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How do you solve dysphoria
Germany without feet shit
>>61604897
Are you a tranny?
>Chatting sports with the lads
>Someone mentions soccer
>>61604853
I kinda don't miss Mexico to be quite honest
>>61604800
THANKS FOR THE HELP
>>61604948
>Chatting shit
Oi m8 you wanna get banged?
>>61604897
Suicide
>>61604977
Don't have the one you're talking about, but I have some good stuff
>>61604902
breh i can't believe germans conquered rome seeing as how easily we dominated you germs in pre-industrial times
it's like we forcd you to evolve so you wouldn't have to get dominated by us in brutal swordsfights
Didn't get to fap like I hoped lads
>>61604977
That's actually all I got, I think
>>61604997
Banter innit?
What is everyone doing this fine saturday afternoon?
It's 102F rn, no one in Arizona is outside besides those unfortunate enough to not have cars. No one hangs out until after the sun goes down. I'm in my room getting high and shitposting/playing BF4 hbu
Way too many homosexuals in this thread (Asuza, Mikoto, Latvian trans, that Australian).
Time to open my oven.
>>61604948
>that one dude who is really into soccer and pretends to give a shit about european teams
>>61605098
Using alcoholic beverages at 1:18 am
where did my life go so wrong
>>61605098
are those stamps?
oh sorry, mistook with balt.
>>61604977
you germs aren't white, you weren't even apart of the few that owned slaves in usa, those were an ethnically french minority, you fckers just served as cannon fodder like always
>>61605141
>That dude who gets mad when you call it soccer
>>61605141
I played along and made a remark about rooting for Iceland. He made a face at me like I'm some sort of soccer pleb
Like I give a shit about soccer at all
>>61605159
Why is drinking sort of late on a saturday night that abnormal
>>61605141
>Spics who pretend to like the Spanish team when you know they're from Mexico
>>61605098
>having a car
>good thing
lel enjoy being stuck in traffic
Fuck sake we beat Italy
I'm a half liter of Jäger deep
This will not end well
>>61605226
because im doing it alone while chatting with my pals from na on a baltic sword smelting forums
>>61605277
>Be Swedecuck
>Be too cucked to drive yourself around/stand up while peeing
>A-at l-least i don't have to sit in traffic!
>>61605342
Don't reply to him you mong.
>>61605331
fuck you you cunt
>>61605342
He's not Swedish you newfag, he's a Dominican proxyfag
It even says so in his name
ready to fucking kill myself lads
>>61605342
stop responding to the Dominican you fucking idiot, he's never gonna leave now
>>61605393
Go for it lad
>>61605393
>lads
Yes, please do you Britbong wannabe
What if we created a board JUST for anime
>>61605393
Go hug your mom. Trust me.
>>61605435
Yes, please do you weebshit wannabe
>>61605364
>>61605416
>>61605387
>caring about tripfag meta-posting
>>61605171
>stamps
ya stamps of something special my friend k)
>>61605277
traffic is a meme you dingus I literally am never stuck
>>61604853
>Latvia replacing Mexico
Lately I've seen far too many videos of mexicans cutting open dorito bags and pouring in god knows how many random toppings and compliments, so I'm okay with this.
Glad to have you on board, your /balt/ friends are welcome too if you'd like
off work lads
>>61605498
>you will never be a real weeb
Kinda hate when a pretty damn good image falls into the hand of a dumb retard who uses it wrong and bastardizes it
>>61605366
Hey not so harsh :(
>all these motherfuckers up north hating on mexico
i'll take the degenerates down south thank you very much, they appreciate freedom and firearms
there is only one /cum/
>>61605562
>your /balt/ friends are welcome too if you'd like
you do not want this
trust me
>comey arrests hillary
>runs for president on independant
i'd vote for him
everyone loves a champion of justice
>>61605722
>le tall indictment man
I'd vote for him tbqh. Seems like a generic Republican.
>>61605658
>replying to the Haitian
Come on mate, let's not wind him up. He'll start posting scat
>>61605765
shits finally coming to an end soon
and everything is being turned upside down again
i want to see her get arrested so fucking bad
but more so i just want it over because i'm fucking tired of it
>>61605599
kill yourself lad
>>61605598
Nigga who works on a holiday weekend?
fuck California.
kitties
>>61605845
no bully
have some chicken n dumplins lad
>>61605866
Worthless pet
>>61605824
Well I've got bad news for you...
>>61605850
me, just got off work and i'm stuck working all day tomorrow
i'm off for the 4th though
but the bastard australian we all work for is keeping everything open on the 4th of july so most of my coworkers will be stuck at work
its an assault on fucking patriotism, i feel bad for the guys but thank god i dont have to go in that day
>>61605914
Your face is worthless.
>>61605824
Don't worry, Anon. The 2020 campaign will start in approx 2 years
>>61605914
>dog faggot
get out this is the United States of Cats you faggot
>>61605951
if she scams her way out of it again
i will fully submit to the will of god-emporer trump
how serious is Hillarys situation? What would she get charged with if found guilty?
>tfw the only state I've ever been to is Wisconsin
>tfw liked it a lot, was much more similar to Germany than I had expected
>food and drink were damn good
Does this enable me to pass judgment on the US as a whole?
>>61606107
Yes
post kots
>>61605866
dont tease
dem, I have so much cellulite all over my legs, arms and stomach, How do you, Americans. get rid off that?
>>61606294
Eat healthy and never get it in the first place
>>61606294
Only the color changes. The scars will stay.
>>61606291
loool, where did you find the second pic?
why didn't any of you americans help me out when i was really drunk
i though we were bros :(
Why was he the only person doing the right thing in the entire series?
>>61606005
>voting for trump
Who the fuck are you people?
>>61606390
i'll get drunk with u ")
>>61606423
American's
>>61606416
yes. i still replay to make some sort of sense out of the series.
>>61606447
>uneducated white americans
FTFY
>>61606424
i drank a whole bottle of mojito
added ice cubs and i liked enough that i started drinking it like juice and now i'm fucked up :(
>>61606416
reeeee Lielais Boss shouldve won in the end
>>61606416
man love
>>61606468
t. Art History major
>>61606496
He fought for Big Boss to the very end
Sorid Snake was a puppet for the patriots the whole time
>>61606468
>not voting for trump
you really think shillary is better? it's literally a giant douche vs a fat turd this election
>>61606499
lol
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/03/who-are-donald-trumps-supporters-really/471714/
>Someone posts a political message on youtube that I concur with
>It's in broken English so strangers are going to think anyone with that opinion is a stupid bastard
>>61606556
I do not. But I'd rather have a politician than a demagogue
>>61606416
snake was being used the entire time
>13 episodes of ReLIFE
guess i know what i'll be doing for the whole day
>>61606607
They're both demagogues 2bh
One just has the added disadvantage of being a politician and therefore not trustworthy at all
>>61606607
They're both demagooks you cuck, I think a trump presidency would be a more wild ride which is the only reason he's got my vote
t. was voting for sanders
>>61606566
Whites are majority in US every candidates majority voters are white because whites are majority in US
Retard
>>61606730
the emphasis was on education not race you fucking somali
I've gotten sick of /pol/. It's the same threads and same responses over and over. And the shit posted is factually false a lot of the time. But everyone perpetuates wrong information over and over. I wouldn't mind it so much if the posters actually bothered to research correct information.
>>61606544
im just sad big boss got such a shitty end, but ocelot was loyal till the end
>>61606831
>But everyone perpetuates wrong information over and over
thats what makes it funny though
why are americans so obsessed with owning guns when their worst enemy is their governnent
do they really think their firearms stand a chance against their governments arsenal
>>61606107
Its similarly shaped to Germany and is mostly German immigrants so take that as you will
kitties
>>61606696
>t.tinfoil hat man
>>61606607
They are literally both the epitomes of demagogues anon
>>61606908
russian kitties
why won't americans just accept that they're powerless nigger slaves to their own government
>>61606882
100 million civs with guns vs 1.5 million military service memebers
ya I think we stand a chance muhamadad
>tfw I ordered too much pizza
help me lads
>>61606990
мyp мyp
>>61607017
>he thinks that stands a chance against the u.s air force
breh
>>61606857
I agree with you my dude
>This is good...isn't it?
;_;
>>61607088
Who operates the US air force?
>>61607035
Not even 1.5 mil because the military is very right wing, many of then would turncoat, although I bet that many faggots would join up the military so their numbers might swell up a tiny bit although with inexperienced troops
>>61605098
>What is everyone doing this fine saturday afternoon?
>Saturday? But it's Frid-
what am i doing with my life
Cats are just NEETs
yikes
>>61607117
i didnt ask for this
My coworkers want to get together and do some sort of RLM style criticism podcast. Is it a good idea, buds?
>>61607079
Same desu
>>61605171
Yeah small stiff stamps, when you see them IRL don't just lick one. You need to lick the whole sheet my friend.
>>61607186
>podcast
no
>>61607142
welcome to the weekend
sitting on the diet, lads.
>>61607258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahvSgFHzJIc
>>61607232
Yeah, but I'd still fuck with it I guess. It might give me a reason to actually get out and do something.
Fuck Latvia!
>>61605256
They all wear Barcelona shirts around me despite being short, fat, native looking manletts.
>>61607352
fuck you
>>61605331
Double down and make it a full litre Kristoff.
>>61606882
>do they really think their firearms stand a chance against their governments arsenal
Honestly? Yeah. A BUNCH of people in the military would turn which means a bunch of people that actually know what they're doing to teach civvies. A few captured/turned bases would flip the tables pretty well. Regardless I'd never want to see that happen.
>>61607352
wow
who /MikeLove/ here
Why wasn't I born a female
I just want to wear cute clothes and be feminine
>>61607640
kys
>>61607640
kys
>>61607640
i'd probably play with my tiddies all day if i was a girl
>>61607640
If I was a boy in my situation I'd hang myself already. Thanks god I'm not
>>61607640
You could always be an ugly tranny, it's in right now anyways
Tea with brandy is absolutely amazing
I hate el HaitiANO so fucking much.
>>61607807
But I don't want to be a freak who people pretend to like because muh progressiveness, get disowned and eventually commit suduku
I just want to be a natural woman with real tits n vag
>dude died next to me to a fucking HOBGOBLIN
>wait 5 minutes for his stuff to spawn
>still nothing
???
>>61608011
They have an hour to get his stuff I think, they changed it
>t. sibling plays OSRS
>>61607956
hehe
>>61608011
What game?
>>61608072
what a load of fucking bullshit
i could be wearing a dope af adamant armour
>>61608103
the runes and the scapes
>>61608103
>ady
lel noob
>>61608097
dubs are a gift lad
is /cum/ the general with more bans per day than any other?
>>61608168
Better luck next time
>>61608208
i think /balt/ still rivals you lads for the top spot
really need some friends
>>61608296
stop playing that game
>>61608313
ummmm wtf
im right here
>>61608296
Damn you really are a noob lmao
Finish Dragon Slayer :^)
>runescape
>>61608349
already on it
>>61607352
GTFO taco bender.
>>61608313
That's what /cum/ is for
We need to do something about this
http://www.businessinsider.com/americas-burger-obsession-is-fading-2016-7
>>61608419
>>61608347
will you watch the fireworks with me?
I am so lonely.
>>61608505
haha
>>61608474
of course
>>61608472
>>61608472
Worst news ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0i9XMyTw-o
has russian propaganda gone too far?
>>61608505
why is canada's flag leafless and turned sideways
>>61608619
is someone in the picture a relative of yours?
>>61608619
This band is great. I'm honestly surprised to find another anon who knows about them.
I can't find a damn banjo teacher around me and it makes me angry
>>61608646
its a 50/50 shot knowing the South
>>61608665
they're really good
I know one guy who plays the banjo
hes a full on redneck though
>>61608208
I have a feeling that I know all the moids of /int/ already.
Lads, I've been drinking since 2:00 PM Eastern, and I'm really starting to feel it. I love this country, and I can't wait to set shit off tomorrow and the 4th.
>>61608755
I took lessons a couple summers ago, and I still pick it up just to keep brushed up, but I'm the type that can't make progress with instruments without a teacher, so I've been stagnant in the same 5 or so songs.
Also doesn't help that I always get a case of "grass is always greener" with instruments and end up wanting to learn something else as soon as I get some time into one.
>>61608841
What are you drinking
>>61608872
I started the day with Corona and Modelo, now I'm doing wine. Classy, 2bh, lad.
>>61607640
>tfw you will never twitch stream for money
>tfw you will never sell panties on reddit
>tfw you will never camwhore
>tfw you will never settle down to live comfortably
So many fucking choices to make money. It's absurd that every girl isn't a millionaire.
any big sports events on tonight? I love the big game.
I kinda wanna play New Vegas, but reinstalling all my mods is too much of a bother.
>>61609162
Play the vanilla version.
who /drinking/ here?
>>61608628
It has no limits, lad.
fuck latvia
>>61609340
Hello, fampai.
>>61609444
that's rude
>>61609444
Not a big fan of this post.
Supper, /cum/; you?
>>61609476
Whatcha knocking back over there pard?
High Life for me
>>61609538
I made chicken burritos.
>>61607817
WTF i hate Sweden now!
gonna go down to the park with the gf where they're doing a big fireworks show. Know this great spot on an adjoining hill were we can spread out a blanket and drink wine in each other's arms lol not really though
Thinking of getting drunk off cheap vodka and cider desu
>>61609538
rump roast
>>61609604
>corona
I'm out here judging you 2bh my man
L A T V I A
A
T
V
I
A
j*nny keeps beating me up
pls ill b gud
>>61609690
He just deleted a very informative post about Korean fan death.
I'm so fucking drunk
>>61609690
for what?
>>61609538
looks tasty.
it's me boxxy, you see
>>61609672
It was on sale, dude.
Just had a wank and a shower after a long day of work, about to have some beers and a few shots of whiskey or 20.
>>61609728
I hope you got some limes. No salt. Fuck salt.
>>61609708
>>61609703
shh he'll catch me
and so i was like yea happy canada day guys ! haha ha ha...
alri lads, good night
leaving you with some free Latvian culture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Q_KVLDR9c
>>61609736
make it 20
What time is it
I've just been on /pol/ and I recently realized I don't have opinion about any single topic which worth being posted.
Am I too dumb for politics? (adding a pepe ro get You's)
>>61609707
Nazdravi (forgot how to spell it correctly)
>>61609728
Fair enough
I haven't been on /int/ in a while, why does vapeman posting always lead to bans? The janny seems pretty banhappy in general since I've been back.
>>61609764
Sure, but don't want to get too drunk still have to talk to my qt
>>61609790
Why don't I get fucking laid again alone in the cab man
>>61609745
I did. I don't put the whole thing in there, though. Just a dash of juice.
>>61609772
It's time for another drink
>>61609340
was drinking 2 days ago.
>>61609826
You did that? You're the man
How do you poorfags text without using the carrier sms
>>61609856
Russians are permadrunk, it's why none of you can drive properly
>>61609897
I'm not permadrunk. But Russians are unbearable bydlos for me when I'm sober, that's true.
>>61609856
>2 days
>Russia
What a long time. Trying to go sober, comrade?
I earn good for local standarts 3k usd a month, I'm 8/0 and yet I'm not able to hold normal conversation with qts. God gives god takes ..I just wanna fuck man
>>61609924
How do you pronounce bydlo anyway? Is it bide-low?
America this is not the life i signed up for
>>61609950
>8/0
>Undefined
Special snowflake here.
>>61609772
It's high noon somewhere that's for sure
>>61609988
just bidlo, without "low".
>kids forced to inherit businesses want to go to college but cant
>kids too poor or stupid want to go to college but cant
>my parents are paying all of it and will disown me if I don't see my way through college
>I really wish I could just get a medium-teir comfy job and kinda hate being in school
This shit is LITERALLY pottery
did some squats, now my hamstrings and glutes are on fire
>>61609950
i can be ur gf. but you'll have to buy me lots of alcohol cuz I can't handle slavic bydlos when I'm sober.
>>61609950
>I earn less than a Bulgarian shotposter
>>61610020
jobs suck but in a different way
you will never achieve happiness
>>61610016
Is the "i" pronounced like the the "i" in "in" or more like "eye"
>>61609773
Literal retards can have opinions about politics as evidenced by SJWs and rednecks. You just don't feel mad enough about any social issues probably. Take it as a blessing. I used to be like you and wish I could go back.
>>61604948
>lads
STOP FIRING FIREWORKS, IT'S THE FUCKING 2ND
>>61609930
I drunk just 1 bottle of beer.
>>61609991
You're doing well for Bulgaria, just stop
Being depressed, cut back on the booze and talk to more girls.
>>61610049
>bulgarian
>slavic
Slavic is a term that is thrown around too liberally...also post face, tits, and butthole
>>61610111
https://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ
>>61610111
Which ghetto do you live in anon?
>>61610156
I watch this every year
>>61610155
What are you talking about?
Bulgaria is South Slavic.
>>61610155
Ofc I'm slavic
birds are singing in the morning, so annoying.
/fcum/
>>61610233
Slavic is a language group not an ethnicity. They are Bulgars mainly
>>61610301
You look Jewish
>>61610068
It's Ы. I don't think you have this sound in English.
>>61610328
Bonjour! Comment allez-vous?
>>61610363
>tfw you will never understand the mysteries of russia
>>61610363
Isn't that like a hard stop to signify that something isn't a diphthong?
>she "wants to get to know me better"
>>61610395
>ca va
Only fags say "allez-vous"
around blacks never relax
>>61610436
that is ь
>>61610328
What about /fucm/
>>61610329
Cyrillic is actually early Bulgarian.
Look it up
>>61610462
I will never use "Ça va"
>>61610492
canada and mexico even closer :3
>>61610348
I wish, at least my life would be set.
>>61610504
you just did
>>61610533
Mexico is twice as poor as Bulgaria, I. Sorry for you
>>61610504
>>61610556
>getting styled on by mexico
>>61610504
Fous toi, tabarnak.
>>61610556
JAJAJA! Seguro me hizo quedar como un idiota .
>>61610501
Yeah I know I've been to your country too, poor but beautiful country. Lots of qts but I wasn't suave or attractive enough to snag any. My buddy got one girls number though lol
>>61610329
>Slavic is a language group not an ethnicity
Oh fuck off. Just cause they migrated around and mixed doesn't mean they don't still share common ancestry and count as an ethnic group.
>>61610504
enjoy sounding awkward then i guess
Is it true that regardless of any racial opinion we all can agree that we're all descendant from the same group of people many many years ago or that still on debate?
>>61610617
Hurry up because it's getting richer and richer and the people become shit in the process>>61610642
>>61610655
we all have a common ancestor
>>61610667
Found the Trump supporter.
Kidding, before anyone gets triggered.
I'm quoting around guys I'm drunk and I'm sorry. I like your continent and maybe I'll to to the other Bulgarians in Chicago or Canada
>>61610658
Don't think I'll make it again bro, not for a while but would love too. I remember this crazy taxi driver driving us to Varna, he was doing 200-220 km in his Jetta on a curvy cost road, while bullshitting with us the entire time. Good times.
>>61610655
We all used to be monkeys, now we go look at them in the zoo, it's sort of fucked up
>>61610573
so?
>>61610703
>Bulgarian Canadians
thanks btw
Trapped at gf's parents for the weekend, help me /cum/
>>61610934
Fuck your gf's mom for the bants
>>61610934
Are you gonna fuck her?
>>61610934
>help me /cum/
looking at this should help
>>61611001
I've been fucking her for 3 years now. Her family is insane and obnoxious.
Nice easter egg in the witcher
>>61611081
Nice. So you gonna fuck her tonight?
>>61611081
You should see what kinda kinks they're into.
Who knows, her father may be a literal cuck.
>>61611095
all witcher games have a few easter eggs afaik
some are more obvious than others
>>61611024
>yfw you're ultimate fetish is getting your head crushed by a nice set of titties like that
>>61610934
>>61611081
i never tell ppl to do this but..u shud just drink ur problems away
drink
Pretty sure my mom and stepdad just split.
I'm scared to go downstairs and talk to my mom desu.
>>61611411
That sucks 2bh bud
>>61611437
I feel kinda guilty because I kinda wanted it, but I hate seeing my mom so upset.
>>61611362
Thankfully we'll be home for the 4th so I'll get shitfaced then. Might have a drink with her grandpa tomorrow, he's a scotch drinker
>>61606607
a demagogue will produce more keks
if the president is gonna be a turd I'd rather be entertained than not
I'm not voting for trump, I'm not voting at all
I'm looking at grad schools in europe
>>61610449
I don't understand if that is a good or bad thing
>>61607640
just wear cute clothes and be feminine then u idiot
whiners are the worst
monopoly is such bullshit
it took 3 hours to finish a fucking game and the latter half of the game is based on rng
I'm walking to some normie party at my friend's house. Most of my close friends are either out of town or not invited so I'll just talk to my friends girlfriend and the people who live in the house. Kind of wish I stayed home already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsrw0bEVWls
never 4get
>>61611760
That's why booze exists. Clears that autism right up.
>>61606882
I'd rather go down with a fight then as a complacent, helpless sheep
and honestly - the number of privately owned firearms in the US outnumbers the number of people, and we have a tradition of militia's, etc.- our army also is sworn to protect the american people specifically, not the government, and there would be mass defections if worst came to worst
government should be wary of its people and legitimately afraid to fuck with them, not the other way around
we NEED a new thread 2bh senpai
>>61607640
How fat/hairy are you?
Maybe you can be my lady :3
>>61611739
I heard if you actually follow the rules to the letter than a game should take like an hour tops
read the booklet
>>61611760
>>61611795
what canadanon said
>>61610048
Now work on your anterior serrati.
>>61610655
We have a descendant with a fly, but we don't feel attached to them, do we?
>>61605098
>Bernie blotterpaper
