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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DUCK
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korean pop
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cara
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>>61478574
that's a very nice duck
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>>61478589
Why are you just sitting there posting them?

You could move to South Korea and find a girl like that.
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would you rather fuck cara in her pussy
or caralad in his boipuccy
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Why are there non-Union Jack flags in here?

Expats?
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>>61478660
Caralad
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>>61478628
he's looking for some sort of reassurance for his odd obsession
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John Key, New Zealand’s Prime Minister, has said that the country will work with Australia in arranging new ties with the UK as it withdraws from the EU. “Where it makes sense we [New Zealand and Australia] will co-operate together,” he said.

Mr Key's Australian counterpart, Malcolm Turnbull, said that "opportunities and challenges" arose from the UK's decision to split with the EU. He said: "There are some big issues in terms of the access of Australians and New Zealanders to Europe and indeed to the UK."

Mr Javid said this week that the UK was “open for business”, and had already received offers to begin negotiation immediately with Australia and South Korea. Canada, India and Mexico are also understood to have contacted the Government with a view to undertaking post-Brexit talks.

The Conservative minister also announced that he and Lord Price would be going on trade missions to China, Hong Kong and Brazil in order to strengthen Britain’s links with other economies.
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>>61478660
caralad
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hate all these bloody emigrants
goin over there
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Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
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need a username lads
duckstorm with me
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focus your attention towards these cute puppers
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bought this tent
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>>61478628
>moving abroad

no thanks mate

>>61478688
If I wanted reassurance why would I post here?
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My neighbor hung ol' St. Georgey's cross in the front of his house lads

Do you reckon he's chatting shit before the 4th of July?
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>>61478753
Anonymous
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>>61478762
looks cosy
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>>61478660
not sure how i feel about this
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>>61478719
are you guys alright.....?
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ah yes VERY impressive
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>>61478766
Rorke
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is there a better mix than weed and coffee lads?
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cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3aUfalQCQ
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>>61478686
>>61478703
>>61478792
its a tough one desu lads
i think i would do cara in the bum but if only her pussy then i choose caralad
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>>61478844
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>>61478589
meh post
>>61478594
exceptional post
>>61478660
both pls
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>>61478574
Duk
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>>61478869
yea plenty to be honest
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explain homosexuality to me with one word
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>>61478878
cara is ugly though
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>>61478766
you're looking for someone (the two other kshitters) to give you some positive reinforcement in a "normal" setting you are familiar with (/brit/)
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>>61478869
Brownies and coffee you degen
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>>61478772
brilliant
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>>61478916
degenerates
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>>61478916
gay
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>>61478760
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Science doesnt have all the answers. But religions has made up stories about everything.
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>>61478906
i can think of 2 things that make my day great
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>>61478826
you just barely made five pounds over the limit?
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>>61478766
Why not? There is probably a Brit expat community you can join. It would almost be like you never left.

We Brits never lost our talent at colonisation. Not really.
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>>61478916

fetish
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>>61478916
fine
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>>61478905
CAAARRRRMMEEELLLLAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61478936
stop posting these yanks
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>>61478826

I can type random words and numbers into text documents too
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>>61478826
Sad life
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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Just coming up to the half way mark.
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>take the "wrong" molecules across the "wrong" "border"
>get made to become dead
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Marble countertops are the best. Sleek, stylish and easy to clean. It's a look that just fits in our time.
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>>61478676
Bump. This really confused me.
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List some Paki porn stars
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>>61478982

DOOOOOOOR!!
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>>61479008
haha shit

maybe next year
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>>61478977
Poof
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>>61479008
Potential gfs: 0
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he could not even assert an argument against my analysis of his posting behaviour
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https://forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?2019-ISIS-Beheads-Four-in-Front-of-One-Put-Their-Heads-on-Spikes-Then-Behead-the-Fifth

haha lads
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>>61478594
Rachel
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>>61478660
Caralad
I would hate fuck that faggot so hard to relieve anger brought on by his Cara obsession
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>>61479027
Nina North is just the right shade of brown
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>>61479050
thats fine
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>>61479027
Nadia Ali
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thinking about skipping dinner, can't be bothered
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>>61478933
This
If you're going to fuck something that looks like a man you might as well fuck a man
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>>61479073
Anon's mum
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>>61479066
the should stop with that gay ass video editing.
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>>61479126
bad lad
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>>61479066
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>tfw I posted all this pro Brexit stuff to my friend and he stopped replying to me
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>>61478936
proof?

>>61478972
I'd gladly go there for a holiday, but I'd rather stay here 2bh
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>>61479008
went on a bunch of dates with a qt romanian from tinder but she dumped me
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>>61479008
lost my virginity to a fat girl who I think has had sex more times than she's gone to bed out of desperation and ignored her afterwards because it was awkward and I wasn't actually attracted to her and now she's my roommates long term GF hahahaaha

bad game
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>>61479066

>HD snuff

what a time to be alive
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>>61479160
let's turn it back on you then, why do you spam these images every thread? let's all laugh at your 5 year old tier retort
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>>61479193
For what reason?
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>>61479103
So she's white then? Because that's as bloody dark as I'd go lol
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great weather here today. the sun shone on me for 30 mins. although it did rain a lot
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>>61479008
gf forecast for the year: no gf
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feast your eys on this dug
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>tfw the humans mess up your carefully laid plans
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Business idea:

Create software that can identify colours.

Run it through live satellites over the middle east.

Have it look for those fucking orange jumpsuits.

Defeat the pakis.
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>year nearly half over and I haven't had a single day off work

who /wageslave/ here?
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>>61479008
only 1 so far, trying to get another though
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>>61479008
Made a girl cry a month ago cos I told the lads she's a shite ride
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>>61478916
Perverted
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>>61479263
colour picker exists longer than you probably have
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>>61479240
Every post you make is absolutely based because of that sexy fucking flag.

hope you can hold off against france lad x
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>>61479235
>not liking a bit of caramel
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>>61479266
year nearly half over and I haven't had a single day of work
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>>61479266
You've worked 7 days straight since January?

Even in a country as impoveroised as Ireland that seems unlikely
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who /zerohours/ here?

might work next week if I feel like it
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>>61479147
post takes a few days to get delivered lad
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>>61479008
Approaching the point where I'm becoming completely numb.

I wonder how bad that is
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>>61479266
I hate my job so I'm always pulling sickies
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>>61479284
was it true?
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Don’t even think of urinating in elevators, as they are equipped with Urine Detection Devices (UDD), which detect the scent of urine, setting off an alarm and closing the doors until the police arrive to arrest the offender.
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who /callcentre/ here
kill me please
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>>61479322
Bag of spuds lad
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>>61479263

bit hard in all that desert
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>>61479240
Can you post more of this sort of music, please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDlQV0qhFrE
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>>61479296
thanks of the support
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>>61479328
plan: drink lots of coffee so your urine smells like coffee instead of urine
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>>61479328
>it's real
>it's in my city
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/-/urine-detection-devices-placed-on-atlanta-transit
what the fuck
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quit my job so i didnt have to work for a bit before uni but my mum is forcing me to renovate the house for them
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>>61479229
just told me it "wasn't working out"

mildly annoyed
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>>61479222
>let's all laugh at your 5 year old tier retort

you seem very upset
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>>61479413
>just told me it "wasn't working out"

You're a boring cunt and not rich enough then
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Poleaboo is considering buying a (used) OnePlus 2 mobile phone for £166

Seems like a good price for a good phone
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>>61479360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs
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why is my knob end so pointy

I mean i'm sure it looks nicer if you're on your knees looking up at it or eye to eye with it but from my vantage point it looks like a big sharpened pencil
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>>61478594
this 2bh
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hahahah
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>>61479432
To be fair to him almost all women are boring as fuck too.
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>>61479413
you must be shit in bed desu
or you have a small willy
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Who /longtermNEETwithassets/
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>>61479448
Happens when you have death grip
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>>61479448
*writes "fuck the EU" with your knob*
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>>61479497
Inheritance?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDMBpEHQdw

You seen this? Mad.
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>>61479497
how much?
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this guys fucking woke

https://youtu.be/7YCu5B6AMoQ?t=2m9s
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Daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eA7TRM61aI
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>>61479540
No lol parents dgaf I got some index fund too
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>>61479470
wonder why he dodged the question, and did exactly what I predicted he would do
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Wahey.
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If I were a brit there is very little chance I would stay in the UK. Would definitely take advantage of being in the EU and work as an expat in one of the 10 more interesting countries that are near it.

Better weather, better landscapes, better food, better women, better towns.

Honestly don't understand why you lot choose to be miserable
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business idea: a shoulder mounted rear-view mirror. increases safety
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>>61479436
need a hug from bjork desu
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>ask someone what they like doing for fun in their spare time
>erm lots really x
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>>61479612
me with the bat
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>>61479432
she liked capeshit films so jokes on her
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>>61479582
About £140,000 in my fund, we all live below our means though
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>>61479615
If I had the confidence I would leave, I've been around quite a bit of Europe and the UK is definitely shit compared to most other places.
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>>61479615
We can't speak other languages
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What is the best newspaper?
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*puts down the daily mail*
hmmmm
*picks up the telegraph*
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>>61479672
the guardian
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>>61479672
Daily Mail
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>>61479659
jealous tbqh
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>>61479612
woah look who's back big guy
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Do brits really say "erm"? I see it in subtitles but it sounds more like "err"
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how the fuck does anyone afford to buy a house lads
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Well hello there brits I shall soon move to the uk ;^)
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>>61479659
You should probably diversify 2bh. At least into bonds.
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>>61479742
erm yeah
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>>61479742
More like uuuuhhhh
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got a spot and feel ugly
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banter
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>>61479750
mortgage init
going to buy a cheap, big house in the woods one day
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>>61479751
How are you going to do that?
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>>61479672

objectively the FT
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>>61479742
uuh, þarna, hænna, uhh, þarna, yes
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>>61479798
with a magical device called a plane.
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sat here trying to do a poo like
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Favorite insult thats unique to british culture? Mine is faggot
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>ex said I never asked questions about her and what she likes
why is it my fault she's boring?
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[T-PAIN INTENSIFIES]
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>>61479842
God I hope you only want to live here for two years then lad.
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>>61479842
where are you going to live m8
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>>61479751
WE VOTED OUT
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>>61479612
ah yes, leftist propaganda - always making you hate who you are
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just marathoned the latest GoT
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*slaps you in the nuts*
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Feel more European than English, anyone else get me?
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fucking hell australians are so cool.

wish i were one so bad
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>>61479872
GoT is shit
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GOD BLESS LADS
I LOVE NOT LIVING IN THE EU
EUROKEKS ARE GETTING FUCKED OVER LEFT AND RIGHT
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is it true brits are wearing safety pins to show they aren't racist?
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>>61479932
Stop shitposting.
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>>61479888
Nope, I'll stay longer :1)
Your votes barely changed anything for me.

>>61479889
Northern England or Scotland.
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>>61479948
*unpins safety pin*
*stabs you with it*
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>>61479919
my bike lock hit me in the balls when i was pulling it off my bike today. it's probably karma because i changed the combination to "2-1 2-1"
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corr blimey italian birds
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Have the EU citizens gone home yet?
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If I were to go to mexico, could I easily fuck a latina milf? This obsession of mine has been getting very great lately
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>people will spend £700 for 15 extra fps
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>>61479998
the ol self-slap.
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>>61479672
Financial Times
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>>61479008
>coming along
hasn't left the station
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>>61479942
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>>61479938
gotta swap your gun for a noif
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>>61479998
god I wish I had one of these round me knads
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>>61480028
it's worth it if you game in 4k but who the fuck seriously wants to play games on a 40in monitor
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Lads it's time
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>>61480051
fuck sake lad
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>>61480028
people will pay more for a lot of things
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/06/29/new-zealand-offers-uk-its-top-trade-negotiators-for-post-brexit/

Shows who our real friends are in the world, lads.
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>>61479984
Doing what here?
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>if you game in 4k
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Nando's?
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anyone got any videos of lefties being absolutely DESTROYED by people like the hitchens brothers, farage, milo yianopolis, sargon of akkad etc. ?

bonus points if said lefties start crying
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Girl i've been talking to is giving me an ultimatum that I can fuck other girls but I have to wear a condom.

Should I just drop her? I am fucking other girls but don't want to be forced to wear a condom for her
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>using game as a verb

nerds OUT
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>>61480097
dog bless
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>>61479615
everywhere else in the EU bar netherlands and germany is objectively shitter than the UK

but even those two have funny tasting milk and water and don't drink tea, would much rather stay here thank you very much
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>>61480112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPQB9CM_ZkQ

Classic /brit/ video
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>>61480112
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contemplating giving the wiggle the ol waggle
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>>61480100
taking away places at uni for brits
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>>61480149
literally none of this happened
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Chicken wings?
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*spends an hour trying to fall asleep*
*doesn't*
*opens /brit/*
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>>61480149
fuck them without a condom but tell her you're using a condom
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>>61480215
have a wank
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>getting around 1000 euro back in tax lads

what to spend it on
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>>61480112
Daily Dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eA7TRM61aI
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>>61480242
kraken rum
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Happy Heterosexual Pride Day
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Not looking forward to the next 5 years

We were doing so well
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>>61480242
i'm losing 3,650.00 eur
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>Gf just saw the text from my side chick

Being an annoying twat about it now
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>>61479672
economist
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>>61480242
Buy your gf some sexy outfits
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Had an interesting dream earlier, I'm gonna make it into a film
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>>61480282
tell her its your cousin ;)
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>>61480242
New pair of boots
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>>61480301
the Beatles wrote Yesterday based on a dream and that made millions

Good luck lad
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>>61480108
the smallest 4k screen you can buy is 28in

why would you want a 28in screen two feet from your face? you would have to literally move your head to look at things while playing games

4k gaming is a shit gimmick
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>post-brexit
>even MORE foreigners in /brit/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Just got Tinder and matched with three slags. What the fuck do I say to them now?
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>>61480084
yeah shitty desu
I'm in college but I find it hard to meet women. My course is nearly 70% men and I reckon half the girls failed so there'll be even less there next year
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>>61480334
>the smallest 4k screen you can buy is 28in

errr
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*snorts*
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>>61478916
Jewish
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>>61480350
i came here first because of the game
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Lel this girl has a good sense of humour.

>still lurking pof
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>>61480368
haha what the hell is wrong with that dog?
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are AMD cards still shit?
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>>61480334
You can get a 5K iMac that's 27" so that's bullshit innit mate
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>>61480352
ey bby u wan sum fuk ;)
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>>61480397
someone get this pleb outta here
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>>61480352
ask them to go for a drink tbqh
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>>61480329
Let it be is better though.
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>>61480401
wow, 1 inch smaller
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>>61480422
Agreed, but you're in this for the money I assume
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>>61480407
>>61480418
One says that she likes shit chat up lines.

I have literally never done this in my life.
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>>61480387
still haven't brought an original gimmick to the table you useless fuck
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>61480389
i play skyrim and she wouldn't even see my dingle dangle from more than 3 metres away
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>>61480389
>not seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment
yeah go it lad
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>>61480457
google tinder lines
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>>61480444
and with 5k resolution instead of 4k, so imagine how much smaller the smallest 4k monitor could be - certainly not 28"

oh fuck it why do I even bother engaging with yanks

fuck off
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>>61480461
business idea: umbrellas for your house
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go and take your ugly bitch and have some ugly kids
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>>61480478
yes please
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>>61480543
''business idea'' is not an original gimmick you useless fuck
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>>61480515
nah im with you mate

>Smallest size is this
Erm, no its not theres smaller

>OH WOW BIG FUCKING DEAL

typical runtposting
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business idea: iceland bootyblast france
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>>61480515
why would you want to game on anything bigger than 22in
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On the Norbuprenorphine
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>>61480478
why are you so angry? is it because of us?
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just started lurking POF and oh me oh my it is full of full time mummys
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>>61478916
(You)
>>
I have 2 gimmicks that I post over and over again. Can anyone guess two of them?
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>>61480609
muh diiiiiiick
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Leave voters are now required to wear blue hats
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Europe exports to the UK ten times than what the UK exports in Europe. It will be very difficult for France, Germany, Italy and Spain etc to lose billions of exports by blocking the UK and not entering trade agreements
With the UK deregulated and outside of the EU has something like 2 billion potential customers in emerging countries.
It affects 0.4% of huge British companies.
The £220 billion exports of goods and services to other EU countries were worth about 12% of the value of the British economy in 2015, and £230 billion or 13% in 2014. It’s stayed at around 13-15% over the past decade.
100% of its economy is blocked by the laws of Brussels.
London which could lose 1.1%, will be able to export 10% of the British GDP in the whole world.
In 1992 the UK was in a similar system to the EU, called the European Monetary System. They were kicked out. Everybody said: "It's the death of the UK". It was the day the UK, and London left for outer space.
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>>61480583
i misunderstood. also fuck you too
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>>61480642
here's mine lad, let's see yours x
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>>61480609
cute
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>>61480628
the fedora thing
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John Key, New Zealand’s Prime Minister, has said that the country will work with Australia in arranging new ties with the UK as it withdraws from the EU. “Where it makes sense we [New Zealand and Australia] will co-operate together,” he said.
Mr Key's Australian counterpart, Malcolm Turnbull, said that "opportunities and challenges" arose from the UK's decision to split with the EU. He said: "There are some big issues in terms of the access of Australians and New Zealanders to Europe and indeed to the UK."
Mr Javid said this week that the UK was “open for business”, and had already received offers to begin negotiation immediately with Australia and South Korea. Canada, India and Mexico are also understood to have contacted the Government with a view to undertaking post-Brexit talks.
The Conservative minister also announced that he and Lord Price would be going on trade missions to China, Hong Kong and Brazil in order to strengthen Britain’s links with other economies.
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>>61480609
sweet jesus
>>
>>61480685
*lets out a small giggle*
>>
Debates on 4chan that I would have used to engage in but no longer do:

>is the white race superior
>is circumcision bad
>does god exist
>>
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=31879510
>>
doing a jig
>>
>>61480664
back to the drawing board
>>
>>61480586
starcraft pros play on 15in screens at 1024x768

just sayin
>>
made small talk with my flatmate
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>>61480740
what're you having a laugh about
>>
>>
>>61480741

yes
yes
probably not

no debate needed
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>@angelaeagle will challenge @jeremycorbyn for Labour leadership tomorrow, BBC understands

She gonna get PURGED
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>>61480741
bit embarrassing that you ever did desu
>>
>>61480609

that's a bloke
>>
>Slavoj Zizek's opinion on Brexit is "it's what I think countries that are able should do, but racists like it so I don't"

Why are all commies, no matter the clique they belong to, all so up their own asses?
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>>61480685
fugg
even my small benis is bigger than that
feel bad for him desu
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>tfw the jocks are moving into their acceptance stage of grief

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4qgh2f/some_thoughts_on_independence/
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>>61480793
what an awful fucking woman
>>
>>61480793
holding out for Big Tom 2bh
>>
>>61480741
Adding further:
>gay marriage
>abortion
>trannies
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>>61480811
>>
>>61480803
you don't even know the her penis is feminine or not.
>>
Alright lads
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>>61480847
no
>>
>>61480811
I really want there to be another referendum and them to vote to stay again, it will be too many memes.
>>
if you're proud to be English you're a racist
it's that simple
>>
Watching BBC4 docs lads

Why is it so much better than the regular beeb?
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>>61480878
tot
>>
cooked myself a pretty tasty din dins desu lads
>>
Just injected some weed lads.
>>
>>61480885
habeeb?
>>
>>61480878
i'm not english though
>>
>>61480878
Are you proud to be English mate?
>>
>>61480885
Anything new by Lucy Lispy? I like when she dresses up in old timey clothes :3
>>
>>61480845

hey, is it true that if you don't have a gf in iceland, the whole country shows up to your uni to laugh at you?
>>
*lets buss pass expire*

what a silly billy i am
>>
>>61480927
I'm watching this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04mgxxx/the-art-of-gothic-britains-midnight-hour-1-liberty-diversity-depravity

Watched that thing about Porton Down earlier, that was fucking great
>>
proud to be English
>>
Just injected some cock lads.
>>
>>61480847
What's aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhppppp
>>
>>61480885
The moment I started unironically enjoying BBC4 and Steeley Dan, was the moment I became an adult.
>>
>>61480924
nah I'm Irish tbqh family
>>
Do brits really use the slang "quid" now? Saw it said on here and didn't know if that was just an american saying it or if you guys are picking up on our slang
>>
How about we just stop non-Brits entering the UK without telling anyone that's what we're doing
>>
>Iris scanner confirmed on the Note 7

truly exciting times we live in
>>
>>61480931
no. or else that would already have happened. the average icelander loses his virginity at age 15. i'm 20 years old and have never had any intimacy with any woman whatsoever
>>
>>61480970
But is the camera better than a DSLR??
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>>61480942
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>>61480970
how can it tell you're Irish just from scanning you?
must be really cool technology
>>
>>61480941
bbc4 is top tier for documentaries, they arent lowest common denominator like most so can talk about things without having to start with foundation level info.
>>
Someone in the living room, waiting for her to leave
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>>61480967
>we
you and the Home Office? why did you even bother posting.
>>
>>61481041
fuck off kshitter
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>>61481034
go fiddle her minge
>>
cba to do the washing up

i miss having a dishwasher
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>>61481006
you all have brown eyes

>>61480990
you know what lad, I'm going to give up arguing with that
MAYBE in 10 years time, they'll be on par

entry-level DSLRs with kit lenses are absolute shite, an iPhone would destroy it any day
>>
these days you say you're english you get arrested and thrown in jail
>>
Why the fuck don't brits pronounce the "H" in herb.

Pretentious twats
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>>61480389
>no one older than 23
>in a month I'll be too old for some people

haha, where do the years go, lads?
>>
>>61481041
WOO! YOOHOO!
>>
>>61481063
I've got a dishwasher mate... Yeah... I call her the wife!!
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>>61480982

I wouldn't know how you feel hehe
>>
>>61481074
>Being afraid of roller coasters
Are people also afraid of having fun?
>>
>>61481072
We do you fucking cretin it's yanks that don't pronounce it like absolute cunts
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>>61481093
hellova thigh slapper!
>>
>>61481093
better hurry up and find myself one of those then haha
>>
>>61481065
even the most entry-level of entry-level DSLRs have far larger sensors than smartphones and can swap lenses to photograph any situation

there is literally no comparison

you are a mong
>>
>>61481071
In Ireland maybe ha ha
>>
publications by the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Unification Church may not be imported to Singapore
>>
>>61481074
You're too old or young for people throughout your whole life m8.
>>
>>61481049
Do you even know who I am, lurk a bit longer then we'll have this discussion ok champ?
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>>61480919
rasheed
>>
>>61481074
Same boat lad. Planning on doing a suicide when mum kicks thee bucket.
>>
BLINY
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>>61481065
ive got blue desu
most people don't have brown eyes here and if they do it's more hazel than brown
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>>61478916
well it's a bit gay really isn't it
>>
>it's a rasheed episode
>>
bruh he woke af !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCu5B6AMoQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2m9s
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>>61481142
>le lens xDddd

I don't care about specifications, look at the image produced
>>
>>61480935
>buss
>>
is there a new
if not why not you fucking twats
>>
//61481230
utter mong
>>
>>61481150
good
heretics should be burned at the stake
>>
>>61481243
rude
>>
>>61481131
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/08/iceland-teenager-dies-thrown-rollercoaster-spain-benidorm

Icelanders shouldn't leave Iceland. literally no one dies in Iceland ever
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Lads
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>>61481243
this is the last /brit/ thread ever

enjoy it while you still can
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>still range banned from making threads

this discrimination needs to end
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>>61475243
>>61475243
>>61475243
new
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>>61481286
This is it
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>>61481185
silly boy, what will you do? Ask Theresa to come and get me?
>>
>retards actually believe that the uk will disintegrate

Fucking dull cunts. I was watching BBC Asia Business last night and some retarded Yank said it's literally inevitable that Scotland leaves. He also called the country the United Kingdom of Great Britain and (the munter paused for a moment) Wales.
>>
>>61481305
that's not right
>>
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OUT OF OUR CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OUT OF OUR CAMPUS
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OUT OF OUR CAMPUS
>>
Rock me amadeus
>>
Lads, the Icelandic viking clap originated from some Polish league

I feel so betrayed right now..
>>
>>61481336
Scots are such cunts they'll shackle themselves to us forever.
>>
new
>>61481388
>>61481388
>>61481388
>>
>>61480242
Put it towards a little holiday for yourself, you deserve it x
>>
>>61481369
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius
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>>61481258
sorry im just angry
>>61481293
oh fuck
in which case well i just wanted to say- oh wait hang on haha >>61481305
>>
>>61481286
So they'll be like the Republican party and amass power but stay away from any sorts of responsibilities that might make them look worse? Nige can use this to his advantage, become the last serious opponent to the Conservatives.
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>>61480242
voluntary tax
>>
>>61480685
id suck it
I quite like little ones
>>
just got taco bell lads

are there any taco bells in the uk? not very authentic but quite good 2bh
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