What does Brazilian Portuguese sound like to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYcfeBVUhYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ0vV-ngYfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah6UOxlTFOI
Like the language pepe the frog would speak if he was real.
>>61446063
It sounds like someone with a potato stuck in their throat.
>>61446063
Spanish mixed with french
Um misto do espanhol e a francês
>>61446718
this
the main reason i'm interested in learning it
i think it also sounds better than both
>>61446063
who dat?
>>61447311
Jessica Beppler
An even more retarded version of galician.
>>61446718
And spoken by a pole
>>61446063
I'm gonna go with... mumblespanish.
Like if someone took a European language full of big, expressive "ah!" and "eh!" sounds and replaced them with muted "ehh" and "uhh" sound, like they weren't confident in what they were saying.
>>61446718
>>61446855
Homosexual American.
Pretty cool actually, chill and smooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpuiD2S7jQY
>>61447653
this is brazilian portuguese
>>61447361
galician isn't pure though,it was stained by castillian accent and some grammar/vocabulary.
European portuguese is the closest you'll ever get to galician-portuguese
cuck russian
No offence but I can't stand it.
That's why I rarely watch brazilian porn.
AYYYYY GOSTOSO
>>61448086
>cuck russian
>>61448094
>No offence but I can't stand it.
>That's why I rarely watch brazilian porn.
>AYYYYY GOSTOSO
kek
>>61448094
>>61448094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhY3d_caqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-wKB6qUyQk
>>61446855
that's probably because we don't have like just two tonic vowels and we speak the whole word, respectively.
but like, seriously, avoid it for your own good. it has a shitload of little grammatical rules that make it frustrating even for native speakers. italian seems easier imho
>>61446063
Like the green parrot from the Three Caballeros.
>>61448086
Russian is already cuck russian, ivan
>>61447771
>European portuguese is the closest you'll ever get to galician-portuguese
Nope. European Portuguese dialects, South American dialects and Galician, all three drifted a lot from the old Galician-Portuguese.
Here are some examples:
* GP used to pronounce C/Ç, Z, G and CH as /ts/, /dz/, /dj/ and /tx/. No extant Portuguese dialect does this.
* In GP, vowels were NOT reduced. They used to sound pretty much the same as in modern Castillian, and nearer conservative South American Portuguese dialects than Euro dialects.
* No palatalization of S (dois > doich).
* D and G were always "hard", like in S. Am. dialects. Soft B (as in "estabam") usually yields V ("estavam") in modern Portuguese anyway.
>>61449408
Zé Carioca is based desu, the only good thing to come out of Rio de Janeiro is a fictional character
>>61446718
>>61446855
>>61449033
Nasal vowels; Z and J sounds; lack of TSH; open and closed E and O.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ENPYhB7ts
Also, Brazilian portuguese is infinitelly superior for music, compared to Portugal Portuguese.
>>61450242
>X language/dialect is superior to Y for [whatever]
Nope.
>>61450242
>que se eu fosse americano pegaria uma pistola e a cabeça ia perder a razão: mataria quinze na escola, estouraria a caixola e apareceria na televisão.
kek
>>61450551
Mas soa melhor mesmo, cara. Olha como PT-PT soa escroto em música: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE-LqXkb0ok
>>61446063
like poopoo
Monkeys howling
Fazerssh doish mundosh genteshh
>>61450822
In my humble and subjective opinion: I don't like the singer, I don't like the style, but the pronunciation is akin to plenty South American accents.
>>61450242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRrohnMt370 (Portuguese)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syqJAgTQdlU (Brazilian)
Although Brazilian Portuguese does sound a fuckton better, there are some godlike portuguese songs
>>61450822
mano vai chupar pirocas para outro lado e para de ser retardado o português de portugal é superior ao brasileiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFzZfBSGB4k
>>61451223
>o português de portugal é superior ao brasileiro
Isso é tão asneira quanto o que ele escreveu.
If I was to say
"The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog"
in the phonetic style of Brazilian Portuguese, You would say it incredibly quickly so no non-native speaker could ever comprehend it, and with sounds that look nothing like the written words.
"Gee qui brow-fo ja ovo the laizsh do-oohg"
>>61451344
What the
like if the portuguese language had a baby and didnt know what do to it so he just gave it to their african nany.
>>61451375
Imagine if English was spoken in the style of Brazilian Portuguese. That's what I was trying to do.
>>61451451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ol4r6HtMLE it would be more like this
>>61451344
it would be like that: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j3l5hgSyp3
And our alphabet pronunciation is completely different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LncorSeV6uE
>>61446063
Sounds like Albanian mixed with Hungarian.
It disgusts me a little to be honest.
>>61451661
it would be TE quick, not DE quick
>>61451344
No offence, but I don't think you know what you're talking about.
>>61451779
Austria is shit.
>>61451344
Also, English is shit for this kind of example due to its exotic and weird phonology.
>>61451661
>>61451784
>oveh - replacing /r/ with /h/
Northeast?
Also, "de" - the original "the" is voiced.
>>61451794
Yeah my example wasn't very good, since I ignored the "ee" sounds like >>61451605
I just find Brazilian Portuguese when spoken conversationally is far too quick for me to make out the individual words, and they seem to almost merge in between the "sh" and G sounds. Unlike Spanish where what is written is closer to how it's spoken phonetically.
My mess of words was my poor attempt at getting that across.
This is quite a cool video on Portuguese if you haven't seen it before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrZJKwkMS_k
>>61449628
I dislike how my countrymen are just amazingly ignorant of Galician and Galician-Portuguese as a whole.
I mean, it's a really cool fact that our patronyms once we go far back are exactly the same as the Anglo-Norman ones.
>>61449628
can you shut the fuck up?i'm talking about accents here...
Galician speak with an spanish accent now imagine if a galician spoke with an european portuguese accent...
>>61451903
I don't understand why people say that I have a northeastern accent sometimes, I thought I had a neutral accent. I'm from Brasília by the way.
>>61446063
Like someone trying to talk my language but keeps swallowing water while speaking it
i hate the brazilian accent in english
>>61451942
To use an example from that video
"Ou de Precisao Voce Pode O Seu Relogio"
Comes out to my ear as :
Ova Prezzisasamos hapojara-serelogio
It's just one big blur of words. And her accent is quite clear too :(
>>61452038
Honestly, only the really dark green versions of PT-PT sound anything like old Galician
>>61452147
*Pode Usar
So fast I didn't even notice the "usar"
>>61449033
> it has a shitload of little grammatical rules that make it frustrating even for native speakers
Oh, shut up. Have you ever tried to learn any language besides English? Other Romance languages are like that as well. In fact, most languages have some annoying grammatical rules.
>>61446063
It sounds greasy.
>>61451942
>and they seem to almost merge in between the "sh" and G sounds
The SH thing (pronouncing "ice" as "ishe") is common only in certain dialects. For most, though, end-syllable S can sound only as [s] or [z], never as [sh] or [zh].
The G thing you mentioned is probably in words like "dia" and "dinheiro"; yeah, Portuguese DI can sound like English GEE depending on the accent, and this is quite widespread in South America [besides Santa Catarina and Maranhão AFAIK].
>>61452075
Brasiliense accent is heavily influenced by the Northeastern [not even joking], but I assumed you were from NE just because of your R.
>>61451989
>I mean, it's a really cool fact that our patronyms once we go far back are exactly the same as the Anglo-Norman ones.
Care to elaborate a little more, please? Like, give me some examples.
>>61452273
>>61452168
not even that far, paços de ferreira is in the green shade and they have several of the "features" the other anon was saying.
It has a lot more to do with isolation from the major cities and their networks.
>>61451903
I'm from Rio. The /h/ was because my mic sucks
>>61452322
quase que coincide com o "reino" dos suevos...
>>61452273
From Old Galician to Portuguese it goes exactly like, for example for the surname Peres:
Peritz/Periç > Periz/Peris > Peres
>>61452342
That is only a general guideline though, most people in Alto Trás-os-Montes no longer speak Asturian but in small villages you might still find a few remnants
>>61446063
it is different of Rio Grande do Sul portuguese?
>>61452147
For non-natives foreign, any language sounds fast desu. I met a tourist from some Spanish-speaking country and when she said something to mer IO couldn't understand shit besides the repeated "gracias". It's a matter of getting used to the language, listen to music, games, any kind of media, really. That's also why English it's so easy to learn, it's everywhere
sounds like Russian but reads like spanish
>>61446063
face is 8/10,but she has many ugly tatoo.
totaly no thank you
>>61452553
A little bit.
>>61452681
how is it? Could you clearly know if someone is from Sul?
>>61452216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WCGuMKmLiW
>>61452714
They actually pronounce the words like they are written, the absolute madmen. Also, no "r" distinctions
>>61452727
lel esse "é, eu sei" meu saiu tão gay.
>>61452590
That's true. I'm sure us native English speakers understimate how hard it is to make out individual words in our sentences too.
I speak a basic level of French though and I do find it easier to make out the indivdual words when spoken than Portuguese. As you say it's all a matter of getting used to it.
>>61452748
wow, that would sound very different, right?
>>61452553
Keeping it to pronunciation instead of vocab or grammar, Gaúcho Portuguese is like:
* Ending E/O are open; they don't sound like I/U.
* Ending R is a tap; it sounds the same as the R between vowels.
* "Strong R" (word beginning, RR) is sometimes trilled, like in Spanish and Italian.
* Some speakers do NOT pronounce TI/DI as TSHI/DZHI.
I hear lots of "sh" sounds
>>61452947
You've heard a carioca
t. carioca
>>61452727
Sussa, e desculpe pela confusão.
>>61452748
>Also, no "r" distinctions
Most do the distinction, except German descendants in small villages. But then, this is not exclusive to gaúchos but also quite common in Paraná and Santa Catarina.
>>61453076
Nah, eu não tô puto com isso, cara, só acho daora discutir esse tipo de coisa ueihauiehaui Não tem nada pelo que se desculpar.
>>61453019
Not necessarily.
S palatalization ("dois" sounding like "doich") is also common in the Amazon Basin, Florianópolis* and I guess Recife?
*although Florianópolis Portuguese is so atypical the last thing he would notice would be the SH...
>>61446165
this
>>61446063
I dont know but its really fucking weird how we are able to understand almost everything you say with just knowing little to nothing about portuguese
Sounds like a Spanish speaker who decided to take the day off.
Compare the same song, in three flavors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpQSV_wXGsM
https://youtu.be/9ibreMWAOwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rnYAAYvE1I
>>61446063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZpm8TjyXx8
#saudade
>>61455354
quien sabe se eles entendem isso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gIpzqquDRg
>>61455419
Fuck it post comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1tOV7y94DY
>>61446063
Sounds like a prettier Spanish. I really hate how they pronounce their TI/DI/RRs though.
>>61446855
USA Is best ally.
>>61455472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikutCJd13cM
>>61455472
Always liked that
>>61455623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QfXjsoNe4
>>61455472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9t_R9M2ZJU
comfy as fuck
>>61455472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmN1q4ogMkg
>>61446063
SAUDE! fico tranquila!
(I played Max Payne 3)
Sounds like a language that monkeys would come up with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCB6wQ1R0WA
>>61455472
mais é europeu
https://youtu.be/eq2gY2TVALY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwT2iiKeg1g
Really nasal, makes it sound like you're always complaining. Although if I lived in Brazil, I probably would be.
>>61455472
https://youtu.be/f7UBDGt8VK8
>>61455472
https://youtu.be/v4kXoDE6Wic
I'm learning Brazilian Portuguese, just started so I can visit my friend there and try to "fit in" but will probably fail, but it's worth a shot.
>>61455472
https://youtu.be/Qgmrq-LM2zg
why do the women sound like trannies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v13QWNeO24o
>>61456028
FUCK YOU THE GIRL I LIKE SOUND LIKE AN ANGEL
>>61456064
>girl
bet she has a tight boi pucci
>>61456081
ILL FIGHT YOU RN
>>61446063
Brazilian Portuguese,
oh you mean Brazil.
>>61455472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwaglSF5A5E
the most comfy song ever
>>61446063
sounds like a retarded version of spanish
>>61446063
It's sounds like gypsy language. Seriously, there are lots of gypsies in my neighborhood and they talk like that. It's a mix of Romanian, Slavic languages and some special snowflake ancient gypsy tongues.
>>61457197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA9BZ0M0s9g
>>61446063
they sound like a whores complaining about something
>>61447731
well i do love your transsexuals so you got me i guess
>>61455560
lol thanks
>>61449033
>>61452196
>Grammar rules
yeah so does english
most people die never knowing them
>>61450242
have to agree
