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Just face it, only *I* am allowed to make threads edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD_-JKvSJrc
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janny
oh janny
it seems I've made up a mess
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hey guys where did the old thread go
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why is it brazillians who have the monopoly on deep kissing porn lads
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>>61520057

My Irn Bru edition is much better 2bh
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Hello. Watching Emmerdale
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The mandem support jezza
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>>61520057
for janny: https://youtu.be/0lS8XhqzXZQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw
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*claps twice*
janny
JANNY
*claps twice again*
JAAAANNYYYYY
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note to self: hybrid cars use petrol and electricity. not petrol and diesel
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>>61520171
desu I bet if there were no minorites in this country labour would never even come close to being elected
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The girl in the hairdressers said I looked beautiful after she'd finished cutting my hair earlier.

Catch: she's 17
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avin one of them things, what do you call it, 'wanks'. yeah, wanks, having one of them
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snogged someone today
right in the mouth
sucked her tongue right off or near enough as makes no matter
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There is a girl who I think likes me but I am not so sure.

How do you know that girls are into you, lads?
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>>61520246
Wew lad
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>>61520244
But if there were no minorities then they might actually support the interests of the white working class
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>>61520291

If they press charges.
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>>61520291
ask her "do you like me?"
get violent if she says "no"
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>>61520246
where the fuck do you go to get 17 year old hairdressers? all of mine are middle aged women

not that i'd complain if one of them called me beautiful haha
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>>61520291
give her random kino

ex: go up to her and push her gently on her shoulder and say something like "wow, you are really stable. you must have a very low center of gravity"

you are giving her kino as well as complementing her arse
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>>61520310

That would be xenophobic
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>>61520335
audibly said a thing and that thing was "ow"
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>>61520339
Go to a salon and ask for a student
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i'm home.

line up boys
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I I i I
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Josie is butch and ugly
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>>61520389
*queues up naked and horny men for demanding master*
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>they said /cum/ would die first
>little did they know janny is in cahoots with /cum/ working to kill off /brit/
Sorry buds but we're entering a new age of North American dominance
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>>61520427
what are you doing, Australia?
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D E N T I S T
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sex is one of the best feelings in the world and most of the world thats over 18 has engaged in it. Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important

Somehow you are still a virgin. How does that make you feel?
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If I see one American being bullied I will take action
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having a go
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Lads I'm in a bit of a situation
Tomorrow I'm helping a girl from uni move her stuff from her old accommodation to her new one. Afterwards, we're to another town to do stuff and then she's staying in a hotel room for the night there.
The town she's staying in is actually closer to where I live than uni and she knows this
I think she's hinting that she wants me to go to her hotel room for a bit
She might have thing for me and I have a thing for her

Now, if anything does happen, I obviously want to use protection. She knows I'm a virgin.

What I don't want to do is to buy condoms, and we decide to do the sex, but then she realises I have condoms and then she thinks I was expecting to get some all along and it ruins everything

What should I do? Should I not buy any and if anything does happen sprint to the shop? Shall I buy some, and then put one in my wallet and if she brings it up i say I carry one around "just in case"?
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>>61520506
terrified of intimacy 2bh
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Phwoar, something round here absolutely REEKS of pathetic desperation and cum

Can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Who could it be?
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>>61520506
Sex is pretty fucking overrated.
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>>61520506
Part of the elite.
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>>61520506
>Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
Do you really think I respect or value the opinion of people who have willingly cemented their third eye shut?
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>>61520491
it's not nice to make fun of the dentally challanged
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Rate the din dins (rice not shown)
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>>61520171
fucking love novelist desu

the kid's talented but he's so far up his own arse it's hilarious, his twitter has some gems

he literally quoted himself once
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>>61520506
ur gonna ruin lives hyping sex up like that
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Which of these countries is the better place to live in?
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making a list of reasons not to end it all
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>this post rate

He fucking decimated us, Christ
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I GO WEAK, I GO WEAK
I GO WEEEAAAK!
WEAK IN THE PRESENCE OF BEAUTY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_BlD3bssg
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>>61520571
Is that Thai curry?
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>>61520604
Post it. I need inspo
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>>61520547
Always get the impression that people who say this just haven't had good sex

I'm a virgin tho so
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>>61520594
Its not earth shattering, but everyone agrees of its importance and how great it is. Why do you think the whole world is so obsessed with it? Humans do things that make us feel good.
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>>61520530
tell her they are for water storage. demonstrate to her how much water it can fit. she will understand perfectly and think you are swell
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What if I get banned when I'm in the middle of pos
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>>61520626
No, just some chicken I threw together with asparagus, peppers and onions

Cheeky nandos spice on the chicken

Golden vegetable rice too
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>>61520654

The idea of sex is always better than the sex itself
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If I went back in time to last night and fucked myself up the arse while I was in bed, would it be gay or just a new take on masturbation?
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>>61520686
Nah sex with someone you care about is one of the most pleasurable experiences available. Reason people early in love spend hours just fucking each other and not leaving their bed
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>>61520674
nice
7/10
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it's been announced today that due to brexit science in the UK will be STOPPED from the beginning of next month

are you happy brexiters
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>>61520737
Thanks, it's tasty
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I want our lips to kiss and our limbs to entwine. Let our bodies be twisted but never our minds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDdAgJxdgcQ
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>>61520729
I can't even wank to the same porn video twice, never mind fuck the same girl.
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>>61520724
that would be autophilia, masturbation and gay
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>>61520246
>Catch: she's 17
Why is that a catch in a country with an age of consent of 16?
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>>61520571
4/10 2bh
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>>61520571
looks pretty bland mate. do you not like herbs and spices? I can tell you just started cooking for yourself so its not a bad start desu
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>>61520654
Reality /= fantasy.

>>61520686
this
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>>61520571
looks good lad
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>>61520764
she literally hasn't changed, she was born 60 years old
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>>61520795
im not a virgin. i know reality. fucking someone you care about is that good and most of the normal population agrees
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>>61520571
Not as good as what mummy makes me 3/10
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Should I get dominoes or Pizza hut lads?
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>>61520841
dominos
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>>61520764

Do you think she had her controlling dominatrix tendencies even then? Imagine her in leopard print heels, calling you the nasty party.
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>>61520786
>>61520839
K

>>61520809
Thx

>>61520793
There's seasoning on the chicken, what else should I have added?
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>>61520841
Pizza Hut and get a pan pizza
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>>61520834
only a virgin would say that, virgin
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Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.

The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.
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no one will believe me so fuck it

rate me lads
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>>61520877
a gallon of ranch dressing
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The intimacy of sex is the best bit, not the actual sex itself
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>>61520841

make your own pizza m8. strong 00 flour, yeast, water, salt. bit of mozarella and san marzano tomatoes, basil, jobs a good un.
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>>61520914
Dog on head
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>>61520914
really ben?
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From my observation of normies it does indeed seem that sex is what their life revolves around

Why else would you spend hundreds of pounds worth of money on nice clothes? Why else would you spend time rigorously grooming yourself? Why else would you spend hours on tinder and the like?
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>>61520929
Gay as fuck
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>>61520914
twitter.com/godshott
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>Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.

>The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.
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>>61520914
why would anyone lie about looking like this?
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>>61520929
agreed. just fucked a girl from tinder 3 days ago and that was the first time I've hooked up with a random girl that I have no feelings for.

It wasnt even very fun. Couldnt wait for her to leave. Obviously still felt pretty sensational
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Does it mean I live in a bad area if domios doesn't accept payment on the door?
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>>61520929
Depends on who it's with
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>>61520834
>fucking someone you care about is that good
Yeah, but this does not drive sexual relations nor the society they occur in. Large part of human sexuality consists of expectation, ideation and sublimation - not the act itself.
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half black girl i really want to fug desu. she's just tanned and has slightly frizzy hair. qt.
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>>61520914
Fuck off Liam you big bender
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going to remove iceland and hong kong from the filter list

but don't forget you can be easily added to it again iceniggers and dogeaters
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>>61520914
>competitive gaming
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>Yeah, but this does not drive sexual relations nor the society they occur in. Large part of human sexuality consists of expectation, ideation and sublimation - not the act itself.
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>The intimacy of sex is the best bit, not the actual sex itself
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Are there any good games on PS4.
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>Does it mean I live in a bad area if domios doesn't accept payment on the door?
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>>61521082
netflix
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>Yeah, but this does not drive sexual relations nor the society they occur in. Large part of human sexuality consists of expectation, ideation and sublimation - not the act itself.
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>>61521082
umm this website is 18+
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>>61521024
good taste lad
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Need a film to watch. Need either action or something that will make me long for the company of a woman.
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Good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening boys
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>>61520783
Just a bit weird really, would still do a shag though
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>>61521082
Yes.
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>>61521119
Dead or Alive covers both
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So corbyn gets talked about a lot but what are his actual policies?
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>>61521119
>something that will make me long for the company of a woman
secretary
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>>61521119
American Beauty
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Unironically don't think money is the answer to life lads.

Now I work full time all I do is just buy junk food and never spend my money.

Seems like it's only worth it if you're super rich
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>>61521024
goat race
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>>61521082
Yes thanks
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>>61521147
gas the kykes, leave the EU, socialism
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>>61521150
Not that kind of company. The kind of company where you're just content with life.
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>>61521153
Such a comfy film.
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Were memes a mistake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w
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>>61521147
Give the Falklands to Argentina because his wife said so
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R8 my domino's lads
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>>61521204
I miss golden era Sum 41 and being 15
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>>61521230
I told you to get pizza hut what are you doing
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>>61521253
pizza hut here is absolute shite
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so many nice places in the world
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>>61521119
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>>61521271
How so?
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>>61521271
Pizza Hut is better than Dominos in yankland

Dominos is better than Pizza Hut in bongland
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>>61521230
>getting toppings
>not just a straight up margarita
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>>61521287
just is

bases are like cardboard
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How can you have an anti establishment leader of the labour party? Being in that position of power makes you the establishment
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>>61521230

>£15 for a pizza and some cookies

dominos takes the piss, lads
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>>61521281
Shouldn't that lasses face be blurred?
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>>61521281
me in the purple shirt
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>FTSE up 2.3% today

Ah yes lefties, the country is in free fall now we've left the EU.
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>want to buy a craft knife on ebay
>every listing says "HANDLE ONLY" or "NO BLADE"

???????????????
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>>61521308
Thats odd it's the exact opposite here
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>>61521311
having a lol at this pic
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>>61521311

it;s literally just flour, yeast, salt and water. the toppings cost nothing.

how can they justify £15?
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>buying pizza

1001 keks and counting
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>>61521347
Selling weapons is iffy legally. So they sell the decorative part and you have to get a blade for a licensed knife dealer
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>>61521334
The gbp is still down and expected to go further
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>>61521334
We haven't left the eu yet that's the point lol.

Basically what's happened is:

>David Cameron says if we leave we will leave the single market and he will trigger article 50 immediately
>But he didn't trigger article 50 and now there's s decent chance we will stay in the single market so the market picks up
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>>61521347
nice country you have there
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>>61521310
the same way you can have an anti-eu mep
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>>61521230

you forgot ice cream and cinnamon sticks
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Me in the balaclava
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why are you lads so racist
the immigrants just want to leave peaceful lives
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Bored out of my nut
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>>61521334
The 250 is still well below per-referendum levels though and the pound took a battering today.
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>>61521393
This is a joke right?
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Best Sum 41 album?
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Just bought my very first smartphone lads, only 100 quid for one of the shiny new gizmos

Recommend me some essential android apps, lads?

Anybody recommend an iOS theme?
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>>61521373
Yes the toppings are donated to domino's by a local charity they don't cost a penny
>>61521392
FOY
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EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP MILHOUSE

hue
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might buy a long sword for when go awry
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>>61521392
he's still here...
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>>61521402
Not necessarily bad as it will stimulate foreign spending. It will hover around what it is now.
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>>61521373
>fast food
>4 ingredients
>none of which are sugar
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>>61521416
There's 2 people in balaclavas there.
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>>61521439
Chuck
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>>61521439
The one that doesnt exist
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>Britain invokes Article 50
>FTSE 100 falls 90%
>pound falls to Stone Age levels

cant wait for chavs to ruin the country
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>>61521470
omg that's his skin you racist
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>>61521449

what exactly do you get on a pizza? a few slivers of pepperoni? what's that? 20p, if even that?
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Reminder that the ftse recovering is because of companies who declare their profits in USD
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how many people congratulated on your last birthday
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>>61521334
>people say the GBP will recover in the long term
>it still hasn't fucking recovered from 10 years ago

So how long is it going to take for 1GBP=2USD again?
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So you can buy the BLADES of s hobby knife OR the handle from separate ebay shops.

Why the fuck can't I buy the whole fucking thing? I just want A knife not 25 blades and a handle.
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>>61521496
>tfw no Irish passport
>will have to claim asylum like all the JF who come here
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>>61521439
I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME
BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY
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>>61521505
congratulated? none. Survival is something we take for granted.
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>i'm just an ordinary cybersecurity engineer by day and a vigilante hacker by night
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>>61521416
Cannot conceive what sort of a pleb would add Tim Westwood on snapchat
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>>61521509
Most people selling arts & crafts on ebay don't want the hassle of a background check for a Home Office permit to sell weapons.
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>>61521505
It was my birthday yesterday. My parents and sister are the only ones who wished me a happy birthday. Not even Sershlad wished me one even though he told me he would.
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>>61521538
me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZk2YvOa4g

Why does she try to do American accents?
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>>61521530
I DONT WANNA FALL IN LINE
BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM OF YOUR DEFORMITY

I'm 22 and I listen to this as I drive home from work sometimes and it makes me feel sad because I can still get the feels of being 15 and thinking how crazy life was.

Now I'm just an office drone.
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>>61521496
>still shilling even after you've lost

just give up mate
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>>61521464
>It will hover around what it is now.
It can and most likely will drop down to 1.2. Not sure where you're getting your info
>Not necessarily bad as it will stimulate foreign spending
Foreign spending will not offset the losses for the average citizen
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>>61521548
Craft knives aren't fucking weapons
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Why don't we just tax the bankers the brexit to 90%?
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>>61521507
reported you for smug bullying desu
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>>61521582
Are knives weapons?

Yes
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>>61521556
stay off the ms04 lad
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>>61521507
The long term trend is towards parity
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I am
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>give chavs the vote
>chavs destroy the country

well done chavs
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Good playlist lads
*does a little dance*
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Psycho had me on the edge of my seat! Hitchcock truly is the master of suspense and Horror. It says so in imdb! Will I ever sleep again after that thrilling experience?? Hahah
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>>61521612
a twat of the nth order
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>>61521609
How do we start a civil war in america?
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>>61521593
So why can you buy the Fucking blades?

Also I've had no trouble buying a literal sword over the Internet before, don't know why a hobby knife is so hard.
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>>61521640
Get Trump elected
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UK mountains are literally a joke

you can take your dog for a walk on the highest one
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>give lefty students who know everything the vote
>they all go to Glastonbury instead of voting
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*takes a sip of wine*

Ah yes, vintage 1857 Chardonnay; the favoured choice of the French aristocracy.
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so what was janny actually trying to accomplish earlier? absolutely baffling

hope he gets his pay docked the little runt
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>>61521530
SO AM I

STILL WAITING
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>>61521657

>kids don't turn out to vote
>their solution is to take away old people's vote
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>>61521609
>comparing a 240 pence pound to a 100 pence pound
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>>61521642
Why would anyone want a blade anyway? Reported for suspected terrorism.
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business idea: buy produce low and sell high
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>tfw you will NEVER fight for Bonnie prince charlie

What even live?
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got i hate USPS!!
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Sum 41>>>Blink 182>>>>>>>>>Green Day
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>>61521650
Is the purpose of mountains to kill dogs?
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>be a right-on leftie student fighting for social justice
>go on a hate filled rant against the elderly
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aa aaah, the french champagne
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>be a middle class leftie socialist twat
>apparently think everyone should be equal and love everyone regardless of class, colour or religion
>something doesn't go your way
>WAAAH THE FUCKING UNEDUCATED UNDERCLASS THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM I SHOULD CHOOSE FOR THEM
Hate these delusional twats in their big middle class bubble
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>>61521693
Pound kepts its value in decimalization, pence became more.
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>>61521716
Would switch the first two but great bands anyway
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>>61521669
>hope he gets his pay docked the little runt
YOU STUPID LITTLE CUNT
JANITORS DONT GET PAID YOU FUCKING IDIOT
KNOW WHAT YOUR CHATTING SHIT ABOUT BEFORE YOU TYPE YOU FUCKING BELLEND
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>>61520246
Ah yes, less than a full orbit around our star from being "moral." Clearly those couple months make a HUGE difference.
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>>61521695
if everyone would go back to where they came from, you would be overrun with australian alpha males that would cuck the fuck out of you nige. just sayin
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wow... now this really makes u think...
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>>61521669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

real footage of the janitor
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>>61521764
My willy's going hard just thinking about it, Mr Mywifesson
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Literally no good films have come out this year.
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>>61521743
I'm middle class and voted Leave

#NotAllMiddleClasses
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Can somebody explain why we tip delivery drivers\?

They literlaly just drive and do their job
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>>61521774
I don't get it
>>
The eternal kraut will never be stopped until Germany is completely wiped from this planet

Why must we let them ruin Europe time and time again?
>>
>>61521815
Haven't been to the cinema since Mad Max last year. Nothing has interested me
>>
>>61521822

It's just retarded, don't worry.
>>
>>61521817
I thought you all didn't tip in bongland
>>
Done a weed.

Feeling good atm 2bh lads
>>
>Idiots are going to make Corbyn leader again, even when all his MP's hate him

>Tories have self destructed

>Only vaguely functions party in England now is the Lib Dems

Now watch as they don't manage to capitalize on it at all.
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If you don't think Ritsu is the best Keion then you're just plain wrong.
>>
>>61521803
bet you are Mr Cuckelton
>>
>>61521774
>eu passes more restrictive laws on freedom of speech, specifically online
>THAT'S STILL TOO MUCH FREEDOM, WHY ARE YOU SO RACIST
literally what do they want

no speech at all?
>>
>>61521855
most people don't tip delivery drivers
>>
>>61521817
>Be a delivery driver
>Someone tries to tip me
>I refuse every time
>>
Looking for a bf
>>
Im looking at the domino's UK website for shits and giggles

you guys refer to "take away" as "i'll collect" lmao u poofters
>>
match in 20m
>>
>>61521824
Give one way that Hitler or Wilhelm II were going to ruin Europe.
>>
>>61521817
I don't, you just do it because you're a silly wanker who's been influenced by American pop culture.
>>
>>61521861
L I B D E M S
I
B
D
E
M
S
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>>61521855
it's not mandatory cause they pay their people for their work. unlike someone
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>>61521892
girl?
>>
>>61521861

>liberal democrats campaigning to kill democracy

They'll probably make gains desu. People are this retarded.
>>
>>61521774
why is the family white
>>
hollyoaks or football

that is the question
>>
off to bed lads

you want anything?
>>
>>61521914
of course, panty pepee
>>
>>61521892
who isn't
>>
>>61521892
*clears throat audibly*
>>
>>61521896
Yes that's literally what take away means have you ever looked at those words before?

You take it away, it's a take away

When they deliver it to you it's delivery
>>
>>61521817
>we

Nobody does that. Only time I've ever tipped was when I moved to a new flat because the driver's gf decided to help. Felt that deserved it because the service provided went above and beyond.

Tipping people for doing their job is retarded.
>>
>>61521908
It's not mandatory here either
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>I refuse free money
>>
>>61521896
got into a swearing match with a dominos driver once

prick tried to blame me because he didn't know the roads

never ordered since t b h
>>
>>61521892
ask your dad
>>
>>61521883
wrong, most people do
>>
>>61521938
1 x your last breath
>>
>>61521938
bedetto please mate
>>
>>61521896
that's what take away is in america too you bellend

you got to the restaurant, they make the food, give it to you, and you take it home
>>
>>61521938
four extra pillows
>>
>>61521969
no, they really really don't
>>
>>61521955
school shootings are
>>
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now this is deep...
>>
that reminds me, still need to put my new bed together
>>
wheres my bf
>>
>>61522003
you're just a tight cunt lad
>>
>>61521990
We call it carry out
>>
The state of the pound. All the money I've been saving up is worth shit
>>
>>61521969
I disagree. And since you're not me you are wrong. Since I am me, I am right.
>>
System of a Down
>>
Are there just NO GOOD GAMES ON PS4?
>>
>order some posh takeaway from deliveroo
>website has a built in tip option for drivers
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>61522033
h-hi :3
>>
>>61522038
i lived in texas for nearly a decade and they called it take away
>>
Honestly haven't even read a single post in this thread
>>
>>61522022
>You should tolerant intolerance (islam)
really makes you think
>>
>>61522037
He didn't say he didn't

>>61522033
bf shop
>>
2nd first world war when
>>
>deliveroo
aussie slang OUT
>>
>>61522033
asking myself the same thing every day
>>
>>61522020
2 icelanders? hmm.. why is that number so familiar? 2...iceland....and britain...2..2
>>
>>61522055
>>>/v/
>>
>>61522040
Well I'm looking to buy a house, so the interest rate cut suits me.
>>
>>61522073
Must be a regional thing
>>
>>61522083
Guess humans would have to start on a new world first
>>
>>61522085
it's a company, m8
>>
Need a willy up my bum and I won't take no for an answer.
>>
>>61521915
>d-d-democracy!!
laffo
>>
>>61522083
You can't reboot after 2, you have to finish the trilogy or make it into a mini-series
>>
>>61522140
join the queue
>>
>>61522040
>saving
heh
>>
>>61520057
How awful is the new top gear on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>
>>61522140
good thing you voted for brexit. isn't willy up bum total haram in londonistan?
>>
>>61522153
the did with the Andrew Garfield spiderman didn't they?
>>
r8 lads, filmed myself earlier

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1467307224588.webm
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>>61522060
>You want a tip? I'll give you a tip
>>
would really like to spunk in a girls mouth rn ngl lads
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>veterans of the somme are all burning in hell right now because they literally killed people
>>
>>61522204
"girls"
>>
>>61522198
:)
>>
>>61522168
They tried to bribe people to keep watching by saying Chris Evans would have a smaller role, and now Le Blanc is threatening to quit unless Evans is sacked.

impending shitstorm/10
>>
just about to fly to england lads

FUCK THE JANNY THE JANNY CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
>>
would like to form an emotional connection with another human being by way of putting my genitals inside them
>>
I really want to suck a cock
>>
>>61522168
seven, or seven and a half
>>
>>61522135
>>61522085
Dont tell me that non-company made it to the UK.
>>
new
>>61522302
>>
>>61522251
>not specifying female
bendre

>>61522264
same
>>
>>61522313
>>not specifying female
:3
>>
>>61522251
hello
>>
>>61522310
they call him quick-draw janny
>>
>>61522321
:3 yourself x
>>
>>61522310
scared to post david mitchell now..
>>
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absolutely shattered

just fell asleep for 3 hours and can still barely stand up

need to get comfy
>>
>>61522241
How come le blanc dislikes evan?

>>61522280
Why are you unsure about half a point?
>>
he is here
>>
can't be arsed with being concious for the rest of the evening

going to swig a couple of benzos down with a whisky

bye
>>
Zero compensation ect ect..
>>
been in a bar all day ama
>>
Oh no a new thread created 2 posts before the limit how will we ever cope, /int/ is in meltdown
>>
>>61522384
>How come le blanc dislikes evan?

Evans is a massive cunt, especially to staff and crew who he treats like shit. He's a more spoiled, overpaid, bigger dickead version of Clarkson, who then fails to mask it due to a total lack of charisma.
>>
>>61522298
Yeah it's fucking everywhere not even joking can't walk through town without cunts with comically sized rucksacks buzzing around on mopeds with leaner plates on the back and a deliveroo uniform on
>>
Lads i need to make a fake facebook, whats a British chad name?
>>
business idea: janny deletes this thread if someone posts a new a little early
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>15
>Old enough to not be a kid anymore
>Young enough to not have any responsibilities
>Don't have to worry about money, your future, pressure of not having a gf/sex
>Blissful summer days with your mates having a laugh without a care in the world


WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>
>>61522485
Chad Chadson
>>
>>61522485
nigel
>>
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>>61522442
Pic related.

>>61522485
Jesse Ahmadi
>>
>>61522485
Liam Williams
>>
>>61521024
You Bitch....the type to take any hoe home, take care of her, love her, give her your credit cards, go to work, and come home to taste my dick because as soon as your bitch ass left the house, I pulled up and dropped my dick 3 feet in the back of her ass on the front door step and fucked her GOOD for the rest of the morning, went out to eat and shop...on your dime. GTFOH, you punk ass nicca.
>>
>didnt even delete my comment
janny confirmed pussyole with no fans or ground
>>
>>61522485
Danny
>>
>>61522506
shit,40 year old math teacher name
>>61522500
unbelievable
>>
>>61522384
>>
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>Y*nks
>>
>>61522539
then boris
>>
>>61522485
Callum
>>
just drank a VERY large carbonated beverage and am just about to fly

living on the eggde
>>
>>61522485
Toby Turner
>>
>>61522485
Danny from The Script
>>
>>61522518
he hasn't enforced that for months you worm
>>
Hows callum Williams? That realistic enough?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nTrs-HuuUc
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Portugal or Poland lads
>>
>>61522652
>not related to Maisie lol

Tagline
>>
>>61522554
What a huge cunt.
>>
>>61522643
Were you not here like an hour ago?
>>
it aint no fun if the homies can't have none
>>
>>61522663
poland
>>
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Lets be serious lads do you really reckon you could beat this man in a fight?
>>
i hear the mcdonalds in lewisham is the place to be
>>
>>61522660
>americans
>>
the custodian is not best pleased
>>
new
>>61522727
>>61522727
>>61522727
>>
>>61522554
>sent to Coventry
Now that's a punishment no one deserves
>>
>>61522737
jesus christ
>>
>>61522737
janny on fire today

get the kpop autists janny
get them
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>live in a house of 7 people producing rubbish
>council provide a singular bin
>not enough for the amount of rubbish
>hsve to store rubbish in back garden in metal bins
>bin men literally won't do their job collecting rubbish unless it's in the specific bin the council provides
>threaten to fine you if you just leave bags out the front

Why is Britain full of do much red tape pencil pushing idiocy? How does the council invision this working?
>>
>>61522737
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>>
>>61522669
The bbc is literally fucked desu

Back in the day it was literally packed to the brim full of actual paedos

Bizarre that lefties will never say a bad word about it
>>
>>61522737
oh fucking hell
>>
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>>61522737
>>
Janny was literally on to that within 10 seconds the absolute madman
>>61522663
Portugal
>>61522701
You must go home pavel
>>
>>61522737
uh why do the new threads keep getting deleted
>>
absolutely love the kshitters getting BTFO
>>
>>61522771
i would imagine they don't have any more room for more rubbish
>>
just had a smoke from the ol pipe. been smoking weed, I have. call me a degenerate but I live my life the way I want and there is nothing you can do to change that. you are not my master, /brit/, I am. I am my own master, and I control my own destiny. There is nothing wrong with being a weed smoker - it is that person's CHOICE to do what HE wants and not what OTHER PEOPLE want. My own destiny is simply that - my OWN - so don't try to give me advice or try to change me lads. DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME LADS, I'VE FUCKING DONE I- I'M FUCKING DONE WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO SPEAK DOWN ON THE WAY I CHOOSE TO LIVE MY LIFE. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO THIS, LADS, I TELL MYSELF OFF IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME.
>>
>>61522796
new janny has gone schizoid
>>
i love you new JANNY!!
>>
Not enjoying /brit/ today. Not comfy in the SLIGHTEST
>>
POORTUGAL
>>
>>61522858
sap'nin
>>
>>61522771
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Monument_Syndrome

Councils are facing huge cuts so the first thing they cut is the thing people actually care about

The people complain about it enough and the councils get their money back
>>
>POOTUGAL
>>
GET FUCKED PORTUGAL
>>
>POOTUGAL
>>
I daren't even go to /sp/
>>
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Lads there's a pretty Priya in my chemistry class that I really want to not only shag but actually date

I'm driving home right now and imagining what it would be like to have her in the passenger seat laughing and having a good time just being with me
>>
CMON LADS WE'RE WINNING
>>
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fucking hell
>>
Facebook is up, where did I go to college and tell me a bit about myself
>>
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>mfw had lewandoski and Ronaldo both to score in 90 minutes at 8/1

William Hill BTFO
>>
>>61522875
That isn't the reason. It's nothing to do with funding. Bin men are told not to collect rubbish that isn't in the official bin. It would not cost more money for them to collect loose bags.
>>
>>61522983
University of life

School of hard knocks
>>
WHEN'S QUESTION TIME ON REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>61522983
You went to a 6th form in the area you're from

You went to Leeds Uni and studied something like business management
>>
lads should I upgrade to windows 10 or keep windows 7 as it is?
>>
>>61522776
Perhaps they are trying to protect the bbc name. Is it not full of lefties right now?
>>
>>61523027

install gentoo
>>
might actually apply to be a janny next time they do applications just so I can spend all day sending kpop nonces into low earth orbit on the end of my boot
>>
>>61523027
I've resisted but the computers in work have Windows 10 and it's growing on me desu
>>
>>61522980
Fucking hell bit harsh.
>>
>>61523027
I think Win 10 is fine desu, depends how tight your tinfoil hat is.
>>
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alri lads

do we have a better menu or do you
>>
>>61523027
If you have Reddit flags you may as well update to Windows 10 since you're already part of a malicious botnet
>>
>>61522983
>>61522983
Cambridge
Applied Math
Working at E-corp: ordinary cybersecurity engineer by day and a vigilante hacker by night
>>
>>61522980
Kek
>>
>>61523027
delete sudfem 43
>>
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The fake Facebook guy is Poleaboo

Do not reply
>>
>>61523005
You don't understand

They make you pay more if you want an extra bin these days, hence cutting an essential service to drum up funds

That's how it works with my council anyway
>>
>>61522980
they dished out many permanent bans too but they're not putting those on the ban page lel
>>
>>61523090
Yes.

Its nowhere near as overpriced and awful.
>>
>>61523090
takeaway pizza is so much cheaper for you than us

it's like £18 for a large here
>>
>>61523090
your prices reflect the quality better
>>
>>61523145
YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW
>>
>>61523145
Janny is not going to like this
>>
>>61523093
FOY
>>
>>61523145
*watches as janny dropkicks you into outer space*
>>
>>61522980
how come no flag in your /int/ post ???
>>
>>61523103
fuck sake meant system 32
>>
>>61523115
No its not

>>61523093
>>61523020
Thank you friends
>>
>>61523179
it's on the bans page https://www.4chan.org/bans
>>
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>>61523145
>>
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>>61523145
/brit/ rn.
>>
>Page 6

NEW THREAD! MOVE OUT MOVE OUT!
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>>61523145
Howling
>>
>>61523224
>>61523214
>>61523213
what was it? didn't even appear on my screen before janner had taken it down
>>
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>>61523252
absolutely howling
>>
>>61523252
He was """"""""""impersonating"""""""""" the big J himself.
>>
>>61523252

same as >>61522980
>>
>>61523260
oh no!
>>
Janny banned me once for posting a picture of a girl and you could see her nipples through her shirt.
>>
>>61523260
GET HIM
>>
What's going on, lads?

Just got here. Why are you bullying the janny? What has he done?
>>
Stop baiting the janitor

You'll be glad he's around once that Polish CP spammer comes back
>>
>>61523308
he started it
>>
>>61523308
It's not as bad currently but he went bat shit earlier
>>
My so called nut (naesh as I call it) has been figuratively "done in"
>>
'ello then
>>
Reminder that if you get a bullshit ban you can speak to a moderator at #4chan @Rizon, even before an appeal period. If enough people speak up this Janny will receive a spanking.
>>
my bollocks have been crushed into a pulp
>>
well
>>
>>61523356
effort

also, janny might be a knobhead sometimes but he can't dish out bans - that was a mod doing a rampage in here earlier
>>
>>61523363
tell us more
>>
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>be me
>checks the ban log
>full of /int/
Keep at it lads
>>
>>61523363
>>61523410
S E P T I C
>>
new
>>61523436
>>61523436
>>61523436
>>
>>61523446
fucking sit down
>>
>>61523348
FUCKING REKT
>>
>>61523446
crikey
>>
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Las Malvinas son británicas
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>>61523446
>>
>>61523446
M A D M A N
>>
FREE
>>
>>61523446
THE CARNAGE
>>
>>61523446
Fucking rolling up in it.
>>
>>61523446
good job lad
>>
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Boris is not standing
>>
>>61523514
Hope all of those islamophobes were arrested
>>
>>61523446
someone explain whats happening to me please?
>>
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe9_1467301810

hmmmmm
>>
Quickfire McJanjan they used to call him
>>
>>61523558
Not the first time I've seen bulls coming near a blonde girl today
>>
>462 posts
>threads getting deleted

are we in trouble again
>>
NEW

>>61523580


>>61523580


>>61523580
>>
>>61523606
go janny go
>>
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>>61523606
>>
>>61523606
HE DID IT AGAIN THE MADMAN
>>
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>>61523606
>>
>>61523612

new
>>
>>61523606
swift justice has been dealt daddy dearest
>>
>>61523606
FASTEST JANNY IN THE WEST
>>
>>61523606
Completely rolled up.
>>
>>61523617
i heard johnny b goode when i read that
>>
it might be automated, lads
>>
>>61523634
HE'S HERE
>>
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>>61523634
>>
>>61523634
gg kid
>>
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why
>>
PAGE 7 JANNY DO NOT DELETE

>>61523684
>>61523684
>>
pootugal getting outfugginskilled
>>
good play from poland there
>>
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>>61523695
>>
>>61523634
SHIII
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