WE WILL DEFEND OUR THREAD
WHATEVER THE COST
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
gotta be careful about what i post
plymouth
only a moderate fan of having to keep both threads open because janny is having a meltdown
poo poo doing a poo
>>61593074
someone report him to the police
wish janny would stop being such a fucking autist for once in this life
Considering my options
>>61593089
>tfw a random loli will never start writing letters to you
>>61593043
who'd you vote for, lad?
>>61593124
give me your address and I'll see what I can do
>>61593145
>I'm unusually knowledgable about the thought processes of the moderation staff
>I'm definitely not one of them though......
>>61593145
>auto-update
yuck
No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken."
Hey lads, I know you guys are pretty good with computers. is this one any good?
http://www.qvcuk.com/Acer-15.6-Laptop-with-AMD-A9-9410-Processor-8GB-RAM%2C-1TB-HDD-128GB-SSD-%26-Case.product.508282.html?sc=TSV&UDC=TSV&MSG=TSV_OTO_INSTOCK
Who /poor/ here?
All that work day in day out for just a couple of number 1s
Depressing really
>>61592900
Nothing, it's the most autistic and juvenile ''hobby'' out there
Do your routine by yourself, don't talk to anybody, do it for the self-gratitude and to try and impress other people.
Except it's not even impressive anymore since literally half of all young men go to the gym nowadays. Just the other day I saw this 5'6" young paki with fucking huge biceps. It just made me cringe and laugh.
Going to the gym is only socially acceptable if you're trying to gain or lose weight. Otherwise you ought to just play an actual sport instead of being a vain twat.
>>61593166
Just a guess m8
>>61593180
as if I'm going to click update each time, I'm usually doing other stuff on 2nd monitor.
need a gf with acne
>>61593145
2bh is to only acronym that should be unfiltered, the nigger slang can fuck off
*Posts kpop*
Friendly reminder about our brit/lgbt/: >>>/lgbt/6488276.
No mean jannies over there.
>>61593247
thanks for the (You)
lads can I rent a van at 23? i've rented a car before and had to pay a young driver surcharge
don't care about the price, just really need a van for when I move my flat
>>61593243
baka desu senpaitachi
>>61593247
>>61593247
don't really like posting in threads filled with kpop posters desu
>>61593214
>acer
Really shit company to buy laptops from
specs are fine though. that SSD will speed things right up, assuming that Acer install the OS on the SSD
>senpaitachi
what is this? f︃amily?
brewing an absolutely vile shit in my gut right now, can feel it boiling and bubbling ngl
>>61593268
>just really need a van for when I move my flat
don't people just use a mover?
you're going to need quite a big van haha
senpai
desu
>>61593285
rude
>>61593307
its farms (without the r whauehaaoaoa)
>>61593316
nice one, what did you feed it?
>>61593348
Have a nice evening all x
>>61593364
chili
off to mcdonalds lads
you want anything?
>>61593348
cheers f︃ams
Reminder that /brit/ is full of political retards:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r
new rules
>>61593391
nah, ill just have some of your "chips"
looking like I'm a #maymisslie now tobh
>>61593293
OK, what companies would you say would be good for laptops?
>>61593391
5 chicken selects meal, sour cream and chive sauce ta lad
>>61593391
just a portion of chips
Why do I find it impossible to talk to girls on Tinder.
Not like i'm scared just no idea what to say.
I'm literally better in person just because there's no time to think.
>>61593436
Apple
>>61593419
yes this seems correct
>>61593391
they still doing them big tasties? wouldn't mind getting one of them mate
>>61593214
She needs to eat a pastie. I definately would though.
What are some neigborhoods to avoid in London?
really fucking glad kpop posting is on its way out
>>61593462
Please anon.
>>61593391
Ask them to make me a New York bagel burger, I'm happy to pay the excess
>>61593476
london
>>61593476
>neighborhoods
fuck off yank
>>61593476
london
>>61593476
Tottenham
E&C outside the centre
Brixton outside the centre
Peckham outside the centre
>>61593476
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_areas_of_London
Er racist much?
>>61593476
Anywhere without an & in the title
>>61593391
Make that Big Tasty x2
>>61593476
all of them
>>61593527
good fucking off yourself then you leftie prick
>>61593482
I just want a girl like this to spit on me so much
>>61593527
is the UK the only country that protests that they have democracy
>le london is bad meme
just a bunch of salty northerners who wish they could afford to live here
'za is in the oven, lads. ETA ~ 30 minutes
BIT COLD OUT
Browsing just eat. Can't decide between Chinese or Thai.
have a jog interview next week
>>61593589
Love the place but not so much the people who inhabit it.
t. northerner in London
>>61593599
Don't get Thai, it will just encourage our new overlord
>'za
>>61593612
think you'll have a good run at it
>>61593631
ordered my 'een 'nch 'one 'in 'ner 'za lads
>>61593612
Reckon you're in the running for it?
>>61593482
Not him but literally probably just Apple
Unless you're going for something expensive, then they start to care about build quality
Asus and that are good I guess though
protip: having an SSD is a massive massive speed boost
>any 'za but 'go 'za
>>61593622
t. random twat who thinks London is a playground and not somewhere where people actually live and work
>>61593654
D E L L
E
L
L
Get a Latitude
Lads, if the ftse100 represents companies with overseas interests with the vast majority of trade in dollars. Wouldn't it follow that the weakening pound would increase their value on the london exchange proportionally to the weakening?
So how is the UK actually doing?
>>61593660
>>61593628
twats, no 'za for YOU!
>>61593476
They are all ok 2bh. North london is boringland, don't go there i guess
>>61593462
Besides Apple Tax, no complaints so far.
>>61593391
chicken mcpremiere
haven't even kissed a slag in over a year 2bh leds
Me on the end
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>61593476
Don't listen to this retard >>61593696
North London is literally London
south london is an irrelevant, dangerous shithole that nobody dares wander into
nobody even acknowledges it as part of londo
feeling rather pathetic today
>>61593684
Same ol' shit, different day really. We'll see what happens after Article 50 Brexit.
business idea: tax the government
>>61593760
I-I'll have one in August, I promise
>>61593214
>>61593482
>>61593436
bang tidy
How's /F2016/ coming along lads
>>61593627
What!? Who?
Bought my Irish gf a big strap on as a present for her birth day (It's actually a present for my arse)
really need a strong masculine gf
>>61593804
Thailad the Janitor
>>61593799
good gimmick
>>61593760
see my gf every day so the need to send naughty pics never really comes up, but I wish she'd send me some so I can have a sad wank bank for when we inevitably break up
>>61593804
Thailad is the new janitor
unironically get job offers i pass up because i'm so paralysed by fear of failure/the unknown
>>61593779
Agreed. We're all in this together.
>>61593822
Get a Swedish bf
going to a club night but it laid thick with lefty propaganda
just want to dance but they need transaboriginals to do a fucking speech before we can have fun
>>61593769
NO fuck off northie. First off, south london is safe, second croydon and wandsworth together are better than anywhere in north london. We have crystal palace. We havent been invaded by hipsters yet. But please, tell me more about how gret north "london" is
>>61593839
you utter mong! get a job you fucking basement dweller
>>61593839
what jobs
>>61593799
made 0 friends in the last 28 years
they say that all friendships you make after 15 years old will only last for 4 years on average
Doing a poo and drinking beer through a straw at the same time lads
quite... enlightening
business idea: willy insurance
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647598
extremely important poll (to me)
>>61593833
get pics off girls who aren't your gf tbqh
don't let her find them though
>>61593857
>unironically defending Croydon
>>61593857
>Croydon is good
what is this m8 trams don't make a place you know
>>61593857
>>61593769
>44% white
all of london is shit
fuck off abdul and mohammed
>>61593857
>croydon (...) better than anywhere in north london
>>61593857
what the fuck even is south london? youre a joke
you barely exist
you literally have 4 fucking tube stations LMAO
>>61593843
that could work
>>61593894
you can get body parts insured already
look at these fuckin chebs
Are you lads morning shitters or evening shitters?
Any afternoon or nighttime shitters?
continue to wallow in misery it is..
>>61593965
i only shit every few days so it's as and when desu
>>61593888
>Doing a poo
hahaha
>>61593888
>drinking beer through a straw
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>61593965
Prefer not to say
>>61593963
yanks have such varied faces
>>61593872
tutoring jobs mainly. i'm good at tutoring as well, but i hate the idea of teaching new syllabuses or age groups. even though whenever i do it always goes fine. feel trapped lol x
>>61593963
spoiler that HOG
>>61593965
Work shitter. I don't smoke, so my time on the bog is my equivalent to a smoke break
>>61593965
do a poo in the night before my shower
about to do it right now
>>61593987
What's the matter with you
>>61593965
Evening
>>61594008
in poland? where in poland do you live?
>>61593965
i shit 2-3 times a day 2bh
always comes out as a thin slurry as well
>>61594036
gross, sort your diet out
>>61594019
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm the same
How's /Kgf2016/ coming along lads
>>61593583
No, we're not all as progressive and liberal as you are Canada, there's plenty of people all over the world who are against it. Democracy a shit.
> It's a mum sets a timer on her iPad and then walks away so she can't hear it when it goes off episode
MUUUUUUM
Evening all. /doffs cap
>>61594035
ah yes, pooland, where i live and am right now
*taps nose knowingly*
>>61593901
>not knowing Croydon is the manhattan of London
It says so in the Croydon museum, you would know if you ever went northturd
>>61593907
Thanks for the opinion johnny cumskin, hows slowly dying of diabetes and liver cancer in bumfuckinghamshire going?
>>61593926
Clapham junction > every tube station. The tube is overrated you cant even look out the window
lately i've been feeling ghostly
when trump says make america great again what does he mean by that
as far as I can remember america has never been 'great'
>spoiler that HOG
>>61594050
extremely bad post
>>61594059
This one's ban evading janny
Get him
>>61594071
>Croydon is the manhattan of London
>>61594076
go away evil dogger
burger king for dinner
>>61594076
Fuck off you cunt.
>>61594071
you may as well have posted "I AM DOING A FUNNY TROLL HAHAHA" 2bh led
#cheeky chinese for dinner lads
>>61594083
Why?
>Clapham junction > every tube station. The tube is overrated you cant even look out the window
Lads... if I were to ever get married, my future wife has got to have big breasts. D cup minimum.
I couldn't marry a flat chested woman. Even if she was an angelic 10/10. She must have big fertile tits, and preferably be blonde though I wouldn't waste my opportunity with a brunette.
>>61593965
Normally I have a morning crap. I need to go right now that you mention it.
>>61594123
tbf Clapham Junction is pretty based by tube station standards
ah yes wearing clothes with rainbow colours, this is actively helping the gays as everyone knows rainbow colours enhance their powers
Ah yes this pink ribbon will absolutely cure breast cancer why haven't we done this sooner
Ah yes putting a flag over my display picture will stop terrorism in its tracks
>>61594078
he really means make America WHITE again
vile bigot imo
fancy a burrito but there are no mexican takeaways up north
>>61594120
you can just tell that she has an asymmetric melted monkey face
>>61594132
the gf has 32E
>>61594019
No idea. Pretty nice though
>>61594071
We're out of the EU now. You have to go to Germany or one of the other cucks.
>>61594138
It's literally the worst station there is. It's fucking chaos in the morning and after work.
>>61594149
but america has never been white
what about all the slaves
and before that it was indians
>ah yes wearing clothes with rainbow colours, this is actively helping the gays as everyone knows rainbow colours enhance their powers
>Ah yes this pink ribbon will absolutely cure breast cancer why haven't we done this sooner
>Ah yes putting a flag over my display picture will stop terrorism in its tracks
>>61594078
think he means great as in large
don't think he realizes americans are already large
>>61594164
that sounds like hell
>>61594090
>he lives in a borough with less than 300,000 people
>hes never experienced croydons rich music scene, he doesnt bump Benga and Coki
>he never went to the metropolitan hub that is whitgift center
Northie pls you just dont know anything
rate my maccas haul lads
2 X cheeseburgers
2 X Mayo chickens
20 nuggets
All for me
>he fucking blew it
if theresa may makes it to the final 2 in the election im going to join the 'tives just to vote against her
>>61594223
Runt.
>>61594223
inspiring/10
>>61594221
arent they getting rid of the whitgift cos its such a shithole
and replacing it with a westfield
>>61594180
You gonna post a clothed pic for proof or you just chatting about your imaginary gf there lad
>>61594223
could've just got a more filling kfc for the price you complete and utter runt
>rate my maccas haul lads
>2 X cheeseburgers
>2 X Mayo chickens
>20 nuggets
>All for me
>>61594221
You sound like you're from Manchester. Stop being so butthurt about being inferior to real London. You're not the capital, it's fine that you're not on the same level.
>>61594225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F212quQ1KI
>>61594223
best thing to do is make a quad cheeseburger tbqh
>>61594270
who are you you imposter
invited a raccoon into my house and it killed my cat
don't think I've had McDonald's since I was about 6
https://twitter.com/mcgregor_ewan/status/748477453631426560
He mad as fuck lol
>>61594291
>pretending to be me
literally haven't had a non-weekend day off work this year
who /wageslave/ here?
2016 and greggs still doesn't do home deliveries. I'm not walking 10 minutes to the shop fuck that.
What is life in the midlands like? Is Birmingham any good?
German midlandsboo here, haven't posted in a while. Figure I probably won't be able to move since Brexit happened and all that, but damn it, I'll try.
fucking hate janny cunt banned me for three whole days
>>61594270
is that the childrens menu lad?
just got my council tax bill through lads, they want £777 from me haha
technically still a student so i don't have to pay it!
>>61594332
what job
>>61594344
>What is life in the midlands like?
Grim
>Is Birmingham any good?
Majority brown & Muslim, so you'll feel right at home.
>the West Midlands is heart achingly beautiful
>>61594071
>this bootyblasted paki
top jej
reminder that it's chipper NOT chippy
>>61594348
post fucking machines
*wears camouflage cargo pants*
>>61594223
Fat fuck
>>61594388
NEED the jacket
>fake fitizen
hate living in denmark
>>61594110
Poles love south london tho. You are supposed to be on my side
>>61594278
If we seceded back to surrey you would miss us badly
>>61594259
Yeh but it was nice while it lasted
>>61594406
*flicks you into orbit with my index finger*
prawn
>>61594330
People shouldn't take celebrity's political views seriously.
>>61594223
MD is only good for chips and you got none you dun goofed.
who do you lads play as on overwatch most?
I pretty much only switch between junkrat and pharah
>>61594429
i bet you want a new runway at Gatwick too
>>61594429
>>61594429
now everyones gonna go the glades
croydon btfo by bromley
Got triggered reading Reddit again, lads.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4qx0jm/sky_data_on_twitter_ipsos_mori_leave_voters/d4wnyvw
>>61594446
genji main here
>>61594446
I don't play video games because I'm not a manchild
>>61594426
have you got my xbox
>playing video games
you fucking 12 year old cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
>>61594406
chipsmith's*
>>61594164
what the fuck are you on about lad
just visit barburrito
>>61594451
i do desu
and a new terminal would be nice too
>>61594453
It isn't the communist utopia he thought it would be
>>61594446
After all the hype I expected Overwatch to be this maassive, amazing, generation-changing game.
But it's just a straight up team shooter. It's the most generic thing in the history of the medium, just with better graphics.
Time for some house and pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AE3pwj2Sj8
christian deist here ama
>>61594433
That's not a political view.
>>61594446
D.Va is pcomfy, but I try to pick whatever is the best composition for my retarded team.
>>61594453
miserable here
i don't have any friends left here since i left
rejected by uni for master's degree
shit job prospects if i stay
living with an awkward flatmate, going to get kicked out by september
Really makes you think
>>61594494
At least it's not TF2. Even though it pretty much is.
>>61594494
it was a team shooter all along, did you never bother to actually look at it
>>61594466
fuck off naruto cunt reeee i hate genji
>>61594530
well you cant come to the uk now so its off to germany for you
>who do you lads play as on overwatch most?
>I pretty much only switch between junkrat and pharah
Just commented on a YouTube video
>>61594544
tf2 is great fuck off FUCK OFF
ISN'T IT FUNNY
time for some edm and pop
https://youtu.be/sRcvMzkNkyQ?t=23
>>61594549
No, I just read the shitposts on 4chan
But if people were so hyped for something they basically already had (see >>61594544), then clearly gaming is dead and there's nothing left but to pick at the corpse
>>61594451
>gatwick
Heathrow and stansted are the only good airports here stupidhead
>>61594462
He has a good point. Borders are a spook.
>>61594582
lad are you in lisboa
>>61594530
>rejected by uni for master's degree
T-that can happen? How bad did you fuck up?
>>61594508
He's clearly displaying he's against remain. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11185619/Why-do-we-treat-celebrities-as-experts-on-subjects-that-really-matter.html
>>>/tv/71556323
>>>/tv/71556323
fucking howling lads
>>61594589
>stupidhead
Re-read my post.
I'm all for Heathrow, just fucking make the decision and send in the wrecking balls.
>>61594580
TF2 went to pure shit as soon as it went F2P.
