Love Irish accents desu edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2YkbO2IaWY
anim
>>61453812
e
>>61453800
What a stupid spud nigger.
>Pro-EU
She's a retard. The brainwashing the EU has done on the Irish is insane, considering they didn't even want to join in the first place.
Fell asleep at 6pm and just woke up. That's not good
Anime
not going to watch that video
how does that make you feel, huh? bad i bet
>>61453853
Oh yeah, I forgot they voted no and were forced to vote again until they gave the correct answer.
>“What we’re hearing is a very, very extreme exaggeration based on a few isolated events, and the claim that it’s related to immigration is more or less not true at all,” says Jerzy Sarnecki, a criminologist at Stockholm University who has devoted his career to the study of criminality, ethnicity and age.
>Sweden does indeed have far more reported cases of sexual assault than any other country. But it’s not because Swedes – of any colour – are very criminal. It’s because they’re very feminist. In 2005, Sweden’s Social Democratic government introduced a new sex-crime law with the world’s most expansive definition of rape.
>Imagine, for example, if your boss rubbed against you in an unwanted way at work once a week for a year. In Canada, this would potentially be a case of sexual assault. Under Germany’s more limited laws, it would be zero cases. In Sweden, it would be tallied as 52 separate cases of rape. If you engaged in a half-dozen sex acts with your spouse, then later you felt you had not given consent, in Sweden that would be classified as six cases of rape.
>The marked increase in rape cases during the 2000s is almost entirely a reflection of Sweden’s deep public interest in sexual equality and the rights of women, not of attacks by newcomers.
>>61453800
I'm glad that we wiped out the Irish, they are only good for compost.
five best english accents
1. irish
2. welsh
3. boston ny
4. posh english
5. australian
>>61453853
the brain washing delusional little englander politicians have done to the english is insane, the eu literally saved your economy and britain from being a shithole
>>61453933
scouse
brummie
essex
yer mam
norn irish
Why are ships always female? Isn't that sexist
>>61453904
Stop trying to talk to the paki, he is just defending rapists to be edgy.
>>61453955
>no cockney
dropped
>>61453910
>more or less not true at all
ebin
>>61453853
Can't believe there are still retards like you. Yeah man, you're a real tough conservative. Who are you? The new duke of Wellington? Without the EU you're going down. Your country has become useless. No resources and your industry has turned into shit. Thanks for strengthening Germanys position in the EU.
I've just realised that my employees have more respect me for JUST because I'm growing a beard and if I shave it off they will go back to treating me like a cunt.
What is that about? Am I too young looking?
Please tell the likelihood that the UK descends into Civil War? /r/unitedkingdom tells me it is 100% happening. I must prepare.
What side will you be on?
>Nicola Sturgeons Freedom Fighters?
>Any dozen of the NI paras?
>British Parliamentarian Rebels?
>Union Army?
>Metropolitan Republican Rebels?
>>61453910
Sweden truly is a shithole.
>>61454002
You should go though, out in the country it's beautiful. Dunno about the cities since I've not been to any of them yet
>>61453983
Manny Mandem desu
>>61453963
In Russia ships have the masculine pronoun instead of the western female pronoun.
>>61453980
Are you the Irish one in the pub, warehouse or IT?
>>61453932
You don't think Irish women are adorable?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jeremy-corbyn-labour-immigration-policy-change-open-the-borders-let-them-all-come-in-borders-are-racist-a7102736.html
Haha he's fucking lost it lads...
>>61453983
it isn't going into civil war it will just be slightly poorer and slightly more shit with slightly more austerity every year, this will continue more and more every year, just enough to be noticeable without being quick enough to piss people off, that will be your life from now on
>>61453983
soon I think, if the people realize it wasn't the fault of immigrants they were poor and on the dole, and instead it was the fault of the elites
>>61453983
the side thats really chill and smokes weed and plays loud music and shite
https://streamable.com/kzfu
can someone translate this? i dont understand chavy manc accents
genuinely about to throw a fit
>>61453975
I'm sorry but EU jf aren't allowed in /brit/, you will have to remove yourself immediately.
>>61454031
My mum is Irish, so no
>>61454029
I work in a brick factory with an extremely motley crew
>>61453800
dattebayo!!!
>>61453975
N-n-no we're going to make Britain Great Again, the fag smoking pint man said so!
>>61453983
The Farage Freikorps will march victoriously.
>>61454065
Motley in what way?
>>61454079
I hope he gets cancer in his arse
>>61454026
So which side do you fall on fellow Manc? I may or may not fight you outside the Blockbusters in Stockport depending on your answer.
>>61453714
install mnemosyne, import the .cards set
>The average Irish woman
>>61454124
SALFORD (QUAYS)
A
L
F
O
R
D (FOR POSHOS)
>>61454031
Fuck no.
>>61454088
As in complete fuckheads and retards, these guys could not function in normal life. It's said around our place that being normal is a massive hindrance to surviving the job. I find myself now a supervisor of guys twice my age, the only reason i'm in this positon is because nobody else wants the responsibility.
Can't figure out how to open this .txt file, paint isn't working
>>61454124
T A M E S I D E desu
I've had less than 7 hours sleep every day for like the past fortnight. I can literally feel the years being taken off of my life.
>>61454051
Fuck off yank.
>>61454184
good post
Lol the guardian
>>61454181
Haha I can imagine the type, how much do you get paid for being their supervisor? Those spastics are simple people, keep growing the beard to keep them content.
>>61454079
>>61454110
>Not even waiting a single second to samefag your paki opinions
go to bed you horrible runts
>Pro-EU
She's a retard. The brainwashing the EU has done on the Irish is insane, considering they didn't even want to join in the first place.
>>61453975
Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
>>61454233
heeerrrow, mr engrand!!!!11
>>61454166
>>61454194
I meant in the coming civil war of patriots and soft cocks.
>>61454201
Haha fucking abnormie loser posting on 4chan at 3:30 hhaha virgin twat hahaha pathetic cunt
haha
FUCK ENGLAAAAAAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwAg0912hA
>>61454277
haha
>>61454239
End yourself
>>61454110
>>61454079
Damn Rasheed, you are supposed to space out samefag posts by a few minutes.
ooga booga where da wyte wimmin at
>>61454292
t. abu abdullah al-britani
>>61454233
>The Guardian
>>61454272
Stop being a cunt and people would treat you better.
Why is this so hard for yanks to understand?
How can I get laid lads?
My willy want to be inside a fanny
>>61454344
get a prozzie m8
>>61454240
Yes
Go to sleep
Let me take care of everything
You won't feel a thing ;)
>>61454237
The money is pretty damn good to be quite honest, I have to work hard and am under extreme pressure at all times but the money be good yo, the best I've ever gotten and I'm still only in my 20's. I often lament the fact I have to deal with such fuckwits on a daily basis but have to commend the managment for choosing a college dropout to keep the primary school dropouts productive.
>>61454292
Nobody cares, paki shit.
>>61454345
Where did we go wrong?
r8 my OC lads
>All muslims on twitter saying "This was during a holy month and killed muslims as well, stop blaming islam! :("
>>61454322
the opinion section of the guardian has the most pro SJW and retarded piece of 'legitimate 'mainstream media the world has ever known
>>61454367
Get me a job haha? What are the hours? And what does making bricks entail?
Lisa it's your birthday!
Happy birthday, Lisa!
>>61454380
blaming all muslims is stupid
but saying they aren't muslims is stupid too
if you don't speak up and say that islam needs to look at itself and try to reform its shit you are figuratively endorsing terrorism
>>61454345
>>61454376
I see the EU shills are back.
When are you going to give up? You lost.
I can't sleep unless I know that lad got his flashcards working
>>61454343
everyone treats me great though when I travel
The "FOY" attitude is prevalent among bitter abnormie twats. When I traveled to the UK people were very pleasant to me and it was easy to make friends.
Same when I've traveled anywhere else. 4chan isnt real life
>>61454425
>anyone i disagree with is a shill
>>61454435
FOY
>>61454382
It's interesting just how much worse it has gotten over the past 6 years. It was never great of course, but now it's just all the worst parts of the left with horrible fuckers like Lindy West and Jessica Valenti trolling for pageviews
>>61454379
Very good post.
honestly don't care that much about brexit
if the world wants to go to shit, so be it. whatever happens, happens.
Debate this
>>61454382
Yep.
The UK is a terrible country desu
>>61454424
>islam needs to look at itself and try to reform its shit
literally impossible if you're muslim, because the Quran is the perfect word of God, hence changing it in anyway being declaring that humans know better than Him
the only way that would be remotely possible is to do a protestant style reformation of the religion, completely eliminating the hadith and following the Quran only
>>61454466
*apostates
>>61454435
>Shitposting because you got triggered by /brit/
>check phone
>New tinder match
>New message from this match
>Open tinder
>They're not there
Oh
the wife just gave birth :)
>you dream of your qt crush
>it's so real
>wake up
>she rejected you 9 months ago
hmm yes very good
How much longer till the BPL starts lads?
I'm dying for some club football
>>61454466
Wrong. Muslims are barely people, they count for like 1/64th of a white.
So lads, which archive do we use now that the old one died?
>>61454499
what a handsome traditional british couple
>>61454491
FOAL
>>61454412
They have jobs going now m8, I cant divulge serious details but we work 3 days a week 10 hours a day weekend shift in NI (north west jobs) . Making bricks involves a hard physical slog combined with mental dexterity in planning ahead, because these bitchass machines cannot stop lest the shit (ingredients) start setting and fuck everything up in 10 minutes.
>>61454446
I wish Valenti was trolling.
>>61454500
I didnt ask for these feels while looking for threads to shitpost on
>>61454500
>>61454499
A genuine waste of a bloodline.
>>61453800
flag is UK
looks like /brit/ is terrible tonight, see you later gayboys
>>61454500
>human gestation period
it fits
>she says ew no his teeth are yellow
>then randomly looks at you and says dont worry anon yours are much better than this
I had never heard her say anything about my teeth. Clearly she thought mine were yellow, still think about it
>>61454560
*tips fedora*
>>61454470
tell me some of those are fakes pls
pls
>>61454472
the same way some christians are more laxist about faith
some muslims are
but even mainstream religious authorities (i.e not considered hardliners) think homosexuality is morally wrong and teach it
they are extremely backward and refusing to publicly critisize that isn't doing anybody any favors
why can you shit on white christian homophobes but not address islamic core homophobic beliefs?
that's cowardice
>>61454528
Just fuck off yank, nobody here likes you personally.
>>61454540
Bit too far out for me best of luck in it anyway. Curiosity sake what were you doing in college and why'd you drop out?
>>61454543
I didn't ask for these saddreams
>>61454566
see ya x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt13iB6DEYM
What's the best way to study another language, for those who've learnt another one?
Trying to learn Spanish but I'm not quite sure how to structure my learning.
>>61454573
What?
http://nypost.com/2016/06/28/dui-suspect-drove-a-mile-with-victim-lodged-in-front-windshield/
>>61454582
>He says posting at 3:30 in his parents house
Sad cunt, would squish you if I ever saw you
circlejerk
>>61454601
Get a job in the NHS
>>61454606
I enjoyed fargo season 2
>Go to dentist
>Arrive late
>Ask receptionist to tell the dentist I'm here
>She says he's in France
>Call him up
>Says something about "tutu won"
>Have to wait until July for my filling replacement
Does anyone else have similar problems with their dentists?
Why is 4chan so racist?
Red pill me on Hull lads
>>61454601
Chi
>>61454581
I wish they were, but the Guardian is a clickbait rag.
Well I hope he gets his flashcards working then
night, boys
>>61454625
fuck off paddy
is joanna lumley the british joan rivers
throwing a hissy fit
>>61454500
>having an imagination wank
>imagine me and my crush from years back having loving, consensual sex
>does nothing for me
>imagine me dragging her off by knifepoint and raping her behind a local liquor store instead
>Another night
>imagine another old crush seducing me into sex in a bathroom stall at a pub
>while she'e bouncing on top she wraps her legs around me and screams 'rape' while forcing me to cum in her
I don't really have a face for this
>>61454574
Jamal.
>>61454585
I did electrical engineering but it was bollix because you would be looking at a computer screen for up to 16 hours a day when at least in this bullshit its only a guaranteed 10 hours a day
>>61454653
post toot
>>61454647
this is a serious case of nuts
cringey as all hells
>>61454610
Well obviously you would squish me.
>>61454601
Lessons desu. Duolingo is pretty good for building vocab and revision when you get started desu
Please give me (you)'s. PLEASE.
None of my masterfually constructed shitposts have given me a single one for the past two days. Thinking of ending it all if things continue the way they are.
>>61454622
>season
Fuck off yank.
ingrown toenail lads
>>61454709
(tú)
@61454709
you
Send me "Hump Day" pics lads ;3
>>61454625
The Irish are an inferior race.
>>61454719
This happened to me after I kicked something in the workplace
>>61454709
maybe instead of being a shitposter you're just shit at posting
ever thought about that big boi?
IN REPLY TO POST NUMBER SIXTY ONE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOUR THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINE:
NO
>>61454719
Zadex procedure, effective albeit somewhat ugly.
Pissing rain again I hate summer.
>>61454672
don't know this feel desu
had it with this sexuality and romance meme
>>61454638
It's the arse crack of The Humber.
>>61454757
o shit waddup
I NEED a Trump-supporter gf
>>61454691
just something for you to think about....
the guardia and trump sluts
>>61454792
>anti-environmentalism bordering on racism
wat
are trees supposed to be people in the current year?
>>61454796
Cute shop
>>61454796
Mad cow disease?
>>61454765
Are they gonna get relegated or can Brucey keep em up?
why did this mexican decide to make this general his home
he's basically /lat/ incarnate but stranded here for some reason
why are brits such pretentious twats? they clearly aren't very smart (Brexit)
>>61454796
i know for a fact there were BSE cases in scotland
>>61454796
REALLY MAKES U THINK HUH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM PONDERING LIKE A MADMAN AT THE MOMENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>61454818
#EntLivesMatter
>>61454842
It's obviously fake you wank
>>61454839
morons took the EU vote as a vote on all immigrants
/brit/ is my home
deal with it
>>61454839
If they value freedom then it was a smart move though right?
Its not like any of that scaremongering turned out to be true afterall
bit wish i had a twink bf
>>61454829
Speak English.
>>61454851
is this real
>>61454863
>>61454838
He doesn't post Simpsons weed edits so maybe he got kicked out of /twat/ for not adhering to their culture.
>>61454851
either it's been edited on their website or it's a fake
i always post weed simpsons and smile icons though
>>61454869
Nah fucking retards who know nothing about politics just saw the EU vote as a vote on something "foreign" and duly conflated it with all the blacks and muslims here. It's absolute madness, I'm literally living through the greatest political crisis my country has seen since WW2
>>61454918
yes he does. stay up a little later and you'll see that is all he does and "le post toot XDD"
>>61454865
LAS MEXICO SON BRITANNIA!
britannia waives the rules
>>61454952
>"le post toot XDD"
>XDD
>>61454952
fuck off micked you like little wanker
>>61454883
The guardian goes above and beyond clickbait.
its 4 am in the UK right now. explain yourselves, why are your still awake?
cant sleep
fml LOL
>>61454936
They probably took it down, they did loads of child rape defence articles at the time and must have pulled them as more details started to emerge.
>>61455016
I'm ill and cant sleep
>>61454947
really digging le picardia meme
>>61455016
just woke up see
>>61454500
*punches you in the face*
>>61454950
Keep crying, bitch nigga.
>>61455016
my still are awake cos it's HOT and i have NO FANS and NO GROUND
>2020
>Pro-Union Forces led by Boris Johnson have reclaim our Ancient Capital of London from the EU British City States. Kufir Sadiq Kahn escapes capture. Manchester and Birmingham are next.
>Commissar "Jezza" Corbyn has finally purged the Labour Party of all dissenters and has an iron grip. 2 million people have already died under his tenure.
>There is still a stalemate on the continent, where Farage has been pushed back to the French coast by EU forces.
>President Trump promises the Union more supplies and cash.
>Meanwhile Nicola Sturgeon aka Malleus Anglicum has been causing havoc on the border areas. Supplies for the local English Garrison have been low due to the failure of HS3 being completed on time, now being 2 years late.
>NI has reduced to anarchy with Republican and Monarchist forces engaging in brutal guerrilla warfare. Her Majesty's Loyal Welsh volunteers have been under siege at Bael Faest for over 3 months now.
>Have a nice flirtatious vibe with the qt3.14 Asian immigrant girl at work
>99% sure she's into me
>She's not allowed to date outside her people, or date at all for that matter
>In a few weeks she's going on a month long trip to her home country and she'll probably get married off
Not a muzzie either lads, fuck I'm depressed.
>>61455028
not surprising but i would rather have the article be on their website since screenscaps aren't proof of anything
>>61455016
I'll sleep when I'm dead
>>61455032
Do you guys still really use hot water bottles?
>>61455075
They have their uses
I might dedicate my life, my career, my mouth to getting Britain BACK into the EU
>>61454947
You always post the same ones
Mix it up
>>61455075
We don't have the protective blubbe rlike you.
>>61455065
>Supplies for the local English Garrison have been low due to the failure of HS3 being completed on time, now being 2 years late.
fuckin kek
no, until he post toot
>>61455075
If it's cold, sure. What, is this another microwaving mugs of water thing that yanks do?
>>61455028
>Muslims are pedos
>Guardian backs Muslims in Rotherham
>Belgians are pedos
>Guardian backs Remain
Starting to see a pattern here
>>61455119
shut the fuck up you dirty spic
POST TOOT XDDDD AM I FUNNY YET
lads
Can you microwave hot water bottles
>>61455149
are you the bro from akureyri?
>>61455119
shut the fuck up you dirty spic
>>61455020
iktf LOL
>>61455168
Don't think any madman's been mad enough to think of this before now
girl i'm talking to just asked me if i like the marvel movies in a voice message
obviously that means she really likes them
i can't stand them desu, think they're all tripe
but i'm too beta to say that
what do
>>61455173
Nope, Reykjavik
>>61455119
toot you dirty spic
This is all YOUR fault, racists and closet Nazis!
>>61455197
you make me feel guilty
sick of not being able to sleep
Im really baked lads
>>61455239
post toot
>>61455244
just close your eyes
>>61455126
nah we have proper heating and air conditioning cause we live in a modern world.
>>61455234
Tell her you're excited for the new Spider-Man movie
I have no purpose at the moment.
How should a model citizen structure their day? Really need to get back on track.
>>61455256
*eats you*
>>61455280
that's not true though
i can't lie
>>61455261
Just be yourself
>>61455242
>The rich elite loses all their money
>The poor are freed from the shackles of Brussels, able to forge their own destiny
I don´t see the problem here
>>61455235
ahh decent
are there any spanish speaking tourists there? trying to figure out if it'll help, am native english speaker/person btw
>>61455239
post condorito
do it jksjs
says the icelander faggot who suck yank dick
>>61455306
are there a lot of gay bear clubs in iceland? I just imagine it being a country full of fat hairy guys wearing leather fetish gear
>>61455242
I would do it again a thousand times.
does this mexican not understand how to reply to posts or is it his gimmick
>>61455294
That's how relationships work m80
>>61455277
Everyone on /int/ has that, what does that have to do with anything?
That's like turning the ac on in the car instead of opening the window, wasteful and retarded.
pirate scum
>>61455234
Call her a filthy Redditor and tell her to go back
Hi /brit/
Made you a mug of water, drank some though
>>61455338
That's his thing
I like it
>>61455277
Americans can talk about a hot water bottle and still make themselves look like utter twats.
There's a reason everyone hates you.
>>61455352
>Ah yes let's open the window to embrace that 36* breeze
>>61455331
I'm sorry mate, you'll have to find somewhere else to fulfill your fetish
>>61455368
*puts it in the microwave*
*proceeds to make tea*
>>61455342
i'm not pretending to be excited for something i'm not that's absurd
just gunna me tactful and say i've never really been into them
>>61455321
Probably
>>61455395
>Letting your taste in films fuck you out of an in with a woman
Jesus Christ man, are you a virgin? Protip friend: She is clearly trying to hint that she wants you to ask her out to the cinema to see the latest capeshit.
Good god, it's on a silver platter and you are still fucking it up.
