>be Californian
>live in a country where I am garaunteed the right to bear arms in the constitution
>can't because I'm in California
LITERALLY cannot fabricate this lads
>living in the best state
>still complaining
kys
>be Californian
>have no water to make coffee with in the morning
>commence grueling six hour commute though barren desert and urban sprawl
>get laid off from job at avocado processing plant because Pablo can work for a tenth your wage
>get evicted for being unable to pay $12,000 a month rent on filthy grimy one-room apartment
>go to jump off the golden gate bridge
>can't because it was destroyed by an earthquake
>be me
>californian
>new wave of illegals coming in
>crime rate goes up
>I work at night downtown
>city doesn't allow concealed carry
>mfw the bad guys have guns
I've been carrying a 3 inch knife, but if I'm ever patted down by a cop I'm screwed.
>>61583089
"Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy being searched by me?"
>>61582194
Daily reminder that liberals destroyed the bill of rights
>>61583166
Daily reminder that Americans destroyed the meaning of liberalism.
>>61583176
Daily reminder that eurocucks are chugging the globalist kool aid even faster than we are, and have zero means of fighting back
>>61582194
>be me
>country votes for brexit
>things looking up
>Be Californian
>Move
>>61583132
"I JUST HAVE SHRAPNEL EMBEDDED IN MY PENIS"
