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French waifu edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRJBUj_GtY
cara
1st for the eu
This thread is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
>>61502879
B-E-N-I-S
THIS THREAD IS BENIS
B-E-N-I-S
>>61501982
What will happen is that the UK will get a worse version of the deal that Norway and Switzerland have, while their largest contributor to GDP, the finance sector, relocates to Paris, Dublin, Luxembourg and Frankfurt (maybe Edinburgh too if the Scots manage to get the fuck away from the UK). The EU market will struggle for a little while as market confidence in the European project falters, but it will be nowhere near as bad as what would happen to the UK.
The UK contributed a net sum of £8.5 billion to the EU. Whatever tariffs they would end up paying to trade with the EU will be far greater than that sum.
Face it. The UK is fucked, and cucked.
gwen stefani's 'hollaback girl' is ridiculous
she talks about people talking shit but i would easily talk shit about her and not spare a 2nd thought. what's she gonna do? fight? mate i've probably got a foot on you and 40kg -- have a red hot go and let's see who getting their teeth kicked in.
mate i NEVER gave you permission to make this thread. you thinking of messing with the family?
you're on thin ice, and the heat's on.
>gf going on business trip with her boss
>says they got a hotel room with two twin beds
wtf? "the hotel messed up, its 3am and we just got off a 5 hour flight. we're just going to deal with it!"
Justice for Brittany.
Mr Johnson's campaign is being run by Justice Secretary Michael Gove, who was also a central figure in the Leave campaign. But an e-mail from Mr Gove's wife Sarah Vine to her husband, which emerged on Wednesday, suggested possible obstacles to a Johnson victory.
In it, she urged her husband to get "specific assurances" from Mr Johnson about what role he would have in a future government.
The e-mail, in which a member of the public is mistakenly believed to have been copied in, suggested party members, and press barons like Rupert Murdoch, would not have the "necessary reassurance" to back Mr Johnson without Mr Gove's input.
thanks
*get up on the stage and gets handed the mic from the MC*
haha thanks tom for that ya fat bastard
how are we all?
*hear a generally good vibed response from the audence*
big fan of sydney. my dad's actually in hospital here.
*builds up the joke*
yeah he's in palliative care and probably only has a few weeks or months to live
*the audience starts shitting themselves with laughter*
*i slowly begin to squat down before breaking into tears as Tom plays 'cats in the cradle' by harry chapin'*
>Merkel and Brussels have outright already refused an EEA+ agreement that gives UK migration control, passporting and single market access.
>What is passporting? All banks registered in UK have a "passport" that allows them to do business with whole EU. The City depends on it.
>Base case is Berlin and Brussels plan to insist on an EEA- (i.e. a worse deal than Norway) that excludes passporting, migration controls.
>This would however allow services to continue to have access to the singoe market. But not financial services. Mass migration continues.
>This is formal offer. But Paris is planning a turn of cynical brilliance - that could at a stroke smite London and restore Paris to glory.
>France cynicallly intends to offer Britain an EEA- that excludes passporting, but givs them a migration cap, and single market access.
>This is a brilliant move: "you get less Poles, but we want your banks." It would be in France's interests to encourage UK out to get banks.
>But the cynical French deal would be exactly the kind of cap migration, free movement for us and single market deal that the public want.
>The next Tory muchkin leader would then be a hideous position: have his tax base slasshed at by loss of banks as his voters rejoice.
>Paris and Frankfurt would emerge as enormous winners by ending passporting. Hugely boosting popularity of French and German leadership.
>British public will be left moronically clapping the huge triumph of a few less Poles and the punishment for "bankers" and tax base slashed.
>City analysts I met look with unbrindled distain on a Tory leadership class they think are simply muppets. No clue what's about to hit them.
>Conclusion: No matter the outcome UK financial sector is FUCKED and bye bye to banks. London collapses. Banks abandon England. Meanwhile the British people are cheering this on as a win.
>>61502887
>Face it. The EU is fucked, and cucked.
FTFY senpai
The same could be said for the UK market. It will struggle for a while, same as the EU. The EU needs the UK as much as the UK needs the EU. Why not let them fly under their own banner? Why do you hate the UK so much?
*types up /brit/ post
*reads it over and grins
*leans back in chair with a cheeky grin*
*camera zooms out on me and my computer as bittersweet symphony starts playing*
the gf
>>61503025
There's a lot you're failing to understand about why London is the financial capital of the world, and why it's going to take a lot to usurp that.
First, Britain secured an exception from the EU's banking union project which was directly responsible for the eurozone crisis in 2009. Had they been subject to it, London would have crashed along with you. It basically subjects financial institutions to a single authority called the European Central Bank. London's banks have the Bank of England with sole responsibility for maintaining financial stability, an institution they have enormous trust in.
The BoE decides how much capital the banks need to hold against their assets, decides banker bonus caps and limits the maximum amount of capital people can take out in loans. This is finely tuned in an almost symbiotic relationship with the needs of the City.
The EU's central bank also favours much more regulation of the banking sector, which is partly why only London and Zurich are the only cities in Europe with truly flourishing financial centers, they're both outside the remit of this heavy regulation.
Currently Brussels also has caps on banker bonuses which Britain relaxes. There's a whole list of shit the EU does which simply stifles the industry but I don't have the space for it here.
Britain will be asking for the passport in exchange for no tariffs on European goods being sold into Britain. The multinational banks and the multinational corporations will all want this deal to happen - so I think it will.
>>61503061
looks like my mum
>>61503077
Thailad what are you doing chap?
It's bait. He's a rtard
Here is a mock brexit negotiation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKOr_RhdyA
>>61503103
I know he tried it in /pol/ and got btfo, so I'm just pasting his pasting.
Friend wants to come stay at my house for a few weeks, should I let him?
Could turn into a year or something if I'm not careful.
>>61503039
>t.leave voter
currently have a massive kissing fetish
Lads, I'm in Copenhagen haha. Where should I have breakfast?
cor blimey this italian bird is a right fitty bo witty
>>61503106
been used in america for ages, not even joking
>>61503141
McDonalds
Morning lads
>>61503025
No, wait. The fag smoking pint man said we'd get all the good stuff and non of the bad stuff
>>61502851
>French waifu
more like WHOREfu
>>61503141
maccys innit
>>61503175
ahoy hoy
Can work see what I'm doing online using their wifi but my phone?
Will they be able to see me looking at gay porn?
>>61503152
>>61503106
was about to say this
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
>>61503077
what subreddit did you copy this from
rt says brexit will not actually happen so it wont.
>>61503141
are there even any good restaurants there? Seems like a backwater
>>61503238
Did you knot just see me say /pol/?
>>61503241
oh
thats a shame
>>61503196
was about to say this
>>61503092
I used to love her videos but then shit did a shit video and it ruined it for me.
>>61503238
gee whiz, it's the Irish lass with the non-argument points
>>61503141
Herring stand.
>>61503259
That's not Irish either. It was on /pol too. Not one of ours. Not one of anyone's.
>>61503217
The lone quotation mark at the end of this autistic copypasta bothers me desu,
>>61503241
Question more, disregard proofs.
>>61503300
what the frick are you on about
im amused at the conspiracy youve convinced yourself of
>>61503328
>frick
language
what flavour crisps should i get
>>61503337
cornetto
>>61503337
Worcestershire Sauce
>>61503283
Easy sweetie xx
>>61503337
leather
Yes the UK's "special status" is long gone. Joining the EU on the French/German model is out of the question though for the British public so best case scenario is joining the EEA which means we adopt EU laws and pay membership but lose our position as the second most powerful member state. Also within the next two decades we were forecast to become the biggest economy and overtake Germany's population meaning we'd have been the most powerful EU state in terms of votes and influence but that's all gone down the pan.
>>61503333
>Shiteing
>>61503377
Oh my god who fucking cares. This shit has been going on for so fucking long I'm so exhausted by it all. Please just talk about something else
>>61503377
Why do we need to join the EEA lol
we can just trade like everyone else
i want all of you out of business (ideas)
>>61503025
But the UK will compensate that by turning the 23rd June into their very own holy independence day, so it's totally worth it.
>>61503402
What are your thoughts on kpop?
>>61503347
Good answer.
Anything but Walkers prawn cucktail.
>>61503141
>friend has already gotten several matches on Tinder in Copenhagen
Bit upsetting, lads. Also I want to do a wank but he's in the room
>>61503436
I fucking hate it, but it would still be preferable. By all means continue
>>61503426
Non-alcoholic vodka.
>>61503377
>best case scenario is joining the EEA
Europe isn't the only place in the world that wants to trade with the UK
>>61503429
Krautbro, disregard that thing.
>>61503402
It's literally the most important thing that has happened to our country in our lifetime and you are bored with it?
https://www.fb.com/LaborConnect/videos/vb.307341981788/10154358936446789/?type=2&theater
>said that people have a right to be bigots
the audacity! free speech is disgusting
>>61503337
daddy
Boarding my plane back to Poland lads.
>>61503510
Dr Pavel?
>>61503488
Like a chink head version of Dolph Lundgren. wew
>>61503510
Will you clog some toilets before you leave?
>been talking to girl for some months
>she talks about how she loves her new friends
>"haha yeah now you've got a gamer friend, a foodie friend and me"
>"Yeah, my boyfriend!"
>completely out of the blue
Someone post a sweating pepe for me
>>61503572
No la you're on your own.
>now you've got a gamer friend
>>61503618
Oh I thought you said 'unclog'.
Why would I clog a toilet?
Isn't it funny.
>>61503607
close enough
>>61503651
No she was calling me her boyfriend
>>61503650
ur face
>>61503674
wow rude
>>61503607
One girl back in high school started spreading rumours that we were dating and having lots of sex shit was creepy haha.
Karen wanted to Bremain!
just had a bit of the old how's your father with the gf
>>61503704
some girl used to tell me she loved me all the time in school and would invite me over weekly to have sex with her
never did hahaha idk why
ahahahahahahahaha she hasnt been on fb in 3 hours
>>61503718
I'm 29 and still treasure the fifteen love letters I've received over the course of my school life.
>>61503778
had pretty much the same thing happen to me lad, i ignored it though because i thought it was a trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R03B8eEM1yg
>>61503718
>>61503778
Had a girl tell another girl that fancied me that we were going out, the other girl was quite fit and the one that ruined everything was weird af.
>>61503784
live in an isolated rural area and had a valentines card delivered to me before BY HAND
or else they just gave it to my mom
>>61503820
>MI OPINIÓN
dropped
they weren't laughing with you lads, they were laughing AT you
>>61503820
why is that bitch speaking her disgusting paki language on an english website?
Kill yourself herts
>>61503763
what do you mean by this?
>>61503832
>mom
fuck off
Might buy a denim jacket
Do people wear denim jackets
I used to like denim jackets before puberty
>>61503832
>Easy sweetie xx
>>61503866
>gif
fuck off
>>61503872
wut
>>61503763
Don't worry la your mum is with me.
Always unique
totally interesting
sometimes mysterious
Banksy is some twat
>>61503896
fuck off
deported, soon
>i wish
>>61503784
Wish I kept those notes passed during class.
>>61503920
Perhaps one day
>>61503845
yo le escribi un comentario a esa puta y me lo borro....
>>61503933
no :p
fourth day in a row I've been awake all night
need to stay awake until at least 6pm tonight
>>61503991
Yeah m8, full English breakfast and san miguel por favour
>>61503477
I'm exhausted with all the arguing. Nobody ever changes their mind, nothing ever gets done, and it's fucking 4chan so nobody really even knows what they're arguing about.
>>61504005
Seeing things yet lad? always day 4 for me
Fancy trying to switch departments in my job but I think everyone in my current one including my boss would hate me for it.
>>61504009
you will be deported in spain lad, british scum
>>61504043
Might be a bit difficult since I'm nowhere near Spain.
>>61504064
your people, yes
>>61502927
Absolutely creasing
How did this post get slept on so hard
>>61504032
Then you work with shit people ad should stop caring what they think.
Well good day to you sirs.
It's me from /deutsch/ some random guy working at the EU.
Are you missing us already ? I have to be honest at least i don't miss you at the Euro2016.
I do miss Camden tough-
>>61504032
Why would they?
>>61504072
Highly doubt it m8
I'm a straight white male
>>61503188
basically this
>blue hairs
>tatooes
in the traysh it goez
>>61504121
why?
>>61504134
What basis would Spain have for deporting retirees and alienating British tourism?
>>61504127
>I'm a homophobic racist sexist
We know anon, we know
>>61503878
I am LITERALLY wearing a denim jacket RIGHT NOW.
Not even joking, I am 10͵000% (ten THOUSAND per cent) serious.
Thainonce was sat as his desk, he had been working at the CBBC for 7 years now since graduating in IT several years earlier.
>Good morning Thainonce
Said his best friend jim, having just arrived to begin another wonderful day at work.
>What a wonderful job I have
Thainonce thinks to himself, smugly reminiscing about the previous days events in which he buggered one of the underage girls who comes on jim's shows...
To be continued in a few minutes or so
>>61504158
did you lose a bet?
>>61503510
wypierdalac
>>61504146
*bark bark* :3
>>61504146
would love to set my dog on an aussie cunt
watch her rip them to shreds
yeah, that would be good
>>61504158
I believe you
Ahh yes, the bankers
>>61504174
was literally waiting for that
>>61504150
pound is low now, and britain will be poor like shit soon...so we neednt poor retirees in our country
>>61504190
i could pwn that dog
>>61504202
I'm a banker how can i help
>>61504216
It'll be a cold day in hell before the UK is as poor and shit as Spain m8
>>61504009
Kek
>>61504231
wait 4 months
>>61504219
she'd murk you la
>>61504202
As someone from "banks the country" i do believe the banks are the only ones that will actually win under a Brexit.
Are people in the UK actually that stupid or do you just all act like a crossbreed between Rowan Atkinson and Borat ?
>>61504246
your countrymen are still heating up weatherspoons meals
>>61504190
>Rafi the scrote getting brave
Screeching at the thought
Any Bruce could wring your dog's neck and use it to clobber you
>>61503929
find this inspiring
>>61504246
Ok, lets synchronise our watches and meet here on October 30th at precisely this time.
>>61504247
Can you not take none sideways pictures?
>>61504249
Take your bonuses and your bankings and get out of our thread you disgusting banking bonuser
>>61504190
>>61504247
Mangy little rat
>>61504302
off you pop to get my breakfast cooked then ffs
>>61504246
Oi manuel ya dozy dago get a move on where's my San Miguel!
>>61504247
I like you're dogger :]
what's the point in having a Sp*nish waiter in this thread if all he does is whinge?
Might have a moan at management
>>61504292
it's the 'chon that does it, not me
>>61504310
i hope you step on a bunch legos bare foot or a plug
>>61504326
thanks [:
>>61504341
Never seen Fawlty Towers?
The future of competitive vaping right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C9BLAXCe1I
>>61504359
>>61504361
Hahahaha
>>61504355
It does it with my phone if I take portrait pictures, but landscape are fine.
Obviously you've tried that though..
would love to rocket one of my steel toe capped boots through Rafi's gormless little mug
>>61504301
I am not a banker. I am a secretary.
So whats the plan now UK ?
Is it still appropriate to say UK if Scotland leaves you ?
>>61504009
good gimmick
Bance haha
>>61504174
Thainonce thought about her, he didn't know her name but he'd had his eye on her for some time now.
After the show had ended, he took her to the toilet, where he made his patented nonce moves on her
>Remember, uncle thainonce will be extremely upset if you tell anyone what happened, it's our super secret OK!
>Yes uncle thainonce
The girl replied, innocently naive to what had just happened. Thainonce knew she would come to understand as she grew up, but he did not fear the consequences for his actions as he knew there would be no evidence left to prosecute him, plus the statute on his crime would be long over.
>I'm just too good at this
Thainonce said as he was walking back to his desk. Another successful "show" under his belt.
>E-excuse me, Mr Nonce?
Thailad turned around shocked, this wasn't planned. What met his eyes was a slightly attractive mid-30's woman, much too old for thainonce, but he still pretended to be interested to keep up a front.
>W-w-what is it?
He stuttered nervously, fearing she may know what he has done.
>Ah, my daughter was on the show earlier, she said she really enjoyed spending time with you, I don't know what you did with her, but she says she wants to play doctor with you again sometime
>Oh, t-that's great
Thainonce mumbled, sighing with relief that she hadn't told anyone. Thainonce assumed this woman to be her mother. Looking at her left hand, he realized she had no wedding ring.
>Must be divorced
Thainonce thought to himself
>W-would you perhaps like to babysit her sometime? I'm a busy woman and my babysitter has just quit. She really seems to get along with you.
Thainonce's eyes sparkled with glee, how could such a perfect chance fall in to his lap.
really in the mood for seafood today
Might get some prawns
>>61504397
the bankers the bonuses the BANKERS THE BONUSES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
>>61504455
>Yes, I would be glad too!
With no hesistation, thailad agreed. Now he could bugger her all he wanted in private.
3 weeks later, and the first playdate was set. Thainonce was to watch this lady's daughter from 6pm-10pm whilst she was out. The mother was not ready to let her sleepover just yet, little did she know of this man's noncey past, it would have been wiser for her to run for the hills than to limit her sleeping privileges.
>Hi Uncle Thainonce!
The little girl said, running to thainonce's door, she couldn't wait to spend more time with thainonce, perhaps due to the lack of a male role model in her life.
>Bye bye sweety, I'll be back to pick you up at 10pm, I hope you have a good time!
>I will mommy!
The little girl replied.
>Ok, let's go inside and play
Thainonce told her, if only she knew what awaited her...
>>61504397
>Is it still appropriate to say UK if Scotland leaves you ?
We'll most likely still call ourselves United Kingdom even though Wales and Northern Ireland aren't kingdoms
>>61504464
Here you are mate I'll catch a fresh batch
*runs my net through the thread*
>>61504115
Like giving up on the team sort of thing. To be fair I'm in a very nice spot at the moment and have a good chance at promotion but I don't like what I do, other dept just looks like something new and interesting but moving probably won't help my career.
>>61504475
Aha, excellent post
>>61504475
do NOT poach MY runts
stuck in a fucking net ffs
*aggressively exhales whilst walking away from this thread*
>>61504477
WHAT INDUSTRY THIS MATE
>>61504518
police finally caught you again, eh nonce? how are you gonna bribe your way out of this one
>>61504474
Yeah but it's not technically United then is it ?
I mean shouldn't it be called Former United Kindom or Splitted Kingdom ? Just like former Soviet Republic
>>61504520
Not so fast, krill
>>61504543
Scotland can't leave.
1 : their deficit is too high to qualify for eu membership. they would need a massive amount of austerity to reduce it down about 6-8%. no socialist utopia
2 : they dont want the euro which is mandatory for new members
3 : north sea oil made a loss last year. with the fracking revolution happening its unlikely they will ever make very much out of crude again.
4 : they dont actually want another referendum
5 : countries have said in the past they'd veto any attempt for an independent Scotland to join.
6: Membership application can be a long process, there's no way they could support themselves in the meantime.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/684593/Brexit-Nicola-Sturgeon-keep-Scotland-in-EU-France-Spain
fishing fleet i bought is working overtime i see
good work goyi- lads
*rubs hands*
>>61504543
Kingdom of England and the Vassal States of Wales and Northern Ireland
*makes eye contact with a runt across the farm yard*
Hmm
*feels uneasy for the rest of the day*
>>61504608
Will trade Atlantic real estate for Marion.
>>61504604
parroting other peoples opinions is quite pathetic
Tired of having to hide this Austrian Charles Dickin's fucking posts
>>61504475
those runts are endangered
just realised I've put my shirt on inside out this morning and now I'm on the train for 3 hours
Better find the toilets and change it before too many people notice
>>61504641
her mother's been endorsed by the Murdoch owned Times
which means she belongs to the Rotschilds
*unzips phone*
let me make some phonecalls i'll get back to you
>>61504604
Business idea: Annex Thailand and replace their chink queen with our Lizzy
>>61504608
CFP does apply to us any more
The fishing of these prawns is only to be done by brits
>>61504604
Well i wasn't talking about them joining the EU. I do know that's not a plan and also not the option as we are looking more into having ex jugoslavian countries join the EU right now.
They don't require that much if any austerity strangely enough.
I just think thats it bad democracy if one partner country (let me call Scotland England's Partner country) is against a certain move they simply get overruled, because they are smaller and have less inhabitants. Still they are a country and govern themselves.
In the the case of Scotland the will of the people is overruled by a foreign nation and the worst of it is, by a foreign nation of pub politicians and drunkards.
you eating healthy, /brit/?
>>61504674
H-how long will it take?
dont like this
>>61503814
>>61504724
chewing on ice regularly will eff your teef up
>>61504666
>not looking forward to the daily installment of the thainonce saga
how fucking pleb are you
>>61504755
Shut the fuck up, you JF twat
>>61504654
It's from the appropriate sources tbf m8.
Making things up as you go along to fit your own world view is cancer.
>>61504723
>Well i wasn't talking about them joining the EU.
Well they're certainly not surviving alone
>They don't require that much if any austerity strangely enough.
They clearly do to meet the deficit requirements.
>I just think thats it bad democracy if one partner country...
That's how it goes, whether it be countries within the UK or regions within Luxembourg.
hello and welcom to the hudrualic press channel
Today we will be crushing this vary dangerous runt
*camera pans to a panicked-looking runt strapped to the bottom of the hydraulic press*
It is a a vary dangerous runt and could attack at any time, so we must deal wis it
*clunk, whirrrr*
>mfw thailad
>>61504792
laughed
>>61504772
>>They don't require that much if any austerity strangely enough.
With they i meant the ex jugaslavian countries not Scotland.
Of course they need austerity as well but not nearly as much as scotland.
>>61504721
my puppets- i mean the fishermen are brits
i simply happen to own them and their families
along with the boats
anyway my insider info from mister eurostein tells me you're not actually leaving
>>61504823
Hollande bringing the bantz
>>61504803
used to love this programme, Sabrina was fit
Gove going for it the madman
PSA: Gove is standing for leader.
Gove for PM, lads.
Who /team Gove/ here?
At least we know he genuinely supported Brexit unlike that psychopath Boris.
>>61504815
http://ec.europa.eu/economy_finance/euro/adoption/who_can_join/index_en.htm
Newest requirements m8
big fan of thailads work
You can't _______ the Gove.
>>61504913
yea it grows up fast
>>61504955
cum outside
>>61504961
Sorry, claimed her.
>>61504982
And those huge brown nips she had after she was pregnant, the pics of which I no longer have yet, I know exist. And no one here could ever find them either.
>>61504982
you can claim her but you can never maim her
(with your dick)
((in her vagina))
((going in and out)))
ps: ((((until ejaculation))))
>>61504900
Don't know much about him, but got to be better than Boris or Theresa
Just under 3 hours for Mogg to declare his candidacy for the PM job. Wish he'd hurry up.
>>61504955
He literally said on live TV multiple times in the run up to the referendum that he DEFINITELY won't go for the PM job.
The fucks he doing?
>>61504823
I really hope we don't leave Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbOLTWggXI
>>61505087
I thought he said he wasn't going to, and was supporting Boris?
>>61504680
I personally didn't like the result of the Mayor elections. Think we should do another vote so Goldsmith can win
I will destroy England.
>>61505034
FIND THEM FOR ME FROG HNNNGGGHHHHH
>>61505140
Just wishful thinking, babes
>>61505146
you and what army
>>61505111
1. Boris is a shitty leave candidate. People will just accuse him of putting his career before country.
2. He doesn't believe Boris will commit to Brexit 100%.
>>61505111
Hopefully providing an alternative to 1984 or a clown PM.
>>61505128
It's literally inevitable at this point. The conservatives stand by it.
>>61505146
Give me a time and a place you fucking sponge me and the boys from the firm will clatter ya
>>61505179
It only takes one man to start a happening.
really think england should have the right to replay iceland
you can clearly see they weren't aware losing in footbal was possible and they were misinformed
>>61505179
The eu army
>>61505179
>implying you need an army to destroy England
>Everyone is just perfectly find with there being a convicted nonce in the thread
Are all brits this pathetic?
wish i was dead
>>61505179
with spanish army
>>61505223
You're not funny mate, alright?
>>61505166
A simple web search..
gf is doing an anxiety
not nice
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/there-is-a-type-of-fungus-that-can-instantly-induce-orgasms-in-women-with-its-smell-a6687611.html
>>61505238
nonce internet defence force out in full force today, how much does he pay you
>>61505223
Nah I dont mind you being here mate, don't worry about your past
just took a bar of xanax there
>>61505206
England football is shit and Iceland deserved the win. Good on them.
>>61505278
what is xanax like compared to diazepam?
>>61505240
>and no one here could ever find them either
Making a cup of benzos anyone want one?
>>61505257
blimey
>>61505294
more euphoric
On my way to destroy England. I like you guys though.
Don't go to Sunderland tonight.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10627329
https://www.strawpoll.me/10627329
https://www.strawpoll.me/10627329
https://www.strawpoll.me/10627329
>>61505249
tell her to get the fuck over it and suck ur dick hahaha
Sitting in bed watching yank news hehe, everything is about brexit. we dun goofed.
>>61505340
But that would make her even more in pain! (Because my dick is so big get it? Hahaha)
>wake up at 6am to do something productive of my day
>shower and stuff
>lose motivation and spend the day shitposting
hate this meme
>>61505428
defo mental illness
>>61505428
>judy garland
Is Tim a homosexual?
Had a dream I fucked this girl I've always liked then woke up and had a wank
What does it mean lads?
>>61505414
Just be yourself :) . Wake up happy and power through your problems
>>61502851
She's done nudes they are on her le tumblr
>>61505491
It's just that one guy.
>>61505491
>Why are Czechs so pro eu?
they aren't, they're mostly indifferent in my experience
>>61505491
You're mummy's little boy!
*tucks you in*
*kisses you softly*
>>61505470
nah /fr/ is boring and uninventive
migrated to /brit/ 2 months ago and was happy ever since desu
>>61505493
>>61505517
FONT t b f
there's a finn in the thread
what do we do?
>>61505470
HE'S HERE
>>61505428
He's very upset after the ...incident with the dentist the other day.
>>61505542
>migrated to /brit/ 2 months ago and was happy ever since desu
Always welcome.
>>61505559
Fuck off yank go choke on a burger
>>61505600
me in the fur
>>61505578
No, forgot blue board. I deleted my own post for a nipple. A glorious, French qt nipple.
Morning cunts
Need to be awake because my bed is being delivered
>>61505700
If your bed is being delivered, how the fuck were you asleep???
Who here /tethering on the brink of insanity and soon to be driven over the edge/ here?
>>61505700
are you the same lad who had his internet guy come yesterday?
>>61505700
Fuck sake. Did they give you an hour before call?
already had two shits and two wanks today
>>61505711
Inflatable mattress
It's not very comfy
>>61505722
Yes
>>61505727
Also yes
>>61505700
Similar. Have to be up as the postman is delivering my house to me today
>>61505746
>Also yes
Don't let them leave in your hall. They're paid to put in the bedroom. Don't lift a finger.
>>61502851
being an old brit must be a fucking infuriating thing right now, some blue haired fuck face basicly imply that you are demented stupid and don't know anything about modern world and your life expirience is shit while she can't come up with any sensible argument and rumble about beautifull eu and scary right wing. How your young people can be so fucking arrogant
>>61505714
sometimes when it's the full moon but not currently
how you holding on?
>>61505746
you can call me sherlock desu
>you can't seek-backwards on Mixcloud in the US
lmaooooo '''''''''''land of the free''''''''''''''
>>61505774
it takes one look at her tattoes and hair color to know she's a dumb sjw who thinks mass immigration is the natural order of things
you know
like the black plague or the shoah but actually good
>>61505749
Don't let them go without assembling it.
>phone alarm clock
>press wrong part of screen
>goes to home screen
>alarm still going
>very loudly
>groggily go back to alarm page
>open it
>"set alarm?"
>hit it until the battery falls out
>go back to sleep
and then a parcel arrived for my dad, fuckin a.
Where did the irate Czech and the pretend Irish come from?
>>61505838
well i understand that you cant have different opinions than your elders. but i would never siad to my grandpa that he is old therefor stupid and uneducated and his voice should not mater and how we young people are no best becasue we have facebook twitter and youtube. My grandpa had a 10x more dificult life then i have and his whole life expirience is at least enough to respect what he have to say and i recon that it is true for most of people living in europe. Being so fucking smug and ignorant at the same time just make my fucking mad
>>61505955
i get you
old people are living in the past for the most part
but they really had a fucking hard life and you have to respect that
young people always discarded their elders (even if not in front of them)
that's what youth does in general
>>61506012
>young people always discarded their elders (even if not in front of them)
>that's what youth does in general
well we don't do it, at least not in regular middle class families that and you westerners really losing your grip if you let your children spit on their grandparents
>>61505371
8/10, if only because I can imagine some 65-year old boomer congratulating himself while making that in MS Paint, because selling insurance your whole life is basically the same as fighting in the war.
>>61506056
by discarded i mean that you don't generally agree with them
for example my old friends all believe that to get a job you can just ask someone to hire you
because they lived in a time were if you wanted to work you could find immediately
or they think having a hole in your jeans makes you a good for nothing or a gangster
i think respecting your elders is still a thing desu
>>61505371
Hitler wanted a united europe though
