Who else /hype/ for next monday?
I hate mondays.
>>61532753
I'm already planning on obnoxiously shitposting on every board before getting drunk with my friends and eating a cheeseburger
Hype as fuck desu
>>61532753
whats next monday
Gonna go fishing, shoot guns, blast jazz, blues, and bluegrass, and grill a bunch of murders with my dad and brother.
>>61534273
Why don't brits celebrate the 4th of July?
>>61532753
I am super hype
Can't wait to see if they run this deal again.
>>61534003
Lel, I didn't even know what this thread was about until you posted that image
>>61534575
>show your burger pride
Can't be fabricated
>>61534681
Get out of thread former oppressors and now slaves to us.
Im ready to see that someone blew their head off with a firework like last year
Is anyone else going to catch some of the based yearly Twilight Zone Independence Day marathon?
hyped for the fair
they've set one up in a park a <10 minute walk away from me every year since I was a wee 3-year-old
>>61534729
Enjoy your Independence Day lad I'm sure you won't eat too much
>>61534743
>blew their head off
Wasn't it "just" a mortar shell the dumbass put on his head because Newton's laws are for squares?
Just wondering? Do SJW find the American Pride or celebrating 4th of July offensive?
>>61534881
Who cares what they think?
>>61534881
No, everyone celebrates 4th of july.
>>61533332
Good man
>>61534907
>image.jpg
I didn't expect better.
>>61534881
>SJW
So tired of this retarded term. I'm sure that some do, but I'm sure most don't. Why? Anything left of full-on national socialist is tagged "SJW" on this site, it's impossible to give you a fair answer.
>>61534787
i wont eat anything in all likelihood. me and my buddies are all taking some really clean acid and wandering around while everyone lights off explosives. we call it the "american hellfire"
>>61534881
They find anything pride without being gay and/or black to be bigotry, but like what an another anon said, their opinions and activities don't matter, because they already sold their souls so they can feel good about themselves the easy way out.
>>61534881
>Do SJW find [everything] offensive?
Yes.
>>61532753
What happens OP?
>>61532753
Hello yes pay taxes pls
Its my birthday 4th july :3. I always pretend American fireworks and celebrations are for me
>>61532753
Can you compare it with Koningsdag or is it some family bullshit like Christmas, ALL YOU CAN EAT AT HOME?
>>61534999
good digits
good flag
good proxy
good rare
>>61534999
Independence Day
>>61535022
>Can you compare it with Koningsdag
Not sure what that is
>>61535022
>AT HOME
Nah.
We go outside and blast fireworks and do all sorts of celebrations with the community or just your family.
You can still freely™ do so independently™.
>>61532753
A celebration?
>>61535017
They are for you!
>>61535017
You have a nice birthday and nice taste :3
>>61535017
American celebrations are for everyone
>>61535017
You're invited to this year's independence day and fireworks
>>61535017
That's a pretty sad life you lead.
>>61534881
Most likely fewer than in other countries.
The ones that do think that way are disregarded.
FIREWORKS!!!
>>61534999
the entire american public gets drunk, eats grilled food and plays with explosives. at the same time.
always a ton of fun even if you have no plans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM
>>61532753
It's one of the few days I get off from my shit tier job so yes. I plan to catch up on sleep instead of spending the day worshiping the American flag and shooting off guns and fireworks.
Maybe I'll watch some fireworks at night. If I wake up early enough I might play some vidya too.
>>61535071
STOP
>>61534881
No, they turn off their SJW mode for the day. They're like werewolves on a full moon. Repeating the Pledge of Allegiance throughout your childhood is a hell of a drug.
>>61533282
huehuehue
im ready
can't wait to get cross faded and play with fireworks
or i might drop acid and watch
planning on flying a union jack along side old glory this monday OOORAH
>>61535410
do it. it is an incredible day to take some strong shit. i remember fondly one year me and my friends dosed up, got in soldier costumes and wandered around all the mortar fire pretending we were in some sort of battle. so goddamn fun.
fireworks really go well with visually stimulating psychedelics. and the explosions sound insane
>>61535229
Thank you for that
>>61535410
doing this as well. be safe friend!
>tfw I'm not gonna be in the US of A for the next 4th of July
>>61535757
FUGGING TRAITOR
>>61535757
be careful. they'll revoke your citizenship
>>61535410
You can buy guns in the USA but can you buy heavy fireworks like this in your cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIDejUtfLvw
>>61536006
yes
>>61534907
>>61532753
oh look, another american holiday that's been contorted and pimped into a gross, self-congratulatory, hyper-consumerist, branded wankfest. 4th of july = grill beer and fireworks. no appreciation of the history. just another day you can take off from your shit job. brought to you by budlight.
>>61536211
I had to work memorial day and maybe this independence day
>tfw a contractor instead of full time employee
>>61536006
yeah you can
>>61536211
fuck off yank
>>61536006
>can you buy heavy fireworks like this in your cunt?
Buddy, we can buy bigger shit than that at any gas station, grocery store or truck stop in the state.
>>61534003
reddit polandball REEEEEE
>>61536294
sry m8, did i make you think?
>>61536142
>>61536250
>>61536299
Well this looks kinda gay desu senpai
>>61535410
>>61536006
Depends on local laws, but yes.
Pennsylvania, for example allows you to buy, sell, and even build just about any type of fireworks without any sort of permits, but you need a permit to detonate them.
>>61535808
>>61535977
>>61536028
I'll be in Best Ally, though, so maybe there'll be a display of fireworks anyway...
>>61536646
the artillery shells are exactly what your video shows
its just a standard mortar
the boxes are the multiple rapid fire mortars like in ur video
>>61534575
this is amazing tbqfh
>>61536646
They're obviously setting up a modest fireworks display for people with nervous disorders.
>>61534881
>MFW liberals are the ones doing all the celebrating and obscene show of pride
Feels good
>>61534907
>MFW my sister in law's brother mounted a mortar on the back of his pickup truck and we going to launch rockets and shells for Monday.
>MFW all you can eat community barbeque with all day football and paintball shooting.
>MFW the local police dont care what we do since it is fun.
>MFW im gonna have some sex in tye woods with a girl while our parents are busy watching the fireworks.
>MFW my brother is going to find and buy for me an nvidia 1080
>MFW can't wait to wake up
>>61536299
They sell 165 pound firework cakes at any gas station, grocery store or truck stop in the state.
Sorry but i don't believe that, but no bully; enjoy the 4th of july!
>>61537024
It's true nigga, they sell them shits at the side of the road. Bitches lit, only like 19.99.
FUCK OFF AMERIFATS
Wait your turn tomorrow is our day
>>61537157
PICS
>>61537217
I drive by several just like this every day.
Ironically I'm getting deported on the 4th
Freedom hurray
>>61537327
If you really loved this country you would pay taxes you filthy illegal.
>>61537367
Fuck u Cletus
I'm not Mexican btw
>>61537309
There's about 5 of those stands within a mile radius from my house. Too bad I don't have the money to buy some ;__;
>>61533282
>come to thread
>only US and Canadian flags
what happens on monday tho
>>61537737
>what happens on monday tho
Take a wild guess.
>>61537710
this is actually quite terrifying because it reminds me of a strange recurring dream i had when i was a babby boy about a face in the wall
>>61532753
What's that place in Europe that celebrates the 4th of July? I saw it on TV once. I feel like it was some town in the Netherlands...
>>61538024
Rebild in Denmark, apparently.
And 14 days before le french day of freedom
>>61538119
they should be show down for creating the dutch flag there
>>61536692
Which best ally?
>>61538119
Stronk
>>61538253
The one and only best ally
>>61538301
>trough cut dick, unity
>>61538456
>trough
>/trôf/
>NOUN: a long, narrow open container for animals to eat or drink out of.
What did he mean by this?
>>61532753
you mean THIS monday?
>>61532753
I'm exited and I'm from fucking Paraguay.
My neighborhood sounds like a war zone. Thousands and thousands of dollars are spent and it's even a lower-middle class neighborhood where they really should be spending money on better things.
I do enjoy it, though.
>>61532753
I'm hype for tomorrow.
>>61532753
so if eurofags don't have 4th of July, do they just skip to the 5th of July?
Gonna try and break my burger eating record this year! Wish me luck, friends.
>>61532753
>tfw France national day is 10 days after USA's one.
Based ally
>>61539827
why
God bless America, best nation in the world
just made 5lbs of black powder
it's going to be awesome
>>61540358
I want to make mocha colored children with her.
>>61540017
Booze it up, canuck. Or whatever you do on Canada Day.