manifest destiny edition
Hey
Hi
hello
Good morning!
>>61511383
You might want to tune back in some other time, it's just now about to be 9am Eastern time.
>>61511425
im the designated thread keeper-aliver
>>61511471
Godspeed, then.
Morning /cum/
>>61511693
morning love
>>61511693
Morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OKkdAd38QI
>>61511903
She's 12, that's highly illegal m8
>>61512044
No she's not
>>61512007
Haven't seen you around in a while
How goes it?
>>61512110
> Pink
First grade, 12-13
> Blue
Second grade, 13-14
> Wine colored
Third grade, 14-15
It's illegal
t. mexican who attended a school with those same uniforms
>>61512175
She is an adult model for the uniforms mi amigi
Is that true Americans use books only to wipe their ass?
Just wanked
>>61512376
I use mine to roll joints
>>61512376
The communist manifesto usually.
>>61512376
We also use them to throw at criminals when they walk out of court, and sometimes as kindling in the Black Friday lines
>>61512420
>>61512419
>>61512426
impressive
>>61509747
Bonjour, comment ça va ?
>>61512376
This is funny because when I was a kid I talked to a missionary that had gone to Russia. He tokd us about how destitute and poor it was, and how censorship made many books illegal, to illustrate his point he brought back some Russian toilet paper, which still had fucking wood grain in it and was basically just a roll of tree bark.
This was probaly around 1991, about the same time American author Toni Morrison was recieving the Nobel Prize in literature.
/cum/ will become a reality soon lads
>>61512649
>Toni Morrison
Literally who?
Russia was alwways the most reading country despite "censorship". You could secretly get any book in the soviet Russia if you wanted to. And for the past 20 years we didn't have any censorship.
I've never seen any single Anglo on this board which hadn't modern retarded interests like anime, games, watching movies, drawing cartoons or guns and crap like that.
My American History teacher in high school was a socialist and devoted entire days to preaching his agenda
What was yours like?
>>61512762
The exact opposite.
He was a blast.
We even got to watch Air Force One, Evil Dead 2, and that one movie with Clint Eastwood in it about a guy trying to assassinate the president.
>>61512533
Bof. Il etait deja meilleur, mais il peut être plus mauvais.
>>61512762
A good, well meaning spanish man, but a shit teacher.
>>61512762
My AP Euro class had a student teacher that admitted he was a marxist and suggested we all read Marx if we really wanted to understand the economy"
>>61512759
Toni Morrison is a Nobel laureate, mostly for her novel "Beloved." A ghastly ghost story that takes place among a group of former slaves. It's actually a very good book.
Yes, America is a very big country, with lots of peopke, literally millions of retarded ones, but also some of the greatest literature ever. In fact, I would rank Russia, France, Britain, and America, as the leading nations in high literature. America has dozens of workd class authors like Hemingway, Faulkner, McCarthy, Dikinson, Hawthorne, Whitman, Longfellow. Poe, Thompson, Melville, etc.
>>61512920
I don't have a smug enough anime girl laughing behind a hand for this.
>>61512841
Desolé
>>61512762
My history teacher was pretty based for a german history teacher.
She got upset though when I said france had WW II coming, because of Versailles and some other stuff. But she was funny and relatively chill.
>>61512920
>>61512997
>>61513018
Good work, leaf. Trump will spare you during the invasion
>>61513015
We were taught that strict rules imposed by the Versailles Treaty were a leading cause of WWII. It's not a controversial statement over here. If you crush people, tear up abd split their lands, remove their ability to defend themselves, and take all their money, eventually they will fight back.
We also kearned tbat it was the stupid shit in the fine print of the treaty that allowed WWII to happen, retarded stuff like clauses saying that Germany could match Britain in naval tonnage so long as 2 years notice were given.
Don't fuck a country over, but give them loopholes with which to build massive war machines.
>>61512762
Mine was a hardline feminist and typical liberal sjw
Nothing too out of the ordinary
>>61513135
That's pretty cool. Well at least in my school it was kind of risky to say such things but you know how things go here, you'll be the Nazi for everyone. I had luck and found some people who agreed with me, so that the others couldn't label me as a racist or what ever.
Memes about the endless guilt complex here are unfortunately true.
>>61512702
Fucking finally
I'm dying to travel to the USA and shower them with my pesos buying all the niche shit I can't find on this hellhole
>>61512762
High school teacher was an idiot who just got the job because he was a coach who needed a teaching position
all other history teachers were some of the most based dudes I knew growing up and instilled a love of history in me, I probably would've studied it in college but I wanted to be the one kid in my family who didn't graduate with a useless degree
https://www.periscope.tv/HealthCanada/1BRJjjebEONJw
Live government announcement about Marijuana by the Health Canada
Lets hope they'll give us a present for Canada day :^)
>>61514313
Welp they just announced the members of the task force and that they REFUSE to decriminalise.
Boring
Why, g'mornin there my fellow compatriots of the United States of America!
How do you do this mighty fine morning?! Eaten any cheesy boigas yet today?! xD
>>61515318
No, but I put some nacho cheese powder in my eggs
>>61515318
I'm probably gonna head to the food truck down the block from my office. All fresh ingredients and affordable
Lel the Chinese guy that shipped my cabels was named "Seaman Wang"
>>61515606
ha hi hu he ho
>>61515318
>Feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later
>>61514887
>and that they REFUSE to decriminalize.
KEK
Good morning
>>61516734
ohio
Time for pre-lunch tea buds
>>61516734
Morning weeb
>>61516858
>>61512762
My AP American History teacher was pretty based. He was a former accountant who got sick of accounting and just decided to return to graduate school for history. He also wrote a crazy dissertation on the Civil War. I honestly miss the banter I had with him.
>cloning a disk but too scared to change default block size for dd
it's going to take 12 hours for 500 GB
>>61517070
You can do it my dude
When I was in a US HS for my exchange year, my history teacher just so happened to be the football Coach so it was just a complete blow-off class. He was nice enough though and constantly kept asking me about Germany since that was his muh heritage
All in all HS in the Deep South was blacker and better than expected
>>61517136
I believe in you if you believe in me
>>61517149
Fuck forgot to Quote
>>61512762
>>61516964
My waifu
>>61512702
I want to take a trip to Canada after this
Which city is the most Canadian/has the most patriotic Canadians?
>>61512968
>Toni Morrison is a Nobel laureate, mostly for her novel "Beloved." A ghastly ghost story that takes place among a group of former slaves.
Is it preachy? Also,
>taking banter seriously
>>61514082
Whatchu gon' get?
>>61517149
Midway reading your post I was about to ask you where you had gone to high school in because back when I was in high school there was this one German exchange student who I shared American history class with, and the teacher was also a football coach.
And I thought maybe that was you.
But it just couldn't be possible because first of all she was a girl and also she seemed to be quite normie, also my American history teacher was actually pretty damn good, he was a performer, I enjoyed his class more than any other.
catchy, but also it's something that could easily be considered a guilty pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQeB8bhIcUg
>>61517500
The deep south is a wild place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1P8ULTYT8
Why do you Americans keep grabbing your nuts and playing with your genitals when you are entering my restaurant? Do you not realize you look like uncultured baboons? Not even niggers do that here
>>61517866
The fuck? I've never seen anyone do this in public.
>mom calls me back right in the middle of jacking off
Now after a 7 minute conversation am I just supposed to start again? Jesus
>>61517866
I've only seen American niggers do that.
That being said, Americans are more open people, so may not realize they are being rude when doing something like adjusting their balls in public.
>>61512762
typical reaganite. he was a cool guy, but I was an edgy leftist at the time so I'd always challenge him. he appreciated the fact that a single student cared.
bros are career counsellors worth going to?
i'm in the midst of a quarter life crisis and I have no idea what to do with my life
>>61517976
It's worse if you have a picture of them assigned to their contact
Mood killer
>>61518028
Sure. Why not? It's not like they can ruin you.
Any way to find a career you enjoy is a good idea.
Thinking about getting some shawarma buds
Really hungry
>>61517885
>>61518005
It was the younger people, but not too young as to not know that such thing is indecent to do in public. It wasn't just adjusting, this guy was talking to me and literally was fiddling around with his shit all the time
Aside from that you Americans are pretty chill and you radiate freedom in some strange way I can't explain
>>61518176
Weird, sorry about that experience m8.
> live in tourist town
> 4th of july coming
> TOURISTS AND VACATIONERS ARE COMING IN MASS
> They litter, get drunk, pollute, and mock everything
There's a shit ton of chads
Kill me senpai
>>61518153
alright i'll give it a shot, thanks.
janny is purging us
help pls
>>61517083
>>61517866
AY YO WHITE BOY
*cups your deebs*
I had a really realistic aloe vera plant that I watered for the past couple of weeks......last night I realized it was plastic
Life is a lie
>>61518641
Literally retarded m8
>3 guys in their early twenties break into my aunt's house
>they demanded the key for the motorcycle that my uncle owns
>at gun point so they get the key
>aunt makes a call to her shady brother
>he comes with two trucks full of armed men
>they find the motherfuckers
>they beat the living crap out of these youngsters
>all are left half dead and with a deadly warning
>uncle gets his bike back
Holy damn I love living in Mexico's redneck state
>>61518520
what's happening?
also, what's your favorite tea?
After 8 days of not fapping, I decided to fap
It felt awesome
>>61518849
My aunt stabbed her would be rapist in the thigh last year.
>>61518161
You must be in Toronto.
Where do you buy your shawarmas?
>>61519019
Nah, Winnipeg.
>>61519054
Do you guys have Ali Babas?
>>61518942
Cool
Was the dude Hispanic?
I read that Hispanics in the US are pretty perverted
>>61519131
all the freedom goes to their heads
can't wait for that wall lads
>>61519215
(Reaction)
Could you name a giant robot off the top of your head?
>You'll never be kicked in the face by an american qt after she saw you stalking her
>>61519337
You don't get kicked... you get accused of rape.
>>61519332
does Gundam count?
>>61519131
No. White. She didn't really see a lot of his face but he was white
>>61519363
It has to be original
>>61519332
REX
>>61519332
Starscream
>>61518176
It is exactly the radiation of Freedom that causes people to grab their nuts m8.
Can't have one without the other.
>>61519382
I might be too inebriated for /cum/ tonight
It's my birthday, lads. What should I do on this wonderful day hahahahah?
>>61519337
Bitch looks ready to breed, yom yom
>>61518028
>>61519516
Happy birthday lad
>>61519516
Have this pepe as a gift
>>61519516
Mug the first person to come out of your local DMV and subtly tell the story to a hot girl who will fuck you for it
>>61518849
Sinaloa?
>>61519621
Simon
Look what I bought
>>61519516
Probably jerk off, watch anime and eat cake.
>>61519632
Jaaja simon carnal
>>61519332
Eva 01
>>61519516
Something you enjoy.
Go out and treat yourself to a nice dinner or something.
>>61519516
Go get food and get comfy
>>61519516
happy birthday!
>>61519094
Nope we don't have any chains, just small hole on the wall places.
Its not all that popular here yet.
>>61519695
Don't be nasty
>>61519689
awesome
>>61519632
How involved is the army/navy/Federal police involved in your locality?
Is the cartel stronghold strong?
>>61519689
¿Qué tal está?
>>61519794
10/10
seguro me hago rico cuando lo termine de leer
>>61519793
>How involved
Very, as far as the local population knows they have some sort of deal like "we don't bother you, you don't bother us"
>Is the cartel stronghold strong?
Yes, they help more than our centralist government
>>61519816
El tipo es una caricatura viviente.
Me agrada.
>>61519572
>>61519580
Thanks, lads.
>>61519588
O-Ok.
>>61519702
Might pick up a nice steak later tonight, lad.
>>61519694
>>61519722
I'll probably end up doing this for the day haha
>>61519726
Thank you, senpai.
>>61519917
>>61519793
Hold on a second, you asked me how involved those forces are in my locality.
Not that much lol
Let's say I wanted to move to a Canadian city. So far Edmonton seems like the best option. Housing prices aren't as insane as somewhere like Vancouver or Toronto, they speak English unlike in Quebec City, and it seems safer and has a better climate than Winnipeg.
If there are any better options, what are they?
>>61519994
What is your address
Tell me
>>61519917
> Yes, they help more than our centralist government
Interesting, what makes you say that? Do they do a lot of charity work?
What do you think about El Chapo?
>>61520123
w-why?
>Bored during night shift last night
>Decide to turn on radio
>CBC radio is on
>They start talking about the "refugee crisis"
>Saying how countries are too afraid of refugees
>"The only country that has taken a good, proactive approach is Germany"
>Turn off radio
Fuck sakes. This is what our tax dollars pay for
>>61509747
>manifest destiny edition
Call me when it's Western Expansion Edition
>>61520228
I will come and visit you.
When I want
>>61520233
It get's even worse when you're forced to finance the state TV and they constantly shill for black people etc.
>24 milk cows and no man will come once again
It's the story of an old white single lady who falls in love with a black dude obviously.
>>61520301
Hello The Bahamians :D
Why didn't the shitteeth give you the Turks and Caicos when you got independence
>>61520220
>Interesting, what makes you say that?
Most of the infrastructure in Sinaloa has been build with narco money
>Do they do a lot of charity work?
Yes
>What do you think about El Chapo?
Nothing, nada. Even if I could give my opinion I wouldn't.
>>61520233
>"The only country that has taken a good, proactive approach is Germany"
kek
Chivalry or FTL?
>>61520490
Straight white male tears
Apple sure is great, ignoring my itunes password that works on every other device that isnt my phone and forcing me to change it yet again to another password it probably wont accept
>>61520302
O-okay, you're welcome to visit.
>>61520549
Stop the presses
>>61520367
The Turks and Caicos Islanders wanted no part in our Independence movement, I assume things were a bit different there.
It's funny though a whole lot them moved here for jobs shortly after(and Remained).
In fact a lot of us have partial T&C heritage(myself included)
>waifu thread
>discover another anon shares an uncommon waifu with you
>try to erp with him
I'm in Guadalajara, lads.
If anyone is in the area and wants to hangout hmu
Been listening to this song for the past 3 weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm930JoZSDQ
>>61519309
Will you be there to lay down an historic bar of clay on the first layer as a foundation for making a better America?
Luv Sosa....
>>61520647
Partial t&c heritage
Pardon my ignorance but how different can you guys be
Are they more Latino looking or something?
>>61520715
???
>>61520780
There is no way other than by surname or knowing your grand parents or great grand parents
lol wat?
This place still exists?
I just got home from a nine month stint in romania. Where are all the old trips?
>>61520893
Why doesn't /carib/ like us?
We do like you guys, you know
>>61520978
dead, hopefully
>>61520999
carib only likes bunda
>>61520978
All gone
I'm a dude that has been in here since the very first thread, created by a Canadian.
I don't think there's any more people like me or those trips around :(
>>61520978
Still here 2bh
NaD comes every now and then from what I've heard
>>61520978
I don't use a trip anymore
>>61520549
> he fell for the apple meme
>>61521021
Everybody likes ass you dimwitted fool
>>61521057
I don't recognize your trip at all lol
>>61520978
>I just got home from a nine month stint in romania.
tell us more.
Really makes you think
>>61521161
agree
>>61521161
Never liked him.
>>61521216
We all love you too Bahamas
Right, guys??
>>61521095
I don't blame you
I can't remember when I started using this trip, it was sometime between September and December of last year I think, but I've been around longer than that.
>>61520999
Wait I may have misinterpreted your post
Are you asking why doesn't /Carib/ like /cum/ or Why it doesn't like America?
>>61521293
>>61521316
/cum/ of course
>>61521326
Keep crying, autist
>>61521356
extremely rude
im just jelly that they allow someone as shit as you to have a trip 2bh
>called the pizza place
>"we don't have service until 12:30pm
>it's 12:25pm
Bunch of retards
>>61521399
I know I have a shit personality
But I don't want to drop my trip
>>61521351
Oh, Well to be honest this is the first I heard of this general.
So how is that second amendment?
We have to make do with just shotguns and 22lr rifles
>>61521468
tell me something interesting, could be anything
>>61521161
whoa...
>>61521497
I'm not an interesting man I'm afraid
>>61521535
you dont have a fact or maybe a story or something?
>>61521427
>bunch of retards
>he's five minutes early
Hm...
>>61521477
I think we should start negotiations on broadening everybody here's horizons, then
>>61521468
What's so cool about yourself?
Someone put the /cum/ flags on them
if you're not playing competitive then you're not playing right
>>61521565
Nothing
>>61521671
Be a man and drop that trip
>>61521671
>Grizzly Bear Expert
I take it you hunt, do you?
Hello lads
im now the best trip here
>>61521710
At last I truly see
I'm freeing myself from the trip. It will not control me any longer
>>61521715
Will you not negotiate for your general, brother
trips pls go
>>61521724
Filtered :^)
>>61521617
there are only 3 countries in /cum/ and 4 people in that picture though
>>61520490
ftl. chivalry is fucked from what I've heard. people game the quirks and make it not fun for non-autists
>>61521806
I'd give you a free virgin if we were in medieval times
>>61522035
Quentin was the king of making strawmen, god bless that faggot
>>61522171
wait
was quentin a trip?
>>61522121
i took that picture near my house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRuEkK61Dg
Anonymous made a political party
Youre ARE voting for them, right?
>>61522542
Guten tag
>>61522517
We are anonymous we are announcing a war on everything expect us XDDDDD
God damn they should have been nuked in 2008
>>61522517
Didn't they declare war on ISIS?
be careful of the Janny lads
>janny doing something good for once
If I just want to be left the fuck alone, are the US the country for me?
I want a house in a small town, I want as little as possible to do with the government and its regulations, I want to pay little taxes, in return I also want no form of gibsmedat from the state, and basically just want to live my life the way I want to.
Also I like guns, but here you need a special permit for owning more than 2.
>>61522902
Come here lad
don't think I've ever truely bonded with someone before
>>61522902
You could move to a flyover state and go full innawoods
Sounds fun
He is not best pleased
>>61523050
>ban log is full of /int/ bans
Fucking glorious
/brit/ will burn
totally forgot ban log was a thing desu
>>61523276
Absolutely howling
>>61522957
>>61523030
Sounds nice.
But those green card procedures are rather complicated I must say. With all the spics moving to the US I was under the impression that immigration was an easy thing.
>>61523301
How do I access ban logs?
>>61523301
How the fuck do you get banned for 90 days
>>61523380
4chan.org/bans
>>61523409
Considering how unmoderated /g/ is, it was probably some intense shitposting
/brit/ is a complete shit show right now
Test?
>>61523704
did it work?
>>61523696
Theres like 3 brit threads up right now
No wonder
my sides
>mfw no american bf
>tfw no canadian gf
Who is the best Toronto Raptors player right now?
Mate supports them and I want to get him a jersey but I don't know shit about basketball
>>61523999
hey, hows it going (;
>>61524020
hey, hows it going ;)
>>61524049
Kyle Lowry
>>61523999
LONDON
>>61524020
Hello American.
>>61524111
London is almost as bad as Hamilton.
>>61524062
You're replying someone looking for a gf and a person looking for a bf? Are you gender queer?
Tomorrow is canada day. please refrain from making any jokes about canada or canadians on that day thank you
>>61524220
well he is a quebec fuckboi so probably
>Please list two persons, other than relatives or former employers, who know your qualifications or who know your character.
help me
>>61524252
ok
>>61524220
I can be anything you want me to be ;)
>>61524364
And to this one too
>>61524365
neighbors
>>61524365
Put me down as "canadian anon" and I'll talk about how cute you are.
>>61524365
but down Anon Mousse
>>61524534
more like Annie N. Mous
I'm finding a bunch of crap in my old photobucket account lol
Can we get rid of Mexico and Canada?
>>61524475
LONDON
>>61524364
>>61524475
that's good quality shit, one who can't fap to that to this day is depraved.
He is on the fucking warpath
hahahah got drunk with my lad and watched horror movies for the fuck of it
>>61524793
wow what a madman
>>61524793
What movies? Did you do the gay things?
