What does Norwegian sound like to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui393qyJrE8
sve je to po srpski
>>61438489
A few years ago I thought Norwegian is a language and not a Swedish dialect
>>61438489
Like Polish-German blandaup.
Not even trying to be rude. I like how it sounds.
>>61438489
Better than Swedish.
I thought Norwegian girls were pretty.
Really makes u think
>>61438547
You thought right
It's like she's trying to speak Dutch but with words that don't have a meaning
I actually tried learning Norwegian for like a week, pretty cool language.
The girl on the video sounds very cute but shes attractive+has nice voice so its probably not a good indicator of how average norwegian would sound to me.
Sounds a lot like German too but without the cancer voices that Dutch also has
like cave trolls fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLN1my33ICQ
Some proper norwegian.
>>61438650
But you sound like Swedes. You look like Swedes. You are awfully close to Swedes. I believe you are Swedes.
>>61438489
Austlandsk er eit ekkelt megmegspråk
>>61438489
Norwegian English is disgusting desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBm3Gwx38Po
>>61438489
Mountain Swedish
Captcha: select all mountains
>one shot at life
>not born in Norway
>>61438489
Really nice actually, clear vowel sounds and no guttural shit like in other germanic languages.
>>61438745
it sounds better than finnish that's for sure
>>61438752
Dette er mykje betre
This is how our language sounds.
>>61438800
Feil
>>61438489
>she will NEVER EVER be ur gf
Goofy high pitch inflection at the end vowels.
Girls like her sound kinda cute but I imagine guys sound gay.
>>61438803
If this girl told me she browses 4chan and watches anime i would believe her
>>61438858
Nei, eg har rett. Eg trur du har feil.
Not as gay as swedish but still pretty gay
>>61438489
Norwegian and English are pretty much the only two languages that don't sound like garbage.
>>61438874
They only speak like that in one small part of the country. The rest of us barely sound like we speak the same language as them.
>>61438489
Faggotspeak
>>61438752
Same as swedish but with an extra dick in mouth.
>>61438817
But isn't Canada like... a 50/50 mix of USA and Norway? I dunno man. Leafland looks nice over the internet.
>>61438902
Bare så det er sagt, så er varianten av ǿstlandsk som tales i den videoen den mest prektige talte formen av norsk. Ingen annen form kommer i nærheten engang.
>>61438803
paperclip is a polish invention
Like an Irish trying to speak German.
>>61438803
cute
>dkn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>>61438817
What is up with Canadians having a huge hard-on for Norway? Is it because the cold reminds you of home?
>>61438489
sounds like german to me
>>61438986
Eg tykjar betre om norsk fåvæ
>>61438989
>still suprised that people steal our inventions and ideas
Kötbullar och olja tack
>>61438489
like a more singsongy and softer german
>>61438489
It sounds like retarded German.
>>61438489
>tfw she'll never be my gf
Bokmål sounds uppity and cheerful, hard to take it too seriously. Nynorsk is an abomination.
>>61438803
I don't know if this is actually a thing or if I'm just imagining it, but Norwegians pronounce "k" at the end of words really strange. It sounds like "ky" to me.
>>61439033
>>61439094
Nochmal haben die Amerikaner bewiesen, dass sie gar nichts über Sprachen wissen.
Norwegian does NOT sound like German ok
>>61438489
Would a Norwegian woman racemix with a Dane?
>>61439254
yes
If English had a personality it would sound like this
da uberkrun bar ifranh kanig ir firalmnoctr fersht po lokjo im in moht manlee shlihtut umtuna ak murt ajahai samskara
>>61439254
That's disgusting
>>61439246
Fuck off.
>>61439301
>If English had a personality it would sound like this
what are you even trying to say
>>61439254
No, but British women literally cannot get enough.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2667262/Why-British-women-giving-birth-Viking-babies-conceived-Danish-donors.html
>>61439046
Unironically I'm not surprised. I just wanted to say that she's wrong. This pianist was the inventor.
>>61439449
That English is extremely neutral and soulless
>>61439353
>>61439449
English has a world-wide reputation of being bland
>>61438986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8AMmnW0UEQ
Hadde vært mye mindre prektig på standard östnorsk.
>>61438489
What does REAL norwegian sound like to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_YbQDgs0f4
>>61439578
The norwegian paper clip is a bit of a myth. basically he invented a form of a paper clip, but better ones were already invented. Actually the basic shape is about as old as the guy you posted, so i doubt he was the inventor either.
>Polish people trying to steal inventions, what a surprise.
>>61439547
>'viking babies'
>it's literally people who went to jerk off into a cup for money for easy money
kek
>>61440017
We never had to steal anything.
It was usually Germans, French and Russians robbing us from our achievements.
BERGENSK MASTER RACE LANGUAGE ARE THE REAL NORWEGIAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I99Q3K18T6c
>>61440467
>bergen
100% megmeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1gf11_IzU
>>61438489
I can't take you seriously
what the fuck does an angry norwegian sound like? must be non existant
>>61438623
>t. kamelåså
>>61438752
Boat guy sounds like värmländska
>>61440554
>what the fuck does an angry norwegian sound like? must be non existant
what the fuck does an angry swede sound like
>>61440467
>jae
are you danish or something
absolutely disgusting baka desu
>>61440654
we don't get angry though
Like Swedish combined with diarrhea 2th, sry.
You don't have to hide your butthurt over your european neighbours behind the greentext.
>>61440554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eihPJ7BTkTw
>>61440548
Yeah lets make this thread bergen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2KNpvlF90
sounds like dick in mouth while speaking german
>>61440761
eg andrar det her
>>61440886
blas mir einen du huso
>>61440796
So if using your own words against you is butthurt, what are your? Double butthurt?
>>61440754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CU9ElmxURk
>>61440886
burn in hell german motherfucker
>>61438489
sounds like the real scandinavian language.
danish is too dirty
swedish is too gay/funny
icelandic is too harsh
>>61440680
no stupid, bergen is totally unique in northern europe
>>61441082
>t. the danish of latin languages
>>61441243
This. what the fuck.
Portugeese sounds like whiney russian.
>>61441243
no,portuguese is harsh,spanish is dirty,french and italian are gay
>>61438489
Sounds nice,like swedish but less singy-songy + at timesit ';s like a record played backwards, ie twin peaks midget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lopDQDYyO7w
Do you think I can get her to say lick my dirtyy heel you filthy subhuman gipsy? For research purposes
>>61438489
literally like elvish
Tell her to use some sort of sun-screen,or a face cream with spf factor,yes even in the winter,you'll get premature wrinkles otherwise desu
>>61441467
Is he ok? Did they use special roach bombs for natives or regular bombs for people?
>>61438489
She has 0 tits
>>61438489
Really weird German.
>>61441676
her friends are better
>>61441675
köksal can form into a ball and roll out of danger when he senses something is wrong, he is fine
>>61438489
Exactly like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUUomeCnKI
>>61438803
she sounds like,you now,like valley girl speak. Tipical chick adopting a fake dumb "american" accent . The like ,like, is a dead giveaway
>>61438489
gay
>>61442512
gay ti je otac
>>61442353
It doesnt have to be fake. If she consumes english only through american media from LA settings its only natural to copy it
>>61442534
ne, moj nije norvežanin :^)
It should be illegal for women to look that good
>>61438489
>tfw subhuman pole and will never have qt norwegian gf
>i'll never have an aryan norwegian gf
fucking hell lads
>>61443023
where are her tits
Like an angel.
do norwegian grills enjoy black/shitskin cock like their swedish counterparts?
>>61438489
when women talk it: a dream come true. i love all norwegian women, perfection on earth.
when men talk it: if you werent SUCH FUCKINGF FAGGOTS you would tule the world.
shame for the fact that you forgot how to viking.
>>61444772
are you an immigrant?
>>61438489
Like an easy language, in all honesty. If you are fluent in English, it won't take you longer than half a year to speak/understand Nynorsk. It's literally a copypasta of English grammar.
HOWEVER
Every single city/village/family/a fucking person having their own dialect/accent. That's a fucking pain. Although that girl is probably an exception proving the rule.
>>61440761
lmao bix noods way to prove pol right
>>61444804
of course you mong. white tho, otherwise i wouldnt even dare to think to speak with them.
oh btw if anybody wants to hit on norwegian girls: prepare to turn up the asshole level to maximum, they fucking eat it up so hard.
>>61438489
Norwegian is beautiful. I love the "singing" characteristic of it - that really separates it from pretty much every other European language, except for Swedish.
I like it so much in fact, that I decided to learn some basics a couple of years ago. Enough, that I can say "Norway is better than Sweden" at least.
It sounds like German
Which means it sounds shitty
>>61445294
where are you originally from? dont be USA pls
>>61445294
blue pill me on norwegian pussy
How the hell does this sound like German?! It's sounds nothing like German, thank God. At least to me.
>>61445707
F*ck off uellington
>>61445752
They are in the same language family, it should sound similiar to you because it is similiar
>>61438489
>dfn ingen kjæreste
It's normally combined with being drunk and obnoxious if i hear norwegian in my country.
>>61445707
lots of Vaginal Infections and various diseases
>>61438489
it's basically swedish
>>61445757
t. Uéllerson
>>61438489
Better than Icelandic.
>>61445780
Well, then that would be a shitty definition of "similar", simply tool broad.
English sounds nothing like German to me as well. Does it to you?
>>61445876
I can't believe this. How?
>>61445982
Yeah it does. Albeit less than Norwegian-German
>>61445889
>it's basically swedish
she was born close to the swedish border. All border towns has some swedish influence
>>61438489
Freedom and trade deals, my brother.
>>61445876
oh BOI
where d white womenz AT?
>>61445876
>spreading lies on an image board
>>61446000
>I can't believe this. How?
because it's 2016
Like german or french.
>>61445373
just give up senpai.
learning norwegian on the internet is a joke, in reality they speak like retards and nobody speaks like they do on the tv/courses.
the only way to learn it is to actually hear it and talk it in the city you are in.
>>61445478
TRENTINO ALTO ADIGE
>>61445707
absolutely master race, extremely beautiful and intelligent.
they look MUCH older than other ethnies and they age much faster.
(they themselves agree with this wiev btw).
they are EXTREME bitches. if actually want to be the man of the relationship, which for most young norwegian boys is not important., you have to make it clear since the first glance.
ive bee years and the only thing that works with them is to be assholish/mocking.
just dont ever make them a compliment or agree with them.
NEVER.
do not ever agree with anything at all, even if you actually agree, always belittle them,mock them, make fun of them, tease them etc.
otherwise treat them like their "men" do and maybe you will even get sex (if you are rich/look as good as their men/famous) but prepare for unending bitchiness.
>>61446000
most gonorrhea in Europe
>>61446015
I see. What would be the equivalent in similarity of German and Norwegian among the Slavic languages for you?
>>61446106
Are you drunk or you normally talk like this?
>>61446106
so they're basically like any woman in the world :^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ?
>>61446191
that is why most norwegian men prefers foreign women because they have less dieseases
>>61446191
Proof?
>>61446247
>2016
>Making fun of someone's English on the Internet.
Marian táhni spát a neotravuj ty koksa kokotský.
>>61446338
Im not making fun of his english, he just sounds like bydlo retard
>>61439839
lol
>>61446296
absolutely not.
in other places you try to be more balanced in the approach, a bit of assholery/teasing and a bit of compliments and fell good things.
ive been to a lot of places asides from americas and i never experience such difficulties as here, the first years were really hard women wise; after i understood this it was ok.
>>61446247
you
>>61446191
i dont believe this boys.
>>61446302
nah its because you guys are pussies and prefer asians instead of your insane bitches.
>>61446106
>they are EXTREME bitches. if actually want to be the man of the relationship, which for most young norwegian boys is not important., you have to make it clear since the first glance.
>ive bee years and the only thing that works with them is to be assholish/mocking.
>just dont ever make them a compliment or agree with them.
>NEVER.
>do not ever agree with anything at all, even if you actually agree, always belittle them,mock them, make fun of them, tease them etc.
>otherwise treat them like their "men" do and maybe you will even get sex (if you are rich/look as good as their men/famous) but prepare for unending bitchiness.
Nice meme brah.
>>61446191
https://www.apotek1.no/sex-og-samliv/seksuelt-overforbare-sykdommer/gonore
>Gonoré er i dag en relativt sjelden sykdom i Norge
"Gonorrhea is a relatively rare disease in Norway today"
>>61446106
Well, I stopped long ago after not much invested effort. Mainly because I wasn't able to adequately fake many of the sounds (can't even properly pronounce "heter" damn it)
I had and still have no intention to live in Norway for a longer period of time so the standard Norwegian is good enough I guess. I actually prefer it to some dialects.
>"Hinga-dinga-durgin"
What did SpongeBob mean by this?
>>61446470
>nah its because you guys are pussies and prefer asians instead of your insane bitches.
it's because we are smart and cares about our health.
Not sure what it's called, but the sexual transmission disease which gives you flaming red skin rash which there are no cure for, that one is also common in Norway.
>>61446794
herpes?
what the fuck are your women fucking then?
>>61446526
>so the standard Norwegian is good enough I guess
thats the thing, there is no such a thing.
you might as well speak anglish, norwegians never speak real norwegian between themselves, they speak the language of they city they grew up in.
>>61446480
det er sanheten likevel rævhol
>>61446506
i knew my norske waifur couldnt not be not pure
>>61446916
hvor bor du og hvor lenge har du bodd i norge? hvor er du fra opprinnelig?
>>61446794
>shilling this hard
they will get that refugee COK anyways sven, stop meming
>>61446916
>det er sanheten likevel rævhol
>rævhol
It's not
also
t.buthurt
>>61447019
they have been warned
>>61446916
Well, that's true for pretty much every European country. All "standard" languages are an artificial creation. No one speaks "standard" Slovenian either. Yet learning the formal version is a preferred way to go for many.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O-5LJY-XR0
ICELANDERS SOUND LIKE PAKIS CONFIRMED !!!11!!!111!!!one
>tfw norwegian women love swedish men
>>61446916
>det er sanheten likevel rævhol
BERGEN
E
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G
E
N
>>61447313
>swedish men
those are extinct
>>61447313
They love wimps you say?
>>61447378
They never existed
>>61447186
His point is that there's no formal version of this language either.
danish tb.h
because its the same language
RAPEFUGEES ITT PLEASE TELL ME HOW DOES IT FEELS LIKE TO IMPREGNATE AN ARYAN QTIE WITH YOUR STAINED HERITAGE??!?!?!?!?!
>>61447413
>there is no codified norwegian
i dont believe you
>>61438489
Sounds funny, sorry I just can't help it, it's just so weird.
Norway, best womans desu
>>61447502
fuck off nigger
an english person swallowed a rare bird
>>61447378
>tfw Swedish white man are a minority in Sweden
>tfw Swedish black man are a majority
>tfw the most learnt language on Dualingo in Sweden is Swedish
LUL
Sounds like a drunk person speaking dutch kek
>>61438489
It sounds like an uneducated dialect of Swedish.
>>61440554
Gutte sker det!?
>>61447610
bix nood motherfucker
all white womenZ belong to the great HAREM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuzpFMWReZw
>>61447533
We have two codified written forms of Norwegian, but as far as spoken Norwegian goes, it's up to yourself. Our PM speaks Bergen accent because she's from there.
>>61447710
>It sounds like an uneducated dialect of Swedish.
Not sure how it is in other countries, but the border towns in Norway have some ifluence of swedish.
>thread about Norway
>SWEDEN YES
You shitskins are obsessed
>>61447304
I think the Icelandic is qt
>>61448108
Looks like your entire country has Swedish influence. >>61439353
>>61447578
so this is white?
>>61448385
Scandinavian women are orange due to unreal amout of fake tan
how is it like to be white and have educated parents?
>>61448419
wasted potential and the one in bottom left seems burned
>>61448531
normal
>>61448888
> i will never experience a structured family with common values
