1. Your cunt
2. Which Game of Thrones character is your cunt most like?
1. USA
2. Littlefinger
>>61538687
Littlefinger is Israel
My favourite character.
He is the true ruler of the world.
We're Robert Baratheon
>>61538687
>USA
>Not the mountain or Ramsay Bolton
Littlefinger would be Israel
Canada is Jon Snow
Russia is Sandor Clegane
Sweden is Lord Varys
Great Britain is Stannis
that mormont grill
1. Poland
2. Ned Stark.
>>61539145
This x10000
Used to be fantastically amazing at everything but now dumb, fat and getting tricked erre day
I tried watching an episode of game of thrones but it put me to sleep.
>>61538687
Ned Stark
>>61538687
>i wish you good fortune in the wars to come
BASED
A
S
E
D
Night's King
Dany is North Korea because she is separated from the rest of the characters and is working on super weapons
Ramsay is Mexico because he likes to chop people up
>>61538687
Salladhor Saan
>>61538687
podrick
>>61538848
Do you think he has a cute tight boypussy?
He looks the kind. Feminine slim girly boy. Total fag slut.
>>61541229
No, he actually seems very masculine to me. He has a very dominant personality, and he will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires (and rightfully deserves). Plus, just look at his face.
Lithuania is that guy that flashed his dick to Cersei, when she was doing that walk of shame thing.
Serbia is definitely Ned Stark.
>stubborn as fuck
>anti-political scheming, keeps the same allies for 1000 years, not modern but traditional
>gets beheaded
>starting a war because of justice and righteousness against disgusting scheming politicians and their servants
>loses and now entire place is in utter chaos, important bit got occupied
Australia probably best resembles Robert Baratheon in personality desu. Unparalleled bants and drinking.
>>61540545
Very accurate
>>61539145
>>61540604
Sad agree. The USSR was our Rhaegar.
1.
2. She's so cute!
Ser Davos Seaworth
He even has his own house
mohammed sand
We're Yara Greyjoy and Sweden is Theon.
Fits in so many ways.
Flag
Yi Ti or the Summer Isles
>>61541428
>Unparalleled bants and drinking.
1. Flag
2. Varys
Maybe Greatjon Umber.
Walder Frey, I'm afraid.
All of the Riverlands kind of represents the Northern European middle ages, it seems fitting that we'd be the half independent part that makes money on crossing a bit of water.
Pyp
>he was a singer
>someone tried to molest him
>he got punished for someone trying to molest him
France
Ser Loras Tyrell (rip)
Definitely a Lannister. Not relevant enough to be Tyrion. Perhaps Kevan.
>knowing the character names for the ones that aren't Jamy, John Snow and Tyrone
get a load of all of these normies
>>61538687
So a KEK?
>get cucked the ned's older brother
>get cucked by ned
>get cucked by jeoffry
>get cucked by TYRION
>get the girl
>give her to Ramsey Bolton so you can get cucked while no dick man gets cucked
KEK
E
K
>Oberyn Martell
We'll be Bran the Builder after the election.
>>61542831
KEK KEK :D
>>61542861
Aerys Targaryen you mean
>>61542823
no sweden
you are the normie
>>61542225
he deserved better desu
>>61542861
more like cersei
Best character and actor.
Walder Frey or Craster. Or maybe a small northern house like the Manderlys.
>>61542940
Nope, this >>61542081
tormund, a complete savage and a good fighter also wants to fuck blonde aryan woman
>>61543024
Good choice.
Cersei is the only rightful queen
>>61542141
i still havent figured out what his purpose is in the show
>>61543175
He literally tells Tyrion after the boat trip
>>61538687
1. Monaco
2. The guy from the Iron Bank of Bravos.
>>61538687
1. Russia.
2. Bronn.
>>61543191
I can't figure out either. Which season was it? Maybe give us a reminder?
>>61542081
Yi Ti is most definitely China tho.
>>61543221
https://youtu.be/eJ6kclT15z8
Go to 5:15
>>61542081
>Summer Isles
They're literally black.
>>61543293
Thank you :)
>>61543333
>flips
>not black
Nice quads though
1- flag
2- Karl "Foockin' legend" Tanner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTxKvjJ-dz0
>>61541419
>starting a war because of justice and righteousness against disgusting scheming politicians and their servants
The bloody fuck are you talking about. Seriously.
You can't really compare countries to Ned btw. Maybe the US in the sense that they go to a far away land thinking they are hot shit without having any idea about the cultural and political reality of said place, attempt to sort it out and fail at it completely, often making shit worse.
Tyrell are French
>>61540603
i saw your flag and i was prepared to argue, but you are not incorrect
We're the guy who started the world war.
So I guess Aerys II. Targaryen.
Burn them all gets a new meaning.
>USA
lol fuck off. You're an unberable, cocky shithead that nobody can stand and your genitals are mutilated. If anything you're Theon Greyjoy.
>>61538687
USA is Cersei
>>61540604
well yeah you used to import european folks en masse, now not so much anymore
>>61538687
1.Flag
2.The Night King
>>61538687
Alive:
Little finger
Davos
Dead
Stannis
>>61541399
That is Australia
>savagery
>rapes
>population
>too much bloody superstitions
Euron Greyjoy and his big cock
>>61545460
how the fuck is spain like the night's king you fuckwit
>>61544589
>Theon Greyjoy
Nope that's us
>Perpetually fucks up after we overplayed our hand
>Castrated
>Lives as a shadow of his former self
1.Flag
2.Beric Dondarrion
Killed a bunch of times in history and we're still not dead.
>>61540545
>Sweden is Lord Varys
How the fuck is Sweden anything relevant, let alone one of the main stringpullers?
a better question would be which city/town is which country
>>61538687
I understand that littlefinger is basicly Israel personified, but Australia has also benefited off literally every major world event since our conception.
Not a single thing has gone disastrously wrong for us. Even the economic crises barely left a dent
>>61542831
He doesn't care about sansa
It's literally littlefinger what the fuck
>>61540545
>>61546075
Sweden is Tommen easy
>allows his country to fall into the clutches of a previously relevant group, because retaliating would not be "tolerant"
England
100% Tywin Lannister
>>61545877
cause we gonna crash the economy with no survivors
>>61538687
1. Flag
2. Pic
>Used to rule at war
>Still very relevant fighter
>But dying of cancer (ar*bs).
>>61546543
>But dying of cancer (n*tionalism).
ftfy
>>61542925
shit character & actor also underage ban
>>61538687
the lesbian knight. having unnecessarily strong morals that only end up fucking herself over
Literally us
>>61546335
>>61546075
>>61540545
Sweden is Loras Tyrell
USA is Daenarys
Obnoxious
Entitled
Waging war on brown people in order to save them
>>61543175
In the show I guess he's just trying to get Daenerys and himself to power apparently.
In the book it's a bit different
>>61548795
you forgot fat
>>61545972
That would be Poland
>>61548557
this
>>61548914
when did THAT happen?
Robert Arryn is Brazilian as fuck. Even the actor is Brazilian.
1 - Has a powerful army but he's full HUE
2 - Do anything for the family
3 - Will survive in the end due his retardness
>>61549209
Her first major movie appearance (starring in Terminator Genisys)
>>61538687
Already did Canada
Iran is pic related
>Leave ISIS bodies in creepy isolated places
>Brainwash young Iranians since childhood into their propaganda
>Diaspora running around everywhere now
>Begging for a fight with literally everybody else
>"White" kek
definitely Boltons: violent, sic cunts, invade neigbours and betray the lords they were served to.
>>61548255
this
>>61546543
But how is France a cuck (implying he's not the biggest cuck in the show)
>>61549892
My God, this is so accurate.
>>61538687
>>61540545
>Canada
>John Snow
More like Olly basing on Canadian posters
Germany is Joffrey.
USA is Daenerys.
Sweden is Tommen
France is Lloras
Scotland of course. Lot's of drinking, swearing and fighting.
>>61538848
Show went to shit the moment he died.
>>61544559
Nah, this is Austria personified.
>>61538687
>Flag
>little finger
I think we are Littlefinger.
>>61550941
Agreed, He is so Israel it hurts
>>61550941
>>61550937
but who is ned
>>61550937
USA behaved like littlefinger in WW2. Let the enemies defeat each other - gain all the profits.
>>61550969
USA is more like Daenerys Targaryen, annoying and entitled as fuck.
>>61550960
The world.
Liana Mormont
Just wait till you see us screaming in the EU parliament.
>>61551028
Really makes you think...
>>61551003
Even Daenerys is smarter than USA in foreign politics.
>>61551029
She is a qt desu.
>>61538687
I don't watch that gay show but the who has the best military and dominates everyone else. So daenaerius I think
I really don't know who. Tyrion because we're small and the smartest people on earth? Maybe Brienne because you would never expect her to fight like a pro and she's stubborn as fuck?
Maybe Shagga, son of Dolf?
I dunno. Is there a character who continuously makes shit alliances and can't live a free and independent life?
>>61538687
We're that fat fuck virgin in the nightwatch.
>>61546075
because lord varys, like sweden, has no testicles
>>61551127
Oh fuck yeah we're totally Samwell. Father (Sweden) is a dick to us even tho he just sits in his castle while we're out killing white walkers (USSR)
>>61551099
This >>61551127
>conscripted to guard some winter wonderland
>nerdy and focused on books/trying to find the meme to save the day
>qt wildling/mongol gf
>still manages to be based and kill snow zombies
>>61546075
Sweden is Stannis. Same looser with ambitions.
>>61551099
>>61551117
>>61551127
The mongols are in the series, guys.
You're Drogo.
>>61551193
>>61551249
t. pekka khan
>>61551193
But the Dothraki are literally nothing like the Mongols aside from being warlike horse-nomads. If anything they're more like weird vaguely Mesopotamian Comanche.
I'd say Turkey is Walder Frey.
>relevant enough to rustle jimmies
>no one likes him
>allied to a big house like the Lannisters (the US) but they don't enjoy your alliance, solely out of necessity
>incompetent leaders (siege of Riverrun)
>genocides people
But by that logic Armenians would be Starks so it's not that accurate a likeness :^)
>>61550960
>>61551028
to be more percise ned is the metaphore for the white race, tall, pale, blue eyed patrician and just
and to make it even more meme worthy!
he is backstabbed by this swarthy conniving manlet who is a mutt diaspora child in his land, the swarthy manlet who just so happens to meddle in coin and porneia, who is always trying to either bone or pimp his wife and daughter
D&D confirmed for /pol/ users
Ned because we go "muh honor'' just to get rekt in the end.
1. flag
2. pic
![article-2339210-1A3FAC9E000005DC-627_634x487[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ztIeU0M.jpg "article-2339210-1A3FAC9E000005DC-627_634x487[1].jpg")
we're the little monster
descendant from great lineage but kinda underwhelming and crass/low class
militarily weak but exerts small amount of influence through fortuitous abilities/geopolitics
rides on the coattails of forces far stronger than our own
loud obnoxious drunkard
>tries to play for two sides, but fails because of muh emotions. shit at being spy
>does stupid shit for a women
>dies/gets disease while doing stupid shit
>never chills or has fun
>working 24/7
>not happy
>bad at speech
>skilled but its wasted
Lady Stoneheart
>>61551798
best one in this thread desu
>>61541419
nope serbia is this guy (pic related)
Remember him? no? Just like serbia (and all the other countries adjacent to it).
>>61540910
kek
oysters clams and cuckolds
Canada
The hound
Poland
High Sparrow
religious and blown up because he thought he was stronger than he was
is she germany
>>61551300
Mongols are nothing but horse riding warlords
If you are a character you are a cuck. All characters will die. You can only be a dragon.
>>61552787
Somehow I doubt she would come up with the idea of importing hordes of useless poor people to waste money on. Then again I could see her not caring when they start attacking and raping her people.
>>61544419
Difference is, USA doesnt get killed in the process, everyone else does
>>61552841
>merkel invited me so treat me well
reminded me of a case in adana or somewhere in turkey that a refugee eating kebab and not paying because "he is a guest of erdoğan". he got beaten the fuck out tho.
>>61552909
>a refugee eating kebab and not paying because "he is a guest of erdoğan". he got beaten the fuck out tho.
Good.
>>61540545
Russia is Ser Robert Strong
USSR was Ser Gregor Clegane
>>61552945
nice one, that makes sense
>>61540545
Sweden's Aero Hotah.
A white guy played by a sub-saharan african because muh representation.
>>61552810
Being warlike horse nomads does not make them Mongols any more than being an agrarian feudal monarchy makes Westeros bronze-age China.
Their material culture is completely different, their equipment is completely different, their style of warfare is completely different, their social structure is completely different, their beliefs are completely different, their values are completely different, their language is completely different, literally the only thing they have in common with the Mongols is that they are nomadic, warlike, and have horses. And I guess the Bloodriders thing sort of very vaguely resembles the Mongol concept of blood brothers.
>>61553121
You can't expect any analogy to work 100%, stop whining
>>61553066
>mfw he was killed by a little girl with one stab
>>61553121
they are based on mongols
>>61553158
Dorne was a mistake. Post Seaon 3 was a mistake.
Italy is Bad Pussy
>>61553255
her tits look extremely lackluster in that pic compared to the webm with Bronn
>ctrl f sweden
>12 results
Your obsession is unhealthy.
>>61553255
That's obviously Spain. Probably the most obvious one in the whole series.
Italy is the Free Cities. They're the legacy of Valyria, which is the Roman Empire.
>>61538687
Hodor
>fat and retarded
who is she
>>61553295
who do you think sweden most resembles swedenfriend
>>61553347
Germany. Naive and always ruining everything.
>>61553336
spot on
>holds the door and protects the world
>>61553336
he is usa imo
Mexico is Ilyn Payne
>>61552909
>>61552930
Well... number of attacks on rapefugee shelters in Germany.
>>61553579
That quote fits perfectly desu.
>/r/ing pepe pic of "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" and polandball pic of Japan becoming kawaii after America hits it with baseball bat
>>61553625
pretty good, you should make turks hate them too they are tend to chimp out. also laws arent too strict for them because of merkel. fight fire with fire.
>>61538687
1.Flag
2.Unnamed Extra
>>61553625
>only 924
>>61552292
words cannot explain how much i hated her when she scremead that line non-stop
it was the combination of the awful hairdo and the high pitched voice
>>61553728
We have a good bunch of slavs for that. Same outcome, less regret.
>>61553186
season 6 is the best season tho
>>61553316
but that actress is italian anon
we are Ilyn payne desu
>>61538687
The Onion Knight
Honorable hick thinking he's worth shit
>>61553895
All of the Dorne architecture looks Spanish/Umayyad caliphate though
>>61554006
you're right. Most dorne sequences in season five were actually shot in Spain. In the Alcazar of Sevilla, precisely
>>61553872
How can someone have such a shit taste ?
>>61538687
1. flag
2. Stannis
Autistic, obsessed with order and lawfulness, prepared to do abhorrent things under the right circumstances
also, slightly cucked
>>61554275
I miss him ;_;
>>61554302
I definitely think we'll get a better end to his story in the books, so let's hope the fat fuck doesn't die
>>61538687
1.flag
2.Jaqen H'ghar
>we are everywhere
>making your dirty work if the price is right
>including killing for no reason
>>61553872
I disagree with your opinion.
>>61538687
Idk desu fampai
May that mormont girl? Small and irrelevant but not a soft pushover cuck like Sweden.
>>61553872
they pretty much fucked up at the faceless men shit. it seemed some kinda deep shit, but they fucked up horribly.
>>61554479
Can't remember if it was in english or polish, but I've seen a meme with her going "I'll give you 23 footballers" after iceland fucked england up.
>>61554479
based norway
>>61554522
She probably fits Iceland better than Norway, that's true.
>saves millions of lives in King's Landing
>everyone hates him anyway
>>61554752
The honorable Ned Sturrk refused to listen to him.
Presumably no one else did either.
So he gave up and accepted his fate as the dark knight.
probably victarion greyjoy
proud and dumb and think they are smarter than everyone else
>>61553980
>implying Donovan isn't important voice of reason
kill yourself
Littlefinger is always switching sides. He's Italy.
>>61543215
How is life in Monaco? Are you filthy rich?
>>61545953
still a pretty good character
>>61552710
Thanks for the spoiler cunt
>>61553764
what a qt.
>>61556030
It`s been out for almost a week.
>>61551186
You are completely retarded.
Please kill yourself.
>>61556503
why are you so mean
>>61549951
t. Mamadou al-Moktar
>>61550412
That's kay, Loras is a cool lad
>>61557517
He is mean.
Towards Stannis calling him a loser and towards Sweden calling it a loser with ambition.
Hot Pie
but which cunt is Tyrion?
>>61559114
Australia
>>61549892
And baelish who keeps manipulating him is USA.
>>61559114
>>61559159
Britain
>physically small
>politically savvy
>unattractive
>gets drunk at all hours of the day
>wealthy
>symbol is a lion
>likes slags
>hand of the king
Are we Boltons or white walkers?
>>61559217
*And uncle baelish who cares for him is USA.
I dont know his name, but that guy that tried to change things and people really rooted for but then got killed out of nowhere just to create some cheap thrills.
We're also that guy whose floppy dick was all over the camera.
>>61559250
Night King
1. Greece
2. Podrick Payne
>>61559569
really big dick?
Which country is he?
>>61548557
kek
>>61538687
>>61562022
Tibet/Nepal
>>61551496
Swarthy like your Jewish ass?
1. Switzerland
2. Bank of Braavos (probably)
but who is joffrey
I'm not sure.
Sandor?
We abandoned the UK, but it still got on without us
>fuck the King
We like drinking.
>bring me wine
We like fighting now and then.
We aren't bad we just want to live in peace amongst ourselves.
>the sept scene
I could be wrong though.
>>61568037
It would have to be a puppet that throws temper tantrums on a daily basis.
>>61568103
it fits
The Wall
>we protect the realm of men from wildlings of the east(north in the show)
>noone helps us
>they hate us because we use to rape and shit
>little to no attractive women
Literally a fucking wall.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TQKu6Cv.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>muh heritage
>muh pride
>yes, I will suck any cock just to serve some boipuc autist
Which cunt is Bran?
>>61569269
France
>>61546075
You're Lancel Lannister
Samwell Tarly or Maergery...
>>61572229
Both are nice characters just like France :3
