God bless
first for /cascadia/
MAGA
Hello
>EWWEFANTS AND DANKIES :DD
Why does everything in the us need to be dumbed down so much?
"Oh democracy is too much for the people here let's just make it a two party semi-dictatorship and give it animal names so it's easier for the people to pick a favorite"
>>61618699
>>61618680
>yuros
Why are people that don't like Americans in my thread?
>>61618599
my man
>>61618790
>>61618778
A two party system benefits the stability of a system most of the time, because you don't have to find compromises.
It's also not like our political situation would be any better.
>muh raycism xd
>muh AfD
>muh refugees welcome!
>you will never be american
>you will never cast your vote for donald j. trump in the 2016 election
Feels shitty bros
>>61618843
Why do Yuros hate Americans so much? Is it because we aren't exactly like you?
>>61618901
Except gerrymandering kind of fucks things up for a two party system
>>61618912
You'd probably vote for some Trudeau clone
>>61618912
Do your part to support change in this country. Blows my mind how stagnant and complacent everyone is despite most people acknowledging that JUSTin is a complete and utter joke.
We need to get people involved. Trudeau got elected partly cause people were just plain old bored with Harper. We won't be comfy and safe for long if we continue down that path.
i hate muslims with a passion
>>61619473
Enjoy your time in the gulag.
>>61619473
What about jews? Speak directly into the mic.
>>61619689
idk hitler did a well enough job getting them to fuck off out of here
have only met two jews in my life
>>61619740
Thanks for sending all the surviving Yuro Jews to America and giving them access to more resources and money than they ever had in Yurop
>>61618555
Who is she?
She looks beautiful woman.
>>61619813
She's an average American woman
>trump
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IdhinuztGrw
awooo~~~
>>61620403
How are you today, Rusfriend?
>>61620310
why is he a frenchie now
>>61620009
Wow. If your said is true, America is heaven.
>>61620310
Pretty based
>>61619813
>>61620009
>>61620605
There's lightning and thunder outside
I'm scared
>>61620788
same here, im supposed to be mowing the lawn too...baka
>>61620605
yep
Bong rips and coffee.
Comfy as fuck this morning guys
>>61621750
Sounds nice
>>61621764
Nothing like hippy speedball to start your day right
Girlfriend said she might not be in it for the long haul. Wat do?
>>61622646
See other girls and move on
>fall asleep at 8 PM
>wake up at 1 AM
lol, gonna be a fucked up day, lads.
>>61622862
Love days like that.
Get an extra 5 hours of nocturnal peace and quiet.
>>61622907
I think I'm just going to go back to bed. I have plans tonight and I don't want to be a stick in the mud.
>>61622646
Don't waste your time on me you're already a voice inside my head
>>61622983
>>61622771
>>61622997
Noted. Thanks lads.
>>61622983
>>61623004
This is literally rape. The Democrats should be appalled.
>>61622973
You're probably gonna wake up all disoriented and sweaty. Happens to me every time.
fucking bitches!
all of you
none of you can handle my shit irl
>Getting paid for 36 hours of work between today and tomorrow just to sit behind a desk and answer phonecalls at a small retail store on a weekend where everyone is just going to stay home and get drunk
>Basically getting paid 12 bucks per hour just to shitpost all day.
>>61618778
Why must everything in Germany be so unnecessarily complex?
>>61618778
How's führer Merkel treating you?
>>61624090
Like the last few months, but they are probably trying to sneak some shit laws through, now that everybody focuses on the euro cup.
>>61623769
>our system is that complex
The basic framework is relatively easy to understand.
>>61624924
Generally speaking, basics are simple.
>>61625187
What makes you think our system is complex?
I'll try to clarify things if I can.
>>61620310
> those retards in the comment doing mental gymnastics to convince themselves he's not a jew plant
Morning, buds.
>>61626052
Mornin! Grab yourself a cup of coffee. Just brewed it.
>>61626232
Coffee's not my cup of tea, bud. But thanks for offering!
Good morning all.
Just served a 2 week ban for replying to an edgy ameripoop calling for a canadian genocide with a vapeman.
hello :DDDDDDDDDDd
>>61626424
You quoted me
Dumb leaf
>>61626362
Have a glass of OJ instead.
>>61626424
>Just served a 2 week ban for replying to an edgy ameripoop calling for a canadian genocide with a vapeman.
>>61626424
>>61618555
>woman shows support for trump
"OMG WHAT A BRAVE WOMAN THIS IS THE TRUE AMERICA JUST LOOK AT HOW PROUD SHE IS TO STAND UP FOR WHAT THE BELIEVES IN. GOD BLESS THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN"
>woman shows support for some leftwing whatever
"OMG LOOK AT THIS FUCKING EMBARRASSING WHORE SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING SHE'S A FUCKING DUMB ZOMBIE FEMINIST HIVEMIND BITCH"
what did americans mean by this?
>>61626607
>Bernie
>>61626607
>flag
>no one says hello
o-okay
Is Billary communist?
>>61626742
no she's a whore who rewrites her 'lifelong beliefs' when a new highest bidder arrives.
>>61626722
hello.
It's still early over here mate
>>61626722
good morning desu
>>61626722
Morning, bud.
>>61626490
Is it freshly squeezed? What brand? Fuck it I'll have it anyway.
>>61626722
HELLO! HELLO! I'M AT A PLACE CALLED VERTIGO!
do you guys lift?
>>61618599
First for Olympics
>>61626835
>>61626858
>>61626904
>>61626913
Returning morning (You)'s
>>61618901
>A two party system benefits the stability of a system most of the time, because you don't have to find compromises.
>>61626979
yep. Here's me out for a stroll at walmart picking up some protein bars....and beer
>>61626979
fuck yeah brah.
getin swolly up in dis bitch
What do english-speaking Canadians think of Quebec and french-speaking Canadians?
>>61620518
Norwegians hate him
>>61627127
their feelings are literally just 100% бaтхepт
they're even worse than Ukrainians, which is funny because they're so much more numerous than we are
>>61627145
why do you hate the saviour of the white race? are you a nigger?
Are Latvian people cute?
Where has god gone?
>>61627289
i t-think so
>>61626607
Well, yeah, everything you said is true. That is really how it is. Where is the problem?
>TFW It's already 11
Help
>>61627294
Where my country gone!
>>61627383
They're still serving egg mcmuffins on best coast. :^)
My mom told me to "go do something fun today!"
I'm 20
Being home for summer suuuure is nice
>>61627433
>egg mcmuffins
is it good? mcdonalds here dont have it :(
>>61627474
But I'm already doing something fun
>>61627507
They're pretty damn good. Especially with their hashbrowns.
But Burger King is actually better.
Their bacon and egg croissants are orgasmic.
1. Cunt
2. Can your cunt into Engrish?
1. Québec
2. Evidently not
Keep in mind this is an actual real ad created by a paid municipal employee who's supposed to be a professional, in Montreal no less.
me
>>61627670
1. Ladvia
2. everyone < 60 yes
>>61618778
>refugees welcome
>>61627694
Why did you go black face?
Are you channeling your inner nigger?
>>61627694
here's a canadian anon
>>61627694
post boipuccy
>>61620605
you betcha!
>>61627773
>>61627694
and here's an american
>>61627670
Flag
Slowly
>>61627757
protecting my identity from nefarious Hilary shills
>>61627773
>>61627849
cute x
>>61627794
you wouldn't want to see it mate. It's all hairy
recommend some movies my dudes
>>61628044
last knights
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>>61628044
a knights tale
>>61628044
what kind?
>>61628044
Wall E
>>61628209
movies that give off a strange feeling.
>>61628260
>>61628260
Watch Gozu
It's a japanese movie about weird things thats unsettling
Why U.S. and Canada still not unite?
>>61628376
>Nouvelle-Orléans
>no French in sight
>>61628506
A whopping one percent of the city speaks French natively,
Compared to ten percent for the whole state.
Fuck I wish I could speak French, that language is aesthetic as fuck. Imagine how amazing it must be having a girl dirty talk to you in french.
>>61628573
>one percent
>ten percent
AH AAAHH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING ANGLOS STOP GENOCIDING US YOU EVIL FUCKS
Why do we idealize foreign women buds?
>>61628726
because escapism is a very great thing
escapism is literally the only thing I have left in life, not even joking. And not just escapism about women, but about every single thing. If it weren't for my constant daydreaming about "what if someday I end up doing x or having y?", no matter how unrealistic or stupidly idealistic it is, it's the only reason I'm still going.
>>61628688
I've recently gotten a french qt to start sending me voice messages on whatsapp.
Even her broken engrish gets my dick hard as diamonds.
>>61628816
French accent is the best accent. Imagine some indian girl trying to dirty talk to you in her indian accent, Id die laughing before being able to feel disgust.
>>61627198
i dont hate him you idiot
norwegians do
>>61628688
Why not just learn it? It's not entirely difficult compared to other languages like German or eastern European ones. I'm trying to get back into it myself right now honestly
>>61628816
Share them
Americans love catgirls I know <3
>>61628875
Agreed. I fucking love french accents.
>>61629033
WTF I love this
>>61628943
No. Go get your own French qt.
>>61629116
I'm working on it bud. Believe me.
>>61628726
>meet Brazilian exchange student
>fall in love with her instantly
>turns out there are white Brazilians
>really smart, beautiful, funny, relaxed
>we become closer during parties and gatherings
>get drunk one day and just go for it
>mfw I'm raw dogging a Brazilian girl from the comfort of my dorm
>mfw her blowjobs make me see stars
>mfw she cooks rice for me, makes me brigadeiro and unlimited caipirinha
>mfw she was a feminsit communist and now supports Trump and loves America
>mfw she moved back to Brazil recently and the feeling of crippling depression is too much
fucking foreign succubus
how long until we're all living in an amish paradise
Having a vape lads
Saw the most beautiful blonde girl at a Fourth of July party last night. Had long, flowing wavy hair like Daenarys from GOT. Knowing my small town tho she's probably a distant relative lol
>>61629421
Vaping Virginia tobacco right now lad
>feels good
>>61629033
post more catgirls! :3
>>61628941
Im eastern european so theres that. French is hard AF for me idk why. After taking it 4 years in middle and 3 in high shcool I cant even understand anything more than the very basic stuff.
>>61629427
Try to fuck her
2nd/3rd cousins are always into that shit
>>61629427
It is your duty to fuck her senseless and blow a load raw dog into her.
>>61629503
>eastern european
learn latvian
Have a great day, /cum/! And God bless
>>61629427
>Fourth of July party
>On the second of July
The founding fathers are rolling over in their graves right now.
If the relation is distant enough. Go for it.
>>61629503
Ah that sucks :/ Have you ever tried learning/being coached with another native speaker or someone else who's fluent? Some people do shitty in classrooms but are more successful conversationally, and vice-versa.
>>61629579
most people go back to work on Tuesday bud, Saturday and Sunday are prime party days. It's the fourth all weekend desu
>>61629579
>yfw independence was officially voted on on the 2nd, and the 4th was just the adoption of the Declaration of Independence
![13557954_492919924242338_6444192715948843073_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CR0uoHP.jpg "13557954_492919924242338_6444192715948843073_n[1].jpg")
GREATEST ALLY!
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>>61626424
canadian genocide when
>>61629743
God bless Israel!
Another proof that Canada only profits from Chinese immigration.
I wanted you to love me like you used to do
>>61629580
>another native speaker or someone else who's fluent
All of my middle school and high school teachers were fluent and we even had a french chick in our class. The problem I hvae with french is their weird conjugation. There are so many rules that you have to remember that you cannot focus on learning more words. So many of their verbs are irregular too, making it all about memorization which im not good at. Now granted my language is also like that, it has a gazillion rules and shit but when its your first language that you speak at home it just comes naturally i guess. Also other than that, I dont ever recall using French outside of class, so there is no way for me to solidify my knowledge . Even on airports in France they use English and I dont want to go around embarrassing myself trying to speak French.
>>61629967
maybe you're just a bit dumb idk
>>61629528
Latvian is as useless as my first language. I am willing to bet that in a thousand years everyone will be speaking English.
>>61629967
There are usually 6 at most and once you learn a couple of them the rest come easily
>>61629795
Daily reminder that the majority of Israelis support Trump unconditionally and are better at being patriotic Americans than the vast majority of leftists and liberals in the US
>>61629936
>using a photo with your ex/cuck bf on a dating app
>>61630005
Tbh I probably am
>>61630081
I have to ask, are there Fourth of July celebrations in Israel? I know lots of Israelis are also American citizens and vice versa.
>>61630047
>Latvian
still an aesthetic and lovely sounding language
plus one of the oldest in the world
but yeah im betting will reconquer the world in around 200 years
>>61629967
When I was in class back in HS I saw what you meant about the verbs. There are some weird ones, but from what I remember most of them follow the same manner of conjugation, like verbs ending in "er" all generally conjugate the same, and those struck me as the most common anyway.
Some people just have a better ear and knack for it I guess, nothing that's a fault of yours. Especially if there's no real application for you to learn it, it's tough to motivate unless it's a personal driving desire. That's kinda where I'm at with it I guess, plus for me I'm a lot closer to French Canada than I was so I think it'd be neat to be able to learn the language.
>>61630054
>There are usually 6 at most
Oh no, there is at least 100+. Just nailing avoir and etre was hard enough because you have l'imperatif and other nonsense tenses that I simply cannot get inside my head.
>>61630151
How often do you think I will get to use it? NEVER. Learning French is more useful in every aspect, yet I dont have any motivation to do it.
>>61630151
>betting will reconquer
anglos will reconquer*
>>61630135
Many bars, clubs and other similar places hold special events on that day and celebrate
http://www.jpost.com/LifeStyle/Top-5-Places-to-celebrate-4th-of-July-in-Israel-318685
>>61630201
That German is probably right. You're either too dumb or too lazy to figure out the pattern with conjugations
>>61630282
Thank you Mr Merchant. here is your $250 billion check to defend yourself from those pesky muslims.
Hungover desu. I think I will make some French toast
>>61630351
Both probably, in HS I never bothered to study more than what I know my teacher would put on a test.
>>61630282
Nice! My cousin is married to an Israeli and I'm pretty sure they're in Tel Aviv right now. Ignore >>61630362 btw
...surely you're at least bilingual, anon?
>>61630397
I'm gonna make some French toast with your mom if you know what I mean
>>61630422
I was just kidding, dont get so worked up over it.
>>61630419
so why are you whining?
how can you learn a language without practice and studying?
>>61630449
Of course
I speak English and AAVE
>>61630480
By being born in France? like seriously why do I have to be everything but french.
>>61630449
ja, jag talar svenska!
>>61630480
He doesn't want to learn
Don't waste your time with him
>>61630449
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Mocha-choca-lata ya ya?
>>61630569
desu i would have fucked all the chicks except for lil kim until my dick fell off
(that was before i realized only asians are worthy of being admired)
>>61630449
You betcha! I'm fluent in English and recently became pretty proficient in speaking Meme.
>>61630624
Kys
fuck lads
a month sending resumes and not a single call back
>>61630567
You are right, im just lazy. I have all these things I want to do, yet I cant get myself to do anything. I even have a list of movies I want to watch but its such a drag to sit through a movie. I guess ill just keep posting around here.
>>61630449
English, French, Spanish, German soon to be near fluent in Mandarin
>>61630779
oooo we got ourselves a genius over here, everyone check out the brainiac fucking nerd lol
>>61630684
I wish I had your problem. My dad forced me to work at his company part time this summer for $12/hr, granted its not hard work but its still a pain in the ass waking up at 8 am every morning to go to work when I should be resting. I am taking online classes too, so I barely have any free time.
>>61630808
it stems from me having an asian soul
>>61630779
Hahaha
NERD!
>>61630844
>waking up at 8 am every morning
try 6 am
WHO TF VAPIN
>>61630844
I wish I had your problem, minus the online classes. Summer classes are the worst
>>61630942
Didn't you already ask this?
>>61630844
how about adjusting your sleep schedule?
i get up at 5:30
all about maintaining a good sleep/wake balance
>>61630844
What kind of work?
>>61631016
What time do you go to sleep?
>tfw no moth gf
>>61631060
Tbh I have a horrible sleep schedule just wanted to talk out of my ass a bit
(even though it's good advice)
i go to bed 11pm-1am...sometime 1:30
but i usually take a nap after work when i get home
if i had to wake up at 8am i'd say midnight-1am sounds like a good time to get a proper rest
![13327620_1112505938792439_6536985886040660436_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8SNH59F.jpg "13327620_1112505938792439_6536985886040660436_n[1].jpg")
There's nothing better when she calls you a daddy
>>61631419
Go away, rabbi
![13342984_1118714424838257_2878160018297229740_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eIaWC1u.jpg "13342984_1118714424838257_2878160018297229740_n[1].jpg")
>>61631460
Shut your whore mouth and wear these
>>61631419
hnnngh I would kill for a gf with a daddy fetish desu
>>61626607
This bothers me too 2bh
>>61631498
Shut up and get the fuck in here you oven dodger.
>>61618901
>because you don't have to find compromises.
The two party system is nothing but compromises.
Oh hey you're running for office but some of your positions don't quite fit the dogma of either of the two major parties? better compromise those beliefs to fit the party line!
And it's even worse for voters because nobody in america will tell you that they are staisfied completely with the mainstream positions of the democratic or republican parties, our politicians are supposed to be representatives of the interests of the people but most of the time people find themselves not voting for who they think represents those interests but rather who they think will do the least damage.
And because the two major parties have so much influence they can continue to push the idea that a third party vote is a wasted vote.
Political parties are bullshit and the two party system is worse.
>>61631419
I hate that daddy shit
Bitch I'm not your dad
Ameri-Cans
Can-adians
Mexi-Cans
LMAO hahahahaHAHAHAHAH Cans
A FUCKING CAN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO
CONTAINERS FOR PACKAGING LMAO HJAHAHAHAHAH
>tired of PC SJW rhetoric
>tired of mouth breather trump supporters
>clinton is just as bad as trump with flip flopping
>sanders wants to make us a Scandinavian country
>first election I would have ever gotten interested in
>no
>>61631733
lmao
>>61631540
I have a fuck buddy with a huge daddy fetish, he could be a model and can literally choose to be with anyone and yet I'm still his only daddy :3
>>61631673
Make me, you fucking sissy Euro fag!
>>61631704
True but that doesn't mean you both can't use your imagination and treat each other accordingly. Being a daddy means dominating your girl, treating her like a princes when she behaves well and fucking her rough till her ass cheeks are as red as a tomato
>>61631733
>>61631811
Ebin rofl xd
prove to me that a benevolent dictator is a bad thing
>>61631856
>gay kike
wow
+10 sympathy for hamas
>>61631804
>trump flip-flopping
>implying
>>61631909
>prove to me that a benevolent dictator is a bad thing
Its not
>gay kike
*Bisexual Ruskie
hullooo
>>61631973
you stick it up the ass of a guy who calls you daddy
can't get any gayer
any interest you pretend to have in women comes from social pressure
>>61632027
No, it comes from loving having a soft cunt around your dick and sucking on her tits
made a vegetable and potato casserole
turned out shit
now i'm craving a good 'za
i'd suck 1000 unwashed black dicks for an israeli or american citizenship
>>61632239
American 'za or Yuro """"" 'za"""""?
>>61632329
Bratan you could just fake some documents saying you're a jew and be done with it
>>61632366
turk 'za
That's it /cum/. I've had enough of this gosh darn tomfoolery. I'll tell you that a whole lot of comeuppance is about to go down right quick.
>>61632575
I'll fight you, fuccboi
>tfw cumskin
>tfw cumskin
>>61632778
Fucking mayos get out of my thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
>tfw you will never be a Gen Xer teen in the late 80s/early 90s
>Dead on weekends because normies are partying
>Dead on weekdays because normies are working
Dumb normies
GTA 4 is better than GTA 5 2bqh
>>61632909
Maybe with the additional stories, but otherwise no
>>61618778
We have more than 2 parties, friend.
>>61632980
It had a better story
Gameplay-wise, 5 is the close winner
>>61632803
Only now noticed the scalp lock. Not cool yo. Native Americans were respectable for the most part.
>The Indian knew how to live without wants, to suffer without complaint, and to die singing.
>>61632909
Gameplay and story are better, but GTA V has better grafix (obviously) and is more user friendly for lack of a better term (interaction menu, immediately accesible checkpoints in missions, more fleshed out online, etc)
>>61632901
>i-i'm totally not dying for being a normie aswell and do the same thing it definelly doesn't piss me off because im not like them
>>61633130
I'm just mad at them for not visiting us more often ;-;
who /mikemitchell/ here
>>61633238
>mfw my mom never bought white bread growing up, only whole wheat
>>61633238
Who /deutscheküche/ here?
Who /caramellatte/ here?
>>61632909
Maybe if you're just talking about the single player, but multiplayer GTA5 is king.
i wonder what taiwanlad is up to
must be dead from boredom already since his return to the us
>>61633352
Yeah I was talking single player. GTA 5 multiplayer is so good with all the new content they've added.
I want a new Mustang GT tbqh
when it comes to 4th of july, is it anything but a reason to get drunk and have a day off for you?
or do you really feel some kind of pride lol
>>61633593
I do
Gonna go eat a shit load of food at my grandma's place too, then build a potato gun with my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb73cOBcDG0
>>61633285
>>61633238
I dated the German foreign exchange student in highscool. She made me lunch one day, it was 2 pulled chicken sandwiches made on this really weird bread. I don't remember much of it but it was appearantly really dark and had this auful bitter taste to it. She said the name but I can't remember it for the life of me. Wasn't something I've ever heard of here in the states. She said it was super healthy but god it was aweful.
>>61633593
Depends on the person. I have a lot of pride for the nation, if not for what it is now (lol) than at least for our history, growth, and the innovations we made in law and government.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTMIFns_4g8
>>61633833
pumpernickel
or maybe just schwarzbrot as the general term
>>61633593
I've worked almost every 4th of July (except last year where I went to China), so it's honestly another day to me.
>>61631198
Moths don't have mouths
>>61633848
lmao can anyone watch this without cringing
>>61633285
Mine always bought rugbrod which is vastly superior in nutritional value to both wheat & white. Too bad it can be hard to find in the US.
>>61633875
I asked her if it was pumpernickel and she said it wasnt. Of course it tasted as bitter iirc, maybe there was a communication mistake.
I refuse to shitpost in /brit/ once it goes off page 1 based on religious grounds so I'm going to shitpost here for a while.
Rate my girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQbVUr1jb6M
>>61630684
This.
I would appreciate it if they would at least say NO.
But not hearing back sucks.
There should be a law that forces employers to at least notify you of their decision.
>>61633593
I feel national pride, but many youths don't really. I still work but I have off from uni.
