WE DID IT! /asean/ edition
wtf
daddy's yummies cummies
>Cont from the old thread
I had to break up with my waifu, because she started having a shitty attitude the more the wedding approached. Two days later she visibly gor in a relationship with a nerd from her school who used to stalk me on facebook when we were together and whom I had her call on it.
A few days ago her mom added me on facebook, and when I asked her if there's anything she wants to discuss she said:
>Tidak ada apa-apa.cuma mau berteman aja di fb.selamat ramadhan ya..
What did she mean by this, /ASEAN/?
>>61451520
What The Fuck?
>>61451520
incest is the purest form of love
jangan layan dia tu
siapa bang
dia tu la... yang bukan orang sini
>>61451520
Is it girls wanting to bang a father figure, or fathers wanting to bang their daughters?
>>61451520
Even in hentai, this shit is not arousing
>>61452065
same same
>>61452021
ampung bang saya jangan dipalak bang
ini duit buat ongkos pulang naik angkot bang
>>61451520
I'm starting to think paid views are a thing and where they get those views comes from our server
Being the top 3 are ASEAN nations
I know theres a company in Thailand that gives youtubers instant 20 to 100k views of you pay for them
Of this was hentai anime porn I would believe it
We are too normie to know daddy porn
>>61451873
>>61452124
Dad/Daddy porn is gay porn
>>61452351
>if
>>61452317
Terima kasih ya udah kirim salam sama orang tuanya
>>61451520
>50% of ASEAN countries are top daddy porn searchers
Literally best association
This thread is seriously lacking some heterosexuality
Also pls respond
>>61451685
What did he meant by destroying Imperial Manila?
>>61452856
Does the average flip even know what federalism is?
>>61452856
this >>61451964
>>61452817
God damn, please don't tell me that is your Indo Ex.
Because it will such a waste if you leave those boobies alone.
>>61453006
She is AN Indo Ex but not mariage material unfortunately
tak dengar cakap
I REALLY like daddy-little stuff so it's hot to know flip girls are into it :3
>>61452973
Is he actually a practicing Muslim or are you memeing
>>61453064
biarin aja gan
nggak usah diurusin
>>61451685
>in a relationship with a nerd from her school who used to stalk me on facebook when we were together and whom I had her call on it.
lmao..
you got cucked
>>61453208
I understand how it may seem so Anon. I really do. But it is objectively just a little plot to get back at me by posting over-the-top love declaration to the guy and pics where they are together on Whatsapp. Also she wears a hijab everytime she's in pics with him kek. But if a girl was to cuck me with such a creepy beta she wasn't worthy of my time in the first place and I would gladly accept it.
>>61451520
still doesnt tell anything. how many in numbers/percentage to be exact?
>>61443578
And most of ASEAN need Singapore's technical knowhow and/or funding.
>>61452856
He's making the Phillipines great again. With VIOLENCE.
>>61453369
>gets cucked
>gives no fucks
>would dump the girl
This is... beautiful.
>>61453079
Hello, do you want to meet up? I'm into the same thing as you do, meet me at Langley, Virginia. :)
>>61453079
he's a christian, living in davao, so he had empathy towards muslims and other minorities
>>61453649
>empathy towards minorities
you mean the malaysians and indonesians in sultan kudarat?
>>61451685
>tfw she prefers locals dick more
>>61453602
Except I was the one to dump her anon, and she cried a lot. What do you think her mom adding on FB means? Does she want the D?
>>61452632
ASEAN loves daddy porn, Flipbong searches for cuck
why do ppl always use the term "stalk" instead of "read" or "view" in social medias? i mean they are the ones whos willingly to post their personal info/pics on their profile.
>"hey anon, i read your post yesterday looks like you have problems with your assignment, would you like me to guide you a bit anon?"
>"Ohmaigod did you just stalk me on jewbook?" >:-o
>>61453758
r-rude, gamay oten! >_<
>asean love anime
>asean love ERP
>asean love hentai
>asean love loli
>asean love susu
>asean love incest
>asean love daddy porn
what's next
>>61453649
>he had empathy
So this is the new term for brided
>>61453891
asean love japan
>>61453891
>asean love's (You)
kyaaaah~
>>61453838
special snowflakes want to feel important just like how they labelled everyone that disagree with them as haters
>>61453930
*Bribed
wtf
>>61452351
Clickfarms? I thought Bangladesh's cheaper
That's what Jared did in Silicon Valley
>>61453891
>asean loves chinks
>>61453939
>>61453891
/asean/ loves a 17 year old Kanna Hashimoto's cum face
>>61453738
I have no idea. I'd love a translation of her comment to know more.
>>61453723
Haha no hard feelings if that's the case. I am open to the possibility that she just wanted to see what foreign dick looks like and then got scared when things got serious, so she went back to familiar 7cm dicks.
>>61453939
>>61453954
arigatou
I love asean, too
>>61453999
>>61454019
I know
btw, the spread of daddy porn culture isn't nihon's fault
I'd say sorry about ERP and hentai, though
Where the fuck is the haze la ?
>>61454057
Basically "Hi happy ramadan to you. No there's nothing I want to discuss, I just wanted to be friends with you on FB". Keep in mind that the mom is still quite young (she's 42) and bangable.
>>61453891
Bara
>>61454300
I don't know lah, look at my butt more
>>61454268
>7cm
How do you know? Have you seen his dick before?
>>61453738
>>61453723
Indo women are for Indo men.
ASEAN women loves the SEAmen
>>61454338
Just a guess
>>61454372
That wasn't my experience visiting your lovely region, I don't think ASEAN women got the memo
>>61454431
Then you probably guessed it wrong.
>>61454553
usah layan sgt budak nie sepanjang die lurking x habis2 hina kitaorg
>>61454595
betul tu.
>>61454595
susu?
>>61454632
pekat
>>61454310
Take it at face value until she shows signs she wants you?
I have little experience with women and I'm a social retard.
>>61454595
can you type it on chinese thanks
>>61454656
manis
>>61454675
不言沿模具聂男孩SGT潜伏点¯x habis2臭名昭著kitaorg
google translate, i hope you can read
>>61454660
>Take it at face value until she shows signs she wants you?
Yeah, it's just a nice little fantasy to bang your ex-future mother in law. Funnily enough, in old times, it was tradition in my country, for mothers in laws to bang grooms, on the first night after the wedding to show them how it's done.
>I have little experience with women and I'm a social retard.
Aww why anon? You have some absolutely delicious waifus in your part of the world. And probably the hottest indian chicks in the world.
>be the kind of Thailand
>young cheap postititutes everywhere
>this is my wife
Explain yourself
>>61454752
true love
>>61454752
it's the beauty on the inside that counts
>>61454752
shes probably the rare decent ones in thailand considering most girls in Thai have penises
>>61454621
dua singgit dua singgit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHKATmqz6nw
>>61454752
Your post just shows that western culture doesn't know anything about love
>>61453849
Puting Ina cuck
>>61452817
This aint /hc/ kid
>>61454752
>Implying forming a power-couple with a classy old wife, and banging young cheap prostitutes are mutually exclusive
>Just look at the Clintons
>>61454870
what item is worth 2 for a ringgie?
>>61454905
No idea what /hc/ is, b-but moar?
>>61454752
You mean Bangkok right? not all places in Thailand has prostitutes
>>61454937
everything worth 2 for a ringgit if you believe in it
>>61454992
>>61454752
P A T R I C I A N T A S T E
Also, he married her before the whores things.
>>61454746
I am extremely antisocial to begin with. That, and the career path I am committed to right now leaves little time to socialize. (Game design is hella rough)
>>61455147
<Flip waifu I met in Saudi Arabia. She later had to flee the country because her employer tried to rape her. God bless her, she was an absolute sweetheart and one of the few worthwhile people I met there.
>>61454992
Singawhore
>>61455269
9/10 body
6/10 face
>>61455269
>>61455270
I should come to /asean/ for dating advice. Those girls are qts.
>>61455211
>(Game design is hella rough)
Nice! I agree, career first. As the saying goes you can never lose women chasing money, but you certainly can lose money chasing women
>>61455270
Thanks for making /Asean/ straight again Anon.
I propose the following theme: Pics of girls where you can see the outline of their pussy through their clothes. Pic related.
>>61455147
What school is that?
Most likely somewhere in Manila.
>>61455389
I dont wanna get 3 day ban dude
>>61455409
Di ko alam, nakita ko lang yan sa FB page na Bacolod Superwild
>>61455310
Yes pretty much, although that pic doesn't do her face justice. Pic related is a more accurate face pic.
messy thread
>>61455462
Oh I didn't realise this was against the rules. I think I have enough for a good fap session anyway, if you will excuse me for a few minutes gentlemen
Is she cute?
>>61455742
Would marry
Every time, literally every time I've met a Filipino man in the states they've been a gay bottom looking for a bigger, stronger guy to fuck them. I mean, I'm not complaining, tiny Asians are nice to dump cum in regardless of sex, but do you guys just ship your gays here or some shit?
>>61453079
Oh god
Must t lewd 6desdi-
FUCK
Pertamax
YES I AM INTO A DADDY GIRL THING
oh no i'm still fasting rite now
POST asean /hightest/ girls
>>61456061
>>61456061
is such girls exist? most girls here are either unhealthy fat and skeletons
>>61456061
>>61455959
She was a boy though.
>>61456061
>> /hightest/
>>61456148
u serious?? shes a DUDE???
24 hours before inauguration of our newest president and vice-president.
>>61456098
Where's the rest
Stop posting 3DPD degeneracy
/asean/ threads are for kawaii 2D grills
be my gf I'll be your daddy
>be me uni student live in dorms
>cant cook 4 shit only instanoodles
>cook rice, panfry sausages and eggs nice and simple
>Add few drops of pic related
>Feelsgoodbumiputramalaysia.jpg
>>61456203
yes
>>61456317
hug me daddy
>>61456432
kecap?
>>61456514
Okay.
(Best dad coming through)
Should I go lose my virginity in SEA?
I hate daddy fetish. Where is the femdom?
>>61456432
bagus la jimat sikit kalau masak sendiri
http://allsingaporeanstuff.blogspot.co.id/2016/06/sex-cafe-soon-to-open-in-singapore-that.html
wtf i love singapoor now
>>61456659
you have to pass the test by getting laid on your own country or else you'll just wasting your travel monez coming here for nothing
>>61456660
Daddy fetish is disgusting. Mommy fetish is best
>>61456722
you mean old hag fetish?
>>61456722
I am thinking of Freud right now
>>61451520
>puerto rico is 9th
i was not aware of this
>>61456824
sigmund freud?
>>61456888
But are you aware of those Triple 8s?
>>61451520
wtf, all porn site are blocked in indomieland. bs pic
>>61456913
fuck yea mang
>Be me
>Tell Indo GF about jews and their lies and how they are responsible for everything bad that happened to me
>"Is that like people who don't believe in God?''
I was wondering Asea, don't you have jews?
>>61456969
6969 bitches
>>61456977
jews are banned here
>>61454702
>臭名昭著
kek
>>61456995
Noice
>>61456977
>tfw jews have been insisting they are the holy ancestor of japanese
>tfw some retards still believing this shitty meme
>>61457189
DO NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>61456995
oh shit btfo
is there a reason beyong "fugg da IJDF"?
>>61456995
>>61456977
we saved them in WW2
>>61457189
They are also promoting the idea to the french, that jews invented the French language and are behind french culture
>>61457257
>>61456995
Based
>>61457253
mostly Palestine related, war crimes and stuff
our previous PM is also antisemite/ antiwest (with J00Z you lose)
Besides its the Jews nature to be exiled everywhere
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm
>>61457364
>>61456977
Singapore was very briefly ruled by a Jew.
He was a ton better than Lee Kuan Yew.
>>61457426
Yes, because the rulers of those times hated the Jews and fucking started it.
Yes, Israel today is a hate-filled xenophobic place where they have become their enemies, but honestly, reading the Protocols of the Elders of Zion isn't healthy or historically accurate.
>mfw this triggers my inner /his/
>>61457499
The thing with jew is that individually, some of them are total bros and all around great people. It's just another jew trick.
>>61454330
That's cheating, you're just combining to things from the previous list.
>>61457613
>Elders of Zion
that sounded like some edgy gay scifi videogame.
is their whole existence is based on lies?
>>61457543
to access the chinese market way back when
>>61457613
>Tfw you suddenly become aware of the existence of /his/ and how it''s the online community you've been confusely trying to find all your life
I pack an 11
I pack an 11
>>61457543
we ask the same thing
you just wanted to fuck up Spain's territories
>>61458023
what did he mean by this
>>61455211
> game design
> hella rough
maybe you should have went to an ITE
>>61456891
Yeah. This is now an Electra Complex tread
>>61458244
The gaming industry is not a comfy ride, no matter what >kotaku and >polygon might have you think.
And Singapore actively discourages people to learn a tradeskill.
I'm going to Vietnam, what are the things I must avoid?
Other than going to Vietnam
>>61456098
>ass looks flat
She has a great rack though
>>61456061
>hightest
>>61456098
>>61456132
Here's what >>61456061 meant by /hightest/
>>61456243
Dudirty will be on the CIA's drone strike list
Leni will swear an oath aboard a US destroyer
>>61451520
FUCKING DARKIES GET OUT REEEEEE, LESBO PORN FTW
GOD FUCKING LIGHTNING I WAS DOING SOME PROJECT AND FUCKING CANT RECOVER
Why aseans became so lewd?
I've thought you guys are pure and dis like anime or other slutty things unlike japanese.
Come here, I must deliver you guys from ecchi matters
>>61459684
We are cute lewd silly Nippon, just like your animaes
>>61451520
Philippines was a mistake
>>61459684
That faggot looks like a girl. Japs are so bad at making male characters.
>>61459684
ASEAN was always lewd.
>>61451520
>Greece
Yea that makes sense.
>>61459771
Can't make male characters, you say.
>>61459771
Looks like a faggot, you say.
>>61459771
That's a girl silly burger boi
>>61459771
CAN'T MAKE RELATABLE MALE CAHARACTERS WHO JUST WANTED A COMFY LIFE AND NOT WAGE WAR, YOU SAY
>>61458741
Avoid northerner, they cunt, except mountaineer.
Middle and far Southern are fine as long it's in the city and eat in place that have prices on the menu.
ARE INTERNET CAFES KILL UNDER DUTDUTS MINOR CURFEW?
>>61460023
wouldnt the wire trip and electrify them?
>>61460088
Its photoshopped
>>61460088
You seem to forget which race is the most powerful
>>61460023
there's some kond of law that already bans computer gaming shops that are close to schools since 2013. With out gaming shops will naturally die unless they offer printing and photocopies.
Just had a car crash desu I am panic. Hit by lorry in the roundabout as it head to an intersection from the wrong lane WHILE no direction signals.
I'm making a police report for insurance saying it was a hit and run.
>>61460281
Dont lie, there might be cctvs there
shinkansen
it's getting cold isn't?
lmao what the fuck boys
>>61460340
I know pinoys prefer chink train than shinkansen
LIKE INDONS
>>61459771
SAY THAT TO ME IRL AND I'LL PUNCH YOUR RETARD FACE, FAGGOT.
>>61460417
Sorry, we prefer our own trains.
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/06/26/1596759/dost-pnr-launch-hybrid-electric-train
>>61460417
>tfw most people happy that Japan made a proposal for high speed train project
>tfw most people mad when hearing China won the high speed train project
That was really shitfest when that happened desu.
>>61460281
>Hit by lorry
Fuck them lorries are shit. they always drop objects irresponsibly on highways and neglect road safety. they even leave their worn out tyres in the middle of the road or abandoned their lorries when its malfunction and cause massive jam
>in the roundabout as it head to an intersection from the wrong lane WHILE no direction signals.
it happens to me once with an old perdana car. it visibly scarred my moms vios. accidents are bound to happen in roundabout when faggots dont even use their indicators
>tfw when 4 years of driving accident free with clean driving record despite overspeeding until this shit happens
>>61460417
I prefer my own train, the hardest and longest of them all
>>61459684
This face means that she's about to sneeze.
>>61460451
we can make our own trains now?
>>61460417
maybe china is cheaper??
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>61460461
That was emblematic case for us which proved indonesian politicians all love chinkland than Japan.
>>61456722
>>61459316
>lesbo porn
>mommy fetish
Eeeww desu
pleb taste.
>>61460461
When will Indon exterminate commies?
>>61460461
I'm not surprised.
China has a very poor track record when it comes to making safe trains.
>>61456660
>femdom
muh chink
>>61460710
not only trains but everything including escalators
someone post that gif/webm.
>>61460711
Yandere chink femdom?
>>61460772
stop
i am fasting
>>61460710
I couldn't even laugh when they tried to bury all proof and spruce up them
>>61460736
this webm?
>>61460802
Maaf Zahir Dan batin
>>61460866
kek silly kot soo qt :3
>>61460875
zahirnya kotoran itu terlihat
kesucian terlindung jua
RAMADAN TIBA RAMADAN TIBA
>>61460931
Aku maaf
when is raya lads? i forgot. lost count with the days
>>61461137
tomorrow
>>61461154
fck you
>>61460461
That's because chinklad went absolute madman with the offer
>>61461098
kamu bukan ashraf?
>>61460866
Has anyone here trained their kot to poo in the loo successfully?
>>61461184
No. Saya Babi cina hehehe
>>61461216
I used to train my dog not to pee and shit inside the house if that counts...
>>61461320
don't reply to me or my post ever again
>>61460704
SOON
O
O
N
>>61461320
>babi cina
Babi dari cina?
HAHAHAHA BABI
HAHAHAHA DARI CINA LAGI
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>61461444
wow wow wow lasist
>>61461444
Ya lah, ketawa sahaje
>>61461413
Sedihlah ku
>>61461444
IDUD LAGI HAHAHAHAHAHA
dua singgit dua singgit
>>61456432
enjoy your kidney stones lad
>>61451520
The Top ten countries are know to have click farms and bot armies
>>61461615
ayam goreng ayam goreng
>>61456432
>>61461745
the best one desu
>>61456432
bottoms up time?
>>61461847
It's not soy sauce you fucking jap.
>>61459976
But the family is from the north
>>61461847
Tell me about yourself.
>>61461952
I know square malay kun
>>61455992
Yes. They serves as our additional cum resevior/collectors.
>>61462085
you first
>>61462165
Well, here's a little bit about me - I love you.
>>61462225
To be the Queen of dragons, she whore herself to millions of men
>>61462258
Don't be so disgusting indog.
>>61462225
>LOOK AT ME! I'M ACTIIINNGGG!!
>61462343
Fuck (You)
>>61462258
d don't make fun of me indon
>>61462365
>>61462274
>>61462225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_BpoPIB3c
Imagine if Cersei will win and kill her in the end
I bet it would be the biggest leftist upset since BREXIT
here comes the erpfaggots to ruin the thread
>>61451520
Those searches must be from foreigners. 99% of Vietnamese doesn't know what the fuck daddy porn mean nor do they go to pornhub. There are better local sites.
>>61462050
You will regret.
>>61462565
DAMAGE CONTOL!!!
>>61462565
>There are better local sites.
hmmm
>>61461830
MAGGI Savor Chillimansi is the best of them all
If you guys do any erp, something bad will happen.
>>61462667
>criticize ERP on DADDY PORN thread
so diverse
>>61462717
Don't push me jap. Just one more word and something really bad will happen.
