Lets have one of these.
>>61448202
Template
tfw no finalnd ally
>>61448202
since when are we allies turanbros?
>>61448709
As Finno-Ugrics, we are allied
>>61448383
>BRICS
>alliance
>>61448938
>American South
What the fuck m8
>>61448202
Well that was easy
>>61449195
/thread
>>61449104
I'm way more scared of backwater hickseeds voting for Trump than I am of pretty much any terrorist.
>>61449437
>being afraid of the people in the friendliest region of the US
a fucking scared leaf
>>61448383
You couldnt manage something as big as Brazil to not being shitty and you want more
>>61449437
literally polled for decades as the friendliest part of the country
what the fuck are you doing leaf
>>61448938
>canada
>>61449437
>>61450810
>Southern hospitality
lmao nice meme, memers.
objectively true
>>61449195
/thread
>>61450810
I mean... it's also seen as the most racist part of the nation. It's Bizarro Canada.
>>61451178
>Bangladesh
>Pakistan
>not British clay
what are you doing
>>61449125
You need to zoom out, bud.
>>61448202
I gotchu senpai
based ally
we don't even need allies, just cisplatina
>>61452492
I would ally with you.
>>61451178
>US
>not British clay
defeatist
>>61452555
great then, let's retake cisplatina and make sweet love
>>61452492
to turn it into a shithole
>>61452602
>let's retake cisplatina
Just point it out to me on a map and we can make shock and awe bby
>>61452642
>Uruguay
>different from Brazil or the rest of South America
you need to stop believing memes m8
>>61448202
>>61449195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE
What ? We're not your ally ?
>>61451178
You're OUR rightful clay, tho.
>>61453377
No, your current state is so ridiculously bad we prefer to avoid you.
>>61453377
The Portuguese and Italian language, are easily understood by the Spaniards. French and Romanian are distant cousins
Do you imagine the Roman union?
>>61448938
t. Southerner
Fuck you!
>>61451251
There's a good chunk of the middle east too. My guess is that he probably doesn't want to rule muslims.
>>61453450
But...WHY ? :^(
>>61448938
Another excellent Canadian post
>>61453489
>Franco-Romanian alliance
Why not
>>61448383
All the Brics came tumbling down amigo
>>61453854
You're too much of a loose end. Pretty much whatever could happen in your country and it's unsafe for us to be your ally.
I love French culture, and I greatly admire your country's history, but we need to opt out. Sorry.
>>61453965
Oh, I understand...
Something like this
>>61453843
>Malaysia
>Egypt
>Yemen
>Oman
>France
I don't think so.
):
>>61450984
What logic, cod? Fucking fish people.
>>61455031
p-poseidon?
>>61454984
Fuck off yank
>>61455031
Aquaman?
We found nemo
>>61455031
Aqualad ?
>>61455137
It's us or Xian.
>>61448202
out of the map = does not exist
>>61455031
>When you krill your anemones, they fin
>>61454354
"No"
>>61448775
>Finno-Ugrics
There are only Turanians, Pekka
>>61448202
>Rightful clay
That's a start
>>61455486
>not claiming the area around the Black Sea to finish what they started
>>61455635
>Australia and New Zealand aren't our allies
>What is ANZUS
>What is Five Eyes
>>61455635
>Mexico
>allies
Vassal state maybe
>>61455635
At this point Baja California is so filled with cartels and spics in general that it would be detrimental to add it to the U.S. unless we forced them all to leave.
>>61451153
>it's also seen as the most racist part of the nation
By complete idiots who've never actually gone to the South.
>It's Bizarro Canada
Rural Canadians are the same as rural Southern Americans.
>>61455031
SEAWEED LMAO
>>61455606
Why give so much land to mongolia?
Also tibet shoud be its own state
>>61455776
They call Alberta "Texas North", but it's still a shit ton more liberal than most of the US.
>>61455776
>Rural Canadians are the same as rural Southerners
Nah, they're way more left leaning than we are
>>61448202
>>61449195
Realistically you'd be be lucky to keep Scotland and Northern Ireland.
>>61455845
>doesn't even consider himself a Frenchman
Go back to Maghreb.
>>61448619
Joisey don't play with flyover shitters.
>>61455946
That's because Joisey is a shithole
>>61450810
Bless your heart.
>>61455879
Why would you want the least white part of South America as rightful clay? Half the population is monolingual in a NATIVE language, disgusting.
>>61455879
Why Germany?
>>61448938
>Alaska not rightful Cancuck clay
>>61455977
le South Brazil is Germanic maymay
>>61455977
we are pure germanic aryans
>>61455970
cause we own half the land there already
>>61455961
Yeah, but that's just because it's a ginat dumping ground for one of the greatest cities on Earth.
>>61456016
Suuuree m80
>>61456037
>for one of the greatest cities on Earth.
NYC? It's alright
I miss Giuliani t.bh
>>61456048
A lot of Turks on /int/ seem to hate America
>>61448202
At first, your clays is wrong. You're always forgetting about some Volga parts of Finno-Ugric ethnicity. That look like you're more obsessed with land than people that close to you.
Second thing, it's not Finland's clays. It's Finno-Ugric clays. And this one looks like you're obsessed with your own ethnicity more that others. That means you're disrespectful. And this >>61455606 guy also too.
>so, what do we have?
Fuck you both. People won't ally with you if you'll continue being like that.
Also, here's right map of Finno-Ugric clays. And the right name for that can be Parma (sacred lands for hunting which is important part of f-ug culture), for example.
>>61452662
south of us, just after past albuquerque
don't forget to bring some burgers, please
>>61450984
FUCK
You beat me to it, I thought there'd be no based Viking clay.
Mine's more accurate, tho
>>61452896
tambien te amo, españa-kun
>>61456166
very nice, but you island volcano people are just colonists right? The real vikings were from Norway (or was it denmark)
>>61454984
>Australia clay
>Australia ally
WHICH ONE IS IT?
>>61455919
I was born french, i didn't choose to be kek
>Go back to Maghreb
wow, so mean, what a heart shattering insult, it's not like i enjoy the maghreb so going back there is something i would not like to do
>>61456241
clay
>>61455879
Kill urself
>>61456236
Yepp, most of the people that moved here were Norwegians escaping the rule of Harald Hárfagra. Just felt weird putting Norge as my homeland
>>61452642
More than it already is?
>>61456323
Eh.. I heard story that one tribe of Icelanders beated other tribes and they're arrived to Norge and Sweden. So.. with times they're becomes Norwegians and Swedes.
It was long ago, maybe I get it wrong.
>>61448202
>>61456166
yes Iceland please clay the fuck out of Puglia+Calabria+Basilicata+Sicilia ty
>>61456382
There's one theory that some mongol tribe came and joined the bazillion other tribes to wreck rome, then that tribe went to scandinavia. The theory states that most of the people that fled Harald were descended from this very tribe, meaning Icelanders are mongols.
I don't want to be Finland, so I chose not to believe it
>>61456434
Pls colonize us
>>61456459
Oh. Listen, I remembered that story is related to one monument. It's a big stone sword in Iceland (like there was that last battle). Do you know that thing?
>tfw China will never be destroyed so it can be reconconquered by non-commies
>>61456280
AFUERA
>>61456488
nice map acem
>>61456518
Yeah, the large sword represents Harald and the other two were the petty kings he defeated
>>61456488
Persian Empire with zoroastrianism when?
>>61456574
>Russian
>A-OK with Xerxes taking Constantinople
>>61456554
Thanks senpai,i wanted to make middle east great again,it hasn't been great since arabs and mongols and turks came to power.No offence to anyone my freind!
Hope you have more anzus to gib us when we retake the whole region!
>>61456531
>ywn live in a world with a democratic China
>ywn live in a world where China and the US unite to destroy the scheming Euros once and for all
>ywn live in the Pax Sino
>>61456573
Now I see. I get that story totally wrong.
Well, thanks for the answers!
>>61456574
Its actually Sassanid empire v.2.0.
>>61456638
No prob, Rusbro
>>61455845
>includes Sicily and Sardinia as "rightful clay"
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>61456666
>6666
But with Zoroastrianism? >:l
>>61456622
>when we retake the whole region
>when we
>we
send your mother first gavad
>>61456666
>non-Muslim Persia
>>61456717
>>61456719
>>61456720
I'm sorry mate but the entire region should change their religion when we come to power.
No more christians,no more jews,no more muslims,just Yazidis and Zoroastrians.
Also,Satan was right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yazidis#Religious_beliefs
>>61456741
>American education
>>61456741
>I like the boring version of Persia
I bet you even like Muslim Egypt better than Ancient Egypt, you fucking faggot.
>>61456798
>just Yazidis and Zoroastrians.
Would like to visit fire temple/10.
>>61456848
Ancient Egypt was full of niggers
>>61456829
>
>>61456798
Sounds good
>tfw Islam won't be purged in your lifetime and be replaced by the richer, less violent indigenous mythology
>>61453377
Bros don't slack off on building NPPs for bros, bro.
+ You are/were selling thermals to Ruskies.
>>61453843
But there are 172,000,000 Muslims in India. That's literally the entire population of Pakistan.
>muh partition
>muh jinnah
I thought about including India, but for the most part any alliance we have with them serves as a counter-balance to the PRC.
Ar1an Kingdom. SLAVA RODU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RCa2G-aXkI
>>61457199
Niggers in USA act more white the afghoonies
>>61448202
What is Finland's claim to Svalbard?
You have no history there afaik.
>>61448202
>>61456488
this.
>>61459038
wassup dadash?
>>61459060
just keshing kos as usual :^)
>>61456106
>A lot of Turks on /int/ seem to hate America
Don't reply to erdoshills then
>>61459073
nice,also i'm dumping shitload of pictures from Iran in another thread on /int/
>>61448938
Hicks are absolutely no threat though, some of them would probably like you. Louisiana is full of Frenchified hicks, so you should at least give them a chance.
>>61448202
Don't even need a template.
>>61448938
>>61448202
>Not basing your rightful clay on how much your military allows you to conquer.
>>61454354
Why not Shikoku?
>>61457199
kek @ this
We wuz harappans n shit
>>61450984
>Quebec
Just fuckin' take it, we don't want it anyways.
>>61459592
wrong direction retard
>>61448202
>>61460528
I support this new Austrian Empire 100%
Good morning lads.
it's fucking ours
>>61455509
underrated post
gib russia
>>61448619
thailand and china have strong moral values and are not allied with degenerates
very well
>>61466639
>>61448938
>>61448938
Remove Saudi Arabia and some other ismalmic cunts and this would be a top tier map
>>61456048
>bulgaria rightful Turkish clay
Sorry you couldn't Islamisize us despite trying for 500 years Mehmet, it's time you give up.
>>61456303
Tasmania
>Ally
>>61456488
Hello brother
>>61459356
This.
But maybe add Finns to allies.
>>61459356
>cuba
>mongolia
>korea
pls explain
>>61451178
>portugal isn't an ally
offical death of our alliance 2bh
>>61452492
and half of paraguay too if you're greedy
>>61452896
i'm okay with this
>>61454354
i can't stop laughing
>>61450984
How are you allied with Denmark while demanding territory in our kingdom? Greenland is ours.
>>61468230
>>61468373
>madagascar
why
>>61468675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_attempts_by_Poland
I also included Trinidad and Tobago and the 3 settlements in Gambia on the map btw.
>>61468773
And Maczków (Haren, Germany).
>>61448202
>>61469031
Australia and New Zealand are your rightful clay, not your friends.
>>61455486
10/10 would fight against lions in an arena for
i like frogs
best world war ally you could ask for
>>61471722
Fixed 2 or 3 things
>>61471737
COME GET SOME
>>61448938
Based clone leaf
>>61448383
perfect
>>61456467
>Not wanting to be colonized by US or Canada
Que estas asiendo?
Que parta de Ecuador eres? Nacie en Ambato(shithole) :(
>>61470615
>>61467340
>no slovenia to remake yugo once again
>>61448202
>>61476857
>Baltic
>Nuke
are you upset?
>>61478198
>kazahsztán
>mongólia
miafasz, ott azt se tudják, hogy mi a szar az a civilizáció, te meg már haverkodnál velük
>>61474323
We could have kept Suid-Afrika and Nederlands-Indië...
>>61448202
The rest for the allies.
There is only one right answer
>>61448202
