that the "wageslave" term is actually pretty accurate). To make things worse, most people at least have something else going on in their lives, for example they might have children, so at least they could feel like they're wageslaving for their children's sake. But me, I'm literally just wageslaving for myself. And what do I do of myself? I watch anime, play vidya, and masturbate, and essentially nothing else. Frankly I don't even see the point of it all when I think about it.
>>61653497
>And what do I do of myself? I watch anime, play vidya, and masturbate, and essentially nothing else
Maybe that's your problem. You live as a manchild
>>61653497
>trying this hard
Canadians should just be banned from /int/ already. Shameful.
>>61653301
I dunno. Maybe. But I understand your deal. I'm 19 and not a NEET but I'm in danger of being one. I was blessed with smart genes but I grew up lazy never got pushed to do anything for myself and never learned how to work hard. I always end up wasting time with stupid shit and I have no real skill yet. I did bad in school this past year and I've realized enough is enough and I'm trying to change myself this summer. Some progress has been made but I'm still a lazy autistic piece of shit. Wish me luck bros. Anyone got similar stories? Of them going from losers to winners?
>>61653306
Well he's pretty much at rock bottom for a NEET as this day and age.
>>61653517
it's not like those are the only things I do, as I said I have other hobbies, including some physical ones. It's just that those three which I listed are the most "day-to-day" ones.
And as I said I actually have a job and take care of myself, I think "manchild" isn't exactly an apt description.
>>61651814
I'm the same but without being a weebshit, fat and this:
>don't even brush my teeth anymore or shower
That's is disgusting weebshit tier
>>61653552
Anime and videogames are for manchildren.
Stop watching porn and stop watching Japanese bullshit and playing games for kids, what the fuck
If you hate your job so much and "wageslaving" then live minimally and become an entrepreneur or sell shit on ebay or something
>>61653545
I'm sorry, I'm honestly not following. What exactly am I supposedly trying "this hard"?
>>61653582
>Stop watching porn
give me a break, even the normiest of normies all watch porn at least on a semi-regular basis
In any case, you're completely missing the point. I actually do have other hobbies, and I have a job and take care of myself. I'm honestly confused as to why you're so obsessed with the fact that I also include the other two things in my day-to-day life.
>If you hate your job so much and "wageslaving" then live minimally and become an entrepreneur or sell shit on ebay or something
I've known entrepreneurs and frankly I don't think going down that path would be an improvement. If anything, people who have their own startups tend to work way more, not less. The only advantage is being your own boss and being in control, but you're still stuck being more or less forced to work (at least, if you want to afford food and rent).
>>61653699
>give me a break, even the normiest of normies all watch porn at least on a semi-regular basis
That doesn't make it a good thing.
Porn is harmful and is a large part of the reason why erectile dysfunction and testosterone levels are dropping worldwide quite steeply.
Masturbate enough to porn and you're going to be struggling to be aroused by real women, let alone be interested in talking to them because, why bother when you can pop open Pornhub.com and look at 10/10's getting fucked by unnaturally long big black cocks instead of going on 2-3 dates with some 7/10 girl
>I'm honestly confused as to why you're so obsessed with the fact that I also include the other two things in my day-to-day life.
They say a lot about you. Why pretend to be a warhero in a videogame when there is so much other better stuff you could be doing, that will not only make you feel better but actually get you somewhere?
>The only advantage is being your own boss and being in control, but you're still stuck being more or less forced to work (at least, if you want to afford food and rent).
Well you can't have both money and not work. Doesn't work that way unless you inherit it or win the lottery.
>>61653768
>Well you can't have both money and not work. Doesn't work that way unless you inherit it or win the lottery.
I guess that's my point. I'm honestly not really sure I see the point in going on like this for how ever many years/decades to come. I think the only hope I realistically have is if I can somehow find a compromise where I only work part-time, but still make enough to actually get by (with a certain safety margin preferably). But if I can't for whatever reason, I just struggle to see the point of it all.
>>61653768
Can confirm. Porn is giving me erectile disfunction and I'm kind of addicted and don't know how to stop. I have no trouble bringing girls home but I always struggle to cum, and sometimes to remain hard for long. I know I need to cut it out completely and reset my sexuality, but it's so hard going cold turkey. Any advice?
>>61651814
I'm almost the same except I'm not fat just a tad bit chubby but I'm currently working on a flat stomach. And I'm a chick, so think about that.
>>61653981
I'd still probably do you
>>61652434
It's not that simple senpai. A disorder can disable someone from seeking out those opportunities. Like I'm a genius at electric stuff but I'll never know my potential because I'm afraid of university.
>>61653924
Why don't you try working extremely hard for like 10 years, live minimally and then retire?
>>61651814
This is how I imagine most of /int/ spend theor days.
Absolutely hilarious.
>>61653972
No advice just stop doing it really
Just don't do it and be occupied with something else.
>>61654062
Who the hell changed my words? It was "senpai", not "sempai"!
>>61654062
The disorder is all in your head.
You're just afraid of failure and finding out you might not be as good as you thought.
>>61654126
Again....
>>61654138
No dude, like I'm afraid of people and shit, that's why I can't go to school. And disorders are genetic, there's nothing I can do to stop them, even when I'm old.
>>61654215
Get into more social interactions you'll see that you were scared for nothing and you'll accustomed to them and it will be second nature.
Things are hard but they become easy. Learning the multiplication table is hard when you don't know it but you do it more often and it becomes easy. Same as learning how to read.
>And disorders are genetic, there's nothing I can do to stop them, even when I'm old.
You're telling that to yourself to alleviate the blame off yourself and make it feel like you're not responsible.
>>61651814
an microwave because I don't know how to cook
>Lack of vitamin d because I never go outside
Get out of your house anyway. You're not in prison. Stop making yourself a prisoner.
>>61654339
>wanting skin cancer
are coffee enemas NEET culture?
>>61652568
I know he's fucking with you but I really like what you have to say
>>61654525
so you are happy with your life and all as a neet?
why come here and complain
At least ur not a crossdresser
I didn't ask for this
>>61655706
bored
>>61655759
how old are you? and what will you do when your parents will die? if you live in quebec you could easily get away with it on welfare
>>61656062
I'm not a neet you stupid idiot
I slept too long for my nap so i screwed up my sleep schedule now i'm wasting time until 5-6 am for me to go to the gym and then start my day
>>61653497
Three words: cloistered monastic order
You'd still have to water plants and cook, but no real job.
>>61656088
apologies
i should do the same really, i keep on waking up at 2pm and i hate it
>finish eat lunch
>walk in the kitchen
>mums washing the dishes
>she's pissed off as usual
>drop plate in the sink
>walk away
>hear her mumbling to herself angrily
>>61654156
senpai...
Even if it is the only thing you do today, OP (and others like him), read this:
http://classics.mit.edu/Epictetus/epicench.html
This was written almost 2 millennia ago. I read parts of it almost every day. It's lessons are far better than any other motivational tool that I know of.
Remember that this was written by a guy who was literally a slave most of his life:
>51. How long do you put off thinking yourself worthy of the best things, and never going against the definitive capacity of reason? You have received the philosophical propositions that you ought to agree to and you have agreed to them. Then what sort of teacher are you still waiting for, that you put off improving yourself until he comes? You are not a boy any more, but already a full-grown man. If you now neglect things and are lazy and are always making delay after delay and set one day after another as the day for paying attention to yourself, then without realizing it you will make no progress but will end up as a common and stupid man all through life and death. So decide now that you are worthy of living as a full-grown man who is making progress, and make everything that seems best be a law that you cannot go against. And if you meet with any hardship or anything pleasant or reputable or disreputable, then remember that the contest is now and the Olympic games are now and you cannot put things off any more and that your progress is made or destroyed by a single day and a single action.
(This translation is not the one in the link)
