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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DUCK
korean pop
cara
>>61478574
that's a very nice duck
>>61478589
Why are you just sitting there posting them?
You could move to South Korea and find a girl like that.
would you rather fuck cara in her pussy
or caralad in his boipuccy
Why are there non-Union Jack flags in here?
Expats?
>>61478660
Caralad
>>61478628
he's looking for some sort of reassurance for his odd obsession
John Key, New Zealand’s Prime Minister, has said that the country will work with Australia in arranging new ties with the UK as it withdraws from the EU. “Where it makes sense we [New Zealand and Australia] will co-operate together,” he said.
Mr Key's Australian counterpart, Malcolm Turnbull, said that "opportunities and challenges" arose from the UK's decision to split with the EU. He said: "There are some big issues in terms of the access of Australians and New Zealanders to Europe and indeed to the UK."
Mr Javid said this week that the UK was “open for business”, and had already received offers to begin negotiation immediately with Australia and South Korea. Canada, India and Mexico are also understood to have contacted the Government with a view to undertaking post-Brexit talks.
The Conservative minister also announced that he and Lord Price would be going on trade missions to China, Hong Kong and Brazil in order to strengthen Britain’s links with other economies.
>>61478660
caralad
hate all these bloody emigrants
goin over there
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
need a username lads
duckstorm with me
focus your attention towards these cute puppers
bought this tent
>>61478628
>moving abroad
no thanks mate
>>61478688
If I wanted reassurance why would I post here?
My neighbor hung ol' St. Georgey's cross in the front of his house lads
Do you reckon he's chatting shit before the 4th of July?
>>61478753
Anonymous
>>61478762
looks cosy
>>61478660
not sure how i feel about this
>>61478719
are you guys alright.....?
ah yes VERY impressive
>>61478766
Rorke
is there a better mix than weed and coffee lads?
cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3aUfalQCQ
>>61478686
>>61478703
>>61478792
its a tough one desu lads
i think i would do cara in the bum but if only her pussy then i choose caralad
>>61478844
>>61478589
meh post
>>61478594
exceptional post
>>61478660
both pls
>>61478574
Duk
>>61478869
yea plenty to be honest
explain homosexuality to me with one word
>>61478878
cara is ugly though
>>61478766
you're looking for someone (the two other kshitters) to give you some positive reinforcement in a "normal" setting you are familiar with (/brit/)
>>61478869
Brownies and coffee you degen
>>61478772
brilliant
>>61478916
degenerates
>>61478916
gay
>>61478760
Science doesnt have all the answers. But religions has made up stories about everything.
>>61478906
i can think of 2 things that make my day great
>>61478826
you just barely made five pounds over the limit?
>>61478766
Why not? There is probably a Brit expat community you can join. It would almost be like you never left.
We Brits never lost our talent at colonisation. Not really.
>>61478916
fetish
>>61478916
fine
>>61478905
CAAARRRRMMEEELLLLAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61478936
stop posting these yanks
>>61478826
I can type random words and numbers into text documents too
>>61478826
Sad life
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
Just coming up to the half way mark.
>take the "wrong" molecules across the "wrong" "border"
>get made to become dead
Marble countertops are the best. Sleek, stylish and easy to clean. It's a look that just fits in our time.
>>61478676
Bump. This really confused me.
List some Paki porn stars
>>61478982
DOOOOOOOR!!
>>61479008
haha shit
maybe next year
>>61478977
Poof
>>61479008
Potential gfs: 0
he could not even assert an argument against my analysis of his posting behaviour
https://forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?2019-ISIS-Beheads-Four-in-Front-of-One-Put-Their-Heads-on-Spikes-Then-Behead-the-Fifth
haha lads
>>61478594
Rachel
>>61478660
Caralad
I would hate fuck that faggot so hard to relieve anger brought on by his Cara obsession
>>61479027
Nina North is just the right shade of brown
>>61479050
thats fine
>>61479027
Nadia Ali
thinking about skipping dinner, can't be bothered
>>61478933
This
If you're going to fuck something that looks like a man you might as well fuck a man
>>61479073
Anon's mum
>>61479066
the should stop with that gay ass video editing.
>>61479126
bad lad
>tfw I posted all this pro Brexit stuff to my friend and he stopped replying to me
>>61478936
proof?
>>61478972
I'd gladly go there for a holiday, but I'd rather stay here 2bh
>>61479008
went on a bunch of dates with a qt romanian from tinder but she dumped me
>>61479008
lost my virginity to a fat girl who I think has had sex more times than she's gone to bed out of desperation and ignored her afterwards because it was awkward and I wasn't actually attracted to her and now she's my roommates long term GF hahahaaha
bad game
>>61479066
>HD snuff
what a time to be alive
>>61479160
let's turn it back on you then, why do you spam these images every thread? let's all laugh at your 5 year old tier retort
>>61479193
For what reason?
>>61479103
So she's white then? Because that's as bloody dark as I'd go lol
great weather here today. the sun shone on me for 30 mins. although it did rain a lot
>>61479008
gf forecast for the year: no gf
feast your eys on this dug
>tfw the humans mess up your carefully laid plans
Business idea:
Create software that can identify colours.
Run it through live satellites over the middle east.
Have it look for those fucking orange jumpsuits.
Defeat the pakis.
>year nearly half over and I haven't had a single day off work
who /wageslave/ here?
>>61479008
only 1 so far, trying to get another though
>>61479008
Made a girl cry a month ago cos I told the lads she's a shite ride
>>61478916
Perverted
>>61479263
colour picker exists longer than you probably have
>>61479240
Every post you make is absolutely based because of that sexy fucking flag.
hope you can hold off against france lad x
>>61479235
>not liking a bit of caramel
>>61479266
year nearly half over and I haven't had a single day of work
>>61479266
You've worked 7 days straight since January?
Even in a country as impoveroised as Ireland that seems unlikely
who /zerohours/ here?
might work next week if I feel like it
>>61479147
post takes a few days to get delivered lad
>>61479008
Approaching the point where I'm becoming completely numb.
I wonder how bad that is
>>61479266
I hate my job so I'm always pulling sickies
>>61479284
was it true?
Don’t even think of urinating in elevators, as they are equipped with Urine Detection Devices (UDD), which detect the scent of urine, setting off an alarm and closing the doors until the police arrive to arrest the offender.
who /callcentre/ here
kill me please
>>61479322
Bag of spuds lad
>>61479263
bit hard in all that desert
>>61479240
Can you post more of this sort of music, please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDlQV0qhFrE
>>61479296
thanks of the support
>>61479328
plan: drink lots of coffee so your urine smells like coffee instead of urine
>>61479328
>it's real
>it's in my city
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/-/urine-detection-devices-placed-on-atlanta-transit
what the fuck
quit my job so i didnt have to work for a bit before uni but my mum is forcing me to renovate the house for them
>>61479229
just told me it "wasn't working out"
mildly annoyed
>>61479222
>let's all laugh at your 5 year old tier retort
you seem very upset
>>61479413
>just told me it "wasn't working out"
You're a boring cunt and not rich enough then
Poleaboo is considering buying a (used) OnePlus 2 mobile phone for £166
Seems like a good price for a good phone
>>61479360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs
why is my knob end so pointy
I mean i'm sure it looks nicer if you're on your knees looking up at it or eye to eye with it but from my vantage point it looks like a big sharpened pencil
>>61478594
this 2bh
hahahah
>>61479432
To be fair to him almost all women are boring as fuck too.
>>61479413
you must be shit in bed desu
or you have a small willy
Who /longtermNEETwithassets/
>>61479448
Happens when you have death grip
>>61479448
*writes "fuck the EU" with your knob*
>>61479497
Inheritance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDMBpEHQdw
You seen this? Mad.
>>61479497
how much?
this guys fucking woke
https://youtu.be/7YCu5B6AMoQ?t=2m9s
Daily dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eA7TRM61aI
>>61479540
No lol parents dgaf I got some index fund too
>>61479470
wonder why he dodged the question, and did exactly what I predicted he would do
Wahey.
If I were a brit there is very little chance I would stay in the UK. Would definitely take advantage of being in the EU and work as an expat in one of the 10 more interesting countries that are near it.
Better weather, better landscapes, better food, better women, better towns.
Honestly don't understand why you lot choose to be miserable
business idea: a shoulder mounted rear-view mirror. increases safety
>>61479436
need a hug from bjork desu
>ask someone what they like doing for fun in their spare time
>erm lots really x
>>61479612
me with the bat
>>61479432
she liked capeshit films so jokes on her
>>61479582
About £140,000 in my fund, we all live below our means though
>>61479615
If I had the confidence I would leave, I've been around quite a bit of Europe and the UK is definitely shit compared to most other places.
>>61479615
We can't speak other languages
What is the best newspaper?
*puts down the daily mail*
hmmmm
*picks up the telegraph*
>>61479672
the guardian
>>61479672
Daily Mail
>>61479659
jealous tbqh
>>61479612
woah look who's back big guy
Do brits really say "erm"? I see it in subtitles but it sounds more like "err"
how the fuck does anyone afford to buy a house lads
Well hello there brits I shall soon move to the uk ;^)
>>61479659
You should probably diversify 2bh. At least into bonds.
>>61479742
erm yeah
>>61479742
More like uuuuhhhh
got a spot and feel ugly
banter
>>61479750
mortgage init
going to buy a cheap, big house in the woods one day
>>61479751
How are you going to do that?
>>61479672
objectively the FT
>>61479742
uuh, þarna, hænna, uhh, þarna, yes
>>61479798
with a magical device called a plane.
sat here trying to do a poo like
Favorite insult thats unique to british culture? Mine is faggot
>ex said I never asked questions about her and what she likes
why is it my fault she's boring?
[T-PAIN INTENSIFIES]
>>61479842
God I hope you only want to live here for two years then lad.
>>61479842
where are you going to live m8
>>61479751
WE VOTED OUT
>>61479612
ah yes, leftist propaganda - always making you hate who you are
just marathoned the latest GoT
*slaps you in the nuts*
Feel more European than English, anyone else get me?
fucking hell australians are so cool.
wish i were one so bad
>>61479872
GoT is shit
GOD BLESS LADS
I LOVE NOT LIVING IN THE EU
EUROKEKS ARE GETTING FUCKED OVER LEFT AND RIGHT
is it true brits are wearing safety pins to show they aren't racist?
>>61479932
Stop shitposting.
>>61479888
Nope, I'll stay longer :1)
Your votes barely changed anything for me.
>>61479889
Northern England or Scotland.
>>61479948
*unpins safety pin*
*stabs you with it*
>>61479919
my bike lock hit me in the balls when i was pulling it off my bike today. it's probably karma because i changed the combination to "2-1 2-1"
corr blimey italian birds
Have the EU citizens gone home yet?
If I were to go to mexico, could I easily fuck a latina milf? This obsession of mine has been getting very great lately
>people will spend £700 for 15 extra fps
>>61479998
the ol self-slap.
>>61479672
Financial Times
>>61479008
>coming along
hasn't left the station
>>61479942
>>61479938
gotta swap your gun for a noif
>>61479998
god I wish I had one of these round me knads
>>61480028
it's worth it if you game in 4k but who the fuck seriously wants to play games on a 40in monitor
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Lads it's time
>>61480051
fuck sake lad
>>61480028
people will pay more for a lot of things
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/06/29/new-zealand-offers-uk-its-top-trade-negotiators-for-post-brexit/
Shows who our real friends are in the world, lads.
>>61479984
Doing what here?
>if you game in 4k
Nando's?
anyone got any videos of lefties being absolutely DESTROYED by people like the hitchens brothers, farage, milo yianopolis, sargon of akkad etc. ?
bonus points if said lefties start crying
Girl i've been talking to is giving me an ultimatum that I can fuck other girls but I have to wear a condom.
Should I just drop her? I am fucking other girls but don't want to be forced to wear a condom for her
>using game as a verb
nerds OUT
>>61480097
dog bless
>>61479615
everywhere else in the EU bar netherlands and germany is objectively shitter than the UK
but even those two have funny tasting milk and water and don't drink tea, would much rather stay here thank you very much
>>61480112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPQB9CM_ZkQ
Classic /brit/ video
>>61480112
contemplating giving the wiggle the ol waggle
>>61480100
taking away places at uni for brits
>>61480149
literally none of this happened
Chicken wings?
*spends an hour trying to fall asleep*
*doesn't*
*opens /brit/*
>>61480149
fuck them without a condom but tell her you're using a condom
>>61480215
have a wank
>getting around 1000 euro back in tax lads
what to spend it on
>>61480112
Daily Dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eA7TRM61aI
>>61480242
kraken rum
Happy Heterosexual Pride Day
Not looking forward to the next 5 years
We were doing so well
>>61480242
i'm losing 3,650.00 eur
>Gf just saw the text from my side chick
Being an annoying twat about it now
>>61479672
economist
>>61480242
Buy your gf some sexy outfits
Had an interesting dream earlier, I'm gonna make it into a film
>>61480282
tell her its your cousin ;)
>>61480242
New pair of boots
>>61480301
the Beatles wrote Yesterday based on a dream and that made millions
Good luck lad
>>61480108
the smallest 4k screen you can buy is 28in
why would you want a 28in screen two feet from your face? you would have to literally move your head to look at things while playing games
4k gaming is a shit gimmick
>post-brexit
>even MORE foreigners in /brit/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just got Tinder and matched with three slags. What the fuck do I say to them now?
>>61480084
yeah shitty desu
I'm in college but I find it hard to meet women. My course is nearly 70% men and I reckon half the girls failed so there'll be even less there next year
>>61480334
>the smallest 4k screen you can buy is 28in
errr
*snorts*
>>61478916
Jewish
>>61480350
i came here first because of the game
Lel this girl has a good sense of humour.
>still lurking pof
>>61480368
haha what the hell is wrong with that dog?
are AMD cards still shit?
>>61480334
You can get a 5K iMac that's 27" so that's bullshit innit mate
>>61480352
ey bby u wan sum fuk ;)
>>61480397
someone get this pleb outta here
>>61480352
ask them to go for a drink tbqh
>>61480329
Let it be is better though.
>>61480401
wow, 1 inch smaller
>>61480422
Agreed, but you're in this for the money I assume
>>61480407
>>61480418
One says that she likes shit chat up lines.
I have literally never done this in my life.
>>61480387
still haven't brought an original gimmick to the table you useless fuck
fuck everyone in this thread
>>61480389
i play skyrim and she wouldn't even see my dingle dangle from more than 3 metres away
>>61480389
>not seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment
yeah go it lad
>>61480457
google tinder lines
>>61480444
and with 5k resolution instead of 4k, so imagine how much smaller the smallest 4k monitor could be - certainly not 28"
oh fuck it why do I even bother engaging with yanks
fuck off
>>61480461
business idea: umbrellas for your house
go and take your ugly bitch and have some ugly kids
>>61480478
yes please
>>61480543
''business idea'' is not an original gimmick you useless fuck
>>61480515
nah im with you mate
>Smallest size is this
Erm, no its not theres smaller
>OH WOW BIG FUCKING DEAL
typical runtposting
business idea: iceland bootyblast france
>>61480515
why would you want to game on anything bigger than 22in
On the Norbuprenorphine
>>61480478
why are you so angry? is it because of us?
