Mogg edition
poo
>Mogg still hasn't announced his leadership bid
lmao, that cheeky rascal, wonder how long he'll keep it up.
Mogg
Who else here hates micks, yanks, frogs, krauts, polacks?
wearing my new nikes
>>61505740
yep micks and yanks i hate less than the other three though
Sikhs are bro tier
Hoddle for England manager
>>61505753
i don't mind you either
/Mogg/
>>61505797
maccas apple pie?
Mogg
Dutch Eurosceptics left fuming after parliament REJECTS bid for their own EU Referendum
DUTCH politicians have rejected proposals to join Britain in carrying out a European Union (EU) referendum - despite its citizens wanting one.
The motion for a 'Nexit' vote was quickly shut down after opposition leader Geert Wilders, of the Party for Freedom (PVV), put it forward.
Mr Wilders, said: "I say this to everyone: the Dutch deserve a referendum as well.
"The Dutch should also be able to rule in favour or against the departure of the Netherlands from the European Union and the restoration of our national sovereignty and independence."
However, only 14 out of 150 MPs supported the motion - all 12 members of the PVV and two who had separated themselves from the party.
Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte had already made his feelings known about a referendum voting on the Netherlands leaving the EU.
Reacting to Britons voting for Brexit last week, Mr Rutte said: "That would have major consequences for the Netherlands, our stability and the recovery of our prosperity.
"I am absolutely against it. It would not be in the Dutch interest."
A poll carried out by Dutch news programme Een Vandaag two days after Britain's EU Referendum vote, revealed 48% of Dutch people were in favour of leaving the EU, whereas 45% opposed the idea.
In the Netherlands, citizens can only apply for an advisory referendum - which is what Britain's is.
A Dutch referendum can only deal with treaties or laws already adopted but which have not yet come into force.
Two months ago a majority of Dutch people voted against the EU agreement with Ukraine to establish political and economic ties.
>baking apples
well what apples can't be baked then?
http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/06/26/milo-to-lead-gay-pride-march-through-muslim-ghetto-sweden/
RIP IN PIECE
>>61505853
was about to say
apple crumble >>>> apple pie
mum makes a mean one
is it bad if i find "disgusting bigotry" against muslims funny?
going to wank... but what to?
hmm..
>>61505847
A sexy fella...
>>61505884
Is this a post? Didn't even acknowledge it, if it indeed does exist. Just making sure.
>>61505912
Was being a martyr part of his plan?
>I rank mogg
bet you like mr darcy too you fags
Literally listening to Radio 5 every day now. Radio is really good 2bh, never realised.
Grime
>>61505949
take this shitty yank meme and fuck off anti-moggite
>>61505847
Harry Potter and Howard Lovecraft. Could be the hero we deserve.
Going to the barber in a minute. Scared there'll talk about the referendum because if I say I voted leave and they voted remain, they might get angry and fuck my hair up
What do
dont get the mogg posting lads
>moggite
Don't have a fedora image good enough to do this phrase justice.
>>61505942
probably, yes
>>61506006
say you couldn't vote, you were ill
Do English people care about Northern Ireland?
>all these anti-Mogg labour shills
Lmao, what's the matter? Scared the Labour Party will never recover if the Tories vote a leader as good as Mogg? Good
>>61506006
Speak with an accent
cats really are trash pets and animals in general
>>61505968
Here's your (You)
What part of Australia are you from, wanker?
I'm from Brisbane lmao
>>61506006
tell them you're a refugee
>>61505740
I'm a half Mick. I'll drag you around by the ears, cheeky Mongolian.
Going to the thing. You lads want thing?
>>61506098
fancy a mogg
>>61506098
Thingetto
>>61506098
a noose
Taking my chance
>>61506098
20 Lambert and a twix.
are sky news australia presenters red pilled?
>>61506098
ky jelly
Thoughts?
>>61506165
no, milo and shit are just obscure enough where they can like them without copping shit. if they were as well known here, they'd be a lot less vocal about liking them.
>>61506174
hmm don't care
>>61506174
D A I L Y D O S E
>>61506174
>elite losing control
no they fucking aren't you moronic memester
they could write you a check to shut your cornetto hole whenever
and the only reason they aren't is your irrelevance
Has are lad David Icke said owt bout Brexit yet?
>>61506042
>jacob rees-mong
>good PM
baka desu mate
>>61506191
Milo's a jew. He's clearly biased. Shit, sure is summer in here when you see a bunch of imbeciles defending the faggotry of Milo Kikepopolis
>>61506277
is this bait or did you score literal zeros in reading comprehension
>>61505797
right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BpnB47Fxts
I rate Mogg
I get a tingly feeling in my willy when I hear Theresa May speak.
Is that normal, lads?
>>61506334
mite b possessed
consider showing it to your nearest priest
Gove has stabbed Boris in the back.
>>61506334
no, chop your willy off immediately
>>61506312
K or J pop?
>>61506304
No need to be rude you fucking fuckwit twat. I bet you're the kiddie kiddies who get on their PCS and whatnot to wank to some miscegenation and then gets all bitchy about it on stormfront. Cry me a river cunt.
>>61506360
no shit. any loon could have seen this coming.
>Gove thinking literally anybody in the country likes him
looooool
>>61506411
umm, yank?
>>61506411
Your MUM likes him because she did a sex win him ha
>>61506360
Gove is a professional.
It was, inevitable.
Boris is a slimey buffoon
>>61506386
you got violently pulled on the small lever situated on the underside of the gun tbf senpai
>>61506433
>me
>yank
loooool good one phammo
>>61506437
hehe
>>61506383
k lad
umm normies? no thanks
>>61506360
did you expect any less from Gove? someone needs to off that cunt. People complain about the amount of stupid fucks in this country. Give it 15 years and look at the dullards emerging from the education system because of the reforms he bought in.
>>61506038
Does Northern Ireland even care about Northern Ireland?
Great discussions in this general as ever
normie drones are at it again
Doing the daily grind.
Thoughts?
>>61506475
Ah. K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
Providing for my family
>>61506534
*offers butt*
>>61506562
I hope they die of swelling hunger. :)
>KGB developed in the cold war a means of brainwashing the citizens of a country into turning it to an authoritarian marxist regime
>The process has 4 steps
>The first one is demoralization, and it takes around 15-20 years because that's how long it takes to educate a new generation of people and brainwash them with marxist ideals and make them hate their country (current universities ring a bell?)
>Once these people have been brainwashed, even if you were to give them physical evidence that what they are saying is wrong they would never see the truth and would just deny it (feminists, sjw, black lives matter, the EU project and rapefugees)
>Once brainwashed you are stuck with them until they die
>The only way to combat this is by having an education system that pumps the kids full of patriotism and innoculates them against this poison
>the people that have been brainwashed by this will only realize what they've done once a totalitarian system is in place, they realize it's not what they wanted, and they are eliminated by the system for being against the machine that makes it work
>>61506360
Boris would have been in a comfy position if he just toed the line, but Gove convinced him to back leave and then he stabs him in the back to become PM.
Poor Boris.
>>61506667
based yuri
though the brainwashed are the ones against the EU, not the ones who support it
>>61506734
>the people NOT wanting a large overbearing government are brainwashed
Yeah sure babes
Forgot to say that I was going to work this morning.
Rest assured, I have, and am currently doing a poo
>>61506667
But I went through the standard school and college systems yet I haven't fallen for that shit
>>61506547
I bet Carpenter Brut hate Brits.
my mates mum and his sister
Who /purging/ here?
Is supply and demand racist?
>>61506819
"everything is racist, everything is sexist, and you have to point it all out" Anita "Buckmann" Sarkeesian
>>61506819
yes
>>61506814
am enjoying good ol' fashion purge familia
brexit isn't going to actually happen is it
when are the moggroms going to start? Want to do some lynching of the lower classes
How do you think Boris is feeling, lads?
>>61506814
>purging the blairites
>wanted to remain in the eu
>>61506911
>>61506753
explain to me now how the evil EU is making all sorts of laws and imposing them on the UK without the UK having any say in it.
>>61506942
don't think he really gives a shit , it's all a game to him.
Once we Brexit I NEVER want to see an EU flag on tv or in real life ever again
>>61506911
This is the only pro-Remain MP that has a chance of becoming our next PM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fddd9rQjY
Yes, Brexit is happening.
>>61506974
The very nature of the eu
>you're supposed to tell the DVLA if you have anxiety and/or agoraphobia
wew fuck that
left or right
>>61506946
>IMPLYING
Corbs was pro leave
>>61506972
business idea: business idea
>>61507033
what was the last such thing that happened?
>>61507046
left
>Theresa May PM
RIP in piece, British police force. Every man for himself.
>>61507046
remaining a kv until death desu
>>61507046
Left
started crying in work so they sent me home early thats why im here
Theresa May is comfy, she doesn't play the woman card, she doesn't play victim, she is strong and tough, I would love to get spanked by her.
>>61507065
She's a stasi bint, she'll probably create a secret police force.
If you see an all black land rover pull up on your street at night, pack your bags.
>>61507105
>she doesn't play the woman card
What the fucking shit
>>61507046
left
>>61507105
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35810628
Hope she's worth being monitored for mate
Just bought season 8 of Rip Off Britain on blu-ray
I wish you people would all stop being such bloody bigots!
>>61507046
Can I have the chippy van?
>Boris was the favourite to become PM
>Gove fucked it up by potentially splitting the Brexit voting bloc
Thank you Gove for doing something useful for once.
>>61507160
She needs to see what you've been up to so she can punish you when you've being a very naughty boy.
>>61507164
ITS A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS!!!
*likes facebook post about are heroes (soldiers) being paid premier-league football wages*
>>61507160
I can't wait to wake up to a motivational message by her on my telescreen
people think I'm being rude and arrogant, ignoring them all the time when actually I'm trapped inside my own head and am incapable of communication
>>61507039
Actually this list has eating disorders, why would that affect driving?
>>61507206
He's the hero we need
>>61507046
left
Heathrow best airport
gove > boris
fight me plebbies
>>61507099
Soft cunt
>>61507099
Be comfy lad.
Can you imagine the meltdown on /r/unitedkingdom when May becomes PM?
>>61507285
Mogg
>>61507226
- said anon
>>61507285
I agree, lad.
I just hope Gove offers Boris a top job, it was bit cruel what he's done to him.
>>61507337
business idea: black gf market shop
Give me haircut ideas
>>61507358
What did Gove do specifically?
>>61507282
T5 best terminal
The Mogg Cut
>>61507316
Fuck /r/unitedkingdom I want to see the meltdown from the police.
>Police have mass strikes across the country because they loathe May
>Suddenly The Purge becomes real the very same day
>>61507285
Gove is third Reich tier precision. Boris is Eton rubber chicken tier.
Maybe Gove is too good.
>>61507426
POLICE AND MILITARY COUP
MONARCHY NOW
>living in a safe labor seat where my vote for the coalition wont matter Saturday
hmm not sure i like this type of democracy. My vote literally will never change anything if i live here for the rest of my life.
Poleaboo is awake now
The blister on my face has gone down but not enough
Really want it to clear up soon so I can move ahead with laser
>>61507285
A FUCKING FLAG WITH A BRITISH FLAG AND SOME FUCKING STARS
>>61507455
>labor
FOY
>>61507409
ahh yes very impressive
>>61507409
>he hasn't been in the concorde lounge
desu BA first class is shit anyway, I've gotta give it to the arabs, they sure know how to run an airline, etihad, emirates and qatar first class are the best by a mile
>>61507466
looks like a man
>>61507466
Poleaboo looks really good in that gif
>>61507466
Wish I found black women attractive.
>>61507507
i hear the delta airlines lounge at heathrow is amazing
>tfw no job that allows me to fly regularly or on first class trips
>>61507507
y-yes I have, but not in years
Well they cheat (run at a massive loss that is subsidized by their oil-money governments). They've all started cost-cutting now too.
Jodie Marsh wants a sperm donor on This Morning las
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36661097
>>61507596
jesus christ
>>61507099
Why the fuck you cryin?
Absolutely HOWLING at how after the Paris attacks everyone changing Facebook pictures, statuses, long speeches on Facebook, sharing cartoons and hashtags then as the attacks keep going on and on, people's enthusiasm to do all this stuff got less and less
Such is the life in such a diverse world that we are getting used to their bombing culture and it's just normal now
Buncha fuckin billionaires ITT aincha
>>61507663
really hope it completely wears off soon desu
gotta take your losses and move on
pussy culture desu
>>61507485
At least go to a proper place to get lasered rather than doing it yourself.
did a poo
Always weird walking down the street on recycling collection days and seeing that all my middle class neighbours have their boxes overflowing with wine bottles. They're easily putting away a bottle per night.
>>61507708
I did go to a proper place
Had a consultation and patch test
The woman there was very nice and made me feel comfortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8425Ma6F8
>>61507663
SCREECHING at this it's so true
>>61507735
Did she wank you off?
Do NOT give that THING attention
breathing in some air lads
I quite like this science wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxDEcODUEP0
Cutting my losses
>>61507809
>i like cox
yes you do
>>61507766
Don't be silly
>>61507823
sorry
Taking my time
>>61507829
N-Niamh?
Think I'm dying
Posting from deathbed
Expanding my options
Contemplating my options
>>61507822
IN THE BLUE ARENA:
evil clown VS professor quirrell VS the demon headmistress VS "we wuz poor n shiet" VS assorted scrabbling cunts
IN THE RED ARENA:
high sparrow VS knock-off merkel VS the thing
A CHALLENGER APPEARS! puffy welsh osborne enters the RED arena!
how do you put on a condom
micking my klaus
What do I message a girl on tinder with only one picture and her bio is "ask me anything", she's a qt and I'd like to put my willy in her
>>61507903
You don't need to know
>>61507903
Thought you potatoes were against that shit
>>61507751
I'm convinced djs just pretend they're doing stuff.
Kek
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/revealed-rise-hate-crimes-includes-people-phoning-police-complain-nigel-farage-says-police-chief/
Fisting my bum
Using the tears to fist my bum
>>61507949
>shitefart.com
off yourself numpty
>>61507916
Lottie you hottie
>>61507903
1. unravel it
2. put it on your knob. it has to be soft when you put it on and you let it grow hard inside it. if you already have a boner try your best to get rid of it for a second
3. tie it up at the end. make sure you carry rubber bands with you or ask the girl if she has a hair tie or something you can use
4. final thing is to lube it up. some condoms say theyre lubricated but usually not well enough. butter works for a lot of people but my gf is vegan so coconut oil does the trick for me
These choc chip hobnobs are terrible. The biscuit isn't as nice as normal ones and the chocolate chips taste like cooking chocolate.
>>61507994
Yeah I guess they just made the entire thing up didn't they you paki
>>61508041
wahey
>>61508017
coconut for your cock 'n' nuts
>>61508017
one more tip: sounds fucking dumb but it unironically works
spray a bit of WD40 on the outside of the condom before you stick it in, amazingly effective lube and contains bioactive compounds that stimulate receptors in her prostate
>>61507994
>shite fart
i raffed
>>61508072
I hope someone makes more of these
>>61508072
Kek
>>61507949
>"No matter what it is, if the person feels it's a hate crime, it gets recorded as a hate crime."
going to pop a benzo and then tootle off to look at cookers
>>61508017
Why do you have to tie it up is there not already some sort of a band at the end of it
/brit/? more like /shit/
haha
/brit/ has never been so dead. can't believe that posters here actually have jobs. fucking normie twats
Based Corbyn just compared Israel to ISIS
kek
KEK
K E K
>>61508138
DON'T OPPRESS ME
>tfw no boris pm
BORIS ISN'T RUNNING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU BULLINGDON CUNT
FUCKING HELL!!! PUSHED OUT BY THE MOST EFFEMINATE RUNT IN THE PARTY
KEKKING MY DICK CLEAN OFF
*trips over and breaks my neck*
mmm yes very good
>>61508260
haha good joke lad
BORIS IS DEAD
THESE LAST FEW DAYS HOLY SHIT
>boris not to stand as potential PM
And it was if if a million memes cried out and were silenced
>>61508072
quality
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61508289
UTTER MENTALIST
>>61508289
There is no need for an opposition.
Joe Cocks
> that feeling when jordan still hasn't responded to the fb message u sent him half an hour ago
w-what did he mean by this?
holy fucking shit Boris is stepping down?
Boris was the hero we needed
but not the one we deserved.
Next PM will be
>Theresa May
or
>Michael Gove
See man riding a Boris bike
>>61508404
not jordan knight is it?
why do you fuckheads add eachother on facebook?
BORIS IS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>61508438
Jesus fucking Christ
>>61508438
but what about crabb tho?????
hahaha can't believe I just typed that, i was going to pretend it was a legitimate possibility but it's too ridiculous to even begin a serious trolling attempt
why would you NOT illegally download stuff instead of paying for it? there's literally NO reason to
im such a criminal haha lol xd
>>61508438
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*a wild nige appears*
Didn't know Boris bikes could back pedal
>>61508041
Mate....
Haha the next PM is gonna be Theresa May and we will need her explicit permission to use the internet and we will have to have someone from the government watching over our shoulder
She's gonna be even more of a nanny state cunt than Cameron
No way Gove is getting it giving his history
>>61508464
so the normies will be impressed when they see i've made a new friend
>our next prime minister could genuinely be some runt who looks like he's halfway through an MTF transition
HOLY SMOKES
business idea: start the business idea gimmick
>>61508521
>>61508454
Good song desu
>>61508541
I'm not your mate, chum...
michael gove is like the epitome of the boogeyman tory. He literally wants to privatize the NHS too.
leftists are gonna do their nut in
>>61508548
Is he not a nonce?
Business idea: get my woodcutting lvl to 60 on runescape, chop some yew trees, sell them for runescape gold, then sell the runescape gold for real money
business idea: sink england
Ah yes, a "tablet battery going down even though the charger is plugged in" episode.
why doesn't pic related run for PM?
