The Netherlands and Denmark go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?
Denmark has one of the best trained armies in Europe. I'd pick thems
>>61436475
>Netherlands
I'm a sad new york twink boy
>>61436475
Neither, because neutral.
>>61436475
denmark because the netherlands are a bunch of depressed, hotheaded cunts that are always angry and rude whenever I see one in real life or not
australia is a vassal of denmark
but netherlands has a real qt field hockey team
tough choice but someone has to protect grandmas sewing tins
>>61436475
I'd go with Netherlands, because almost same toothpaste flag and DUDE WEED LMAO
>>61436475
Denmark. Generally a more interesting country and I like how they said "fuck off" when they were asked to take in boat loads on refugees.
Netherlands used to have the weed thing going for them but now even my city in Texas has decriminalized it. So the novelty wore off.
>>61436522
But they have like only 5 million people wouldn't really be a fair fight.
>>61436475
the one with the most bicycles
FREEDOM INCOMING
This would literally be easy mode for us. We're three times their size. And have quite good gear. Especially our navy.
>>61436882
>Generally a more interesting country
Tell me why, anon. I like Denmark but why is Denmark more interesting?
>>61436475
I like both. Can I mediate a peace deal between the two?
>>61439496
T H I C C C
You know in our last war we took on Indonesia.
Now we can finally test our new JSF's. They better work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5fHcrjt7iU
Music
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>>61439346
Ya know, I really can't tell you. Just an uninformed opinion. Probably cause it's a Nordic country and I find Nordic countries interesting
>>61439351
Sure, I like Denmark too.
denmark.
not too multicuturalist like netherlands
also:
flandes is spain
>>61439705
Yes and that worked out sooo well. Killing Some people who werent even trained to flight isnt really a war.
>>61439969
Thats racist m8
>>61440036
We won military speaking.
>>61440082
Like thats something to brag about
Netherlands so we could invade Denmark as we planned few decades ago.
>holland
or
>strong and courageous danes
not much of a choice is it
>>61440183
Thanks for your support desu senpai.
>>61440176
You really did?
>>61439891
Mighty kind of you, pardner.
Our army is literally out of bullets so I dunno how we'd stop them.
>>61439496
SAMENLEVING
>>61436475
>Fighting your best allies.
I side with Denmark, Because the last time someone declared war on us we were steamrolled as all hell.
>>61440728
I know right
>>61440759
If you mean WW2, the generals just gave up. But we weren't really steamrolled. We barely had any losses.
The Germans were actually stuck outside Holland and had an equal amount of losses, which is why they bombed Rotterdam.
>>61440857
Yeah we used or ancient old strategie. Setting the country under water. Still worked though.
>>61440440
Yes, of course it was plan if ww3 would get started. So it would be a counterattack.
>>61441147
In the cold war it was the Netherlands it's role to protect Germany.
And if Germany would fall The Netherlands and Belgium would nuke enemy troops in Germany. So they wouldn't be able to reach us.
>>61441277
Operation turn Germany into a crater :^)
>>61441277
How would the Netherlands protect Germany? Ride our bikes and try to shoot Russians with our old napoleon guns
>>61439496
Really makes you think huh.
>>61439496
Never realised just how fucking full we were...
Jesus.
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