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where do i get a milf to take my virginity
IT'S LIKE THIS, YO, CMON
I don't feel as if I am a well adjusted member of society, I'm not a danger but I am so alone
bart
Not so fast England
need to give the gf some cummies
Bort
>actual bacon is the equivalent of a slice of ham XDDD
>you american swine have no idea what real bacon is, even though the rest of the world knows bacon as you do
already bright and sunny outside
Can't stand this
Alri
gf is out with the boss still working on a project. its nearly midnight.
hes older and married so not too concerned yet
>>61455938
Is there a reason you are here shitting up the thread when nobody wants you?
@61455938
Squeal for daddy, runt
are americans all the same?
>A FUCKING HAM
>>61455962
plus since he has a lot of money he probably can afford hookers if his wife isn't putting out, so you don't need to worry about him fucking your gf
You cunts like chiptunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt9uqQbUlgc
>Is there a reason you are here shitting up the thread when nobody wants you?
wife's son beat me up for voting leave
asked him why he didn't vote and that started it all off
i'll have to buy him something to make up for betraying him like that
fuck you and you
>>61455985
yeah, they're all black hahahahahah
his dreams were too good to be true...
going to try and sleep
See you in 20 minutes when I give up
>fuck you and you
>>61456021
Why do people even get married? It's just a way for women to take your hard-earned wealth and force you to support them.
haahhaa we are winning
>>>/tv/71418973
something to keep in mind next time your willy needs a hand
>Nicola Sturgeon says she hopes even in independence Scotland and England remain best friends
I-I love you too Scotland my brother.
If you don't send this message to 5 other people all your pubes will be ingrown
>>61456054
>>61456073
>>61456074
>>61456084
>>61456116
If you don't send this message to 5 other people all your pubes will be ingrown
>>61456119
Nice try but I laser
I'm smooth as a turtle shell down there
>If you don't send this message to 5 other people all your pubes will be ingrown
>>61455855
Euro notes are so fucking ugly
>>61456114
*photoshops jewish stars on people*
finally filtered americans. fucking hell you weren't kidding
>finally filtered americans. fucking hell you weren't kidding
goodnight, /shit/
@61456102
(ground swallow me up)
FUCKIN HELL YOU WERNT KIDDIN DUDE
![1422039546432[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S6GG5xD.jpg "1422039546432[1].jpg")
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467136463293.webm
>>61456261
bro calm down
wanna play some calla dooty, homeboy?
ill get some tea out of the microwave and we'll be set on gamer fuel for hours breh
Bloody hell chaps
>>61456283
>that fucking micropenis
>british """""men"""""
>great grandfather fought for communism in ww2
>grandfather killed commies in nam
it's like poetry, it rhymes
Bf just sent me this
morning lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFLDYGFjfeA
took a shit in the brownie batter
normies at work wont even notice
>>61456330
Lol
Is this racist?
>>61456357
Dumb monkey
>>61456342
cute
>>61456360
haha yeah because you eat so much sugar your poop is probably sweet hahahahahahaah you're likely fat hahahahahahah
>>61456392
how old are you?
>>61456309
AH, you draw reddit comics!
Why are yanks so bloody stupid?
>how old are you?
tfw got enlightened by nujabes
feels good lads
>>61456416
how new are you?
>>61456440
bit gay
>how new are you?
Yankee doodle
but i am gay
thailad touching children innit
wew
what the fuck, where's my (you)
>61456493
you dont deserve a you
>>61456183
The yank runts are extra agitated today, it must be nearing feeding time.
fuck off monkey boy
oh wait, you can't go out because you'll get your head chopped off if you leave your hut in the favela
>>61456485
post toot
^this
tfw you trigger an gringo
as if gringo is an insult, fucking kek
imagine being a half black half spic fuckface
tfw the gringo is so triggered that hes still posting back to me
*laughs*
>>61456342
Would kiss him, lick his feet and shag his bumhole tbqh
>do you hear that
>hear what
>exactly
There's literally no more interesting time in history than Russia 1900-20 IMO
>>61456296
America is a cancer.
>>61456536
are gringos all white people or just Americans?
thanks
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I hate americans. do you think browsing an international board on an american website where the majority of posters are american would be fit for me? haha
what the fuck you dirty spic
don't even reply to me again
french poster is here
>>>/pol/71421033
>>61456614
It's a Japanese website now, lad
>>61456614
Huh its almost like they should make a general thats meant for people from their country to talk about their culture
>>61456568
>Fuck Lisa
>"Ehem"
>She's right behind me, isn't she?
man
worgens are cute as fuck
>>61456614
Nah, if we stay in /brit/ we should be safe.
why would greece ever need to print 500 euro notes lol?
>>61456639
>90% of posters american
>japanese
>>61456654
ah yes, the purpose of an international board is definitely for everyone to group up with their own country and talk to people only from their country. makes sense
fml
>>61456678
how's that working out for you
>>61456693
do you live in bath?
Recent just found out burying your dead is a Western thing. What did white people have against burning the dead, m8s?
>>61456691
It's owned by a Jap. also proved 90% of posters are American. Clearly we're the majory, but it's not that high
>>61456691
by that logic the southern states are soon to belong to Mexico, if not already.
>>61456564
Lewd and gay
I want a cute brazilian gay pololo
[spoiler]trap=extra points[/spoiler]
>>61456729
have you been outside of /int/?
>>61456733
yeah, I'd say texas, arizona, etc. are mexican
weon qliao
>>61456733
the thai chicANO knows
>>61456738
back off
hes mine
>>61456762
>have you been outside of /int/?
You can't tell where people outside of /int/, /pol/, and /sp/ are from. /sp/ is full of non americans
>>61456694
Pretty well, there's about two yanks max in here, a massive reduction on the norm.
>>61456787
so you can't tell if someone is american by the grammar they use and what they reference? you can only tell by a flag? hmm. also /sp/ is still over half american posters.
;(
>>61456656
>No, I'm in front of you
>>61456738
Are all Chileans as sexy as Alexis Sanchez?
might wank
Wew actually considering the population difference, there's not that much more yanks than brits, on /int/ at least.
>>61456868
I think that says "posts" and not "posters", I might be wrong though
>>61456701
yeppers
>>61456868
link
The Lockheed P-38 Lightning is by far the most underrated fighter aircraft of WWII
Everyone like to talk about how great the P-51, the Spitfire, the Mitsubishi Zero were but those aircraft did not score as many kills at the P-38 Lightning
>>61456868
>Sweden
>3,191,364
That's kinda sad, 2bh. At least American and the UK have high populations so it's to be expected we post a lot
>>61456868
>Amerismalls
*61456853
>brown reggaetoners
>sexy
choose one
>>61456893
Yeah fair point.
Posts wise, not posters.
>>61456921
https://whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flagratio
>>61456923
That is what the F35 is named after.
was she my soulmate because of the way she challenged my personality and perceptions? or instead should the ideal partner be flexible and adjust herself into my views?
>Thainonce aka thai""""""""""lad""""""""""
Why didn't he give me a (You) lads?
>>61456985
>Literally a post for the UK's entire population.
wew
>>61457003
<3
>its a thainonce has mature level headed posts, as well as the ability to give and take banter episode
ah yes
>>61457002
nazi puto
>>61457034
wait ignore that, I was reading the wrong number
going over to /r/teenagers
my humour fits really well there for some reason
communism
>>61457157
>>61457069
cats a bit rare
>>61457003
benis
>>61456926
swedes have a very large online presence given the size of their nation
so does Ireland but not as big as them
lot of foreigners here
>>61457176
>he likes his cat """""""Well"""""""done.
Seals in the flavour m8
that you John Wayne?
One day without beer and I'm now excessively stressed about stress dreams I had 2 days ago and what it means about my overall stability.
Fucks sake.
why are swedes such autists? looking for any type of speculation or insight
>>61457334
Daily fucken' reminder that Wales is the most based kingdom in the UK
>>61457354
cheers for that
>>61457354
common flag
>>61457354
It's not a kingdom
>>61457399
>>61457421
fuck off yeah? he was talking to me
why the portugese population in macao
I imagine thailad as a fat, white, prematurely balding IT nerd male.
He gets sweaty easily due to thailands hot climates, which means little girls won't wear much clothing. This triggers thainonce when he sees them, causing him to go to the nearest bathroom to relieve himself.
He has been caught trying to kidnap unattended children on several occasions but bribes his way out of it.
He also tried to volunteer at a local kindergarten, but was refused for reasons "unknown"
>>61455855
Not so fast drug dealing, money laundering provider of funds for terrorism. What are you going to do with these 500 euro banknotes?
>>61457468
>swiss franc
Fuck the EU
Fuck the EU
>>61457445
FOY
>>61457465
I'm sure you're a lovely person, I mean this obsession and autistic smear campaign you seem to be on speaks volumes.
You're surely a handsome lad with crowds of friends and girlfriends.
FUCK THE EU
Fuck the EU
*nudge nudge wink wink*
>>61457465
His mum passed away so I do feel bad for him. I think that led to him moving to thailand. Sad he abandoned his father though. They skype once a month
fuck the thai chicANO poster
Imagine being Britlad on /brit/ having to be all like "damn, Poleaboo, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific bearded jihadi face. I would totally smash you, both my 4chan persona and the real me." when all he wants to do is do a wank on Charli in his bredroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Britlad and not only sit in that chair while Poleaboo flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her micropenis and brown manshoulders, and just sit there, picture after picture, hour after hour, while she perfected her poses. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her autistic attitude as everyone on /brit/ tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, POLEABOO LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking paki face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been wanking to nothing but a healthy diet of british slags and cara delevingne and later alleged kpop plastic surgery victims for your ENTIRE SHITPOSTING CAREER coming straight out of Clacton-on-sea in Great Britain. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rancid sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled kebab-belly as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the business idea to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal ramadan trainers in the previous months. And then the janny calls for another picture, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the 6'4 brick shithouse could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Britlad. You're not going to lose your future UKIP career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Why is he so perfect lads
>>61457591
howling
>>61457465
>He gets sweaty easily due to thailands hot climates
>which means little girls won't wear much clothing
Why would Thailad getting sweaty easily in heat mean local girls, that are used to the heat, wouldn't wear many clothes?
Literally everytime I see someone say Thailad is a nonce I think to myself
>data projection
JK rowling
so how long before all the pakis have to leave?
FUCK THE EU
>>61457620
I get cold if the temperature drops below 29C~
Visiting the UK next month, going to freeze my bollocks off haha
>>61457620
thailad doesn't like you because you are a remainer, so don't suck up to him unless you're giving him a suck.
>>61457664
Nah, remainers are alri, the battle is over. We have to be m8s now.
>>61457655
I know those feels. I went from 4 months of tropical summer to 12 degrees in Melbourne in April last year
I /unironically use hotels for long term residence/ here?
>tfw the only way to live on my own and not end up in cockroach infested trash pit is to have someone clean up for me once a week
>tfw realized you get exactly this if you just live in a hotel forever
>also free internet, free cable TV, and free breakfasts every morning
Check out the ones that call themselves "extended stay" if you want in on this action, they're the ones that are more likely to be OK with you never leaving even after months or years and they'll also be more affordable for long term stays e.g. $40-$50 / night.
Also, some I get access to the pool. I own barely any valuables so I usually move hotels every 2 months.
>>61457664
I'm not that autistic.
>>61457597
(You) because i'm glad to see the pasta is being used
>>61457714
squeal you runt
*Triggers article 50*
*runs away*
>>61457693
I met people that do this in Asia and the Caribbean and it seems comfy, they just book 6 months at a time and get the best service.
>>61457692
get deported for scrounging the dole?
>>61457718
(you) because you need to post toot
called my professor mum today in front of the whole class
>>61457718
i cant stop laughing at it gud job lad :)b
>>61457725
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???????
*Great Britain rocket launches off and orbits the earth*
*it smashes into central asia causing such a catastrophe it wipes out all animal and plant life*
>>61457750
Literally what are you on about you mong?
>>>/vg/146912898
Post gimmicks in this thread lads
>>61457777
ty :3
You don't have the "virgin walk" do you?
(Virgin walk is slightly hunched shoulders, looking around sheepishly sometimes, non-relaxed gait almost robotic)
It's very noticeable and most people can tell when you're a virgin
*BRAAAAAAPPP*
Just saved the New Zealand flag for when they switch to A FUCKING FERN
feeling horrible for thailads dad.
his oldest and only son just up and left him
>>61457851
had it about a week ago, but lost my virginity couple days ago and I immediately stopped it
>>61457884
he can't even send any money home because he is living in near poverty conditions, and his monthly rent is worth about 10 quid
>>61457794
wew
>>61457866
*inhales deeply*
baked beans and eggs
hints of cyprus and mint
i give it a 7/10
![nigel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FwWVcWt.jpg "nigel[1].jpg")
How does /brit/ feel about Nigel's teeth?
>>61457884
>>61457917
appreciate the narrative m8
>cancuck invades the thread
night ruined tbH
>>/vg/146931498
>>61457929
post toot
>>61457917
only has two friends back in england, and one is in the army. hes going back in a few weeks though
wonder if his "mate" cba to see him. He's turning 27 soon
Nero-Hitler talking about the European Reich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRetILyYgyo
>>61457958
Patriotic
>>61457969
>american criticizing others for quality of posts
quite ironic
quite like the french poster. never met a frog before.
Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into than HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.
Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.
>>61457977
think he might be balding at that age
he definitely will be in his 30s from the stress of a 3rd world country
>>61457981
you guys dodged a bullet
Fucking yanks on brit/pol/ asking stupid questions like 'what is article 50?' and saying stupid shit like 'Tony Blair is a conservative'.
REEEEEEEEE
>>61457998
>criticizing
FOY
>>61458060
>going on /pol/
found your problem if i'm being honest with you lad
>>61458077
>FOY
FOL
>>61458085
>French flag
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA. Fuck off
>>61458015
>kent
Alri billionaire
>>61458085
brit/pol/ has been great since Brexit.
worth a lurk.
>easter monday
you guys don't seriously do this right?
>>61458085
ahaha and toot?
>>61458092
France is honestly more desirable than the UK in pretty much every way
>>61458092
*sound sounds*
hear that
*sounds again*
that's the sound of
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>>61458060
Blairism is cancer
Old Labour actually looked out for the working man, New Labour shuns the working man in favor of some "intellectual elite" class that is driven not by a desire to see the less fortunate uplifted, but to see some weird hybrid of capitalism for the ruling class/communism for the rest come about
Corbyn is Labour's only chance at making it a party of the people again and I believe that he will win the civil war against the shadow cabinet because he is ideologically driven by the 1983(?) manifesto and not by power politics like everyone else
>>61458121
>nigger speaking to a white w/o explicit permission
NO YOUR PLACE YANK
>>61458152
no, YOUR place.
>>61458152
but im native american
thailad why dont you admit im right about your family?
>>61458187
*burns your native american reserve papers*
lmao try doing anything off the reserve now you little fuck
>pic rel is my breakfast
Kill me daddy
>>61458152
Calm down
Your unnecessary aggression leads me to believe that you are a Muslim
>>61458213
i don't eat breakfast nor lunch
check your first world privilege
>>61458213
give us a sip mate
![2ui7uq0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8c1gYL.jpg "2ui7uq0[1].jpg")
Think I'm gonna buy new 5ft vivarium for my snake
LOL
>>>/gsg/146932375
>>61458269
that's a box full of dirt, not a vivarium
poor snek
>>61457693
50 quid per night is fairly expensive if you live there all the time
>>61457693
how the fuck are you affording $1500/month on housing
/brit/ btfo
>>>/vg/146933007
>>61458321
>>61458349
I make 20 k
Rent is 14 k at most for me
>>61458364
sounds really overpriced
>>61456197
Holocaust for fedora's when?
holocaust of poles when?
>>61458426
t. Adolf Iosef Hitler-Dzhugashvili
>>61458473
whenever i see a POOlish complaining about russia, i remember that they deserved to get slaughered as rats by the germans
>>61458426
define holocaust
is this the same Mexican who used to be instagram famous or something then crashed and burned?
Makes sense tbf, both shallow invalids desperate for any sort of recognition to affirm his existence
LOL the aussie loves me
Eating a choccy lads
*slaps you in the nuts*
>>61458519
>people watch other people watch tv
>>61458519
a lot of truth in this one image
Finished my choccy. Now got a few lamingtons then might wank
>>61458549
would be interesting in watching them 2bh
currently munching a durrie and listening to smooth jazz on the veranda
