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disneyland edition
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karen
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janny's gonna do his NUT
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caran
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in memory of >>61570264
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getting real fuckin tired of this hot pocket smuggler lads
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https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ
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Ahh yes
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>tfw want to post a picture or karen but don't want to get banned
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no one captured the essence of what it was like to be a lower middle class lad coming of age in the early to mid 00s like Hard-Fi and The Streets
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>>61570338
THIS 2BH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA
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>tfw you weren't born in time to experience late 80/early 90s acid house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emDEFtJIjy0
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Just voted Labor in the house of reps and Greens in the senate :^)
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>>61570402
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>>61570404
hmmmm
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>>61570402
>ayyyy
Lmao
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Need to borrow some yuan lads help me out
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>>61570404
is the full pic lewd
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>>61570443
>Voting in the upper house

Feel physically ill
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>>61570451
Got 4k yen on my desk m8 is that any good
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https://youtu.be/9nbQPZ-k9_Y
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me, the gf and the gf's mum
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Didn't realise Australia has an election?? Thought it was all run by the queen or summat aha
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>>61570415
literally this
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>>61570473
what's that? 20p?
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>>61570454
idk

just was aware the janitor was literally banning people for posting karen earlier

>tfw will have to wait for confused.jpeg karen pic to be posted again
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>>61570494
sounds about right ye
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http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/article-50

We voted for nothing, lads.

Bookies say Article 50 won't get invoked.
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>>61570474
hmm really makes you think
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this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me i'd never amount to nuttin
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>>61570495
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>>61570473
Enough for the 254 yuan one get in
*nicks it*
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>>61570511
Ahhh yes, the bookies again

very impressive
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I've been crawling on my belly. Clearing out what could've been.
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anybody got a link for google?

really want to do a search
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10642562
http://www.strawpoll.me/10642562

poll of very little importance
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>>61570484
>right wing
>blairite

have they even done the most basic of research?
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Needles to say, I took drugs.
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>>61570511
Bookies got the referendum wrong

Bookies got the general election wrong
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>>61570537
depends, what do you want to search
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>>61570527
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>>61570537
Google.nl
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>>61570527
we are on thin ice my pedigree chum
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power keeps going out

not sure if it's my house or my service provider
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What is a Blairite?
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is janny still going mental hahaha fucking hell that's a long reee
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>>61570511
the same bookies that said we would remain? :^)
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hahaha SEX party haha
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>>61570474
>Peter Hitchens will one day pass away
>You will one day have listened to every single one of his talks, debates and interviews, never to hear anything new from him again
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>>61570566
Call Edison or whoever. But first check your boxes and fuses and check outside to make sure no one is siphoning
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>>61570562
oh dare
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*does a press up*

YEAH WHAT CUNT, WHAT? YOU FUCKING WANT SOME?
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It looks like they're not going to accept the referendum results.

I'm so fucking pissed.
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>>61570562
>>61570527
>>61570495
he's won't be too happy about these posts, haha!
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Janny delets posts of shitposters on friday night. He must be a very lonely person I think.
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>>61570614
Link?
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>>61570537
https://www.askjeeves.com
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>>61570559
thanks lad, got a lot of zoekens I want to zoeken
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>>61570619
EVEN IVAN HATES HIM

PROBABLY REMINDS HIM OF HIS LOCAL COMMISSAR
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>>61570614
The EU will make you do referendums till they get the result they want
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>>61570619
i recall he does it for no monetary compensation
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might rewatch the 2008 wimbledon final
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>>61570495
good desu.

hope he bans every one of you anime degenerate scum.
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>>61570612
Me on the left
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ah err fuck oh ahh
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>>61570619
We're all here on a Friday night mate
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>janny wants to delete this
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>>61570648
that's ok, janny, you're fine. don't go to the local McDonalds tomorrow.
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australians also drink small foamy beers, learned something new today
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>>61570636
비트 인종 차별
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What's the point of referendums when they don't even accept the result?
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>>61570614
You bastards voted out, you ARE leaving.

If necessary your voting rights can be removed until you leave.
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https://youtu.be/rF6L7FERWek?t=9m1s

really makes you think
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Ok so here is the explanation of one of my exes, let's call her crazy chloe, CC for short.

I was working as a dj at what passes for an elternative music venue (played non chart music 1 night per week and even that was 60's,70's & 80's rock that let the oldies have a dance and a kiss on the dancefloor)

One night when I wasn't on shift, this girl came in and it was like that scene in wayne's world where garth sees the girl in the diner and falls off his chair, this girl was fucking amazing, thick thighs but not fat, tanned but not orange, just fit as fuck and she was with this guy who it turned out a few of my friends knew and they introduced us, I risked a few glances at her and she was looking back at me.

A few months later I heard they split up and two days later got a friends request on normiebook.

Within a few days she'd asked me out for drinks then changed it to pre-drinks at mine then out, then changed it to drinks and a movie at mine with her staying over and promising some weird kinky sex.

I should have known, I should have run but I couldn't, not this goddess, she had to be mine, I had to feel the envy when I marched her into bars and men would look at me with unfathomable hatred, yes she was only barely legal and yes she was closer to my son's age than me but she was legal and she was mine.

cont...
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ah yes
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>>61570652
the eu actually wants us out apparently.
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ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE NATION
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>>61570636
Do you have any Binnie arse webms?
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Why is the janny deleting posts about my Korean gf?
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lel

someone just said "i'm howling" on my group chat
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>>61570688
It's a poll with a big sample size
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>>61570688
"they" are just pooperplundered leftists. they have no power beyond calling everyone who disagrees with them a racist and/or xenophobe
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>>61570730
at the moon?
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>>61570706
Really makes you think
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it appears the current janitor likes karen but not kpop

thats ok
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wtf everyone in my general are sleeping

can i post here pls?
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>>61570659
Nadal wins
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>>61570740
at something very funny i posted actually
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>>61570754
yes
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>>61570747
that's not ok
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>>61570747
I was beginning to think that it was specifically kpop but jpop is included
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i'm sorry but if we leave the EU I will be taking my talents to australia
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>>61570754
no
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>>61570754
Of course esti

You are always welcome
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>>61570754
Do you know an Estonian girl called Dianna who currently lives in Berlin?
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TIM DO YOU NEED HELP
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>>61570708
they're saying that to avoid using the results as leverage to bargain a better deal. the EU know they're fucked if britain leave as britain will have drawn up every document required for any country to leave the EU, which was one of the biggest deterrents for other countries leaving
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>>61570678
False. If Movies/TV has taught me anything, drink massive oil cans of Fosters. Also, they carry big knives, wrestle crocs, fight over guzzalene in heavily modified vehicles and sleep on roads.
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DEATH TO ANIME DEGENERATES.
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>>61570754
Yes! Refugees Welcome!
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>>61570766
The sailors will be disappointed
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White """""people""""""
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>>61570754
If you want to get banned, yeah carry on.
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jannys thoughts on perfume please?
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just got back from a cheeky mountain climbing sesh lads, AMA
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>>61570802
On behalf of every intelligent person in the UK - thank goodness!!!!!
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>>61570778
kek
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>>61570691
When they leave English won't be an official EU language. How's your Gaelic Seamus?
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>>61570765
whats the difference lol
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>>61570803
I think they're great oh shit
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>>61570793
no u
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>>61570813
oh ye remember you saying yesterday you were doing that

which mountain m8
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>>61570785
watching an australian film rn which proves otherwise, just 33cl glasses like here
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>>61570825
bloody racist
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>>61570822
DENTIST HELP HELPPER
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hi timothy james byrne here.
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>>61570774
>Estonian girl
>Dianna


and no i dont
>>61570761
>>61570771
>>61570772
>>61570774
>>61570799
ty for you (You)s

anyway ill post here, this thread is /comfy/
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>>61570850
heeey x
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at precisely 1:00am (GMT+1) I will be going downstairs to get some crisps and maybe, dare I say it, some chocolate AND/OR beer
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in the new york state of mind lads
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>>61570797
requesting image of lad on snapchat saying "the things id do to that arse x"
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>>61570803
Kashiyuka <3
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>>61570850
ah, a bio oil afficionado, like myself
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>>61570882
get all three
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>>61570824
Is this really true? If so it would mean there would no longer be translators translating to English for the Irish MEPs
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he's here - volume 2 (extra horrific edition)

https://mega.nz/#F!fh1iEDSS!Nq5WmJq09PUcZ6Uyft0VUg
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Test
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>>61570882
>chocolate and alcohol before bed

hello reflux
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5jo75B3bA

time to get comfy desu
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>>61570862
>this thread is /comfy/

you are sorely mistaken
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>>61570862
do not ignore me you piece of shit
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>>61570903
virus do not look
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>>61570825
Jpop is more patrician than kpop garbage
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>>61570887
say no more senpai

probably the best pic of me out there 2bh
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opened another beer
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>>61570838
Mt Larcom m8, near Gladstone (i was born there being the absolute madman i am), it was beautiful but very cold and windy

pic of me and my very VERY cheeky wank hand
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>>61570704

So me and CC were going great, she was young, attractive to the point of it being obvious that she must be damaged mentally to be with me and I was loving it.
By the 3rd "date" she'd pretty much moved in, she even brought over this little cricket bat which she had me paddle her with then jam the handle up her arse without lube while she cried daddy (that should have been another warning sign but nope, I was too busy enjoying this toy that the gods had given me to play with)

I casually mentioned one day that one seat on one of my sofas looked to be a little worn and that I should consider getting a new sofa.

Went to work a few days later and got home to find she'd dragged that sofa outside to be taken to the tip, in order to get it out the door she'd slashed it with a knife to get the stuffing out, making it impossible to undo the decision.

Not a problem I said to myself, only a sofa, look at her, she's worth getting a new sofa for.

Then she asked when we could have kids as I had one and she wanted us to have a proper family to call our own, it had been a month, a fucking month.

cont...
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>>61570796
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>>61570824
It will be an official language, that was enshrined in the treaty of the European union where it was repeated as a working language of the union. And the notification article in the treaty on the functioning of the european union regarding official languges is irrelevant once its been notified.
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>>61570910
AH SHIT IT'S THE WRONG FINAL
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>>61570484
I thought we had to bow down tok all old people's political views because they may have shot a gun at someone 60 years ago
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>July 2016
>consuming alcohol

wtf lads
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>>61570923
what beers did u get f︃am?

>>61570905
this kpop appears to onyhave 1 leg???
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>>61570885
so, exorbitantly high tax rates and a plunging economy with mass emigration?
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>>61570888
This nederlad is great
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>>61570951
got 12 carlsberg exports

they're alri, got a higher alcohol % than regular carlsberg
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>>61570952
*slaps your back*
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>>61570952
>>61570921
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>>61570614
>no proof
Why are Remaniacs still out in force?

No one wants another referendum and neither major party denies that the referendum is binding
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>>61570961
more like nerdlad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eijc2tGe-zM
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>>61570925
hahaha nice photo of u and the gf xx
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>>61570797
Blonde girls with FIT bodies like those are made for sex
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> bah! I would never sully my defined pure body with your poisonous liquids otherwise known as "alcohol", fools!
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>>61570980
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Why would they call a referendum when they're not even going to commit to the result?

How can they do that?
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>northern irish '''''''''people''''''''

https://youtu.be/XckDlD0OM8s
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>>61570997
Allah forbids it, pbuh
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>>61570900
It was rumoured which I find hilarious because it means they've forgotten the Irish exist.
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>>61570978
Ermm what? Actually nobody says the referendum is binding as it objectively isn't, it's legally classed as advisory
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this janny tho
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>>61571007
what happened to brexit lad?
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July 2nd. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organisation. Every muscle must be tight.
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>>61570923
LITERALLY drank beers lasthe night

Take it from me, your head will hurt in the morning
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>>61571037
last the night?
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>>61571011
honestly quite rude
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>>61571037
don't worry i've done this plenty of times before, you could call me an expert
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>>61571033
t. Thomas Mair
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http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/article-50

The favourite says we will invoke Article 50 in 2018, or later, or NOT AT ALL.

So fucking infuriating.
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>>61571025
Both parties have said they will abide by the referendum
No one wants another aside from the Remongs
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>>61571074
did it work? x
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ber smells like weed
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>>61571011
kek
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>>61571030
It's been canceled.

Turns out that the referendum was just a prank.
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Poleaboo has cleansed, exfoliated and taken his daily dosage of Anti-Androgen

He's ready for bed now
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>>61571065
And? The bookies got the referendum wrong in he first place lol
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>>61571087
we have to wait and see
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>>61571089
amigos mentioned
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sick of these fascists who want to go through with the EU referendum vote even though it's not legally binding
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in Quebec lads
Feels odd everyone speaking foreign
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>>61571020
>>61570935
>>61570900

http://www.politico.eu/article/english-will-not-be-an-official-eu-language-after-brexit-senior-mep/
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>>61571074
that's a KPOP

JANNNY
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>>61571051
Last night*
Sorry teacher.

>>61571051
Well well well I hope you know what you're doing.
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Oh blimey

What now lads?
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>this twat falseflagging about article 50
sad mate. sad.
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>>61571140
wish i new

had like 40 of these and still not sent a message haha
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>>61570926
so life seemed perfect whenever she wasn't talking, she was beautiful in a way that no other girl could come close to but god damn, when she talked, the most crazy shit would come out. Turned out her family had paid for a private therapist for her who she saw once a week who validated all her mental thoughts in exchange for money.

after the sofa it was the fire place, the fire was broken and I said it would be cool to have an open fire instead. Within a week I went to work and came back to find she'd ripped my gas fire out of the fireplace without even checking the gas was capped off, this was turning into a problem but I couldn't tell her no, she was gorgeous and tongued my arsehole on command.

Then it was the walls, she decided we should redecorate and just started picking wallpaper off in random places in each room.

Then she told me it was time to meet her family.

Cont...
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hello, yes, I am the I don't understand how probabilities work
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>>61571137
I do, but I don't think you do

you are a pair of curtains lad
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>tim has a better phone and laptop than me

'ck's sake
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>>61571011
>liam neeson is from north ireland

learn something knew every day
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My name is Poleaboo. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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>>61571065
I'd just like to point out that it includes 3 options.

It would be nice to see the odds for 'not at all' on its own.
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>>61570926
Skip the boring parts mate

Describe what it was like shagging the life out of her and playing with her massive chebs
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>>61571074
Ban this sick filth
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nice weekend ahead lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CPYYVXIhWk
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>>61571140
check she still has a head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7958NXulcw
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>>61571178
doxxed :)
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>>61571142
Remainians are still out in force apparently
Got to let every on know how they are very bad goyim
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>>61571145
this haha
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>>61571150
be you'reself
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https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qqzyb/its_not_undemocratic_to_resist_the_brexit_result/

oh my fucking lord these delusional cunts
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>>61571203
make me
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have no intention of living long enough to see next christmas
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>>61571185
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THAT'S A SMART CAMERA, TIM
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>Bonitais a feminine given name as well as a word meaning "pretty, cute" in Spanish and Portuguese.

She's having a laugh right
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>>61571204
Not fucking reading all that fuck off
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>>61571188
come and find me bb, u wan sum fuk?
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>>61571263
no
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>>61571231
i want you out of business
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>>61571212
I already have x
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>>61571234
eeew
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>>61571271
The real treasure was inside me all along :D
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need to fuck an overweight girl before I die
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I'm a tranvestite British Pakistani Muslim and it's my right to perform
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what did /brit/ vote in referendum?
did most of you vote bremain like the normie brit youth?
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reddittors have the same mind as 4channers except they have their shit together
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Want some so called 'abing abing' desu
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https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qupj9/why_is_brexit_still_a_thing/

Holy fucking shit. What's wrong with people?
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*flicks out the selfie stick*

Come on lads, everyone huddle in
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>>61571204
>blah blah voters are dumb because they voted for the thing I don't like, but if they voted my way then it would be perfect democracy
>we should have aristocrats make all the important decisions and leave only meaningless token things to the people.
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>>61571119
The language notified is part of the 'Treaty on the functioning of the european union', English cannot be removed without a unanimous vote by the council.
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>>61571310
*wraps it round your head*

TWAT
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went to type hotmail but accidentally typed hotmale haha what am i like
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>>61571295
leave
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>>61571312
lmao
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>>61571284
my work here is done
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>>61571334
bit bent
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>>61571146
Turned out her dad was in his 70's and had gotten some teen model pregnant and this woman I was fucking was the result, she had daddy issues beyond anything I knew how to cope with, it just made the whole thing fucking weird and she was gradually destroying my house.

One night at the bar, a girl I'd fucked a few times way back was needing a place to stay after an argument with her family and I told her she could crash on my sofa.

CC went berserk and told me it was pretty much cheating on her.

Seized the opportunity and sacked her, put her stuff outside for her to collect and fucked the arse off the other girl instead.

I still have photos to remind me of the hottest girl I'd ever have but that's all I want, I'm glad she's gone and is the reason I won't let girls move in, that's when the mask slips and the crazy leaks out.
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>>61571295
The "remain youth" didn't actually vote
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>>61571345
Now I just have to violently rip it out of my chest

pliers should do
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>abing abing
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>>61571334
gay is what you is
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boggles my mind that Ecuador couldn't think of a better name for themselves
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>>61571295
brexit because i unironically hate pakis
>>
impressive
*reclines*
most impressive
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really like australian girls desu
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>>61571353
>>61571373
some rather homophobic posts here lads, be careful around it

Obviously Brexiters, I have informed Scotland Yard of this behavior
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>>61571151
Listen mate, only wanna tell you once, and I don't like doing it in front of all these other Anon but listen here matey boy...chat shit, get banged. If you chat chit, you'll get that Juan bang
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>>61571371
this is the 2nd time you have fedora'd me
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farts smell like wet dog lads
>>
dogs smell like wet fart lads
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>>61571367
I was being mensaphorikal :[]
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>>61571407
juan bang does plenty
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>>61571424
good observation
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>>61571296
Naw they don't
If you meet them in real life they are slimy and weird

If anything 4chaners are more "normal" because they are like onions an hide their true feelings under a ton of layers
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just remembered that i said i was gonna not do a drink that often any more

oops
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>>61571445
ty
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQkHg-SEMY

going down the gangnam avenue, you lads want anything?
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>>61571405
do you have a sister
>>
*unwraps cheeseburger*
impressive
*swallows it*
*hearty beltch*
*shart self a little bit*
very impressive
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>>61571460
kqt on the rebound
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>>61571364
but i read that youth voted 75% remain

>>61571384
but pakis arent even EU, the poles are those who got bullied the most
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>reddit
FUCK OFF
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*takes myself to one side and has a word with myself*
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>>61571433
now you tell me :/
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>>61571462
yea right here
*slaps your cheek with my willy*
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>>61571503
not what i meant you sissy
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>>61571488
Lol no
Only 30-40% of the youth even voted and most of those were on the Leave side since they cared more
>>
alri
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>>61571520
*shoves you against the wall*

what the fuck did you just call me you euro poof you wanna have a go mate i'll fucking deck you
>>
I voted to leave with strong convictions
This was not a little englander vote. This was a vote to destroy the neo-liberal, ultra elitist, democracy slaying, job killing, borderless shitshow that is the EU, and could have potentially become the United States of Europe. Let me be clear, the USE is a bad fucking idea, creating another global super power that is agressively expansionist would lead to a war. This was a vote for Greece, Italy, Spain and Portugal, that voted for anti austerity governments, and had austerity imposed on them in a fanatical obsession to keep the euro a competitive currency. The prosperity of Germany, France and other well-off countries using the euro depended on the austerity of the Mediterranean area.
This was a vote that accepted that there's going to be a post-brexit shitshow, but in the long term, it will be for the good of Europe, the best continent in the world. Europe I love, every country, language and culture. it's the people running it that I hate.
But in this post-brexit clown fiesta, a lot of jobs are potentially just going into the shitter, and my older brother's job could be one of them.
He's an environmental scientist, his lab relied on EU funding. If the brexit negotiation cabinet decides to forsake his lab (and others up and down the country) I am going to get really, really fucking depressed.
Even then, if I voted remain the result would be the same but still, I've said it many times and I'll say it again, there was no happy ending for this referendum no matter which way it went. It has opened a can of worms and thrown it up into a ceiling fan.
I'm starting to get the hysterical reaction from young people now. There has been zero guarantees of anything.
I just dunno what to think anymore. I'm tired, stayed up all night last night, everything is changing so fast. if there was ever a British Revolution, this is it.
History has been made and I was on the winning side, but it just feels so empty.
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>>61571355
If this was true, you'd be the most pathetic man ever
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>>61571544
same
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>>61571488
>but i read that youth voted 75% remain

less than 30% of 18-25 year olds eligible to vote actually went out and voted remain
>>
*trips over with a boner, bending my willy against the ground*


mmmm yes very good
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>>61571544
didnt read lol
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>>61571530
>most of those were on the Leave side since they cared more
this part isn't true
75% did vote remain
>>
love it when some earthworm tries to engage me on the topic of brexit and I destroy them utterly with my encyclopedic knowledge of westminster politics
>>
>>61571541
*holds you back*

you can't go back to prison ed
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>>61571544
Wow hey thanks for your great post that really helps
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>>61571574
good post
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you can send me on a course i can do some basic training
but when it comes to work im abstaining
i told them i trained as a deep diver
and my last career was a professional skiver
this i didn't help i could tell by his demeanor
because he offered me work as a professional cleaner
>>
Literally what the fuck is a European identity? I see it floated around every so often, but it doesn't mean anything.
>>
did everyone enjoy Orchestr/a/ Second Season?
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>>61571605
*looks back at you and nods, pulling my arm out of your grip*

yea he wasn't worth it anyway mate, let's go find some shelias

*walks off into the crowd*
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What's the meaning of this Brits?
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>love it when some earthworm tries to engage me on the topic of brexit and I destroy them utterly with my encyclopedic knowledge of westminster politics
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Fuck the EU
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>>61571635
i see your poo floating aroudn so often lad HAHAHAHAHAAH fucking owned you cunt
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>>61571659
heh, another subhuman falls right into my trap

*flicks through The Prince*
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>tfw no jillaroo gf
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>>61571656
all Brits are eunuchs
>>
fuck the Queen
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>Fuck the EU
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> toilet paper rips in the middle of poo wipe*
> fingers covered in poo now

mummyyyyyy i got poo poo on my fingerrrrrs
>>
Fiddle with things incessantly lads.

Fix this behavioural problem for me please.
>>
>>61571702
can this post get you in jail?
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>>61571671
fucking hell mate calm down
>>
fuck the thing
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>>61571725
No, the Queen is white
>>
Michael Goves face vaguely reminds me of someone.... can't remember who tho
>>
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>ENJOY YOUR NEWCASTLE
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>>61571697
>>
Had someone come in to a job interview. He was a guy in his 40s and he parked in the car park in front of the building but he was dressed in a T-Shirt and shorts.
Then he started getting changed into his suit inside the car. The whole office could see him getting changed out the window...
Feel sorry for this guy
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466774380521.webm
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>>61571706
haha we left though ya paki, unlucky.
>>
>heh, another subhuman falls right into my trap

>*flicks through The Prince*
>>
consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation the noun
>>
>>61571635
Its the same as British Identity but with Europe in place of britain.
>>
>>61571729
Nah
>>
>>61571754
ah yes listening to people laughing is the pinnacle of comedy
>>
Lads there's a girl who likes me and I don't know how to take things further with her. I know she likes me, she flirts with me a lot. But I just don't know what to do next, lads. Help me out here please
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>>61571751
Oh Jesus this will be me when I get inevitably get fired from my current job
Middle aged NEET with no social graces and an uncanny ability to embarrass myself
>>
tired of the hydraulic press gimmick now lads
>>
Cocker Spaniels are master race of dogs
>>
Take her out somewhere, hit on her really bluntly and then go for the kill.
>>
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>
bump limit reached

ah yes time for 1 post an hour and janny going mad
>>
how DEAR you
>>
ah yes v-
two secs boys
*takes phone out and answers it*
alright ed how's it going mate
ed?
ed are you crying pal? you alright? ed??
*the line goes dead*

erm, gonna have to shoot off lads, sorry

see ya tomorrow
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>>61571751
hope you gave him the job
>>
>>61571818
Here we have a tired anon. It is very dangeroos and may attack at any time, so we must deal with it.

[spoiler]me too[/spoiler]
>>
>>61571813
are you atleast flirting with her?
>>
ffs just remembered that I forgot to take out some debug code from my commit before I left work

why now
>>
>>61571813
wipe your arse with your hand and then slap her in the face with your poopy hand
>>
>>61571902
*fires you*
>>
>https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qqzyb/its_not_undemocratic_to_resist_the_brexit_result/

>It's not undemocratic to resist the Brexit result

>2142 upvotes

Ahh yes, very impressive.
>>
roof is literally leaking onto my bed

wales is such a third world country for fuck sake wish i was back in england
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>>61571937
that lasted long
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time for bed

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467322451663.webm
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I should probably get ready for bed
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>>61571951
>>61571959
same desu

very tired
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The people dismissing the result and wanting it to be ignored are really getting to me, lads.

We won fair and square, it's the first time I felt hope and now people are calling for it be ignored.
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>>61571878
It's not up to me, my manager does the recruitment.
I hope I don't end up with that job later, I'm really awkward
>>
>>61571950
nationalism is a funny concept
>>
>>61571959
yeah same h...

same hh...

same hhhHAAAAAAAAAAAATCHOO

sorry, same here
>>
>>61571902
*injects*
hehe get stuxnetted kid
>>
>>61571979
why should we listen to a degenerate anime idiot?
>>
night lads
>>
>>61572000

bless you
>>
>>61571930
this is a parliamentary democracy bud
>>
you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up
>>
>>61571959
no you shouldn't
>>
>>61572020
grow up
>>
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gonna do a cheeky 8 hour nap
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>>61572060
*deletes this*
>>
ugh gotta spend £45 on train tickets

better get fucking expenses for this
>>
>>61572071
where you going
>>
>>61572095
surrey
>>
woah
>>
>>61572106
just drive shithouse
>>
I hope you all spared a thought for the Battle of the Somme today.
>>
>>61572134
don't have insurance on ""my"" car
and it's 3 hours away from where i am anyway now
>>
Why one Earth is there not a Make Anime Real Party?
>>
have retieved from my trip to the kitcken:

1x packet of ready salted crisps
1x packet of Cadbury animals
1x 300ml amstel bier
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>>61572154
fuck off i'm bored with you
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>>61572178
same
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Just found an old iPod that I used a couple of years ago. I used to transfer photos that I found on here onto it. Fucking hell did I have an obsession with Chloe Moretz and Rose. Didn't think it was that bad.
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>>61572149
it was on the mind for most of the day.

so many our young lads wiped from history in 12 hours.
>>
>>61572106
>>61572154
sounds quite expensive for a 3 hour trip wew
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>>61572212
i'm not going to where my car is

where i'm going is like 2 hours 30 mins on the train

trains are expensive here
>>
>>61572212
renationalise the railways desu
>>
>>61572264
calm down ed
>>
Done a brush teeth and a get undressed and a get into bed and a open the lappytoppy and a post in /brit
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>>61572288
wish i didn't spill lucozade over my laptop so i could still do this ;_;
>>
doing a wank followed by my bed
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>>61572302
is your bed doing a wank haha
>>
>>61572071
The rail system in the UK is a fucking joke compared to the rest of Europe.

I went to Holland a while ago and I literally glided on a train that looked like it was made in 2030 and had a 10 minute journey WITH stops when my destination was 20 or more minutes away.

I paid like 3 euro's.
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WHAT A GIRL WANTS
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
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>>61572322
haha
>>
>>61572106
Wew I live in Berkshire.

Fancy a visitor? :^)
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>>61572300
*holds a candlelit vigil for your laptop*
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>>61572358
will be in guildford for 2 days in a hotel paid for by my work

i'm sure i can take a visitor
>>
>>61572375
i appreciate the sentiment, but it can't bring it back :c
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>show in stock only
>This item is out of stock
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>>61572427
don't underestimate my black magics

note the arrangement of the candles
>>
MOTHERFUCKING (cadbury's) ANIMALS
>>
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>worked 5.5 hours today
>earn 5 odd pound an hour
>spent 20 odd pound on travel, lunch and medication for heyfever
>had to work from 6 till midnight

That awful shift paid for 20 minutes of spending.
>>
>>61572190
me in the bath
>>
>>61572477
nice tits
>>
>>61572469
>earn 5 odd pound an hour
What?
>>
>there's only orange flavour left

literally no one likes orange flavour. just stop making them.
>>
>>61572511
thankyou, I blossomed last spring x
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>>61572394
Fuck that's TOO close.

Sorry I'm too nervous now.
>>
>reply to normie with the hope that he's gone to bed and won't reply until the morning
>he replies immediately
>don't know how to reply
fuck it lads
>>
what are those power cables called
the ones with a dozen different ends and you can adjust the voltage
the name escapes me
>>
>>61572555
details, details
>>
>>61572555
>Friday night
>>
>>61572569
im very sorry i wish it was exciting but its just about the wales game desu
>>
>>61572512
I'm under 21 (I'm 20) and it's a part time job.

Load of shit innit.
>>
>>61572589
I demand particulars

We can help you
>>
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>>61572589
Send him pic related
>>
Going to bed lads
>>
When I met you in the summer
To my heartbeat sound
We fell in love
As the leaves turned brown
>>
night lads x
>>
>>61572609
ok the "conversation" has basically gone:
>did u see the wales game?
>yeh it was sick, think we can get to the final
>cool i was in the fanzone
really hope he isn't lurking that would be weird and i know hes a channer
>>
>>61572639
>>61572679
Night x
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Let the teabag sit in my green tea and forgot about it and now it's too strong
>>
>>61572679
>>61572639
goodnight lads
>>
buying bf 10k gp
>>
And we could be together baby
As long as skies are blue
You act so innocent now
But you lied so soon
When I met you in the summer
>>
don't let the bed bugs bite
>>
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>PAGE SIX
>STILL NO NEW THREAD
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNYYY
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Real yank hours
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>>61572781
>>61572781
janny on the right
>>
>>61572781
No one has even tried tbf
>>
>>61572804
good... good... looks like the runts are starting to learn
*rubs hands*
>>
new bread?
>>
>>61572783
not quite yet desu
>>
went to the store kind of depressed and bought a bunch of vodka and ice cream and almost bought cookies but put them back and i intended on just destroying myself tonight but now that ive gotten home ive decided that ill just get a moderate amount of these things in that way i dont wake up feeling like shit tomorrow hehe
>>
>>61572835
i will do it
>>
*inquisitive stare followed by a hesitant head shake*
>>
>>61572842
what a sentence
>>
>>61572781
They're conditioning us to try and make threads reach over 1000 posts, which they tried to do before.
>>
>>61572840
>5:52pm

West coast best coast
>>
>>61572922
haha i can see my post :33333
>>
>Computers acting up and making devilish white noise whenever I open a video.

Fucking scares me t b h.
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>>61572931
>>
>>61572931
what is that
>>
>>61572948
I said 'virus do not click' mate you should've listened
>>
>>61572931
black chode haha
>>
>>61572931
SMALL
>>
new

>>61572981
>>
>>61572984
BLACK
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>>61573003
WILLIES
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