Describe Murrica in one pic
>no gun and bible under counter
>>61400409
This is a pic i took myself in D.C.
All these damn bums, and they're not gypsies.
Black bums everywhere.
>>61400901
b-but if they're white n shiet!
>>61401008
Classy german book.
>>61400409
America has running water unlike your shithole
>>61400822
I had those last night.
They were delicious, 10/10.
>>61401008
You're now aware Mexicans borderhopping into USA are WHITENING both countries at the same time.
>>61401205
Hardly drinkable running water though.
>>61400409
your picture does a pretty good job, except no mexican in your pic and the black guy is normally a bit lighter
>>61400409
t. Zika monkey
>>61400409
>>61401205
Said Michigan officials, over and over again
>>61401344
http://www.share-international.org/archives/homelessness/hl-abGermany.htm
German government doesn't even see the homeless as people lad
Unfortunate
>>61401205
Next step: drinking water straight from the tap.
>>61401330
How do those apes tell who's infected anyway? Brazilians are all brainless.
>>61401471
Literally just did. I just splashed my Jack with a quick drop from it as well.
Checkmate atheists.
>>61401470
Every German citizen is entitled to welfare benefits that include rent, food, clothing, heating, etc. Here, being homeless is a litestyle choice (or crippling mental illness).
>>61400409
niggers in murica aren't that black, after all their interbreeding and shit. those kinds come straight outta africa.
>>61401601
you have that since 2 years or something?
Last time I was in the US I got chlorine from the taps
>>61401631
Do you seriously think we don't have welfare benefits and job programs for the homeless?
>>61401669
All my life... Where did you visit?
Oh wait, you're fucking with me, right?
>>61400901
Blacks took over that city in the 60s
They all came with MLK and only a few went home
>>61401836
The city so good, they named it twice.
>which is absolute garbage
And, no I'm not fucking. That water has more chlorine in it than my toilet when I'm cleaning it.
>>61401726
We have that. The only homeless people living on the streets here are horse addicts (because shelters kick them out) and non-citizens, that is, gypsies.
>>61402376
>horse addicts
What? People addicted to fucking horse or something I'm missing?
>>61402060
Based
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>>61400822
Donald Trump kind of looks like one of those
>>61402582
Slang for heroin I think.
that's a scary black man
>>61402060
Seems like a pretty cool guy
>>61400409
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>>61405116
What about Hawaii and Alaska?
>>61405349
They're irrelevant. Literal who states.
>>61405273
>>61401008
Who is more cucked: the USA for being represented by a nigger, or the UK for being cucked out of representation for their language?
>>61401946
depends where you get the water. the us isnt like the netherlands were you cant walk five minutes in any direction and suddenly find yourself outside the country.
either way it's all drinkable and wont hurt you unless you live in flint, even if it tastes like shit
Love America.
>>61405585
Based
>>61405756
I hate Trump!
>>61405802
still cool
lol
>>61404929
ha ha a nuclear family
as in
I want to nuke them
>>61401205
Flammable "water" tho.
>>61401205
What happens here?
Muh freedoms.
>>61405957
>Someone cropped out half of my ancient image
Bad boy, although amazing to see that after like 5 years, forgot I ever even made it
>>61406314
>All guns must be unloaded before entering
Liberal shithole probably run by illegals who hate FREEDOM
>>61405453
>tfw no Chad friend who invites you to beer pong tournaments where you sperg out at and never get invited again
>>61405453
Wow duuude, did you see that Brady's move? Wow.
Don't worry dude, my dad is a lawyer.
Heineken is sure the best beer in the world dude.
>>61400409
If a picture is worth a thousand words, consider this video is the complete guide to America
https://youtu.be/55V6dzLjuos
>>61406426
delet
fuck this country
>>61406541
3 years ago some ultra-fat guy got on Misc and was asking for help how to lose weight. He showed us pics of his body, he hadn't showed in like 2 years. With miscer encouragement he took his first shower with a garden hose and posted a video
Pic related
>>61406624
No Alaska?
No Hawai?
No Puerto Rico?
No Mexico?
No Australia?
No Israel?
>>61406604
patty sounds legit desu
>>61406697
If I had image editing skills I'd add the other states in
>>61406665
dog bless
>>61406754
This describes weimerica perfectly.
>>61406754
Gross, hauntingly accurate I hate it
>>61406651
That fat structure is unreal, it's like a UFO disk
Two world wars later and they're still obsessed.
>>61405116
I thought Evil Dead was Michigan?
>>61406271
You're talking the Lower East Side, Little Italy, Soho, and the West Village.
There's a huge historic preservation movement that prevents redevelopment, hence no tall buildings.
If you're asking why the roads are off-grid: everything south of Houston Street (roughly from your circled area up) is wonky, you just can't see it under the skyscrapers in Lower Manhattan.
The original Dutch settlement was on the point (Wall Street was a palisade wall), and it grew naturally. The perfect grid system you see on the rest of Manhattan was only adopted after 1811.
>>61406696
>a fucking pine tree
>>61406271
>Little Italy
>Chinatown
>SoHo
>>61406696
I simply love the American flag!
>>61405960
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>>61406579
>trying this hard to impress people (who already think you're a cunt) on an anonymous singaporean yarn-spinning forum
>gee golly, jared, you sure changed our minds!
>>61406479
>such little understanding of the game that they were cheering as the goal was coming
>>61406479
>USA USA USA US- shit, we're not winning. Whatever, soccer's stoopid
>>61401669
>Last time I was in the US I got chlorine from the taps
which is normal...?
![malibu-marie-lowe-white[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u51pFuZ.jpg "malibu-marie-lowe-white[1].jpg")
>>61400409
No such thing as America shit skin Favelito. Each state is basically its own country.
pic: SOCAL in one pic.
>>61407353
why are you (and everyone else ITT) this obsessed? fuck off you weird cunt
>>61407397
True story: I wasn't really paying attention to the TV when that happened, because I was too busy explaining to everyone else at the bar why the clock was still going after 90:00.
>>61400901
Dupont Square is homeless central tbf.
>>61400409
I get the strangest sense of almost nostalgia looking at this
>>61407517
>can't handle the banter
>>61407295
Me too, we are the same.
>>61407517
We're not obsessed. We're laughing at you.
Typical Yank not being able to handle it and getting salty.
>>61406437
>The U.S. trade deficit with China was $365.7 billion in 2015 This is a new record, up slightly from last year's record of $343 billion.
>>61407520
I can understand when the rest of the world doesn't know how baseball, handegg, basketball, icehockey or nascar works, but not knowing how football works is pathetic 2bh
>>61400822
I'm American and I've NEVER seen this shit at Burger King
It's funny, americans do not know how to cope with the banter.
>>61407700
I bet you're a Drumpf voter
![Sara-Sampaio-Out-For-Lunch-In-Beverly-Hills-5-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gVcTHU0.jpg "Sara-Sampaio-Out-For-Lunch-In-Beverly-Hills-5-1[1].jpg")
Los Angeles in one pic.
>>61402060
i dont know why but after readi g all the stickers that disabled license plate at the end really does it for me
>>61407796
Maybe he was disabled because of terrorist attack?
>>61407796
>>61407900
Isn't it just normal for murricans to have a mobility scooter?
>>61400409
>goga gola :D
>>61407966
disturbingly so, especially the rural poor
>>61406754
you aren't supposed to actually show the images that are hugely representative of America, just post stereotypes
>>61405901
>those Nobel rankings
>majestic bald eagle
>gun count
>moon landing
>based Packers
So this is a pro America image?
>>61406652
>With miscer encouragement he took his first shower with a garden hose and posted a video
link?
>>61408082
People who live in rural areas here in Germany usually do this, because they love going for a walk in the woods or nature in general, even the poor. I guess it's a bit different in Murrica...
>>61407397
it was the last seconds of the game and everyone was excited the US was about to win. Pretty justifiable desu
![World_population_density_1994[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nn9OjU0.png "World_population_density_1994[1].png")
>>61408208
>rural germany
no such thing, you are european
you dont know true"rural" hell until the cosest city of 200+ people is over 100 miles away
>>61408208
Our rural poor have poor (no pun intended) diets and typically are on disability at a youngish age.
>>61408179
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160565211
>>61405454
That wasn't in 2000 though
![The-Griffith-Park[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvKAQ91.jpg "The-Griffith-Park[1].jpg")
The City of Los Angeles.
>>61408434
Not quite, Jose. Maybe in the South, but not other states.
Now run along you little shitskin.
>>61400409
ITT bored dudes from around the world post stale memes while Americans can't take a joke and counterpost USA USA USA.
>>61401601
I've heard an American glass of water from the tap costs 0.02 dollar and one IQ point.
![ams-usa-population[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YvFP0yw.jpg "ams-usa-population[1].png")
>>61408208
rural in america mean there is no place to walk, the cloest sidewalk is 20 mile away and theres nothing but croplands and roads
>>61407295
Not sure if intentional sarcasm.
You have to know heraldic traditions here, in which even the American flag is based on.
>>61401205
Man, could you just go camping and like, live in central park?
>>61405116
>California
>Scream
this upsets me
>>61400822
I'm not going to lie, that looks delicious.
>>61400822
Is this real?
>>61401427
It's ironic since the state is fucking surrounded by fresh water.
>>61401631
Are you proud to be a socialist cuck?
>>61411191
Surrounded by fresh water but filled with democrats.
>>61403628
What is this? Looks grate desu
>>61400901
>>61407526
I don't mind complete homeless bums but I live in Toronto and we have beggars who aren't homeless. There is a beggar who lives in a building close to where I live and she just walks up and down the street asking for change, even though she has a place live. Fuck these people.
>>61407107
what's his face is from Michigan but it was filmed in Tennessee
>>61406262
>tard bus
Nothing of value was lost, and usually like 4 per bus anyway.
>>61406665
Posting better version off by juan
>>61401205
That is pretty
>>61406786
How does this happen
hello riley
>>61406786
>tfw you HATE fat people in a country where things like this exist
Thank god I live in the North-East. People at least try to look remotely human up here.
>>61409218
>heraldry
thats coats of arms bro, usually only applies to cities, organizations, families and individuals
vexillology is the correct word
I never see anyone in an electronic mobility scooter outside of walmart....any other Ameribros say the same thing?
>>61407766
I bet youre a refugee :D
>>61412167
Same here.
Unfortunately, because there are pictures of them on the internet, that means all 318 million americans use them at all times forever
>>61406609
they should ban those scooters for fat people, they only encourage them to be fat
>>61406871
she would look cute without all that fat
>>61412560
>the blacks replaced the jews as being good at basketball
lel
>>61412442
>they should ban those scooters for fat people, they only encourage them to be fat
Scooters aren't what makes those people fat. What happens is that they are already fat and because they are fat they injure themselves easily. Then after they get injured they sit around and eat and get even fatter. They then become both fat and injured and can't move. After that they apply for disability and then get the scooter.
>>61408324
We do senpai
