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WE WILL DEFEND OUR THREAD

WHATEVER THE COST
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Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor

Do not upset him as he now has power over us
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gotta be careful about what i post
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plymouth
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only a moderate fan of having to keep both threads open because janny is having a meltdown
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poo poo doing a poo
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>>61593074
someone report him to the police
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wish janny would stop being such a fucking autist for once in this life
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Considering my options
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>>61593089
>tfw a random loli will never start writing letters to you
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>>61593043
who'd you vote for, lad?
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>>61593124
give me your address and I'll see what I can do
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>>61593120
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>>61593145
>I'm unusually knowledgable about the thought processes of the moderation staff

>I'm definitely not one of them though......
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>>61593145
>auto-update
yuck
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No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken."
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Hey lads, I know you guys are pretty good with computers. is this one any good?

http://www.qvcuk.com/Acer-15.6-Laptop-with-AMD-A9-9410-Processor-8GB-RAM%2C-1TB-HDD-128GB-SSD-%26-Case.product.508282.html?sc=TSV&UDC=TSV&MSG=TSV_OTO_INSTOCK
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Who /poor/ here?


All that work day in day out for just a couple of number 1s

Depressing really
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>>61592900
Nothing, it's the most autistic and juvenile ''hobby'' out there

Do your routine by yourself, don't talk to anybody, do it for the self-gratitude and to try and impress other people.

Except it's not even impressive anymore since literally half of all young men go to the gym nowadays. Just the other day I saw this 5'6" young paki with fucking huge biceps. It just made me cringe and laugh.

Going to the gym is only socially acceptable if you're trying to gain or lose weight. Otherwise you ought to just play an actual sport instead of being a vain twat.
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>>61593166
Just a guess m8
>>61593180
as if I'm going to click update each time, I'm usually doing other stuff on 2nd monitor.
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need a gf with acne
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>>61593145
2bh is to only acronym that should be unfiltered, the nigger slang can fuck off
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*Posts kpop*
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Friendly reminder about our brit/lgbt/: >>>/lgbt/6488276.

No mean jannies over there.
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>>61593247
thanks for the (You)
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lads can I rent a van at 23? i've rented a car before and had to pay a young driver surcharge

don't care about the price, just really need a van for when I move my flat
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>>61593243
baka desu senpaitachi
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>>61593247
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>>61593247
don't really like posting in threads filled with kpop posters desu
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>>61593214
>acer
Really shit company to buy laptops from

specs are fine though. that SSD will speed things right up, assuming that Acer install the OS on the SSD
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>senpaitachi
what is this? f︃amily?
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brewing an absolutely vile shit in my gut right now, can feel it boiling and bubbling ngl
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>>61593268
>just really need a van for when I move my flat
don't people just use a mover?
you're going to need quite a big van haha
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senpai
desu
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>>61593285
rude
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>>61593307
its farms (without the r whauehaaoaoa)
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>>61593316
nice one, what did you feed it?
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>>61593348
Have a nice evening all x
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>>61593364
chili
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off to mcdonalds lads

you want anything?
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>>61593348
cheers f︃ams
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Reminder that /brit/ is full of political retards:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r

http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r

http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r
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new rules
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>>61593391
nah, ill just have some of your "chips"
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looking like I'm a #maymisslie now tobh
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>>61593293
OK, what companies would you say would be good for laptops?
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>>61593391
5 chicken selects meal, sour cream and chive sauce ta lad
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>>61593391
just a portion of chips
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Why do I find it impossible to talk to girls on Tinder.
Not like i'm scared just no idea what to say.
I'm literally better in person just because there's no time to think.
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>>61593436
Apple
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>>61593419
yes this seems correct
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>>61593391
they still doing them big tasties? wouldn't mind getting one of them mate
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>>61593214
She needs to eat a pastie. I definately would though.
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What are some neigborhoods to avoid in London?
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really fucking glad kpop posting is on its way out
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>>61593462
Please anon.
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>>61593391
Ask them to make me a New York bagel burger, I'm happy to pay the excess
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>>61593476
london
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>>61593476
>neighborhoods

fuck off yank
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>>61593476
london
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>>61593476
Tottenham
E&C outside the centre
Brixton outside the centre
Peckham outside the centre
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>>61593476
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_areas_of_London
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Er racist much?
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>>61593476
Anywhere without an & in the title
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>>61593391
Make that Big Tasty x2
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>>61593476
all of them
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>>61593527
good fucking off yourself then you leftie prick
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>>61593482
I just want a girl like this to spit on me so much
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>>61593527
is the UK the only country that protests that they have democracy
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>le london is bad meme

just a bunch of salty northerners who wish they could afford to live here
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'za is in the oven, lads. ETA ~ 30 minutes
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BIT COLD OUT
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Browsing just eat. Can't decide between Chinese or Thai.
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have a jog interview next week
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>>61593589
Love the place but not so much the people who inhabit it.

t. northerner in London
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>>61593599
Don't get Thai, it will just encourage our new overlord
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>'za
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>>61593612
think you'll have a good run at it
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>>61593631
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ordered my 'een 'nch 'one 'in 'ner 'za lads
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>>61593612
Reckon you're in the running for it?
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>>61593482
Not him but literally probably just Apple
Unless you're going for something expensive, then they start to care about build quality

Asus and that are good I guess though
protip: having an SSD is a massive massive speed boost
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>any 'za but 'go 'za
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>>61593622
t. random twat who thinks London is a playground and not somewhere where people actually live and work
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>>61593654
D E L L
E
L
L

Get a Latitude
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Lads, if the ftse100 represents companies with overseas interests with the vast majority of trade in dollars. Wouldn't it follow that the weakening pound would increase their value on the london exchange proportionally to the weakening?

So how is the UK actually doing?
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>>61593660
>>61593628
twats, no 'za for YOU!
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>>61593476
They are all ok 2bh. North london is boringland, don't go there i guess
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>>61593462
Besides Apple Tax, no complaints so far.
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>>61593391
chicken mcpremiere
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haven't even kissed a slag in over a year 2bh leds
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Me on the end
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how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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>>61593476
Don't listen to this retard >>61593696

North London is literally London

south london is an irrelevant, dangerous shithole that nobody dares wander into
nobody even acknowledges it as part of londo
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feeling rather pathetic today
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>>61593684
Same ol' shit, different day really. We'll see what happens after Article 50 Brexit.
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business idea: tax the government
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>>61593760
I-I'll have one in August, I promise
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>>61593214
>>61593482
>>61593436
bang tidy
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How's /F2016/ coming along lads
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>>61593627
What!? Who?
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Bought my Irish gf a big strap on as a present for her birth day (It's actually a present for my arse)
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really need a strong masculine gf
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>>61593804
Thailad the Janitor
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>>61593799
good gimmick
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>>61593760
see my gf every day so the need to send naughty pics never really comes up, but I wish she'd send me some so I can have a sad wank bank for when we inevitably break up
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>>61593804
Thailad is the new janitor
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unironically get job offers i pass up because i'm so paralysed by fear of failure/the unknown
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>>61593779
Agreed. We're all in this together.
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>>61593822
Get a Swedish bf
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going to a club night but it laid thick with lefty propaganda
just want to dance but they need transaboriginals to do a fucking speech before we can have fun
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>>61593769
NO fuck off northie. First off, south london is safe, second croydon and wandsworth together are better than anywhere in north london. We have crystal palace. We havent been invaded by hipsters yet. But please, tell me more about how gret north "london" is
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>>61593839
you utter mong! get a job you fucking basement dweller
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>>61593839
what jobs
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>>61593799
made 0 friends in the last 28 years

they say that all friendships you make after 15 years old will only last for 4 years on average
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Doing a poo and drinking beer through a straw at the same time lads

quite... enlightening
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business idea: willy insurance
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10647598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647598

extremely important poll (to me)
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>>61593833
get pics off girls who aren't your gf tbqh

don't let her find them though
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>>61593857
>unironically defending Croydon
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>>61593857
>Croydon is good

what is this m8 trams don't make a place you know
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>>61593857
>>61593769
>44% white
all of london is shit

fuck off abdul and mohammed
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>>61593857
>croydon (...) better than anywhere in north london
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>>61593857
what the fuck even is south london? youre a joke

you barely exist

you literally have 4 fucking tube stations LMAO
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>>61593843
that could work
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>>61593894
you can get body parts insured already
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look at these fuckin chebs
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Are you lads morning shitters or evening shitters?

Any afternoon or nighttime shitters?
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continue to wallow in misery it is..
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>>61593965
i only shit every few days so it's as and when desu
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>>61593888
>Doing a poo
hahaha
>>61593888
>drinking beer through a straw
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>61593965
Prefer not to say
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>>61593963
yanks have such varied faces
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>>61593872
tutoring jobs mainly. i'm good at tutoring as well, but i hate the idea of teaching new syllabuses or age groups. even though whenever i do it always goes fine. feel trapped lol x
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>>61593963
spoiler that HOG
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>>61593965
Work shitter. I don't smoke, so my time on the bog is my equivalent to a smoke break
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>>61593965
do a poo in the night before my shower
about to do it right now
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>>61593987
What's the matter with you
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>>61593965
Evening
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>>61594008
in poland? where in poland do you live?
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>>61593965
i shit 2-3 times a day 2bh

always comes out as a thin slurry as well
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>>61594036
gross, sort your diet out
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>>61594019
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm the same
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How's /Kgf2016/ coming along lads
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>>61593583
No, we're not all as progressive and liberal as you are Canada, there's plenty of people all over the world who are against it. Democracy a shit.
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> It's a mum sets a timer on her iPad and then walks away so she can't hear it when it goes off episode
MUUUUUUM
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Evening all. /doffs cap
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>>61594035
ah yes, pooland, where i live and am right now

*taps nose knowingly*
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>>61593901
>not knowing Croydon is the manhattan of London

It says so in the Croydon museum, you would know if you ever went northturd

>>61593907
Thanks for the opinion johnny cumskin, hows slowly dying of diabetes and liver cancer in bumfuckinghamshire going?

>>61593926
Clapham junction > every tube station. The tube is overrated you cant even look out the window
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lately i've been feeling ghostly
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when trump says make america great again what does he mean by that

as far as I can remember america has never been 'great'
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>spoiler that HOG
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>>61594050
extremely bad post
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>>61594059
This one's ban evading janny

Get him
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>>61594071
>Croydon is the manhattan of London
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>>61594076
go away evil dogger
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burger king for dinner
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>>61594076
Fuck off you cunt.
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>>61594071
you may as well have posted "I AM DOING A FUNNY TROLL HAHAHA" 2bh led
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#cheeky chinese for dinner lads
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>>61594083
Why?
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>Clapham junction > every tube station. The tube is overrated you cant even look out the window
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Lads... if I were to ever get married, my future wife has got to have big breasts. D cup minimum.

I couldn't marry a flat chested woman. Even if she was an angelic 10/10. She must have big fertile tits, and preferably be blonde though I wouldn't waste my opportunity with a brunette.
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>>61593965
Normally I have a morning crap. I need to go right now that you mention it.
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>>61594123
tbf Clapham Junction is pretty based by tube station standards
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ah yes wearing clothes with rainbow colours, this is actively helping the gays as everyone knows rainbow colours enhance their powers

Ah yes this pink ribbon will absolutely cure breast cancer why haven't we done this sooner

Ah yes putting a flag over my display picture will stop terrorism in its tracks
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>>61594078
he really means make America WHITE again
vile bigot imo
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fancy a burrito but there are no mexican takeaways up north
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>>61594120
you can just tell that she has an asymmetric melted monkey face
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>>61594132
the gf has 32E
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>>61594019
No idea. Pretty nice though
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>>61594071
We're out of the EU now. You have to go to Germany or one of the other cucks.
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>>61594138

It's literally the worst station there is. It's fucking chaos in the morning and after work.
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>>61594149
but america has never been white

what about all the slaves

and before that it was indians
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>ah yes wearing clothes with rainbow colours, this is actively helping the gays as everyone knows rainbow colours enhance their powers

>Ah yes this pink ribbon will absolutely cure breast cancer why haven't we done this sooner

>Ah yes putting a flag over my display picture will stop terrorism in its tracks
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>>61594078
think he means great as in large
don't think he realizes americans are already large
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>>61594164
that sounds like hell
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>>61594090
>he lives in a borough with less than 300,000 people
>hes never experienced croydons rich music scene, he doesnt bump Benga and Coki
>he never went to the metropolitan hub that is whitgift center

Northie pls you just dont know anything
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rate my maccas haul lads

2 X cheeseburgers
2 X Mayo chickens
20 nuggets

All for me
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>he fucking blew it
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if theresa may makes it to the final 2 in the election im going to join the 'tives just to vote against her
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>>61594223
Runt.
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>>61594223
inspiring/10
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>>61594221
arent they getting rid of the whitgift cos its such a shithole
and replacing it with a westfield
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>>61594180
You gonna post a clothed pic for proof or you just chatting about your imaginary gf there lad
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>>61594223
could've just got a more filling kfc for the price you complete and utter runt
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>rate my maccas haul lads
>2 X cheeseburgers
>2 X Mayo chickens
>20 nuggets
>All for me
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>>61594221
You sound like you're from Manchester. Stop being so butthurt about being inferior to real London. You're not the capital, it's fine that you're not on the same level.
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>>61594225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F212quQ1KI
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>>61594223
best thing to do is make a quad cheeseburger tbqh
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>>61594270
who are you you imposter
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invited a raccoon into my house and it killed my cat
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don't think I've had McDonald's since I was about 6
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https://twitter.com/mcgregor_ewan/status/748477453631426560

He mad as fuck lol
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>>61594291

>pretending to be me
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literally haven't had a non-weekend day off work this year

who /wageslave/ here?
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2016 and greggs still doesn't do home deliveries. I'm not walking 10 minutes to the shop fuck that.
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What is life in the midlands like? Is Birmingham any good?

German midlandsboo here, haven't posted in a while. Figure I probably won't be able to move since Brexit happened and all that, but damn it, I'll try.
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fucking hate janny cunt banned me for three whole days
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>>61594270
is that the childrens menu lad?
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just got my council tax bill through lads, they want £777 from me haha

technically still a student so i don't have to pay it!
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>>61594332
what job
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>>61594344
>What is life in the midlands like?
Grim

>Is Birmingham any good?
Majority brown & Muslim, so you'll feel right at home.
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>the West Midlands is heart achingly beautiful
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>>61594071
>this bootyblasted paki
top jej
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reminder that it's chipper NOT chippy
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>>61594348
post fucking machines
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*wears camouflage cargo pants*
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>>61594223
Fat fuck
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>>61594388
NEED the jacket
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>fake fitizen
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hate living in denmark
>>
>>61594110
Poles love south london tho. You are supposed to be on my side

>>61594278
If we seceded back to surrey you would miss us badly

>>61594259
Yeh but it was nice while it lasted
>>
>>61594406
*flicks you into orbit with my index finger*
prawn
>>
>>61594330
People shouldn't take celebrity's political views seriously.
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>>61594223
MD is only good for chips and you got none you dun goofed.
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who do you lads play as on overwatch most?

I pretty much only switch between junkrat and pharah
>>
>>61594429

i bet you want a new runway at Gatwick too
>>
>>61594426
y?
>>
>>61594429
>>61594429
now everyones gonna go the glades
croydon btfo by bromley
>>
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Got triggered reading Reddit again, lads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4qx0jm/sky_data_on_twitter_ipsos_mori_leave_voters/d4wnyvw
>>
>>61594446
genji main here
>>
>>61594446
I don't play video games because I'm not a manchild
>>
>>61594426
have you got my xbox
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>playing video games
you fucking 12 year old cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
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>>61594406
chipsmith's*
>>
>>61594164
what the fuck are you on about lad

just visit barburrito
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>>61594451
i do desu
and a new terminal would be nice too
>>
>>61594453

It isn't the communist utopia he thought it would be
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>>61594446
After all the hype I expected Overwatch to be this maassive, amazing, generation-changing game.

But it's just a straight up team shooter. It's the most generic thing in the history of the medium, just with better graphics.
>>
Time for some house and pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AE3pwj2Sj8
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christian deist here ama
>>
>>61594433
That's not a political view.
>>
>>61594446
D.Va is pcomfy, but I try to pick whatever is the best composition for my retarded team.
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>>61594453
miserable here

i don't have any friends left here since i left
rejected by uni for master's degree
shit job prospects if i stay
living with an awkward flatmate, going to get kicked out by september
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Really makes you think
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>>61594494
At least it's not TF2. Even though it pretty much is.
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>>61594494
it was a team shooter all along, did you never bother to actually look at it
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>>61594466
fuck off naruto cunt reeee i hate genji
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>>61594530
well you cant come to the uk now so its off to germany for you
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>who do you lads play as on overwatch most?

>I pretty much only switch between junkrat and pharah
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Just commented on a YouTube video
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>>61594544
tf2 is great fuck off FUCK OFF
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ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>
time for some edm and pop

https://youtu.be/sRcvMzkNkyQ?t=23
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>>61594549
No, I just read the shitposts on 4chan

But if people were so hyped for something they basically already had (see >>61594544), then clearly gaming is dead and there's nothing left but to pick at the corpse
>>
>>61594451
>gatwick

Heathrow and stansted are the only good airports here stupidhead
>>
>>61594462
He has a good point. Borders are a spook.
>>
>>61594582
lad are you in lisboa
>>
>>61594530
>rejected by uni for master's degree

T-that can happen? How bad did you fuck up?
>>
>>61594508
He's clearly displaying he's against remain. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11185619/Why-do-we-treat-celebrities-as-experts-on-subjects-that-really-matter.html
>>
>>>/tv/71556323
>>>/tv/71556323

fucking howling lads
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>>61594589
>stupidhead

Re-read my post.

I'm all for Heathrow, just fucking make the decision and send in the wrecking balls.
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>>61594580
TF2 went to pure shit as soon as it went F2P.
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>>61594270
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>>61594598

No, Faro airport waiting for a flight home x
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>>61594608
against brexit*
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Fucking TUUUUUUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI
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>>61594344
>The West Midlands are heart achingly beautiful
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>>61594628
Why do you hate the environment?

>>61594643
Damn I wanted to fight you
>>
>>61594650
A personal favourite.
>>
>>61594650
>phil collins
>tune
Pick one
>>
>>61594608
No he's not you knobhead. He's displaying his anger towards Boris who lead the campaign to leave the EU and then when it actually happened shat himself and said that he wouldn't be running for Prime Minister.
Even Leave voters are pissed at him for that.
>>
>>61594600
I studied bachelor at a UK business school and the autistic admissions staff don't consider it """""academic""""" enough for their masters studies even though it's literally Copenhagen Business School so according to them i don't fulfill the necessary course requirements, even though i took all the courses they want they're just not """"academic"""" enough

i complained but there's basically no recourse
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>>61594668
>Why do you hate the environment?

Why do you hate British cultural history?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36676654
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>Mrs Merton has died
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>>61594698
Why do you hate being able to move things? The Victorians didn't have this trouble
>>
>>61594637

Ancient gimmick
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>>61594707
That pic they keep using her of her in a choker is leading to very inappropriate semis
>>
>>61594650
big fan of chooning to this while fucking two prostitutes and flexing
>>
>>61594386
>mitchellposting on a janny-unrelated post

ah yes, very oh dear oh dear
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>two portuguese people are here
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>>61594728
This Jew gets it
>>
>>61594710
You think the Victorians gave a shit about the environment either?
>>
>>61594765
they had no idea
>>
>>61594689
>ludicrous campaign to leave EU
It seems pretty clear to me.
>>
>>61594752
At least they're not yanks
>>
hate each and every one of you
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>two portuguese people are here
>>
plenty of salt and vinegar
>>
>>61594795
hii :3
>>
>>61594780
You don't think the campaign wasn't absolutely terrible?
>>
>>61594795
why
>>
>>61594795
love you too mate
>>
oh dear
oh dear oh dear
oh dear
oh dear oh dear
oh dear
oh dear oh dear
oh dear
yeah safe init
>>
>>61594814
is this a shoop or she actually becoming a hambeast
>>61594795
runt
>>
gonna watch eastenders and spaff myself senseless to dot cotton and you can't stop me
>>
>>61594814
literal greasy hog
>>
>>61594795
SO STOP POSTING HERE DINGUS


goll
>>
>Pro-abortion scrotes in Norn Iron carrying a banner that literally said "It's 2016"
Memes lads. Memes. It was nice to see there was a pro-life march to counter it and surprise surprise they were all more attractive than the pro-abortion skanks.
>>
>>61594821
It managed to win, didn't it?
>>
>>61594444
how can an individual be so wrong
>>
>>61594839
FONC
>>
>>61594839
not a shop, its from pre-Brooklyn era when she was getting fat
>>
>>61594870
pretty pristine
>>
>>61594796
yeh 1 smells bad enough to stink up a whole room

but two?
>>
How would an escort on a PSE fee react if I spat in her mouth like the studs do in the really rough pornos?
>>
>>61594814
Assuming final form.
>>
>>61594839

It's an old gimmick
>>
>>61594870
wew
>>
>>61594898
What's a PSE?
>>
>US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been questioned by the FBI over her use of emails while she was secretary of state, her campaign says.

indiction when
>>
shot a cum out my willy this morning landed on my knee
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>>61594868
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>>61594859
>goll
the fuck?
>>
>>61594942
never

she did nothing wrong
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Xev Bellringer just bust my bollocks lads

In immense pain
>>
>>61594932
porn star experience
I'm guessing that's really dirty and you basically just do what they do in pornos
>>
Wish my life was more Sa Da Ta and less Nay No
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BASED AS FUCK
>>
>>61594953
pics of knee
>>
>>61594953
how high did it reach before its descent
>>
>>61594953
I did that too, but it landed on your mums tits
>>
>>61594960
old gimmick
>>
don't think I'd even count pootuguese as white 2bh

not_a_single_drop_of_moorish_blood.png
>>
lads how easy is it to buy codeine linctus otc?
>>
>>61594973
I didn't know cucks came in black.
>>
>>61594967
that sounds horrendous for all parties involved
>>
>>61594983
Our alliance is an old gimmick
>>
cant wait for tonight lads gunna be utterly mental haha hbu
>>
make a new thread or consequences
>>
>>61594942
Never.

Last week the government admitted that it was at fault for 4 soldiers who died after an 8 hour firefight because the US didn't want to send support or reinforcements because further troops might upset relations with Libya.

This decision was taken by the Secretary of State Hilary Clinton. She chose diplomacy with a failed state where the US was fighting a war over serving soldier's lives.

And yet there was no mention of her name in the official apology and no charges or investigation into her conduct.

It's all a scam. The whole thing is rigged. She is untouchable.
>>
>>61595024
might go and sit outside and read for it
>>
>>61594898
Probably best to discuss all the things you want to do first. sure plenty would be up for it though.
>>
>>61594975
it doesn't have cum on it anymore. it was 8 hours ago
>>61594976
6 inches
>>
>>61595024
Italia for the win
>>
>>61594973
Pathetic race traitor, lmao.
>>
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Are there any like.. guidelines on escaping NEETdom online? I need to turn shit around. Literally haven't left the house in months and all I've been doing is sitting at the computer.
>>
>>61595024
what's happening
>>
>>61595013
your mum is an old gimmick
>>
>>61594990
lucky for those guys you are in charge of nothing but your own bath time then really.
>>
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>>61595005
>>
>>61595054
first things first: have a proper wash. fuckin SCRUB yourself m8
>>
>>61595054
Get a job.
>>
>>61595066
Sounds to me like she's the only one winning here
>>
>>61595033
>muh benghazi
shittest yank conspiracy theory going
>>
>>61595054
count yourself lucky. having siblings is the worst when they drag you out with them

"take your brother out he might have depression" ~literally my parents
>>
>>61595064
All of our mums are

It was a Joke tho. The Anglo-Portuguese alliance is fantastic
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rly makes u think
>>
How would you lads react if you found out your mum had died
>>
>>61595054
From somebody who was NEET for years, just get a job mate, the rest sorts itself out
>>
>>61595045
I don't want to see your cum, bender

just your knee
>>
fucks sake i forgot to buy rice
>>
fucking love those tubs of soup you get from the supermarkets lads
>>
2pac was poet
>>
>>61595138
might have a little cry
>>
>>61595045
post pic of the air that it passed through
>>
>>61595146
>rice
al-ghazal khalif sharia walafi
>>
>>61595146
I didn't :^]]]
>>
>>61595140
i have the same knee shape as herts. i know because i saw his nobbly knees when we bummed last week.
>>
>>61595059
annual crazy golf tournament
>>
>>61595173
look who's talking :))

>>61595175
set us some
>>
>>61595181
>>61595181
>>61595181
>>
>>61595191
janny is a poofter
>>
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>>61595173
yes inshallah my friend
>>
>>61595191
Why
>>
>>61595211
Don't talk about Thailad like that
>>
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>>61595191
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>>61595219
mashallah akhi
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfP8liWev_U

SCOTS BTFO
>>
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going to hack 4chan and link a new that is invisible. if you see a blank post in a few minutes you'll know it's me . just click blindly
>>
>>61595228
soz thailad
a thousand underage children to you
>>
i love to make the hoes cum
>>
>>61595190
tweeted you some x
>>
>>61595257
>tfw rascist
>>
>>61595113
At least you'll have some experiences I guess. I get that it'd suck though. Are you speaking to anyone?

>>61595086
>>61595139
Did some volunteer work earlier this year for about a month before I stopped showing up. Constantly beat myself up over not being as social as I want to be.

The sorta thing I was thinking of regarding a guideline is just a resource for general self-improvement, though perhaps aimed more towards shut-ins.
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reminder M2s will replace all your hard drives and SSDs
>>
>>61595312
>go back to voluntary work for a few months
>get it all on your CV
>apply for shitty entry level job somewhere
>get it
>do it for ~2 years
>apply for better job in company or somewhere else

Well it worked for me.
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*quotes a philosophy professor I know*
>>
>>
Does any deliver doner kebabs?
>>
We need to Bremain lads
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>>61595357
>>
>>61595312
I work manual labour, and depending what I do that day it's either part of a team or solo, I worked as a team a lot at first and it was hard to get used to it but it helped me become a lot more social, now I can work by myself and just get on with it.

If I got a job working with customers to start with I don't think I could have hacked it.
>>
>>61595369
remember not to get depressed about it
>>
>>61595386
Check Just Eat
>>
>video of maisie comes up on fb timeline
>get excited
>it's the refugee one

oh
>>
>>61595433
>>61595433
>>61595433
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647982
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647982
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647982

http://www.strawpoll.me/10647982
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647982
http://www.strawpoll.me/10647982
>>
>>61595357
Now they just need to make video cards fit parallel to the board, and we can finally have truly small formfactor computers.
>>
What colour eyes and hair do you boys have?
>>
Green and purple here btw

also last
>>
>>61595576
thanks doc

[spoiler]last[/spoiler]
>>
>>61595576
blue

are you srue
>>
>>61595596
>>61595599
it begins...
>>
>>61595369
Yeah, I'm probably going to have to do this. I'll definitely be looking out for different volunteer work though. Working odd jobs on a farm doesn't transfer onto a resume very well.

>>61595401
Think a job that involves a decent amount of socialising with customers and such would be good for me. I'm not a complete social autist, I can interact socially with people okay but I get anxious and constantly evaluate my performance and shit.
>>
a bit quite. is everyone watching the game?
>>
>girl: do you any water left in your water bottle, anon?
me: just having finished drinking from the water bottle, "no, it's all in my belly now"
girl: laughing and and how I am supposed to get to your belly????
me: I could eat you out
>>
cara
>>
>>61598397
haha alri lad
>>
>>61598409
gwarn
>>
>>61593473
How do people still have trouble spelling definitely?
>>
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