no particular order, more than one trip:
>fucked 3 ladyboys in one day
>knocked thousands of € worth of hash all over the floor
>invited home by some Dutch girl literally on the street after the bars had closed
>ended up at a squat party in the RLD with lots of hookers, drug dealers and general lowlifes
I'm also constantly mistaken for a dutchie which is nice.

>>61586282
I've never been in Amsterdam

>>61586464
dont go

>>61586282
All right, listen to his story here
>be born in amsterdam
>finish primary school here
>finish high school here
>go to university here
Get on my level, plebs

>>61586635
My first trip there was in 1988.
What level am I on?

>>61586750
I wasn't even born. Why are you still posting here?

>>61586750
far 2 old to be on 4chan m8

>>61586793
Just checking in, don't post often.
Amsterdam was great back then, been there maybe 50 times. I lived in Germany and took the train, smuggled weed and hash back to Germany for a few years. Zoll would pull off suspected smugglers and people they caught smuggling before. They never looked at me much.

>>61586282
>paying €2300 for a tiny shitty old apartment
>bike stolen on a weekly basis
>dodge heads on the pavement that the morrocan mafia likes to display there these days
>seeing Bong tourists being loud and then drowning in the grachten every weekend is the only good part

I want off this ride

>be walking through the center at night on a quiet evening
>get offered drugs by foreign looking people multiple times
>walking through the center on a busy day
>absolutely filled to the brim with stupid tourists everywhere
In my experience, the native dutch people that live there are friendly but they've turned their city into a tourist trap.

t. Rotterdam, the rival city

Trip 1:
>be livin in berlin
>go to ams with two girl friends (im gay)
>stay at airbnb
>hosts are most certainly dealers
>know all the main shit
>go party at trouw
>so many hot guys
>one of the girl is bitching about techno
>send her away get high as fuck with the other girl
>go back to berlin the next day, shitfaced

Trip two:
>met lots of dutchies in berlin
>go visit them on kingsday
>drink the whole weekend
>ride bikes be cliche
>get complimented on my jacket by random biker
>pretend to speak dutch and get understood
>on kingsday chill at park
>laugh gas baloons
>molly
>club
>forget where I left my friend's mom's bike
>go back to berlin
>they found the bike a week later

>>61586635
>"high" school

I heard you can fuck each other at night in public parks, for as little as 20 Euros

>English lads singing like madmen after their lad lost his virginity to a 50€ 50 years old whore
top kek tbqh