Why do Italians do this
Land is more fertile around a volcano
>>61391414
>let's build a city around massive vulcano
mama mia
>ooh luigi lets live on a volcano that erupted dozens of tiems in the last few milennia what-a can go wrong???
Dared the Italians to build a city around a volcano.
They actually did it, the absolute madmen.
>>61391414
You laugh but the emergency plan in case of eruption is to literally move the population of Naples everywhere in the country... i can't imagine something worse than a hundred thousand neapolitans moving to your neighborhood
SO I TOLD LUIGI AND GUISEPPE TO BUILD A CITY NEAR A VOLCANO AND GUESS WHAT
>>61391414
super fertile land n coastal trade n shiet. they did this before volcanoes were studied n shiet
>>61391901
SO I TOLD MARIUS AND IOSEPHUS TO BUILD A CITY NEAR A VOLCANO AND GUESS WHAT
Laugh all you want but san marzano tomatoes are pretty GOAT.
If vesuvius erupts again it will be an utter tragedy.
Italians can be replaced but those tomatoes are going to have to be recultivated.
>>61391414
>"hey you see that gigantic volcano over there, one of the most active on this entire continent?"
>"yea"
>"we should build a city around it"
>>61391982
you do know the volcanic ash mined around that area is the reason the Romans were able to complete such huge infrastructure projects? Every aqueduct and temple has a little bit of Napoli in it
plus it's got the world's best tomatoes
>>61391414
You gotta live life on the edge, friend.
LAVALI COR FOCO
>>61391442
Then why fill it with houses then? Let it be farms lol.
Italian city "Planning"
Mamma mia!!!!
WASH THEM WITH FIRE,OH VESUVIUS WASH THEM WITH FIRE
"But perhaps the most poetical thing Pompeii has yielded to modern research, was that grand figure of a Roman soldier, clad in complete armor; who, true to his duty, true to his proud name of a soldier of Rome, and full of the stern courage which had given to that name its glory, stood to his post by the city gate, erect and unflinching, till the hell that raged around him burned out the dauntless spirit it could not conquer."
Is this what they call greatness, /int/?
>>61392241
>for once an american knows something
>needs to throw it in everyone's face
Why did you even write that? He was just memeing, who cares why pompei was actually a good idea?
>>61392104
>ancient italians knew what volcanoes were
>they knew what a continent was
>>61392361
yeah, because the farmers 800 years ago certainly had no problems transporting their goods to the next city market 50 km away
stupid Lego nigger ...
ROMA
OLIM
MILO
AMOR
>>61393108
Pompeii was a mistake.
>>61393108
the quality of discussion on this board is important to me, even if it seems that people are dedicated to making this place nothing but shitposting and generals
>>61391414
>he doesn't build a house inside a volcano
>>61393193
I mean, it erupting and burying an entire city alive might have given them some clue
>>61393803
dr evil plz go
>>61392950
Probably passed out drunk.
>>61394010
Hence why they didn't do it again.
>>61391414
Some people live on an earthquake rim, some near a volcano, some live under water and others in the range of forest fires. A lot of people live in dangerous areas, but at least they don't live in Hungary.
>>61393193
They didn't know the Vesuvio would have erupted like that, volcanoes are not all the same and that type of event is rare. The eruptions the Romans saw were probably those of Mount Etna, which are frequent and not explosive.
>>61394984
>some live under water
No that's just the Dutch.
>>61395063
And New Orleans, silly Italian.
>>61391414
Wasn't it because the romans like using volcanic ash in concrete to waterproof?
>>61391414
The jews told them to do it
>>61391798
That's basically the origin of our Guidos.
>>61391798
>i can't imagine something worse than a hundred thousand neapolitans moving to your neighborhood
What about eight hundred thousand Syrians?
>>61395402
Wait! Guido's are real?
>>61391798
Italians are shit at organization anyway, so everyone would probably die before evacuation starts
It's not our fault, that palce has been inhabited since the Roman times.
It didn't just pop out of nowhere.
>>61395529
Let's hope it.
>>61395476
The syrians most likely behave better and are more civilized
>>61395529
>this coming from the French, of any country
>>61395116
And Venice will soon be.
>>61395482
Yes. Did you think it was just the Jersey Shore TV show?
>>61395482
yeah dummy, they are also the worst muh heritage faggots after boston irish
>>61395664
Well i hope not after they spent like 6 billions on this shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOSE_Project
>>61395710
>>61395735
Please tell me that you guys are containing them from the general population!
Vesuvius
Are you a ghost
Or the symbols of light or a fantasy host?
In your breast
I carry the form
The heart of the Earth and the weapons of warmth
>>61395855
New Jersey anon here
Just stay away from the boardwalk and nightclubs here and you'll be find. They're just slightly more Italian chads and stacys.
>>61396239
fine*
>>61395116
dont remind me :'(
>>61393635
Same familia
We are fighting a long defeat though.
>>61397863
Neapolitans are like insects, they behave accordingly.
>>61398695
>Neapolitans are insects
ftfy
>>61398695
>>61398778
not today, lads
Bud Spencer just passed away
>>61391982
underrated post
brilliant italy, brilliant
>>61398408
Which generals should be cut?
I'd say that every general should have countries that combined together have at least a population of 50'000'000. Asia and africa don't count since they have few users
>>61395616
We are shit at organization but smart enough to not build cities around volcanoes
>>61399847
every single one except /balt/
>>61400805
I think making them stop putting the world general on the threads would be a good start
People never learn from disasters.
We get floods here virtually every year. It starts raining, doesn't stop for a week or so, and a couple of rivers swell up to twice their size or more. Houses are ruined, people cry. Every year, they rebuild their houses on the same spot. Every year, you see more houses built at these rivers.
I don't know. Maybe it's perseverance, defiance in the face of certain tragedy. Maybe it's just outright stupidity.
>>61391414
But they aren t italians people they are napoletans
>>61401517
They live in Italy, they have Italian citizenships and their parents and grandparents lived in Italy, that makes them Italians, Luigi.
>>61401824
>let me tell about your country
no
>>61401517
>>61402667
Pay respect to our Neapolitan hero who just died, kid
>>61393635
What color is your fedora?
>>61403597
>low effort trash post mocking someone actually interested in other countries
anon... I...
