Just face it, only *I* am allowed to make threads edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD_-JKvSJrc
janny
oh janny
it seems I've made up a mess
hey guys where did the old thread go
why is it brazillians who have the monopoly on deep kissing porn lads
>>61520057
My Irn Bru edition is much better 2bh
Hello. Watching Emmerdale
The mandem support jezza
>>61520057
for janny: https://youtu.be/0lS8XhqzXZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw
*claps twice*
janny
JANNY
*claps twice again*
JAAAANNYYYYY
note to self: hybrid cars use petrol and electricity. not petrol and diesel
>>61520171
desu I bet if there were no minorites in this country labour would never even come close to being elected
The girl in the hairdressers said I looked beautiful after she'd finished cutting my hair earlier.
Catch: she's 17
avin one of them things, what do you call it, 'wanks'. yeah, wanks, having one of them
snogged someone today
right in the mouth
sucked her tongue right off or near enough as makes no matter
There is a girl who I think likes me but I am not so sure.
How do you know that girls are into you, lads?
>>61520246
Wew lad
>>61520244
But if there were no minorities then they might actually support the interests of the white working class
>>61520291
If they press charges.
>>61520291
ask her "do you like me?"
get violent if she says "no"
>>61520246
where the fuck do you go to get 17 year old hairdressers? all of mine are middle aged women
not that i'd complain if one of them called me beautiful haha
>>61520291
give her random kino
ex: go up to her and push her gently on her shoulder and say something like "wow, you are really stable. you must have a very low center of gravity"
you are giving her kino as well as complementing her arse
>>61520310
That would be xenophobic
>>61520335
audibly said a thing and that thing was "ow"
>>61520339
Go to a salon and ask for a student
i'm home.
line up boys
I I i I
Josie is butch and ugly
>>61520389
*queues up naked and horny men for demanding master*
>they said /cum/ would die first
>little did they know janny is in cahoots with /cum/ working to kill off /brit/
Sorry buds but we're entering a new age of North American dominance
>>61520427
what are you doing, Australia?
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sex is one of the best feelings in the world and most of the world thats over 18 has engaged in it. Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
Somehow you are still a virgin. How does that make you feel?
If I see one American being bullied I will take action
having a go
Lads I'm in a bit of a situation
Tomorrow I'm helping a girl from uni move her stuff from her old accommodation to her new one. Afterwards, we're to another town to do stuff and then she's staying in a hotel room for the night there.
The town she's staying in is actually closer to where I live than uni and she knows this
I think she's hinting that she wants me to go to her hotel room for a bit
She might have thing for me and I have a thing for her
Now, if anything does happen, I obviously want to use protection. She knows I'm a virgin.
What I don't want to do is to buy condoms, and we decide to do the sex, but then she realises I have condoms and then she thinks I was expecting to get some all along and it ruins everything
What should I do? Should I not buy any and if anything does happen sprint to the shop? Shall I buy some, and then put one in my wallet and if she brings it up i say I carry one around "just in case"?
>>61520506
terrified of intimacy 2bh
Phwoar, something round here absolutely REEKS of pathetic desperation and cum
Can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Who could it be?
>>61520506
Sex is pretty fucking overrated.
>>61520506
Part of the elite.
>>61520506
>Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
Do you really think I respect or value the opinion of people who have willingly cemented their third eye shut?
>>61520491
it's not nice to make fun of the dentally challanged
Rate the din dins (rice not shown)
>>61520171
fucking love novelist desu
the kid's talented but he's so far up his own arse it's hilarious, his twitter has some gems
he literally quoted himself once
>>61520506
ur gonna ruin lives hyping sex up like that
Which of these countries is the better place to live in?
making a list of reasons not to end it all
>this post rate
He fucking decimated us, Christ
I GO WEAK, I GO WEAK
I GO WEEEAAAK!
WEAK IN THE PRESENCE OF BEAUTY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_BlD3bssg
>>61520571
Is that Thai curry?
>>61520604
Post it. I need inspo
>>61520547
Always get the impression that people who say this just haven't had good sex
I'm a virgin tho so
>>61520594
Its not earth shattering, but everyone agrees of its importance and how great it is. Why do you think the whole world is so obsessed with it? Humans do things that make us feel good.
>>61520530
tell her they are for water storage. demonstrate to her how much water it can fit. she will understand perfectly and think you are swell
What if I get banned when I'm in the middle of pos
>>61520626
No, just some chicken I threw together with asparagus, peppers and onions
Cheeky nandos spice on the chicken
Golden vegetable rice too
>>61520654
The idea of sex is always better than the sex itself
If I went back in time to last night and fucked myself up the arse while I was in bed, would it be gay or just a new take on masturbation?
>>61520686
Nah sex with someone you care about is one of the most pleasurable experiences available. Reason people early in love spend hours just fucking each other and not leaving their bed
>>61520674
nice
7/10
it's been announced today that due to brexit science in the UK will be STOPPED from the beginning of next month
are you happy brexiters
>>61520737
Thanks, it's tasty
I want our lips to kiss and our limbs to entwine. Let our bodies be twisted but never our minds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDdAgJxdgcQ
>>61520729
I can't even wank to the same porn video twice, never mind fuck the same girl.
>>61520724
that would be autophilia, masturbation and gay
>>61520246
>Catch: she's 17
Why is that a catch in a country with an age of consent of 16?
>>61520571
4/10 2bh
>>61520571
looks pretty bland mate. do you not like herbs and spices? I can tell you just started cooking for yourself so its not a bad start desu
>>61520654
Reality /= fantasy.
>>61520686
this
>>61520571
looks good lad
>>61520764
she literally hasn't changed, she was born 60 years old
>>61520795
im not a virgin. i know reality. fucking someone you care about is that good and most of the normal population agrees
>>61520571
Not as good as what mummy makes me 3/10
Should I get dominoes or Pizza hut lads?
>>61520841
dominos
>>61520764
Do you think she had her controlling dominatrix tendencies even then? Imagine her in leopard print heels, calling you the nasty party.
>>61520786
>>61520839
K
>>61520809
Thx
>>61520793
There's seasoning on the chicken, what else should I have added?
>>61520841
Pizza Hut and get a pan pizza
>>61520834
only a virgin would say that, virgin
Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.
The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.
no one will believe me so fuck it
rate me lads
>>61520877
a gallon of ranch dressing
The intimacy of sex is the best bit, not the actual sex itself
>>61520841
make your own pizza m8. strong 00 flour, yeast, water, salt. bit of mozarella and san marzano tomatoes, basil, jobs a good un.
>>61520914
Dog on head
>>61520914
really ben?
From my observation of normies it does indeed seem that sex is what their life revolves around
Why else would you spend hundreds of pounds worth of money on nice clothes? Why else would you spend time rigorously grooming yourself? Why else would you spend hours on tinder and the like?
>>61520929
Gay as fuck
>>61520914
twitter.com/godshott
>Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.
>The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.
>>61520914
why would anyone lie about looking like this?
>>61520929
agreed. just fucked a girl from tinder 3 days ago and that was the first time I've hooked up with a random girl that I have no feelings for.
It wasnt even very fun. Couldnt wait for her to leave. Obviously still felt pretty sensational
Does it mean I live in a bad area if domios doesn't accept payment on the door?
>>61520929
Depends on who it's with
>>61520834
>fucking someone you care about is that good
Yeah, but this does not drive sexual relations nor the society they occur in. Large part of human sexuality consists of expectation, ideation and sublimation - not the act itself.
half black girl i really want to fug desu. she's just tanned and has slightly frizzy hair. qt.
>>61520914
Fuck off Liam you big bender
going to remove iceland and hong kong from the filter list
but don't forget you can be easily added to it again iceniggers and dogeaters
>>61520914
>competitive gaming
>Yeah, but this does not drive sexual relations nor the society they occur in. Large part of human sexuality consists of expectation, ideation and sublimation - not the act itself.
>The intimacy of sex is the best bit, not the actual sex itself
Are there any good games on PS4.
>Does it mean I live in a bad area if domios doesn't accept payment on the door?
>>61521082
netflix
>Yeah, but this does not drive sexual relations nor the society they occur in. Large part of human sexuality consists of expectation, ideation and sublimation - not the act itself.
>>61521082
umm this website is 18+
>>61521024
good taste lad
Need a film to watch. Need either action or something that will make me long for the company of a woman.
Good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening boys
>>61520783
Just a bit weird really, would still do a shag though
>>61521082
Yes.
>>61521119
Dead or Alive covers both
So corbyn gets talked about a lot but what are his actual policies?
>>61521119
>something that will make me long for the company of a woman
secretary
>>61521119
American Beauty
Unironically don't think money is the answer to life lads.
Now I work full time all I do is just buy junk food and never spend my money.
Seems like it's only worth it if you're super rich
>>61521024
goat race
>>61521082
Yes thanks
>>61521147
gas the kykes, leave the EU, socialism
>>61521150
Not that kind of company. The kind of company where you're just content with life.
>>61521153
Such a comfy film.
Were memes a mistake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w
>>61521147
Give the Falklands to Argentina because his wife said so
R8 my domino's lads
>>61521204
I miss golden era Sum 41 and being 15
>>61521230
I told you to get pizza hut what are you doing
>>61521253
pizza hut here is absolute shite
so many nice places in the world
>>61521119
>>61521271
How so?
>>61521271
Pizza Hut is better than Dominos in yankland
Dominos is better than Pizza Hut in bongland
>>61521230
>getting toppings
>not just a straight up margarita
>>61521287
just is
bases are like cardboard
How can you have an anti establishment leader of the labour party? Being in that position of power makes you the establishment
>>61521230
>£15 for a pizza and some cookies
dominos takes the piss, lads
>>61521281
Shouldn't that lasses face be blurred?
>>61521281
me in the purple shirt
>FTSE up 2.3% today
Ah yes lefties, the country is in free fall now we've left the EU.
>want to buy a craft knife on ebay
>every listing says "HANDLE ONLY" or "NO BLADE"
???????????????
>>61521308
Thats odd it's the exact opposite here
>>61521311
having a lol at this pic
>>61521311
it;s literally just flour, yeast, salt and water. the toppings cost nothing.
how can they justify £15?
>buying pizza
1001 keks and counting
>>61521347
Selling weapons is iffy legally. So they sell the decorative part and you have to get a blade for a licensed knife dealer
>>61521334
The gbp is still down and expected to go further
>>61521334
We haven't left the eu yet that's the point lol.
Basically what's happened is:
>David Cameron says if we leave we will leave the single market and he will trigger article 50 immediately
>But he didn't trigger article 50 and now there's s decent chance we will stay in the single market so the market picks up
>>61521347
nice country you have there
>>61521310
the same way you can have an anti-eu mep
>>61521230
you forgot ice cream and cinnamon sticks
Me in the balaclava
why are you lads so racist
the immigrants just want to leave peaceful lives
Bored out of my nut
>>61521334
The 250 is still well below per-referendum levels though and the pound took a battering today.
>>61521393
This is a joke right?
Best Sum 41 album?
Just bought my very first smartphone lads, only 100 quid for one of the shiny new gizmos
Recommend me some essential android apps, lads?
Anybody recommend an iOS theme?
>>61521373
Yes the toppings are donated to domino's by a local charity they don't cost a penny
>>61521392
FOY
EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP MILHOUSE
hue
might buy a long sword for when go awry
>>61521392
he's still here...
>>61521402
Not necessarily bad as it will stimulate foreign spending. It will hover around what it is now.
>>61521373
>fast food
>4 ingredients
>none of which are sugar
>>61521416
There's 2 people in balaclavas there.
>>61521439
Chuck
>>61521439
The one that doesnt exist
>Britain invokes Article 50
>FTSE 100 falls 90%
>pound falls to Stone Age levels
cant wait for chavs to ruin the country
>>61521470
omg that's his skin you racist
>>61521449
what exactly do you get on a pizza? a few slivers of pepperoni? what's that? 20p, if even that?
Reminder that the ftse recovering is because of companies who declare their profits in USD
how many people congratulated on your last birthday
>>61521334
>people say the GBP will recover in the long term
>it still hasn't fucking recovered from 10 years ago
So how long is it going to take for 1GBP=2USD again?
So you can buy the BLADES of s hobby knife OR the handle from separate ebay shops.
Why the fuck can't I buy the whole fucking thing? I just want A knife not 25 blades and a handle.
>>61521496
>tfw no Irish passport
>will have to claim asylum like all the JF who come here
>>61521439
I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME
BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY
>>61521505
congratulated? none. Survival is something we take for granted.
>i'm just an ordinary cybersecurity engineer by day and a vigilante hacker by night
>>61521416
Cannot conceive what sort of a pleb would add Tim Westwood on snapchat
>>61521509
Most people selling arts & crafts on ebay don't want the hassle of a background check for a Home Office permit to sell weapons.
>>61521505
It was my birthday yesterday. My parents and sister are the only ones who wished me a happy birthday. Not even Sershlad wished me one even though he told me he would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZk2YvOa4g
Why does she try to do American accents?
>>61521530
I DONT WANNA FALL IN LINE
BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM OF YOUR DEFORMITY
I'm 22 and I listen to this as I drive home from work sometimes and it makes me feel sad because I can still get the feels of being 15 and thinking how crazy life was.
Now I'm just an office drone.
>>61521496
>still shilling even after you've lost
just give up mate
>>61521464
>It will hover around what it is now.
It can and most likely will drop down to 1.2. Not sure where you're getting your info
>Not necessarily bad as it will stimulate foreign spending
Foreign spending will not offset the losses for the average citizen
>>61521548
Craft knives aren't fucking weapons
Why don't we just tax the bankers the brexit to 90%?
>>61521507
reported you for smug bullying desu
>>61521582
Are knives weapons?
Yes
>>61521556
stay off the ms04 lad
>>61521507
The long term trend is towards parity
I am
>give chavs the vote
>chavs destroy the country
well done chavs
Good playlist lads
*does a little dance*
Psycho had me on the edge of my seat! Hitchcock truly is the master of suspense and Horror. It says so in imdb! Will I ever sleep again after that thrilling experience?? Hahah
>>61521612
a twat of the nth order
>>61521609
How do we start a civil war in america?
>>61521593
So why can you buy the Fucking blades?
Also I've had no trouble buying a literal sword over the Internet before, don't know why a hobby knife is so hard.
>>61521640
Get Trump elected
UK mountains are literally a joke
you can take your dog for a walk on the highest one
>give lefty students who know everything the vote
>they all go to Glastonbury instead of voting
*takes a sip of wine*
Ah yes, vintage 1857 Chardonnay; the favoured choice of the French aristocracy.
so what was janny actually trying to accomplish earlier? absolutely baffling
hope he gets his pay docked the little runt
>>61521530
SO AM I
STILL WAITING
>>61521657
>kids don't turn out to vote
>their solution is to take away old people's vote
>>61521609
>comparing a 240 pence pound to a 100 pence pound
>>61521642
Why would anyone want a blade anyway? Reported for suspected terrorism.
business idea: buy produce low and sell high
>tfw you will NEVER fight for Bonnie prince charlie
What even live?
got i hate USPS!!
Sum 41>>>Blink 182>>>>>>>>>Green Day
>>61521650
Is the purpose of mountains to kill dogs?
>be a right-on leftie student fighting for social justice
>go on a hate filled rant against the elderly
aa aaah, the french champagne
>be a middle class leftie socialist twat
>apparently think everyone should be equal and love everyone regardless of class, colour or religion
>something doesn't go your way
>WAAAH THE FUCKING UNEDUCATED UNDERCLASS THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM I SHOULD CHOOSE FOR THEM
Hate these delusional twats in their big middle class bubble
>>61521693
Pound kepts its value in decimalization, pence became more.
>>61521716
Would switch the first two but great bands anyway
>>61521669
>hope he gets his pay docked the little runt
YOU STUPID LITTLE CUNT
JANITORS DONT GET PAID YOU FUCKING IDIOT
KNOW WHAT YOUR CHATTING SHIT ABOUT BEFORE YOU TYPE YOU FUCKING BELLEND
>>61520246
Ah yes, less than a full orbit around our star from being "moral." Clearly those couple months make a HUGE difference.
>>61521695
if everyone would go back to where they came from, you would be overrun with australian alpha males that would cuck the fuck out of you nige. just sayin
wow... now this really makes u think...
>>61521669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
real footage of the janitor
>>61521764
My willy's going hard just thinking about it, Mr Mywifesson
Literally no good films have come out this year.
>>61521743
I'm middle class and voted Leave
#NotAllMiddleClasses
Can somebody explain why we tip delivery drivers\?
They literlaly just drive and do their job
>>61521774
I don't get it
The eternal kraut will never be stopped until Germany is completely wiped from this planet
Why must we let them ruin Europe time and time again?
>>61521815
Haven't been to the cinema since Mad Max last year. Nothing has interested me
>>61521822
It's just retarded, don't worry.
>>61521817
I thought you all didn't tip in bongland
Done a weed.
Feeling good atm 2bh lads
>Idiots are going to make Corbyn leader again, even when all his MP's hate him
>Tories have self destructed
>Only vaguely functions party in England now is the Lib Dems
Now watch as they don't manage to capitalize on it at all.
If you don't think Ritsu is the best Keion then you're just plain wrong.
>>61521803
bet you are Mr Cuckelton
>>61521774
>eu passes more restrictive laws on freedom of speech, specifically online
>THAT'S STILL TOO MUCH FREEDOM, WHY ARE YOU SO RACIST
literally what do they want
no speech at all?
>>61521855
most people don't tip delivery drivers
>>61521817
>Be a delivery driver
>Someone tries to tip me
>I refuse every time
Looking for a bf
Im looking at the domino's UK website for shits and giggles
you guys refer to "take away" as "i'll collect" lmao u poofters
match in 20m
>>61521824
Give one way that Hitler or Wilhelm II were going to ruin Europe.
>>61521817
I don't, you just do it because you're a silly wanker who's been influenced by American pop culture.
>>61521861
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>>61521855
it's not mandatory cause they pay their people for their work. unlike someone
>>61521892
girl?
>>61521861
>liberal democrats campaigning to kill democracy
They'll probably make gains desu. People are this retarded.
>>61521774
why is the family white
hollyoaks or football
that is the question
off to bed lads
you want anything?
>>61521914
of course, panty pepee
