Russian bros, how do I befriend a Russian girl? Anything I should know before reaching out?
>>61462325
you can probably buy one on the internet
You should know she's dating you because of your passport.
>>61462369
WOMEN ARE ALL BITCHES
FUCK THOSE WHORES
>>61462369
There must be some nice grills with good intentions
>>61462325
Say her "do you wanna get Australian passport? Marry me and suck my dicke around 5 years"
>>61462407
Nope, everybody here just want to leave this shithole and Australia looks good for immigration. Also I guess local girls even can't into English because they don't care about education.
>>61462407
Yeah but those aren't finding a partner online unless they're also ugly/fat
>>61462525
The ones I've talked to have had pretty good English, but say they have no intentions for further study.
>>61462607
They have no reasons.
Regular woman in Russia:
>born
>suck dick in school without getting education
>marriage
Our society too conservative to let them get a good education. They say like "woman lives for her children only". Actually you can fund a good gf but it will be pretty hard.
>>61462407
America has some pretty good grills, you can even cook corn and potatoes on the sides
>>61463000
Can I cook fat burgers to become an American with it?
>>61463031
Yes of course
And if you offer burgers to the American embassy, they might give you a visa
>>61462407
fyi katya is half jap so you're probably not gonna find any who look like this
THIS however
>>61462325
Offer her a ticket to Australia and wave your passport in front of her face.
>>61462325
Vodka a saslik tovarish.
>>61463050
I don't need american visa, I'm rich Russian Jew. I already have american passport.
she is very very 5.5 here tbqh
Why is this board so obsessed with turkic girls? You used to spam this tartar and now you spam that t*rk weeb 'girl'.
I'm in love, I think she's from Ukraine though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHWtvn7Mp_w
>>61463117
I recommend you to buy a burger grill for your bugatti so you can eat burger while driving
>>61462325
>>61462407
>>61462607
Katya is half-Tatar
>>61463058
>he believes the half-Jap meme
>>61462325
They manage to be bigger gold diggers and more emotional than American women which is honestly an impressive feat.
>>61463168
Jesus, what an ugly hag.
>>61463150
Anzu is white.
>>61463168
She's not that attractive desu.
>>61463150
>/int/
>i-it's not that I like roaches!!! They are white!
>>61463175
her dad was a jap dude
>>61463297
No. She. Isn't.
>>61463345
There's a picture somewhere of her with her mum and she's a Tatar, never seen proofs her dad is a Jap.
>>61462881
>Actually you can "fund" a good gf
well, mistyped milord
>>61463412
>mongol in charge of defining who's white
>>61463172
Hhmmm sounds pretty good but Bugatti for poor faggots, I have Ferrari 250 GTO . Can you advice me the maximum fat kind of food?
>>61463455
A lot of """normal is boring""" girls say that their parents came from Japan.
I HAVE TO MARRY WITH KATYA AT ONCE BEFORE SHE GET FAT INTO BEER BARREL
PLEASE ANYONE TELL HER REAL SNS??? IM VERY HURRY.
>>61462325
Find via interpals an english speaking rus-grill
Get to russia
She is yours
>>61463737
id104579356 look for by this address in vkontakte
I know her irl>>61463737
>>61463058
"shit technologies" o.O
>>61464011
wait does it actually say that
it doesn't you're fucking with me
>>61464079
Shchit Tekhnologi
>>61464079
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shcha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_(Cyrillic)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Te_(Cyrillic)
Щит
Be rich
This apply to all girl
>>61464011
It means "shield technology"
>>61463931
THANK YOU BROTHER RUSSIA.
>>61463571
Gamburger with 4 beef patties, bacon, 12 pieces of cheese
Also make french fries and cover them with cheese and meat
You will be true American in no time
>>61464436
>>61463058
>katya is half japan
That's a 9gag meme dude, she is half tatar
>>61464475
Guess I'll get a medal and citizenship after this (if heart attack won't kill me)
>>61464437
You're welcome, my anime brother
>>61462369
So what? It's no worse than women dating men for their influence, societal status, money etc.
![1435784490_adam-cahan-anne-v-zoom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mj7OnY1.jpg "1435784490_adam-cahan-anne-v-zoom[1].jpg")
>>61462325
The major US cities are loaded with them and many are here in wetback status. They are scammers who will do anything for a green card and money. The guy who supplied to weapons to the San Bernadino shooter was married to a Russian; after their wedding she moved in to an apartment with her real boyfriend.
pic: high end Russian scammer Anne V. and her Yahoo software dork baby daddy.
>>61462325
>>61462369
exactly this
if you go out of your way to try and find one, she is definitely going to use you. your best bet is just happenstance
>>61465045
Because russia is hell. That's better to be an illegal in the US than live in regular Russian town.
>>61462325
>Russian bros, how do I befriend a Russian girl?
I may suggest the Russian analogue to Facebook. It`s called VK. There`re tons of chicks there. Try to find someone to communicate there.
>Anything I should know before reaching out?
The only thing she needs from you is the citizenship. That`s why no serious relations is adviced.
>>61462325
It would probably help to speak Russian.
>>61465045
>and do money
Stop here. Isn`t it what the American Dream all about?
>>61465834
>help to speak Russian
Why would he needs that?
>>61465834
>>61465897
I'm learning through Duolingo.
A question for anyone learning/learnt, any tips?
>>61462325
Does she has brothers? No? Go for it!
Does she has brothers? Yes? Dont bother.
That girl has to be kazakh or some other KHAN ethnicity
Aйййййй лмao. Бyдтo бы в Oззиcтaнe нeт тянoк, лyл.
Anyways, bogan, why don't you pick up some aussie grill?
You could go to one of these to meet them,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udB_LmnQE6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbDfrrwefMo
>>61466176
stop learning of this shitty barbaric language and find something more useful like french or spanish
>>61466176
>A question for anyone learning/learnt, any tips?
You should watch cartoons and movies in Russian on daily basis. It is necessary to watch what you really like watching. For instance, an anime with Russian dub.
