>wake up
>in the Australian Outback
>what do you do?
>>61433075
I'd try to meet a strange lady
Wonder what crime I committed.
>>61433075
Explore the outback with the lads obviously
>>61433210
You mean explore the lads backsides inside out?
water is important.
so the first thing I should do is to find cactuses aka water source.
>>61433134
this guy will survive
I'd eat witchetty grubs roasted on a fire, just like Les Stroud.
>>61434222
can't you hear can't you hear the thunda?
probably die desu
Die.
I hate heat.
>>61433075
Probably go check out that rock in the distance. I mean, if I can see it, it's close, right?
Die in the next 2 minutes
>>61433134
That would make me nervous
Search for water, smoke out, kill and eat wildlife. Is there anything else I could do?
>>61434222
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA?
shitpost.
A FUCKING ROCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT AUSTRALIA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I order a bloomin' onion and wait for that fat-asses waitress to walk by again so I can snap a cheeky pic
>>61436730
I would die of hunger.
I have never been to one where the service wasn't absolute shit and slow as hell.
