If your country had one day out of a year when all crime was legal, what would you do on that day?
rob bank
probably stay at home lol
>>61560316
Find the doctor who ruined my life with malpractice and cut off his balls.
>>61560431
>tfw a Jewish doctor fucked up my dad's life with an unnecessary surgery
I'm right behind ya
Rape a pretty girl.
>>61560431
>>61560513
>American healthcare
>>61560420
too rainy for looting
rape
>If
>one day
>>61560358
>>61560536
these
>>61560431
greentext pls
>>61560316
Kill every non-white I see.
>>61560316
I would shill the unnecessary third installment in a mediocre movie franchise for a handfull of rice per day on a myanmarian shadow theater board
>>61560536
>>61560611
This is way we need feminism
>>61560688
t. John Xong
I would pirate WinRAR
>>61560513
we should just kill them all you know?
>>61560544
nobody ever claimed otherwise
>>61560629
>be a teenager
>depressed, anxious, you know NORMAL things for a teenager to be
>convinces parents to put me on clonazopam, a heavy duty benzodiazepine that causes people to become heavily dependant after only two weeks of usage
>insists I stay on it long term
>fast foreward to january of 2015
>go into withdrawal from it
>have to spend the entire year in painful withdrawal
>can no longer go to school
>unable to work
>have to move away from gf
>spend all of 2015 and the beginning of 2016 lying in bed wanting to kill myself
>benzos and other meds which I am now clean off of fucked up my musculoskeletal system too.
We are currently suing him and winning the case, but I also blame my parents equally as much for not doing their research and putting me on all sorts of dangerous pill cocktails throughout my life. We over-medicate everyone here. I hate my parents for it too, and they know I am right. I was just a kid when they did this to me, what was I supposed to do?
PHARMECUDICAL JEW: NOT EVEN ONCE
>>61560829
Don't worry, I don't mind if you're fat
Liberal hunting season is now open.
Find a girl who's already being raped
Save her by stabbing the dude's anus
Then proceed to rape her for the ultra mega PTSD value
Also >>61560905 this.
Leave the country, obviously.
>>61560930
>gf
REEEE GET OUT
Blow ATM's. Seems fun as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYdR4jXH7DA
>>61560316
Pirate Chinese cartoons
>>61561053
>implying that day is any different than a normal one in BRBRHUEHUE
>>61560316
Oh, the usual.
Horny rat-dogs, lights, fences, signs with increasingly unpleasant language, mines, roving guards, drone overwatch, counter mobility obstacles, pits of despair...
remove kebab
>If all crime was legal
>By definition crime is something that is against the law
My autism refuses to accept this thought play.
>>61561342
I'd say the same about yours.
Deny the Holocaust.
Find somewhere to hide until it blows over.
>>61561653
B-but terrorism doesn't count :(
Become batman and save the innocent with trademark infringement implied
>>61560358
>>61560536
these
>>61561595
>stay in SAUNA for exdra long dime :D:D;DDD
>>61560316
Lynch people who commit crimes.
>>61560316
buy beer after 21:00
>>61560930
lmoa your parents fell for the depression meme
>>61560420
This.
I would probably smoke weed and download music.
>>61560316
Tax evasion
>>61560316
but that's like every day
>>61562095
You got my sword
>>61560316
Not pay for the bus
probably rape a cute chick but try to make her like it at least
>>61560544
>current year
See who chimps out and ostracize them for the rest of their lives.
>>61560316
sign the shadiest contract possible and get rich
murder, rape and loot are for monkeys
>>61563294
DUDE
>>61563294
>download music
sick bastard
rape is the only answer
>>61563618
have fun finding your "shadiest contract possible" you silly fuck
>>61563586
why not rape?
>>61560536
>>61560611
>>61563571
literal nigger behaviour
>>61563760
I see rape as destruction of public property.
>>61563817
Rape not pillaging you silly fucking Finn
Inflate the housing bubble so the natives can't afford one.
Barricade myself in my house.
Also, willingly harming your fellow man is wrong, regardless of whether or not the government forbids it.
>>61563987
what about a woman
>>61560316
Either rob a bank or kill rapists.
>>61564006
Only if she is prisoner of war.
>>61563968
>>61560316
Wear shoes indoors probably.
>>61560316
Make a sign that says "I am armed so fuck off, rob someone else", put it out front, barricade my house, get my guns, get my gf and family, and sleep in shifts
shoot nu males
>>61564526
Actually I don't trust my family, half of us hate the other half, just me and my gf
>>61560316
Teaming up with several of my friends to form a team to rob other people or people who successfully robbed banks. Banks would be too well protected to get through
be vigilante hero, save damsels in distress
Drive 70 mph
Pee while standing up.
>>61560316
Team up with some people and rob every ATM and Bank I could. Also set government buildings on fire.
>>61561595
"If every crime ceased being crime for one day"
Is that better worded for your autism?
Jaywalk
Probably barricade my house so I don't get murdered by edgelords using the day to gang murder everyone.
Set fire to churches.
stay home and kill all home invaders who are dumb enough to think it's smart to start robbing people's homes just because all crime is allowed for a day
manspread
>>61565094
Uhh, racist and sexist much?
>>61564973
>Jaywalk
wew is this actually unironically illegal in Norway?
Download a car.
I wouldn't go out because someone would rob/kill me.
>>61565258
How is that different from any other day in Brazil?
>>61565258
I would fly to Brazil in a stolen plane and brake into your house and rob and kill you
>>61560316
I'd illegally download movies and music.
>>61565304
Good point, but it would still be even more dangerous.
>>61560316
watch a better film
nothing, like everyday
>>61560316
Kill my boss lol
Take child buy them ice cream send them home
Make some graffiti
>>61562176
yeah haha ;_;
Kill myself.
>>61563481
>>61565828
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I'd probably end up being a whiteknight if I bothered to leave home at all.
>>61565872
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Kill myself.>>61565872
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I would barricade myself in my house in fear of my life.
You're all jokers if you think you'd be protagonists on a free crime day and not the victims
Butter my toast outdoors.
>>61560316
Hide with dog inside house. Make sure to have a weapon nearby.
>>61566687
Please don't make posts like these. I know it's fanfiction but I still don't like it.
>>61560316
Go to the country side and hygge.
>>61566687
delet this
>>61560316
Probably torch stuff.
