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The European "union" edition
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>merkel becomes worse than hitler

POTTERY
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>>61413344
>>61413335
>EU countries will lose the right to have their own army, criminal law, taxation system or central bank

hahahahahahaha fucking hell
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>anon, PLEASE stop talking about countries and brexits or whatever, and help me pick out clothes!!!
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Called a girl cute, so my GF got pissy and told me to never do it again!

hahaha
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bart
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>>61413364
*puts my dick on the table of clothes*
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/683739/EU-referendum-German-French-European-superstate-Brexit

> EUROPEAN political chiefs are to take advantage of Brexit by unveiling their long-held plan to morph the continent’s countries into one GIANT SUPERSTATE, it has emerged today.

> The foreign ministers of France and Germany are due to reveal a blueprint to effectively do away with individual member states in what is being described as an “ultimatum”.

> Under the radical proposals EU countries will lose the right to have their own army, criminal law, taxation system or central bank, with all those powers being transferred to Brussels.
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>>61413415
#I'llRideWithYou
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>>61413415
> implying this will ever happen
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3rd time will be the charm right?
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>>61413364
>hmm okay yes i think this would compliment your figure
*takes out burka from behind back*
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>>61413469
nazi
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>>61413481
now i like him
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2015/10/i-wanted-believe-jeremy-corbyn-i-cant-believe-seumas-milne
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>>61413462
>haha you're so funny! Are you saying I'm fat and need to cover up you dick? hahahaha!
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>>61413499
Everybody likes comrade corbyn
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>>61413539
can corbyn be the stalin of the labour party????
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>>61413452
Oh yes, who wouldn't trust the Germans
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>>61413508
buy a bra ffs. right slag
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>>61413563
bit gay lad
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>>61413415
Wish this was from a more credible source....
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England a week ago:
- EU;
- good economy;
- AAA rating;
- a proper PM;
- football team the citizens look foward to watching.

Englel today:
- not in EU;
- recession;
- the rating went down;
- no PM;
- 1 : 2 with Iceland.
- 2 Brexits in 1 week.

What a great time to be alive.
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>>61413563
slightly homosexual lad
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>>61413575
It took us 102 years but we finally destroyed it.
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Bone cancer is scary
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>>61413607
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>>61413607
Imagine how this must fucking feel
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>>61413563
>it's my choice and MY body!
>>61413571
>>61413587
>these men understand...my dutch gfs say dutch men are too feminine... if my sexuality is making you nervous, I think it's best if we stay friends. these men can show me out.

>>61413607
EW MAN THAT SHIT NAY NAY
THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD
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>>61413563
bent a bit
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>>61413575
I have sort of detached myself from the situation and can see how funny it is from an outsiders point of view.
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>>61413364
Every time I went with gf to a clothing store I just sat on a bench and waited for her to be done with it.
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>>61413446
How the fuck could a bus drop a 250lb bomb?
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because they believe we are the same person stupid niggeroid faggot
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>>61413639
have literally no idea what is going on there
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poo

wank
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>>61413698
VERY good post
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>>61413461
Just remember, the German can be defeated with either extreme cold or extreme heat.
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>>61413698
pwank
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>ta mate will watch that, has some bad drama in it by the looks of the trailer (people in falling snow with no tops on...really) but the doc looks good. There are other docs on this guy (the victim)that have been made over the years if you are interested.

Some of the reenacting is kinda corny but it's very informative and eye opening overall to what it was actually like to live in that time and really neat to see how they found out that Stonehendge is a lot more than just the stone circle but in fact a complex of monuments in the area

Definitely interested in more docs about that guy

Got any titles to lookup?
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>>61413682
it dumps it like a snake taking a shit
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>>61413575
>You a week ago
-Good prospects of moving to the UK and getting a mid level job as a plumber

>You today
-No future so you're just shitposting in the /brit/ thread of a Mongolian painting forum
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>>61413607
Ouch
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>>61413682
OBVIOUSLY you would open the door and push it out. god damn british engineers lmao
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>>61413597
>Scotland and NI will be independent soon
>We'll join the EAA meaning we'll have to accept the immigrants
>They'll give us another referendum when we have tons more of immigrants,voting age people and dead oldies

Also Nigel is a German
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>>61413724
idk I'm not a uneducated person so I don't need to move to englel :3

stay salty
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>>61413817
I can see caring about Scotland btu does anyone actually want to keep NI?
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tinder must still be broken as i have received 0 matches
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>>61413847
They're both useless but it'd be a shame to break up the UK.

They'd have to leave before applying for EU membership which could be turned down by any member state. Since they don't have much to offer and countries have said they would veto them in the past, it's a gamble. Outside the UK & EU, no more handouts. They'd simply wither away.
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>>61413597
t.Mahlel al Lelkek Germani

posted from my allahphone
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>>61413893
how long have you had it
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thailad post your willy mate
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>>61413893
pro tip: try putting your location to Accra, Ghana
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>>61413926
yes thats correct its broken
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>>61413932
but im a grill :O
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>When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan.
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>>61413956
kek
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>>61413913
Maybe I'm not nationalistic or whatever I literally only care about England changing the flag. The union flag is legit the best flag just from the visual stand point and England's flag is just boring.

I saw people during the Scottish referendum acting like it'd be tragic if Scotland left, why? You could still go there if you want they just wouldn't have the same government. We have close cultural connection with Ireland and they've been independent for nearly a 100 years.
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anyway, muslims aren't all bad. look at this lovely song that one of them wrote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGlR6oFjC3A
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why is the netherlands posting here
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pick my 9 up, or hit the lineup?
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>>61413940
i had it for a day and got none so i removed it but apparently it takes a day or two for matches to come through when you first make it because it is obviously dependent on them using it + running out of likes and shit
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>>61413972
The flag is a big deal ngl. I regularly see people wearing it here and it's a nice feel, it's aesthetic af.
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>>61413932
Man you keep mentioning homo shit. You know what they say right dread? When some batybwoy keeps talking about it, it is because he is insecure about himself. So take a yadstik and put it up your bloodclad ass yadman.
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>losing to iceland
KEK
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>>61414050
what the fuck is this post
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Lads I can feel the blood of my Saxon ancestors flowing through me with every word that I speak

Feels good to be part of such a glorious bloodline
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>hey i don't know how you thinking about thais ladies is too much or not but i am not same like some type of girls you knew :) peoples are not same maybe a am different type ofgirl ^.^""
what is this shit thailad
why do people do this
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>>61414111
why attach that image to that post?
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>when teddy says he doesn't want a relationship anymore
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>>61413983
why not

:D
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>gf tells me she's a virgin (believable because circumstances)
>however she tells me she's been spanked and watched a bunch of videos she asked various guys to make where they wank

I mean it's no different from porn right
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>all these non-anglo commonwealth cunts
JUST
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

AWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAA
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>>61414156
bit racist
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>playing assassins creed london
>karl marx is in it
>he is portrayed as a goody
reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>when the hole in your heart hurts but you have to stay positive for your 3 fans
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>>61414176
he is genuinely autistic
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>>61414150
I would rather a girl that's had sex in a long term committed relationship that didn't pan out than a girl who is "technically" a virgin but displays whorish behaviour like soliciting porn and getting spanked outside of a committed relationship.
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>>61414124
Because she's hot
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Twinnings went and put some free tea samples through my letter flap lads.

Trying the salted caramel one now.
Tastes alright with about two teaspoons of sugar but doesn't smell so good straight from the mug.
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>>61414176
*vibrates vocal chords while singing*
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>>61414189
yeah this

she sounds like a massive cock tease and attention whore
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>>61414199
Sounds pretty grim

I'm a PG Tips man myself
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>>61414196
eh definitely no where near hot enough to warrant that
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>>61414225
You only think that because you live in the land of the turbonormie where every girl is Stacy incarnate
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>mum called me a "larger lad" today

Gonna have to start taking the gym seriously haha.
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I shave once a week
How often do you shave?
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>>61414242
no lad she has a round head, the face of a child, boring brown eyes, hair thats probably damaged from all the bleaching, a noticeable amount of foundation on, and just has a general 2005 look going for her
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>>61414247
lefty twat
go collect your bennies you fucking leech
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>>61414251
more than that, baby face
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>when you've gotten past your relationship troubles and thing seem to be looking up, but the dentist walks into work with a suspicious briefcase
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>>61414274
I have a STEM degree and have never been on unemployment welfare in my life :DD
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Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them
I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows!
Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"
The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!"
And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB!
Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."
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>>61414220
She pretty much is
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The Times: Chancellor George #Osborne says he will not run as a candidate for the leadership of the Conservative Party
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>>61414294
Fuck him up and rob him
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>>61414294
Post the "hullo, where are the thai children" one
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>>61414289
>>61414289
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>>61414294
do a stone cold steve austin stunner and steal his shoes
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>Sky sources: Jeremy Hunt is considering a bid to be the next leader of the Conservative Party

[this kills the junior doctor]
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>>61414294
a barrel roll
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DRINK LOTS OF WATER
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>>61414368
Me in the middle
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>>61414221
It was the better sounding of the two honestly.
The other one was Gingerbread.
I shudder to think how it's gonna smell.
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>>61414371
a mealy mouthed response
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>>61414341
Chavs >>>/out/
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>Microsoft has agreed to pay a Californian woman $10,000 (£7,500) after an automatic Windows 10 update left her computer unusable.

>Teri Goldstein said her Windows 7 computer had automatically tried to update itself to Windows 10 without her permission.

>She said the update had made her machine unstable, leaving her unable to use it to run her business.

oy vey
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There are 18 posters in this thread.
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>>61414411
>Goldstein
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>>61414368
why is there two russell brands? could have easily swapped one of them with a jeremy paxman desu
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Since they're only 18 of us lets get to know each other.

Whats religious believes do you hold?

Are you single?

Would you do it all again?
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>>61414425
31 actually
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>>61414455
none yes no ragrets
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It's OK to say that 16 million people are against leaving and that's a bit shit.

But what alternative is there? Declare democracy finished and go against 17 million?
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>>61414455
fuck off NSA
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>>61414411
made my rorke plugin go mental
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>>61414455
>Since they're only 18 of us lets get to know each other.
There's 36 of us
>Whats religious believes do you hold?
Cultural Catholic
>Are you single?
Yes
>Would you do it all again?
No
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>>61414455
>Whats religious believes do you hold?
Athiest
>Are you single?
Rather not say
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PUMPED UP
https://soundcloud.com/craigxen/deathtohewhocrossme
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top kek
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>Cultural Catholic
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>>61414490
gen y btfo
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>2000+20-5+1
>not being Roman Catholic
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>>61414455
>Whats religious believes do you hold?
None.
>Are you single?
Yes.
>Would you do it all again?
Yeah.
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>>61414473
>Cultural Catholic
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>>61414455
cultural catholic
cultural catholic
practicing cultural catholic
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>>61414464
>>61414474
>>61414519
>Whats religious believes do you hold?
>None.
>Are you single?

There's defiantly a pattern here.
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To be honest mate I fucking detest you, just fuck off. I hate all Irish people.

My parents are Irish and Scottish I was lucky to be born in England and I can't fucking stand my Irish family and their shitty political divide.

I'll never forget going to Ireland with a friend as a young boy and mentioning to his family that some of my family are Dubliners, some are from Belfast and she said 'oh the bad type then?'

I was fucking 15 years old, why try and instil hatred into a 15 year old?


The worst fucking part is you clover eating, Guinness drinking fuck tards all cry about 'muh independence' yet you swarm over here in England and live the exact same as us, even on a Cambodian Stitching imageboard you post in the British part.

FUCK

OFF
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>dat Joe Hart head & shoulders advert

Oh god
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>>61414550
I'm single because I recently broke up with my girlfriend though and I have a fwb.
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Morning cunts
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>>61414455
Cultural Muslim

No I'm culturally married to my 4 wives

If it was in a cultural manner, of course
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Morning lads
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>>61414583
ooooooooooooooooo fuck off
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>why yes, I do base my life on the teachings from a book written by desert jews 2000 years ago, and the earth is only about 5000 years old and evolution doesn't fucking exist sweetheart :)
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penile girth

why does this phenomenon reoccur to me on a daily basis
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>>61414502
>>61414525
>A lapsed Catholic is a baptized Catholic who is non-practicing.[1][2] Such a person may still identify as a Catholic[1] and remains a Catholic according to canon law.[3][4]
>Some lapsed Catholics attend Mass on special occasions like Christmas and Easter. Such lapsed Catholics are colloquially referred to by such terms as Cultural Catholics, Submarine Catholics, Two-Timers, Chreasters,[22][23] C&E Catholics,[24] Poinsettia & Lily Catholics,[23] APEC (Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Easter, and Christmas), CEOs (Christmas and Easter Only), CAPE Catholics (Christmas, Ash [Wednesday], Palm [Sunday], Easter), PACE Catholics (Palm [Sunday], Ash [Wednesday], Christmas, Easter), CASE Catholics (Christmas and Sometimes Easter), CMEs (Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter), or A&P Catholics (for Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday).[25]

>>61414571
>Cultural Muslims are religiously unobservant, secular or irreligious individuals who still identify with the Muslim culture due to family background, personal experiences, or the social and cultural environment in which they grew up. Cultural Muslims are found across Europe, Central Asia, North America and parts of South, Southeast and West Asia.
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>>61414583
Morning nong Herts
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>>61414594
no fuck off
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>>61414583
hope you get sacked today on the spot
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Actually it looks like we did a pretty good job of conquering and subjugating you fucks. You have no money, no international influence, and no respect. Irish culture isn't anything more than English culture with a green veneer, since we thoroughly destroyed everything that used to be there. The few people who still speak Irish use it to whine about how the only worthwhile part of the shitstained isle is still under British rule.
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Mates birthday today, should probably wish him happy birthday haha
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>>61414613
th-thanks

>>61414604
'ing p'thailad
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ping thailad.zz.mu
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Gbp forecasted to fall even further today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9VoZb8Mko
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umO3iqac_4c

big fan of british engineering 2bqh
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*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
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>>61414628
pls not 32 bytes :[
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Going to start speaking with an American accent and using American spelling because I am so ashamed of being English this week.
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>>61414678
FOY
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Why are British jews based? Sacha Cohen, Louis Theroux, Nigella Lawson, Noel Gallagher.

Then in America they are all mentalists. Donald Trump, Steven Schpielberg, Sharon Osbourne, Steven Seegal.

Has being America to do with it in any way? Makes one wonder.
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>>61414678
FOY
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>thailad.zz.mu

Why would you access this website? It's got to be on every countries special services monitoring list, definitely a CP marketplace for thainonce to sell pictures of his exploits on. I would NOT want my IP anywhere NEAR that thing when he gets busted
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>>61414645
# ping -f -s 99999 thailad.zz.mu

PING thailad.zz.mu 99999 bytes of data.

--- localhost ping statistics ---

427412 packets transmitted, 427412 received, 0% packet loss, time 10941ms

rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.003/0.004/1.004/0.002 ms, ipg/ewma 0.025/0.004 ms

You're fucking dead, kiddo
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>>61414704
please don't hack me
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>>61414251
If I want to look clean shaven I shave about once every 3 days or so, other than that I just don't give a fuck and shave whenever I have to look good
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>>61414688
Aquafresh
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he's sending lots of packets, probably all to do with drugs
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afternoon
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So when do the glory days start

Things looking grim right now
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>>61413415
that would be one stronk nation
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>>61414251
Every few days, grows way too fast now, if I always wanted to look clean shaven I'd have to do it every day
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>>61414685
>>61414691
God damn it guy don't be jerks.
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>>61413415
>brexiters making shit up for damage control

Cute
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>>61414704
*checks incoming requests*
*opens loic*
heh, nothing personal kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4lmuTh-GE
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What is going on
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>>61414745
Now we've left it has a small economy than the US
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>>61414733
I shaved last night for the first time in a while (had been keeping a stubble) and I do look noticeably younger

I have the ability to grow a Viking beard but I'm hairy enough as it without going full caveman
Plus beards hurt
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>>61414765
GREAT post
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no wonder david cameron thought remain would win. tories have no idea that that many poortherners even exist
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>>61414767
the beginning of the war
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>>61414767
Jezza "behead blairites" Corbyn will be be phased by this
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>>61414781
THANKS, OOSTRAILIA
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look at my fucking dog
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>>61414769
aren't your banks leaving the country already?
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lads, what's the formula for figuring out how young you can fuck without it being weird?
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>>61414808
age / 2 + 7
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should i take a grill to finding dory for a first date lads
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>>61414808
half age + 7
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>>61414800
Scummy little runt
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'Nuff said!
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Leave is going too far
You did not have to leave the european championship too!
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>>61414800
can see you in her eyes x
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>>61414820
movies are a bit meh for first dates. you want to get to know each other, and that's a bit hard in a movie.
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>>61414800
สวัสดีครับ nong wan wan
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>>61414743
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOIuXsQ0tBM
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>>61414708
Currently hacking into your mainframe, heh, nothing personal

(defun run-ex3-client-helper (host port)

(with-open-socket
(socket :connect :active
:address-family :internet
:type :stream
:external-format '(:utf-8 :eol-style :crlf)
:ipv6 nil)

(connect socket (lookup-hostname host) :port port :wait t)
(format t "Connected to server ~A:~A from my local connection at ~A:~A!~%"
(remote-name socket) (remote-port socket)
(local-name socket) (local-port socket))

(handler-case
(let ((line (read-line socket)))
(format t "~A" line)
t)

(end-of-file ()
(format t "Got end-of-file. Server closed connection!")))))
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Why did old people want to leave the EU again? Scared of immigrants?
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>>61414851
to fuck over their children and grand children
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>>61414808
Minimum: (age/2)+7 (not lower than your country's lawful age of consent)

Maximum: (age*2)-7
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>>61414767
a coup de tat
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>>61414808
half your age plus 7
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We aren't leaving the EU, nobody has the balls to activate article 50 during a recession
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Just revolutionised the way you piss.

Before you go, lift the seat up.
>>
Look at this cunt.

https://twitter.com/DanielZeichner
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>>61414848
if only it was green text on a black background and you were typing real fast then it would be real hacking amirite
>>
kitters are better than doggos
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>>61414893
in regards to actually leaving both party leaders have already said it must happen and that democracy must be respected Corbyn was very forward with this and Labour would be the more likely party to try to block it Junker and Schultz and most of the EU national heads have also said it must happen in their case they want it as fast as possible
>>
>>61414893
Have you seen Theresa May? She's the sort of woman that would smile in your face as she crushes your bollocks.
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>>61414893

What about the referendum?
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>>61414828
wank post

>>61414841
>>61414843
good posts
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>>61414915
wanwans > nekos
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http://thailad.zz.mu/draw
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>>61414927
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>>61414915
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>>61414912
glitch please, shock off before I download myboot.exe into your mainframe
>>
>>61414920

Two party leaders on the way out

The EU guys have no authority to force us to activate
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>>61414955
pad > draw
>>
have made the worst cup of coffee ever

*downs it*
>>
*slaps you in the nuts*
*runs away giggling*
>>
>2-1
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>>61414937

Not legally binding

Bigger majorities have been ignored before
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>>61414965
Brits dont get anything by delaying
EU is not going to talk to you about it until you pull the trigger
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>>61414999
when?
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>>61414965
Corbyn has a drawn a line in the sand
He is ready for to see the Labour civil war through to the end
He won't be ousted
New Labour can't last in the long term they have to go back to adhering to the principles of their 1983(?) manifesto

Boris Johnson will enact it if it hasn't been by the time he becomes PM

And yes the other EU national leaders have no direct say in the matter but they can certainly help to move it along by getting negotiations ready on their end
>>
*fucking glasses you*
*runs away giggling*
>>
>ruin your country's economy
>get eliminated by a tiny icelandic team of literal amateurs led by the village dentist

How hard can one country fuck up in a single week? Enjoy that credit rating downgrade and surrendering 5th place to the frogs
>>
>>61413563
mildy homoerotic famalam
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduMIUt9M3M

Shit I'd sure be embarrassed if I were religious right now haha
>>
>>61415048
*slaps your nuts*
>>
>burnt £50 note in front of a homeless man
>sacked twice for dishonesty
>complicit in the assault of a journalist
>achieved nothing as mayor
>only backed brexit as a power grab
>Already reneging on Vote Leave pledges
>yank


Aaah yes lets BoJo for PM! His hair is funny hehe
>>
>scrolling through ASMR videos
>SUDDENLY TONI BOMBONI

fucks sake
>>
>>61414999
It essentially was

Her Majesty will dissolve any government that refuses to enact Article 50
>>
Lads

What does our country have to offer trade-wise?
>>
lovely draw board at http://thailad.zz.mu/draw
>>
>>61415049
Your country is suffering more than uk
>>
the runt farm's share price just keeps tumbling...

I might have to just... set the runts free

Oh god, hold me Jeeves
>>
>>61415048
*collapses to the ground and profusely bleeds everywhere*

haha you pranked me good
>>
Going to work bye
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>>61415107
London. We don't make anything or grow anything or have any natural resources, but what we do have is world leading financal, legal and technology institutions
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>>61415119
*holds you*
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>>61415097
are boris
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>>61415128
Have a nice day
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>>61415094
bit fucking rude mate

>>61415126
I'll pay for the stiches bro dw haha x
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>>61415138
Woah, he drinks ale too? He's got my vote does are Boris!
>>
alri
>>
>>61415026

Multiple Irish referendums and some Greek ones
>>
>>61415097
#lad
#banter
#laff
>>
>>61415049
We're not going to be buying many more German cars? ;_;
>>
>>61415160
I thought you were talking about the UK.
>>
got a rough sex gf

Love covering her in bruises
>>
Can't wait for bojo as pm Tbh
>>
>>61415142
Alri no wuzzies m8 haha
>>
>>61415151
>hating alcohol

u some kind of muslamic packerstanny nonce or summat
>>
>The working class think Give and Boris have their interests at heart


You cant make this shit up
>>
Thailad is cute
>>
>>61415097
utter lad by the sounds of it
>>
>>61415204
He drinks pints same as Farage, and I like Farage
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>>61415206
>>
>>61415010

The problem is that Boris doesn't really want to leave and is now looking for an exit strategy that doesn't look like backtracking
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>>61415204
>Give
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>>61415191
You've never had a gf m8
Don't lie
>>
>>61415196
Theresa is the new favourite.
>>61415206
y-you too
>>
>>61415223
>Theresa is the new favourite

Good, she's literally the only one who isn't a colossal lying twat
>>
>>61415206
If you find noncing cute
>>
>>61415222
She's in the bathroom doing a wee right now actually
>>
>>61415217
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/344288
>British paedophile gets life in prison for Malaysia, Cambodia crimes
>>
>>61415219
Just hold new elections
What is the worst that could happen
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really tired but can't sleep
>>
>>61415223
>voting for a woman
>backed remain
Nope
>>
You lads reckon are Boris will invite Nige back into the Torries now that UKIP's mission has been fulfilled?
>>
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hahaha
>>
>>61415238
Ah yes, more mongtastic internet filters please Theresa
>>
>>61415128
chat shit get sacked
>>
>>61415238
lel do you really believe this
>>
>>61415262
Yeah becaus NOBODY figured out a way around them immediately, did they
>>
>>61415238
She's an icy bitch tbf, it'll be like the government from V for Vendetta.
>>61415252
That's not how it works m8.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-leadership-theresa-may-overtakes-boris-johnson-in-poll-as-george-osborne-rules-himself-out-a7106796.html
>>
>>61415276
Good use of money
>>
>>61415219
Boris didn't care one way or the other about leaving

It's all been political gamesmanship on his part so he can become PM
>>
>>61415112
Nigel pls don't make me laff

>>61415185
Don't worry m8, the rest of the world will :^)1)
>>
>europe right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrwTDfdck7I
>>
>>61415289
Nice link nonce
>>
>FTSE making big gains so far today

Wew lads
>>
Micheal Gove is such a twat, he doesn't even want an NHS, he'd prefer everyone have private health insurance.
>>
>>61415326
wew
economic turmoil
>>
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imgur story

>make account there
>first post gets 56 'downyvotes'
>all subsequent posts are thus not viewable
>only found out about that after a while though

anywya glad 4chan is a bastion of free speech innit
>>
>>61415320
I pray you didn't click it
>>
>>61415326
And it will continue to do so

The panic sell-offs are over

Could be a dead cat bounce though
>>
>>61415276
>implements terrible, regressive policy
>implements it so badly that people can easily get around it

You're right, must be a good candidate for PM
>>
>>61415344
Only people who don't are working class scrotes who live off McDonalds, Stella and bensons
>>
>opened a link from thainonce
>some men in suits just got out of a car out the front of my place

c-cya lads
>>
>>61415380
'No'
>>
Bet this Theresa mm at supporter is a woman or one of those fat nu male feminist fuckbois wearing some punk leggings, posting from his iMac drinking pink lucozade
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>>61415380
The duty of a government is to protect it's people and getting rid of the NHS would be a massive blow to the health of a large percentage of the population. If you think other wise you're a money loving cunt.
>>
>>61415424
"Yes"
When's your shift in Asda start m8
>>
grabin' me a fokin spot of tea
>>
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http://www.google.com/
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyMS4qJ8NXU
>>
>>61415465
do not click it lads
cp trojan
>>
I for one am ecstatic that millions of betting-shop locals, Carling drinkers, tabloid-readers and BTEC holders were able to help us decide on our relationship with the EU.
>>
NHS is basically the equivelant of burning money
Only people who want it are poor people who just take take take and never contribute
>>
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How good is this
>>
>>61415485
I'm a BTEC holder and find this highly offensive, but we are out now :^)
>>
>>61415465
http://www.googIe.com/
>>
>>61415485
On the plus side they're the ones who are going to be fucked the hardest by what they've done lel.
>>
>>61415445
lel I actuallt y have private health cover through work. Just spend some time in the US and tell me that getting rid of universal healthcare would be a good thing.
>>
>>61415485
Wish people would stop crying over split milk tb
>>
>>61415522
Don't get sick then you idiot
>>
Honestly have nothing to do right now

What do I do, give me some websites
>>
i-is it safe to come out yet /brit/?
>>
If we stopped paying England players we'd have 350million pounds spare to fund the NHS...
>>
>>61415548
metapedia.org
>>
>>61415545
Do one you scrote, you don't live here.
>>
>>61415485
This is what triggered me the most desu. I bet you a lot of people voted leave because the daily was whining on about "muh sovereign state" and "unelected barmy brussels bureaucrats" without having any facts anything that wasn't sensationalist.
>>
>>61415485
you should have put Britain first
>>
My grandparents were abused by a group of Polish people yesterday. Apparently the media is telling Poles that all old people voted to leave the EU and are to blame for everything.
>>
>>61415569
Hey, it affects me too. Going to have to get a new passport. :(
>>
>>61415485
Yeah this, the reap injustice is that we don't have these semi-literate mongs sitting on executive boards/the monetary policy committee/the high court of justice.
>>
>>61415505
tomato was cooked for too little time on too much heat
>>
>>61415609
Hi Anonymous,

Do you have a number we can call to ask you more about your story?
>>
>>61415485
lol
>>
I really need to stop drinking
>>
>>61415656
07508349481
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467097374422.webm

Big Man Tyrone, I...
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I'll give a steam game to the man who can make the funniest daily mail-esque headline they can think of.

Put yer steam ID's so I can send it to you.
>>
Right going to work now, tarah (sp?).
>>
*grabs your head by the ears and shakes it violently*
LET US BACK IN THE EU
LET US BACK IN THE EU
*flings you to the ground*
AAAA REEEEEEEEEEOOOOOO
>>
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>>61413344
>Britbong shitposting
>>
>>61415702
ta'ra (ap?)
>>
>>61413639

someone's eye?
>>
thailad, thought on multiculturalism?
>>
>>61415699
I'm not a dancing funny man here for your entertainment

Gas yourself
>>
>>61415743
looks like a knee actually
>>
>>61415773
Puppet has high opinion of itself
>>
>>61415699
the uk is stable
>>
>>61415750
Not a fan if it means mass immigration.

Small numbers of highly skilled immigrants, absolutely!

Massive numbers of literally anyone, not so good.
>>
>>61415800
>>61415800
>>61415800
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>>61415773
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