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Lyle's edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFblDo6X-a8
cara is an uggo slag
araca
Cara looks like she pics up dirty homeless people to service homer butthole.
Should I start wearing volleys?? y/n
>>61563446
This desu
SHUT IT DOWN JANNY
>>61563354
FUCK OFF NO YANK EDITION
>>61563488
>volleys
i want those
thinking about filling a complaint against janny
How do you make your sandwich?
>>61563643
GOAT movie
>>61563446
Fuck off
>>61563643
place a slice of bread on each side of an object
>>61563643
>>61563680
What movie?
>>61563643
with me fat nob
why do Finns hate americans?
>>61563643
>>61563680
the fuck is this from? would love to look at that master chef on acid
thats the kind of dad i want to be desu
>>61563706
Finns hate everyone.
>>61563643
that looks delicious
>>61563706
everybody hates americans
So how's the anarchy and complete dismantling of British society since Brexit?
my manager at Tesco accused me of stealing from the till
>>61563611
Answer the question leaf
>>61563643
I prefer toast
>>61563706
I hate you.
>>61563643
what an incredibly convoluted way of making a cheese toasty.
>>61563761
are you the darkest employee?
>>61563701
>>61563712
>>61563737
why? i've done literally nothing wrong
why did no one tell me we had a new thread
>>61563769
the answer is yes
>you will never be australian
>>61563807
Cheers. Looks comfy.
Which area of the UK is most welcoming to Poles?
You want milk?
You want Lib Dems?
>>61563761
If they dont have any proof they cant do anything lad. If your manager starts being a twat go to their boss and say your being bullied, worked for me.
i hate all of you
>>61563807
thanks, downloading it now
Belgium's so called "golden generation"
Very impressive
>>61563862
Don't know, Poles are generally accepted all over in my experience.
Always nice people aswell although they don't generally learn English.
>>61563862
Peterborough and Boston
Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Og5Tg_Jyo
Soery guys, I've been busy the past couple days.
JF OUT
>>61563834
it's not like I like you or anything
>>61563862
No clue probably London because they love foreigners
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9PJ5tCcQY
>>61563862
Anywhere without poles currently
Like villages in Somerset
>>61563850
Then I'm buying a pair of them, you too lad
>>61563958
Wouldn't it be hard to find work in a rural area?
>>61563879
I don't think i've actually been '''accused'' yet
My till was apparently £10 short last week and they asked me questions about drive offs or vouchers for an 'investigation form'
If they actually think I've stolen would they have told me by now?
>>61563933
seriously considering a wank now
>>61563958
good lad good lad, keep the poles in the shitholes
>>61563891
They should stick to making beer
>>61563974
commute to a city. You can live in North Somerset and commute to Bristol 30 mins each way
alri
>>61563974
Loads of unskilled eastern euros go to the countryside to pick fruit desu
Boring, hard work, low wages and bad job security
>>61563933
that's a fancy a4 paper folder
>>61563862
Why do all your old women refuse to learn English?
I work at a charity shop and we get lots of old polish women and NONE of them speak a word of English. I know for a fact some of them have been coming for over a year and they still cant speak any English, WHY?
>>61564007
>Bristol
*voms*
>>61564013
I like brazil
>>61564037
*updates my chunder chart*
>>61563933
Would suck on those tiddies/10
>>61564037
*vams*
two keys made my nosebleed
SOMEBODY STOP ME BETTING MONEY
hating me because of my flag is racist
>>61564032
Old people find it hard to learn new things.
>>61564085
*stops you*
Anyone else register for labour to defend corbyns leadership?
business idea: stunt passenger planes
>>61564077
It's cut to fuck then
>>61564089
what if I love you for your flag?
>>61564128
also racist
>>61564106
I'll pay my £3 if there's a leadership election
Not gonna bother being a full member
>>61564100
wew thanks lad
Oops sorry.
I feel like Brits would just reek of limes.
>>61564045
are you retrarded? no offense intended
New gimmick:
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
>>61564166
Brazil seems like a nice place, just ruined by the people
LEADSOM
>>61564168
haha go on tell us lad don't be shy x
>>61564175
this can't be real
Rambo is out of the semifinals lads
>>61564175
I enjoyed reading this.
>Angela Eagle as PM
Kek, hardly a big hitter is she? At least get Tory benn to do it
>Failani
>>61564210
we're fucked if we get through
>>61564202
Best candidate
>>61564166
seems a fun place
>>61564175
>Reddit formatting
>>61564228
Just let Belgium through ffs
sister sent me this
business idea: a tie with a lead ball at the end. can be used like a zap
>>61564228
gl wales i love u x
>>61564228
Who can come off the bench to run the midfield?
>>61564240
She is. But I don't know if she's the candidate we deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgbHOsNIlHU
>>61564157
idgi
whats happened here
>>61564266
Pls I have them in my work sweepstake
>>61564222
She's the one with no aspirations but is just legitimate enough to be a credible opponent. This triggers the election and the real replacement will then stand to provide unity and leadership to challenge the Tories in 2020
Does Michael Gove actually think people would vote for him as PM? The man has literally no chin...
>>61564291
I got Italy kek, feeling pretty confident
business idea: chainsaw with smooth teeth. so you can use it to butter your toast
If they want a leftie for labour leader then John McDonell is much more electable
new union between england, iceland, norway, and switzerland when
we could call ourselves "the elite union" or "the elite" for short
Is Moggy running for PM?
>>61564198
then its not a nice place plsu weather sucks
>>61564353
but the mandem need jez
>>61564356
>The so called 'The elite'
Business idea: Pretend the referendum didn't happen and never invoke article 50.
>>61564296
Who's going to be the real replacement? John McDonnell? Diane Abott? Every in polls terribly against Corbs
business idea: barefoot ice hockey
>>61564390
I'm in
a lad from /brit/ should run for PM
>>61564312
Neither did Churchill
Just reading my The Private Eye lads
>>61564403
So did she actually turn out to be dead or what
>>61564353
What about all the IRA shit though
Should I bet on Bale to score the 4th goal
Hope Belgium score just cos I wanna watch football for a bit longer tonight
>>61564393
Big Tom
>>61564415
contemplating whether to drop you down to my ''non anglo posters I hate'' list
>>61564415
Iceland why aren't you better at ice hockey
You have ice in your name ffs
>>61564426
Churchill didn't look like mandark from dexters lab
This refs a bloody racist lads
There are people in this thread that unironically want to ignore the referendum result.
>>61564427
I know the meme and that it isn't the private eye but this doesn't work even for things that are meant to have "the" at the start
>Just reading my the financial times
>Just reading my the telegraph
>Just reading my the daily mail
anyone want my onion rings
don't want them
>>61564458
sorry
>>61564461
soon
>>61564504
*raises paw*
>>61564486
Can't quite remember the exact gimmick 2bh with you the lad.
Was very short lived
NEED my willy sucked
well done Wales
>LELGIUM
THE SO CALLED """""GOLDEN GENERATION"""""
WAAAAAAAAAAAAALES
>POOGIUM
MEME MAGIC LADS
>>61564240
She's a ray of sunshine into a dark and dirty world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhph5JWVxU
No bitterness, no anger, no backstabbing. She just smiles and says what she thinks.
Wales v Iceland WHEN
Welsh guy out of breath
having a think
theresa may will be PM
how the fuck did england beat Wales haha
>>61564517
*passes you the yellow-coloured styrofoam tray*
might need a zing in the microwave
>>61564291
you asked for this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36682401
>Lindsay Lohan has agreed to turn on the Christmas lights in Kettering this year following an "offensive" tweet about the town on EU referendum night.
>MP Philip Hollobone invited the actress to the town to make up for her tweeting "#REMAIN Sorry, but #KETTERING where are you" during the count.
>The US actress, who backed Remain in the referendum, has since tweeted that she would be happy to attend.
What the fuck sort of insanity is this?
What gets you up in the morning and keeps you going /brit/?
>>61564597
horse faced
>>61564439
Good job I didn't place that bet...
SICK goal Wales fucking SMASHING IT
>>61564516
Soon what lad? You'll bet better at hokkei?
Even we're better than you lad
You're really letting the nords down
michy batshuayi's hair is so sick
>wales win the euros
>england beat wales
>england best team in europe
?
>>61564615
My legs
>>61564592
Fuck me as if you don't know who Robbie savage is haha
Reminder that Gove is committed to following through with the promises of the leave campaign and is running for PM out of principle, unlike the witch Theresa that just wants to watch you wank through your webcam.
>>61564037
Rasheed
>>61564655
>unlike the witch Theresa that just wants to watch you wank through your webcam.
I'd be ok with that.
>>61564634
I don't have any legs.
>>61564615
My job and financial well being
>>61564627
2-1
>>61564633
>in Europe
Not for long
>>61564614
fucking hell lads
i think i might actually get to shag her
>>61564655
*Votes for Theresa may*
rock vetements yeah from last year
rock off white, with no price tags
>>61564671
Don't care lad, I don't like footy
>>61563354
OK brits. we have the perfect perspective here:
http://www.transylvaniabeyond.com/
P.S: All 100% real no bs.
>>61564701
stylin' while a gamer!
>>61564639
Who? Don't watch footy
>>61564704
then ive got nothing
>>61564667
>>61564689
lads...
>Wales v Portugal semifinal
Wales can seriously make it to the finals lads
>>61564714
lmao @ Wales
breakfast buffet tomorrow
vroom vroom
https://youtu.be/qfAqtFuGjWM
t.bouncing titties
What part of wales is everyone from? Londonwyth here
who put the stick up jannie's ass today?
>>61564754
>tfw she actually looked qt
>>61564773
The Swansea borough of Watford
my philosophy: wank at least 3 times a day
>>61564773
Frog Island
that welsh slag was next level
>>61564773
The Valleys, also known locally as London
>>61564733
We've got each other x
>this is the most relevant wales will ever be
>>61564773
New South Wales mate
>>61564773
Nottinghamdiff
>>61564771
Great post
What's your favourite Ben Howard song lads
WAYOLS
What does a Welsh accent sound like?
>>61564819
great
>>61564839
the one where he plays the guitar
>>61564839
Lush Life
>>61564773
Shyypshaggr Valley
Meme macic must end eventually
r-right?
>>61564854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngYtc3nQWg
>>61564839
black flies, hands down
Most of the Welsh team are English and play in the premier league
Why do England suck so much
>>61564878
It only gets stronger, until we meme ourselves out of existence
Is this the furthest wales have gotten?
>>61564890
The talent went to play for Wales?
remember that melt who bet money on belgium to win
what a melt hahahaha
>>61564890
Meme magic
>>61564854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imDXpwCL9GE
has wales gone too far though?
>>61564885
Sounds Irish
>>61564939
Portugal have been pretty underwhelming so far and lucked into their semi final, so there's a reasonable chance wales can get to the final now.
>Maybe you were the ocean
>When I was just a stone
What if Wales win the Euros
>>61564910
Nah they go all over the place mate
Anyone here actually live in Wales?
the sausage munching bosch
>>61564956
not really but i guess yanks don't have much of an ear for british accents
Is it Wales vs Portugal next?
>dis fucking cameraman on his arse spinning around taking pics of them celebrating
>>61564910
For it not being sheep, yea.
>>61564984
it's just one guy and a harem of sheep
dubs and wales wins the euros
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y6Nne8RvaA
Why are shoes so uncomfortable?
I don't understand how my fellow Americans wear them all day.
>>61565016
alri, pack it up lads
>>61564968
Plaid Cymru independence referendum
>>61565034
get some that fit you better
>>61564984
Yeah I live right on the border, walk in and out of Wales each day.
It's just England with less people
>>61565034
Never know when you need to go fast
>>61565070
like when someone gets high on freedom and decides to shoot the place up?
>>61565056
Think I need some that BREATHE
my feet get sweaty easily
Cymraeg
>>61564984
Yes mate
alri
>>61565068
Chester?
>wales are the top scorers in the tournament
Did a well cheeky brexit last week lads was bants ahah peng x x
>>61565068
you been to Wye valley?
>forum I've never even heard of before let alone been there
>see this
er
>>61565144
Chester isn't in Wales mate
>>61565162
Yes It's lovely, beautiful place
>>61565121
Me in the Welsh county of Derbyshire
>>61565230
really surprised how such a flat place can be so beautiful
back from football
So are we all moving to Transylvania then?
might have a late night haha what am i like lol
>>61563802
Exactly. If you want cheese toasty just like that with a fraction of the effort, get one of the toasty machines that don't seal the edges.
lets see
Got an idea lads. Keep Alli, Vardy and Cahill then fill the rest of the team with average Premier League or top half Championship players who will put in effort.
>ronaldo v bale
two of the most smug looking fucks on the planet
most punchable faces
>the guy on bbc just standing there unsure of when to start the interview lel
NEED a black bf
>>61565342
*looks*
>>61565342
lets not
>>61565402
*stops looking*
Breaks in 25 mins, I'm thinking about that cigarette...
>>61565372
very quick on the trigger tonight be careful of what images ye post
>start following football for the first time
>happens to be quite an interesting tournament
clubs are a bit boring and confusing though, league this and that, relegations, etc
>destroying belgium the second time this month
>>61565353
I remember once they did the weather, the bloke finished the weather forecast and stood there staring at the camera, and it didn't change back it the studio, and the weather presenter stood there staring at the camera, unmoving for a few minutes until they changed.
It was fucking awkward.
>>61565451
i thought the brits watched soccer? is football getting more popular over there?
>>61565450
affirmative
@61565480
obvious bait desu
>>61565480
I was literally the one person to not follow football in each class at school
sunderland more like pooderland
business idea: walk around snowdonia playing your favourite tunes
>>61565461
Lizard 2bh
>>61565510
would have bullied you so HARD
>>61565551
>brit kids get bullied for not liking soccer
>>61565551
I was normal thogh
>>61565480
burger yourself
>>61563354
>britain beats brussels twice in one week
>we manage to get brexit without having to have boris as pm, even though it wouldn't have been possible without him
swag
>>61565578
people in yankland don't?
fuck off yank
why are celtics so swarthy
couldn't tell the difference between the black and white blokes in that match
>>61565543
more like scutterland
>Wales destroys 'mighty' Belgium second time in a month
>>61565624
High testosterone
a girl just came up and said this to me today, i told her i'd have to think about it. what should i do?
>>61565582
no
no you weren't
>Battle of the Somme
what made this so bad?
>>61565674
the weather
>>61565660
not completely normoid but close haha
the normies were complete chavs though
>>61565685
Must have been some fucking storm.
>VICE in Wigan
Oh for fucks sake lads
I fucking hate this town
Why the fuck do I still live here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1zL3wDLyXk
>>61565601
Youre not considered American if you like soccer.
it's nice that Wales won but Belgium should've won because at least Portugal had a chance of getting knocked out
>>61565551
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>61565601
lawn fairies get bullied the hardest and rightfully so
>>61565652
>things that never happen
>>61565674
i thought it was alright tbqh
>>61565710
It was somme storm
>>61565724
>living up North
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR COUNTRY IS IN THE SEMI FINALS OF THE EUROPEAN FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS
NOT SO FAST ENGKEKS, IREKEKS AND SCTOKEKS
>>61565846
>Leicestershire, England
>>61565724
>first shot is of two massive council estates
>next is of a job centre
>everyone's saying you're racist
>they've got a point
Well shit, it is Wigan.
>>61565846
I can just pretend I'm from Wales though
>Jason Mohammad
ah yes
>>61565854
What kind of sauce is that?
>>61565876
what house were you in, in school?
>>61565854
>tfw no longer ashamed to be welsh
FEELS GOOD LADS
just writing a JME track
JME: gimme space gimme room
JME: xbox gaming pc shoot man boom boom
JME: when serious came out i didnt know what to do do
JME: post on reddit get that upvote too too
>>61565899
HOUSE GWYRDD REPORTING IN
>>61565899
Ruding
>>61565914
lenging man in 4k 120 fps
>>61565818
>living down South
>>61565818
I want to off myself
I need to move back down to London
>1. Wales become the 1st British team in 20 years to make the semis of a major tournament.
ah yes
new
>>61565970
>>61565970
>>61565970
Pretty fucking thirsty for (You)s lads
basil brush
>>61565952
i don't really play rpgs
>>61565976
HE IS HERE
>>61565943
I was dyfrig myself lad
Does this 'shit team winning' thing happen in every Euros/World cup or just this one?
>>61566019
>his houses weren't coch, melyn, glas and gwyrdd
wtf?!?!?!?!?
>>61566039
Both Denmark and Greece have won this thing so it has a history of happening.
listen janny
if you keep this up i WILL get you FIRED
word of warning
you won't get one next time
>>61565905
Leicestershire, ENGLAND
>>61565914
frisco: SKY
>>61566068
(USER WAS BANTERED FOR THIS POST)
>the shit team
fucking lol
reminder england have won like 5 games since forever in ko tournaments that they didn't host
incredibly bored
might go to bed
>>61566060
You best not be chatting shit about Allan Nielsen
>>61566068
It doesn't matter who he bans, what matters is his plan
this man is black
>>61566106
You saying that just made me remember it's friday.
fuck why am I here
who here /celebrating canada day/?
>>61566098
jannies can't bannies
>>61566080
england is for exploitation!
like how do people even watch soccer anyway?you wait 3 fkn hours for some nigger or spic to yell GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLL at the top of their nigger lungs
then you got to watch as the other team try to draw a card by flopping like a fish outta water everytime so much as breathes in his direction
>>61566050
mine were saints lad (catholic school)
>>61566173
karen is for rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQoH95lNZrc
why isn't the x-factor full of qt korean girls?
ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ1tXyAEenI
Germany/Italy
France/Iceland
Predictions?
Really want Iceland to beat france 2bh.
>>61566216
delete or consequences
>>61566201
>polish-irish hybrid calling people niggers
onto my second bottle of arran blonde lads it's going to be a long night
>>61566232
Italy 2-1
France 3-0
t. man who knows nothing about football but wins money anyway
>>61566232
franz and hans, phony war 2 electric boogaloo
>>61566232
we will knock the smoke out of their lungs
bought 2 dunkin donuts and a little ceasars pizza and bread sticks and i think i'm going to die and i haven't even eaten the bread sticks
>>61566218
Me on the throne at the top of the pyramid thing
Abolish the monarchy
>>61566218
have these
https://youtu.be/EEvz9Dnq9A0?t=72
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-nu01sXYG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbfA3WjIIfs
Abolish my bumhole
>>61566292
Ah, tea time I see.
>>61566333
kpop is what happens when you are a non-white country that undergoes rapid industrialisation and development
>>61566311
no pls
>>61566333
Why do they cover their mouths
seems really exaggerated
having some bad times
going to have a celebratory cancer stick
>treble bet a fiver on belgium, germany and france to win
>put another cheeky fiver on wales at 4/1 during the match
>>61566373
Haha why does a Brazilian care
>>61566393
read that a celery stick
much better desu
>>61566393
i don't smoke cigarettes because cigarette smoke? that's not me
(jk just had one haha)
>>61566378
culture thing
Don't you hat it when you miss a letter of words by accident
>>61566438
disappointed in you
>>61566438
did you have a celebratory canada day shag lijke you said?
Abolish Belgium
New lads:
>>61566462
>>61566462
>>61566462
>>61566468
soon (tm)
>>61566476
*exercises scepticism*
Abolish the South
>>61565724
I guess they didn't have the balls to go to Preston
>>61566467
you do coke i cant imahe youre not privy too a cheeky cancerstick t︃bh senpai
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