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disneyland edition
karen
janny's gonna do his NUT
caran
in memory of >>61570264
getting real fuckin tired of this hot pocket smuggler lads
https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ
Ahh yes
>tfw want to post a picture or karen but don't want to get banned
no one captured the essence of what it was like to be a lower middle class lad coming of age in the early to mid 00s like Hard-Fi and The Streets
>>61570338
THIS 2BH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA
>tfw you weren't born in time to experience late 80/early 90s acid house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emDEFtJIjy0
Just voted Labor in the house of reps and Greens in the senate :^)
>>61570402
>>61570404
hmmmm
>>61570402
>ayyyy
Lmao
Need to borrow some yuan lads help me out
>>61570404
is the full pic lewd
>>61570443
>Voting in the upper house
Feel physically ill
>>61570451
Got 4k yen on my desk m8 is that any good
https://youtu.be/9nbQPZ-k9_Y
me, the gf and the gf's mum
Didn't realise Australia has an election?? Thought it was all run by the queen or summat aha
>>61570415
literally this
>>61570473
what's that? 20p?
>>61570454
idk
just was aware the janitor was literally banning people for posting karen earlier
>tfw will have to wait for confused.jpeg karen pic to be posted again
>>61570494
sounds about right ye
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/article-50
We voted for nothing, lads.
Bookies say Article 50 won't get invoked.
>>61570474
hmm really makes you think
this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me i'd never amount to nuttin
>>61570495
>>61570473
Enough for the 254 yuan one get in
*nicks it*
>>61570511
Ahhh yes, the bookies again
very impressive
I've been crawling on my belly. Clearing out what could've been.
anybody got a link for google?
really want to do a search
http://www.strawpoll.me/10642562
http://www.strawpoll.me/10642562
poll of very little importance
>>61570484
>right wing
>blairite
have they even done the most basic of research?
Needles to say, I took drugs.
>>61570511
Bookies got the referendum wrong
Bookies got the general election wrong
>>61570537
depends, what do you want to search
>>61570527
>>61570537
Google.nl
>>61570527
we are on thin ice my pedigree chum
power keeps going out
not sure if it's my house or my service provider
What is a Blairite?
is janny still going mental hahaha fucking hell that's a long reee
>>61570511
the same bookies that said we would remain? :^)
hahaha SEX party haha
>>61570474
>Peter Hitchens will one day pass away
>You will one day have listened to every single one of his talks, debates and interviews, never to hear anything new from him again
>>61570566
Call Edison or whoever. But first check your boxes and fuses and check outside to make sure no one is siphoning
>>61570562
oh dare
*does a press up*
YEAH WHAT CUNT, WHAT? YOU FUCKING WANT SOME?
It looks like they're not going to accept the referendum results.
I'm so fucking pissed.
>>61570562
>>61570527
>>61570495
he's won't be too happy about these posts, haha!
Janny delets posts of shitposters on friday night. He must be a very lonely person I think.
>>61570614
Link?
>>61570537
https://www.askjeeves.com
>>61570559
thanks lad, got a lot of zoekens I want to zoeken
>>61570619
EVEN IVAN HATES HIM
PROBABLY REMINDS HIM OF HIS LOCAL COMMISSAR
>>61570614
The EU will make you do referendums till they get the result they want
>>61570619
i recall he does it for no monetary compensation
might rewatch the 2008 wimbledon final
>>61570495
good desu.
hope he bans every one of you anime degenerate scum.
>>61570612
Me on the left
ah err fuck oh ahh
>>61570619
We're all here on a Friday night mate
>janny wants to delete this
>>61570648
that's ok, janny, you're fine. don't go to the local McDonalds tomorrow.
australians also drink small foamy beers, learned something new today
>>61570636
비트 인종 차별
What's the point of referendums when they don't even accept the result?
>>61570614
You bastards voted out, you ARE leaving.
If necessary your voting rights can be removed until you leave.
https://youtu.be/rF6L7FERWek?t=9m1s
really makes you think
Ok so here is the explanation of one of my exes, let's call her crazy chloe, CC for short.
I was working as a dj at what passes for an elternative music venue (played non chart music 1 night per week and even that was 60's,70's & 80's rock that let the oldies have a dance and a kiss on the dancefloor)
One night when I wasn't on shift, this girl came in and it was like that scene in wayne's world where garth sees the girl in the diner and falls off his chair, this girl was fucking amazing, thick thighs but not fat, tanned but not orange, just fit as fuck and she was with this guy who it turned out a few of my friends knew and they introduced us, I risked a few glances at her and she was looking back at me.
A few months later I heard they split up and two days later got a friends request on normiebook.
Within a few days she'd asked me out for drinks then changed it to pre-drinks at mine then out, then changed it to drinks and a movie at mine with her staying over and promising some weird kinky sex.
I should have known, I should have run but I couldn't, not this goddess, she had to be mine, I had to feel the envy when I marched her into bars and men would look at me with unfathomable hatred, yes she was only barely legal and yes she was closer to my son's age than me but she was legal and she was mine.
cont...
ah yes
>>61570652
the eu actually wants us out apparently.
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE NATION
>>61570636
Do you have any Binnie arse webms?
Why is the janny deleting posts about my Korean gf?
lel
someone just said "i'm howling" on my group chat
>>61570688
It's a poll with a big sample size
>>61570688
"they" are just pooperplundered leftists. they have no power beyond calling everyone who disagrees with them a racist and/or xenophobe
>>61570730
at the moon?
>>61570706
Really makes you think
it appears the current janitor likes karen but not kpop
thats ok
wtf everyone in my general are sleeping
can i post here pls?
>>61570659
Nadal wins
>>61570740
at something very funny i posted actually
>>61570754
yes
>>61570747
that's not ok
>>61570747
I was beginning to think that it was specifically kpop but jpop is included
i'm sorry but if we leave the EU I will be taking my talents to australia
>>61570754
Of course esti
You are always welcome
>>61570754
Do you know an Estonian girl called Dianna who currently lives in Berlin?
TIM DO YOU NEED HELP
>>61570708
they're saying that to avoid using the results as leverage to bargain a better deal. the EU know they're fucked if britain leave as britain will have drawn up every document required for any country to leave the EU, which was one of the biggest deterrents for other countries leaving
>>61570678
False. If Movies/TV has taught me anything, drink massive oil cans of Fosters. Also, they carry big knives, wrestle crocs, fight over guzzalene in heavily modified vehicles and sleep on roads.
DEATH TO ANIME DEGENERATES.
>>61570754
Yes! Refugees Welcome!
>>61570766
The sailors will be disappointed
White """""people""""""
>>61570754
If you want to get banned, yeah carry on.
jannys thoughts on perfume please?
just got back from a cheeky mountain climbing sesh lads, AMA
>>61570802
On behalf of every intelligent person in the UK - thank goodness!!!!!
>>61570778
kek
>>61570691
When they leave English won't be an official EU language. How's your Gaelic Seamus?
>>61570765
whats the difference lol
>>61570803
I think they're great oh shit
>>61570793
no u
>>61570813
oh ye remember you saying yesterday you were doing that
which mountain m8
>>61570785
watching an australian film rn which proves otherwise, just 33cl glasses like here
>>61570825
bloody racist
>>61570822
DENTIST HELP HELPPER
hi timothy james byrne here.
>>61570774
>Estonian girl
>Dianna
and no i dont
>>61570761
>>61570771
>>61570772
>>61570774
>>61570799
ty for you (You)s
anyway ill post here, this thread is /comfy/
>>61570850
heeey x
at precisely 1:00am (GMT+1) I will be going downstairs to get some crisps and maybe, dare I say it, some chocolate AND/OR beer
in the new york state of mind lads
>>61570797
requesting image of lad on snapchat saying "the things id do to that arse x"
>>61570803
Kashiyuka <3
>>61570850
ah, a bio oil afficionado, like myself
>>61570882
get all three
>>61570824
Is this really true? If so it would mean there would no longer be translators translating to English for the Irish MEPs
he's here - volume 2 (extra horrific edition)
https://mega.nz/#F!fh1iEDSS!Nq5WmJq09PUcZ6Uyft0VUg
Test
>>61570882
>chocolate and alcohol before bed
hello reflux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5jo75B3bA
time to get comfy desu
>>61570862
>this thread is /comfy/
you are sorely mistaken
>>61570862
do not ignore me you piece of shit
>>61570903
virus do not look
>>61570825
Jpop is more patrician than kpop garbage
>>61570887
say no more senpai
probably the best pic of me out there 2bh
opened another beer
>>61570838
Mt Larcom m8, near Gladstone (i was born there being the absolute madman i am), it was beautiful but very cold and windy
pic of me and my very VERY cheeky wank hand
>>61570704
So me and CC were going great, she was young, attractive to the point of it being obvious that she must be damaged mentally to be with me and I was loving it.
By the 3rd "date" she'd pretty much moved in, she even brought over this little cricket bat which she had me paddle her with then jam the handle up her arse without lube while she cried daddy (that should have been another warning sign but nope, I was too busy enjoying this toy that the gods had given me to play with)
I casually mentioned one day that one seat on one of my sofas looked to be a little worn and that I should consider getting a new sofa.
Went to work a few days later and got home to find she'd dragged that sofa outside to be taken to the tip, in order to get it out the door she'd slashed it with a knife to get the stuffing out, making it impossible to undo the decision.
Not a problem I said to myself, only a sofa, look at her, she's worth getting a new sofa for.
Then she asked when we could have kids as I had one and she wanted us to have a proper family to call our own, it had been a month, a fucking month.
cont...
>>61570796
>>61570824
It will be an official language, that was enshrined in the treaty of the European union where it was repeated as a working language of the union. And the notification article in the treaty on the functioning of the european union regarding official languges is irrelevant once its been notified.
>>61570910
AH SHIT IT'S THE WRONG FINAL
>>61570484
I thought we had to bow down tok all old people's political views because they may have shot a gun at someone 60 years ago
>July 2016
>consuming alcohol
wtf lads
>>61570923
what beers did u get f︃am?
>>61570905
this kpop appears to onyhave 1 leg???
>>61570885
so, exorbitantly high tax rates and a plunging economy with mass emigration?
>>61570888
This nederlad is great
>>61570951
got 12 carlsberg exports
they're alri, got a higher alcohol % than regular carlsberg
>>61570952
*slaps your back*
>>61570952
>>61570921
>>61570614
>no proof
Why are Remaniacs still out in force?
No one wants another referendum and neither major party denies that the referendum is binding
>>61570961
more like nerdlad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eijc2tGe-zM
>>61570925
hahaha nice photo of u and the gf xx
>>61570797
Blonde girls with FIT bodies like those are made for sex
> bah! I would never sully my defined pure body with your poisonous liquids otherwise known as "alcohol", fools!
>>61570980
Why would they call a referendum when they're not even going to commit to the result?
How can they do that?
>northern irish '''''''''people''''''''
https://youtu.be/XckDlD0OM8s
>>61570997
Allah forbids it, pbuh
>>61570900
It was rumoured which I find hilarious because it means they've forgotten the Irish exist.
>>61570978
Ermm what? Actually nobody says the referendum is binding as it objectively isn't, it's legally classed as advisory
this janny tho
>>61571007
what happened to brexit lad?
July 2nd. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organisation. Every muscle must be tight.
>>61570923
LITERALLY drank beers lasthe night
Take it from me, your head will hurt in the morning
>>61571037
last the night?
>>61571011
honestly quite rude
>>61571037
don't worry i've done this plenty of times before, you could call me an expert
>>61571033
t. Thomas Mair
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/article-50
The favourite says we will invoke Article 50 in 2018, or later, or NOT AT ALL.
So fucking infuriating.
>>61571025
Both parties have said they will abide by the referendum
No one wants another aside from the Remongs
>>61571074
did it work? x
ber smells like weed
>>61571011
kek
>>61571030
It's been canceled.
Turns out that the referendum was just a prank.
Poleaboo has cleansed, exfoliated and taken his daily dosage of Anti-Androgen
He's ready for bed now
>>61571065
And? The bookies got the referendum wrong in he first place lol
>>61571087
we have to wait and see
>>61571089
amigos mentioned
sick of these fascists who want to go through with the EU referendum vote even though it's not legally binding
in Quebec lads
Feels odd everyone speaking foreign
>>61571020
>>61570935
>>61570900
http://www.politico.eu/article/english-will-not-be-an-official-eu-language-after-brexit-senior-mep/
>>61571074
that's a KPOP
JANNNY
>>61571051
Last night*
Sorry teacher.
>>61571051
Well well well I hope you know what you're doing.
Oh blimey
What now lads?
>this twat falseflagging about article 50
sad mate. sad.
>>61571140
wish i new
had like 40 of these and still not sent a message haha
>>61570926
so life seemed perfect whenever she wasn't talking, she was beautiful in a way that no other girl could come close to but god damn, when she talked, the most crazy shit would come out. Turned out her family had paid for a private therapist for her who she saw once a week who validated all her mental thoughts in exchange for money.
after the sofa it was the fire place, the fire was broken and I said it would be cool to have an open fire instead. Within a week I went to work and came back to find she'd ripped my gas fire out of the fireplace without even checking the gas was capped off, this was turning into a problem but I couldn't tell her no, she was gorgeous and tongued my arsehole on command.
Then it was the walls, she decided we should redecorate and just started picking wallpaper off in random places in each room.
Then she told me it was time to meet her family.
Cont...
hello, yes, I am the I don't understand how probabilities work
>>61571137
I do, but I don't think you do
you are a pair of curtains lad
>tim has a better phone and laptop than me
'ck's sake
>>61571011
>liam neeson is from north ireland
learn something knew every day
My name is Poleaboo. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>61571065
I'd just like to point out that it includes 3 options.
It would be nice to see the odds for 'not at all' on its own.
>>61570926
Skip the boring parts mate
Describe what it was like shagging the life out of her and playing with her massive chebs
>>61571074
Ban this sick filth
nice weekend ahead lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CPYYVXIhWk
>>61571140
check she still has a head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7958NXulcw
>>61571178
doxxed :)
>>61571142
Remainians are still out in force apparently
Got to let every on know how they are very bad goyim
>>61571145
this haha
>>61571150
be you'reself
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qqzyb/its_not_undemocratic_to_resist_the_brexit_result/
oh my fucking lord these delusional cunts
>>61571203
make me
have no intention of living long enough to see next christmas
>>61571185
THAT'S A SMART CAMERA, TIM
>Bonitais a feminine given name as well as a word meaning "pretty, cute" in Spanish and Portuguese.
She's having a laugh right
>>61571204
Not fucking reading all that fuck off
>>61571188
come and find me bb, u wan sum fuk?
>>61571231
i want you out of business
>>61571212
I already have x
>>61571234
eeew
>>61571271
The real treasure was inside me all along :D
need to fuck an overweight girl before I die
I'm a tranvestite British Pakistani Muslim and it's my right to perform
what did /brit/ vote in referendum?
did most of you vote bremain like the normie brit youth?
reddittors have the same mind as 4channers except they have their shit together
Want some so called 'abing abing' desu
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qupj9/why_is_brexit_still_a_thing/
Holy fucking shit. What's wrong with people?
*flicks out the selfie stick*
Come on lads, everyone huddle in
>>61571204
>blah blah voters are dumb because they voted for the thing I don't like, but if they voted my way then it would be perfect democracy
>we should have aristocrats make all the important decisions and leave only meaningless token things to the people.
>>61571119
The language notified is part of the 'Treaty on the functioning of the european union', English cannot be removed without a unanimous vote by the council.
>>61571310
*wraps it round your head*
TWAT
went to type hotmail but accidentally typed hotmale haha what am i like
>>61571295
leave
>>61571312
lmao
>>61571284
my work here is done
>>61571334
bit bent
>>61571146
Turned out her dad was in his 70's and had gotten some teen model pregnant and this woman I was fucking was the result, she had daddy issues beyond anything I knew how to cope with, it just made the whole thing fucking weird and she was gradually destroying my house.
One night at the bar, a girl I'd fucked a few times way back was needing a place to stay after an argument with her family and I told her she could crash on my sofa.
CC went berserk and told me it was pretty much cheating on her.
Seized the opportunity and sacked her, put her stuff outside for her to collect and fucked the arse off the other girl instead.
I still have photos to remind me of the hottest girl I'd ever have but that's all I want, I'm glad she's gone and is the reason I won't let girls move in, that's when the mask slips and the crazy leaks out.
>>61571295
The "remain youth" didn't actually vote
>>61571345
Now I just have to violently rip it out of my chest
pliers should do
>abing abing
>>61571334
gay is what you is
boggles my mind that Ecuador couldn't think of a better name for themselves
>>61571295
brexit because i unironically hate pakis
impressive
*reclines*
most impressive
really like australian girls desu
>>61571353
>>61571373
some rather homophobic posts here lads, be careful around it
Obviously Brexiters, I have informed Scotland Yard of this behavior
>>61571151
Listen mate, only wanna tell you once, and I don't like doing it in front of all these other Anon but listen here matey boy...chat shit, get banged. If you chat chit, you'll get that Juan bang
>>61571371
this is the 2nd time you have fedora'd me
farts smell like wet dog lads
dogs smell like wet fart lads
>>61571367
I was being mensaphorikal :[]
>>61571407
juan bang does plenty
>>61571424
good observation
>>61571296
Naw they don't
If you meet them in real life they are slimy and weird
If anything 4chaners are more "normal" because they are like onions an hide their true feelings under a ton of layers
just remembered that i said i was gonna not do a drink that often any more
oops
