SEA slice of life edition
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI
MAKAN KONTOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4
2 more nights till Duterte becomes president
Sssssh Dutdut is sleeping
kitty duterte is my new waifu
>>61423328
>>61423399
What time is his inauguration?
Malaysia :3
>>61423328
Great mash up.
I want to fuck Malaysian girls
>>61423505
Be careful, you might end up like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_XbbIVSGog
ISIS incoming
>>61423505
Be my guest
bbm dibeli sama sctv
wkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwk
>>61423744
geblek tbqhwyf
>>61423328
Commie Prez officially in 2 days
>>61423744
lupa linknya
http://crackberry.com/blackberry-teams-emtek-help-expand-its-bbm-business
telat
bbm udah nggak ada yang make sekarang
my gf, and you?
>>61423785
4 tahun yang lalu pas indon jadi konsumen terbesar bbm
mereka disuruh buka server di indon nggak mau malah buka server di malingsia
sekarang udah nggak laku malah ngejilat-jilat indon
modar-modaro
rasakno arep bangkrut saiki
huahuahuahuahauhauhauhauhauhauhuahuahau
>>61423622
ISIS for some
Righteous Rebellion and victims of Historical Injustice for us
hehehehe
What did you have for berbuka?
>>61423891
orang SCTV juga oon knape dibeli, nyia-nyiain 3T
>>61423462
9am
>>61424005
mereka lagi invest gede-gedean di it service kayaknya
mereka udah punya kloningan yutub sama netflix
sekarang ketambahan bbm
tinggal buka online shopping
terus diintegrasiin jadi it service empire kayak alibaba
Muntik na
Nasanay ako sa 'king pag-iisa
Kaya nang iwanan ang
Bakas ng kahapon ko
Tuloy pa rin ang awit ng buhay ko
Nagbago man ang hugis ng puso mo
Handa na 'kong hamunin ang aking mundo
'Pagkat tuloy pa rin
>>61423898
All we get are some farmer commies
wokwokwokwokwokwokwok
GOD IM HYPED
ngantuk
bobo cantik dulu ah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayojl7Op37A
>>61423361
Delish
>>61424670
Yeah man
Who should I put my money on this euro?
>>61419925
What are you trying to imply?
I'm not even said that ITS is ITB wanna be. They have their own merits in their own way.
I just said that ITS has similar form of institutions with ITB so, the ordinary people could understand what's ITS look like easily, since ITS is so underrated.
>>61424873
Iceland
>>61424873
Only dumb people watch sports.
>>61424978
This.
RAPEXIT
I wish my future daughter is as cute as her
Hi where is sultan?
>>61424549
commie
>>61425259
Where is "no"?
>>61425229
already a materialistic bitch
baka
>>61424149
fucking genius
>>61425345
sultan is dead, give up on your dream
>>61423328
Crab or Cat?
>>61423328
daym son, wer'd ya find dis
>>61424880
dude....
>>61425460
Hitagi.
Still love Cat's tits tho.
Saya telah memasang foto baru ke Facebook dalam album ini adalah hari yang lalu biarlah berlalu dan aku tidak akan pernah bisa menang dari rasa sakit yang kamu inginkan tak pernah ada di depan pintu gerbang utama dalam bidang apa yg aku suka sama suka sama kamu itu seperti apa yang telah terjadi peningkatan yang cukup untuk membuat orang lain yang lebih baik dari pada di mana ya yg udah di depan pintu gerbang utama dalam bidang apa yg aku suka kamu tonton yang benar-benar kamu cintai adalah orang yang tidak dapat menjamin masa depan yang cerah ini adalah hari yang lalu biarlah kontol putih besar yg mau di bilang gitu ya sama dia itu siapa aja yang mau jadi anak kecil itu siapa sih yang gak bisa ikut ke bandung ga tau deh kalo ada salah sama lu juga sama dengan yang lebih besar daripada aku tak tahu nak cakap aku ni tak ada yang mau jadi anak kecil itu siapa sih yang gak bisa tidur lagi aja deh ya yg mau ikut gak bisa ikut ke bandung ga ada yg mau di bilang gitu ya sama dia itu siapa aja yang mau jadi anak kecil itu siapa sih
>>61425744
halo malaysa ini? saya ingin berbicara dengan polan
halo polandia di sini?
pls respon
no
>>61425867
>>61425626
>>61426043
Berisik banget, Blake.
>>61425460
SNAKE
N
A
K
E
>>61426151
maaf mas, blake ga di sini
hanya saya
Is this gundam ps2 game a good game?
>>61426276
Tapikan kamu Blake. Jangan bohong, Blake.
>>61426447
blake sudah tidur bro
dia blm bangun
>>61426570
t. bayinya blake
>>61426646
meow
unsang lugara ni?
I feel like I should learn more about Filipino culture to impress gf. All Ik is that they're apparently really polite and eat a lot of noodles.
>>61426194
Bitch
I'm lesbian for monkey.
RAYA RAYA RAYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhPl_nULo4
ALALALA LONG ALALALA LONG LONG LILONG LENG LONG UH OH OH
>>61427014
blum lagi
>>61426894
t. s*xtourist
>>61426894
affix a po after every sentence to be super nice
>>61426889
time to go to bed for flip wagecuck
oyasumi
>>61427014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3olBqdjCLA
kinsa'y bisaya di?
I've been waiting every week at the dagkot place but I still havent seen this bitch.
wtf I hate cebu grils now
>>61427169
oten
>>61427073
BERLALU DAH SUDAH RAMADHAN
>>61427169
Great post. Keep it up.
>>61427154
Best raya song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqLYXT0FCNY
>>61427169
hoy manyak pauli didto sa inyoha. naa siyay oyab.
>>61427205
hahaha
hasula
>>61427265
I even tried the wall carvings part. still no sign of her
this sucks
>>61427417
loslos nimo. di ko muto-o
ipakita daw
>>61426894
all you have to do is to say the magic words
POKPOK PAKANTOT
guaranteed 12 hours of pounding i tell ya.
it's also a big big plus if her family is extremely religious. approach her parents, look at them dead-straight in the eye and say, "Hindi ako naniniwala kay hesus."
>>61427468
friends mi sa fb dong
pauli na didto sa inyoha
>>61427665
18 na ko
>>61425460
Vampiro
This thread is a mess!!!
Thaixit when
>>61427169
mga bulok dili kahibalo mag spawn kay memenose sa simbahan, puta kailangan ninyo mag bayad sa BIR ug inyong tax, unya e cancel ninyo ang inyong membership sa NPA
>>61427434
pahulay laanay
>>61427864
>mixing tagalog and bisaya
>Be me
>Near Raya
>A lot of my friends from Middle School & High School (Including the Qts) invites me for Meet up, suddenly.
To be honest, I'm grateful they still wanna hang out with me. But, seriously I'm too lazy to come.
>>61427864
ew brit. that's why you'll never get memenose
>>61427937
Very common here desu
>>61427864
>>61427937
>>61427973
I Hope we seperate and brexit soon
>>61427937
kahibalo ka ngano? kay ang imong utok gamay kaayo, ang mas gamay pa sa imong utok kay imo rang oten
>>61428108
Tagaxit when?
MINDANOUT WHEN?
>>61428241
bulok ka, kung dili na sa Pilipinas ang mga Bisaya ug mga moslim, ang makaon ra ninyo kay inyong tae
>>61428108
That would actually be more beneficial for us. I'm hoping this Duterte guy succeeds on his term.
>>61428241
#Visalayaz
#Luzoneout
>>61428158
>>61427937
i don't know Bisaya but lel
>>61428184
this desu, i wonder what happens when Bisayafags and Tagalogfags gets separated, probably call it north and south Philippines, just like Korea
>>61428321
Exactly a balkainze Phil is a great Phil
No more Marcos humiliation too.
>>61428342
this bule talking nonsense again
>>61428342
I prefer my island to be a republic on its own and be called by its name, thank goodness its not a hispanized one.
>>61428241
>>61428325
all the northern regions are leaving too,Baguio will be their capital
have fun with the tagalog republic you've always wanted
>>61428473
>called by its name
What should it be called then?
>>61428342
what are you trying to say? bisaya people already have invaded metro manila.
>>61428473
Lucky for you. The name of the island I live can be pronounced into an activity so shameful.
>>61428506
Good for them why is that a problem? I expect Mindanao to be divide by the Muslim regions too
Visayas already had nature dictated its division.
>>61428531
菲律宾群岛
>>61428537
>bisaya people already have invaded metro manila.
what i meant was, make the northern philippines to be all tagalog and bisaya for the south one, i have no idea for Mindanao tho, because a lot of them speak tagalog
a lot of visayans complain that their national language isn't visayan, so we give it to them
>>61428641
lel
菲律宾 would probably be good enough
>>61428588
Jump ship and disassociate quickly
>>61428707
>>61428641
>菲律宾
also that would be a bad name, because those specific characters means, "Inferior Law Foreigner". literally the chinese is looking down on you.
>>61428588
he he Masbate
>>61428809
t. Wei Xi Men
>>61428506
Good I hope so that Marcos stigma and shame stain is real
>>61428876
;^)
>>61428860
Please don't say that name.
Masbate?
Hi :3
>>61428961
heheehehehee
>>61429008
Hola! cum us estas? :3
>>61428588
Control island?
Meme island?
Titis island?
>>61429008
hola como estas
>>61428961
Ilo-Ilo walay pangilo XD
>>61428643
>i have no idea for Mindanao tho, because a lot of them speak tagalog
you're wrong.most of that island speaks bisaya
>>61429037
McDonald Island
Masbate?
>>61428809
Japs has better ateji for flip
比律賓
>>61429109
>McDonald
Memek Donald island? xDD
>>61429081
i took grade 5 and 6 there, they speak tagalog, and some maranao, zamboangan, chavacano and maguindanawon languages, some people even speak Arab, i hear a lot of bisaya but only on big cities, looks like they migrated there
>>61429151
this, literally means like "We are the same", unlike the chinese naming lol
>>61429148
Masbate in shower
>>61429081
A good mix of both tbqhwy
>>61429233
>arab
h-how did you survive anon?
Masbate.
>>61429233
why wouldn't they know how to speak tagalog when it's taught in every year level of education?
I too studied elem for 2 years there and had to speak in filipino till I learned bisaya
>>61429280
the allahu akbar every morning always woke me up and i used to joke about it, it was kinda funny lol
ofc there were people there that would supposedly kidnap you and stuff, but they won't do it to everyone desu, they'd only do it if they're gonna get benefits, so i was actually friends with some rebels kek
they even teach mandatory arabic in school, but you can skip if you're a christian or a non-muslim
>>61429151
比 = compare, race, Philippines
律 = law, regulation, control
賓 = VIP, guest
And here I thought the japs always think of us as inferior.
>>61429455
>比
it means "Same", they acknowledge us equally, japs were actually the good guys
>>61429421
when i was in high school i met some 3rd years who doesn't know how to speak tagalog
>>61429536
>us
fuck, typo
i mean (You)
masbate heheheheh
>>61429536
Why did I even bother typing.
>>61429548
That's some shitty school or they are just that dumb
>>61429428
are you also spooked when you hear their terrorist propaganda being broadcasted via megaphones?
>>61429619
on the other hand the students in that shitty school is excelling in science, math, and english. it's private school and has cebuano subject.
2 pinoy + 1 malay
Are we winning ti6?
>>61429617
>pic
>>61429639
i just laugh and "akbay" (dunno the english word for that) the rebels, they won't force you to join them tho, unlike what you hear on the media
>>61429421
Poor lanao del Notre and bukidnon
I hope the southern part stay strong
>>61429700
At the cost of being illiterate
While the others get to have thier cake and eat it too
>>61429739
>jisho
>>61429233
How about this
>印度尼西亜
>>61429874
>illiterate
there's nothing good about learning tagalog anyway.
>>61429738
>10 pinoys + 4 """malay"""" + 1 """na"""
they've already won despite not playing in the tourney yet. last year's last place prize is $50,000+ and it is likely that it'll be bigger this year.
not sure about execration though, they have to win against the other 3 region's wildcard teams or at least place second to qualify.
>>61429700
I guess private schools
in the provinces are as shitty as they say
Top kek the Phil brexit will be about petty language divide what a shithole
>>61429885
i had to find a proper dictionary, because a lot of them doesn't have the proper meanings, most of them just take and put in whatever 1 person says when a kanji's meaning is made by different people, just like English words. but yes, 比 means "Equals"
>>61429889
>尼
>slut
wew lad
>>61429926
Might as well be a non country and be each a republic on our own desu
>>61430029
>learning Japanese
For what purpose?
>>61430079
>being multilingual
>bad
wew lad
>>61429957
Hopefully we don't get lumped together with Cebuano, the visaya thing has always been about Panay anyway
>>61430079
i thought you were the one learning Japanese?
a friend back then, taught me how to speak and read basic Japanese. I don't even care about Japanese anymore, but i still know a bit
>>61430142
Well>>61429926
Maybe his accent is too strong
>>61430166
I'm learning, but not for watching anime or reading manga.
>>61430380
>but not for watching anime or reading manga.
you don't have to hide it, i can tell, anon ;^)
>>61430380
for chinese powerpoints, eh?
>>61430498
this
>>61430380
reading manga(raw one ofc) is actually a great tool for your learning process. furigana helps if you're still not quite familiar with your kanjis.
>>61430380
Japayuki!
>>61430498
>>61430432
japanese gf
>>61430593
does she live in the Philippines? with you? or are you just penpals for you to learn how to read your chinese powerpoints lel
>>61430565
i've always wondered what this term means and where it came from
>>61430725
Its slut shaming.
>>61429926
Back in uni, we had two Japanese cops and a bunch of uni students visit. They were studying Tagalog in the country. Pretty cute desu.
>>61430725
no she went back to japan after we graduated uni. i plan on going after her this year.
>>61430725
She's 2D.
Could this country be more divided and crabby
We need to brexit asap
>>61430784
sent to the wrong person, fack.
>>61430871
>>61430861
looks like there are lots of Japanese in the Philippines, i mean, about everyone of us here have had relations with them
Whats the best remedy for sore legs?
>>61431288
susu
>>61430927
it's an ideal country for them especially for vacation while learning english. why would they come here despite the shitty crime rate and lawlessness of this country.
>>61431522
Dunno, ask the retired Koreans in Tagaytay.
>>61431288
Eating meat to repair muscles if you're into /fit/
>>61430871
>she went back to japan
>going after her this year
I pray you don't get NTR'd.
>>61431288
I just sleep it off. The feeling of my feet aching and lying down on my bed feels good.
>>61430593
Did you nut inside? Did she say atsui kimochi onii-chan?
>>61431288
massage it
>>61431874
what's NTR?
>>61431962
;)
>>61432197
More details pls
>>61431288
Lanister is best house desu
>>61432197
too bad she's probably being yaranaika'd by her ikemen senpai everyday.
>>61432197
>what's NTR?
>>61432516
What made it great is already dead desu.
>>61432197
Her parents would force her to commit sudoku for having an affair with a non-Jap.
>>61432726
taking poo in the loo to the next level.
>>61425251
Isn't Park Gyun Hee yours?
>>61425460
>Not Snek, Vampire, Zombie or GORILLA
>>61426307
SRW is pretty great.
>>61430918
>Balkanized Phillipines
Oh boy, more Chinese fuckery will happen if that actually happens.
>>61433517
Its bigger than the china problem
>>61433752
I don't know much about the Phillipines politically, but if a Balkanized Phillipines happen, I'm pretty sure China will actually try to do something to grab clay.
Superior twink passing through
>>61433887
It would be even easier for them to do so and it would be more than building fake islands
>>61433963
eew too white & not enough hair i bet he cries if he drops the watermelon
>>61433963
Whos that?1
I'm getting greedy lad
Halp
A
L
P
>>61432726
>>61432516
>House Lannister
>best house
Who even is the head of the Westerlands now? There isn't even any legitimate king on the Iron Throne anymore.
House Tully is best house, they have endured so much misery being raided and destroyed on every war, even if they didn't start it or part of it and still survive like it's nothing. Edmure is still alive with a son and a qt wife in Casterly Rock the most safest place right now.
>>61435292
>who even is the head of the westerlands now?
who else? THE KING OF THE NORF!
>>61435491
i mean, THE KING IN THE NORF!!
>>61435292
isn't edmure imprisoned again? That'\s what wlader frey said in episode 10
>>61435612
Yep, he's imprisoned again, but he's under arrest by Jaime which is better than Freys.
>>61435491
>mfw Littlefinger wants to fugg Sansa and be king
what was this nigga smoking XD
>>61435292
>Westerlands
Considering Jaime is in the kingsguard its Cersei. Considering she is the last legitemate lannister alive she is now both queen of the iron throne and of the westerlands.
>>61435799
Its explained more in the books. Its because of his obssesion with catelyn stark and that in Petyr's time together with sansa he repeatedly say how much she looks like her mother.
>>61435899
Tommen already dismissed him from the Kingsguard.
>>61436057
did he? I was under the assumption he was simply sent to the riverlands to command the lannister force there?
>>61435899
>Cersei being queen of the iron throne
It's not even worth it anymore to sit on the throne. If I were her I would have retreated to the Westerlands and let Targaryens clean up, just bow to then they ask.
>North- back in Scottish control
>Vale- on splendid isolation
>Riverlands- in full Taliban insurgency
>Iron Islands- independent
>Reach & Dorne- troops intact and sending ships to ferry Targaryen
>Crownlands- doing slightly okay, starving
>Stormlands- about to get Normandy'd by Targaryens
>Westerland- peaceful, but lacking in manpower to defend themselves
>>61435799
>nigga
apologize
>>61436352
Go hommu to Langley, Virginia, big guy.
>>61436263
Nope as long as she is the queen in the iron throne that means that the resources of both the Crownlands and westerlands are under their control.Thus the manpower and raw materials. The westerlands in which the books says its gold mines run dry and filled with debt is less reliable than the trade strong crownlands.
>>61436487
that's good, but you could also pillage the shit out of the Crownlands, retreat to Westerlands and adopt North Korean of killing anyone who crosses the border. I think that if Daenerys finds out that your sitting on her seat, then you'll be barbeque soon
Anyone here speak Chinese?
Need help with something very simple
>>61437783
the m'laysians and chinkaporeans are currently asleep. come back after 5 hours, abdul.
>>61437889
Thanks I will
Allahu akbar my friend
>>61437936
inshallah brother. death to the white infidels!
>>61437783
Good.
>>61438306
What
PUKAW-PUKAW NA MGA ULIPON SA SWELDO
What's the equivalent of 'cuck' in Filipino?
>>61439651
pundiho
>tfw no meme loving chink bitch to cuddle at night.
feels bad fampai
>mfw im surrounded by autistic 3rd world degenerates
Are we really doomed to die in this hellhole? U guys are a mess.
sahur gan
>>61423328
Putsa, nagugutom ako sa nakikita kong noodles!
>>61440350
I got gf's pussy for sahur. What you got?
>>61423817
Not enough exposed mamaries!
>>61428382
>>61440283
Yes. Indonexit and Flipixit. Get out of muh ASEAN!
>>61440529
Do you speak chink?
>>61440509
ur mom's pussy
>>61437783
What do you want , jamal? AFAIK google translate does chink better than nippon and nordic lingua.
>>61440587
I want to write
>To: name
>From: myname
on a gift in moonrunes
>>61426894
Dude, what you know is not even all that accurate. We are the white rice master race.
>>61440543
I don't have any chink characters or word processors installed on this comp, but I can roughly translate to hanyi pinying. or something.
>>61440645
ok. hold on.
>>61427792
What exactly were you expecting?
>>61440546
What does she taste like? Is it good?
>>61440645
>moon
You mean chink hanji
要收件人:贾马尔(or whatever name)
发件人:贾马尔(or whatever name)
>>61440849
Thanks buddy
XIEXIE
>>61428961
They mean he masturbates a lot.
>>61440938
Memex?
Good.
>>61434327
Me :3
>>61429548
Probably dumb. Most people who can't catch Tagalog is stupid.
>>61440529
>tfw i realize they've done it for the memes
If i see this brexit meme again ill leave chan for 9gag
>>61432639
Go google it.
Whipped
>>61440529
Singout, is more like it. Fips practically founded Asean. You get out, you British-ass kissing assholes.
>>61440283
Why don't you post more anime luv :3
>>61441347
http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/thailands-asean-co-founder-thanat-khoman-dies-aged-101
They're all dead, anon. You should learn to read, monkey.
>>61441569
Hey, faggot!
http://asean.org/asean/about-asean/history/
>>61441347
>>61441569
>>61441719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narciso_Ramos
Ramos is also dead, and was a Marcos fag. Marcos empire is dead, GTFO muh ASEAN, you dirty facist!
>>61441483
Is haram
Remember you're here forever.
http://thediplomat.com/2016/06/no-brexit-repeat-in-asean/
>>61443578
Half of the members are founding members, that would be silly
