What happens here ?
Isn't that where the pride and joy of Australia, Ayers Rock, is?
>>61455200
Why does the Northern Territory of Australia trigger you so ?
>>61455035
Abbos huff paint and something about darwin or something
About three towns and a huge fucking desert.
>>61455035
>vast majority of abos live in villages there where living standards are on par with sub sahara africa
>about 2k us marines
>theres a big rock
>pinegap where asis and the cia spy on asia
>>61455035
It's where Crocodile Dundee is from, I love those movies.
>>61455263
blacks
>>61455087
It's a rock.
>>61455451
It's straight up the worst place in the country, pure flyover shit between the beast coast and the west coast.
>>61455035
what the fuck
>>61455869
>ywn be haunted by a loli ghost
>>61455869
clickbait, senpai
>>61456146
Are you implying this is not real m8!?!?
>>61456200
Just exaggerated.
>>61456226
Because the ghost wasn't that horny anyways.
>>61455869
>Kevin
he sounds nice.
abo land
If Cairns is like Australia's Miami than the Northern Territory is like the hillbilly swamp people infested swamp land to west.
>>61455501
I've always thought of that as NW WA. Its much the same type of country thought.
>>61456971
I volunteer at an aquarium and some one asked me "is that the kind of stingray that killed Crocodile Dundee?". I was upset
How's Darwin like?
>>61457435
It's beautiful and the rivers are a treat to swim in. You should take a trip there.
Nothing.
Nobody in Australia cares about the NT, not even people in NT
>>61457479
But aren't the rivers there full of teeth?
Are there any nice beaches on the north coast?
>>61455035
Imagine the desert part of Patagonia then imagine it being full of black skinned gypsies
>>61457788
Yeah. They have signs up everywhere to stop the tourists becoming dinner.
If you're a bogan, you'll love Darwin. They have one main street where every bogan in the city comes and gets drunk and starts fights.
>>61455843
west coast is best coast east coast is least coast get your memes right cuck
>>61457827
nah it's all mangrove swamp full of deadly beasts
Aborigines
>>61457827
If you move across to west aus they have a few up north.
Google image
>cable beach broome
>>61458383
>have rivers
>cant swim in them for fear of being eaten
sounds like hell
i love rivers but not ones with teeth
>>61458595
If you go further inland into fresh water crock country they aren't too but the coastal rivers nope.
Don't they have the same issue with gaters down florida way?
>>61458383
kek, has that actually happened?
crocs are harmless
please come in for a swim
Isn't the soil there poisonous?
>>61458674
an australian woman was eaten by a croc a month ago
dumb cunt
Abos, drunks and drunk abos. That's about it.
>>61458674
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-31/crocodile-attack-cindy-waldron-friend's-cancer-recovery-daintree/7461358
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-19/dead-fisherman-and-mate-were-warned-about-danger-of-small-boat/7428254
http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/animals/crocodile_attacks.htm
>>61456200
It's a ghost story; obviously it's not real.
>>61458768
m8 ur 1 dum knt m8
I live there.
Almost cracker night.
Ask me anything, foreign friends.
>>61456870
>If Cairns is like Australia's Miami
Is Miami a relatively small town full of rednecks? If so then yeah Cairns is the Miami of Australia.
>>61458781
You're the one typing out a text message from 2003.
>>61458814
im on me nokia int i m8
>>61458786
Are they going to ban them if you guys become a state?
>>61458849
Probably.
Probs take our open speed limits away too, and fuck with our gun laws.
I have no idea though.
>>61458869
Never underestimate the Australian government's appetite for stripping away your freedoms.
>>61458869
They already took away open limits then reinstated them because death went up due to boredom.
>>61458925
The local government is too scared of public backlash to further restrict fireworks, they know it'll be the last time they get voted in until the current generation of territorians dies out.
The last guy to fuck with our gun laws was forced to resign and is probably going to get charged with corruption.
They took away open speed limits for like 5 years only to realise it was pointless, so now they're putting them back in.
People here hate change.
>>61458972
Why don't they just stage another shooting?
>>61458972
Good. Fucking gubbamin always trying to fuck up your day.
>>61458985
I'm sure they will before the NFA review comes out this year.
>>61458786
how do you make money?
nobody has jobs in the NT, right?
>>61459040
I'll pray for you from my $400 per month cuckshed in Sydney bro.
>>61455810
Yeah well what else do you have
>>61459074
Nothing you'd like. Honestly this place is horrible. You should never ever come here.
>>61456870
Melbourne is Australia's Miami
>>61459074
ahem
>>61459068
*per week
Not even kidding.
It is the wild west
>>61459099
in what way?
>>61459099
Miami's full of country wrecking liberals that think their shit doesn't stink?
>>61459099
melbourne is san fran
>>61459099
>Melbourne
Melbourne is more of Los Angeles or San Francisco. Considering the city itself is very liberal and the state Victoria is famous for being liberal like California
>>61459064
I think we have the second lowest unemployment rate in the country (behind ACT).
I work at a pub.
>>61459099
If anything it's Brisbane.
Melbourne is comparatively cold and full of hipsters. It's more like NY if a comparison has to be drawn.
Can't wait for election day when all the seppos pile in and ask why the NT isn't a state with full representation.
There's a lot of natural beauty around. Problem is it's all in the middle of bumfuck-nowhere.
>>61457393
>"is that the kind of stingray that killed Crocodile Dundee?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61459158
>I work at a pub.
I feel like everyone in the NT works in cafes or pubs or hotels
>>61459167
>Problem is it's all in the middle of bumfuck-nowhere.
If anything that's the best part. You don't want a bunch of wanker tourists showing up en masse and ruining a spot.
>>61458748
DON SLEEP ON DA ROAWD!
>>61459095
I live in Florida we're practically wiener cousins
>>61459196
Pubs always have business.
Dunno about cafes though. Can't say I've ever actually been to a cafe here.
>>61459233
New Zealand is really nice though.
>>61458925
Never underestimate your governments appetite for protecting you from yourselves
>>61459237
Are cafes even socially acceptable in NT? Or are they seen as a bit poofy?
>>61459282
I wish that was all they were doing. The level of statism in this country is a bit disturbing.
>>61459260
Not the same one but where should I visit if I go to NZ? I wouldnt definitely want to see a generic city like Auckland which sounds like Vancouver: Oceanian edition.
>>61459260
I was raised around the idea of never trusting an Aussie friendo
>>61459158
>I work at a pub.
Dream life!
Easy work at a pub, cheap housing, shoot shit and set off fireworks
>>61459282
>protecting you from yourselves
alri, bootlicker
>>61459323
All the more reason to steer clear of us and go to New Zealand.
>>61459314
Oh it's all good. Just go where there's lots of people. Hell, go to Auckland even.
>>61459314
Never been but I'd assume a NZ trip would be more about what's outside the cities. Very beautiful and unique chain of islands.
I'd probably at least stop by Christchurch to have a kek though.
>>61459284
I'd consider them a bit poofy, but each to their own. We have a bakery, that's about as close to a pub as you'll get where I live (bakery also sells fireworks this time of year).
Easier to just buy a iced coffee at the shop than go to some poofter cafe shit.
>>61459378
Fair enough. There are loads of cafes around here and they look like they're full of hipsters and other pretentious wankers. You aren't missing much at all.
>>61459363
Would you really trust this man with a gun?
>>61459375
>Christchurch
Has that city recovered from whatever earthquake happened right before Fuckushitma thing?
>>61459314
I only know South Island
Queenstown, Wanaka, Milford Sound, Cardrona hotel.
Go in winter when there's skiing
>>61459378
man it sounds just like the american south
except i'm a literal barista and i live here so it's even more south than the south
>>61459314
Auckland isn't even new zealand m8, it's just chinese people and islanders living in some shitty generic city.
Most tourists go to the south island, to queenstown and places like that, but there are some alright places in the north island as well, just about anywhere away from the cities is good m8
>>61459424
Oh look; America is shilling for the Jews again. That's a new one.
>>61459466
whoa is this a real life bogan? is this actually how you guys are irl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
>>61459430
not really.
I've flown over the countryside near it, all the paddocks and crops are arranged in a circle around the farmhouse / shed. Its bretty good.
>>61459492
The thing with bogans is that there's no middle ground. They're usually either really, really nice or they're unbearable, shitty fuckwits. But yeah, there are people like that.
>>61459424
>>61459492
pathetic little child
>>61459492
>is this actually how you guys are irl?
only the most degenerate ones
>>61459492
>tfw i know people like this
fug
>>61459529
no but really now that i'm actually in contact with a real life "muh joos" bogan I want a look into the life
is this cartoon an accurate portrayal of you and your peers?
>>61459529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0xZG9XZ5w
like have you ever been in a situation like this???
>>61459527
I've known a ton of bogans and a ton of yuppy hipsters over the years.
Surprisingly (or not) the bogans are generally nicer and more genuine people. I'd rather take my chances with a pissed hipster than a genuinely nasty bogan with a case of XXXX in him though.
>>61459574
If you think bogans are into all the Jewish shit then you have no fucking idea whatsoever.
>>61459603
oh are even they smarter than that?
>>61459596
Yeah drunk, shitty bogans can be violent; but at least you'd know where you stand with him. None of that fake friendly facade or passive aggressive shit you'd get from a hipster.
>>61459629
They just have no idea about any of that stuff. If it isn't about drugs, alcohol or car magazines then they usually won't know about it. Othwerise nice try, JIDF.
>>61459633
>>61459596
i'm not even sure if anybody on this website has actually spoken to anyone who they think is a "hipster"
i'm a barista while i'm a student and i really like fashion and indie music so i guess to an internet neckbeard i'd be a hipster but if I don't like you i'll probably let you know, so i like to think i'm pretty genuine you feel me
like i actively avoid making friends with people who make video games a big hobby of theirs for example, those people are usually annoying as fuck, i won't fake a friendship
>>61459665
so like i said even they're smarter than to believe there's a jewish cabal hell bent on taking over the world?
then again it probably wouldn't be hard to convince one I reckon
>>61455451
This really isn't an exaggeration unfortunately.
>>61459714
>i actively avoid making friends with people who make video games a big hobby of theirs for example
Smart move on your part desu
>>61459733
Nobody here said anything about taking over the world except for you.
>>61459714
I'm from the Sydney inner west bro. Believe me I know hipsters. Don't get me wrong I don't tar them all with the same brush nor do I actually look at things that black and white. I try to judge people by their words and actions not by what they look like.
When I use hipster as an insult it's more a personality and political mindset I'm referring to, not how you dress or what music you listen to.
>>61459784
yeah, not really hard to understand why if you've ever played any online video game ever, same types of people as 4chan, would be really hesitant to make friends with somebody who posts on most boards here, bunch of fucking freaks 2bh
>>61459796
like this guy
>>61459917
Same berson.
>>61459891
well sure there are definitely shallow "hipsters" and i've met more than a handful in my life but the worst people down here where I live are the fucking rednecks
I quote hipsters because i'm not really sure what it is, your hipster is different from everyone elses hipster
just get the feeling "hipster" here on 4chan means "anyone who doesn't love anime and video games, cares about how they look, majors in anything other than STEM (though I am in STEM), and is interested in things that aren't a) rick and morty and b) vaping"
>>61459917
But anyway.
>yeah, not really hard to understand why if you've ever played any online video game ever, same types of people as 4chan, would be really hesitant to make friends with somebody who posts on most boards here, bunch of fucking freaks 2bh
If people in online games are anything like that IRL I wouldn't make friends with them just because of how stupid they'd be.
>>61459953
fair do then, like you
when someone blames jews for something it's kind of a red flag for "this guy is probably a sociopath with stupid opinions"
>>61459963
You're right, there isn't anything close to a global definition. My own personal one changes from day to day I'm sure.
If you knew the kind of people I'm referring to though you'd agree they need a good kick in the jaw. Scum of the planet.
>>61459375
If you want to got to Vancouver just go there. I'd go to NZ for picturesque countryside not cities. Then again Canada has this too. If you want a large expansive place avoid NZ. I liked it but felt a little claustrophobic.
>>61460097
well yeah if we're talking about the original definition they're insufferable pieces of shit but also not really that common thankfully
but now if you mention you shower, someone on the internet will call you a hipster
>>61460005
That's okay. I have much the same reaction when I see somebody that takes opinions on 4chan seriously.
I live in the N.T, ask me anything citycunts
>pic related an abo community
>>61460438
are you an abo?
>>61460438
are the abos separated from the rest of the population like we do with our nigs or are they pretty common in white areas?
>>61460475
Nah I wish, life would be so easy with all that free money but then again my family would probably be alcoholics
>>61460553
Yeah but the upside would be that you'd be too drunk or high to care.
>>61460553
>but then again my family would probably be alcoholics
I thought those communities were basically forced to be dry and didn't have any decent means to get your hands on grog. No? Isn't that why people turn to shit like sniffing petty instead?
>>61460553
>tfw white and family is alcoholics anyway
worst of both worlds famtendo64
>>61460482
Depends on what you mean, the pic I posted is called a community, it's a place where abos live in the middle of nowhere, pretty much no whites. In town however we have sort of a similar thing where abos live in places called town camps, I'd imagine those to be like your Indian reservations (also no alcohol allowed in those places) and finally there are just the abos that live among whites, there are some neighbourhoods better than others and that is often dependent on how many abos there are, mine luckily has none but I do have a lot of yanks
>>61459378
Yes, it's very gay to sit downand drink a coffee.betterto secretly buy it in a shop. Sounds like someone is repressing something.
>>61460595
Yeah the communities are called dry-free zones, but as you can expect many aren't stopped by that and usually just drive off into the bush to get wasted, and you're right about the petrol sniffing we have non-sniffable petrol here because of it and the deoderant and other chemicals are locked up in the shops to stop em
>>61460482
not from nt but generally theyre a minority of the population and we have more indians in the country than them. so they ususally only live in the middle of nowhere towns in NT or just appear in neighborhoods elsewhere
but no there isnt any abo suburb white suburb thing you you guys have in the states. we simply dont have a big enough abo population to have that
>>61460665
>but I do have a lot of yanks
They're military or?
>>61460596
Well on the bright side at least it's not ice haha
>>61460801
I'd imagine it would be pretty hard to come across ice in the NT.
>>61460781
They work at pine gap, so military and military contractors like Raytheon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap
>>61460828
It's here and it's growing in use, but yeah not as much as some of those towns in vic
>>61460909
That was mostly just a shitty pun but at the same time it's a little sad to see it growing that far away from the main cities. It just fucking ruins lives, fast.
>>61460957
If anything it can be much worse in country towns. There's very little else for people to do unless they're into sport, drinking or other drugs and there's pretty much nothing in the ways of rehab centres and programs.
>>61460957
Oh haha I see what you did, we did have a hailstorm here the other week though and there was ice everywhere, but you're absolutely right it literally decays everything it touches and god knows we don't need that shit here
>>61460983
Spent my later teen years growing up in ruralish NSW. Only a small handful of kids and every single one of them spent most weekends wandering around town in various stages of inebriation. Can't hardly blame them when their parents are getting shitfaced at either the top or bottom pub in town, as the standard form of being part of the community. The council for some odd reason built a small skate park which didn't get any use till I moved in and the locals had this strange hatred of this fact, even going so far as to set my hair alight one night at the pub, for being "a shitty shitter" merely due to the fact that instead of playing footy and getting wasted on weekends, I was mucking around on the skatepark during the day.
Country life, pretty fucking average if you aren't actually living on a properly and completely away from the township. Locals are just cancer. They're like wannabe farmers with large, mostly useless properties but still live close enough to make it back home from the pub of an evening. Almost hipsterish in a way.
>>61461140
>"a shitty shitter"
a city shitter.
Moved from a small suburb about two hours away from Sydney. Yeah, "city".
>>61461140
>>61461185
So glad I don't live in the country. No way could cheap housing be worth that.
>>61460438
how come everything is sideways in NT?
>>61457827
If you want beaches go to NSW in summer,and maybe the lower parts of Queensland. Pretty much everywhere else is full of teeth, poison, and death
>>61455035
I was being autistic one day and exploring on google maps and I found out there's no wikipedia articles for almost any island off the north coast of Australia. I came to the conclusion they are trying to keep them a secret because they have some kind of secret facilities up there. I'm thinking about a trip to Australia to explore them and look for signs of underground facilities.
>>61463736
Don't look up the islands of Norway or the lakes of Canada then. Some things are just so numerous that they're irrelevant.
>>61461766
You have to live in the country for a specific reason.
For example I live here because muh guns and muh guns only. That kind of thing.
