1: You're cunt
2: How many pitsa slices is the optimal amount?
1: Fenlan
2: 6
this thread isn't about pizza and you know it. fuck off
>>61636267
Why?
>>61635931
If that's the pizza, 0
>>61636882
You eat pitsa with fork and knife?
>>61636947
Not at home
>>61635931
What is that topping?
Why would you eat that shit ?
>burnt pizza crust
>gay as fuck mouse
>extra small soda
>non tenless keyboard
>>61635931
I remember when I was in Fenland and one the gals hosting us told they ordered "pitsa"
Fucking piece of oily bread covered with shit (more or less like the one in the photo)
My Italian mate told me I was harsh for saying "well, it's not pizza but it's...ok" (it was not ok)
In Italy no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli, and the pizza makers are 80% egyptians
I'll eat a pizza thrice in a fucking year and when you eat it, you enjoy it sitting in a restaurant and you eat all of it - it's a single dish
>>61636947
only children are allowed to pick pizza with hands
katso merta btw
>>61637097
>fat cunt points all this out
>doesn't mention the gun
>>61637423
>In Italy no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli, and the pizza makers are 80% egyptians
>I'll eat a pizza thrice in a fucking year and when you eat it, you enjoy it sitting in a restaurant and you eat all of it - it's a single dish
Where the fuck do you live?
>>61637481
I'll let you guess
>>61635931
1. Flag
2. Six, or eight for very large pizze
>>61637578
Where in particular
>>61637423
haha what in the flying fuck are you talking about
>no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli
haha no
>pizza makers are 80% egyptians
what
>>61637424
>pajeet doesn't get to own a gun let alone a butter knife
>some pekka bydlo mudblood can
>>61637423
>In Italy no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli, and the pizza makers are 80% egyptians
>I'll eat a pizza thrice in a fucking year and when you eat it, you enjoy it sitting in a restaurant and you eat all of it - it's a single dish
wtf are you talking about
>>61636984
Ham, kebab and double cheese.
Healthy/10
>>61637630
>he believes that the dark man baking pizza is Italian
>doesn't understand that he's talking in Egyptian
>>61637609
I'll let you guess
>>61637097
It's nice when it's crunchy.
The mouse is comfy and works well. I preferred the older G line, but this is fine too.
That's an energy drink
I actually use the keypad a lot, picture related.
>>61637688
t. errone
>>61637856
You shouldn't talk about the rest of Italy then.
>>61637901
not really.
>there are this kind of italians posting here on /int/
>>61637928
I explicitly said "outside of Napoli", terrone.
It literally applies to any region besides Campania.
>>61638051
No it doesn't, I live far from Campania.
>>61637424
What's wrong with the gun?
>>61637856
lol in firenze there are no dark men baking pizzas and I know enough Italian to know the difference between italian and fucking arabic
>>61635931
nice mouse I have the same one
Slices? You having a laugh mate? It's a full pizza or go fuck your mother. The only question is size, with 10-12 inches being optimal.
>>61638121
Firenze is one of the few cities with most Italian pizza makers.
>>61638088
And you never moved out of your basement.
4
Then I can eat the other 4 on the other day.
>>61638329
>huehuezilians in charge of mathematics
>>61638371
Pizza should be sliced in 8 parts.
>>61638457
You said 4 slices, love.
>>61638838
Yes, I *eat* 4 slices and leave the other 4 for the next day.
>>61637424
Because owning a gun is normal
Reminder that ananas does not belong on a pizza
![2627758-6607390115-IMG_8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NiG1Ucr.jpg "2627758-6607390115-IMG_8[1].jpg")
>>61637423
>fork and knife
euros are gay as hell. the only pizza that a fork and knife is acceptable for is a chicago deep dish.
>>61640061
don't listen to that guy, he's saying nothing but bullshit
>>61640061
That is not pizza.
You are used to eat all your food with hands (from burgers to fries) and you're opinion a shit.
>>61640127
In silenzio animale
>>61640388
>le ebin /ita/ meems xD
>>61637424
I'd want to have a gun too to deal with the people who make these shitty pizzas
>>61635931
1. flag
2. pic related
>>61643382
But folding is gay. I only do that if there's so much topping that it easily falls off.
>>61635931
that pizza looks very unhappy
Why the fuck are Italians so elitists about pizza? It feels like they are some kind of pizza gods who decide what reall pizza is. No fuckin shit pizza in Italy is different because it's fuckin dry thin shit
>>61643382
>eat it with hands
>a folding pizza
you're a failure
>>61649130
>It feels like they are some kind of pizza gods who decide what reall pizza is
Exact. We are the Pizza Gods and we literally decide what a Real Pizza is. It's unironically a trademark of ours.
>>61649130
Cultural snobbery anon. They pretend they invented it. Most pizza places where I am are run by Greeks. Honestly pizza is really just savory flatbread with stuff on it. What goes on it should depend on local tastes.
>>61649629
>They pretend they invented it
And, we did.
>Honestly pizza is really just savory flatbread with stuff on it
No, that's merrican garbage. Feel free to name it how you prefer.
