late night karenposting edition
cara
araca
going to go get a glass of apple juice
>tfw have your own thread
such a rush
>>61535952
it's great innit
Not sure if there's two Irish posters bickering at each other over MDMA or its just one schizo
MADE
>>61535966
maybe it's just you
FOR
>>61535966
Who's to say it's not you having a very thrilling convo with your other halves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQlOLUOqs58
How does this make you feel?
>>61536022
It could be easily who knows
Any of you fags from Preston?
I really miss her. I've lost... it won't stop hurting... It's like she's still here
>>61535966
t. Trinity
HEADPATS
>>61536024
whats he drinking hahah
ab fab movie is p. good
finally put my new bed together lads
now time to sleep on it
>>61536075
you made your bed, now sleep in it
>>61536069
Yogurt
>>61536056
Lads, it's a hell of a drug desu
>>61536073
>ab fab
How gay are you?
>>61536091
Just got into it
Took me fucking 2 and a half hours to figure how to put it together
>>61536075
Post a pic lad
Show us your Spider-Man sheets
>>61536093
why?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Always light at the end of the tunnel
>>61536123
how's it feel lad
do you have a pillow?
>>61535907
>>61536123
I want to immigrate. How can I get a qt blonde girlfriend?
>>61536140
if the tunnel is literal torture and the light isn't very bright i'd rather just collapse
>>61536159
welcome to the thread!
>>61536131
we just don't know
>>61536137
How was this fellow discovered and more importantly how can the dentist be stopped
>>61536112
What is?
>>61536137
THE DENTIST THE CONSPIRACIES
>>61536144
I have 2 pillows, it's a double bed
Now just need someone to share it with ;-;
>>61536171
I wish I knew
>>61536226
craft a human effigy out of pillows
>>61536222
Molly
>>61536137
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PClQGDftbwg
>TheReportOfTheWeek
>The Ocado Sticker, a true staple of this channel.
What did he mean by this?
back to the motherfucking county jail
fuck it lads
time to sleep
would rather not come back here but i know i'll see you bastards again tomorrow haha
x
>>61536190
/u/RebeccaStilles69
very good reddit slag
>>61536240
FOY
>>61536240
You'll be alri
Imagine having a gf lads. A real live girl to do fun things with who will also let you touch her boobs. Wild.
>>61536332
we are entering a new age of karenposting
>>61536429
>new
lmao that pic is 2 or 3 years old
Why do the Irish say "ass" instead of "arse"?
>>61536453
how do you know?
>>61536240
I emphasise with your situation, threads gonna be dead soon and you'll want someone to talk to
Sorry mate
Might be worth listening to music and dancing around your room for a bit
>do a wank
>willy dribbles for hours after
thanks god
Any love for expats? We're worried about you guys.
>>61536472
I just checked
Nov2013
>>61536482
There will be other threads xoxo
>>61536506
oh ok then
guess i was wrong :x
>>61536540
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnvPt_a7iOQ
watched this so many times
so fucking cool
>>61536528
Drink lots of water la
I'm here as well to talk
>>61536422
Its overrated. Really expensive. A lot of the time you have nothing in common. So many girls seem to only have travelling and instagram as hobbies.
>>61536575
mental for his age
how many times do you think he tried before he landed it?
>>61536528
Have a good night x
>>61536581
Do Irish people drink non-alcoholic drinks?
>>61536581
I'm a sweat box as it is, taking one of those diralytes now
>>61536422
I don't have a gf but I know girls who will let me touch their boobs
LE LOOK AT ME MAMMY XDDDDD IM SO KEWL~ DOING LE BOLD BOY DRUGS :DDDDDDD
>>61536607
Cheers la
>>61536614
Kekked
r8 my liver lads
>>61536666
Give it a rest
>>61536684
WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE GUIZE :DDDDD 2KEWL4SKOOL B)_~ wicked
>>61536666
Do i annoy you?
>>61536602
Still better than dying alone and unloved innit
>>61536631
Stop lying, leaf
>>61536666
Give it a rest
fucking faggots
ITS A BIT FUCKING DEAD ISNT IT
>>61536817
Go fuck some tulips you Danish prick
Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Business idea: inhabit a ruthlessly Darwinian planet in the shadow of a dying star in a vast and unfeeling universe progressing towards an inevitable heat death
what must we do lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkLT5krv_6c
Right lads, thought experiment here.
>>61536889
ye?
>>61536682
Hepatitis C/10
>>61536883
>in the shadow of a [...] star
utter retard
Irish posters are the most banterous and interesting on /brit/ and it'd be Shite without us I cannot be proven wrong
Do you ever wish you weren't you? I hate my stupid face, the sound of my voice, my shit personality
>>61536886
We must go to Stafford-upon-Kekham and stick your willy in the telly while wearing wellies and watching lorries full of lollies
>englel
look at this fucking paki
>>61536240
Molly? You fucking dose, are you American all of a sudden? It's just MDMA, or E if it's a pill for fucks sake.
>>61536958
you sure told him mate
>Leave Boris to me
What did he mean by this?
>>61536958
he's astrally projecting into my mind
>>61536894
Where would you be right now if things just ended up differently?
But vague, but let me continue.
If you had gone to the 'other school' whilst growing up, hung around with a different bunch of people, never/tried drugs.
I'm thinking this because I had the chance to go to another school when going up, if I went I wouldn't be here right now for sure.
>>61536469
We don't. It's an arse, hole, or hoop.
>>61536958
I don't speak leprechaun
can extremely low self esteem ever be fixed? i dislike myself and have zero confidence a lot of the time, my ego feels so messed up
baws git down
>>61536976
you wouldn't be here rn if you necked yourself either
>>61536958
t. backarse of the country
>>61536996
No, sorry lid
>>61536958
cut with bath salts (Thanks home office)
ketflix and pills haha lol
>>61536976
"elsewhere" desu
think a girl had a crush on me when i was about 10 turns out she got quite fit and has literal biillionaire parents but pokémon was more important, thats probably the only thing i could've done different but we'll never know
>>61537067
haha
>>61536605
judging by the sweat on him, must've been there 'a good two hours'.
but nah srsly, I imagine he was there that long, if not longer.
acted like a bit of an arse at the end though, considering his age and all.
Drugs are for losers. I am high on life.
>>61537067
I'm keeping that, you bantersauras rex
might have some caffeine lads aren't i mad haha
whats a safe dose?
>>61536614
What is a non-alcoholic drink? I drink Guinness for breakfast, and whiskey for lunch!
>>61536992
Good. You'll never find out where my lucky charms are hidden.
>>61536976
No point dwelling on the past or constantly reminding yourself of what could have been and looking back with rose tinted glasses, past is past future hasn't happened yet. You could have gone to that school, been bullied or just didnt like it and decided youd go back to your old one. Youll decay yourself if you live in regret.
>>61537087
haha propa wonky stuff that kezzle la
>>61537113
he could do with deGAYing himself haha
ahaha I WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE A FAMILY I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS wahaha
strange how there are so many irish posters here
my theory is that the original mdma irish poster started the eire thread and then contacted these irish posters so that they'd come here
Big Bang Theory is a funny show
>>61537027
Lad: I've not heard anyone call it molly over here until now. Not even those D4 types in Dublin
>>61537049
Sometimes its with ket over here, not the worst I guess, once you've a beer to keep on top of things.
>>61537067
This. This is good.
>>61537113
I'm actually quite the opposite in that case though. I've great friends, doing a course that I love, have a girlfriend of almost 4 years now, abd haven't a worry in the world.
What I was getting at us how different things could've been. I know the other school I could've went to was infamously shit. Would've ended up being one of the boys and so.
>>61537087
>>61537067
>gf studying abroad for two months
>tells me how some russian dude she's with keeps flirting with her and asked her out for lunch a few times
what is her goal in telling me this
>>61537199
See you're not from Dublin. Or if you are, just run in completely different circles.
>>61537185
There's me, trying to help him as I know what a bad trip is like, the one from the /Eire/ thread on md and another one who's telling him to degay himself etc so only three
>Get rejected by girl
>scream and sperg at her
Who knew this runt
>>61537235
A gram of corn flakes?
>>61537243
Cheers for the consideration, but really I'm grand. It's extremely hard to feel like shit when on mdma.
Xanax any good
>>61537236
she's being honest, better than her not telling you
Just cut my fingers on my electric saw while cutting wood for my snake vivarium
how do i filter ireland
>>61536976
I don't know you, lad, but in this case I'd say count yerself lucky you didn't end up being one of the boys (who are probably having some laugh hanging around the estate being shams, in trouble with the guards and have no prospects). You've a girl, a course ya love, and a future. Many would be very grateful for that!
>>61537185
I just happened to check this board out tonight, since I'm bored to fuck. Turns out there's a few of us paddies on tonight.
>>61537299
True, but why does she feel the need to tell me? Like it's kind of funny because the culture barrier is just comical, but I doubt she would actually fuck him or anything. Is she just trying to make me jealous or what
>>61537200
You the one doing economics? Opposite for me sadly, went to a shit school, had a chance to go to clongoes and be bummed in the showers at a rugby match instead basically ended up becoming one of the lads
>>61537344
>I doubt she would actually fuck him
are you sure?
just matched this really fit paki on tinder, don't know if i should message her or not
You will never have babies
we finally safe lads?
is it over?
>>61537370
you some kind of homo?
>>61537403
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>>61537344
>I doubt she would actually fuck him or anything
>>61537328
Oh trust you and me I count myself lucky everyday. It really is a shame when I see people who I grew up with just turning into bags of shite. I know they may have had a bad deal of cards in life, but there's always ways around things in life.
>>61537349
No, I'm doing pharma.
What I've learned so far in my time, if you want something, you will get it. Still can't get over how it stands through. You set yourself a goal, achieve, set higher, achieve. None can tell you or anyone else otherwise.
>>61537426
nige wouldn't be happy
>>61537344
dunno m8, mine does the same and would tell me all the time about this guy at her work who kept hitting on her
wasn't sure if she was trying to make me jealous, but i kind of liked the fact she was honest about it rather than not mentioning it which makes me trust her more and i'd know for a fact that her orbiters never interest her, so probably nothing to worry about
this lads
how do girls deal with having long hair?
it's nothing but a pain
>>61537271
kek
>>61537474
Can we stop with the meme that Brits are ugly?
Pic related. What a hot bong mates...
so....
>>61537403
Depends if you think Farage is a literal cunt, or not. If you think so, then sorry, the shit is still on the fan.
>>61537446
Good lad yourself, keep that going. I float between different circles myself, and really glad I didn't end up like numerous lads I know who got locked up for robbery or murder.
Fuck it, time for bed. Enjoy the trip, lad!
>>61537474
comb it
hey look it's cleanshirt! how do you get that shirt so clean mate?
>>61537547
Sound la, codladh sámh
>>61537547
>Depends if you think Farage is a literal cunt
but he is
he's a snobby little twat who most likely got bullied or bullied people in school.
>>61537572
nothing wrong with snobbery
WHERE IS EVERYONE
>>61537572
>who most likely got bullied
you should be able to identify with him then
>>61537618
all the remain voters committed sudoku
>>61537618
Any good interracial porn websites? Preferably with creampie scenes and lots of jump-cuts?
gonna take a shower. should i wash my hair, lads?
>>61537564
bleach init
>>61537644
Dogfart.com
>"Why should we fight" he asked me,
>"'Cause England is at war?
>Why are they fighting now, Dad,
>What are they fighting for?
>What does it mean to you, Dad,
>To babes, and mum, and me?
>The Germans won't come here
>From away across the sea.
>So why should you go there, Dad,
>And leave us here to cry?
>Is it cause England owns us?
>Is that the reason why?"
>His eyes look widely at me,
>I tightly held my son,
>And this is how I answered,
>His questions one by one.
>"We fight when England calls us,
>For in her sacred keep
>The ashes of our fathers
>Lie in her soil asleep.
>And many times for England
>They fought that she'd be free,
>And they are part of England,
>And so, my son, are we.
>And some may pass her by, lad,
>And some may scorn her hand,
>But we must be forever
>A part of that fair land.
>For everything we have son,
>That's good and fine and just
>Was washed in British blood
>And given to us on trust.
>"And we must keep that trust, son,
>Against the force of greed.
>And fight beside old England
>Whenever she's in need.
>And once again she's calling
>Across the Empire wide,
>And all her Empire answers:
>"You'll find us at your side"
>Oh yes, we're owned by England,
>But we own England, too,
>As you are part of me son,
>And I am part of you"
Harold Wood, Ontario, Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtg7NbCwok
what an obnoxious cunt
>>61537376
I have a daughter in Brazil
>>61537584
t. someone from guildford
>>61537623
i'm not a racist 2bqh
>>61537676
what has farage said that is racist you dumb fucking lefty attention whore
>>61537676
>i'm not a racist
the evidence suggests otherwise
>>61537675
My condolences
>>61537715
UMMM WHAT HASN'T HE SAID???1
*shakes head* omg
>>61537676
>t. someone from guildford
Thoughts?
>>61537715
>>61537731
triggered
>>61537767
you're too white to be from guildford m8
61537823
what has farage said that is racist? let's all watch as he dodges the question again
>I'm not a racist
>Doth thine eyes deceiveth me? Yanks in thine thread? Prythee, I beseech thee flee elsewhere
vapeman is the greatest gimmick of 2016
>>61537876
>Yanks in thine thread?
*thy
>>61537856
Has he been Jacob Rees-Mogg in disguise this whole time?
>>61537924
Thank yee
>>61537855
the Referendum
most vile racist event in human history after the Holocaust
Great Britain has been deleted from the EU. The EU now has 1GB extra free storage.
update: i am still a virgin
*drives into /brit/*
*accidentally on the right hand side of the road*
*crashes into a school bus filled with children*
>>61538086
Time to download more porn
just opened my window and shouted "nigger" into the night
>>61538050
what about the polocaust that was fueled by the referendum?
if they can overrule the "boaty mcboatface" vote, surely they can overrule the brexit vote?
>>61538050
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/30/the-warnings-of-the-holocaust-have-never-been-more-relevant-in-b/
Ironic considering Jews mostly voted Leave.
>>61538106
>Tiny Greek gets fucked by BIG german cock
me on the left
need a gander of potential new PM chebs
Don't Fear The Reaper is unironically the GOAT rock song
>>61538141
Jews are evil racist hitlers who apartheidacosted poor little Arab Palestinians
>>61538167
>Petite Greek gets shit on by German milf dominatrix
>34 min
>480p
>450GB
>>61538194
Veteran of the Psychic Wars is better by them
do you guys think ukip will have a house majority if the government is too leisurely with the exit?
>want to order some custom cut glass online
>want fucking £50 for delivery
>>61538297
how about i 'custom cut' your fucking face mate
What's the worst type of monger?
>A warmonger
>A leave vote- I mean fishmonger
>A remain v- I mean fearmonger
?
>>61538295
Probably not since UKIP currently have 1/650
Nice clear sky, crescent moon is out. Sunrise will be nice
>>61538395
>crescent moon is out
that's when Muslims are at their most powerful
Just spent £400 and feel depressed
What's the biggest amount of money you've wasted lads?
>>61538327
shitemonger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY
me on the left
I wish I was dead
>>61538444
Good think I'm not in england then.
My life is so weird lads
Why do I exist
>>61538494
like ur face
have people in England ever seen trees? What about birds?
>>61538520
You're right my face is weird
>You (you) want to deport this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
post slags
>>61537661
just saw this posted in brit/pol/
good show
>>61538527
birds don't exist in the Uk
>>61538477
WEW lad
I wish I was ALIVE
>>61537645
ideally you should only be washing your hair once a month.
This whole shampoo every day meme is a marketing creation.
Chewing the jaw off myself lads, sitting out the back with a can and no shirt. This is great
>>61538589
Pics
I've ordered a vape AMA
>>61538598
Of?
>>61538613
You :3
>>61538641
I'm in some awful state Lad
>>61538662
what's Mississippi like?
i feel like i've been living in an alternate reality for almost two weeks. a popular vote has torn apart the EU, lead to the almost inevitable separation of Scotland from the UK and will lead to problems in northern Ireland and the border issues. why would people vote so willingly for a horrible situation
>>61538662
That's ok I still love you <3
Just watched this "look who's back" film
Best film I've seen in ages 2bh
>>61538683
And you're asking me?
>>61538696
You're grand, inside now. Here's me can.
>>61538686
The north is fine, just ignore it and it'll stay quiet.
how much is a kidney worth?
I never drink
>>61538718
Are you the lad that had those fancy Irish water bottles littered around his room?
>>61538744
There's a lad like that?
>>61538729
well let's hope EU based financial institutions relocate from london to dublin and you guys feels the benefit of brexit. meanwhile the UK and ireland experience the first time of not being closely intertwined in history
>Captcha fuckery has reduced /brit/ speed by 28% and increased 4chan pass sales by 73%
>>61538718
>carlsberg
literal piss
>>61538730
about 5 freddos
>>61538782
The eu has often been saying they want their financial centre to be at the geographic centre and if anything moves from London they hope it will be to Frankfurt
>>61538730
I'll give you some shoes
>>61538772
Yea, they were plastic water bottles from some Irish company and loads of cans of Guinness and pint glasses
Dis my cheap wine and (former) plate of quesadilla
>>61538793
seriously what's going on with these captchas
>>61538782
Hey Guys! It's you greatest ally! Sweden! Just passing by to say hello!
>>61538827
show us your back yard
>>61538811
either way brexit is a disaster to the financial services industry that the UK relies on. brexit is the grand sum of morons
>>61538827
show us your sister's neck
>>61538827
Nah, I'm the lad on drugs.
>>61538871
I'm chillin on the deck, fogs rolling in but that's DT LA between the trees
>>61538893
aren't you cool
>>61538882
brexit is sooooo last week
It's my last week at work and I'm going to ask out my co-worker tonight. 21 year old KV here btw, wish me luck.
>>61538890
Naw she's inside
>>61538893
No shit laddy, there was a lad a few weeks back with the bottles
Fuck it, show us your dick
>>61538915
Forgot pic
>>61538920
I'm delighted that annoy you.
