>greatest philosophers
>greatest mathematicians
>greatest military history
>greatest architecture
>greatest language
>greatest country
How do they do it, lads?
>>61527167
Why do you think we eat froglegs ?
>>61527167
>France
>white
>>61527167
It's always been geographically in a great position to take the best from both cultures (Mediterranean and germanicuck)
Centralized early
>>61527237
Looks like chicken t.bh
>>61527237
it looks like chicken. does it taste like chicken?
>>61527271
Even an Algerian don't clean toilets unlike poles hahahahah
>>61527167
>>greatest philosophers
Up there
>>greatest mathematicians
No
>>greatest military history
No
>>greatest architecture
No
>>greatest language
Subjective
>>greatest country
No
>How do they do it, lads?
They don't
>>61527314
>>61527295
I never ate them
>>61527323
At least my gf is save. How's yours? With big Ahmed cock?
>>61527295
>>61527314
Actually, it's more or less similar to chicken.
>>61527314
Honestly, I don't know, the last time I eated it it was as a child. All I remember is that it was rubbery, chewy. Don't remember if it was tasty.
Also there was almost nothing to eat on each leg. But I was a child, it's really far away.
>>61527323
ha ha ha. Please stop posting.
>>61527167
France is a nation of overcompensators
Napoleon compensating for being short
revolutioners got cucked by christianity so they chimped out
current generation sees all their women hang out with ahmed and jamal so they try to overcompensate
>>61527167
>Exercise a high degree of caution
>>61527838
How do you even overcompensate for being such a moron?
>greatest philosophers
Ancient Greece.
>greatest mathematicians
Britain.
>greatest military history
Britain.
>greatest architecture
Italy.
>greatest language
Italy.
>greatest country
African Muslim colony.
>>61527838
>Napoleon compensating for being short
He wasn't really short. He was just the normal height for this time.
The only reason that you (uneducated faggot) believe that he was a dawrf is
1 - English propaganda
2 - His "Vieille garde" (elit unit of the Imperial guard) was only constituted by people who were at least 1.76 metter high (for they impress enemies, they were giant for its time...).
>>61530103
>He wasn't really short. He was just the normal height for this time
This a lie, any painting with him and other people in it always portrays him as the shortest person considerably
>>61530103
close to three months , it would not have been French though.
(He was born three months after Corsica became French ) .
So no education in military schools , no promotion , and of course , no coup d'état.
>>61527167
You just described Italy
>>61530202
He was pretty short, but not really short for the time... English propaganda presented him like a dwarf. he wasn't.
Are you like 1.78 m high? Well, you're a dwarf.
>>61529639
>britain
>good mathematicians
>>61527167
>>greatest philosophers
Germans followed by ancient Greeks.
>>greatest mathematicians
Hahah. No.
>>greatest military history
Rome? Maybe?
>>greatest architecture
Subjective.
>>greatest language
Subjective. (nasal gay shit imho)
>>greatest country
No. You'll find a couple countries immediately neighboring them that are by far greater.
>>61530202
That's because for beeing part of his personnal protection you should be tall
>>61529639
>greatest architecture
>Italy.
Italy has fantastic architecture, right there at the top, but French architecture is the very pinnacle of beauty and craftmanship.
>greatest architecture
Everything is too centralized in France
outside of Paris there is nothing really great when comes to architecture
>>61530387
France is very good in Math, we have some of the best Mathematician in the world:
Poincaré, Descartes, Lagrange, Valois, Fournier, Pascal, Fermat, Viète, ...
And look at the French Field: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fields_Medal
>>61527167
>>greatest philosophers
Not in my opinion
>>greatest mathematicians
Who and why would anybody care
>>greatest military history
While France's military history is certainly a great one they had to give up that title after 1870 and 1940 desu
>>greatest architecture
I prefer German architecture a lot, also architecture varies wildly in different areas
>>greatest language
Way too complicated, saying things takes forever and writing is also affected by their bullshit, who the fuck has time to write Qu'est-ce que c'est?
>>greatest country
No
>>61527167
The aesthetics of their borders are fucking god-tier.
if you consider communist blocks-styled buildings great architecture then yes, France is full of it.
>>61530772
>While France's military history is certainly a great one they had to give up that title after 1870
You just ERASE the WW1, Belgium friend.
>and 1940 desu
Absolutely true.
>>>greatest language
Way too complicated
True, too.
>>61530516
Italy has better architecture simply because of this reason: >>61530730
There's cool looking stuff in Italy everywhere: Turin, Genoa, Milan, Florence, Rome, Siena, Venice, Syracuse, Vatican City, etc, while France is lacking in variety due to being too centralized around their capital.
>>61530387
We had a few good matheux.
Cauchy, d'Alembert, Ampère et Lavosier, to name some.
>>61527371
>>61529639
>France
>not greatest military history
>>61531026
And based Villani !!!
>>61530960
While France was strong during WW1, I think they would have lost against Germany if it were 1v1
Btw I'm German, maybe it's just my bias
>>61530769
>>61531026
Yes of course, you have had some great minds in mathematics, but a statement like "THE greatest" is a bit cocky. I mean, should we just forget about all the contributions from Poles, Russians, Germans or really any other great nation in the field or in history (groundwork laid by the Persians/Greeks, the god damn Islamic world..)? At the very least give it (the statement) some reasonable doubt.
I love these threads. Everytime, every fucking time a dumpster from an irrelevant shithole feels mandated to compare us with germans and britons, in order to trigger some raging frogs.
Well, the first were unified under french rules. The last are literraly a french former colony.
From this, nothing could really damage me. Op is somehow right.
Best cuisine (note the word "cuisine" btw)
Richest history in the world, hence
Most visited country in the world by far
First powered helico/plane
The invention of the trash or the photography and even the cinema
Airbus, L'Oreal, Louis Vuitton, Areva...
Top medal Fields per capita
My ancestors did the free United states of America. Beside they gave them their most known monument.
USA, which is now the most powerfull nation the world has whitnessed.
We sell submarines to fucking australia.
We build nuclear powerplants in great britain.
We maintain peace in the whole Africa.
We have the biggest EEZ in the fucking world.
We have a spatial port, the second in the world actually, first for commercial launchs.
our country has 12 timezones, that's more than Russia.
Seriously guys, even with our actual president, our cancerous leftards, our foreign nigs (nigs from islands are ok), our Sand nigs, this sentence :"i'm french" is just a promised boner.
It's like saying :"I have a bit Dick" or "my life is wonderful"
Voilà.
>greatest philosophers
India
>greatest mathematicians
India
>greatest military history
India
>greatest architecture
India
>greatest language
India (Sanskrit)
>greatest country
India
I think this is much more true than it is for any European country, except maybe Greece or Italy. Europoors are just good at stealing ideas and trying to take credit for them.
>>61531062
Ne moraš uopće odgovarati takvim postovima. Prošlo je koliko godina i ta mema se toliko uvriježila ovdje da je postala činjenica...
>>61527167
>greatest language
Only nigs and arabs speak French
>>61531212
It's okay. Europe is returning to irrelevancy, and this century only started. By mid-century, no one will care about them.
>>61531062
>need Britain and America to bail them out in 1914
>get rekt in 1940
>lose at Dien Bien Phu in 1954
>get embarrassed at Suez in 1956
>win in Algeria
>promptly piss it away thanks to De Gaulle
>b-but Napoleon was good
>>61531212
t. Poojeet
>>61531003
>France is lacking in variety
Absolute horse crap
I'm genuinely triggered
>>61531165
>they would have lost against Germany if it were 1v1
Dude, is your historical education based on video games/movies?
France was your principal oppenent in WW1; in the west front. the second one was the UK.
I don't even know where to start. So tired about holywood history.
>>61531212
Good post, with s few disagreement
India is a literally universal term for "underrated" and "overlooked" in every galaxy and every living, sentient form's vocabulary...
>>61531336
t. Huemonkey
>>61531323
>Need french kingdom for their freedom
>Piss then on the french
By the way, Russia 'was the real german killer.
>>61531432
>liberate France
>France fucks off out of NATO
>kicks the US out of France
>w-we want to chart our own path honhonhon
>le perfidious Ami made fun of us for pussing out
>>61531323
Ameriguy asking for a chronology of US defeat
>>61531209
>We maintain peace in the whole Africa
specially in Libya, putting down Geddaffi and literally starting the migrant invasion
>>61531062
Why did you put a war they lost there?
>>61531062
I swear our motto should be "wrecking coalitions sice 496"
>>61531357
Of course it was our principal opponent but having to fight the Russians and to support the failing Austrians while you gained support from the Brits definitely changed a lot
>>61531504
That strangely remind me of what UK is doing right know.
Anyway.
This goy>>61531432
Will respond to you bro.
>>61531357
Also of course my knowledge is not based off hollywood, France vs Germany is pretty much the only thing ever talked about as if that was the only part of the war
>>61531180
No country is the best at anything, though, especially something so abstract
>>61529639
>language
Honestly it sounds saltyless in comparing with French.
>>61527167
>Occitania, Britanny, Corsica are annexed
>Took rightful German and Italian land and never gave it back
>Can't even annex rightful territory from the french speaking parts of Switzerland and Belgium
Why do people like this meme country? All it does is make really ugly borders with countries and indirectly cause world wars and then surrender. Terrible modern military history, ever since the 1900's.
>>61531504
>American education
I'm outta here
>>61527167
>greatest language
Only nigs and africans speak French
>greatest country
Maybe 250 years ago. They're degenerates now and they're on their way to joining failed civilizations along with Rome and Greece.
>>61531209
>Most visited country
>photography
>Top medal Fields
I agree on these, rest is subjective or pathetically exagerated
>>61531607
>fight the Russians
Actually, true. It's your biggest argument (to me).
Well, even if the Russian army, in the WW1, wasn't the Russian army of the (after 1942) WW2. I mean compared to the German Army, in both cases.
But it's not very exact. the Austro-Hungarian army fought with you, and it wasn't some "Roumanians or Hungarians" like in WW2.
Nothing to compare to the WW1 German army, but still, a real, organised and trained army, pretty good for this time.
>>61531672
I'm alsatian. I speak the dialect.
I assure you, we hate the germans. We hate less the french from the inner country.
Shut up alrrady, you talk when you don't know your sibject. Like the disgusting and pantshitting American you are.
>>61531672
>Wallonia rightful territory of France
When will this meme end? This view of Belgium is just extremely ignorant
Also, Switzerland is basically shall not be infringed: the country
>>61531347
Well, compared to Italy it does. Maybe not when compared to other countries.
>>61531645
>as if that was the only part of the war
Yes, you got a point here, for WW1 though.
>>61531688
>>61531614
Le butthurt
>>61531742
Zero argumentation
Eat shit, french vassal
>>61531716
you don't know how English sounds for us, Kevin.
you have A VERY weird accent
orophograpy is fucking weird too
French is objectivity better and it is USA's problem that you had choised the wrong language
USA may look this today like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0y6pHGHeeM
>>61531672
>ever since the 1900's
Why are 'Murricans Always so bad at history?
>>61531812
Yep, let the most socialistic/militant country of Europe annex the most conservative of Western Europe, that'll go nicely
>>61531897
Not the same goy, tho...
>>61531003
>There's cool looking stuff in Italy everywhere
And there's cool looking stuff in France everywhere, we are one of the most diverse European country in many aspects and I'm not talking about sandniggers diversity
We are right between the north and the south so the climates and landscapes varies greatly, we had architectural influences from Spain in the south and south west, Italy in the south east and Corsica, Germany in the north east, Belgium and the UK in the north, our regions are very different from each other as well in many ways, the Gothic architecture is French (you're welcome), our castles range from medieval to the somptuous Loire Valley palaces...
Yeah we are very politically centralized around Paris and the former governments kinda tried to murder our local languages but that has nothing to do with architecture.
Dumbest shit of the year or best bait, I don't know
I hope in a parallel universe exists french-speaking USA without all feminism and multicultural shit that you have
>>61531912
Actually he's right. It's pretty ignorant to say that.
>underestimating France ITT
that's the mistake the whole of Europe has made for centuries and got repeatedly raped for it.
We were the only ones to recognise their true potential, which turned into a threat, and took appropriate measures to keep them at bay
Americans, Italians, Germans have no right to talk France down. That's for the sole leisure of us Brits.
>>61531903
you are making a fool of yourself, those affirmations are so ridicoulous that there is no need to argue
>>61527167
Why is France so huge? They never win any wars.
>>61532013
>Americans, Italians, Germans have no right to talk France down. That's for the sole leisure of us Brits.
This. In fact when a brit mocks France I'm not even mad, it's pretty much a tradition, for the rest of the world tho, it' just cringe worthy, particularly with americans.
>>61531809
Germany constantly had to sent soldiers to Austria-Hungary to help out because Conrad von Hötzendorf was so terrible he didn't suceed at anything, so it did hinder Germany's war effort on the Western front
I'm not saying France would have been steamrolled or anything, just that there would have been a very real chance of Germany winning
Hell, we could even have beat you in WW1 if the Schlieffen had suceeded
>>61531969
>feminism and multicultural shit
I don't think you truly understand the implications of "liberté, égalité, fraternité" on a society.
>greatest philosophers
Scotland, actually. I'm a Humefag so yeah..
>greatest mathematicians
Russia
>greatest military history
Agree'd. Especially if we count the Franks.
>greatest architecture
Yeah, I can agree with this.
>greatest language
Nah. Best Romance language though.
>greatest country
Nah.
>>61529639
>greece
"i know nothing about philosophy except that it exists" -the post
>>61532035
It's because murricans save us every time.
Thanks murrica
>>61532115
We're hardly free at all with the emmergency state ; we're not equals at all, the politicians litteraly shit on us and get away with it ; and we're not fraternates anymore, I don't think France has ever been as divided as it is atm.
>>61531952
Still, none of your cities are as impressive as any of those I mentioned in terms of architecture and history. You know what I meant. You can't compare some random French city to the likes of Florence, Rome, Venice, Vatican, etc. Only Paris is comparable.
>>61532035
They won your independence war ;^)
Their philosophers gave us Continental thought.
Well, with a little help from the Germans.
>>61531907
You're judging languages based on music videos that only teenaged girls and fags watch? Get the fuck out of here.
>>61532085
>we could even have beat you in WW1 if the Schlieffen had suceeded
Come on lad, are you crazy?
Just look at the Map. This plan was based on "first try". But no "B" plan.
It's pretty shit. Plan with no modifications possible. That's exactly why it failed.
>>61532257
There were factors like the crown prince of Bavaria fucking up too
>>61532257
Germans strategists were too focalised on the idea of a "decisive battle" (they'll make the same mistake in the WW2, though).
But, this strategy it was already over.
>>61532224
What does this even mean in practical terms?
Philosophy is pseudo-intellectual garbage that appeals to fedoras, hipsters, and pretentious twats AKA the French.
>>61532384
>Philosophy is pseudo-intellectual garbage that appeals to fedoras, hipsters, and pretentious twats AKA the French.
>>61531538
>>61532167
I agree the "minor" (meaning not the capital) Italian cities are best known than ours, saying Lyon, Toulouse, Lille to a foreigner and he probably won't know most, unlike the famous Florence, Venice etc. But m8 there aren't only big cities that have great architecture, cities like Blois, Bayeux, Chartres, Carcassonne, Montpellier, Annecy, Avignon, Albi, Colmar, Bayonne... They don't have the fame, but they sure as hell have great architecture and are very different from each other. And they are cities, there are also the hundreds of medieval villages with as many different styles.
And to be clear I'm not "mad" at the fact you prefer Italy, that's your right no problem with that it's god tier country. But just because of that rather dumb statement linking architecture to our centralization, just another confirmation foreigners are blinded by Paris when it comes to France
>>61531212
I must agree.
>>61532349
Yes, sure some chief fucked it.
I'm not saying that German strategists had all the wrongs...
it would be very wrong.
French and allies were, at least, as wrong as them.
I just mean, their plans weren't perfect. far from it. Just study them (plus it's very interesting)
>People ITT arguing with the fact that we have by far the best mathematicians
It like your trying to rustle my jimmy aint you
>>61527167
>greatest philosophers
No, that's Germany
>greatest mathematicians
True, tbqdesu
>greatest military history
No. Got rekt by Algerian peasants armed with forks and old rifles
>greatest architecture
True and beautiful nature in places where there's no architecture too
>greatest language
No. You can't express half the thing you would in English for instance. It has less nuance than arabic and is less sexy than Italian or British/Australian English.
>greatest country
2/10 wouldn't get colonized by
>>61532472
I would assume that being historically important HAS something to do with architecture though. You can't deny that you're more likely to find impressive architecture in Venice than some other random town in Italy.
>>61532384
>in practical terms
Nothing. Nothing at all.
PS. Don't tell anyone, but they stole all their ideas from the Germans and watered it down with "psychology".
>>61532520
I never claimed that their plans were perfect or anything. My main point is still that Germany could definitely have won if it were just a one on one war. Even then it is admirable how strong the French were, especially in cases like Verdun, where small amounts of soldiers halted the whole German advance.
>>61532461
Google research in English language....
What did you expected?
And, hum, man.
"Arrogant"... A Murrican said it
>>61527167
You have never met a french people... probably they are the worst people around the earth,
Y si no vas a Francia y lo ves
>>61531212
philosophers no
mathematicians yes
military history no
architecture yes, well, maybe. tough one
language and country lolololol
>>61532384
>Philosophy is pseudo-intellectual garbage that appeals to fedoras, hipsters, and pretentious twats
Guess who gave philosophy that reputation?
>>61532615
1 /VS/ 1 Germany/France? So, like the world around never existed ?
Difficult to respond to it... I guess it's a plus for you since you hadn't any colonial empire at the time.
But we invested ressources to conquer it. Ressources that can be used in other thing if "we were just the two of us, on the planet", so yeah, difficult to calculate Tbh.
>>61531323
>Need France to win its own independence
>Attack Britain while it's fighting literally the largest war the world has ever seen up until that point and still lose so hard the presidential palace is burned to the ground
>Lose a war against itself
>Wait until the French and British have the Germans rekt, then swoop in at the last moment and claim victory
>Wait until the Soviets are practically within spitting distance of Berlin, then swoop in at the last moment and claim victory
>Have 50% of the planets GDP, the only empire that's not collapsing and the most advanced military in the world, but only score a stalemate against impoverished North Korean farmers
>Get utterly and decisively rekt in Vietnam, claim victory because the Americans didn't "really" lose, they just failed in all their objectives
But look on the bright side: more and more Americans are beating anorexia every day.
>>61532566
>2/10 wouldn't get colonized by
Too late
>>61532572
All the cities I mentionned were relevant in their own way, because you don't know their names doesn't mean they were some random town no one gives a fuck about. Blois for instance was one of the privileged residence of the King during the Renaissance. Avignon was the seat of Catholism and the Popes lived there for decades. I call that relevant even if as I said the Italian cities have more fame. They have hundreds, sometimes thousands of years of history and influences behind them, just like Italian cities.
>>61532852
>Too late
Implying it's France that is colonizing Algeria now, and not the other way around
>>61527314
Yes, it tastes very similar. They are very bony though.
>>61527167
>>greatest language
Esperanto is Polish though.
>>61532933
It really is too late tho, I can go to Algeria and speak only French everybody will understands me
It's only hypothetical obviously, I'd never go to Algeria unless it's to seize the capital in some decades
>>61532816
All of those are half truths or complete memes.
Why do euros always shitpost when they can't come up with a decent argument?
>>61533008
I thought that Alger was Chinatown now?
>>61533034
>Why do euros always shitpost when they can't come up with a decent argument?
>American saying this
>>61533008
>Implying I can't go to Paris, St Denis, Marseille, Roubaix and be equally understood when speaking arabic
![1447684554814[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9PwPBC5.jpg "1447684554814[2].jpg")
>>61533034
>All of those are half truths or complete memes.
Not unlike your entirely serious post, right?
Landwhales in glass houses shouldn't throw stones at brick walls on the other side of the street. In fact, they shouldn't throw anything. Standing up too fast would cause a heart attack with your cholesterol levels, let alone throwing something.
>>61533128
>The shittiest areas are the Arabic ones
Colour me surprised
>>61533089
Most Americans always try to have a decnt debate, but euros always shit up the threads with 9/11 posting and stuff like that.
>>61533147
It's not supposed to be entirely serious, I'm just calling you on your bullshit.
Your post literally just proved my point. I'm not going to argue with people that can't see reason.
because arab influence desu
![wallylsdlaaaarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WCav1d8.jpg "wallylsdlaaaarge[1].jpg")
>>61533258
>It's not supposed to be entirely serious
And yet when I do the same, you're butthurt.
>M-MUH 9/11
Oh please muriburger. You and your entire country regularly mock an event in which literally millions of Frenchmen died in defense of your country and you're buttmad when they laugh at a paltry 3000 deaths from an airplane that could easily be stopped if the American security system wasn't too preoccupied with doublechecking what you masturbate to on the internet?
Get off the internet, my man. Europeans don't conform to this American ideal of "safe spaces".
>>61533403
Excellent post my fellow Yuropoor
>>61527167
>greatest philosophers
Ancient Greece
>greatest mathematicians
To subjective
>greatest military history
Britain
>greatest architecture
Spain
>greatest language
Britain
>greatest country
Too subjective but a handful of former British colonies are serious contenders
How do they do it, lads?
>>61530769
Lagrange was Italian though.
Anyway imho France is still top country regarding matematics and science in general, germany close second
>>61527167
Greece is better.
I am Greek
>>61532674
That is not accurate at all. I have had the pleasure of working with French people personally and while it is true that they are arrogant to some extent, if you can get past that, you quickly find out that it is pretty much the only fault they have.
>greatest military history
>Britain
Are you kidding me ?
Because Frankland is Germanique.
>>61527167
Superior genetics.
I don't know why you only posted our south coast though.
>>61533987
>>greatest language
>Britain
What did he mean by this?
>>61535502
He's got to be. France clearly has the best European military history, seconded by Italy.
Europeans what you discuss ?
L-M-A-O
>european
>military history
>>61530202
We don't need to toss this around like it's hypothetical. We know how tall Napoleon was, 5'6", short for a man today, but perfectly average in the early 19th, late 18th centuries.
>>61529639
>greatest Mathematicans
>not Germany
>Jungle Nigger Eduacation
>>61535597
>his empire was so cucked he is half mongol
>>61535652
Can't think of any German mathematician as influential as this guy. Einstein was a Jew and moved to America before you mention him.
>>61531323
>need Britain and America to bail them out in 1914
Damn son, you've managed to know less about the historical facts of World War I than DICE, that's impressive
>>61527167
>Greatest Philosophers
That's Greece, tbqhwyf
>Greatest Mathematicians
The Brits...Easily.
>Greatest military history
Actually kind of a good point. Rivaled only by the Romans and the British.
>Greatest architecture
Gothic Aesthetics a best. A BEST.
>Greatest language
Yes. Absolutely correct.
>Greatest country
Plebians really need to check my flag (and these dubs)
Overall Grade:
C+/B-
That's not Great Britain.
>>61535673
we have a lot of eternal, glorious empire. We judge europe, asia middle east africa. not only in our own land like yours. we have created to fight. God wants to punish some, Send them to us.
>>61527167
>greatest language
Vad? Det är inte Svenska.
>>61529639
Kinda-sorta good taste, mang.
Would rob a convenience store and shoot a street orphan with you.
>>61535704
>Can't think of any German mathematician as influential as this guy.
>>61535925
Newton is still better tbqh
>greatest philosophers
>greatest mathematicians
>greatest scientists
>greatest adventurers
>greatest empire
>greatest writers
>greatest language
>greatest inventors
>greatest engineers
>greatest institutions
>greatest breed of chickens
>>61536068
>greatest breed of chickens
Truly our greatest achievement.
>>61536068
You must admit that we were the greastest enemies in the world for the longest time
>>61536117
What about Germans?
>>61527237
how can you eat meat knowing that its from a filthy frog?
>>61536117
Sure. France was, then Spain was, then Russia was, then Germany was. The consistent factor in all of these great rivalries, though, was the UK.
>>61536117
Muh 100 year war never forget.
>>61536068
UK has best cows and pigs.
White meat has little flavour compared to red.
>>61536244
t. pussy
>>61536305
>Muh 100 year french civil war
>>61536370
But white meat and fish are the best for your health bro.
Think about your heart.
>Greatest Philosophers
Agreed
>Greatest Mathematicians
I've honestly never heard of a famous French Mathematician, or anyone in France doing math for that matter
>Greatest Military History
Pétain
>Greatest Architecture
Not wrong
>Greatest Language
French is a pretty ugly language IMO. Sounds like a confused, drunk German speaking broken Italian. which was likely how the language began anyway.
>Greatest Country
Only one country deserves that title: Sealand
>>61531908
>WWI, lose an entire generation of young men
>WWII, raped
>Colonial wars, humiliated by arabs and vietnamese
your country's history has been shit the last century desu
>>61536523
B-BUH MUH NAPOLEON
>>61536523
>lose an entire generation of young men
Yes, we've got a fuckin monument in every little town, since every family lost a son, husband, father or shit.
Thanks for your empathy, bro.
>>61536659
>when you forget your tact at home
>>61536556
NAPOLEON SEND THE NEW FRANCE TO YOU GOYS
>>61536722
>SEND
I mean SOLD
>>61527167
if you look at population of France from around 1100 to 1600 and compare that to population of other countries at that time, it really isn't suprising they got so many things done
>>61527167
French philosophers are shit
>>61536713
It does not matter , you have freed us during WWII
>>61530323
:^)
>>61536722
>>61536755
1803 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE
>>61527167
>Pic related is currently the greatest French "philosopher"
/thread
>>61536866
Literally the third of your cunt.
Sold for a pittance. Thanks Napoléon.
>>61536892
Hmm, an Algerian guy who hates french people.
That's pretty strange.
>>61536952
>>61536952
>an Algerian guy who hates french people.
Yes that's Bernard-Henri Lévy What's your point?
>>61536256
France BTFO. France on SUICIDE WATCH.
> The thread devolves into France Vs The UK
Like clockwork. No other countries can ever compete.
>>61536920
It was full of buffalo and angry abbos with sharp sticks at the time. Frenchies couldn't be dealin with that shit.
>>61527167
>philosophers
Greeks, Germans
>mathematicians
Greeks (Magna Graecia), Tuscans
>military history
Tuscans, Romans
>architecture
Romans, Greeks
>language
literally Romans and Saxons
>country
>implying
>>61537458
>languages
>romans and saxons
Lol, no. Everybody knows it's romans and greeks.
>>61537458
>shitaly
>>61536117
I want this meme to stop.
the brits never were our rivals. The habsburgs were.
the HYW was pretty much a civil war, we were allied with scotland during centuries, we were more often allied with the brits than we were ennemies.
>>61537458
>this is an italian post episode
>>61537670
the way you phrased that was cute
>>61527167
>Implying.
>>61527167
France, a shit.
>>61537458
AYO HOL UP, YOU'Z SAYIN WE WUZ ROMAN N SHIET?
>>61537786
They were romans and shit, though.
>>61537816
yeah, and 3000 years ago, Egyptians wuz kangz n shiet
what happened thousands of years ago doesn't mean shit, "we wuz" is a shitty mentality which does nothing but try to compensate for a shitty 3rd world present by pretending that having had good ancestors thousands of years ago is somehow appropriate justification
Of course the worst in this regard are the Greeks.
>AYOOO WE WUZ PHILOSOPHERS N SHIEEET, THAT MEANS IT'S OKAY TO BE A 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE TODAY
>>61536523
All the Germanic French died in the Napoleonic wars and WWI. French families lost the male heads of the house. The French are effeminate mediterranean liberals now. They'll never be a great country again.
>greatest language
Not even close
>>61527167
greatest unknown collapse
>>61537913
Egyptians were raped by muslims, tho. On the other hand, italians were romans and shit until 495.
>>61537984
>Egyptians were raped by muslims
they were conquered, sure, but the population mostly stayed the same.
And if you don't like the Egyptian example, then take the Greek example. Exact same shit.
>we were good in the very distant past, therefore it's okay to be shit today
Also, most Italians weren't any more Roman than the modern-day French or Spaniards. Most of modern-day Shitaly is a 19th-century fabrication.
>>61527167
>Greatest language
Please. Everyone knows Church Latin is GOAT. Aesthetic as fuck.
