who /having a good day here/
>only got shot 4 times on my way to work
>I only got shot twice at work
>I only got shot 7 times on my way from work
>>61576775
sup reddit
>2 PM
>two bottles of vodka left already
good day
>>61576775
Funny. Here's your OP and sage.
I ate an apple today
>>61576775
>they didn't find my weed today during penis inspection
>only got shot 3 times
>was able to afford the hospital bill, plus a generous tip
>McDonalds' ice cream machine was working
Living the good life 2bh
>pretty greens girl flirted with me today to try and get me to vote greens today
was nice interacting with a female for once
jokes aside, it was a good night. fucked a jap girl in the toilet and a canadian girl was pissed over it, managed to arrange a date saturday night with her. even managed to stop after only 8 litres of beer and never got falling down drunk.
shaping up to be a good summer lads! goddamn.
who /coastal/ here?
>>61576821
>>two bottles of vodka left already
started with 1?
>got a possible chance and offer to share an apartment with the local loosey-goosey town tart today
i still hate sex btw and i'm never having it
>>61576930
but if you hate sex, why mention you got an offer with the town tart?
>Got off work early because of thunderstorms and torrential downpour
>Only had to machete through poison ivy for 5 hours instead of 7
>Hairline not visibly worse as far as I can tell
>Bedroom that I returned to after graduating with a social sciences degree had pile of folded clothes in it
>Parents let me ramble about Brexit after dinner
My life is fucking awful and pathetic.
depressing thread, apparently. is there any awesome board on 4chan? like an anti-/r9k/(jesus, those people)? i do like this site because it's so fast, you don't have to wait half a day for one reply, but you guys are bumming the shit out me, no offense
it's 6 AM my day hasn't begun yet but it's going to be just as shit as all others if not worse
>>61577157
No, normal and positive people don't spend their time on a chinese cartoon discussion board that in it's autism discovered other topics to moan about.
>>61577394
fair enough. proceed with moaning, i'm gone