Better start learning French and German
learned both in school and still suck at it
>>61400221
>learning French
Sorry to break it to you guys, but we have 50% more speakers in Yurop.
Thanks britain, now I won't understand anything
>>61400684
I have a solution. America should join the EU.
>>61400221
EU has 24 official languages. The official language for the court is french. English can't be scrapped because of Ireland.
>>61400717
I got a better idea
America should create its own economic union with Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
Well call it the Confederation of Commonwealths, Kingdoms and States
>>61400221
>Better start learning French and German
I will have to once applying for Swiss passport.
FUCK EUROCOMMIES
>>61401598
>Confederation of Commonwealths, Kingdoms and States
So it's called "A Deck of Cards"?
Répétez après moi :
Bonjour, je m'appelle -insérez votre prénom-, et je viens de/d' -insérez votre pays-. La France est le plus grand pays d'Europe, aujourd'hui, et depuis toujours, vive la République, et vive la France.
>>61403589
Bonjour, je m'appelle Anon, et je viens de baiser ta mere.
>>61400221
finally being Belgian pays off :3
>German becomes official EU language
>Everyone in Europe speaks German instead of English
>German becomes de facto language of /int/
>Ameridumbs can't post anymore
Future's looking bright 2bh
>>61404088
>speaking the language of Mordor
Never.
>>61403589
see, that's all well and good, but I can't pronounce french for shit. I'll stick with german.
>>61400221
It's not and it can't. English is still an official language in Ireland and Malta, which means it stays an official language in the EU.
What will likely happen though is frogs trying to push French to the dominant position as the workplace language in EU institutions. These are two different things.
J'apprends déjà.
Guten abend, Ich trink das bier
>>61404785
We better ban Esperanto, though, before somebody makes that clusterfuck THE official EU language.
>>61400221
It would be fucking hilarious if everyone goes along with English because ehhh everyone already speaks it
the UK's one last cuck
>>61407328
Thats whats going to happen, English is pushed as must-have skill in european countries (atleast the eastern europe) and it took decades to get there, the language of europe will still be english
I hope the EU starts to make trouble for the UK so we can leave too as anything that hurts them will invariably hurt us. They're already after our corporation tax. I want my Irish pound back.
>>61406672
Imagine the tabloid headlines. "Merkel's superstate aims to eradicate national languages"
>>61401598
Confederation of United Commonwealths, Kingdoms and States is better
>>61407394
All glory to the English cock
ok
Die Deutsche Sprache ist besser als Französisch!
>>61401598
no fuck you, why not add zimabwe while you're at it, same intelligence as the average bong
