you are being held at gunpoint and you have to either learn german or japanese. which one do you pick?
>>61563124
I put my mouth around the gun barrel.
>>61563187
>sweden being a fag
Fucking hell you guys don't help yourselves do you? No wonder your women throw themselves at arabs in the street
Japanese
>>61563124
German, at least the alphabet is similar...
germanese
Japanese. German is nearly useless to an English speaker because most of them speak it. Japanese people's english is pretty bad on average however.
>>61563124
German of course since I won't work in this shtihole known as Italy.
Now that England is out my backup plan is either Germany or Switzerland.
>>61563187
I've once heard that the difference between Swedish and German was smaller than that between Italian and Napolitan.
>>61563124
I pull out my own gun and force him to learn American
>>61563606
Cringe.
>>61563124
I tried learning Japanese, it's a cunt, fuck Kanji.
German easily
is this even a question
>>61563700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjn4vHsyKvY
What the fuck
>>61563646
U mad that you can't do the same?
>>61563124
Japanese. Easier with my mother tongue (Korean)
>>61563822
Yes.
Japanese because I like their cartoons
Japanese because I've always wanted to fuck some innocent, shy Japanese girl
Also, German will be a dead language in a few years after everyone there starts using English and Arabic
>>61563124
Japanese. I already speak Turkish.
>>61563124
German, I've been meaning to learn it for some time, but I never got around to it.
>>61563124
joke on you Im already learning both
>>61563124
Japanese.
Because fuck high german.
well then...
>>61563124
german, since i listen to german music
https://youtu.be/LrHgIhYff8Y
Japanese
>>61563124
German because English is a Germanic language.
>>61563124
Japanese because I'm a weeaboo faggot
What if I feel lucky?
>>61563124
german
if you know a language that isn't in top 10 by number of speakers and isn't your native language you should probably kill yourself
