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>>61607236
お疲れ様でした
should I learn japanese
ちなみにノロッコ号がベスト号
K A R E N
>>61607384
Karen desu?
>>61607377
北海道東部はコンビニも夜9時で閉まるような本当に何もないど田舎だけど、自転車とかバイクで走るとめっちゃ気持ちいい。
>>61607339
German is what you should learn.
こんにちは黄色の日本人はのは、一緒にバンザイを見張るを遊ばせて!
>>61607534
That language is way to complicated random and useless. Japanese is the better option desu
>>61607610
alle deutschen sind homosexuallen
>>61607610
But he is a future German.
>>61607693
Natürlich guck dir unsere Geburtenrate an
>>61607703
Yeah but he doesn't need to learn German for that
>>61607512
いいないいな~
そういう北の田舎が実家の人ってマジで羨ましい・・・!
>>61607512
>コンビニも夜9時で閉まる
コンビニの魅力を知らないからなぜど田舎になるのかわかりません
>自転車とかバイクで走るとめっちゃ気持ちいい。
tfw自転車に乗れない
tfw運転できない
>>61607534
everybody in germany speaks english
there is not reason to learn german
also the german language makes your brain racist
>>61608055
como espanol
>>61608055
If you learn German, you can talk to cute German girls though, and earwig on them too.
>>61608134
ñを使ってください
>>61608213
I have to press the button 4 seconds on my mac. too long for a reply to Peru
>>61608187
>cute German girls
I don't want to break it to you but...
>>61608290
post your mum
i'll rate
>>61608187
>cute German
yeah she has nice boobs
>>61608290
You can't hide them from me, I've seen Lena, I know there's more.
ficki-ficki muschi-muschi!
>>61608346
it's like these people want to commit social suicide
>>61608359
なんなのそれ? 日本人の恋歌?
もう普通のイスラム教徒も嫌いになった
>>61608606
計画通り
>>61608606
イスラム化日本はいつ?
>>61608548
多分pussy
>>61608669
冗談じゃないよ
>>61608744
絶対に無いw
今更あんなに土人になれないよ
>>61608606
>普通のイスラム教徒
そもそも普通のムスリムとは何でしょうか?
>>61608823
人を殺さないイスラム教徒。
テロを行わないイスラム教徒。
・・・よく解らないが。
宗教で他人に迷惑かけないイスラム教徒。
>>61608823
イスラム教に信じない人間の首を切らないムスリムなんだろう
>>61608933
>宗教で他人に迷惑かけないイスラム教徒
彼らなりの食材を用意しないだけで文句言いだすので、他人に迷惑を全く与えない人は存在しないんじゃないですかね(真顔)
>>61607820
カナダのコンビニってpm11:00になると閉店(終わる)のか
知らなかった
>>61609103
弁当を教えないといけませんね(白目)
ベジタリアンとはまた違った鬱陶しさだ。
>>61609194
コンビニはあんまりない
そして閉店は普通の店のように6pmのところで閉店(close)
in 2 months a container will arrive to me
that container carry around 160 000 units of small crafts for childrens
each single craft unit comes with a sticker that shows my wechat account
so for this christmas , kids on the whole country will receive a gift that promotes wechat instant messaging
Im so happy about this, at least I did my part to bankrupt the fagoot zuckerberg
>>61609250
え、6時に終わるのか
夜中コンビニでエッチな本買えないじゃん!
なんて国だ
>>61609372
サンタクロースや
![snapshot_14.25_[2015.12.23_01.19.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/vDObO9F.jpg "snapshot 14.25 [2015.12.23 01.19.26]")
>>61607236
>>61609226
食事絡みの怨みはすごいからね しょうがないね
>>61609431
We'll meet again one day, isac.
釣りのお土産に鯛をもらった。
これからさばいて、今日は昼から酒飲む予定。
絶対イスラム教徒になれない自信がある。
>>61609411
あいつ友達を作られないので友達を買おうとしているかもw
>>61609487
Did you meet him?
悟空ブラックやばかったな
I feel jealous when other people use d.va
why is my brain doing this
>>61609391
>エッチな本
それもない
>>61609504
ええな
>>61609585
Only on the internet, before he was taken from us.
>>61609630
why aren't you using d.va
>>61609504
(・∀・)ｲｲﾈ!!
鯛の口の中に虫がいるか見て!
大抵居るらしいよ。
シャコのミニミニ版みたいな奴
>>61609633
え
じゃあ、何か楽しい事は?魚釣り?
What do you think about Yukio Misima?
日本のhentaiは世界中の青少年を堕落させる
>>61609662
of course I am but other people use her too
it's like in that Weezer song "no one else"
Does anyone want to have a pokemon battle with me?
>>61609797
yes. I have Pokemon X for 3ds
I have many traded Korean Pokemons
I'm serious
>>61609709
罪深しエロ産業
>>61609797
俺のチンコと戦え
何を言っているんですか
>>61609832
Friend code?
I'm in the middle of a battle now so I don't know mine. I'll post it in a few minutes
>>61609858
つまんないよ
>>61609865
wait I have to find my 3ds
I haven't played it since it was released
>>61609858
ポケモンだけ
今日はポケモンチンポはいらない
>>61609694
コンビニで?何もない
コンビニはガソリンの部分を除いてガソリンスタンドみたいのところ
>>61609865
oh no bad Idea
you can see my name and everything then
it's too risky
>>61610052
What are you talking about?
Did you make your mii with your full name? I only see your nickname you game your mii
and your character's name in the game.
>>61610052
>Playing a more-or-less online game with your real name
Why do you do this?
>>61610089
yes but my character's name is my real name
too risky. you have to understand me. you know my posts
>>61610153
Dude fuck you what are you even talking about?
Are you the koreaboo?
If so I wish you hadn't responded you troll. I got my hopes up.
Who names their character their own first and last name?
Seriously go fuck yourself you're a dick :(
>>61610184
I really wanted to play with you. I'm playing it right now. sorry
>>61610216
It's okay, anon. I'm sure you'll find other people to play against.
>>61609910
へぇ、知らなかった
日本のコンビニは、生活に必要なものは衣服以外なら
大抵入手できるからなあ
>>61610216
only first name but I know you would bully me with it in this thread then
>>61610216
I think 5yo children name their character their own name.
>>61610277
I wouldn't have. I bet you don't even have the game.
But if you were worried about being bullied before I'm gonna bully you 10 times as hard.
>>61610313
This
I played pokemon red with my real name
>>61610313
Yeah well we already know he's a bit special
>>61610216
his name is muhammad or ahmed.
>>61610334
I don't know if he has that game
But he seems he like video games
He talked about old games and he likes Game center CX
>>61610244
>生活に必要なものは衣服以外
ここもそうだけど、日本みたいに豪華じゃない
日本の7-11規模大きさは知らないけど
7-11とガソリンスタンドの物品はほぼ同じ。
>>61610184
why do you talk like this
this is why fags and trips aren't liked by anyone
>>61609250
バンクーバーの市街地じゃなくて、田舎に住んでるの?
>>61609702
He is insane but a good writer.
>>61610569
田舎に住むとコンビニ一つも見えないと思うけど
>>61610591
Indeed
He is rather crazy but also write god tier novels
why do I have to deliver before you believe me
I'm an honest person. You are always mean to me but I support you japs by buying your games
also r8 my gr8 collection m8
>>61610486
Americans talk like that. It's not problem of fags or trips.
>>61610653
i've never seen an american flag on /int/ talk like that.
he's literally whining like a little girl
I took out my anger at you by wrecking some scrub who was using a team of only legendaries.
>>61610639
>I love Peru
Good
You guys can be good friends
>>61610670
I think that's just your imagination. You want me to be a little girl, that's all.
>>61610679
>only legendaries
Literally me when I was 6yo
>>61610724
Yeah well I don't think he was 6. He was Japanese but using a Victini with blue flare and a shiny Pressure Giratina. He also had a mega mewtwo y
I bet he was using hacked pokemon.
A刈神,are you white american?
>>61610770
>I bet he was using hacked pokemon
Is Nintendo still not able or willing to ban hacked pokemon at online battles? Thought they had solved that issue with the 3ds-generation 2bh
>>61610770
>hacked pokemon
What is this?
>>61610451
>7-11とガソリンスタンドの物品はほぼ同じ。
それは嫌だな
こっちだと下着や歯ブラシ、シャンプーとかも置いてるのに
>>61610864
改造/不正入手
Damn I just lost to M Kangaskhan lol
:(
>>61610849
There are ways to get around it I think. I find it hard to believe this guy went to a Tohoku Pokemon center opening to get a Blue Flare victini.
>>61610864
Pokemon that you edit in an application
>>61610887
こっちのガソリンスタンドで歯ブラシやシャンプーあるよ。車で他の州やアメリカから来た人もあるから
あと、ついさっきgoogle mapsで都市を回ってみたんだけどやっぱりコンビニないな。7-11も少なさ過ぎる
コンビニならガソリンスタンドしかない
>>61611008
>改造ポケモン
I FUCKING hate this
They should quit pokemon right now
When I got shiny 6iv kyogre from wonder trade, I released it as soon as possible
>>61611013
>There are ways to get around it I think
Well that sucks.
Hope they will get their things going with the next gen.
>I find it hard to believe this guy went to a Tohoku Pokemon center
Personally I found that really greedy from them of doing it every time, when I played that series quite actively in the 5th gen it was always horrible to encounter suicunes and blazikens which were limited but strong af
>>61611111
ayy nice gets
>>61611033
快適そうだな
カナダに移住したいわ
どんな仕事やってんの?
>>61609372
but Zuckerberg is jewish. he is your kinsman, right?
>>61611111
Me too. I just lost again to an all legendary all shiny team.
I'm not gonna play anymore for today.
It ruins the fun
>>61611013
But I went to pokemon center kyoto opening day to get shiny ho-oh
And I know some people do same thing
Pikachu tairyo hasseichu in Yokohama, pokemon cafe in Tokyo, ジラーチ get event in pokemon center tohoku and so on
Shiny kyogre shiny xerneas (geomancy +power herb) and a shiny terrakion with a life orb
Sucks.
>>61611270
Yeah I'm sure some people do but he also had a shiny Giratina.
I'm not even using mega kangaskhan cause I think its overpowered. I'm using serperior gliscor and klefki
>>61611154
>カナダに移住したいわ
ウエルカム。日本人はそこそこ見かけます(日本語で喋ってるの時に分かる)
>どんな仕事やってんの?
去年は倉庫に働いたけど今仮ニートですorz
また専門学校に行きたいけど職業を迷ってる
>>61611361
マジかー
いま日本で仕事してるけど、化学プラントなんだよね
そういう仕事って外国行っても少ないものかな…?
AHHH I just realized it's my fault I lost. I thought Terrakion was a steel type and it's rock. I used Leaf Storm and it missed. Then I got KOd by Close Combat. I could have used Giga drain and KOd it 100%. Fuck
最近ドイツ国旗のshit post増えたな
どうしてだ?なんでドイツ人はいつも怒ってるんだろ
When was the last time you touched a female?
>>61611461
2 years ago
>>61611461
2 days ago
>>61611544
Did you suspect you weren't going to touch another woman for 2+ years at the time?
>>61611461
I couldn't get much sleep last night.
I'm too cranky to face the severe fact.
>>61611461
what are the jap girls on the bench talking about
>>61611461
4 hours ago. Made her grab my dingus.
>she liked it ;)
>>61611630
kek. that has to be a weeaboo trolling.
R-right?
>>61611461
prolly 10 days ago
feelslonelyman
>>61611656
male virginity
>>61611630
yes like the 18 years prior
>>61611667
You shouldn't treat your mother that way.
I will happily take all your virginities.
As long as you aren't fat.
>>61611461
7 months ago
>>61611731
>As long as you aren't fat.
>>61611427
うーん、詳しくないが少ないだと思わない
進学したいの専門学校が化学プラントの関連プログラムがあるからw
求人検索エンジンでも検索すれば仕事が結構ありそう
すんません
Are jap girls now bitchy and brave like Western girl?
I remember an article reading about a US brown or black soldier in Okinawa that snuck a pic of a jap girl's upskirt panties. She confronted him and got him arrested.
I thought Jap girls would be too shy to speak up and say something?
>>61611461
>tfw 28 year old kissless handholdless hugless touchless virgin
>>61611765
OK how fat are we talking.
Do I have to go hunting for hot dogs in a sea of blubber?
Or are you just a bit chubby
>>61611731
>As long as you aren't fat.
>Amerifat is saying
>>61611787
180lbs.
>>61611735
was that the last time you were in china
>>61611461
few hours ago
>>61611808
I'm not fat though.
>>61611825
How tall are you?
>>61611825
Does that have to be a gif animation?
>>61611825
>180lbs
Isnt that like 80kg?
>>61611851
5'7".
It's okay, I bet you don't even look cute in a dress anyway.
>>61611895
Nah sorry 5'7 means you need to lose about 20 pounds to be chubby. But that's not even that hard these days. Just go on a low carb diet.
>>61611461
a week ago when I was paying at the grocery store, I accidentally brushed the fingertip of the cashier when she gave me the change.
he is not chubby but chavy
>>61611953
That's as good as kissing.
You are a qualified normie.
>>61611944
t-thanks
BAKA GAIJIN ONII-CHAN SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLABBER SAUG DEIN PENIS SCHMECKT SO GUT
SCHLURP SCHLURP ONII-CHAN BITTE ICH HALTE ES NICHT MEHR AUS SCHLURP SCHLURP STECK IHN IN MEINE MUSCHI SCHLURP
>>61611953
hey womanizer!
fuck off normie!
>>61611944
i think you mean low calorie diet
>>61611997
大丈夫ですか?
>>61612019
Yeah, low in calories because low in carbs. Do you want to argue about something? Are you a /ck/ user?
I heard only the rich can eat vegetables in US is it true?
>>61612046
eating bacon, sausages, and burger patties won't get you anywhere
>>61611997
Ich verstehe Sie nicht
>>61612113
OK. So you're a troll on the wrong board. Thanks for the heads up.
>>61612113
>>61612046
Something something bulking up
Something something working out
Something something I'm a qualified nutritionist
Something something else
There, now the conversation's done for you already.
>>61612130
go be smart somewhere else
>>61612160
>30% fat ground beef
Jesus Christ, it's 10% at most for me.
why don't you have a Japanese gf?
please get a Japanese gf and tell me about her
>>61612232
because i know better from all the stories i've heard
I'm going to do it. I'm going to ask her to watch the fireworks with me tomorrow! Is this sentence right?
明日一緒に花火見ましょう
>>61612232
Poor social skills, low status, lack of money, inability to speak Japanese and unappealing physique.
>>61612258
what have u heard
>>61612282
I'm like you but I still got a Korean gf
come on you fat loser
イスラム教ってあの歴史の浅い宗教か。
アメリカとどっちが長いんだっけ。
>>61612372
bad stuff
>>61612281
明日一緒に花火 'を(wo)' 見ましょう
have a fun time
>>61612399
一応九百年だか千年ほどの歴史があるからアメリカほどは浅くない。
>>61611461
6 years ago
>>61612379
>I'm like you but I still got a Korean gf
I'm not interested in a poor man's Japanese gf.
>>61612454
Why not just get some shy ginger qt and be done with it?
>>61612454
I will kill you. you are just a fat weeaboo and I will kill you with your plastic katana
>>61612399
そんな浅くないっすよ
>>61612410
like what
>>61612237
>>61612237
tell me of some negative experiences you had with chinese and chinese girls
>>61612399
butthurt
refuse this butthurt when?
>>61612640
why is he butthurt
At least you guys have your poverty and obesity and crippling social anxiety to fall back on. I've tried dating women and every single time they end up being so completely vapid and incapable of discussing anything interesting that by the 2nd or 3rd date I can't stand them anymore. I've pretty much given up completely at this point.
>>61612834
then be obese and withdraw
>>61612903
>put my hands on my hand
HOW
あつーい
>>61613007
I can be your gf but there's one problem, I don't look Korean. I guess you can just close your eyes and pretend or something
>>61613007
why did you delete your post
>>61612437
アメリカだって五百年くらい経ってるでしょ。
最初イスラム侵略国がペルシャとビザンチンの戦争に乗じて革命連合を作ったという伝説があったけど、その後なにもない。
2-300年後にスペインがイスラムをヨーロッパから叩き出して、その勢いで新大陸に行ったから、
せいぜい二-三百年くらいの違いかな。
彼らは、なに伝統ぶってるんだか。
>>61613301
アメリカ合衆国なら500年もないよ
300あるかないかくらい
>>61613429
西洋人のアメリカ発見からじゃね?
言うまでもないが
俺ムラムラしてます
>>61613301
二つの全く違う事を比べてるだけじゃないか
Is this sake good? Can read only ''echigozakura'' on the label and can't find anything about it. Is it cheap one or not?
And please don't ask how did I got this bottle.
>>61612594
my mindset last year was = all women like white men, especially asian women
so I avoided going to my university parties, and many meetings and dinners, I missed several fun nights in shanghai because my thinking of all asian women are only interested in white guys
I dont regret it
>>61613489
I think it is just a question of taste. Try it - if you like it then consider getting more expensive sake, and if you don't then maybe sake isn't for you
>>61613429
コロボックルとかいうのがアメリカ発見したのが1492年で、サンフラワー号とかいうのが1600年くらいに移住してた。
イスラムは中堅くらいの位置なのに、伝統顔している。他の二宗教と比べて明らかに新興。
>>61613565
ウッ
ふぅ・・・
>>61613539
お前は一体何が言いたいんだ?
>>61613468
スペインのレコンキスタと新大陸は連続性あるよ。
>>61613600
対等でない新興宗教が対等でないことに腹を立てて暴れまくっているんだ。
同列に成り得ないのは当たり前だ。歴史が極めて明確に足りないのだから。
共産主義や最近の思想が古い宗教とバッティングすることに近い葛藤がある。
暇だからIKEA行く
>>61613507
I already drunk and liked it. Actually it was the first time I ever tasted sake. Seems it's very nice alcohol drink, but it's impossible to buy here, so I have to wait another chance.
>>61613692
椅子欲しい
>>61613489
"It is 1,800 ml of = 2,570 yen" a value price
It is really easy to drink.
>>61613539
うー?
週末なのに何でこんなに静かなんですか?
/brit/や/deutsch/ハ週末になると大賑わいなのに
>>61613797
Normieが多いから
>>61613733
コーランを読んだか、だと?
こっちは紙の無い時代からやってんだから、そんなものはない。
Believe it or not, I was not always like this. I did not always wish to bring harm to japs.
I even took a 3 month trip to japan in 2009 which i really enjoyed. I travelled around tokyo, kansai and hokkaido and fukked many jap grills.
I cannot pinpoint when my hatred for japs begun, however I believe I have blanked the reason from my memory.
Now all I think about day and night is ending the japanese race with my own two hands.
I recommend all weebs take a tourist trip to japan before I do so.
>>61613643
ﾀ
>>61613867
me on the left
人が口頭で伝えてきた古来からの宗教と
製紙法で大量配布したデジタル時代のイスラム教との対立だ。
ネトオタなんかに負けるかよ。
>>61613870
>and hokkaido
HOKKAIDOOOOOOOO
how was hokkaido. i'd like my first weeb trip to japan to be in hokkaido
>>61613883
thanks friend
>>61613705
昔買ったよ〜
Volmarってやつを買った
IKEA品にしては結構高価、その分作りも良い
>>61613854
なんか今日荒ぶってるなお前
Dear Italy.
We need to get together again and fight radical Islam terrorist.
>>61613901
落ち着け佳奈美
>>61614028
t. giuseppe fiorentini
>>61614010
だって聖典を読んだか読んでないかで相手の命をジャッジするなんて、極左の思想判断みたいな手口だよ。
それが伝統尊重というなら、なぜ他の信仰では行われないのか。
それはそんなもの無いくらい古い時代からの信仰だから、そんな手法は無いのだ。
新三郷のIKEAまで30分か…
Suicaにお金チャージしたらお札詰まった…こんなことあるんだな…
>>61614079
だまれ
北海道のことならいろいろ教えてもらう
>>61614137
札幌生まれ埼玉育ちだが教えてやるよ
何が知りたい?
とりあえず都市と都市の間はかなり離れているから、1日でたくさん見ようとしてはダメ
やっと台風一号発生だな
今年遅すぎ
イスラムの伝統では改宗した相手は殺してはいけない。
だがそんな話は聞いたことない。
彼らは背信者なんじゃないか。
また手続き通りに改宗を確認して「ノー」と答えたなら
人質は立派だろう。そしてそれもまた犯罪には変わりない。
>>61614154
後輪がパンクされた人?
>何が知りたい?
いろいろ
>とりあえず都市と都市の間はかなり離れているから、1日でたくさん見ようとしてはダメ
おお、速いな。
なるほど
いろいろ教えてありがとうございます
>>61614133
何か買うんすか?
>>61614247
>後輪がパンクされた人
お前が画鋲撒いたから…
>>61614274
いや!日本国旗だったよ!
>>61614247
うん、やること無いからIKEA行く
いま電車の中
いろいろか、とりあえず冬の間は見るものが無い
スキーしたいなら一番の季節、ニセコとトマムが有名だね
ワカサギ釣りとか面白くないだろう?カマクラ作って一晩過ごすもの悪くないが…
裸になってみんなと風呂入ることに抵抗無いなら登別温泉と紋別温泉がオススメだ
冬の太平洋側(釧路あたり)は雪こそ少ないが風が強く、そしてとても寒い
札幌でちょうど良い防寒着だと道東・道北では間に合わないから、道内でも地域毎に防寒対策を整えるべし
夏の間はレジャーするもよし、釧路湿原で熊を見るも良し、稚内や釧路で涼むのも良いよ
これから10月末まで北海道で一番の季節さ、あと海に入るならお盆以降(8月中旬)はダメ
海の水が冷たくなって海行っても面白くないから
>>61614272
お料理グッズかな…
包丁とかは河童橋でこの前買ったから、その他のもの
>>61614274
>>61614287
タイヤチューブをぼくにください…
>>61614287
知ってる(‘∀`)ｳﾌﾌ
着いた
>>61614306
うおお
確かにいろいろですね
ありがとうございます
できるなら秋・冬に行ってみたい
>>61614509
安らかに眠れ
>>61607236
Multi-track drifting?
IKEAを池屋という日本名の家具屋だと思ってた奴手をあげろ
ノシ
>>61614577
(; ･`д･´)oO(こいつはヤバい)
>>61614577
な い
ヤンデレ彼女欲しい
>>6161453>>61614730
面倒くさいだけだぞ
でもそういうのはアメリカに腐るほどいるじゃん?量だけなら困らないでしょう
>>61614524
どういたしまして
秋の北海道も良いよ、寒いけどね
本格的に雪降る前なら山も行けるし、大雪山なら10月中旬にまでならギリギリ登れるはず
羽衣の滝とか秋は良いよー紅葉が綺麗なんだ
>>61614509
新三郷のやつじゃん
俺も行ったことあるわ
I want to learn Japanese. Where should I start?
pronunciation
a i u e o
>>61614993
By understanding the kokoro of Zen
TL: kokoro means heart
>>61614993
first learn Hiragana and Katakana. it is good.
>>61614772
やっぱヤンデレじゃなくてもいいからもう一人ぼっちは嫌だ
>>61614993
Learn hiragana and katakana first.
After that Tae Kim's grammar guide along with the Genki grammar books.
grammar and kanji should be learned at the same time 2bh.
also once you get to kanji you'll find people fighting over what the correct way to learn kanji is. just try out different methods and do whatever works for you.
/a/ has a nice guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H8lw5gnep7B_uZAbHLfZPWxJlzpykP5H901y6xEYVsk/edit?pref=2&pli=1
it's meaty but useful (don't actually go to their thread because they're a bunch of autists)
>>61615136
Already done that, starting on kanji.
How about the grammar?
>>61614807
なんだか北海道のことを聞けば聞くほど行きたくなってしまいそう
想像だけでいいと考えたりする
>>61615222
ありがとうございます
>>61615244
行きたくなくなってしまいそう**
長eee
>>61615270
カナダも北部は似たような景色じゃないの?
>>61615255
どういたしまて
あいらぶゆー
>>61615295
温泉がない。あと、日本じゃない
それ以外よっぽど違うだと思う
>>61607236
>Marry Jap in home country
>decide to move to Japan because she wants to raise kids there
>"okay i'll just work an ALT job for a while... it'll be fine"
How naive i was. Goddamn i wish i could speak well and actually get a decent job. kill me plz
>>61615356
please tell me you also didn't give your citizenship up and renamed yourself
>>61615371
fuck no.
Although my name is long and doesn't fit on any government forms so i have considered a name change.
何の理由もなく(?)突然泣き出してしまった
>>61615356
Is it as shitty as they say it is?
>>61615243
maybe reading book and wirt some words.
and learn grammar use simple text book.
japanese grramar is very easy. you can do it.
>>61615244
気候的にはカナダにも少し似てるよ〜、住宅も少し欧米チックだし
でも来るなら歓迎するよ
いろいろ教えるね
>>61615356
Did you have a decent job in your home
country?
>>61615433
だ、大丈夫?
>>61615442
230,000 yen a month.
You will probably be teaching more than one school. Lessons vary between you being totally in charge of a class of 30 students (with a total 4 days training...) while the teacher sleeps in the back of the classroom. OR you'll basically be pronunciation machine for the Japanese English teacher.
Also there will be days when you go to work, find out there are no classes, and just get told to sit at your desk for 8 hours.
The company will tell you to do prep for the next class but prep takes about 10 minutes max so you're there twiddling your thumbs trying not to fall asleep until you can get the vice principals stamp at 5pm and then go home and repeat the next day.
the job itself is not the problem but rather, the fact that unless you have native or near native Japanese, teaching is all you can do. I've even applied for construction jobs working with pakis just to get out of teaching. i swear its gonna kill me.
>>61615193
何かゲームとかしてる?
同じなのやってたら相手するよ
PCでよくやってる
>>61615465
a job i liked but the pay was not enough to start a family. little opportunity for the under 30s where i was.
アメリカのロサンゼルスコンベンションセンターにて開催される「Anime Expo 2016」
やばいw
>>61615450
>japanese grramar is very easy..
うそつけええ。文法じゃなくて漢字がvery easyだよ(´・ω・｀)
>気候的にはカナダにも少し似てるよ〜
これを信じる。
>いろいろ教えるね
北海道に移民したい。移民方法を教えてください
牧場に働かせてください
語彙と文法と読解の試験が終わった
あと聴解
易すぎ N1を受けるべきだったのに
>>61615500
Did you go to that job with no prior experience in teaching? Do you have a BA or B.Sc of any sort?
Here native English speakers have a lot of IT job opportunities, but if you don't have any qualifications then of course it's worth jack shit.
ヲタク率高すぎさすが日本語
フランス語の試験では女率が高かった
>>61615621
他の言語はどんな感じ?
>>61615603
I have a masters degree that i intended to use with a military but i ended up turning down the position for personal reasons.
You don't need teaching experience as "training will be provided". They didn't mention it would be largely inadequate.
>>61615671
A masters degree in what?
>>61615356
>>61615500
>>61615671
I tried to warn you
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
>>61615621
日本語は女率低いの?
早稲田にいる韓国人留学生5人知ってるけど、みんな女だった。
>>61615621
オタクはアニメ観たり漫画読んでればすぐ上達するだろうなwww
でもオタクじゃない人も偏見の目で見られそうでちょっと可哀想
>>61615709
Defense Policy
Basically I'm a wordy cunt that makes suggestions to the department of defense that will be ignored in favor of the more politically popular move
>>61615712
but he didn't have a choice
no one sane would do it by choice
>>61615568
文法と発音は超簡単だと思うよ
ただ接続詞は少し厄介かも
文法の基本でも間違える人割といるし、日本人でも迷うことがある
>>61615762
this. i knew it would be bad but fuuuuuuuck it is worse than i thought. Even the senior ALT's don't make much more money than me and they work 12 hour days sometimes 7 day a week if they're in management
>>61615762
>didn't have a choice
it's a well-known fact that YOU NEVER LET YOUR WIFE TAKE YOU BACK TO JAPAN TO LIVE.
She can visit her family etc, but once she starts to live in japan, she'll revert back to "japanese mode", where she refuses to have sex and you become a walking wallet.
When you meet a jap girl overseas, she's fine and free to express herself, but the barbaric jap society forces her to act a certain way.
This guy literally gave up an outstanding military career for this, KEK.
>>61615796
>Serbian Army
>outstanding military career.
nah man there is a reason i was happy to leave.
>>61615786
Any way of packing up and heading back to your country?
Would you have any job prospects there? Would she?
>>61615814
wtf was a jap doing in serbia?
either way, you fucked up m8, raising a kid in japan? I hope s/he likes
>Cram school after school
>Bullying for being mixed race
>Prejudice/being ignored for being mixed race
>Stupidly high-pressure exams every few months
>A "submit or die" tier culture
He will NEVER fit in, and wind up mentally ill like elliot rodger.
Get a grip of yourself mate, it's a dead-end, you'll never have a good job because you aren't a jap.
Give your wife an ultimatum, and if she says no, leave her. It's the only way to take control of your life before she cucks you completely(enjoy sex once every 4 years, KEK)
>>61615822
jobs are scarce and almost always low pay. plus bureaucracy and corruption mean there is a lot of inefficiency.
Even with a good education from a foreign university and such, its not a great future there.
A Japanese person trying to learn Serbian is one of the funniest things i have ever heard and it was much easier for me to adapt to her country and at least SHE can have a reasonable career until she gets pregnant lol
死にたい
It's very hot today
>>61615912
えー…………………
>>61615912
女にでもふられたのか
>>61615771
そうかもなあ
どちらにしても僕は上達できないw
>>61615949
What's up?
>>61615949
veggieひさしぶりじゃない
>>61615931
佳奈美の日本語>俺の英語
でも佳奈美の妹(俺の嫁)とは俺は意思疎通できる
>>61615924
いいえ
つかれた
>>61615983
>つかれた
仕事でかい?
>>61615965
>>61615967
For some reason I missed this shit-hole.
>>61615840
That's a pretty childish way of thinking. The real issues with raising children in Japan are
>Harsh work environment and long hours so can't raise baby normally
>Maternity leave is only 8 weeks
>Child care leave is only until the child is 1 years old
>Wife will probably have to quit her job if she isn't fired by then anyway
>Most women after having a child go on to part time jobs because of these facts so income is reduced in the household.
>>61615975
佳奈美の日本語<俺の日本語
>意思疎通
僕も魔法を知りたい
今の状態は6ヶ月前の状態より確実にマシ
いい仕事が見つかった
8ヶ月話してない親友との関係を回復して、今はまるで何もなかったかのように進んでます
借金を返してもうお金の悩みは全くない
なのに毎晩憂鬱な気分になる
趣味に興味がなくなった
仕事から帰ってきたら疲れていなくても何もやる気が出ない
もう何もかもどうでもいい
>>61615912
俺も
>>61616031
俺の日本語<佳奈美のスワヒリ語
魔法を教えてあげよう。
まずはホイミから
>>61616044
ちょっとした鬱だね
>>61616009
>seriously replying to the thai poster with more than one or two sentence
>>61616058
ホイミならベホイミをもう知ってる
ルラも。頭をぶつかったことあるorz
日本人彼女欲しい
難しすぎて日本語でしか喋れないが、
日本の労働の問題は拘束性だと思う。
専任契約が基本だから場所や時間を拘束する。他の仕事を持つと違反になる場合もある。
だがこれは仕事が無い時にも一定の給料を払う為の仕組みでもある。
この調整を外国ではどうしているのか、よくわからない。
I will make next yakisoba
>>61616118
Make it vegetarian please.
>>61616109
>他の仕事を持つと違反になる場合もある。
Even in a part time job?
>>61616084
基本が出来てないからべホイミどまりなんだよ !
俺がベホマズンまで教えてやるから !
ほら、さっさとパンツ脱いで !!
>>61615931
どうにかなるさ
俺も英語学び始めたばっかりだし、全くと言って良いほどできない
でも出来るようになるのを信じて、
毎日の数分でも数十分でも空きがあれば便器してるよ
そのうち上手くなるさ、お互い気長にやろう
埼玉暑すぎ……これで33度とか嘘だろ…
>>61616156
That doesn't be it in a part time job.
Instead, welfare can be limited.
>>61616165
>ほら、さっさとパンツ脱いで !!
お前!!そこを狙うのかよ!
>>61615975
佳奈美ってだれ
>>61616191
便器じゃなくて勉強な
iPhoneの予測変換狂ってるww
>>61616238
>>61616238←こいつくんが佳奈美(かなよし)ちゃん
このスレで面白いと言っている人がいたリゼロが本当に面白いな
ラインハルトみたいなチートキャラは好き
>>61616258
オレが佳奈美…だと?
>>61616133
yakisoba without the meat isn't delicious
>>61616258はアンカーみすった
>>61616238
>>61616231←こいつ君が佳奈美(かなよし)ちゃん
腰が痛い腰が
>>61616276
次回「絶望という名の病い」
お楽しみに
俺の姉貴宛に薬局からDMでSchickの髭剃り送られてきたwwww
>>61616304
昨夜はお楽しみでしたね
日本共産党、ご健闘を!!!!
健康保険はともかく雇用保険は拘束される雇用に対する適用が原則にみえる。
雇用保険の下には生活保護の最終保障があるが、これは生存権に基づいて行使される。
主観では西側諸国の最終保障は、日本でいう雇用保険に相当するように見える。
日本では保障の受け皿が一段低い。
>>61616333
勇者はローラ姫に手出さないから !!
>>61616003
Did you get a job?
>>61616191
日本語を初めて勉強日は10年間前けどなあ
真面目に勉強してないけどここまでにあまり身長してないだと思う
>お互い気長にやろう
やろー
>>61616248
www
>>61616290
>>61616238
ハロー
I will make new thread.
>>61616364
魔王に剣を突き立てる前に下半身の剣で姫を串刺しにする勇者の屑
>>61616286
That's not true at all! You have no taste.
>>61616397
What a dumb question. I've always had a job.
この保障の薄さは確実に停滞の一要因になっているから、
改善される方向にある。
ただ"日本型社会主義"の仕組みだけを正とする発想が根強いので、
なかなか進展しない。
>>61613565
消えている
もう一度貼って
>>61613807
俺はリア充
>>61614330
スプレーみたいなのあったやろ
おまんこ舐めたい
>>61616899
一発抜いた後は突きつけられても断るだろうに
