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Why are native English speakers so terrible at writing in their own language?
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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>>61468550
>You are worth more to me than just another target.
Best variation of this pasta
because native speakers don't spend any time figuring out how to say what they want to say. they just "English"
>>61468898
your face is just ebligsh
MR. DICKHEADS. HERE'S YOUR SINUSOID. CRAPPY ENGINEERS, WHO GAVE YOU YOUR FUCKING DEGREE? YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF TURDS WHO'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF...SCAMMED...YOU SUCKED A LOTTA WHOLESALERS' COCK, YOU PAYED TONS OF MILLIONS FOR USELESS SHIT. STRAIGHT FUCKING SHIT; AND SINCE SHIT GOES ALONG WITH SHIT, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU BOUGHT IT. SO STOP COMING RIGHT TO MY FACE WITH YOUR WEAK ASS THEORIES THAT YOU INVENTED, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PUNKS. BIG FUCKING PUNKS.
YOU EVEN TOLD ME..."I CAN SUE YOU". FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHAMEFUL WHORE OF A MOTHER.
SUE ME, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM. SUE ME. AND I'LL TAKE THESE EVIDENCE TO COURT AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR MY HOUSE LOAN...NO WAIT...FOR MY VILLA LOAN, VILLA THAT I OWN AND YOU DON'T. BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A HOVEL. BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT!
>>61468550
>>61469283
Even dogs are hugging and I am not.
Finish me already.
>>61469671
Not worth the bullet tbqh
