My new neigbour is a french guy from Paris. He will be moving into the house next to mine at the end of this month..
What does this mean for my property value and what can i expect?
>What does this mean for my property value
It will get multiplied by 10 at least
>what can i expect
Prepare to learn french cuz we aint speaking any other language
>>61633045
expect to lose your head, allahu akbar my friend.
>>61633045
Salam akhi
I advise you to prepare your Jizya and to give it to him because you're a kafir and french don't like them, Also your women must wear niqab because if he see them without it, i fear he will rape them.
>>61633045
Rest in piece Varg
>>61633087
He must be avle to speak the language if he lives and works here..>>61633297
>>61633558
>>61633631
All i know is he is white and works as a lawyer. Still sceptical though...
>>61633825
Well, memes aside if he is white and speaks Norwegian what differences do you really expect between him and the average Norwegian?
>>61633825
>(((white))) lawyer
prepare to get SHLOMO'D
>>61633045
Baguettes and croissants will start appearing in your garden for no reason, if this happens, just walk into his house and declare it yours - they will surrender immediately.
>>61633888
>memes aside
You can't make this happen
>>61633888
Scandis are tanned blond haired giants, they don't look like french m8
>>61634222
I didn't mean physically, but even then, blond haired and tall people aren't that rare in France, and not all Norwegians are tall blondes.
>>61633045
Sell your house now before everyone realize that
>>61633045
He will have brown hair and brown eyes.
That's all
>>61633045
He will probably autistically ignore you
>>61633045
Snails and frogs will appear around your house more often
>>61634725
Snails are delicious tbqh pham
>>61634484
The average french has pale skin, brown hair/dark brown hair, and brown eyes/blue eyes, even for the height we're beetwen 175-180cm while the scandis are 180-182cm.
>>61634725
I have a huge problem with the brown iberia snail in my garden during summer. Can i get him to just eat them?