https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHi2FESIVo
This are Americans.
Why do I even bother.
>"you have people from all over Europe and Poland living here"
subtle
Why do German tourists always have the camera strap? Being completely serious, non memeing, I live in Florida and this is how you identify them every time
Also socks and sandals
Also WWI trenches on the beach???
>>61474013
>Why do German tourists always have the camera strap?
That your camera doesn't get stolen in shit holes like USA.
>>61473784
Do Americans truly get shocked if people aren't walking stereotypes? What a stupid way to view the world.
>>61474161
You know I've been here for 23 years and have never been robbed or burglarized or anything
Maybe you're just a bunch of pussies
>>61474239
ALLO GUVNA FAVOR A SPOT O' TEA YEA? haha is this how you guys speak?? haha
>>61474239
Funny considering the fact that the majority of /int/ seems to believe all the memes about the US are fact.
>>61474357
You mean we don't ride horses and lasso cattle??
>>61473784
shocking
>>61474239
you mean how yuros here are shocked when people in the US aren't walking stereotypes?
>>61474410
No, but you're a bunch of obnoxious mannerless retards who think they're entitled to speak out their shitty unprocessed opinion and trying to apply your own rules to other parts of the world while being completly clueless about it. HOORAH.
>>61473784
>These are not traditional beggars
What the fuck is a traditional beggar?
A beggar already in 7th generation of a beggar clan holding uo to his beggar traditions.
Why is this dude so fucking dumb?
can someone give a tl;dw? Can't watch the video right now
>>61473784
>shelf toilets
wtf
Is that more a thing in the south or the east or something?
>>61474696
This is why I genuinely hope we stop giving you aid and you're eventually dirty bombed by your neighbors
OORAH
>>61474013
To carry the camera and still have both your hands free. Are you literally retarded?
>>61474958
It also exists in poland too. IIRC it is from nazi germany times for poop inspection.
>>61474993
This. Fucking worthless kikes.
>>61475009
Or just carry a smartphone?
Then again I'm telling this to someone who lives in a country where cash is still widely used, yikes
>>61474993
>>61475084
MUH AID
thanks for 2% of our GDP that goes straight back into your pockets, and thanks for proving my point. USA USA USA *clapping*
>>61475106
are you suggesting that smartphones are a replacement for proper cameras?
>>61475106
to have shitty potato-like pics? no thanks. you're a true ameripleb, really embarrassing your fellow countrymen.
Also I can't remember the last time I actually needed cash.
>>61475195
It's not smart to bite the hand that feeds you Eli
Also, stop coming here to dodge your retarded draft. We have enough kikes already
>>61473784
Germany was a mistake.
>>61475341
Stop using quality german smileys then
>>61475197
>>61475213
>why yes, I'm a proper photographer and many many people are going to care to see my vacation pictures so I need a real camera and my smartphone camera just won't do the trick
be real with yourselves lmao, smartphones are fine, like to do a lot of self shots with my iphone and the camera on the newer galaxies is even better
>>61475315
As soon as you'll pull your forces out of the ME and stop shitting up the region.
>>61475407
Sorry for appropriating the epitome of German modern art, subsidized through EU funds.
>>61475475
>and stop shitting up the region.
implying the existence of your state isn't one of the core reasons for the instability of the middle east
we might be politically on your side, but a good chunk if not a majority of the world hates you for a reason, you're more hated than we are for fucks sake
>>61475454
>being this ignorant
proving the retarded american clichee once again.
>going on expensive vacation but not having a decent camera to keep the memories
can your shitty smartphone do quality like pic related? Reminder that the image is scaled down to fit into the file size limit
>Be American
>Be shocked seing old grannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhlkXw10Z0
>>61475601
> you're more hated than we are for fucks sake
simply not true, you're the big satan. and the eternal anglo is the main party that hold the respobsibility for the region being shit - you embargoed us when we could've driven them all off and be done with it once and far all, and now you're pushing your piss poor excuse for "liberalism" that's basically mussie dick sucking fest. Enjoy going back into the 90's with all that language police that's going on there. "freedom" land.
>>61475454
That looks terrible, you obviously never used a proper camera in your life.
>>61475475
>As soon as you'll pull your forces out of the ME and stop shitting up the region.
>Coming from Israel
>>61475864
>image.jpg
Take your phone-posting elsewhere, reddityman.
>>61475619
you're fucking with me right? this picture is complete shit, at least give a better example
yes a really, really expensive camera will take better pictures than a smartphone but other than that the difference is negligible at best, quality is often even worse in some cases
pic related, another self shot from iphone, not posting face for obvious reasons
>>61475936
>dancig-pepe.com
is this website real?
>>61475946
>calling my picture shit and then posting this literal garbage
you're just fucking with me, right?
>>61475825
sure wish I were as ignorant as this dumb jew lmao
>>61475957
You might want to look that up yourself :^)
>>61476008
hahahaha dude now you're just reaching
do you even know what shadows are? your pictures are absolute fucking shit and you're a dumbass to not just be using a smartphone
suck my dick kraut
>>61476016
>shitty infographics
>avrage of 22 countries, most of which are EU cunts infested with antifa cucks.
mmmm it's like we're back in 2012 on /pol/.
>>61476071
pseudo-cool hipster garbage don't make pictures automatically good you know?
>>61476077
it's a pew poll you stupid fucking gump, and you have no idea what countries were even polled
you're extremely ignorant to not realize a majority of the world hates you, at least americans are aware of our global perception for the most part but what the fuck are they teaching you in your schools?
>>61474327
You want me to dig out some crime statistics, really?
>>61476121
correct, lighting, palette, framing (rule of thirds etc) does
all of which your shitdicked photo lacks
put the stein down, take off the lederhosen and shove it up your ass you socks with sandals faggot
>>61475946
>>61476071
Once you see an actual DSLR Raw you will understand how shit those pics look.
It's like a higher resolution monitor, you think your current one looks just fine but once you try a better one you will see how shit it looks in comparison.
>>61476207
sure, and I'll dig up some crime statistics for your most crime ridden areas
it's pretty easy to know where to go and where not to go, if you're dumb enough to just wander around obviously poor areas with a camera dangling around your neck I've gotta laugh when it gets stolen from you
that being said i literally walked through the tenderloin in san francisco alone with my phone out at night and still didn't get robbed so idk what to tell you
>>61476165
>ignorant
That's rich coming from a yank. Also, we're pretty aware that most of the world hates us and we're making our living by bitching about it you fucking mong. You can't even sort the stereotypes out you braindead retard.
>>61476233
Okay, stay man man.
But tell your bullshit to a professional who actually has a clue, they will laugh at you. If you seriously believe that a tiny, shitty smartphone lens can compare to a full size camera then you can't be helped.
>>61475946
>>61476071
>these shitty """photos"""
lmao
my sides
>>61476281
Hence what I said in my previous post, yes a "good" camera will produce higher quality photos than a smartphone but you're also paying literally hundreds or thousands just for a lens
also, friend takes all his photos with his iphone and is quite a bit better at it than I am, can't get a full res version of them though
>>61474696
>>61475084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JYQnEAlbw
here you see People doing elegal stuff, and the reporter says they are doing nothing wrong, but actually they do: we dont have freedom of speech here and protest,rallys demonstrations etc. need to be applied for and approved by the government.
>>61476306
>If you seriously believe that a tiny, shitty smartphone lens can compare to a full size camera then you can't be helped.
>yes a really, really expensive camera will take better pictures than a smartphone
I know english isn't your first but try to keep up hans
>>61476356
post yours
>>61476414
>having to scale down the pictures to postage stamp sizes to hide the shit quality
weak
>>61476356
greatest ally
let's see if a smartphone can do this without noise out the ass
>>61476435
Oh jeez another retard thinks he can do as he pleases and then gets tazed/beaten/sprayed over petty shit. Like we've never seen that before.
>>61476282
>and I'll dig up some crime statistics for your most crime ridden areas
Thats not how it works.
>it's pretty easy to know where to go and where not to go
I never had to worry about that in my entire life.
![canon-ef-lenses-600[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mllEGnm.png "canon-ef-lenses-600[1].png")
>>61476414
These stamp-sized pics with poor lighting aren't helping you m8, sure a DSLR is more expensive but the difference is gigantic, not just "a bit higher quality".
t. Professional wedding videographer
>>61476472
i literally have no way of getting the original, it's the default iphone 6 res you fucking dip
just admit you can't take photos my man, it's not a hard skill to master at all but really you'd be better off with a smartphone
Honest question though, what kind of shithole country charges people who want to take a piss?
>>61476624
ours
>he doesn't want to pay for toilet
FREEDOM AIN'T FREE, FUCK OFF SOCIALIST SCUM
>>61476624
Germany
>>61476624
The kind that uses this money to pay for the toilets to stay clean, and also to keep poorfags and niggers away.
>>61476665
Public toilettes are for free where I live.
Sometimes a gypsy women pretedns to be the cleaning lady but you don't have to pay her.
>>61476557
>Thats not how it works.
Is it not? Is crime just ever present and rampant anywhere and everywhere you go in America? Ah, wasn't aware of that but I'm glad I know now, I'll be more safe
>I never had to worry about that in my entire life.
Same, because I don't live near any dangerous areas
>>61476520
Once again this photo is completely fucking mediocre, christ, there are shitty photos of me that were taken as quick, spontaneous candids that are better than this lmao
you're not serious right?
>>61473784
>fat burger is scared by hobos
lmao 10/10 vid
>>61476582
>the difference is gigantic
Much in the same way an audiophile can tell "gigantic" differences in songs that were slightly remastered, it's not noticeable at all to 99% of people
>>61476784
yeah, I see it now, you are the world's best photographer, no one even comes close to your majesty.
fucking kill yourself.
>>61476784
His photo is crisp while yours is a blurry noisy mess and the lighting is flat as fuck.
>inb4 muh framing and artsy fartsy buzzwords
I'm talking about technical quality here.
>>61476784
Just imagine your picture would also have a good quality and not only a good scenery.
>>61476948
I literally described the photo as a "shitty candid"
His photo you could tell me it was taken on some iphone 4 and I'd believe it, don't kid yourself
>>61476948
also,
>framing
>buzzwords
you know how I know you're retarded?
>>61476852
Holy shit
I'm guessing next you're gonna say that your phones playlist is better then vinyl collectors
>>61476741
How do these gypsy women look like?
>>61473784
>credit cards in 2016
why are americans so retarded? Can't they inform themselves before going somewhere? Credit cards are not nearly as common in europe than they are in america. if you have a EC/debit card you can pay pretty much everywhere without cash.
>>61477054
The buzzwords are the artsy fartsy words, I didn't imply framing is a buzzword.
I don't even know why you are trying to compare phone pics with DSLR pics if never even touched a real camera before.
>>61477074
short, brown, dirty
>>61477067
in what way? the specific artists? that's subjective
the quality? i wouldn't imagine so, I literally just said there's a difference in sound quality, but not one that most people will pick up on
also it really depends on whatever the fuck you're playing your music on
>>61477106
>his country doesn't use credit cards in 2016
maybe you should start following the example of the global financial powerhouse and one of the richest nations regarding gdp per capita in the world, hans :^)
>>61477005
yeah, because an Iphone 4 can do low light shots like that. are you retarded?
>>61476852
>>61477237
>american living in his bubble
credit cards are really only used widely in the US so the poorfags can buy stuff with money they don't have
>>61474357
American tourists are by far the worst. You can hear them from miles away, their knowledge of Europe is shockingly bad yet they still try to lecture people on their own country.
Not to mention the ostentation and obnoxiousness and the incessant need to talk. As if a lull in conversation's the end of the world
my mate's got an american gf and she's an absolute cunt, walking stereotype.
american piggu go home
>>61477155
i have touched real cameras, I own a dslr, an older one, iphone quality is still pretty fucking good given it's a phone
and again the camera on newer galaxies is even better, not sure how you can deny this. you're like the type of vinyl collectors that british dickhead mentioned above
>MUH SLIGHT INCREASE IN QUALITY THAT ONLY -PHILES CAN REALLY NOTICE
give me a fucking break joao lmao
>>61475946
>>61475454
>>61474013
I'm sorry but are you retarded? Can you put a nice objective on your fucking phone? Manually set shutter speeds, aperture and much much more? Can you shoot ~10 pictures/second to catch moving targets, when you are on a bus or similar? Can you put it on a tripot and controll it via your smart phone?
My 800 € bridge camera can doll all of these and much more. What do you think I am going to bring to the states next week on vacation?
>>61477361
>still claims that DSLR is only a "slight increase in quality" from a phone
How much of clueless a pleb are you?
>>61477355
>german not realizing americans are doing something better than they are to be richer per capita
>>61477288
an iphone 6 can, yeah
literally just google "Iphone 6 photography" or more specifically "iphone 6 low light photography" and they're all better than your mediocre shit, and these aren't even the best smartphone cameras
>>61477415
Fucked up that post, sorry for typos. Also my bridge can't exchange objectives obviously but it has a very nice Zeiss one.
>>61477361
>an older one
Which one? I have a 7D which is 7 years old and it blows any smartphone camera out of the water, the quality is simply not comparable at all.
>>61477455
The burden of proof is on you pal. You claim it, you prove it. It's technically impossible to get as much light into a tiny phone camera as into a DSLR. I don't even need to google to know that you're spewing bullshit.
>>61477415
can your camera access the internet?
a phone's purpose isn't the camera, but for what you're getting yes they're really fucking nice
>800 €
Wow no fucking shit? A $900 camera can do camera things better than a phone? call the press, and what's funny is this is actually near the lower end of what people will pay for a fucking camera
I've said this many times in multiple posts, yes expensive cameras make better cameras than phones do.
>>61475480
>the epitome of German modern art,
>art
It's quality communication, you retard.
Dear, i`ve went last year to Germoney and was a really normal place, even in the country side was a ok place, the americans are ridiculous for fuck sake
>Clueless Americans - The Thread
10/10 shitshow
>>61477551
Thing is, you can set shutter speeds and aperture on any decent camera, not on a phone. It's really important for depth of field/definition of the image.
Sorry I don't know photo terms in english.
>>61477485
>>61477361
Also trying to compare it with vinyl is fucking stupid since it's purely a storage medium which can't hold more data than a digital file anyway, people who prefer vinyl like it exactly because of its imperfections, not because it's technically superior.
A microphone would be a better comparison since it's a capture device like a camera and there is a huge difference in microphone qualities too.
>>61477485
d300s
i almost never use it, ever, i have no reason to because i'm not a professional photographer and the negligible difference in quality means fuck all when I'm posting to instagram or taking fit pics for styleforum or some dumb shit
the average person wouldn't know what the fuck to do with a dslr anyway, evidenced by the kraut's pictures
>>61477533
why didn't you just google this shit? here's a video of s6 low light video, crisp as fucking day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZtTTIaGJFs
just admit it, modern smartphone cameras are pretty fucking good
What's the problem with vests and sandals? One offers a lot of storage, the other offers ventilation for your pedes. How can you hate this practicality so much and then be the nation that runs around in sweatpants the entire time?
>>61477578
>germany is normal for a brazilian
lol
>>61477734
>>61474013
kek reminded me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>61477723
"""""""low light"""""""
lmao that's not even as close as dark as it was in my picture
also just pop it oup into fullscreen and you see the noise and soft corners
another one
>comparing video to still images
sorry man you can't be helped. I just stop replying now, you baited me good. Successful ruse
>>61473784
Wait you actually have to tip the toilet ladies for cleaning the toilet? What is wrong with Germany?
>>61477763
Yes, we pay for use toilet here, credit card os not that usual (poor people usually uses credit card), sandals are normal, i`m a cold hearted person so i felt really good there, a normal place in my opinion
>>61477890
You don't have to.
>>61477907
yes this is the point I was making thank you for explaining
>>61477890
you pay to use, it`s not a tip, you need to pay to her one euro
>>61477913
Here if you dont tip they do things such as spitting in your drink(which is why i never eat out)
What would toilet ladies do to me if i dont tip them?
>>61477890
The video isn't even remotely correct. Restaurant and store toilets are free for customers and even strangers if you ask nicely. The only toilets you can even find that generally cost money are train station toilets and highway rest area toilets, and at highway rest area toilets the toilet slip is simultaneously a voucher towards a purchase, so for example you pay for two toilet visits at highway rest areas and then you can afford a free coffee.
>>61478062
In Karstadt a ladie was standing there collecting the money, i was a costumer but idk she charged me, can you explain that case?
>>61478040
>What would toilet ladies do to me if i dont tip them?
Give you the death stare.
>>61473784
>you can lose children in the space between the beds
how even
>>61478145
No, I've never been to the toilet at Karstadt.
>>61478145
surprised you didn't just shit on the street desu
>>61478145
Sometimes ladies pretend to be toilette ladies to get easy money.
>>61478171
Can i ask her for other "services" for a bigger tip?
>>61478179
he's joking you dolt
>>61478184
ah shame, I hear the karstadt toilet is quite nice
>>61478184
she smiled to me and asked in a really polite way, i gave a euro kind of confused
>>61478209
Toilette ladies are never hot. Absolutely never.
>>61478209
this kek >>61478256
the first time I left the balkans I was in Hungary and I had to pay for toilet, didn't think that was a thing
there was this far ogre of a woman there, think she gets off on watching people piss
I paid once because I had to take a shit, otherwise I just pissed in bushes desu, god let us piss standing up for a reason
>>61478256
From the pic in the video i was under the impression that they are.
After a google search i will not be requiring any other services.
>>61478206
she was in a table with a plate on it, was lots of coins there and she used a uniform, i think was really a cleaner
>>61478242
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have had to pay. We have a minimum wage by law so she would get her money anyway. Either she's asking for tips to help herself, or because it's company policy to make maintaining the toilets more affordable.
>>61478334
Maybe they have this in bigger cities.
It's anusual for me tho.
>>61478388
was in Goettingen
>>61478342
yes, can be, at least o helped someone
>>61478446
Did they touch you?
>>61478388
>>61478446
when I had to take a poo in a gas station in germany, I think it was shell or O-something with 3 letters, had to insert 50 eurocents into a machine and it gave you this fancy ass ticket, good thing is it was the cleanest bathroom I've ever been to in my life, I could use that ticket for gas or as a discount to purchases above 1 euro in that gas station I believe, didn't get to use it tho kek
>>61478563
Our toilettes used to be the worst in Europe.
Now that you have to pay for them no junkies and other scum are there and it's also held clean with the money.
>>61478683
yeah dude, I was in a free gas station bathroom in hungary and it was fucking worse than OUR free bathrooms, broken urinals spewing yellow liquid, putrid smell, shit on walls, would rather pay 0,50 euros gladly than go to that honestly rofl
>>61473784
>this whole thread
Fucking krauts, kek
>>61477723
>crisp
It's horribly noisy, compare it to this video of a relatively cheap video camera.
https://vimeo.com/76168256
Note how everything is grayish, this means that the camera's dynamic range is much higher and there is a lot of room for color grading and contrast.
Meanwhile in the S6 video everything is either dark as fuck or bright as fuck because the camera has a poor dynamic range and doesn't allow for proper editing without problems like noise and compression artifacts.
Sure this doesn't matter for the generic pleb thinking he's a "great photographer" but the difference is like night and day.
>>61478809
>idiotic Americans get told
>>fucking krauts, kek
>>61480479
>krauts sperging out over a vid and throwing a conniption fit over someone asking about camera straps
>implying that's not kek worthy
>>61480783
did you even read the thread?
>>61476784
Dude, you cant compare overall crime statistics with a crime statistics of an immigrant ridden ghetto, did I really need to spell that out for you?
>>61478518
No, they stared me kind afraid when i spoke portuguese
>>61475106
What's wrong with cash?
>>61476809
>hobos are not beaten out by the police and hidden out of sight from tourist money
shocking
