My mom invited an Indian dude to stay over as part of a couch-surfing program.
Up until now I was okay with her guests, mostly because they were European and Chinese women (with the occasional American or Canadian) but I don't know what she was thinking with this one.
She said he got good references but he's outside our house right now smoking and spooking the neighbors.
Thais hate Indians and she just invites him here where he's gonna have a shitty time anyway because even though I have nothing against the guy personally, Thais generally hate Indians. We think they're smelly and dirty and look shifty as fuck.
Tell me what to do, /int/. Tell me what to expect. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Back off OP sounds like your mum needs some dick, let her enjoy it.
Your mom wants the curry stick
>>61468475
>>61468489
Indians have tiniest dicks in the world, even smaller than Koreans.
Serious advice only please you desi niggers.
Protip learn what "may I be excused from the table" is in Indian.
Thais hate Indians but literally all of your culture is stolen from Indian culture. The names of your cities, even the fucking script your language is written in is Indian.
You have zero right to act uppity on an imageboard, tranny faggot.
>>61468475
noice
Indians are really ugly, maybe even uglier than aboriginals.
>>61468445
That's what happens when you let females rule. They are stupid as fuck.
>>61468531
It's not the size that matters it's how you use it.
Also he is a pooloo so he can probably give amazing massages and chicks love massages.
>>61468531
Seamonkeys in charge of statistics and evidence. Literally all of the "evidence" that exists about Indian penis size is from white supremacist subhuman named Richard Lynn.
>>61468558
Looks like OP hit a sensitive snare.
>>61468587
He will be ruling the house soon with his cock implanted into OP's mum lol.
>>61468582
Honestly Indians often look like white people dyed brown
Seriously someone photoshop this I wanna know if I'm crazy or not
>>61468604
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm
>>61468587
Very nerdpost my man
>>61468634
Indians really believe this. Toppest of keks.
>>61468445
>Thai
>my 'mom'
Fucking moron, she's a tranny
"Look pigskin monkeys, seamonkeys hate Indians too! Please accept us!"
Fucking pathetic. You're both inferior subhumans.
>>61468634
No they fucking do not
Fuck off.
>>61468701
That guy isn't Indian, you worthless snownigger.
Guys I think we scared OP off by shitposting about OP's mum being hammered hard and now he realised all the "visitors" were fucking his mum.
OP either an heroed or is fighting the pooloo as we speak.
>>61468558
>>61468634
>>61468777
>>61468558
>>61468604
>>61468777
POO
IN
LOO
poo in loooooo
>all this american indian butthurt ITT
Well done OP
>>61468531
Whatever the size of their dick they clearly know how to use it, look how many of them there are. Plus they have the Karma Sutra. Mr Patel is going to be tying your mum up into a pretzel and impregnating the shit out of her. Enjoy your indian brother.
>>61468837
Pedophile Britbong ape defending the boipucci he's been fucking. Color me surprised.
>>61468835
now why did you have to do that?
>>61468885
You're so insecure
...
where's your dad, OP?
Why do Indians bother leaving their shithole if they're going to behave like Indians elsewhere anyway?
>>61468928
In the shed
No, you're right.
Indians are really shifty as fuck. Every Indians acts nice but deep down they have a totally different mentality of a 10 year old psycopath.
>>61468558
>>61468604
>>61468634
>>61468777
>>61468885
NO POO IN LOO AND GIVE ME FLU
>>61469003
NO POO IN THE LOO AND GIVE ME FLU
>>61468558
>>61468558
>>61468626
>>61468634
>>61468777
>>61468835
>>61468874
>>61468885
>curry diaspora will defend their shithole to their dying breath
>but they absolutely refuse to go back there
Hysterical.
All the hate this board gives Indian but at least they gave us tea and curry, its literally more than France Germany Ireland and Poland have combined.
>>61468928
He's in another city with his new wife.
>>61468589
t. pajeet
>>61469040
How much do you charge for a happy ending?
>>61469003
>His country is named after India
>His country was civilized by Indian rulers
Impotent rage that you have no history of your own.
>>61469066
Pajeet, just stop
>>61469040
>pootugal
>>61469066
No. We gave you tea, and we took that tea from the Chinese.
And you're just can't admit France has good things, can you?
>>61469103
About as much as you pay for an actual toilet.
Well beyond your means.
>all these butthurt SE asians denying their cultural roots
pretty shameful.
>>61468589
> Also he is a pooloo so he can probably give amazing massages and chicks love massages.
Not only curryniggers can look up where nerve points are, Sandeep.
>>61469149
you do realize that the brits started farming tea in india when they realized that it was growing in the wild in india, right Poortugal?
>>61468634
>t.Ballbinder Ragesh Musissammmi Singhe
>>61469149
>pootugal claiming tea
LOL
>>61469230
can't wait for the time when pootugal gave us trigonometry and the numerical system.
good thread OP
>>61468558
t. Rajeesh
>>61469285
he is not wrong though.
>>61469209
Tea was introduced into India by the British in an attempt to break the Chinese monopoly on tea.
If anything, the Brits gave tea to the Indians.
Pootugal is to Spain what Thailand is to India
>>61469230
can't wait for the time pooortipartigal gave us relativity, electrodynamics, optics, etc
>>61469316
Once India gets it shit together, South Asia is fucked.
It'll be like China in ASEAN.
So OP, they are all fucking your mom right?
The buthurt ITT is phenomenal
>>61468445
>Thais generally hate Indians. We think they're smelly and dirty and look shifty as fuck.
Nice racism, this si not your racist hugboard though, that'd be /pol/ where the scum goes.
here we do not take kindly to disgusting racist pieces of shit, your behavior is highly reprehensible and despicable to me, you are a problem, change fast or the change will destroy you as it's right.
Racism has no justifications, it's evil, and it won't be tolerated here.
>>61469230
>>61469266
...
Catherine of Braganza took the tea-drinking habit to the British court... and we introduced the first tea to Europe. So I guess we did gave you both tea and the tea drinking habit...
How you don't know this... are you guys Pajeet?
BIG
BIHARI
>>61469391
POO
>>61469346
You are too smart for this board
Found the dirty curry trying to distract the thread to blame Poortugal!!!
Fuck off Munnngesh!!
>>61468445
Stop cock-blocking thaicuck. Go outside and start digging a little trench for your mum's bull,Pajet need to take a steaming shrimp and rice shit after he's done deep dicking your mum
>>61469332
The brits grew tea in india for export into britain you mong.
>>61469349
we won't. Indians would rather stay in shit - metaphorical and literal and elect leaders that fuck them over because they believe everything will be better when the time will come.
>>61469316
t. Pajeet
>>61469332
Don't forget they also introduced cotton to circumvent that produced on southern U.S. plantations as the abolition movement took off.
>>61469416
yes, SE asia is 100% OC donut steel culture straight from deviantart.
>>61468943
Your mum is being fuged defo
>>61469352
>>61469409
>t. Poojeet
Also my mom is 60 so it'd be nice if she's still getting some at her age.
Even from a poo. :)
>>61469349
They have a huge problem with corruption and "democracy" (politicians bribe the poor to vote for them far worse than here and there is a much higher percentage of poor there).
>>61469496 ment for
>>61469089
>>61469414
Yeah, but the Brits already had the tea, they just used Indian soil. Hence the Brits giving the tea to India and not the other way around. India gave tea to Brits as much as Sri Lanka did.
>>61469519
>it be nice if my mum is being fucked by poo
TOP KEK
O
P
C
U
C
K
poor indians, probably the most misunderstood and benign group of people
>>61469519
>my mum is 60
So your a 30 something year old cross dresser wanting his mum to be fucked.
C u c k
>>61469574
Alaskan pipeline innit
>>61469519
Wow, apparently 90% of this board is Indian. Top notch seamonkey intelligence on display here.
Honest question: Does the average seamonkey know that he/she worships an Indian, that too in an Indian-style temple, speaks an Indian language, writes using an Indian alphabet, and uses Indian mathematics (to the extent that seamonkeys can do math), all while living in a city named after an Indian one?
>>61469574
n1 poojeet. :^)
>>61469519
Pajet don't care as long as the rice is puffy and the pussy steaming.
>>61469648
No, but the Poojeets gather when India is mentioned.
Same way French suddenly appear when Algeria and Morocco are metioned.
Same way Germans suddenly appear when Turkey is being mentioned.
Diaspora everywhere can't cope with the fact that its because their country and countrymen are shit that they had to leave their country in the first place.
lmao all the buttmad indians itt
literally everywhere..
>>61468445
I'm not going to read through this thread, but I'm going to add that Indians are fucking disgusting. They're disgusting both inside and out. They have all he negatives of an eastern culture, but none of the positives.
>>61469648
>Wow, apparently 90% of this board is Indian.
No, just the 2-3 of you who make yourselves ridiculously obvious. What's worse is that you pretend to be white hoping your flags will hide how obvious you're being.
It's like all you curryniggers have autism, you're literally incapable of not outing yourselves whenever anyone points out how shitty your country is.
You couldn't be more obvious if you were literally posting timestamped photos of your shitstained faces.
>>61469769
Less disgusting than you, poo-in-pants American.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income
Stay poor.
>>61469824
You must've migrated there to feel right at home, right Pooshit?
>>61469863
wew lad calm down
I'll get those quads.
What the FR*CK
>>61469066
>he doesn't drink whiskey
>>61469824
You're not going to believe anything I say, because I'm just an anonymous user on a Chinese image-board, but my family's net-worth is over $150 million.
Stay poor.
i dont even want dubs
>>>61470000
>>61469922
wow
can I be your friend?
>>61468445
Do you sleep with a knife under the pillow?
>>61468445
Praise how Pakistanis are superior to Indians in every way and watch him fuck back off to a designated shitting street back in his hellhole.
Thank me later.
>>61469995
So close.
>>61468445
what's he doing there? besides couchsurfing? bet he is banging trannies
>>61468531
wow rude
now i won't take my company on a brothel tour of thailand next year
>>61469995
Indians should've spent all that Mars money on toilets.
Even Pakistanis are more civilized.
indian here, since /desi/ has become extinct. Is Dheepan a good movie? thinking of watching it
>>61469995
You are the same people
>>61468589
>>61468604
>>61468634
>>61468777
>>61468874
>>61468885
I always see this shit from Indians and Persians. You are NOT white and you literally look like Niggers. For me a Indian is the same as a Nigger. Persians are like Arabs. Why do you think you are different from them?
>>61469066
>What are Rockets, Car Engines and many revolutionary Achievements in Physics, Math, Chemistry, Biology, Music, literature, military and Arts
Disgusting sub human you are, Pajeet.
>>61469159
>>61468445
I'll be honest here, Indians are shit but your mother does need someone to fuck with her dick.
Can India take their gypsies back?
>>61468445
>a shitty time anyway
What did you expect from Pajeet?
>>61468445
This is really bringing out all the Indian diaspora
>>61470162
Pro tip: they are not.
Just kinda like indians but even worse.
>>61471519
Hello Rajesh.
>>61468445
Expect his entire extended family to show up with him
>>61471613
Not even baiting, the only difference between you and indians is that you are full blown mudslims.
Which makes you worse than anything really.
>>61470880
>persians are like arabs
C'mon, Özgur...
>>61468445
Who cares? Post boypussy you Thai ladyboy
ladyboy degenerate complaining about a dirty indian. o im laffin
hahaha /int/ butthurt again about us Indians
i will just leave this here
http://www.computerworld.com/article/3089314/it-careers/clinton-wants-to-staple-green-cards-on-stem-grads-diplomas.html
hahahahahah!!!
>>61468639
https://www.reddit.com/r/asianamerican/comments/18gzib/false_asian_stereotypes/
>>61472693
>>61472757
>>61473036
>>61473344
When real Indian flags post, they have no pride. They admit they live in a total shithole and are usually tolerable.
It's only you deluded diaspora shits that fight tooth and nail to defend a homeland to which you are too afraid to return.
The West should deport your ungrateful poop asses.
>>61474130
I'm actually Chinese desu haha. Diaspora yes, but not Indian.
Honestly, how many of you browsing this thread are actually named Raj?
>tfw don't have a name that means king
>>61473036
>Diaspora talking shit again
Like cockwork.
>>61474558
chindian? you're practically thai then
>>61474598
not Raj, but name means the same
>>61469003
No poo in the loo and give me the flu
>>61474665
>chindian
Nope. I'll bet my ass that I'm paler than you anon.
China has a lot of faults, but atleast it's not the cumbucket of the planet.
>>61468445
based on the workers who come here, if you piss him off he's going to wipe shit on the walls.
What is happening in this thre-
>>61468445
should've invited a pakistani instead
>>61470880
>turk trying to distinguish himself from an arab while criticising persians for doing the same
wow
>>61475339
Your diaspora is the worst
>>61475339
You did something to piss off a ladyboy
Ask if he's sikh. Sikhs are bro tier
>>61475065
Doubt it. My grandparents came directly from Jiangsu.
There are more full blood Chinese here than the population of Hong Kong.
>>61471519
How? We're more Aryan, we bathe daily and our food doesn't taste like shit.
>>61471167
Behnchod do not stick up for Indians in any way whatsoever.
>>61473036
India is the butt of every joke on not only 4chan but the entire world, your bad English and body odor is not a stereotype but genuine features of the degenerate subspecies known as Homo Indianus.
>>61475631
he obviously isn't a sikh if he doesn't have a turban
>>61475065
>at least it's not the cumbucket of the planet
well MAYBE if you hadn't killed off all your female children that wouldn't be the case. Don't go cryin' about it now
>>61475065
Australia has a lot more progressive sluts and whores than Thailand. Thailand's sex industry relies on the tourism industry while Australia's sex industry relies on the general promiscuity of the local populace.
>>61468604
>>61468558
>>61468634
>>61468885
Hello Apu, how's the Quik-E Mart?
>>61468445
>Thais generally hate Indians. We think they're smelly and dirty and look shifty as fuck
wew. you know you're bottom of the barrel when even thais think this about you
>>61475642
>Pakistani reading comprehension
Off to >>>/defence.pk/, mate.
>>61469040
POO
RTU
GAL
>>61468445
does your mom invite europeans over just so she can try to marry the dude and take his money?
because that what i feel most thai women do
>>61475631
punjabs are generally bros too in my area at least
>>61473344
Kek they are so insecure
>>61468445
>My mom invited an Indian dude
>my mom... indian dude
>My mom... dude
>mom... dude
Sorry m8
>>61469995
You are same shit but Muslim so worse
>>61468445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=44&v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>>61478071
asians being insecure is a false stereotype. pls think befure u post
>>61478135
that only applies to koreans. rest are beta as fuck
>>61478126
Better than being autistic and Mongolian haha
>>61472119
>>61475497
Turks are the same shit like you, my shitskinned friends. Hust a different flavour of shit.
>>61469066
Poland gave you the polonium element and radium, also cheap labor so don´t be salty
>>61469370
shut up dagofag. I´ts 4chan gtfo
>>61477991
lel er akkurat på vei til å stjele bilen din
>>61469545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assam_tea
the brits started with a hybrid version and most of their tea imports were of the assam variety.
>>61469616
words don't hurt, although a lot of indians are becoming more rowdy and assholish thinking it will give them respect.
>>61469040
This is outdated, Bangladesh is 1% now.
>>61471519
>>61471962
>implying anything could be worse to be born as hindu
>>61484114
t. achmed al refugee
>>61468445
ask for a missile
>>61484222
t. PajeeT Naplapbalanai
>>61468445
Make sure he puts the poo in the loo.
Not vindaloo. Loo. It means toilet.
Now post you'r trannyhole.
