itt: how do you make coffee?
> grind beans for 10-15 seconds
>fill pic related up to just below the little drainer nub
> put in coffee, don't compact
> set stove to medium-high heat
> 1 small ice cube when ready
Go to Mcdonalds
>>61415881
I think we all expected a little better from you
With the traditional Finnish method:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>61415855
I got an automatic coffee/espresso machine for around 500bucks.
One of the best invests I've ever made, seriously.
>>61415855
same, only without ice cube
>>61415855
>Aluminium percolator, not steel
>Percolator at all; overextracted coffe does not make an espresso
>Ice cube, wtf?
Anyway I use an aeropress or a v60 pourover, little bit of milk no sugar
>>61415855
every day
I usually have coffee that's prepared by someone else as I only drink coffee a few times a year.
Capsule machine
I fell for the meme, don't buy these things, capsules are expensive and create tons of trash. Go for >>61417192 instead.
My parents do it. It is a pretty homemade stuff, we have an coffee but nobody likes it.
>>61418463
coffee machine*
>>61415855
actually impressed
Are there many Americans who don't fall for the meme coffee they serve you in big mugs at diners? I've always wondered how shitty and weak that coffee of yours' got to be if you can get a refill and don't have a heartattack for drinking several mugs of it.
>>61415855
like that except I guy ground coffee and I don't put ice in it, eugh.
and don't put the stove on high but on minimum.
>>61418700
Few people under the age of 40 actually think diner coffee is good.
The worst meme coffee is starbucks. Their frappuccinos are basically milkshake-y things, which is fine, but their actual coffee is total trash. They can't figure out how to do a roast without burning it to death. Everything tastes charred.
As for how I make coffee, I usually use a french press, but I also have a cheap espresso machine I like to use. None of the shit with pods or k-cups. I used one like OP's for a while, but it's just gathering dust now.
>>61415855
i use siphon maker.
>>61418700
A serving of espresso has about 30-50 mg of caffeine, a serving of American coffee has about double that even if it's lower in concentration.
Cold brew master-race, fuck every hot drink I make coffee ice cubes just so I don't have to drink the stuff that comes out of my drip machine hot. But I drink cold brew daily with some Irish cream
>>61419009
Really? That's surprising, than those refills mean a shitload of coffein, how can Americans adapt?
>>61419163
They don't, that's why they are all nevrotic fucks that die of heart diseases at 60
>>61419218
Our average lifespan is 78. You only make it four years longer on average, and we definitely aren't four years behind because we drink coffee, but because we're fat.
>>61419074
>he fell for the cold brew meme
You know the whole idea of cold extraction -> cold coffee is totally arbitrary, right? If you just want to have iced coffee, there's no reason why you couldn't just make hot coffee (and thus get better extraction) and then quickly chill it, for example by brewing directly on ice. Likewise there's no reason why you couldn't drink cold extracted coffee hot, if you prefer the taste of cold extraction to hot extraction. Cold brewing wastes a ton of coffee though, because you need to use a very high coffee to water ratio to get any flavor as the extraction is so inefficient.
sorry i don drink normalfaggot drinks. i only drink dr pepper and tea (real tea, the green stuff)
>>61419317
Are you actually retarded? They taste completely different, and cold brew is better dude. You can drink all the acidic hot doo-doo you want, but my hand roasted and hand ground beans only get the cold brew treatment ;Ppp
>>61415855
>coffee
>>61419465
If you're using a drip pot you aren't giving your beans a chance. Drip is almost the objective worst way to hot brew your coffee, aside from percolating.
>>61419505
I do not care, it is 115F when I wake up I want coffee cold immediately. Aside from a drip and mokka pot, what else is there?
>>61419465
Dumb wikihow poster
>>61419555
>>61419538
French press, aeropress, siphon, pour over.
The real coffee fanboys have a big hardon for pourover and siphon right now, but those are a bit too involved for me. French press is my favorite, because the coffee is more uniformly exposed to the water and it isn't a pain in the ass. It'll take a couple tries to get it how you like it, but I think it's worth figuring out.
Though if it's 115 for you every day I understand why you have a strong preference for cold brew.
>>61419668
I make cold brew in my french press.
>>61419733
Ah, gotcha. I just assumed you were making it like the pic >>61419074
>open part where you put the filter in
>throw out old filter
>put in new filter
>put in coffee powder
>open the hatch on top
>pour in water
>close it all
>turn on machine
>wait 10-15 minutes
>take out coffee
>add copious amounts of sugar and milk
>>61419803
I used to but I needed my mason jars to hold my granola
2 spoons of instant coffee
35 drops of sweetener
fill the cup with hot water from the tap
>>61415855
Automatic. Or press coffee.
A lot of coffee, always. Quantity counts.
>pic related, thank you Lowlandlands
Coffee preparation methods ranked by quality of coffee, best to worst:
espresso machine > coffee siphon > Aeropress > French press > pour over > Turkish > moka pot > drip machine > instant coffee
Coffee preparation methods ranked by autism, most to least:
coffee siphon >>> Aeropress > espresso machine > Turkish (if you are white) > pour over > moka pot > French press > Turkish (if you are middle-eastern) > drip machine > instant coffee
As we can see from the quality vs. autism scale, the best method is likely the French press which allows you to have good coffee without having to feel like a fucking autist for using it.
>>61419960
literally autism
Instant grounds + hot water with a bit of sugar and milk.
>but muh flavour
>>61420012
No need to say the obvious, spaghettibro, look at his flag.
>>61420012
just look at the flag
frog squish
>>61419960
I'll agree but I'd say drip machine can be much worse than instant depending on its state
>caffeine
Yeah nah
>>61420111
>>61420081
STOP IT
I'M A NORMAL FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY
>>61420191
Tea also has caffeine you British cuck
>>61420191
Literally best drug.
>>61415855
haven't had anything else since I got my moka a few years ago
fuck the ice cube though
>>61420214
A normal functioning member of an autistic society, i.e. an autist in an autistical society will of course consider himself and those around him to be normal, but to everyone else they are not. I'm sorry, Finland.
instant coffee is the best
warm water from the tap,and pour in the "coffee",add cheap scotch and dump it in your maw
gets the day started every time,nescafe gold is not that bad
>>61420244
Harsh.
best coffee come out work coffee helper help machine
I like tea instead especially Darjeeling
>>61415855
>> 1 small ice cube when ready
and you were doing so well up to this point
open nescafe bag
pour into boiling water
>this morning
>boiling coffii maker
>>61423356
tbf iced coffee is good during the summer.
What's wrong with all of you. A simple french press is like 20 dollars and you can put in any kind of coffee you wish.
>>61420244
Why are Danes so harsh to Finns? Second time I've seen someone Danish btfo Finns for being autistic cunts, the other guy really went after him though
>>61426206
they get upset when you remind them that they aren't really scandinavian because their country is located in mainland europe and a bunch of islands instead of the scandinavian peninsula :^)
>>61426289
But you're less Scandinavian than them. At least they speak snownig, also you are a part of Russia
>>61415855
>in morning
>brew a pot in my really good coffee maker
>in afternoon when I only want one cup
>Keurig, small cup
>two shots of espresso from my pressure machine (not steam)
>mix
yep
