Italian gf edition
cara
>>61476060
>soccer
why do you yanks bother getting proxies to help you roleplay amongst actual Brits if you're just going to blow the entire gaffe with this shite?
korean pop
posting on 4chan lads
If I win the lottery, I'm taking a 6 month trip to NZ x
![nigel_about[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OXKh6zP.jpg "nigel_about[1].jpg")
>people who enjoy their jobs should be payed more than neets
Kyary
>>61476127
a football is a rugby ball
Dull munter Janny is going to get this thread.
more anime and kpop please
Back once again with the renegade master
been in my room all day
pissing down with rain and nothing to do, so I know there's nothing I could have done about it.
But I still feel guilty for not doing anything today
Might buy a submariner, thoughts on it?
Russia-sympathetic government WHEN?
>>61476106
exceptional post
(actually saving)
>>61476129
pencil post
>>61476135
meh post
>>61476150
meh post
>>61476152
think you'll find a rugby ball is a rugby ball
>>61476189
writing messages? I didn't read
>Back once again with the renegade master
>>61476211
think you'll find yourself wrong
4 months since I took acid, guess that phase of my life is over
still got lasting brain damage though ha
>>61476156
not if you don't contribute
>>61476106
bad post
>>61476127
good post
>>61476129
outrageously tremendous post
>>61476135
fucking awful post
>>61476139
fucking awful post
>>61476145
bad post
>>61476147
good post
>>61476150
utterly pathetic post
>years ago, people lived at the start of the conventional computing era
>we now laugh at them with phones that are millions of times faster & faster
>we now live in the start of the quantum computing era
>>61476189
me every day for the past year except sometimes it doesn't rain
Should I have a couple tins tonight lads?
Lol bloody labor. Hope they dont get in. Otherwise here come the boats and more hand outs to dole bludgers.
Lads
He's literally a madman
>>61476246
Good ratings
>>61476246
>>61476135
fucking awful post
>>61476150
utterly pathetic post
I'd like you thoughts on how you came to this conclusion?
>>61476246
chat shit to my face lad and see what happens
Lol this sam hyde dickrider is upset i made fun of his shitty comedic idol
>>61476256
I'm gonna have a bottle of wine
>>61476255
But when do you go to work?
>>61476276
Won't leave until the Labour party is entirely tanked. Starting to think he's a Conservative plant, Maggie's played the long con.
>Invent basically every international sport
>Still be the absolute worst at them
English runts.
searching for mr right, not mr right now x
>>61476283
please clarify the question
the Alt Right movement is very embarrassing, not gonna lie
>brits will NEVER experience cookie pizza
https://www.reddit.com/r/WeAreThe48
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61476150
3 (You)s get 1 free special
>>61476312
I genuinely can't stop smiling at the way he's crashing his party so gloriously
This is truly the age of meme magic
>>61476320
x
>>61476343
kek'd desu
>>61476332
Why are they different?
maisie
>>61476261
I'm voting ALA in the senate
Thoughts?
>>61476135
korean strong
tired already lads
>>61476398
me on the left
>>61476421
how is the new flat and/or job
>>61476398
Lefties
getting
btfo
>He never went to yank college
worth the 50k in debt
are willis is losing lads
how could this happen
>>61476398
they should have turned up to vote if it meant that much to them
>>61476398
>brexshit
>>61476100
1. Orange juice
2. Apple juice
1. Orange juice
2. Pineapple juice
1. Apple juice
2. Orange juice
1. Pineapple juice
2. Apple juice
>>61476385
this
>>61476419
me on the far right
>>61476395
>5'5
>Not setting your minimum height to 6'1
>Not mirin amazons
Puh
Luh
Eh
Buh
Eastern europe
post willies
>>61476307
missed opportunity for some runtposting
got myself a new dp lads
*goes out on the verandah with a tiny and looks out to the timor sea*
*sees a boat approaching*
yes ... yes ... very good ... come closer ... yes like a fly to a widow's web
*an F35 drops a 250kg JDAM bomb on it*
beautiful. absolutely beautiful.
>>61476432
flat is nice, just got internet sorted today
got my induction next week, but apparently don't start until the 11th apparently, which i means i get a week of paid sitting at home at shitposting
>>61476455
nice
>>61476475
very funny gimmick
>>61476475
delete this immediately
>>61476307
kek. good luck with that. songs will be sung of the martyrs who stood up against the ignorant masses, only to collapse valiantly into a shiverign wreck when misgendered by a farmer from somerset
I'm so fucking happy today
When do I have to register to vote in the referendum? Finally decided which way I want to vote
>>61476476
you first :3
financial markets seem to think bojo doesn't have the guts
>>61476312
Mark my words, this Corbyn incident will end when Labour is trashed beyond repair, and splintered into at least three less powerful splinter groups. At that point, Corbyn will smile smugly, cross the House of Commons, and take a seat on the Tory side.
>>61476501
So am I, basking in the death of labour
>>61476502
the next one will be in 2 weeks time
he just wrote something really funny on my fb wall
thats how he gets me
he's witty
*whispers* it's alan rickman
SICK OF BLAIRITES
So, who do we want for the next prime minister lads
##THREAD DESTABILISING**
SIGNIFICANT lack of kots in this thread.
>>61476540
Those fucking blairties
*enters the thread*
>>61476543
Roy Hodgson
give me a good podcast to learn about current affairs and stuff going on in the world so i sound smart.
>>61476547
>>61476547
>tfw gonna have to put my cat down
take a look
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=11143369
>Actor who plays Jon Snow in Game of Thrones is upset about the Brexit result
>In GoT his character literally fights for the North to gain independence from King's Landing
Bit hypocritical?
>>61476585
EXCELLENT post
more of this kind is encouraged
>>61476543
Jeremy Corbyn is the only leader who would do anything good for regular, working people as PM.
You can deny this all you want but it's the truth.
>>61476543
Tim Farron (assuming Corbyn stays)
>Accidentally ate a chip with a black bit on it
>>61476600
https://soundcloud.com/meninblazers/men-in-blazers-062816
>>61476604
Comfort yourself with the realisation that it doesn't like you.
>>61476597
I honestly don't understand all of the fear over this? A European superstate would be powerful as fuck.
>>61476600
Cum town
>>61476602
did she get her arse removed? what the fuck
>Poleaboo got more (you)s on /polska/ with a single post than he did on /brit/ all fucking week
>/polska/ is also somewhat supportive of my transition
I hate you all
>>61476615
>my wifes son
Literally why do I keep coming to this cesspool? Really should either do something or just off myself t b h.
>>61476653
hello jamal how are you
>>61476481
how are they liberal
>>61476543
nigel farage
>>61476622
Maybe but the middle class don't like him
>>61476604
Don't have an appropriate sympathetic cat reaction pic.
I'm sorry though anon. *hugs*
>Topic: /r/unitedkingdom
Discuss.
>>61476604
my condolences lad
saw danny the shoplifter from benefits street in town the other day lol
>>61476706
go fucking back there you useless cunt
>>61476694
middle class students love him!
>>61476676
>because I am amazed by a woman having zero arse means I must be black
>>61476129
why the long face?
Is poleaboo banned? Haven't seen him post in months
daily dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eA7TRM61aI
>>61476728
My sixth former cousin has him on her wall lmao
>>61476766
good lass
I am NOT British. I am EUROPEAN
>>61476734
>america
>complain about arses
you're black lad
>>61476734
Just ignore the kpopfag lad
He gets a stick up his ass every time someone criticizes those ugly things
who is poleaboo?
I am NOT British. I am MUSLIM
how much debt are you lads gonna be in when you finish uni?
45k AUD here.
[audience laughter]
>>61476766
>>61476778
oh wait i thought you were replying to my nigel farage post
bad lass
>>61476664
Then fuck off there you fat paki shithouse
Corbyn is the gift that keeps on giving 2bh
>>61476816
0 (zero) pounds (£)
I am NOT British. I am KEK
>>61476135
crayon posting just isnt the same without you bro
>>61476635
this 2bh
The refugee crisis and the euro crisis have both shown the need for Europe to be more powerful
>>61476805
>>61476757
I don't like this meme
It's just like primary school
I just want to be your friend but you bully me for no reason
>saw danny the shoplifter from benefits street in town the other day lol
>>61476816
$0 (dad is quite literally a multi millionaire and feels bad cause he left our family)
>>61476635
because sovereignty is a thing
>>61476816
Cheeky ~£40k hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahqhqhhqhqhqqhhwhqhqhqhajajajajaja
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61476865
>The refugee crisis and the euro crisis have both shown the need for Europe to be more powerful
The refugee and currency crisis was created by a Europe that was too powerful.
>>61476816
£0
Had a job before it so now I can pay off everything.
wonder what the most wanked to porn is of all time
Never rated the poleboo gimmick
>tfw no chicken fried steak
HI WOOWEE
just eaten 1750kcal in 1 sitting
Who /bulk/ here
>>61476816
£50k just about
need a shyrene poster
post shyrene
>>61476928
Disgusting Yank slop
Do Scottish MP's swear loyalty to the Queen? Even the Paki ones?
>>61476924
Probably some celebrity sex tape.
Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian etc.
>>61476962
who?
>>61476816
owe £18k but only pay 2% for it desu
>>61476887
It would just be a larger democracy.
>>61476964
>'s
idiot runt
>>61476926
Same, it was simply dire from start to finish
>>61476940
howled
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>61476940
this is what all americans are like as kids. only some of us grow out of it desu
hbr.org/2016/06/the-u-s-special-relationship-is-with-germany-not-britain
>he believes trump will support the uk
Dull munters.
>>61476816
got 27k and barely paid any off in 4 years lmao
>>61477017
Don't care
>>61477006
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
Is Britain great again yet?
>brits are STILL going to have to take eu immigrants if it wants access to the single market
KEK
Pants are officially OFF
Cock is officially OUT
Wanking set to commence in t-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Well, are you man enough, /brit/?
Currently laying by the pool at my holiday house in Portugal. What about you guys?
>>61477047
Muh Norway+
>>61477041
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>61477056
PICTURES PLEASE
The clock is ticking on the EU. I predict May 2017 will become doomsday for us all, Britain included. This is when Marine Le Pen will be elected President of France and push for her own referendum on EU membership. When that happens it's game over.
Don't really get the sovereignty malarky, what difference does it make in my day to day life?
Don't really care desu, just want shit to be cheaper and me to earn more.
Best app recommendations?
Can someone help us to learn English language in Skype? We need a native speaker.
https://join.skype.com/At9vMAWH5XWR
>>61477113
>Marine Le Pen will be elected President of France and push for her own referendum on EU membership.
>>>/x/
>>61477060
Would rather kill myself than end up looking after some chavscums spawn.
>>61477113
>Marine Le Pen will be elected President of France
Stopped reading here
>>61477060
downy wean
>>61477117
Paki
>>61477117
>ust want shit to be cheaper and me to earn more.
>>61477080
It's absolute anarchy here atm lad, you continentals can't comprehend the destruction. Right now I'm boarding up my house waiting for the Army to liberate London from the Pro-EU separatists.
>>61477158
racists
>>61477117
>just want shit to be cheaper and me to earn more.
But that is related to sovereignty.
If a government has supreme controls of its territory, population, laws and international relations it has the ability to create outcomes which are more economical for you.
>>61477080
>Pootugal
>>61477124
Grindr
B-bl...nyhhh
*wakes up in cold sweat*
BLAIRITES... Ah... Ah...
*Commisar Corbyn's face glows on the telescreen opposite my bunk*
It was just a dream... Thank god
anyone want to meet me in the arndale toilets for a blow and go?
>England has to accept free movement.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sharia Law Referendum when?
>>61477221
Monica
>>61476620
Yeah you think Ed Norton actually hates black people too?
Fucking mug, it's called acting
>>61477213
I have another in Florence if that makes you feel better
>>61477117
>hello everyone, I'm 16 years old and have no idea how government works
>>61477222
Can't wait to see the Daily Mail shitting blood over this one.
>>61477222
>has to
according to who?
>>61477280
me desu
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36660133
>>61477222
That was the point.
Leave the EU to get rid of worker protections but keep free movement of Labour so workers are even cheaper.
You didn't actually think right-wing Tories cared about workers, did you?
>>61477178
Bright haired bull dykes can't do anything lad
>Call the professor mum in front of the whole class today
>>61476664
Found ya idiot
FOR GODS SAKE MAN, GO
>>61477280
me
and this guy
>>61477291
we're mates
Opinion on T*rkey?
>>61477309
ECONOMIC TURMOIL
>>61477324
What the fuck is that disgusting thing?
>>61477370
Not a fan
>>61477252
I'm a classy girl!
>>61476621
*walks at you*
need a qt stock trader gf
>>61477178
Howling
Best pomade?
>>61477380
He showed up on my tinder under "girl" section right after I landed in London.
need a functionally illiterate gf
>>61477309
WELL THEN
>>61477373
Reminder we haven't even left yet.
All right my friends. You asked for it and I shall deliver. I present to you my personal commandments on the art of feet puffing, a manifesto of sorts. Consider it the Footpuffer’s Guide to the Galaxy (a galaxy of erotic smells and tastes, of course).
Article 1. The Smell is Everything : If you’re not certain that you can handle the smell, don’t embarrass yourself by reading any further. As babies plus their inexperienced noses, grown men embrace the smell and are grateful for every whiff they get. We live by the smell and die by the smell. Such is our way.
Article 2. Huff Before You Puff : This article might seem intuitive enough, yet I’ve seen many a man ruin a perfectly good pair of feet by getting his priorities crooked. Sniff then slobber, never the opposite. Once saliva touches the foot, its natural flora is contaminated. Make sure all of your smelling needs are fulfilled before you get to the more literal puffing and sucking, Such is our way.
Article 3. The Nose Knows : Follow your instincts. Millions of years of hunting and gathering have made man a natural foot-sniffing machine. Let your nose be your guide, it knows where to find the smelliest smells. Here, a technical note: If you’ve ever seen a master sommelier snuffle a fine wine or a hound hard on a trail, you might have noticed that instead of drawing long, sensual breaths, they instead person a series of fast, rhythmic whiffs. Use this technique to achieve Odor Maximus, the greatest of smells. Such is our way.
a thousand bits of glass on me i got glitter hands
my transition is going well tbH
do I look like a girl yet?
>>61477416
Goon Grease
>>61477446
article 50?
>>61476106
this 2bh
Article 4. Always Be Sniffing : Here, we do not literally mean you should apply constant inhalation. That would be impossible. Even elite foot sniffers cannot breathe in the scent of feet for much more than a minute per breath, What we mean instead is that your every move should be designed to extract as much aroma as you from the target foot, Massaging it, squeezing its toes, whatever you can do to coerce the foot into liberating its smells, you should do. Such is our way,
Article 5. Have fun : Yes my friends, this article is a little clichéd, yet it should not be taken lightly. Feet puffing is never a task, always a pleasure. For the true feet puffers, minutes can easily turn to hours and hours to days. Let your actions be dictated by the tingling in your crotch, follow your dreams and, most of all, follow the smell. Such is our way.
I hope this clarifies everything for you, my fellow foot puffers. If any questions should arise in your minds, do not hesitate to let me know.
As ever, I id you my friends: keep looking dow.
>>61477443
>We
>>61477309
T-that's not part of the narrative!
might buy a 911 R lads
genuinely hope the EU doesn't completely fall to bits lads. For now it's important for other countries because it could hold peace in the long term, and small non-countries like the Netherlands and Belgium really need it because they have nothing else. If war breaks out within the next hundred years we'll be the ones remembered for starting it I think
>>61477309
COME ON ENGLAND!
Hello, it's me
Why does the left ruin everything?
DESTROY the white race
>>61477309
>literally a short squeeze
top kek
>this is sarin, a fucking horrible nerve agent that will kill you
>AHH YES LET ME GET A CLOSER LOOK AT IT
This bloke is a twat desu
>>61477458
Absolutely creasing at the thought of this fat paki cunt dressed up in some ill fitting 2 quid dress from peacocks with scars and burns from his laser treatment and a wig
fuck sake
it's him again...
>Starting to want to die non-ironically
oh boy
I make myself cringe so fucking hard i hate myself
>REGAINED ALL THE SHARE IT LOST AND ENDED HIGHER THAN PRE BREXIT
HERE I am
HERE I am
How do you do?
Eastern european cuisine
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWUG-ILrjYs
>>61477605
How's the pound doing relative to the dollar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
>>61477309
>>61477437
>>61477563
Is this the extent of your average Brexiters economic understanding? The markets know that very little will change in the short term so corrected themselves. If the UK fails to agree a trade deal and drops out of the EU, huge economic damage will be caused.
>The EU have said they will reject Scotland joining the EU after the UK leaves because they don't want to encourage Catalonian separatists who have the same plan
Unlucky William Wallace faggots.
roasting a handful of pumpkin seeds and having a pint of cold milk
>>61477655
Europe exports to the UK ten times than what the UK exports in Europe. It will be very difficult for France, Germany, Italy and Spain etc to lose billions of exports by blocking the UK and not entering trade agreements
got a gig at asianstreetmeat.com
