Regional Dialects Edition
>>61410144
fuck england
>>61410144
I could go for a tuggy right now tbqh
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
the only country who has the right to say ""we wuz kangs n shit" are the ethiopians
Chill Edition
i really really really really wish that yank retard would kill himself
BIG
>>61410076
a lot of people here feel close to the UK. the only thing to say otherwise is talks of a republican plebiscite and i think that's more because australia sees itself as a country before a colony.
if we did become a republic, we'd immediately establish ties with the UK again.
Been having a think about kev
He says he's on his wah home from Dublin, but its morning, he must have went from galway to Dublin and back, for the sixth time this week. That must be tiring but what job? Delivery man, courier? He was in a car though? What's his job?
Also would he have gotten up at 5am drove to Dublin and back to galway? Do many questions left to be answered about this elusive man
>>61410178
el aztecANO de la diABLO
>>61410178
nice to see the only person talking sense in this thread is mexican
>i really really really really wish that yank retard would kill himself
>>61410190
Which one haha
As much as it saddens me BREXIT will not mean a closer partnership with the Commonwealth Realms. It will be seen as nothing more than a nostalgic dream yearning for the days of imperialism. Most Aussies, Canadians and New Zealanders don't give a fuck about Britain anymore, which makes me feel a bit down. However, we can't really blame them. We were the ones who turned our backs on them so many times that they've now fully changed the fundamental nature of our relationship.
>As much as it saddens me BREXIT will not mean a closer partnership with the Commonwealth Realms. It will be seen as nothing more than a nostalgic dream yearning for the days of imperialism. Most Aussies, Canadians and New Zealanders don't give a fuck about Britain anymore, which makes me feel a bit down. However, we can't really blame them. We were the ones who turned our backs on them so many times that they've now fully changed the fundamental nature of our relationship.
Concerned my mate might try to ditch his own GF to go after mine
But that would be social suicide
>>61410223
thanks my british friend
Massive respect for the poles, hardworking and good sense of humor.
Shitty British media has been spoon feeding racism to these thick skulled, council estate dwelling bigots. Headlines of poles taking jobs and LOSING BORDER CONTROL whilst unemployment rates lower as more poles migrate to the UK, economy flourishes. The hard truth is many of you poles do the jobs that much of the working class feel above doing and you do it fcking well, not one of these racist pondscum will work half as hard fruitpicking, washing cars ect (all jobs that need to be done). Then on the other end of the spectrum, many poles are skilled workers that we lack, dentists, physicians, doctors, skilled construction workers. It's all a backwards propaganda shitfest at the hands of the Daily Express, The Sun, The Mirror ect ect all spoon feeding the easily influenced stories of apocalyptic levels of immigration, instead of the truth of it actually being a massive benefit to everyone involved.
>>61410254
Oh boy here comes the Fedora shitposter. Really should be banned t b h.
Hiya lads
How's your night going?
>>61410261
We wuz Aztecs and shieet
Have ever had to use the HSE Mental Health service. How did you find the service?
I have a person that is giving me some trouble. They are slandering me and trying to give me a bad name. They are going around saying I shouldn't be near kids or there kids. They are trying to get me kicked out of the local clubs I help with.
I have the backing of the head people of the clubs. Is there Legal action I can take against this person? They are trying to ruin my good name.
i will actually be 21 when i leave school. 17 years in school hope i don't have come back to repeat anything
thai chicANO is gay and has sex with ladyboys
>>61410279
been pondering this for a good hour now
>some of my best friends are now fearing for they futures in this country
You cunts had to go and vote based on memes and misinformed shitty internet infographics didn't you?
If only I could snap each and every single one of your runt necks.
wish japan won ww2 Iads
in love with a girl lads. shes very cute and gave me a kiss last weekend
she lives across the country though. will probably never see her again
>>61410319
Looks like feet
>>61410317
Can you prove you're actually Mexican?
>>61410172
Canada would be alright if you didn't all speak like Yanks
>Oh boy here comes the Fedora shitposter. Really should be banned t b h.
>>61410320
just marry him why don't you you little poofter
that'll let him stay put
>>61410298
>i will actually be 21 when i leave school. 17 years in school hope i don't have come back to repeat anything
poor kev christ what's wrong with him
>>61410320
lol
>>61410359
como hago eso chicano asqueroso?
Went too my dad today. He's in a home. He's losing his memory. He never once said my name today he doesn't even know who I am. Yet he knows my brothers and my mother. He always the younger bro as the smart one and the older one as the guy that travels around for work. It make me sad inside he doesn'
>>61410320
futures are a meme
>>61410380
tal vez una foto
rate this flick of me and the oys on tour, lads
>>61410398
pretty big guys
>>61410417
yeah wallah we'd fuck you up, cuz
>>61410397
no pienso postear una foto mia en este sitio de locos chicANO coge-putos
why is kev so innocent
>>61410384
D-dont post Kev stories!
We have this nieghbour in the estate that moved in on june. she has about six kids and they are out most of the day the mother never comes out looking for them. She has a 1 or 2 yr old that goes around crossing the road etc when cars are coming in and out. I'm afraid somthing well happen some da
>>61410384
I wonder if he'd get upset with his meme status or could see the funny side.
>>61410427
No es así, puede ser fuera de su ventana
watching keemstar drama alert
>>61410370
PLURAL.
>some
>friends
One of them is a girl too.
>>61410378
Considering moving to Australia. I didn't have the heart to tell them you cunts are bigger racists.
>>61410392
I know, and I'm afraid.
>>61410462
why are you here
>lost to fucking iceland
getting my daily dose of murdoch's news empire lads
very enlightening
http://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/sydney-siege-inquest-gunman-man-haron-monis-head-burst-like-a-balloon/news-story/fe1748f0e132ecb9b988fac7e9d5cab9
Can anyone please link me to the boards.ie post where Kev posted the now infamous image? I've been scouring them for hours now and I'm fucking tired.
I had a dream this morning. I was at a pub and there was lady serving. Who was it but this women I worked with in a different pub. She still had the same smile that I remember and still looking as nice as ever. I wonder why I had a dream about her. Is it telling me somthing?
Was just listening to a radio show and a guy came on saying he fills the car twice a week and drives off. Not paying. Is this what its come too
>>61410488
you bet your 600 pound ass they did, burger
Kev's a good la
He's just misunderstood
>>61410519
>make a gif.com
download unfreez m8
>>61410513
I like Iceland, he uses Ilbs.
>>61410540
I stole it off 4chins bitchnigga
>>61410553
only when talking to mobility scooter jockeys
>>61410553
More likely he is so cucked by anglo culture he posted in pounds despite hardly anyone understanding it as a weight measurement
>>61410570
bloody tea leaf you are.
but yeah I saw the file name after I posted tbf
i don't watch the rugby. not what i'm into. its not like soccer were they just keep kicking the ball around. hate that game. trwoing that ball is like some sort of art form
>>61410475
wait, the all knowing entities that are your friends don't know of australian racism??
that's not very worldly and educated of them.
Ah yes, the first world country of thailand
>>61410144
Who
DOBBY
O
B
B
Y
>>61410595
>>61410583
>>61410584
Shagged your gran right in the fanny hole
>>61410583
Are you into GAA or whatever?
>>61410595
Ah yes, America.
I can cherry pick too
ahh yes
>tfw not an edgelord growing up in the 90s
>>61410630
>implying Thailand is anything but a shithole
i guess when you are born with shit in your nose you eventually stop smelling it
>>61410630
He's right though. Thailand is a third world country where the vast majority of people outside of urban centres live in abject poverty
bit unlucky there lads
>>61410630
>naples-trash.jpg
>>61410662
At least they made it.... Lad
>>61410582
Could you make a kev bot that automatically posts a random kev post at the start of every brit thread? Pay some Thai child a penny to solve the captchas.
>not going for a piss before going to bed
better luck brext time lads
>>61410675
you aint shit till you made it
laddie
>>61410662
>unlucky
yeah, we fucked them up a thousand years ago. killed their warriors and stole all the women who didn't like like sows, and now they are suffering for it genetically
>>61410640
They probably would watch anime
these are the people that vote leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdLxTXBaAY&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKmambR5fMU
the gf
>>61410661
A lot of the country is poor tbf. Inner Bangkok is nice though, that's all I care about since it's where I live.
>>61410672
first pic on google image of hundreds, didn't check.
>>61410683
probably but cba
>>61410707
look like*
has poleaboo been honour killed lads haven't seen him for a while
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
>>61410691
>not pissing from bed into a pisspot
>>61410707
bit rude ladding. how about we force you into the EU and culturally enrich you?
>>61410699
>Top of the group stage
>4th place overall
Not too bad
M80
>>61410713
>oi nigel said ell giv da nhs 350 billion a day frum da burocrats in this fing called da ew
video from thailad's lair moments before fleeing to thailand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pEEQKvMKKU
>>61410726
whyd you decide to use naples as an example though? everyone knows naples italy is a shithole
naples florida sucks too
>>61410726
how much is it to live in thailand? like 50 gbp a month?
>>61410739
we weren't bothered this time because we always make it to the semi's anyway. gets boring
>>61410738
we would hammer you lanks in the ground and put chicken wire across you as our perimeter defense
>>61410735
this
/brit/'s circlejerk is awesome though
>>61410782
would not. the only thing you hammer is your sheep and probably soe cousin that's equally unstable from lack of sun and/or night
>>61410768
nonce
>>61410773
I didn't decide anything I googled "trash street usa" or something and just posted the first image.
>>61410779
You can live normally on 200gbp or live very well on 500gbp
>>61410798
no era penal you cunt bean
>>61410816
does this include chartering whores, because in that case i am going
>>61410779
Ah yes
>Robben is too hurt to take a dive
>better skip this tournament
Holland everyone
>>61410833
fuck off, i hope you get bombed again
>>61410816
>tries to post an image mocking an american city
>posts naples italy instead
you arent the smartest are you lad?
>>61410816
How many ladyboys are in your family?
is maisie williams a virgin?
>>61410833
The 500 number gives you a luxury lifestyle in how ever you see fit. You could eat at a nice restaurant and go to the cinema and sit in the VIP seats everyday for example.
>>61410850
no
>>61410854
5
>>61410862
i fingered her behind a club in gainsville
>>61410815
that post contained the world sum of Iceland related knowledge. good job
here is mine: good thing you are so tall, might help you keep your head above water when The Dutchman finally sinks. also marijuana
>>61410873
holy fuck gainesville mentioned in /brit/
>>61410846
are you the same mexican that is edgy on /pol/ and posts pictures of a destroyed rotterdam?
are there seriously 14 people on this website?
>>61410835
this is more or less how it went.
anyway, remember that mega chance you had in the last seconds of the gave vs. Belgium? Could have made history there, laddio
>>61410873
>>61410894
dixies OUT
>>61410907
>are you the same mexican that is edgy on /pol/ and posts pictures of a destroyed rotterdam?
yes, now fuck off
>>61410887
no I also know Björk, Sigur Ros, hot springs, volcanoes, shark dish, more women than men, smallest penises in europe, everybody is called son or dottir, icesave (kek), julian asshange, and that you deny being part celtic.
>>61410883
>Mexico thinks it's white
>>61410973
i am helping thai chicANO
>>61410873
good gimmick
>>61410973
>Iceland thinks it's all of a sudden relevant because it won a football match.
Mexico could blow you the fuck out if it came to a hypothetical war lmao
>>61410922
since it's full of muslims and various other filth, it would actually be a good idea to bomb the place again
(not that I have anything against muslims haha right)
>>61411013
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUCK, then i wish the whitest part of your country get destroyed
Who is kev? Why does he wear the tie?
>all these foreigners
i voted leave lads.
that means you have to leave. now.
yanks, canucks, and aussies can stay.
for now.
What do you call this bug in your area?
"Cheesy bug" here in Buckinghamshire
>>61411013
j e j
e
j
>>61410964
nice try with the penis size
>>61411009
since when is the outcome of a hypothetical war a measure for a countries worth? we have no care in the world while Mexico is an absolute shithole
>>61411059
Rolly polly desu
>>61410907
Any of that thai work ethic Shite do your slanty eyed bosses ever give out for not working hard enough also how do you stand the heat does your apartment have air conditioning?
>>61411009
never remember you being this angry. not sure if this is the real thailad
>>61411059
>Cheesy bug
southern english people are so infantile
>>61411068
post toot
AL TAIGS ARE TARGETS
>>61411093
(toot)
>>61411059
rolly polly olly
>>61411017
SOISOISOISOI
>>61411059
meuleverke (mill pig)
>>61411084
what can I say I'm a grafter
>watching mock the week and eating a bacon butty
>mum bangs on door and tells me to take out trash
>i scoff and mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>she cant be arsed to deal with me so gets me da
>da walks in interrupts my show to have a row
>tells me he'll kick my ass if i talk that way to me mum again
>say "ass" lol, fuck off yank
>he laughs and me and says I haven't been to the UK let alone do I even own a passport
>I call him a weapon
>he hits me again
>I cry and mutter yanks cant handle
>he slams the door
>posters of top gear and liverpool sway from the wind of the door as im left crying in silence
hate being a yank
>>61411130
good to see my gimmick making the rounds.
>>61411130
Make up something new
>>61411089
Don't reply to me ever again you bog wog
>>61411106
post this toot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_JF8ZBln4Y
>>61411130
you should call the abuse hotline
Woke up at half 3 after going to bed at 12
bit annoying if I say so myself
Thaiman if you are still there, what are apartments like there? I can't imagine getting anything decent when you live off 500 a moth, especially when you go to the movies every day.
have an interview tomorrow
>>61411237
fuck off
>>61411130
>>61411258
let's try and be civil, Pedro. there's enough hate in the world already
>>61411052
>yanks can stay
No
Makes you think
8 nurses at the hospital I work at are British. One of them said being a doctor in Britain is hopeless. why?
>>61411316
we need someone to bully lad
>>61411237
150 gbp pcm~ would get you a big, nice apartment, swimming pool, gym etc.
http://www.rentbangkokapartments.com/
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
>>61411354
lol what a depressing little island
>>61411365
bully me :3
>>61411237
>>61411371
sorry overpriced website for foreigners.
better: http://en.9apartment.com/
3 articles on front page of leddit making fun of us :(
why does everyone hate us so much.
>going to reddit
why
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36643789
BANTER
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
>>61411398
EU shills 2bh
Are you more Celtic or Germanic?
>>61411392
no ta
>>61411434
i'm more human
>>61411395
cheers, thought something was off
anybody else feel incredibly grateful when thaianon posts? you can tell he's just altruistically helped an overage lad within the past 24 minutes
i am mestizo
>>61411434
err, i'm human, sweetie :)
no need for silly race divisions
>>61411426
like 2bh i got shitfaced so im a bit emotional, but am genuinely happy when wales and ireland win, yet when england lose all my welsh and irish friends just bully me about it
dont get it 2bh
:/
>>61411434
I'm a citizen of the world
Fucks sake lads only bloody forgot to update the bloody fucking tesco shop and now the deadlines been and gone
Me mam put fucking GREENE KING piss water shite beer on it fucking hell im gonna be holding my nose as I neck that shite
>>61411490
because it's funny
>>61411434
Germanic.
The majority of the UK is celtic though, but my city is the only one with a Germanic majority.
got rejected for that job in america i was going for
>>61411464
probably better still:
http://www.thaiapartment.com/
Honestly you're probably much better off walking looking for one than doing it online. Just looked mine up and it's quoting the price +50% of what I pay.
>>61410001
try your hardest to please your family and society by feigning interest in a girl, eventually mistake your strong emotional bond as friends for some inkling of "straight love," try to engage her romantically and succeed because she's already fallen head over heels for you since you treat her so well, feel weird inside whenever you kiss and see the sparkle in her eyes as you pull away and sense, uneasily, that you aren't feeling quite the same thing, father a child as the ultimate proof of your heterosexuality, cry yourself to sleep at night, after years of abuse from wife (who thinks you have fallen out of love with her when the truth is that the constant act is making you tired and you are simply relaxing back to treatment as a best friend and not feigning romantic interest to the same degree any more) finally kill yourself
that oughta do it
>>61411553
what was the job?
>>61411434
I'm a mongrel
>>61411564
lad
it's time to stop posting
that post was made 5 hours ago
>>61411564
Fuck me lad I doubt he's awake
think 4chan is throwing a bit of a wobbly lads
>>61411434
Got brown hair and eyes so probably Celtic
>>61411582
with a washington think-tank
>>61411564
think ill just go to the doctor and ask for pills or something to repress them
the baltics were better when they were communist countries though
Fuck me this bloke about 40 seconds in
Anyone else think it's a bit hypocritical that a second generation paki thinks eastern europeans have less of a right than him to live here?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36643794
>>61411629
shocking you didnt get it
>>61411595
>>61411617
friends he responded to it
you underestimate the time people spend on here
fucking depressed about this football malarkey
would have rather been beaten by fucking france
ffs
hope you all get giardia at the olympics
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>61411513
now this is a quality /brit/ post
glad that the brexit shit is starting to recede
>>61411764
watch a different sport lad
>>61411764
This desu
The worst bit is its not like england looked unlucky, the way they played they fully deserved to lose and if anything were lucky Iceland didn't get a 3rd
>>61411720
i may have fucked up the interview by not being confident and babbling on a bit too much
its a shame because i reckon they liked my cv
then again im always at a disadvantage because they have to get a visa for me whereas an analoguous amerifat can just waltz in there
>>61411764
chris froome is likely going to win the tour de hebdo, but you probably don't care
>>61411683
One is a british citizen
the other isn't
>>61411764
FONT
>>61411847
I cycle every single day and I don't care
>>61411851
And he's only a British citizen cos his mum and dad came over a few decades ago
Bit funny saying "right I've got mine from immigration fuck the rest of em"
>>61411877
better than mexican women
>>61411877
what happened to their stomachs
>>61411899
>And he's only a British citizen cos his mum and dad came over a few decades ago
not an argument
he's a british citizen, the other one isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
IMPORTANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0ac5HUpDU
IMPORTANT
My gf
>>61411936
they've had children
anybody else feel incredibly uncomfortable when thainonce posts? You can tell he's just nonced an underage girl within the past 24 hours
>>61411936
too many huge bull cocks stretched out them from the inside
>>61411994
Post rudie pics
>wake up
>check euro scores
>englel 1 iceland 2
>chuckle heartily for an hour
Co-worker's grandma just died :(
Really shit day today.
women are more interesting than men
>>61412049
is that an icelandic flag in the corner of yours?
>>61412049
If you missed the Euro shit posting I feel sorry for you sir
It was marvelous
How do you think the chavs will react when they find out that the referendum was one on the European Union and not immigration?
>>61412049
mate this happened so long ago
>>61412049
Why do people keep going on about this? Why do you think anyone here gives a shit about football? That's for normies and /sp/, go and mock it there.
>>61412098
just woke up famalam
[excessive chuckling in the background]
>>61412081
>England have never won the UEFA European Football Championship – after 14 attempts over 52 years, their best performances were semi-final appearances at the 1968 and 1996 Championships, the latter of which they hosted.
>>61412116
Nigga stfu
Stop trying to act like /brit/ is an abnormie board
Bone cancer is scary as fuck
>>61412116
this is a normie general
>>61412144
>>61412174
every time i wank to gay porn i feel disgusted with myself
>>61412192
1 velita
I heard the audio from this Icelandic commentator in one of the montage/inspirational like clips shown in commercials on ITV before the Eng/Iceland game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaHHTwntaEQ
Lost my shit because it sounded so out of place.
>>61412193
taking time off the internet until the bullying has stopped, just not in the mood for it desu
It's hard for a rich man to enter heaven's kingdom. Let me say it again, it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven's kingdom
>>61412200
>>61412202
>>61412036
The janny will get me
>>61412215
We deserve it, we're a mem island beyond hope.
>>61412215
I don't know what you think we are being bullied for, we won.
>>61412031
this why girth is more important than length
>>61412200
I think it's just porn in general that does that desu mr. potatohead
Lads what are the symptoms of diabetes?
Worried I might have it desu
>>61412244
This is an EU shill.
Corr blimey guv
>>61412258
*checks flag*
ah yes
Thoughts?
whom of you went to boarding school? must be heaven for a gaylad I imagine
>>61412269
Are you the same person in very thread? I swear every thread people are making fun of us there is one retard "We did the right thing you're just EU shills"
>>61412313
Shut up shill.
>>61412309
Your country is ruined by retarded peasants and low class idiots who take that cheap nationalistic shit seriously.
>>61412313
Rashilld
>Brexit: Gibraltar in talks with Scotland to stay in EU
hmm
>>61412310
Not me I went to right shit school fucking cunts got rid of the grammar schools round my neck of the woods
POO
Bloody Farage keep harassing Polish children
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36643786
>>61412343
You do realise that perfectly describes your country haha
>economists say petrol will cost more in the wake of Brexit.
Yeah but it's cheaper.
Shows how much """"""""experts""""" know.
sore from too much wanking desu. regret it. disgusting animalistic act
