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WE DID IT! /asean/ edition
wtf
daddy's yummies cummies
>Cont from the old thread
I had to break up with my waifu, because she started having a shitty attitude the more the wedding approached. Two days later she visibly gor in a relationship with a nerd from her school who used to stalk me on facebook when we were together and whom I had her call on it.
A few days ago her mom added me on facebook, and when I asked her if there's anything she wants to discuss she said:
>Tidak ada apa-apa.cuma mau berteman aja di fb.selamat ramadhan ya..
What did she mean by this, /ASEAN/?
>>61451520
What The Fuck?
>>61451520
incest is the purest form of love
jangan layan dia tu
siapa bang
dia tu la... yang bukan orang sini
>>61451520
Is it girls wanting to bang a father figure, or fathers wanting to bang their daughters?
>>61451520
Even in hentai, this shit is not arousing
>>61452065
same same
>>61452021
ampung bang saya jangan dipalak bang
ini duit buat ongkos pulang naik angkot bang
>>61451520
I'm starting to think paid views are a thing and where they get those views comes from our server
Being the top 3 are ASEAN nations
I know theres a company in Thailand that gives youtubers instant 20 to 100k views of you pay for them
Of this was hentai anime porn I would believe it
We are too normie to know daddy porn
>>61451873
>>61452124
Dad/Daddy porn is gay porn
>>61452351
>if
>>61452317
Terima kasih ya udah kirim salam sama orang tuanya
>>61451520
>50% of ASEAN countries are top daddy porn searchers
Literally best association
This thread is seriously lacking some heterosexuality
Also pls respond
>>61451685
What did he meant by destroying Imperial Manila?
>>61452856
Does the average flip even know what federalism is?
>>61452856
this >>61451964
>>61452817
God damn, please don't tell me that is your Indo Ex.
Because it will such a waste if you leave those boobies alone.
>>61453006
She is AN Indo Ex but not mariage material unfortunately
tak dengar cakap
I REALLY like daddy-little stuff so it's hot to know flip girls are into it :3
>>61452973
Is he actually a practicing Muslim or are you memeing
>>61453064
biarin aja gan
nggak usah diurusin
>>61451685
>in a relationship with a nerd from her school who used to stalk me on facebook when we were together and whom I had her call on it.
lmao..
you got cucked
>>61453208
I understand how it may seem so Anon. I really do. But it is objectively just a little plot to get back at me by posting over-the-top love declaration to the guy and pics where they are together on Whatsapp. Also she wears a hijab everytime she's in pics with him kek. But if a girl was to cuck me with such a creepy beta she wasn't worthy of my time in the first place and I would gladly accept it.
>>61451520
still doesnt tell anything. how many in numbers/percentage to be exact?
>>61443578
And most of ASEAN need Singapore's technical knowhow and/or funding.
>>61452856
He's making the Phillipines great again. With VIOLENCE.
>>61453369
>gets cucked
>gives no fucks
>would dump the girl
This is... beautiful.
>>61453079
Hello, do you want to meet up? I'm into the same thing as you do, meet me at Langley, Virginia. :)
>>61453079
he's a christian, living in davao, so he had empathy towards muslims and other minorities
>>61453649
>empathy towards minorities
you mean the malaysians and indonesians in sultan kudarat?
>>61451685
>tfw she prefers locals dick more
>>61453602
Except I was the one to dump her anon, and she cried a lot. What do you think her mom adding on FB means? Does she want the D?
>>61452632
ASEAN loves daddy porn, Flipbong searches for cuck
why do ppl always use the term "stalk" instead of "read" or "view" in social medias? i mean they are the ones whos willingly to post their personal info/pics on their profile.
>"hey anon, i read your post yesterday looks like you have problems with your assignment, would you like me to guide you a bit anon?"
>"Ohmaigod did you just stalk me on jewbook?" >:-o
>>61453758
r-rude, gamay oten! >_<
>asean love anime
>asean love ERP
>asean love hentai
>asean love loli
>asean love susu
>asean love incest
>asean love daddy porn
what's next
>>61453649
>he had empathy
So this is the new term for brided
>>61453891
asean love japan
>>61453891
>asean love's (You)
kyaaaah~
>>61453838
special snowflakes want to feel important just like how they labelled everyone that disagree with them as haters
>>61453930
*Bribed
wtf
>>61452351
Clickfarms? I thought Bangladesh's cheaper
That's what Jared did in Silicon Valley
>>61453891
>asean loves chinks
>>61453939
>>61453891
/asean/ loves a 17 year old Kanna Hashimoto's cum face
>>61453738
I have no idea. I'd love a translation of her comment to know more.
>>61453723
Haha no hard feelings if that's the case. I am open to the possibility that she just wanted to see what foreign dick looks like and then got scared when things got serious, so she went back to familiar 7cm dicks.
>>61453939
>>61453954
arigatou
I love asean, too
>>61453999
>>61454019
I know
btw, the spread of daddy porn culture isn't nihon's fault
I'd say sorry about ERP and hentai, though
Where the fuck is the haze la ?
>>61454057
Basically "Hi happy ramadan to you. No there's nothing I want to discuss, I just wanted to be friends with you on FB". Keep in mind that the mom is still quite young (she's 42) and bangable.
>>61454300
I don't know lah, look at my butt more
>>61454268
>7cm
How do you know? Have you seen his dick before?
>>61453738
>>61453723
Indo women are for Indo men.
ASEAN women loves the SEAmen
>>61454338
Just a guess
>>61454372
That wasn't my experience visiting your lovely region, I don't think ASEAN women got the memo
>>61454431
Then you probably guessed it wrong.
>>61454553
usah layan sgt budak nie sepanjang die lurking x habis2 hina kitaorg
>>61454595
betul tu.
>>61454595
susu?
>>61454310
Take it at face value until she shows signs she wants you?
I have little experience with women and I'm a social retard.
>>61454595
can you type it on chinese thanks
>>61454656
manis
>>61454675
不言沿模具聂男孩SGT潜伏点¯x habis2臭名昭著kitaorg
google translate, i hope you can read
>>61454660
>Take it at face value until she shows signs she wants you?
Yeah, it's just a nice little fantasy to bang your ex-future mother in law. Funnily enough, in old times, it was tradition in my country, for mothers in laws to bang grooms, on the first night after the wedding to show them how it's done.
>I have little experience with women and I'm a social retard.
Aww why anon? You have some absolutely delicious waifus in your part of the world. And probably the hottest indian chicks in the world.
>be the kind of Thailand
>young cheap postititutes everywhere
>this is my wife
Explain yourself
>>61454752
true love
>>61454752
it's the beauty on the inside that counts
>>61454752
shes probably the rare decent ones in thailand considering most girls in Thai have penises
>>61454621
dua singgit dua singgit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHKATmqz6nw
>>61454752
Your post just shows that western culture doesn't know anything about love
>>61453849
Puting Ina cuck
>>61452817
This aint /hc/ kid
>>61454752
>Implying forming a power-couple with a classy old wife, and banging young cheap prostitutes are mutually exclusive
>Just look at the Clintons
>>61454870
what item is worth 2 for a ringgie?
>>61454905
No idea what /hc/ is, b-but moar?
>>61454752
You mean Bangkok right? not all places in Thailand has prostitutes
>>61454937
everything worth 2 for a ringgit if you believe in it
>>61454992
>>61454752
P A T R I C I A N T A S T E
Also, he married her before the whores things.
>>61454746
I am extremely antisocial to begin with. That, and the career path I am committed to right now leaves little time to socialize. (Game design is hella rough)
>>61455147
<Flip waifu I met in Saudi Arabia. She later had to flee the country because her employer tried to rape her. God bless her, she was an absolute sweetheart and one of the few worthwhile people I met there.
>>61454992
Singawhore
>>61455269
9/10 body
6/10 face
>>61455269
>>61455270
I should come to /asean/ for dating advice. Those girls are qts.
>>61455211
>(Game design is hella rough)
Nice! I agree, career first. As the saying goes you can never lose women chasing money, but you certainly can lose money chasing women
>>61455270
Thanks for making /Asean/ straight again Anon.
I propose the following theme: Pics of girls where you can see the outline of their pussy through their clothes. Pic related.
>>61455147
What school is that?
Most likely somewhere in Manila.
>>61455389
I dont wanna get 3 day ban dude
>>61455409
Di ko alam, nakita ko lang yan sa FB page na Bacolod Superwild
>>61455310
Yes pretty much, although that pic doesn't do her face justice. Pic related is a more accurate face pic.
messy thread
>>61455462
Oh I didn't realise this was against the rules. I think I have enough for a good fap session anyway, if you will excuse me for a few minutes gentlemen
Is she cute?
>>61455742
Would marry
Every time, literally every time I've met a Filipino man in the states they've been a gay bottom looking for a bigger, stronger guy to fuck them. I mean, I'm not complaining, tiny Asians are nice to dump cum in regardless of sex, but do you guys just ship your gays here or some shit?
>>61453079
Oh god
Must t lewd 6desdi-
FUCK
Pertamax
YES I AM INTO A DADDY GIRL THING
oh no i'm still fasting rite now
POST asean /hightest/ girls
>>61456061
is such girls exist? most girls here are either unhealthy fat and skeletons
>>61455959
She was a boy though.
>>61456061
>> /hightest/
>>61456148
u serious?? shes a DUDE???
24 hours before inauguration of our newest president and vice-president.
>>61456098
Where's the rest
Stop posting 3DPD degeneracy
/asean/ threads are for kawaii 2D grills
be my gf I'll be your daddy
>be me uni student live in dorms
>cant cook 4 shit only instanoodles
>cook rice, panfry sausages and eggs nice and simple
>Add few drops of pic related
>Feelsgoodbumiputramalaysia.jpg
>>61456203
yes
>>61456317
hug me daddy
>>61456432
kecap?
>>61456514
Okay.
(Best dad coming through)
Should I go lose my virginity in SEA?
I hate daddy fetish. Where is the femdom?
>>61456432
bagus la jimat sikit kalau masak sendiri
http://allsingaporeanstuff.blogspot.co.id/2016/06/sex-cafe-soon-to-open-in-singapore-that.html
wtf i love singapoor now
>>61456659
you have to pass the test by getting laid on your own country or else you'll just wasting your travel monez coming here for nothing
>>61456660
Daddy fetish is disgusting. Mommy fetish is best
>>61456722
you mean old hag fetish?
>>61456722
I am thinking of Freud right now
>>61451520
>puerto rico is 9th
i was not aware of this
>>61456824
sigmund freud?
>>61456888
But are you aware of those Triple 8s?
>>61451520
wtf, all porn site are blocked in indomieland. bs pic
>>61456913
fuck yea mang
>Be me
>Tell Indo GF about jews and their lies and how they are responsible for everything bad that happened to me
>"Is that like people who don't believe in God?''
I was wondering Asea, don't you have jews?
>>61456969
6969 bitches
>>61456977
jews are banned here
>>61454702
>臭名昭著
kek
>>61456995
Noice
>>61456977
>tfw jews have been insisting they are the holy ancestor of japanese
>tfw some retards still believing this shitty meme
>>61457189
DO NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>61456995
oh shit btfo
is there a reason beyong "fugg da IJDF"?
>>61456995
>>61456977
we saved them in WW2
>>61457189
They are also promoting the idea to the french, that jews invented the French language and are behind french culture
>>61456995
Based
>>61457253
mostly Palestine related, war crimes and stuff
our previous PM is also antisemite/ antiwest (with J00Z you lose)
Besides its the Jews nature to be exiled everywhere
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm
>>61456977
Singapore was very briefly ruled by a Jew.
He was a ton better than Lee Kuan Yew.
>>61457426
Yes, because the rulers of those times hated the Jews and fucking started it.
Yes, Israel today is a hate-filled xenophobic place where they have become their enemies, but honestly, reading the Protocols of the Elders of Zion isn't healthy or historically accurate.
>mfw this triggers my inner /his/
>>61457499
The thing with jew is that individually, some of them are total bros and all around great people. It's just another jew trick.
>>61454330
That's cheating, you're just combining to things from the previous list.
>>61457613
>Elders of Zion
that sounded like some edgy gay scifi videogame.
is their whole existence is based on lies?
>>61457543
to access the chinese market way back when
>>61457613
>Tfw you suddenly become aware of the existence of /his/ and how it''s the online community you've been confusely trying to find all your life
I pack an 11
I pack an 11
>>61457543
we ask the same thing
you just wanted to fuck up Spain's territories
>>61458023
what did he mean by this
>>61455211
> game design
> hella rough
maybe you should have went to an ITE
>>61456891
Yeah. This is now an Electra Complex tread
>>61458244
The gaming industry is not a comfy ride, no matter what >kotaku and >polygon might have you think.
And Singapore actively discourages people to learn a tradeskill.
I'm going to Vietnam, what are the things I must avoid?
Other than going to Vietnam
>>61456098
>ass looks flat
She has a great rack though
>>61456061
>hightest
>>61456098
>>61456132
Here's what >>61456061 meant by /hightest/
>>61456243
Dudirty will be on the CIA's drone strike list
Leni will swear an oath aboard a US destroyer
>>61451520
FUCKING DARKIES GET OUT REEEEEE, LESBO PORN FTW
GOD FUCKING LIGHTNING I WAS DOING SOME PROJECT AND FUCKING CANT RECOVER
Why aseans became so lewd?
I've thought you guys are pure and dis like anime or other slutty things unlike japanese.
Come here, I must deliver you guys from ecchi matters
>>61459684
We are cute lewd silly Nippon, just like your animaes
>>61451520
Philippines was a mistake
>>61459684
That faggot looks like a girl. Japs are so bad at making male characters.
>>61459684
ASEAN was always lewd.
>>61451520
>Greece
Yea that makes sense.
>>61459771
Can't make male characters, you say.
>>61459771
Looks like a faggot, you say.
>>61459771
That's a girl silly burger boi
>>61459771
CAN'T MAKE RELATABLE MALE CAHARACTERS WHO JUST WANTED A COMFY LIFE AND NOT WAGE WAR, YOU SAY
>>61458741
Avoid northerner, they cunt, except mountaineer.
Middle and far Southern are fine as long it's in the city and eat in place that have prices on the menu.
ARE INTERNET CAFES KILL UNDER DUTDUTS MINOR CURFEW?
>>61460023
wouldnt the wire trip and electrify them?
>>61460088
Its photoshopped
>>61460088
You seem to forget which race is the most powerful
>>61460023
there's some kond of law that already bans computer gaming shops that are close to schools since 2013. With out gaming shops will naturally die unless they offer printing and photocopies.
Just had a car crash desu I am panic. Hit by lorry in the roundabout as it head to an intersection from the wrong lane WHILE no direction signals.
I'm making a police report for insurance saying it was a hit and run.
>>61460281
Dont lie, there might be cctvs there
shinkansen
it's getting cold isn't?
lmao what the fuck boys
>>61460340
I know pinoys prefer chink train than shinkansen
LIKE INDONS
>>61459771
SAY THAT TO ME IRL AND I'LL PUNCH YOUR RETARD FACE, FAGGOT.
>>61460417
Sorry, we prefer our own trains.
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/06/26/1596759/dost-pnr-launch-hybrid-electric-train
>>61460417
>tfw most people happy that Japan made a proposal for high speed train project
>tfw most people mad when hearing China won the high speed train project
That was really shitfest when that happened desu.
>>61460281
>Hit by lorry
Fuck them lorries are shit. they always drop objects irresponsibly on highways and neglect road safety. they even leave their worn out tyres in the middle of the road or abandoned their lorries when its malfunction and cause massive jam
>in the roundabout as it head to an intersection from the wrong lane WHILE no direction signals.
it happens to me once with an old perdana car. it visibly scarred my moms vios. accidents are bound to happen in roundabout when faggots dont even use their indicators
>tfw when 4 years of driving accident free with clean driving record despite overspeeding until this shit happens
>>61460417
I prefer my own train, the hardest and longest of them all
>>61459684
This face means that she's about to sneeze.
>>61460451
we can make our own trains now?
>>61460417
maybe china is cheaper??
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>61460461
That was emblematic case for us which proved indonesian politicians all love chinkland than Japan.
>>61456722
>>61459316
>lesbo porn
>mommy fetish
Eeeww desu
pleb taste.
>>61460461
When will Indon exterminate commies?
>>61460461
I'm not surprised.
China has a very poor track record when it comes to making safe trains.
>>61456660
>femdom
muh chink
>>61460710
not only trains but everything including escalators
someone post that gif/webm.
>>61460711
Yandere chink femdom?
>>61460772
stop
i am fasting
>>61460710
I couldn't even laugh when they tried to bury all proof and spruce up them
>>61460736
this webm?
>>61460802
Maaf Zahir Dan batin
>>61460866
kek silly kot soo qt :3
>>61460875
zahirnya kotoran itu terlihat
kesucian terlindung jua
RAMADAN TIBA RAMADAN TIBA
>>61460931
Aku maaf
when is raya lads? i forgot. lost count with the days
>>61461137
tomorrow
>>61461154
fck you
>>61460461
That's because chinklad went absolute madman with the offer
>>61461098
kamu bukan ashraf?
>>61460866
Has anyone here trained their kot to poo in the loo successfully?
>>61461184
No. Saya Babi cina hehehe
>>61461216
I used to train my dog not to pee and shit inside the house if that counts...
>>61461320
don't reply to me or my post ever again
>>61460704
SOON
O
O
N
>>61461320
>babi cina
Babi dari cina?
HAHAHAHA BABI
HAHAHAHA DARI CINA LAGI
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>61461444
wow wow wow lasist
>>61461444
Ya lah, ketawa sahaje
>>61461413
Sedihlah ku
>>61461444
IDUD LAGI HAHAHAHAHAHA
dua singgit dua singgit
>>61456432
enjoy your kidney stones lad
>>61451520
The Top ten countries are know to have click farms and bot armies
>>61461615
ayam goreng ayam goreng
>>61456432
>>61461745
the best one desu
>>61456432
bottoms up time?
>>61461847
It's not soy sauce you fucking jap.
>>61459976
But the family is from the north
>>61461847
Tell me about yourself.
>>61461952
I know square malay kun
>>61455992
Yes. They serves as our additional cum resevior/collectors.
>>61462085
you first
>>61462165
Well, here's a little bit about me - I love you.
>>61462225
To be the Queen of dragons, she whore herself to millions of men
>>61462258
Don't be so disgusting indog.
>>61462225
>LOOK AT ME! I'M ACTIIINNGGG!!
>61462343
Fuck (You)
>>61462258
d don't make fun of me indon
>>61462365
>>61462274
>>61462225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_BpoPIB3c
Imagine if Cersei will win and kill her in the end
I bet it would be the biggest leftist upset since BREXIT
here comes the erpfaggots to ruin the thread
>>61451520
Those searches must be from foreigners. 99% of Vietnamese doesn't know what the fuck daddy porn mean nor do they go to pornhub. There are better local sites.
>>61462050
You will regret.
>>61462565
DAMAGE CONTOL!!!
>>61462565
>There are better local sites.
hmmm
>>61461830
MAGGI Savor Chillimansi is the best of them all
If you guys do any erp, something bad will happen.
>>61462667
>criticize ERP on DADDY PORN thread
so diverse
>>61462717
Don't push me jap. Just one more word and something really bad will happen.
>>61462717
So you single handedly brought back ERP faggotry and now you're embracing it?
>>61462729
do it. inshallah
>>61452381
Wait what?
>>61462729
allahu akbar
The month of Ramadhan is not like any other month; its purpose is to rid man of those habits which he has accumulated throughout the rest of the year. It is a month that prepares man for the remaining eleven months by teaching him discipline and self control. Thus, Allah has made some acts which are beloved to man, like eating, drinking and fulfilling one’s desires, Haraam. If man can control these desires in this month, which are usually permissible for him, then he can surely control himself from other desires which are not permissible throughout the remaining months.
This blessed month has been sent by Allah to His bondsmen so that can create a connection and draw closer to Allah by reaping the many rewards that lie in this month. A person who has been given the opportunity to be present in this month can take this as a sign that Allah Ta’ala has given him another opportunity to draw closer to Him and earn His paradise through worship in this month.
In this month we will be given many opportunities, as mentioned above to reform ourselves and seek forgiveness for our bad sins. This is a month of reformation and self reflection, where a believer can ponder of over spirituality and piety and bring a change for the better. The Prophet of Allah صلي الله عليه و سلم has clearly stated:
مَنْ لَمْ يَدَعْ قَوْلَ الزُّورِ وَالْعَمَلَ بِهِ فَلَيْسَ لِلَّهِ حَاجَةٌ فِي أَنْ يَدَعَ طَعَامَهُ وَشَرَابَهُ
“Whoever does not give up lying and evil actions, then Allah is not in need of his leaving his food and drink” [Saheeh al-Bukhari]
>>61462868
It is clear from this Hadeeth which has been narrated on the authority of Hadrhat Abu Huraira رضي الله عنه that Allah is not in need of any person to leave his food or drink. Allah is far from needs and desires. However, it is the mercy of Allah that He wants each and every person to leave those things which will lead him to the hellfire and by controlling one’s desires throughout this month it is hoped that one will be able to control himself throughout the following months also.
For those who can relate, we can look at the month of Ramadhan like an MOT test. It is vital to be on form during this test. Once the test is over then we should be at a standard where we can continue through the following months. Indeed, there will be repairs and faults in between, but these will be minor and can be dealt with on the spot.
May Allah Ta’ala make us successful in this test, for the one who is unsuccessful in this test may not be given an opportunity for a re-test.
ان جبرئيل عرض لي فقال بعد من ادرك رمضان فلم يغفر له قلت آمين
“Jibreel came to me and said, ‘Whoever reaches the month of Ramadan and does not have his sins forgiven and so enters the Fire, then may Allah distance him, say ameen.” So I said “Ameen” [Mustadrak al-Haakim]
>>61462891
In summary, the month of Ramadhan has been made so that mankind can take benefit of the merits and blessings contained within to change themselves for the better and by doing so create a bond with Allah that will continue throughout the eleven remaining months.
It is a month within which Allah has instructed us to place more emphasis on actions regarding our Deen (religion) as opposed to our daily routine and emphasis on worldly matters.
I pray that this information comes in use and aids the readers in preparing for the month of Ramadhan.
As a reminder, please commit the following Du’a to memory and make a habit of reciting it daily until the day of Ramdhan.
اللهم بارك لنا في رجب وشعبان وبلغنا رمضان
“O Allah, make the months of Rajab and Sha’ban blessed for us, and let us reach the month of Ramadhan.” [Musnad-e-Ahmed]
Ramadan is the month of fasting, standing, generosity, self-evaluation, patience and the Qur’aan. Indeed there are many groups and paths regarding the month of Ramadan. Let’s see which group we belong to.
The first group:
is a group that sees Ramadan as a time of restrictions and preventions; a time of prohibitions from desires and lust. They do not comprehend the benefits of Ramadan. You will find them lazy and tired. They fast with great difficulties while continuing in backbiting, lying and other sins. They see the fast as nothing more than an obstacle in front of their desires.
As for the second group:
it is a group that sees the month of amadan as a month of food and drink. Most of their time is consumed going and coming from the grocery store purchasing food for themselves, families and guests. Ramadan doesn’t increase them except in appetite. We know that consuming lots of foods will cause fatigue and laziness. The worst thing that the sons of Adam can fill is their stomachs. In addition, some from amongst them actually gain weight in Ramadan.
>>61462931
As for the third group:
they know nothing of Ramadan except that it is obligatory. Neither the days nor the nights are spent in worship rather they might not even perform the five daily prayers. They awaken with Allah’s displeasure and sleep with Allah’s displeasure.
As for the fourth group:
it is a group who does not know Allah except and until the month of Ramadan. They attend the Jumu’ah prayer, frequent the Masjid and the women wear the hijaab for the duration of Ramadan. And when the month is over all of those good deeds come to end, that is until the next Ramadan.
As for the fifth group:
this group is a group who can not wait for the arrival of Ramadan. And when it comes they roll up their sleeves even more and they work as hard as they can. This month rejuvenates and strengthens them.
post pics of you and your gf /asean/!
memex?
Prepare for Ramadan
Many of us have been counting the days remaining up to the holy month of Ramadan. Five days, four, three, two and the next thing you know here it is. For a believer the name of this month “Ramadan” gives the thought of joy, rewards and a feeling of Allah’s mercy. Truly, this is a season that should be awaited for. Anticipations and emotions for this month are not sufficient. This holy month requires action and activity. It is about altering our timetables and schedules, it demands us to train ourselves to attain Taqwa (fear of Allah or devotion to Him) which in turn, is the element to carry us successfully through the ongoing journey towards the hereafter (akhirah).
But let us ask ourselves have we really prepared for this month? Are we ready to dedicate more time for our spiritual revival ? During the month of Ramadan the holy Prophet (p.b.u.h.) would stay awake in the nights worshipping Allah, awaken his household and increase in worship. (Bukhari, Muslim). Even though we may have experienced many a Ramadans but every Ramadan must be treated as a once in a lifetime opportunity since we have no idea whether we will live till the next Ramadan. Let us look at a few hadith concerning this holy period.
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Increased Rewards & Forgiveness
What are the rewards of good deeds in the month of Ramadan? The reward of every Fardh (compulsory) act is multiplied seventy times while every Nafl (optional) act earns the reward of one Fardh out of Ramadan. (Ibn Khuzaymah). It is important to understand the latter aspect in its proper perspective. Tahajjud (Nafl Salah in the last third of the night) is an extremely great ibadah (worship). Great virtues have been narrated for this Salah. However, a lifetime of tahajjud cannot equal one Fardh of Fajr Salah! Yet in the month of Ramadan Almighty Allah grants us the reward of a Fardh action for every Nafl performed.
The fish in the sea seek forgiveness for those fasting until they break their fast . Allah decorates His Jannah (Paradise) every day and then says, “The time is near when My pious servants shall cast aside the great trials and come to me.” (Musnad Ahmed)
When Ramadan arrives, the gates of Paradise are flung open, the doors of the Hellfire are closed and the Shayateen are imprisoned. (Bukhari)
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Fasting
All good deeds are for the one who renders them, but fasting. Fasting is exclusively for me (Allah). (Bukhari)
The odour of the mouth of a fasting person is sweeter to Allah than the fragrance of musk.(Bukhari)
Fasting is a shield, as long as the fasting person does not tear it up (by disobedience) (Nasaee).
Iftar
Not a single prayer made by a fasting person at the time of breaking the fast is rejected. (Ibn Majah)
The Nights of Ramadan
Whoever stands in prayer and worship in (the nights of) Ramadan, with Iman and with sincere hope of gaining reward , all his previous sins are forgiven. (Bukhari, Muslim)
Laylatul Qadr (The Night of Power)
Whoever stands in prayer and worship in the night of power with Iman and with sincere hope of gaining reward , all his previous sins are forgiven. ( Muslim)
Look for the night of power among the odd numbered nights of the last ten days of Ramadan. (Mishkat)
I’etikaf
The Prophet (p.b.u.h.) observed I’etikaf for ten days every year in the month of Ramadan. In the year he passed away he observed it for twenty days. (Bukhari)
The Last Night Of Ramadan
On the last night of Ramadan the fasting Muslims are forgiven. (Musnad Ahmed)
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Conclusion
It can be well comprehended from the above that during this month of Ramadan, Almighty Allah makes it easy for us to acquire His blessings, mercy and forgiveness. There can be no better time to attain this than this blessed month. All that is required on our part is to create in our hearts the desire, ambition, devotion, zeal, eagerness and that we exert increased efforts to acquire the pleasure of Almighty Allah.
While one should engage to the maximum in good deeds, the purpose of Ramadan must be kept foremost in mind, which is to acquire Taqwa. Thus together with the maximum amount of righteous actions one must totally refrain from all sins. We should ensure that no act of disobedience is committed. This abstinence in itself is a worship. One month of strictly conducting oneself in this manner will Insha-Allah have the effect of enabling one to live the next eleven months in a similar manner in the complete obedience of Allah. Thus, can we afford to waste this time? Can we still have time for “loafing?” Is it possible for a person who values Ramadan to spend hours eating? or loitering around after taraweeh feasts and gatherings?, or have time for any other idle pursuits?
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Can we afford to spend valuable time glued to the airwaves listening to the opinions and views of one and all, whereas that time could have been used to at least recite the Holy Quran or send Durood upon our beloved Prophet (p.b.u.h.)? And entertainment? How can it be possible? The last thing that any Muslim who values Ramadan should be bothered about is, who somewhere in the world is whacking a little red ball all over a field or who is kicking a ball between two posts! Let alone comedy or other shows!
Let us really make this Ramadan a profitable one that brings change in our life. We leave you with a quotation of the honorable Mufti Zubair Bayat:
All the “T’s” of Ramadan must be kept in mind so that when Ramadan comes, “everything is to the T!”. These “T’s” are: Tilawah, Tahajjud, Taraweeh, Tasbeehat, Tadharru’ (fervent Dua), Tatawwu’ (Nafl Ibadah), Tasahhur (eating Sehri/Suhoor), Taubah (repentance), Tawadhu (humility) and Tafakkur (contemplation). May Almighty Allah make this Ramadan a turning point in the life of the long-suffering Ummah. Aameen.
217. Chapter: On the obligation to fast Ramadan and clarification of the excellence of fasting and what is connected to it
Allah Almighty says, “You who believe! Fasting is prescribed for you, as it was prescribed for those before you..” to His words “The month of Ramadan is the one in which the Qur’an was sent down as guidance for mankind, with Clear Signs containing guidance and discrimination. Any of you who are resident for the month should fast it. But any of you who are ill or on a journey should fast a number of other days.” (W2:182-184; H2:183-185)
1215. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Allah, the Mighty and Exalted said, ‘Every action of the son of Adam is for himself except for fasting. It is Mine and I repay it.’ Fasting is a shield. When someone is fasting, he should not have sexual relations nor quarrel. If someone fights him or insults him, he should say, ‘I am fasting’. By the One in whose hand the self of Muhammad is, the changed breath in the mouth of the faster is more fragrant to Allah than the scent of musk. The faster experiences two joys: when he breaks his fast he rejoices and when he meets his Lord he rejoices in his fasting.” [Agreed upon]
In one variant of al-Bukhari, “He has left his food and drink and appetites for My sake. Fasting is Mine and I repay it. Any other good deed I repay with ten like it.”
In a variant of Muslim, “Every action of the son of Adam is multiplied. A good action receives from ten to seven hundred times. Allah Almighty said, “Fasting is Mine and I repay it. He leaves his appetites and food for My sake. The faster experiences two joys: a joy when he breaks his fast and a joy when he meets his Lord. The changed breath in the mouth of the faster is more fragrant to Allah than the scent of musk.”
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1216. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “The one who spends out two kinds of actions in the way of Allah will be summoned from the gates of the Garden and told, ‘O slave of Allah this is better.’ All the people who did the prayer will be called from the gate of the prayer. All the people who did jihad will be called from the gate of jihad. All the people who fasted will be called from the gate of Rayyan. All the people who gave sadaqa will be called from the gate of sadaqa.” Abu Bakr said, “May my father and mother be sacrificed for you, Messenger of Allah. No one called from those gates will feel distress. Will anyone be called from all those gates?” He said, “Yes, and I hope that you will be among them.” [Agreed upon]
1217. Sahl ibn Sa’d reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “There is a gate in the Garden called ar-Rayyan which those who fast will enter on the Day of Rising, and none but they will enter it.” It will be said, ‘Where are the fasters?’ They will stand up and none but they will enter it. When they have entered it, it will be closed and no one else will enter it.” [Agreed upon]
1218. Abu Sa’id al-Khudri reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “No slave fasts one day in the way of Allah without Allah putting his face seventy years’ journey away from the Fire on account of that day.” [Agreed upon]
batuk pak aji?
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1219. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Anyone who prays in Ramadan motivated by belief and in expectation of the reward will be forgiven his past wrong actions.” [Agreed upon]
1220. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “When Ramadan comes, the gates of the Garden are opened, the gates of the Fire are closed and the shaytans are chained up.” [Agreed upon]
1221. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Fast when you see it (the new moon) and break the fast when you see it. If it is cloudy, then make Sha’ban complete with thirty days.” [Agreed upon]
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218. Chapter: On generosity, charity and doing much good in the month of Ramadan, and increasing that in the last ten days of the month
1222. Ibn ‘Abbas said, “The Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, was the most generous of people, and he was even more generous during Ramadan when Jibril met him. Jibril used to meet him every night in Ramadan until it was over and the Prophet would go through the Qur’an with him. The Messenger of Allah was more generous with good things than the blowing wind.” [Agreed upon]
1223. ‘A’isha said, “When the last ten days of Ramadan started, the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, used to pray during the night, wake up his family and intensify his efforts.” [Agreed upon]
Time to fast mother fuckers. Puasa for Allah!!
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219. Chapter: On the prohibition against fasting before Ramadan after the middle of Sha’ban unless that fasting is connected to what is before it and coincides with his habit, like fasting Monday and Thursday
1224. Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “None of you should fast a day or two before Ramadan except for a man who customarily fasts. He should fast that day.” [Agreed upon]
1225. Ibn ‘Abbas reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Do not fast immediately before Ramadan. Fast when you see the new moon and break it when you see it. If cloud obscures it, then complete the thirty days.” [at-Tirmidhi]
1226. Abu reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “When half of Sha’ban remains, then do not fast.” [at-Tirmidhi]
1227. Abu’l-Yaqatan ‘Ammar ibn Yasir said, “Anyone who fasts the day which is doubtful has rebelled against Abu’l-Qasim.” [Abu Dawud and at-Tirmidhi]
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220. Chapter: On what one says when seeing the new moon
1228. Talha ibn ‘Ubaydullah reported that When the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, saw the new moon, he would say, “O Allah, make the new moon shine on us with security, belief, safety and Islam! My Lord and your Lord is Allah. It is a new moon of guidance and good.” [at-Tirmidhi]
221. Chapter: The excellence of suhur and delaying it as long as one does not fear the approach of dawn
1229. Anas reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Have suhur. There is blessing in suhur.” [Agreed upon]
1230. Zayd ibn Thabit said, “We used to have suhur with the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace. Then he stood up for the prayer.” Anas said, “I said, ‘How long was there between the adhan and suhur?’ He said, ‘Enough to recite fifty ayats.'” [Agreed upon]
1231. Ibn ‘Umar said, “The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, had two mu’adhdhans: Bilal and Ibn Umm Maktum. The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Bilal calls the adhan while it is still night, so eat and drink until Ibn Umm Maktum calls the adhan.” He said, “The time between the two adhans was only long enough for the one to go up and the other to come down.” [Agreed upon]
1232. ‘Amr ibn al-‘As reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “The difference between our fasting and the fasting of the people of the Book lies in the eating of suhur.” [Muslim]
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this is your flipino family?
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222. Chapter: On the excellence of hastening to break the fast and that with which one breaks the fast and what one says after breaking the fast
1233. Sahl ibn Sa’d reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “People will continue to be all right as long as they hurry to break the fast.” [Agreed upon]
1234. Abu ‘Atiyya said, “Masruq and I visited ‘A’isha and Masruq said to her, ‘There are two of the Companions of Muhammad, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, and neither of them is lacking in good. One of them hastens Maghrib and fast-breaking and the other delays Maghrib and fast-breaking.’ She said, ‘Which one hastens Maghrib and fast-breaking?’ He said, ”Abdullah – i.e. ibn Mas’ud.’ She said, ‘That is what the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, did.'” [Muslim]
1235. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Allah, the Mighty and Majestic said, ‘The most beloved of My slaves to Me is the quickest to break the fast.” [at-Tirmidhi]
1236. ‘Umar ibn al-Khattab reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “When night advances from here and day retreats from there and the sun sets, then people fasting should break their fast.” [Agreed upon]
is upin ipin the epitome of cartoon kino?
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1237. Abu Ibrahim ‘Abdullah ibn Abi Awfa said, “We were with the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, on a journey while he was fasting. When the sun set, he said to someone, ‘So-and-so, get down and mix some sawiq for us’ He said, ‘Messenger of Allah, won’t you let it get dark?’ He said, ‘Get down and mix some sawiq for us.’ He said, ‘It is still daytime.’ He said, ‘Get down and mix some sawiq for us.’ So he got down and mixed it for them. The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, drank and then gestured with his hand towards the east, saying, ‘When you see the night advancing from here, then the faster should break his fast.'” [Agreed upon]
1238. Salman ibn ‘Amir ad-Dabi the Companion reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “When one of you breaks his fast, he should break it with dates. If he cannot find any. then he should break it with water. It is pure.” [Abu Dawud and at-Tirmidhi]
1239. Anas said, “The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, used to break the fast with fresh dates before he prayed, and if there were no fresh dates, then with small dry dates. If there were no dry dates, then with a few sips of water.” [Abu Dawud and at-Tirmidhi]
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223. Chapter: On commanding the faster to guard his tongue and limbs from incorrect actions, verbal abuse and the like
1240. Abu Hurayra reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “When someone is fasting, he should not have sexual relations nor quarrel. If someone fights him or insults him, he should say, ‘I am fasting'” [Agreed upon]
1241. Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “Allah does not require someone who does not abandon lies, and acting by them, while fasting to abandon his food and drink.” [al-Bukhari]
224. Chapter: On questions regarding fasting
1242. Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, “If someone forgets, and eats and drinks, he should complete his fast. Allah has fed him and let him drink.” [Agreed upon]
1243. Laqit ibn Sabira said, “I said, ‘Messenger of Allah, tell me about wudu’.’ He said, ‘Do wudu’ thoroughly letting the water run between your fingers and snuffing the water well up your nose, unless you are fasting.'” [at-Tirmidhi]
1244. ‘A’isha who said, “Fajr used sometimes to find the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, junub from one of his wives. Then he did ghusl and fasted.” [Agreed upon]
1245. ‘A’isha and Umm Salama said, “When morning found the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, junub from one of his wives, he would still fast.” [Agreed upon]
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>chinks
Why?
>>61463248
It is the greatest anime of all time according to watchmojo
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me on the left
>flipino family
NOT FLIP ANYMORE
>>61463400
>oh Juan my son
>>61463400
Not powerful anymore
If I eat McDonald's two days in a row, would I die?
>>61463453
よろしくニキ~
>>61463513
We got powerful passport instead
feels good
>>61463637
SATU MALAYSIA BOLEH
>>61463759
>flip 2chan poster on asean
Jカスは帰って、どうぞ
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Migration time lads
