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"Make love, not war" edition.
Inb4 404
Let dog say t'rabbit
janny
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
An unpaid custodian
404 this nigga
JANNY'S ON A SNACK BREAK
business idea: 4chan but under 18s
Done my nut in lads
Post qts before Janny gets his carbo in line.
>>61555056
reddit?
>>61555056
So /b/
>FTSE 100 now highest it's been since 2016
>petrol 3p dearer
Wtf do petrol prices do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do? Better economy means things should be cheaper.
Business idea: Become a really nationalistic and united country.
Jeremy Corbyn, y or n?
Janny adding another layer of glaze to his ham.
>>61555116
mudslim cartels
Janny must be on the shitter
Business idea: Let a Jewish family own the Bank of England.
he who shall not be paid
>>61555116
ftse 100 is a list of hole digging companies lad
250 is the indicator of the actual economy
>>61555117
SCOTLAND FOREVER
Business idea: sell all my stocks and invest in gold
Janny looking at having his annual bonus of a pat on the back cut.
It's been announced that Janny salaries are to be increased from $0.000 to $0.00 per annum next week.
dune on DVD, bakewell slices, gin and sara lee
found this in the gfs room
>>61555076
>tfw Alan Smith scored the goal to put Arsenal ahead vs Liverpool on the last game of the '88/'89 season
>>61555149
Corbyn was just a tory in it for the laughs 2bh, didn't think he'd make it this far
Who /a fan of unwritten arbitrary rules/ here?
>>61555116
>We import petrol
>Pound loses value
>Petrol gets more expensive
>>61555203
*cums on the pages*
Who do you think is the best choice for the next Conservative leader and why? Personally i think Liam Fox is the best in terms of ideology, but Theresa May seems the most electable which may be good.
>be australia
>dig holes
>sell dirt
>get rich
>claim to have done something worthwhile
>>61555203
>The Beatles
Drop this bitch
>>61555116
because the pound dropped
oil prices have nothing to do with the stock market
>>61555247
/balt+ausnz/ usually starts a new at 300-ish, sometimes earlier
Think their justification is that /brit/ goes through threads so quickly, still pretty bullshit though. Janny just does it to get his rocks off
>Corbyn has been our ally all along
we left the eu
janny has no power here anymore
>>61555116
FTSE 100 just tells you how well the biggest businesses are doing lad
>>61555269
Then explain how it dropped 6p the day after brexit.
>>61555291
Elect Michael Gove. Do it now.
Me and the lads
>>61555303
Japan seems hardwired to go for Australia/NZ and then India instead of the resource rich Dutch colonies in vanilla hoi3
>you will never be ed
Any other Saffas in this thread?
Drop in the pound means it's cheaper for foreign investors and businesses.
We'll be fine. Stop the bloody scaremongering.
Gonna order some Jap food lads. Never had it befre and I'm scared. What should I get?
the gf
>>61555247
>deletes all new threads for an hour untill page 8
>next thread
>completely forgets and let's a new threads go at page 3
what's the fucking point
>Teresa "ban everything" May could be PM
Hope you enjoy 4chan being blocked
>>61555397
and tourism
Annoyed by this janny. Has the realisation of NO COMPENSATION already set in? He's got us all confused about when to make threads now.
>>61555404
you're a lucky man
>>61555116
>carcuck level of understanding
>>61555350
Because the pound had been the strongest in 30 years on the 23rd because everyone was convinced we would stay
>>61555406
We'll also have no police force. It will be every man for himself
>>61555406
That would be good, yeah
>>61555417
Exactly. He can sleep now, but the fear remains
has been stuck in my head for ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkm8mGlfm9w
The missus just got this inked lads
>>61555397
devaluation is the best way to recover from a bad situation anyhow
Can't believe it's July already
mad, fuckin mad
FUCKING SICK OF IT LADS
just had to get that off my chest sorry
>>61555303
It's fucking stupid
In this game you will only have Australian divisions there but in reality there were hundreds of thousands of American troops garrisoning Australia
>>61555492
Doesn't seem like a month ago that mongs were saying the year was half over.
>oil is staying at $50
hmm yes definitely not one country controlling it at a set price at all
JUST FUCK MY SHIT RIGHT UP
just letting off some steam haha.. sorry guys
>Please, remember this. Scotland did not let you down. Please, I BEG you, chers collègues, do not let Scotland down now.
so-called memes
so tired
I finally got rid of my constipation lads, never had it before this and I hope it never happens again.
Third day of vaguely feeling like I need to poo, I decided to follow the advice of the internet doctors and use a glove and Vaseline to jam a finger in my bum and wiggle it around to scratch away at the big log of shit.
It took four different tries 1/2 hour apart and I was on the verge of tears but it worked.
When it came out holy shit I've never been so relieved. A gigantic green spikey log of poo.
Now my bum hurts like fuck. Is that what anal is like for girls? No wonder most of them hate it I don't rate it lads.
Keto not even once.
>devalues pound is good because it encourages foreign investment.
Errrrr isn't one of the ideologies behind brexit that we don't want foreigners controlling us?
Don't really want even more Arabs buying up London.
Australia, y or n?
>>61555550
Not an argument.
Chatting to some kids today who wanted to be comedians when they grow up which was sweet. I asked another kid what he wanted to be and he said, 'a dog!'. Another kid wanted to be 'a substitute'. I said, 'do you mean a footballer', he said 'yeah, but i only want to be on the bench cos those seats look great and the ones my dad has are rubbish!'
Gotta be the most random two things any kid has said they want to be when they're older!
>>61555555
>>61555397
and for exports
but your imports will become more expensive.
fek
>>61555403
Katsu curry m8 it's GOAT
>>61555397
Ahh yes foreign investors will buy all the houses and make it harder for native brits to own their own home - very good!
how do you pronounce "twat"?
>>61555550
>literally BEGGING
Fucking Scots. Can we just kick them out, referendum or not?
>>61555373
cambridge footlights mentioned
>>61555614
ta'whot
>>61555492
Did you get a gf yet?
>>61555550
How are Scotcucks not embarrassed to have people like this man as their representatives? Talk about debasing yourself.
>I beg you
wew lad
>>61555614
twat
>>61555654
twat
>>61555614
niamh
>>61555555
the so called homemade fleshlight
>>61555406
I've liked May ever since she banned Khat as a fuck you to the African community.
>>61555550
It was all staged for the media.
>Farage comes on, everyone boos and doesn't shut up
>Scotland pleads to be part of the EU. Everyone gives a standing ovation for a minute
Literally trying to confirmation bias the people
>>61555614
aalborg
>>61555550
better speaker than farage
quite weird
>>61555629
no
don't even have a friend yet
Posting here makes me feel less lonely
>>61555678
why hasnt she banned shisha then
What is the single worst paper in the uk?
The Sunday people? The express? The morning star?
WOW
who else /actionspostsoninterpals/ here
*awaits other action posters replies*
>>61555731
Express or DM
>>61555720
*hugs*
>>61555731
past paper
>>61555682
stalker
>61555538
>oil is staying at $50
Ahh yes, Scotland is surely going to be an independent country! Now they can finally become the socialist utopia they dream of once big bad England stops stealing all their money
>>61555614
gove
>>61555720
fucking nerd lmao just look at the state of you
>Nationality is stupid because people buy things from all over the world stupid racists
>Brexit is evil because they want to trade with the world
Who are more attractive on average, Irish or Scottish girls?
>>61555746
Bit sad that
>>61555765
*walks around a big rainbow*
ah yes, very panoramic
making a move
>>61555720
potato famine
>Janny deleted other thread.
>>61555417
>trying to understand the mind of the custodian
he is beyond our level of thinking, he's ascended too high for us to understand his ways
>>61555203
>Looking at the Japanese menu and they've spelt one of their own dishes wrong.
Haha, fucking plebs spelled "Renkon" as "Renn Kon." Going to wring the runts up and correct them.
>>61555746
Fuck a student from that site tbqh
>>61555822
you're back from italy?
getting my daily dose of Icke lads
>>61555789
Scots are natural leeches, it is in the nature of the eternal jock
>>61555746
Bangkok mentioned
>>61555746
>tfw made an interpals before and was chatting to a Canadian qt for a while
>tfw she just disappeared one day and I never saw her again
>deleted my account
I want to get back into it but I've put on weight since then + got glasses so nobody will be interested apart from all the arab men.
What does /int/ think of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dosmKwrAbI
Seems the UK is fucked no matter what.
Don't respond in memes or non-arguments.
>>61555746
>a pieces
If the Night's King can leave a mark on Bran that breaks the spell of the wall to bring it crashing down, why can't the Night's King just bring the wall down anyway?
getting in touch
>>61555860
Do you have a degree in Jannyology?
>>61555876
close but no cigar
Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your wife's son is Nigerian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant?
struggling to work out how to ask for pictures
perhaps I am over complicating it
before I used some top level game but no opportunities are presenting themselves
Article 50?
>>61555899
Can you just type what you seem to be one of his main points if applicable so we don't have to sit through a 20 minute video to reply to you?
>>61555913
hack show
>>61555913
it's a big wall
Thailad have you banged any cocks?
>>61555625
implying you'd still want to leave the eu if you weren't part of a united kingdom
engcucks are literal cowards
Opinions on Michael Gove?
>>61555913
Magic protects the wall, and the dead can't pass it.
Bran having a mark that ties him to the Night's King presumably let's the NK surpass that magic barrier.
He needed magic to beat magic basically
Reminder to sign petition, lads.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618
>>61556003
I don't want this though
>>61555951
DELETE THAT RIGHT AWAY
>>61555883
compare that to the other regions in the UK. Scotand's is one of the smallest.
The main problem this highlights is the UK's addiction to debt
>>61555984
no u?
peep show series 1 was in 2003
some of the references in it are so odd
>Rorke's will defend this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-36683083
>>61555988
Only hope for a full-fat Brexit and not a semi-skinned Brexit.
hey janny didn't delete this thread
his reign of terror barely lasted 24 hours, the lazy bastard
>hillary clinton
>theresa may
thoughts?
>>61555947
most of his points are "Other countries have a veto on x so it won't happen"
this assumes the EU wouldn't push something through regardless of what people vote (Which they already have done in the past)
>>61556003
Wouldn't it be rather better to have a plan and a functioning government first?
>>61556042
>Trish a poo
>>61556031
Nah
Where do you work btw? Do you work at all?
>>61556035
Like what
>peep show series 1 was in 2003
>some of the references in it are so odd
>>61556002
But the magic mark that breaks the wall's magic is made by the night king.
the jewish aristocracy voted out so they could create a new zionist monarchy without eu intervention
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? you can just tell he's nonced an underage girl within the last 24 hours
>>61556042
The non-British have been arrogant for too long.
The British lion is waking up.
>>61556068
Nah, just wing it
>>61556068
why do thai's type like this!!!!!! ahahahahaha!!!!!!!
bit over the top isn't it???? hahahaha
>>61556068
Probably, but you've got to keep the pressure on.
>>61556024
The other regions of the UK don't have a strong push for independence though so that's a funny point to make
But I reckon scotland is pretty bad even among individual regions because of its free uni (even for any cunt from Europe who wants it), free prescriptions and free dental care
> Haha hey Anon :)
> What've you been up to today?
hahah well m'lday you see I have sat in this seat right here and watched YouTube videos whilst shitposting on the chon for the past 10 hours. Thrilling! And what have you done today? Not that anything you've done could possibly compare, but I realise I must feign interest in your activities in order to mate with you
>>61556074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRPfK-U0Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT5TEk-1dhI
>>61556142
hahahhahahahah????
>>61556086
>tfw the EU was the last hope against the Jew
>>61556102
>buying electronics from ebay
mate
>Play EU4 as England
>I can either Ally Burgundy, Castile and Austria
>Or spend several decades faffing about vassalising the Irish Minors
Ahhh yes, very impressive.
>>61556081
The dead can't pass the wall so he needed to use his spell/mark/whatever on a human (bran) in the hope that he goes across the wall
>>61556137
well it's not.
the extent of the english regions attitude to independence is irrelevant when we're discussing their financial contribution.
>>61556126
now know that your username begins with s and isn't very long. looks like a z at the end
i'm coming for you lad
>>61556062
Theresa may is infinitely better than Hillary Clinton in most ways, Theresa is just as harsh on illegal immigrants as Donald Trump
>/pol/ is always right
What did they mean by this?
>>61556176
Don't reply to him
I got my PS4 off ebay and it's fine, except the seller didn't delete his account before sending it
>mfw poleaboo sends a negative review with a death and gets in trouble with the rozzers again
>>61556161
kek
>>61556190
good luck keed
i'm behind 7 proxies right now and am using a library computer.
lads, what's the difference?
>calling a black person a cunt
>calling a black person a nigger
>>61556066
how tedious
>>61556072
I.T lad.
>>61556111
You're fucking mental m8, I like that.
>>61556126
YEAH!!! 55+ dunno why!??!
>>61556133
Have you seen Theresa May? She'll bite their heads off during negotiation.
The first time I tried these replies I pressed Ctrl + W instead of Shift + W, not happy
>>61556203
>I'm 15 and still browse baby's first board
*death thread
rooooo
>>61556233
Black people are cooler than you, you mad racist
>>61556190
>>61556126
The username is senpai ;)
>japan has low immigration and a high deficit
>It's a rich country with very low crime
So why exactly do we need all these immigrants and austerity again?
>>61556182
>not releasing gascony as a vassal
>not allying with castile and Austria
>not conquering all the gascony cores
>>61556244
brit/pol/ is unironically more mature than /brit/ tbf
>>61556245
I'm going to stop posting now
> When the thread auto-updates but moves upwards very slightly so you can tell HE has deleted something
>>61556238
Call centre?
>>61556245
*threat
:^)
>>61556268
You've got a screw loose though Thai'''''lad'''''
>>61556269
cheer up
>>61556262
japan gets american foreign aid because of its proximity to china
>>61556268
what should I message
>>61556268
what about /britfeel/?
>>61556269
We all make mistakes x
You just make more than most people.
Made a thing but it turned out shit
ANYONE WHO REPLIES TO HIM IS A NONCE ENABLER
Oh dear, you English are really mad.
Until a week ago, I thought the EU vote was all memes and 'taking back control' from the ""undemocratic"" EU, but now you've shown your cards.
>>61556305
are you arty, and willing to smell my farty?
>>61556238
>Have you seen Theresa May? She'll bite their heads off during negotiation.
I get the feeling she'll go for the EEA option which means EU law and free movement.
Bit worried. I voted leave to end free movement.
>>61556305
'I'd stick my pohnpohn in your Poh-Chang desu'
Well, I bought lager & bombay mix (and bread, and eggs).
This Bombay Mix is shit-tier, brand is 'Cofresh'. Surprise surprise, Morrisons fails again.
M&S Bombay MIx is GOAT.
>>61556268
It's literally not, it's an echo chamber full of tripfags and anime nonces
>billionaires who have very very little information about themselves online
how do they manage to keep such a low profile?
>>61556275
You wouldn't find a single white person working in a call centre in Thailand m8.
Filipino at best.
>>61556291
If you say so m8
>>61556305
"Narak mak!"
>>61556309
Never looked for more than 5 minutes.
>don't wanna sleep alone
wdsmbt
<2 bongs till the Wayols game lads
>>61556317
That's what your parents said
>>61556317
You tried and that's all we can ask. Here, I'll even save it as "well-made gif" just for you
>>61556303
What's wrong with her eyes?
>>61556384
Shit, I'm supposed to be playing
>>61556305
hello me big American
me rich big penis
Thailad actually posts regularly on /pol/. Enough said.
>>61556384
I hope bayol scores for wayols
>>61556342
Fuck off
>if i accidentally let my computer go for a bit and it goes to sleep it cant play videos again when i start using it again unless i shut it down
Fucking hell, I want to watch a video but I'm not bothered rebooting it.
>>61556401
it's an owl, their eyes are supposed to be like that?
>chavs voted out of the EU because of free movement
>UK is going to leave the EU whilst keeping free movement
>all economic benefits are gone
remind me why there are no IQ checks at polling booths again
>>61556373
Google's "right to be forgotten" which only applies in the EU (not even memeing)
>>61556373
Think the same about politicians who don't even have their birthdate readily available 2bh.
IT'S FUCKING 00:07AM IN THAILAND, BUT THAINONCE IS STILL UP BEING A RORKE, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT NONCE!?!?
FOUR ONE TWO ONE TWO BAYOL
FOUR ONE TWO ONE TWO BAYOL
if anyone gets this reference i love you
>>61556363
>free movement
but she hates immigration.
>>61556370
Has been great during brexit, news before it was news, good memes and banter, voting bot scripts on referendum pages, lads calling into the media. Good stuff.
>>61556374
Who are better looking on average, Thai, Viet, Korean or Jap girls?
>>61556384
Fuck, better get a shift on, I'm commentating tonight.
>>61556407
nothing wrong with /pol/
>>61556437
Also the mentally ill should be stopped from voting
>>61556405
I think the game in Paris, hop on the tube quick
>>61556409
Aaron Ramsey has been tweeting drunk again, I don't think he's gonna make the game
hi
>>61556498
hello
>>61556498
fuck off
>>61556425
Stop it going to sleep then
>>61556498
oh not you again
fuck off
>>61556407
you do realise 90% of /pol/ is trolling?
half of them dont believe the shit they're saying
>>61556477
>t. regular on /pol/
is thailad mentally ill? actually starting to be a little bit worried
>>61556460
>Nee before it was news
Nah its literally
>Something gets posted on Reddit
>Then it gets posted on brit/pol/
>Then its picked up by mainstream media
Who here feels really uncomfortable whenever Thailad is here? You can tell that he's just finished noncing some poor kids.
>>61556478
So all lefties then?
I wonder what would happen if I made the next /brit/ thread now
nothing but fucking rain for an entire week
Doing a cheeky hard drive defrag lads
>>61556554
I must be stopped
>There's nothing wrong with /pol/
t. Intellectually & physically stunted autist that once read half a Hayek/Friedman/Sowell book
K E K
E
K
*catches you off guard and softly kisses you*
*grabs your hips and gently bites your upper lip*
not such a stiff upper lip anymore huh? ;)
Just filtered Thailand. Should have done it sooner desu
>>61556466
Not really sure m8 tbf, whatever you think is the right answer for you.
>>61556535
If you say so reddit.
Am I fucked?
I met a girl on internet and we like to talk in phone and text a lot, daily.
I asked how tall she is and she's 168cm. And I said I am 169cm.
It was heartcrushing when she said if I'd be even 1cm shorter she would not date me. I lied my height, I am 165cm.
Now she wants to meet me. Wat do?
>thailad is a nonce
where did this gimmick come from
what's the point of abusing someone just because they're more successful than you
>>61556556
The usual faggottry I reckon
janny deleted my thread lads
>>61556597
wear heels
>>61556597
platform heels
>>61556597
wear thick shoes
>>61556597
lifts?
alternatively, just be yourself
The fedora meme is only used in Internet cesspools. Outside of those cesspools, people think that anyboidy who uses this meme is an angry weirdo.
It was forced since 2011 and it is quite possibly the most forced meme in Internet history.
So what is the appeal to it? It's not accepted by normal people on normal parts of the Internet, and I don't see why it is still spammed here after all these years. You'd think the kids would know when to give up.
>>61556515
hi
>>61556521
>>61556524
fuck u
>>61556597
accept your fate as a manlet and become a hermit living on the fringe of society
>>61556597
wear a top hat
How do you feel about marmite lads?
>>61556595
>I don't want to see the news before it's news, id prefer to see the scraps posted on brit/pol/ by redditors and then feel morally superior
Hilarious
>>61556597
Meet her, wear Tom Cruise/RDJ shoes lmao
might cost you a bit though
chimping out
there's thunder
what do??
What happened to cara lad lads?
>>61556600
Thailad may be a nonce but I don't think you can argue that children are more successful than he is. They're just kids for god's sake.
love me some /r9k/ posts
>>61556644
hat
>>61556644
ah yes can't wait to see this post attached to a fedora picture
Have you ever experienced this?
just said khob khun na krab to the gf
she liked it
>>61556661
Nice
>>61556597
remove yourself from the gene pool
>>61556661
I have it, I lote it
>>61556674
He died
>>61556597
cut contact with the shallow bitch
dont be pathetic
>>61556622
loool this picture looks just like this guy me and some friends saw when we were gap-yearing in Thailand. He was wearing a shirt with flames on it though.
I want to cleanly stalk a very attractive, thin, young, blonde, big-hipped, cutely dressed woman. Her personality is irrelevant, all that matters is that one day I'm able to catch her off-guard, knock her out and kidnap her.
Once we get back to my place I would tie her up, gag her and wake her up by torturing her. I would drive bits of splintered wood under her nails, burn her, electrocute her, drown her, I would find out just how much pain she can tolerate and keep her at her limit night and day, me being far too manic to need any rest, until her body was no longer fit to function.
When she's on the brink of death I would remove her gag, wrap my hands tightly around her throat and strangle the last of her life out of her, listening to her choke and try to beg for her life if she had any will left in her.
Her body would be carefully laid out, restraints removed, orifices filled, placed in a shallow pool of water, near a source of heat, and left to quickly rot to my liking while I recorded everything. I'd stay with her body, watching it obsessively, stroking it and teasing myself while she peeled, blistered and bloated.
Finally she would be ready. I would gently remove her from the water and heat, let the body cool, and make love to it over and over again. I would gradually mutilate her as she continued decomposing. Gradually I would put more of her inside me, as much as I could stand. In the end there would be little left of her but skin, bone, liquefied flesh and vermin. I would discard her remains and start looking for another corpse.
>tfw you cringe so hard at your own fantasies that it hurts but you can't help what you find irresistibly attractive to the point where you can't stop fapping while typing about it
>tfw solid 8/10
>tfw still friendless KV
>>61556662
I don't like the ui, the upvote system etc.
Can't get used to it, 4chan's ui is superior.
>>61556703
kang mak!
Why do Yanks always bang on about "I'm Irish" or "I'm Italian" just because they had some great great great Italian grandmother immigrant move to America?
Why don't they just say they're American?
Do they just love to be hipster and pretend they're european?
>>61556698
every night. they need to clean up their bedroom though ffs
>>61556698
Happens to me all the time. Not sure where they come from though.
Company I'm interning at are having a corporate BBQ and I turned down invitations from numerous directors and senior staff members to go to it.
Will they judge me for it lads?
>>61556748
look at the twatty looking face on this mong
>>61556678
excellent post
>>61556781
Yes. 6/10 I reckon.
>>61556698
Only once, she kissed me softly on the lips to wake me up in the morning.
I want to feel this feel again lads
>>61556562
>but fucking
i always kek at this
ah yes, the munter is winning in the tennis again
>>61556765
You don't see heels like that much nowadays
>>61556781
autism
>>61556748
Look like a youthful 80yr old not even joking.
>>61556781
Yeah probably, especially if you didn't provide a solid reason.
Just flat out asked for a picture
yolo innit
>>61556743
Sounds like the most awkward first date. Does this lady you're talking about look like your mother?
>>61556830
What?
Day 1 of funemployment lads
How does the NEET life work?
>>61556781
>numerous directors and senior staff
Fucking nonce. You're going to be a low level runt forever now. You need to go to these things to get your name in there and make connections
Business idea: A small, battery-powered wheel that can be engaged onto one's mousewheel to rapidly scroll up or down a page
>>61556748
that is the most danish face I have ever seen
tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doooown
>>61556661
Vegemite's bastard half-brother born from dad's short tryst with a pile of shit if you want my honest answer
>>61556748
a bit gaunt, but still would
blonde boys are my toys!
Labour Minorities:
>Disgusting, Britain hating degenerates who want to destroy our country
Conservative Minorities:
>Based, Britain loving patriots who want to serve the country that's given them everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
"Britain is a Christian country" - Muslim Conservative MP, Sajid Javid
>>61556864
I said I'm an intern mate. Felt like a complete outsider/stranger and as such avoided going to prevent it from being overly awkward.
>>61556853
Basically this >>61556864
You are an idiot
>>61556748
Fucking kek you're barely a 5 you've just got a normie haircut you twat
>>61556866
what's wrong with page up/down home & end on your keyboard?
Or just turn up the scroll sensitivity.
https://youtu.be/EEZTzgY0oeo
What could they possibly mean by this?
>>61556176
I've done it before, usually no problem
If there is I just go through claims and get my money back
>>61556920
great censorship there
Business idea: Ban old people and Rorke runts from voting.
>>61556920
How do people get that big?
>>61556920
I am that big
>>61556923
I just realised what those keys were for and have just used them for the first time in my life
>>61556919
Give over m8, he's not that bad.
I also doubt you're any better yourself.
>>61556952
Business plan: get remain voters to actually vote instead of whining about having another election when they lose
>>61556934
Why are they all so eager to get into Britain?
>>61556866
>not having a freescroll mousewheel
absolute plen
>>61556923
told you not to reply to me
Before any newfag runt has the bright idea to make a new thread:
WE DON'T MAKE NEW THREADS UNTIL THE OLD ONE REACHES PAGE 7 YOU DULL TWATS!
>>61556859
Lots of wanking
Watching series
Drifting away from all of your friends
> newfag runts can't remember the 300 post new thread days
disgusting
I'm swimming in a sea of krill
>>61557018
Sounds like shit desu
>>61556969
genetics
Also surgery
>>61557043
sounds dangerous
>>61556974
Reminder that a 5 is just average I hate mugs who class 6/10 as the bottom of the scale and also I didn't call myself an 8/10
>>61556974
I am objectively much better looking than him. Then again, I'm a normie
>>61557002
Because for some reason we have a reputation for really generous benefits when most other western European nations have similar levels if not higher
Also we speak English and theyre more likely to speak that as a second language
>>61556973
There's probably a lot you're missing with keyboard shortcuts then, worth a google.
>>61557009
sorry about that.
genuinely think I will be a 7/10 once my acne clears and if I put effort into my hair
>>61557050
People don't get depressed and off themselves for no reason
thailad? what laptop should i buy?
>>61556859
don't stay here too long or you'll never escape
>>61557093
stop eating/drinking dairy and dogshit in general
just spent $1200 building a new PC lads
Exchanged pictures with the internet gf
very good
>>61557119
it's thaiguy not thailad, i keep telling you people
>>61557135
I've started using spot cream and they seem to be dying down pretty quickly, but still bad on my neck.
>>61557119
the noncinator 6000 is cheap right now
>>61557119
I don't know I'm not keeping up with hardware etc. recently. Unless you have a specific requirement like "thin af" or "can it play gta V?" you could ask /g/
>>61557140
i exchanged fluids with her
>>61557177
post pic
>>61557135
no milk?
>>61557190
thats incest
>>61556920
Obvious photoshop
Look a the womans bum and waist, and the way her loose fitting shirt perfectly fits her "curves"
>>61557177
what cream?
Thailad, be honest with us.
Are you a nonce? If not, have you ever been in a situation where you could have been a nonce, but you backed away?
What's the point in ukip now?
>>61557204
especially no milk
effect varies from person to person
>>61557200
just took one, but it looks way worse then it actually is so not posting it
>>61557242
to begin building the new british global empire
went to the vets to have my cat put down. gonna miss him desu
>tfw solid 8/10
>>61557068
Prove it lad
>>61557260
>I don't understand what I did wrong
Explain?
>>61557242
We're not independent yet son, there's still some serious support for ignoring the referendum. UKIP will most likely campaign now to make sure that doesn't happen.
Report it. Ignore it.
>>61557216
fusidic acid
>>61557276
sorry to hear that man, losing a pet is a truly horrible experience. hang in there chap
might suck off thailad
>>61557229
I unironically don't even like girls below about 23/24. The fit ones are all annoying and mental af about clubbing and drinking etc.
Hate to spoil a good meme though.
Kek the investigatory powers bill has been passed while everyone was thinking about brexit
>>61557295
They stopped replying to my emails just when it seemed like we agreed a date/time
I just asked for confirmation and they ignored me
>>61557367
fucks sake
>>61557375
Maybe you came across as weird and they got spooked
>>61557344
Have you ever been approached by a nonce though? From the news it seems like Thailand has nonces shouting shamelessly in the streets.
Also did you not vote in the Referendum?
>>61557344
men are attracted to teenage girls though because they are able to birth children at that age. nothing wrong with liking teenagers, it is evolutionarily meant to be.
>>61557375
girls are incapable of saying no
theyre all like that
>>61557367
>2nd reading: House of Lords | 27.06.2016
hello im back where have craven and lisicki gone
>>61557407
They're dommes
I wasn't even asking for watersports (or hardsports)
>>61557375
I messaged them all and told them about your history.
Paki cunt
When I was a kid in school I thought "nonce" was just a generic insult, no wonder my teacher took all my clothes off when I called him one
How can I get elected to the House of Lords?
>>61557260
Really janny?
There isn't even nudity
>>61557457
name them
>>61557470
unironically had a PE coach that got done for doing penis inspection day
new
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>>61557502
>require communication service providers (CSPs) to retain UK internet users' "Internet connection records" – which websites were visited but not the particular pages and not the full browsing history – for one year
>>61557409
What news?
Only time I hear about noncing is when I'm talking to you lads.
>>61557419
Can't be dealing with a 19 year old student mentalist wanting to go clubbing at every given opportunity, girls seem more vapid and self obsessed until around roughly 25
>>61557514
How easy is it to drug a girl in Thailand, or get her really drunk?
>>61557506
Janny back on shift.
>>61557506
NOPE
t. Janny
who is this fucking janny
HERE
Newsaurs:
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>>61557542
>live near stadium
>every game my street becomes packed with parked cars Pissing us all off and blocking drives in
Why the fuck isn't the road residents only reee.
>>61557409
>Also did you not vote in the Referendum?
nah but I had like 3 people proxy voting leave for me lol
>>61557535
dunno m8, why would you need to?
What's the best pot pie?
>>61557563
Either a script or an avid /brit/poster
or maybe he just takes his job VERY seriously
having a poo
How come the Janny deletes your posts but doesn't ban or block you?
>>61557600
What's a pot pie?
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>>61557608
BASED JANNY eradicating kshit
starting to respect him more
>>61557563
You didn't care when he was banning Poleaboo and Caralad but you care now that he's up in your shit now too
Janny's re-instituted his "700 post before new" limit lads.
business idea: spam /brit/ threads
>>61557563
are you complaining?
>>61557624
if he submits a ban request he has to explain it to the mods, so he just deletes things because that's all he can do
>>61557649
He banned caralad? fuck this janny
>>61557603
i hope he's a real person. way funnier
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>>61557628
The only delicacy you Brits are known for.
>>61557624
He put in a ban request earlier but it was denied
Reckon there's a cool down period like with regular users and reporting posts
really want to try parachuting but it must be terrifying sitting at the edge of an open door at 13,000ft
>>61557688
this 2bh
IT'S PAGE SEVEN (7) YOU DULL CUNTS
>>61557503
i can never quite tell if "penis inspection day" is a joke or something that really happened
Those pictures thainonce was posting last night were fucking disgusting, not surprised the janny has gone thermonuclear on us
>>61557726
Jannys a brit, and an OCD faggot as well
>>61557739
don't remind me
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>>61557739
What pictures?
doing a night night x
>>61557707
that's a pie
why do you call them pot pies? what's the pot bit?
agh
>>61557710
you could do base jumping instead but it is about 100x more dangerous and not recommended unless you've skydove 10+ times before
tell me more about this thailad
was he here before he started noncing in thailand?
>>61557707
They're called 'pies'
Chicken and tarragon is my favourite desu.
Steak and ale, steak and kidney and chicken and mushroom are three of the popular ones.
pinch and a punch for first of the month
*gives you a dead leg*
>>61557768
>>61557769
the plot thickens
Janny is on a fucking roll lads
Is anything safe anymore?
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>>61557803
>tarragon
it's spelt "ptarmigan" actually
cara 2bh lads
>>61557831
Jesus christ
>>61557827
How is she so skinny and frail???
>>61557831
It must be a script no way can he delete them so fast
>>61557790
A pie here denotes dessert. Apple pie, pumpkin pie, cherry pie, pecan pie.
A pot pie is other things like meat and vegetables.
>>61557843
actually it's spelled 'estragon'
>>61557890
you yanks are complete animals
>>61557866
superior aristocrat genetics
>>61557890
I'd have thought the contents would denote dessert
>>61557854
oh yes
making a new thread. don't tell the janny
>>61557688
you bender
>>61557769
>>61557769
I like the black UK flag
We should change it to this
Unironically think the janny's taking it a bit too far and maybe someone should see about having someone with actual power take a look
>>61557854
>>61557928
exceptional posts
chicken parmo
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?
on the phone with the janny atm
>>61557950
Was anything sacred?
>>61557981
Get him Janny!
>>61557993
children and genders aren't sacred. according to Thailand
No Karen posting?
